/brit/

poster below me is a nonce

plymouth

>>73758314
teach you runts to log in to my 4chan account....

Anime

post above me is a nonce

poster above me is a nonce

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Any fast-stream lads in?

Passed the FSAC, waiting for my stream specific AC in 2 week. I read it was fairly easy but I'm studying like mad fer it.

I'm just curious as to what happens if you pass the FSAC and then don't get through the next stages. Seems like a bit of a pisstake.

You've gone feral

i thought you was a lady
SUFFRAGETTE
JET

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>>73758499

genuinely love the skips smell my bellend produces. is it pheromones?

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>>73758494
Me

not fond of this election malarkey lads, feel a dark storm brewing for Europe's future

poster 2 posts below me is a nonce

Listening to the latest Joe rogan experience lads...Feeling pretty enlightened

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*concocts a dastardly plot*

Should I open a stocks and share ISA with Hargreaves Lansdown lads?

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>>73758500
>>73758506

balls smell like cum

190 is a nonce

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>190 is a nonce

>>73758596
no he's not

she was 16

lost my bleedin railcard! gosh DARN ITTTTTTTTTT

>>73758547
if this chick didnt have the edgy goth look i'd fucc her 2bh

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>>190 is a nonce

190cm is a baby rapist

190cm is alright

>>73758616
>>73758618
>>73758638
Kek

hahaha just remembered 190c(hild)m(olester) is on the register hahahahaha

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Business idea: Workers Republic of Lancashire

baby smells like cum

just shit myself and ran crying to my mum

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>>73758507

>>73758507

>he fell for the memestream

creasing

any idea what her farts might smell like, lads?
https://youtu.be/cZzMFTmZjlg

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>>73758693
libellous smear campaign

*cocks my gun*

brit is finally dead.

haha get fucked rorkes

>>73758553

this desu

>mum found the cum couch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc-uMcoypZc

need a somali-british gf to cook me a halal breakfast

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>>73758785

190 is a good lad. Enjoy talking about 'nime with him sometimes. Thailad is alright too.

Pakipoo can fuck of though.

>>73758785
we're all in here

>>>/pol/121710310

Room smells like fart, shit, cum and body odour. Not even memeing.

*shrugs shoulders*

ahem
may I have your attention please

could the real lisicki please walk towards me

>>73758863
you're a pretty short lad

>>73758739
Just going to ride it out and jump onto the private sector meme.

I could go straight to private 2bh, being a trained economist and all, but my friends in big boy consultancy say its alot of work and i'd rather piss about.

>>73758799
why does she talk about nothing for >1min
>halal pork
it's a no from me

You are a... homosexual no dick, no balls, no testicles the only dick you have is on your... head

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She's gone private
What did you do?

hate when I need to drive my mums car
its such shit, it feels like driving a fat woman from inside her vagina except with all sorts of stupid computer shit and cheap plastic everywhere.

my car is old but so much better to drive

how no one says 'grim' anymore

*walks alone*

>>73758937
I do desu

grim

grim

grim

grim

grim

grime

mirg

>>73758435
last two digits are how many seats the tories will gain

grim

>>73758907

really don't give a fuck about your gay career plans. don't ever reply to me again.

heating up some water with the electric kettle my mom got me for easter

rim

>>73758964
>>73758968
>>73758973
>>73758989
>>73758990
>>73758995
>>73759008
>>73759009
>>73759021
>>73759050

counting these as (you)s . here's your percentage

>>73759033
grim

>>73759033
Just remember you do not need to put it in the microwave

imgr

>>73759027
kys (kiss yourself)

>>73759071
thanks pal

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the gf

Honestly don't think my anus can take anymore batterings

>>73759103
grim

>>73759103
Uh... Did the whale eat her?

Might go for a walk

Hate people overusing grim

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>tfw bought 'mong' back into the /brit/ lexicon

>>73759110
grim

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alright lads

meet me on the hoe tomorrow by the lighthouse at 0700, bring a canoe/kayak if you have one if not we can swim it

we'll land on the north side jetty then just storm the island, I don't think anyone lives there so we should have the island by lunch time

bring snacks and a bottle of water

see you tomorrow x

>>73759103
best she smells nice

>>73759140
no you fucking didn't that was me
twat

Lads I was being autistic and thought no one was in the house and was screaming about the house making sex noises, no idea why. And my Mum started shouting up the stairs telling me to never bring a girl home again if I was going to be that lad. Absolutely mortified. Shan't be leaving the room again

>>73759140
PUT THE GUN DOWN

can you get an annulment because you're gay

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>tfw brought 'tfw no fat gf' back into the /feel/ lexicon

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How did the Yanks become so fucking rich?

>>73759140
grim

>>73759140
you MUST be joking, I've been saying mong all me life
fucking mong
ill let you off this time

>>73759190
grim

>>73759190
grim

grim

grim

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NEED a fat, stinky, hairy, half pinoy goth gf

>>73759249
grim

>>73759162
>>73759175
>>73759206
>>73759216

cheers for the (You)'s lads, it's too easy being the puppetmaster sometimes

>>73759196
grim

gg0\rgi re-ighetr9-=iy=-09bí€

>Lisicki has a new trip
Interesting... *filters*

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>>73759196

stealing from Black people

>>73759273
grim

>>73759290
Feel like I've been played...................

And another one

Would you shag your Mum if no one found out and she was 10/10 and her memory would be obliterated of the event after? 2bh I would

Really want a gf and girls keep messaging me on tinder but i CANNOT be arsed to reply to them

What's wrong with me?

>>73759287
grim

>>73759336
No.

190cm is literally on the sex offenders register, doxxed years ago and outed as a nonce on /sp/

He fucking denies it to this day, it's a shame hardly any of those /bet/ lads are around these days as they did the leg work

>>73759336
GRIM

>>73759341
*heems you*
tgat's MY dating app you runt

>>73759336
grim

>>73759336
wew lad

disgusting

>>73759356
Don't listen to him lads

damn did I miss trannyporn .gifs/.webms hour?

>>73759356
not surprised. women are repulsed by him so i guess kids were the logical next step.

>>73752089
>>73752089
>>73752089
vibrant vocaroo thread going lads, be sure to join

>>73759353
>>73759365
>>73759381
>>73759394
Benders 2bh. Literally nothing wrong with incest so long as you don't impregnate her. My Mum taught me how to wank, grow up.

>>73759356

how do you know it's the same one? Could he be a copycat tripfag like 190 st?

>>73759356

Post the evidence then lad. im intrigued

>>73759399
grim

>>73759341
don't wank for a week

grim

>>73759406
grim

It's to easy to identify the newfags pretending to be me. Most of you loosers don't even have reddit flags or secure tripcodes.

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>>73759196
freedom

Lads rate my accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pLapd1bdmF

>>73759431
grim

grim

>>73759497
grim

Spiffing thread this

>>73755122

VERY impressive post

grim.

>>73759196
a) they're a western country but also incredibly populous
b) they suffered from the wars a fraction of the amount that europe did, who were devastated in comparison

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@73759497
This is the most severe case of autism I've ever come across.

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>>73759546

>>73759497
Fuck off, this is my real accent
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bNhZRRpzPH

/brit/ is fucking terrible tonight lads, what's going on.

no one says bum bum willy will poo any more

>>73759581
grim

bum bum willy will poo any more

>mum found the semen microwave

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>tfw 6'9 and built like a gypsy brick shithouse

>>73759571
c) we have something worth working and fighting for

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Cooking some willies x

>>73759596
grim

made guacamole

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Argh, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

'm

>>73759630
he's not 6'9

he's 6'7 at best.

yes i know its his billed height

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>'m

>>73759625
grim

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

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lads when we bringing scotland back into the fold?

obligaTORY scotland post

>>73759630
the goal

ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

Lads I'm meeting Prince Charles next week. When I shake his hand I'm going to rub cum all over my hand and let it dry out. Good idea?

>>73759643
grim

>>73759721
grim

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Lisicki?

>>73759310
Sick of these bloody wogs appropriating my culture. Somebody do something!

>>73759636
your jewish overlords? your 58% white citizens? your one of the highest levels of inequality in the developed world?

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>>73759722
>>73759760

>>73759196
free markets

>>73759822
grim

Uh lads, if I got a caution last year is it going to show up on my DBS check for university?

Anxious as fuck right now.

>>73759844
no

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Literally. LITERALLY fucking perfect.
French women are the best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A

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hello? Post about scotland now

>>73759844
grim

Turns out you can get a herbal version of rohypnol that you can slip into cigarettes or splifs and get the same effect as the original version in drinks

Just putting that out there, obviously I'm not going to do anything about it or my hot neighbour who likes to bum cigarettes from me

The will to power
Ascension manifest
That which is above
Is as that which is below
Thy will be done
Thy kingdom come
On earth as it is in heaven
So mote it be

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next post isn't a scottish post don't want to hear it

angus

>>73759875
grim

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scotlads

>>73759917

never post this again please

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oi oi oi lads scotland posting time?

>>73759906
grim

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quite like being scottish desu don't like british people that much

>>73759857
Are you sure lad? Don't know what I'd do if I got booted out after being offered a place. Stuck at home with mummy for another year... ughhhhhhhhhhhh shit.

Fucking grim as fuck.

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A certain geographical location that has never been conquered?

Edinburgh is an English city

Might go to Scotland this year, please tell me of things I should avoid saying/doing while in Scotland, please

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lads ranking coming in now
scotland > the rest

>>73759992
you should avoid going to scotland

>>73759917
grim

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english twats get out t b h scotland thread now

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>>73759804
no but our freedoms, rights and liberties are worth fighting for, and being the world's greatest force for good as well

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Scotland STRONK

Sitting in York by myself

Thinking about life

G L A S G O W

>>73759978
>Embassy advert
Then why can't I find any fucking Embassy when I'm in Scotland? What's up with that

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truth t b h scot-gaels goat though

>>73759978
You'd be living on the moors, licking algae off rocks to stave off death if it wasn't for the English. You fucking welfare queen.

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D U N B A R

Will I get KNIFE'D if I go to Scotland? Meme answers only please

>>73760038
>Counting Englishmen born in your country
P A T H E T I C

>>73759981
depends on what you did but it's unlikely it will

even if it does just be like oh i forgot about that

>>73759992
I'm going to Scotland for the first time ever in 3 weeks, I've been to Finland before though haha

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slags are an integral part of british culture desu

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>>73760116
>Englishmen
No such thing! Only pakis

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>>73760066

>>73760108
yes
WAS THAT MEME ENOUGH FOR YOU?!

>>73760045
grim

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Edinburgh
3. Aberdeen
4. Dundee
5. Carlisle

>>73759981
nothing will happen, even if you get arrested and charged (But later dropped) they still wouldn't find out.

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>>73760149
As are Nipponese slags

>>73760100
grim

ah yes current presidential candidate just made a naruto reference
https://twitter.com/JLMelenchon/status/854387339153604613

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>>73759875
second

If the SNP lose a fair few seats in the election then I'll reinstate some respect for the jocks

Sturgeon is a hypocritical mong, can't stand her

>>73760118
It was pretty bad. Had an acute mental breakdown last year after stopping SSRIs and called a social worker (not mine) a paki.

Hmm...

>>73760201
>sensitive mouthwash

Soft cunts go in the bin

just saw a prosthetic penis of the type they give to FTMs

very uncanny valley

>>73760045
Porridge

>>73760045
Is York really the most haunted place in England?
Have you seen any ghosts?

>>73760149
grim

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>>73759875
third

>>73760246
She's fat

You can tell by the arms

>>73760251
try before you buy?

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>>73760235
english detected
scotland thread now

>>73760275
astute observation, my good sir

>>73760259
Your mum's fanny gave up the ghost after I was done with it aha.

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what you wankers up to get back to scotland posting

>>73760275
>>73760246
*gfs her*

Reminder that Scotland has the best comedians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggEUx-wS0ms

>>73760230
grim

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Scotland?

>>73760305
haha le funny glaswegian man

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Doing a walk

>>73760259
Ghosts aren't real sweaty x

>>73760307
your fucking life is grime mate get the fuck out of my face and this thread

uironically want to learn to play the bagpipes so i can dress up in a full feileadh mòr and walk the countryside playing folk tunes

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>>73760296
spooky

how scared were you?

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will be voting snp in june scotland an' all that

Top 5 Market Towns in the UK (Based on Pigeon Populous and Used Discarded Needles):
1. Doncaster
2. Doncaster
3. Doncaster
4. Doncaster
5. Skipton

>>73760235
Really hope they do
Independence would be off the table

>>73760338
grim

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Alba gu fucking brath

>>73760280
>>73760298
TOP KEKS

>>73760358
grim

>>73760338
>>73760045
good lad x

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>tfw comfy Election-time Question time will be back soon

Can't wait.

why does this autist keep posting about scotland

can sense a fedora post coming, lads

business idea: have as many general elections as possible

>>73760399

bet you read the Sun too. fucking mong.

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Pua wa'a

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GceNsojnMf0

>>73760439
There's like five of us

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>>73757628
>>73758161
>>73758447
There's an Estonian with a 20gb folder of unique nigel farage images

HOWLING

>>73760459
>There's like five of us
grim

>>73760399
THE NHS

unironically writing an article for buzzfeed

York minster bongs like 5 seconds too fast

>>73760501
grim

I'M ANIMATED
I'M ALIVE
MY HEART'S BIG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kjptgAHP7o

watching this

Bu stuheel iz heveer tha fevers

reminder 190cm master race is a gimp who went on to /r9k/ to troll/boast about what a ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''chad'''''''''''''''''''''''''''' he is but then got laughed away when he posted the pics of himself. he is a notorious e-statter. do not respond to his posts

>I will not call a snap election
>Calls a snap election

alri mummy may wots got you panicked

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NEVER CONQUERED [except by this man]

>>73760516
>tfw no human frog pet

>>73760511
Good gimmick

I reckon it'll catch on

>>73760527
post the pic

>there are now 5 people in scotland with access to the internet
congratulations lads

Just bet on lester and Bayern to qualify

Anyone else cheeky here?

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Head over to /sp/ for the football, boys

It'll be comfy

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top dog is scotland
bottom dog is england lol

>>73760523
shan't be giving a solitary nanosecond of my time to this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJjaQExOPPY

beavers are weird

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LADS

the next step

>>73760573
Matched her on Tinder

>>73760612
Good catch m8

Post jawline

grim

>>73760597
>teaching the robots to read signs

who you voting for then lads

>only 1 in 12 posters with a union jack is a scot

made me think

>>73760644
My jawline is Affleck tier

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>anon, did you just slip that up my arse?

>>73760674
wish it was 0

whats it like to have a bestfriend

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Hmmmmm

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righto right right righto scotland time

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>>73760680
>will never know this feel

>>73760699
grim

>>73760594
>orange teeth

Never knew that

>>73760668
Craven

>>73760674
proofs??

>>73760701
tell her you'd like to drink from her milk bags

>>73760701
>i'd like to drink milk from your bags

was squishing my ballbag with my thighs last night when i was asleep and as i did so i dreamt that i was being tasered

makes me happy knowing Swansea are relegated lads

>>73760594
fat CUNTS

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Business Idea:

Celts (Scotland) are just genetically superior to Anglos (England) that Anglos should be wiped out. Thoughts?

>>73760703
>wanting independence from one union in order to join a larger union that is less likely to give a shit about you
mental

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>>73760772
>Leeds will be back in the PL next year

>>73760782
Scots are more Anglo than Celtic actually.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-31905764

sorry hun x

>>73760782
Business idea: this, in reverse

>>73760830
>BBC
nice biased source haha:P

>>73760674
>the welsh and northern irish identify themselves more often

got a lot of 'mmicks in store for the next thread

>>73760795
false equivalence
the EU isn't a national sovereign government . it doesn't exert the same power over countries as westminster does over the UK. not even close.

>>73760782
>Celts
>Scotland

?

>>73760876
>>73760876
>>73760876

grim

>>73760828
probably not since they're in 7th now

imagine blairites faces if corbyn actually did win an election

>tfw scottish but pretend to be an englishman on /int/ and post extremely left wing and multi-cultural views on 4chan to make people hate england on 4chan