/brit/

>a little from column a and column b

fucking HEEM the next TWAT that says this reddit shit

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>activate it

tfw no fat gf

in most religions, the whole thing is set up to prevent you from having a religious experience

no wonder you're a virgin

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*does a snap poo*

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Slags from Nippon

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Daily reminder that Jesus was a communist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6gHbyGLHw4

>>73760922

*machines sniper rifle*

soon...

reminder: the autralian prime minister ate a raw onion with the skin on because like all australians, he's retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPVCKnkKWA

>>73760959
grim

knorr chicken stock pot

>82% of union jacks are english

amazing

>>73761017
proofs??

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>>73760986

a little from column a and column b

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Sun's going down

>>73761017
>99% of english are pakis
really gets the ol' noggin joggin'

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>GF's sexy Polish friend at work
>twat at work is trying to fuck her
>literaly runt and like 5'5 with a girls body
>not getting anywhere even though she is clearly interested
>driving them both home earlier
>talking about him
>''he is ok but such a small man, which I don't like''

MANLETS BTFO

grim

>>73761065
Meant she isn't interested.

Righto lads, sorry for the Scotland posts thought I'd just annoy a few posters x
Time to go fuck my English bf's boipussy

>100% of people who reply with "proofs??" have at least one mental deficiency
astounding

wish there was a version of /brit/ just for scottish welsh and NI. it would be infinitely better

need a bf lads

stop posting chinky girls

>>73761128
fuck off to /eire/

>>73761053
AND SO DOES SHE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaKB0GmYQ6k
TUNE

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>>73761065
Anon we all know the story's actually about you and you have no GF.

business idea: go to japan and shag lots of japanese women

>>73761065
>lanklet delusions

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73761132
no

>scottish welsh and NI
grim

>>73761128
You could easily make one. Nobody would use it because it would be fucking shit.

still at work

evening shifts are comfy af

>>73761154
More like its you, mate

>scotland
grim

>>73761146
You fuck off to /eire/

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Who is this guy and what did he do?

>>73761146
that's for the republic of ireland

>/eire/
grim

>>73761095
>>73761163
Not a big fan of chinks but those are cracking bodies

anglo-sapiens

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>>73752353

business idea: introduce beavers to britain

>>73761164
Snowflake English

you deserve all you get if you work as a male preschool teacher and don't realise it's wrong to wipe the childrens bottoms. 2bh . no sympathy

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It's time to go from Scotland posting to bf posting lads

gordon ramsay?

>>73761358
they're already here you nonce

>>73761394
is a scottish twat

>>73761392
asl?

>>73761053

i'll put your lights out if you carry on sunshine...

Does being fat stop you giving blood?

I kind of want to

>>73761358
your mother's has been introduced to most of us already

>>73761436
19 scotland Orkney x

can't keep my fingers out of my arsehole lads

>>73761417
I mean the rest of the country, not just scotland

>>73761470
you could donate to a maccies for their fryer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_wXWFnTjxU


tune

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>Anon, gis a cuddle.

>>73761261
shagged my nan, tell me if you see him

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grim

Business idea: drop a bomb on london and cover it up saying it was reactor meltdown

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>2 out of 10 chance that you are speaking to a paki when you speak to someone from England
Mental

>>73761544
>center
FOY

>>73761544
Pro tip you can't prove him wrong

>>73761555

business idea: shut the fuck up

>>73761582
found the paki lads

why is england the shittiest part of the uk? they insult everyone else yet they're actually a non white nation

>ireland
grim

>scotland
very grim indeed

White people? nah not a fan

>he doesn't have free, high quality healthcare
bizarre

SOMEONE TAKE THESE DREAMS AWAY
THAT POINT ME TO ANOTHER DAY

>>73761607
>wherever you're living
grim

>>73761607
Better than the jocks

Half skegged out

The other half wear England tops and sing about how great England is

All are insufferably ugly people

>>73761607
Because we selflessly sacrificed our capital to contain all the JFs so that you may remain JF free

We're the saviour of the nation desu

why does every netflix show have that chronomatics cover of neil young

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Scotland is the only country in the history of the world to democratically vote against their independence.

>>73761657
weird feet

>>73761699
absolute state of her face

Don't post unless you have something worthwhile to say

>>73761685
think this image has been tampered with

Can't wait to see Corbyn and the SNP btfo the tories in June.

>>73761699
but norn ire did it first

>>73761699
Heard Stockholm syndrome got renamed Edinburgh syndrome

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>>73761216
>no u

Manlets.

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Actually makes me sad when English people post mean things about Scotland on the /brit/. It's not fucking fair what have we done to you?

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Hmmmmm

>Once I attended a lecture by Dr. Stephen Halpern, the master of music and music physiology. He said something very interesting I will never forget. He said the entire human body is a receiver of sound vibrations. Our ears are not the only organ that is sensitive to sound vibrations. He stated how the chakras (the spiritual centers in the body) are greatly influenced by sound vibrations. For example, our sexual organs (the lowest chakra) are more sensitive to low rhythmic beats. Our heads (the highest chakra) are more sensitive to higher beat-less vibrations. This may explain why music with a low rhythmic beat is so popular among young people with raging sexual hormones. The low rhythmic beat played an important role in the tribal rituals of early human cultures around the world. Spiritual enlightenment occurs when you spiritually activate the body's chakras from the lowest to the highest using varying levels of vibration and music.

Well, colour me 'decalcified'. Hmm...

ngl i don't want the conservatives to win but i'll be glad to be shot of corbyn
need liz kendall in the runnings

>>73761699
they wanted to keep our kingdom a united one <3

also that bloke needs to stop wearing dresses and wigs

>>73761699
Quebec
Northern Ireland

>>73761771
You fucked it lad

>>73761771
ask if you can see her milk bags

>>73761760
waheey

>>73761768
>taking int seriously
grim

we love you jocks really

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>>73761732

Cant wait till we put the rorkes up against the wall tbqh

Need a British bf of similar height (no shorter than 194cm please) to walk around the park with

(You) me if interested

Hey little black boy
Dreads and make up

>>73761830
no we don't

fuck off jock

>>73761768
jocks have been chatting shit all thread

>>73761768
Still mad at you for not fucking off when you had the chance.

>>73761768
Stop being whiny little cunts and we'll stop insulting you

>>73761768
>give scotland literally everything
>"nah fuck you guys we want to be a vassal of germany"

>>73761699
But Scotland isn't a country

>>73761838
only if you're a girl(female)

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>be scotland
>be "nation"
>be proud of your "culture" of obesity and irn bru
>be benny dependant and ugly
>be given the chance to become a independent country
>become first nation ever to vote against becoming a real country

>>73761768
the relationship between countries of the uk is very familial

it's just brotherly banter desu

>>73761830
>>73761858
>>73761862
>>73761865
>>73761858
Don't care.

>>73761838
*raises paw*

>>73761774
interesting how the rorkist right are also obsessed with banning rhythmic bass heavy music

it's as if the calcified want others to stay that way

SICK of this talk about scotland, we (NI) voted against independence BEFORE jocks now SHUT UP

>>73761768
I don't really care

Stop bullying Scotland please I'm actually getting very upset ;-;

>>73761905
*kicks you in the ribs*

fuck off mutt

>>73761914
>bring up politics when no one asked
such a boring bastard

>>73761952
NI isn't a country you twat

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https://twitter.com/angrysalmond/status/842023902834524160

Is this what the average Englander thinks of
us Scots?

>>73761904
2 (You)s in 1 post

nice

>>73761983
smelly taig

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i've thought of a very clever gimmick

shan't be posting it until the next thread

>moved to FTSE tracker fund before brexit
>rebalanced before the election was called
thank you poorfags

/brit/? More like /scot/

>>73761904
All me

shall be ignoring all yank flags in the next thread

>>73762023
scots are brits you mong

>>73761989
I'm Scottish and I agree with him desu

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hmm...england is really causing me to think...can anyone guess what this map might show??

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Been in bed all day

Too tired and depressed to move

>>73761504
they're in devon you nonce

>>73761997
would rather be a taig than a scotchman

Wish redditors hadn't made 1984 into such a meme. Genuinely feel like that's the way the world's heading.

>>73762069
wiki doesn't mention this
hmm

Keep mocking Scotland and I'll just go on /int/ and start to pretend to be English and literally soil your reputation

>>73761914
*embraces and kisses you*

May the Reich rise again.

>>73762057
income, wealth, gdp per capita

>>73762057
>the absolute state of the caliphate of southern england

>>73762057
amount of scots in percentage

>>73762057
hmmmm.......percentage of non whites?
and england is leading the way I see...ahhhhhhh yes...."""""""""""""""""England""""""""""""""""""

>>73762057
population density

>>73762103
As ugly boring stuck up genocidal cunts?

Oh no

>>73761699
quebec

scotland will be the second ""country"" to vote against its independence twice

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could i get uhhh one (1) majority in parliament

Can we have some Twitter butthurt please?

>>73762057
percentage of people with incomes above £100k?

>>73761989

>getting that 'angry' about his own tribe of politics

seems like the perfect slave to our lizard overlords desu.

>>73762084
we should introduce lynx too while we're at it

>>73762139
Lol, Scoltand is definitely voting for independence next time

>>73762057
percentage of muslims

>>73762057
Literacy?

>>73762182
The only funny response good job lad

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>Scotland voting against independence from a union it literally invented
Fascinating.

>>73762163
Scoltand might be but Scotland certainly isn't, kek

>>73762112
>>73762116
>>73762134
>>73762148
WRONG. It's percentage of non whites...hmmm....england

>>73762182
Westbrit.
>kicking your celtic cousins under the bass for le ebic /brit/ brownie points

>>73762207
It's annoying how Scots portray themselves as left wing and oppressed by England. It's ahistorical nonsense. They tried to have an empire and failed.

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>>73762216

>>73762216
Hey man, cool it with the antisemetic remarks.

>>73762271
England is part of their empire lad

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>>73762216
*stares at you*

>>73762277

like how shes not even looking at the camera ngl

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>>73762182

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stats exam in 2 hours lads

>tfw me behind the glass

>>73762271
>They tried to have an empire and failed.
Must remind you mate but we created the union so technically it was our empire. Plus Scottish troops won all the wars

How well will UKIP do in this GE? 30-50 seats?

>>73762277
>scotland is mostly white
>they want to change by making this cunt in charge
ah yes, left wing nationalism

>>73762316
good luck lad

>>73762271
Darien wasn't empire building from the state. it was a business opportunity from rich who lost a lot of money

>>73762060
>>73762060
>>73762060
>>73762060
>>73762060

>>73762333
0
I predict a yellow surge

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Fug my heart fluttered a bit after watching this. Why are Russian women so fucking god-tier?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYao1Mju7A

>>73762357

thanks m8, i'll need it

>>73762374
what was it again? 80% of GDP or something blown

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me when I saw the news

>>73762419
Faketaxiposting is an underrated gimmick

>>73762404
they didn't need to sell out. chose to recoup their losses.

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hmmm...what does this map show??

>>73762446
Twitter gimmick lad

>>73762392

Russian girls haven't had their minds poisoned by "American" (jewish) pop culture or feminism. Unfortunately the same can't be said for western Europe. Maybe soviet communism was actually the lesser evil after all, at least if compared to global capitalism.

does phimocure work? thinking of getting it

i can retract but only half way when erect

>>73762493
is it you?

>>73762464
christians

>>73762464
Acerag penis length as a percentage of the length of my penis

>>73762492
Seriously thinking of booking a flight to St. Petersburg

>>73762493

nah lad, just stretch naturally for about a year

slow and steady wins the race

t. that's what I did

wonder who Russia's decided will win, probably May desu, they want us to brexit

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Who voting Labour here?

>>73762464
looks like the UK

>>73762529
correct, good guess

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>Russian girls haven't had their minds poisoned by "American" (jewish) pop culture or feminism. Unfortunately the same can't be said for western Europe. Maybe soviet communism was actually the lesser evil after all, at least if compared to global capitalism.

>>73762561
been wanking quite regular and nothings changing

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Why the fuck is phimosis such a reoccurring theme here?

>>73762561
>nah lad
how would you know?

>>73762403
what kind of stuff will be on it

>>73762539

it was a youtube comment lad (had to post it incase GCHQ gets me haha). a Musically talented gf is patrician desu

>>73762565
t. comrade corbyn

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1AH57_cWAE
what does he say starting from 30:07?
Kirkegaardian .........................., right?

>>73762579
I could tell because london, the midlands, west yorkshire and northern ireland

>>73762601
stops us getting girls and being normies with normie m8s so we hide here obviously

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>>73762565
no thanks

>>73762601
Lots of us have it

>>73762392
Hnnnnngh
Got some messages from Russian qts on interpals, wish me luck

Holy good fuck this is giving me intense no gf feels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MruQuXeuoD8

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going to go meet the weedman soon

>>73762539
Be easier to just neck yourself you pathetic waste of skin

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>>73762565

Cant wait for the purge of the Blairites

>>73762638
>west yorkshire
um just bradford sweetie x

How soon will parties put out manifestos?

reminder that every other general is a manlet general

>>73762685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4sOlxvtbU

>>73762637
yes

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>>73762614

just intro stuff really. haven't really studied too much

once had a wank with shampoo and didn't wash it off properly

bellend was literally peeling off, had the worst phimo and got terrible smeg

wore off after about a week though

Think I will vote for Labour.

don't think stretching will help me phimo as it's not caused by tight or excess skin. my will is too short that the largest vein constricts the opening . don't know wat do

>>73762673
Grow up.

>>73762714
grim

>>73762724
pics

>>73762637
kierkegaardian "either or" conumdrum, right?

(he says the word either like americans say it, EYE-ther, we say it like EE-ther)

>>73762714
>temporary phimo

doesnt exist
you just had a sore willy lad

>>73762766
my foreskin was very tight and could barely pull it over my bellend. It was phimo mate

>>73762637
"it's the kierkegaardian either or conundrum right that any decision you make will have a percentage of regret attached to it"

>>73762728
Says the who wants to fly to Russia for muh pure gf

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>>73762714

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*grows a beard, blocks your path and welcomes a snap election*

>>73762685
Umm sweetie, you're forgetting Halifax, Huddersfield, Leeds or Pudsey lately.

>>73762796
Le diffley face

>>73762720
good lad
vote lib dem if they've got a chance

>>73762754
>(he says the word either like americans say it, EYE-ther, we say it like EE-ther)

I thought it was the other way round, I usually eay EE-ther but I hear most people say EYE-ther?

more noticeable with nEEther/nEYEther though, most people in the UK say nEYEther I think

only been sleeping 4 hours a night, had a fucked up scenario last night where the left side of my brain wouldn't let the right sleep because something bad was gonna happen, like it was giving one side brain zaps to keep me awake. Think i'm gonna lay off the booze for a while lads

>>73762789
phimosis doesn't get caused by that. you either have it from birth or just is caused by not wanking early enough so that the skin doesn't stretch as the willy grows

why has the quality of slag posting decreased so much?

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england tbhlads

>>73762754
thanks
>conumdrum
first time hear this word
eether was tricky either

>>73762846
t. me for the last 13 years

>>73762866

increase of poofter posters

Tim was in one of my dreams last night, christ

Sertraline gives you weird dreams lads

>>73762692

not sure. Id usually say 6 weeks before the election at the latest since thats when official campaigning begins. but Purdah apparently starts on 22nd april

donald trump was a leper in new york in the 70s

business idea: start a leper colony

>>73762888
don't mind them 2bh

bored of hookups need a serious relationship

90s kid here
who else here still posting in /brit/ in 2017????

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>bored of hookups need a serious relationship

>>73762925
we already have one it's called scotland ha ha

>>73762821
halifax is 87% white
huddersfield is 81% white
leeds is 82% white
(pudsey is part of leeds now)

its literally only bradford that drags west yorkshire down, being only 67% white

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Lights 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL_vJJRudBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL_vJJRudBk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL_vJJRudBk

>>73762821
>>73762982
mentioned

>>73762960

>noughties kids get to post here next year

>>73762973

nice position to be in...

>>73762932

bist du Bong oder Deutscher?

no idea who i'm going to vote for in the election lads,
>not a communist so i cant vote greens or labour
>not rich so i can't vote conservative
>not a rorke so i can't vote UKIP
>not a mong so i can't vote libdems

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7u3uhKxNPNg
this video is actually pretty funny

>sitting down after doing a big poo
no better feel methink

>>73762791
me many of thanking

>>73762982
81% is unacceptable

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>>73762857
>or just is caused by not wanking early enough so that the skin doesn't stretch as the willy grows

why do people not like the lib dems lads?

>>73763032
thats why i'm SNP

>>73763032
monster raving looney?

>>73763032

vote whatever meme party decides to stand in your area

>>73763032

make your own party, call it 'the lads', and be center right. advocate for CANZUK too

do you ever watch videos of girls singing and get serious SERIOUS tfw no gf feels from them?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hHhUVV9CiY

>>73763063
arrogant students

>>73763032
if you don't know who to vote for then you're obviously a mong, so just go with lib dems

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>>73763032
start being a rorke

>>73762985
was my waifu before cara

>>73763066
>>73763071

ok, his joke response was better

>an anti-muslim party would clean up in an election right now, even if they had no other policies

>>73763077
no my tfw no gf feels come from obscure youtube channels where girls talk about british history

>>73763122
>>73763122
>>73763122
>>73763122
grim

>>73763107
define 'his'

>>73763116

they call themselves UKIP sweetie xxx

>>73763140

-> >>73763066

apologies, could have made that clearer

>>73763139
fuck off

>>73763140

male possessive pronoun

is conde naste a person or a think

>>73762832
>I usually eay EE-ther but I hear most people say EYE-ther?
we live in a yankified country

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brb gonna get my israeli passport on hitler avenue

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>>73763193

>>73763258
screeching

>>73763258
roaring

>>73763189
apologise for that rude remark immediately.

>>73763258
doing a chuckle

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>You coming to the polling station to vote Labour with us, bro?

>>73763312
would look like them if I had facial hair 2bh

>>73763258
>aps2 forms available from your nearest irish centre
no thanks la, too many caravans

>>73763312
I'm voting tory! But i'll come with you anyway! :)

Yeah sure thing bro, no problem

>Sneaks a cheeky cross in the Tory box

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>tfw my mum is mad at me because I made a joke about her being loose when I found out she didn't have a C-section

should i order a 'za

Back from t'gym lads, my routine needs improving though

The dream: main compound lifts on 3 days, cardio on 2 days, squash on the 6th day and rest on the 7th

graydon carter sounds like jeff goldblum

>>73763426

alri jesus

>>73763407
show your mum some fucking respect

>>73763312
I'm voting UKIP!

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>>73763374
>>73763400
>what's that anon? You aren't seriously thinking of voting for the Nasty Party right?

Had enough of having no gf. Used to get loads of chicks in school and college. Became a drug addicted and lost interested in women but I guarantee I'll be drenched in pussy this time next month

>>73763454
Why do women get so angry when you imply their vagina is loose

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Me in the 2007

>>73763312
only if I can suck your willy

Pakis and Niggers absolutely fucking rekt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc&feature=youtu.be
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U3PLxUvhIc&feature=youtu.be

how much money would you pay for brexit?
looking at roughly 700 quid to 5.6k per household over the next 5 years

>>73763488
Just for a laugh desu x don't worry about it
*preps boipussi*

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feels like i've been at work forever

>>73763523
the pension parasites who voted for it should bear the costs desu

>>73763508

I would do anything to have Tony back

>>73763513
legend

>>73763575
are liz lad

>>73763552
leave then lol

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>>73763513

>chatting shit only when you can stand next to the police

>>73763513
i'd buy him a pint any day britian for british aint no black in the union jack, proper salt of the earth type, quality englishmen have at it son #kipperandproud

>>73763513
LEGEND

>>73763513

>fuck off abdul

creasing

>>73762857
oh my fucking life mate I know it wasn't technically phimo but it had all the symptoms, just fuck off you autistic pseudo dermatologist sad case

>>73763625
>chatting shit only when you can hide behind a mask

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THINGS

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ARISE YE PRISONERS OF THE TORIES

>>73763513
Currycunts on suicide watch

>>73763505
this

but it's hilarious to joke about small willies

>>73763665
What minute;second?

>>73763513
Beautiful

>>73763683
pair of freaks