>Be European >Time moves 16.7% slower

enjoy dying quicker

>be American
>think you can communicate through time in the fifth dimension using gravity

> be American
> get shot

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>be American
>neurons fire 16.7% slower

>>73759961
>Not anxiously waiting for death and having several suicide plans
What are you gay?

>>73760085
Cmon now, Venezuela can't be THAT bad

>>73760065
>neurons
>implying

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>>73760085
>>73760107
Fuck, that's not a Venezuelan flag
I swear I'm not an american

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>>73759888
If you are Blue or Orange, you are L I T E R A L L Y living in a place where time moves slower. What is your excuse?

>>73760152
alri john enjoying your vacation in finland? how are the kids

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>be american
>can't even imagine what it means to speak another language
>but you will have to speak Spanish

fuuug

>>73760107
It´d be funny but we´re actually on the path of becoming another Venezuela, so it´s kinda sad.

>>73760225
isn't learning spanish, like, the easiest thing ever?

>>73760284
As for me French is easier

>>73760065

>Canadian education

>>73759888
Too bad it doesn't stop them from aging like shit.

>>73760284
See our verbs to be

>>73760284
No, learning Norwegian is :^)