/fug/ - /fr/+/brit/+/deutsch/

>>73754247
why is germany part of the big three

my ancestors :)

>>73754247
surely it should be /frbrdeu/

GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND

>>73754247
Wahey

haha benis

>>73754247
>With Germany
Without me. Bye.

>>73754247
queen victoria is napoleon in a dress

election season boys
death to the union

>Avec l'Allemagne
Sans moi. Au revoir.

>>73754247
>>73754321
>>73754331
Er strafe es!

g*rmanics have never created anything on their own
all robbed from slavs, celts, iberians and the other real European peoples

übernommen
verpisst euch ihr scheiß froscherfresser und anglo schweine

>>73754331
ER STRAFE ES

>>73754247
arr rook same

>>73754429
WE

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>Germany
What the heck I just wanted to fight with the brits !
Guess that Germany can watch our make up sex afterwards

haha germans hate england nazis blitz :D

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>>73754403
if you wouldnt let your napoléon have his way with you you're honestly a faggot

dresden was a mistake
the mistake being it wasn't all of germany

>>73754429
Be quiet Italy.

KAMERAD! KAMERAD!
ALLE MÄDELS MÜSSEN WARTEN!

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>>73754331
ER STRAFE ES

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ER STRAFE ES

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>>73754459
very cute
>that brit pantsu

>>73754459
This

Fuck krauts and fuck OP

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Representing the even more select group of coutries who kicked the ass of one of the "big three" at war.
There's just us and India I think.

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Anyone here having American Express credit card? How widely is it being accepted in the UK?
They got some good offers so I'm thinking of getting one, but no point if no one would take it.

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>>73754296
they always were

>>73754469
"Gott strafe England" is actually from a poem written during the first world war. He also was Jewish.

Britain: Conservative landslide, May PM
France: Front National narrow victory, Le Pen President
Germany: CDU-AfD coalition, Merkel Chancellor, Petry Vice Chancellor

cap this

Free Kernow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cmtqn8wANLY

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>>73754247
WE WUZ

>>73754536
India has never won a war

>fuck krauts
That's so rude tho

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>>73754321
>>73754331
>>73754428
>>73754432
>>73754436
>>73754508
>>73754522

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ER STRAFE ES!

>>73754560
> CDU-AfD coalition
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good one

>>73754552
haha ebic menes xD

>>73754487
>best german scientists
>jewish
>best "british" anything
>irish welsh or scottish

@73754596
>WOW look we can commit war crimes
>BRITANNIA RULE THE WAVES

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>>73754605

>>73754569
>France and Germany both have more people than us
>We still beat them
Feels good mann

>>73754560
Sadly the AfD is on the verge on destroying itself. Its not going well for them. Also the CDU in its current form would not ally with the AfD.

>>73754576
don't respond to the rapist

lol
just lol

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>>73754543

>>73754623
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Lissauer

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>>73754636
Culling pests is not a war crime

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>>73754605
>>73754522
>>73754508
>>73754331
hmm

>>73754689
>>73754697
haha wowww cool

>>73754735
glad you liked it!

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>>73754247
Let's make a poll, which country would you prefer to make a Personnal Union with if you were forced by exterior events.

Poll for british:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12773872

Poll for french:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12773870

Poll for germans:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12773871

Poll for the rest of /int/:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12773873

>>73754714
No people were killed in the bombing of Dresden

Haß zu Wasser und Haß zu Land
Haß des Hauptes und Haß der Hand
Haß der Hämmer und Haß der Kronen
drosselnder Haß von siebzig Millionen
Sie lieben vereint, sie hassen vereint
Sie haben alle nur einen Feind:
England

>>73754543
No one accepts AE

why not just call it /germ/

>>73754761
Good poll

>>73754247
Good thread.
t. French

>>73754815
Would turn into an English version of /deutsch/
Believe me that's the last thing you want

>tfw scottish mate is PISSED

hehe

ufufu

>>73754772
Hmmm, I see that was written by the same Jew that came up with "Gott Strafe England"

Why was Germany so butthurt at England in WW1, btw? Why wasn't it "Gott Strafe Frankreich" considering that they were the main enemy?

>>73754847
Warum denn unbedingt eine englische Fassung? :^)
Wäre aber irgendwie mal nett, zu sehen, was der Rest von /int/ von /deutsch/-Größen wie dem Basler oder dem Schurken hält.

>>73754695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSM3er93mWU

what are you studying then so?

>>73754946
Sind beide absolute schwuchteln uezs

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>ER STRAFY ES
>GOD STRAFE ENGLAND
>MUH DRESDEN
I hate GERMans.

meddl people

FETTI WAS GEHT

>>73754761
I don't want to merge with any of it but if we should I'm really torn apart
I think the Frankish Empire 2.0 would definitely have some great synergy but culturally/spiritually we are closer to the british and would get along better than with the germans in my opinion.

N INSELAFFE LABERT ÜBERN DEUTSCHEN ALDA DER SOLL MA DIE FRESSE HALTEN

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>>73754761
>people from my flag voting germany
traitors the lot of them

>>73754536
You absolutely never kicked our ass. France had already demolished your revolution and our army was busy torturing and massacring you when De Gaulle pussied out due to public opinion changing. Just like the US in Irak.
He pulled back and accepted to let you go but you won this war as much as you won during your history : not at all.
I don't even know how you dare to claim this. The worse is that others believe you.

schmeiß diesen inselaffen und Baguettes gleich so die brüggel raus uezs

>>73755059
>culturally/spiritually we are closer to the british

nice

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>>73754247
France=Hot Wife
German=Boring Husband
England=Wife's ex who she cheats on her husband with

ICH HABE MEIN FRAU NICHT GETOTET

>>73755059
let us anschluss Austria and Switzerland + the Netherlands and we enslave the Polish than we have 2 equally powerful nations

@73755122
HOWLING at this post

AUF DER HEIDE BLÜHT EIN KLEINES BLÜMELEIN

>>73754952
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL3l5sRISps
Hahahahahahaha dead germs dead germs.

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>>73755083
This what the heck ? Even for us, the worst perfidious albious is 10 times better than the Eternal Boche

UND DAS HEIŠT

>>73755191
UND DAS HEISST ERIIIIKIAAAAAA!

>implying Frangleterre isn't inevitable

؍༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ށ

>>73755220
Пoшoль нaхyй pycня

EINEN FINGER KANN MAN BRECHEN

>>73755261
Hahahhahha butthurt nazi kills you with my PPSH. Fucking cunt die!

mogę się dołączyć?

Hamburg

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>>73755305
>11 million casualties

I HABE KEIN BASLER GETOTET

>>73754697
I know, and I can recite more of his work
SIE LIEBEN VEREINT, SIE HASSEN VEREINT
SIE HABEN ALLE NUR EINEN FEIND:
ENGLAND!

>>73755396
Hättest es aber tun sollen.

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>>73755375
Hahaha spit on your face criminal. Go cry to criminal japs cunt.

>>73755396
Ich hab funf Katze und du mutter uezs

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Nobody likes Germany
Nobody likes Germans
Nobody will ever like Germany
Nobody will ever like Germans

France is my waifu

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>>73755491
maybe on autistchan

>>73755491
Is the only true answer. Also fuck japs and spaghetty.

Liechtenstein here

>>73755491
Germans were born alone and believe me they'll die alone

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EINFACH

>>73755547
>fuck japs and spaghetty.
I agree

>>73755556
Ich Bin Ein Auslanderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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>>73755651
EINFACH

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Megumin uezs

>thread is full of German autism
This is why it should be just France and England.

Bonjour mes amis
Any french qt's here?

>>73754917
England and Germany were on quite good terms up until the late 19th/very early 20th Century, due to France being a common enemy (Napoleon), England's attention being more focused on its colonies and Germany's comparetively meager colonial ambititions

The relationship deteriorated quite quickly and England taking France's side felt like a huge backstab

>>73755790
>tfw no Landgraviate of Hesse-Kassel bf

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check em

>>73755790
:^(

hot fuzz is 10 years old

Brudis ich hab mal ne Frage
Also ich Moment versuche ich jeden Tag zu lernen

2 Stunden Algorithmen
2 Stunden Mathe
2 Stunden Java

Meistens schaffe ich es aber nicht bis Java

Was meint ihr, soll ich jetzt das System so umändern, dass ich das ganze jeden Morgen nicht zurücksetze, sondern dort weitermache, wo ich aufgehört habe?

Also zum Beispiel morgen früh Java?

>>73755758
H-hi

>>73755758
bitte sei mein nazirollenspiel bf

>>73755907
6h ist ja gar nix, lerne teilweise 16h wenn Klausuren anstehen.

Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund

>>73755977
Scheinst dich auszukennen, soll ich morgens weiter machen?

>>73755907
Joscher gib a ruh

>>73755907
>Seinen Krebs auch außerhalb von /deutsch/ verbreiten
Bring dich um

>>73755977
Antworte ihm doch nicht.

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>>73755731
This.

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>>73755731
Frankly brits are bloody autistic as well usually, but not here.
What happened ? Is is just by contrast with german autism or do they just behave when France is around ?

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>>73754697
everytime

>>73755962
Ça va Jaques? How was your day? :)

>>73755970
Nur wenn ich in deine Westfront einmarschieren darf

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>>73756080
FTFY

Im a jew you racists, authorities are informed

>>73755596
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0KHUtxFq4I
Nips are getting fucked lads.

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>>73756192
BESATZ MICH BITTE

>>73756246
You are still here? I thought you starved or killed yourself in the mean time.

>>73754247
>What's the difference with /int/

Okay ich hab mich entschieden werde morgens weitermachen
Also morgen früh dann Java
Ich denke das ist gut so

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>>73756195
D-Delet this

>>73756301
How I can miss such a fun to humiliate a germs and nips for crimes.

p.s Cunts

>>73754536
You didn't kick anything we totally BTFO'd during the Battle of Algiers and Tunis, and forced you to hide in the desert, we even successfully avoided an Irak-like situation by firmly keeping the situation in our hand

Anyway, you only "won" thanks to USA's and Russia's pressure, and your galopant birthrate which led De Gaulle to feat that we would be outbred if we kept you

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>>73756283
SAG DU WILLST DAS BESATZERSPERMA! SAG ES!

>>73756499
Hahnerei

Der Faden stinkt echt bodenlos nach scheiße,das ist nicht zum aushalten
Hoffe keiner kommt jemals wieder auf die Idee ihn zu kreieren

>>73754644

You had more people after 1850 if we count the australians and canadians who were considered british citizen until recently.

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>>73756499
BITTE FULL MEIN KNABENMOSEN

>>73755088
>>73756451
stop responding to the bald algerian rapist

Was wollen wir trinken, sieben Tage lang?

why do germans always type in full capitals

its not very endearing

>>73757100
keinen vodka, der schmeckt echt nach nix

>>73757134
HÄNDE HOCH!

>>73757174
ACHTUNG! SPITFIRE!
*gets shot*

>>73757283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCB8ZVxKqyI

>keinen vodka
Männlein

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>>73757310
delete this right now

>>73755059
>>73755059

This

Time for a ranking post

>best cuisine
France > Britain > Germany

>best meats and cheeses
France > Britain > Germany

>best landscapes
France > Britain > Germany

>best engineering
France = Germany > Britain

>best capital city
France = Britain > Germany

>best cinema/music culture
Britain >>>>> France = Germany

>best army
France > Britain > Germany

>best qts
Entirely subjective

>best science
Britain > France = Germany

>best literature
Can't say, I'm not knowledgeable enough

>best sport culture
Britain = Germany = France

>best beer
Germany > Britain > France

>best history
France > Britain > Germany

>best outlook on work/holiday ratio
France > Germany >>> Britain
Overall I'm glad I'm French, I love Britain and Germany isn't too bad (Baden Württemberg master Land)

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BOMBEN AUF ENGLAND

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>>73758680

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>>73758680
Germany's finest

>>73754550
What does this chart represent?

>>73758958
ISRAEL DU KLEINES ARMES KINDERFICKER VOLK

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nM0EOMeSdY

>>73758958
The degree by which our three chosen nations are better than all the others.

>>73758958
proof slavs are subhuman

>>73759016
better than all the others except Italy of course

>>73758680
>>best engineering
Germany>Britain>France
>best literature
France>Britain>Germany
otherwise i complete agree with your list

>>73758680
>best cuisine
Germany > France > Britain
>best meats
No differences
>best cheeses
Britain > France > Germany
>best landscapes
Britain > Germany > France
>best engineering
Germany > France > Britain
>best capital city
All shitholes desu
>best cinema/music culture
Britain >> France = Germany
>best army
France = Britain > Germany (this hurts)
>best qts
Britain > France > Germany
>best science
Germany > France = Britain
>best literature
Same as you
>best sport culture
Britain = Germany > France
>best beer
Germany > Britain > France
>best history
Germany > Britain > France
>best outlook on work/holiday ratio
France > Germany > Britain

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Are they /ourguys/
YES THEY ARE

>>73759151
>Britain before Germany

>>73758997
>>73759016
Ok, sl*vshits are subhumans, whatever, who cares.
I was asking about the criteria by wich the big four is big and glorious. What do they mean by accomplishments and significant figures?

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Colonialism was a good idea overall to be honest. It secured us resources for growth and granted much of the world an unbeforeseen human development. We just have to exclude the Belgians next time.

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could the ruskie just get out of the fucking thread? Like seriously

>>73759265
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Accomplishment

>>73759354
Thanks!

>>73755543
fake news

>>73758680>>73759151

>engineering
>France behind Britain or even behind Germany

The country that developed its own nuclear and space programs, had the earliest high speed rail and still manufactures its trains, European car of the year 2017, Rafale plans, participates in Airbus, co-created the Channel Tunnel and the Concorde, built the Millau viaduct, built the largest cruise ship in the world...

I could go on and on. France is really on par with Germany, sorry

>>73759191

My fucking sides get a load of this butthurt flem

>>73759191
Is this a bait Perser?

continentals make shitty music

>>73759725
Disagree, French makes some bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QOxKCKC09A

>>73759725
This is fairly true when compared to the quantity of quality music Britain makes

British actors and musicians and films and series are fucking godtier

>>73758940
Baden Württemberg is like a /pol meme come true.

>>73759795
very fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3N7zOiKdBE

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GOTT STRAFE ENGLAND!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJbi8AaAp0g

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>>73758940
Ppppfpfffff.

>>73759795
>>73759916
shut up pleb

>>73759983
don't respond to me with that attitude again, cretin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtoBBQUaSs0

>>73758680
>>best engineering
>France = Germany > Britain

what an autist ranking you made.

>>73760170

I didn't say manufacturing, Jerry. Read this :

>>73759525

>>73760233
I read your autist statement, still your ranking is autist/10

How do you rank history by the way?

Wtf is going on here

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>>73760233
As i recall it the largest cruiser well amongst the largest atleast was built here. Surely the company is french but what kind of company can have home honor when ti outsources itself outside? Yes i know this is the case with Nokia too but you get the jest. Also All of the nuclear and space technology is more or less form Nazis in a way or form.

>>73756451
>>73755088
Ah yes two contradictory gibberish explanation to avoid recognizing the simple fact that we beat the shit out of you at war. Classic eternal frogo.

>>73760407

Unfortunately you were surpassed by half a metre. Same ship model though, but built in Saint Nazaire,

the point isn't to downplay Finland but to show that France knows its way around high end engineering. The company isn't French it says Korean AFAIK.

>>73760299
Good points, well-made

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>>73754569
USA is doing pretty fucking well considering we've been around for a few hundred years. We get to enjoy world peace in 1st world countries for the most part, electronic fucking magic like your computer or TV, space travel, cars and planes, movies and video games, etc etc

We're based as fuck with music too.

Man I really rolled well in life being born a tall white guy with wealthy, highly educated parents in the most powerful country since Rome. Yet here I am on a tuesday afternoon day drinking and posting with people across the planet, just wasting time. But I will that it's facinating and beautiful in a sense. I feel much more connected to the human race since I came here. We're really not all too different.

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Only countries that have bombed England may post in this thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFpvfz8Ls4Y

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Does /fug/ like russian girls?

>>73760634
Based Ireland

Let's see if this new general becomes a thing hmm lads

>>73760517
>The company isn't French it says Korean AFAIK.

So it's rather the matter of where the outsourcer regards to give the build assignment. Nothing about superior engineering then? Surely it would be enough to put your nation in to shame that you manage to beat an 5 million strong welfare nation only by a mere 50 centimeters whilst claiming to be superior. And noetheless when was the last time Germans were interested in seafaring and fleets? Maybe not part of their expertise or interests perhaps?

And don't gross my other points out since you don't like em, answer them you worthless frog.

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Does /fug/ know that feel when there's a big war being started and your only nukelar carrier is unavailable because being repaired?

>>73760634
>>73754952

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>>73758680
>>best qts
>Entirely subjective
ywn fuck an english slag...

>>73760634
Ireland isn't a country

>>73754459
Now this is something I wanna see r34 of.

>>73760806

You don't actually know anything about shipbuilding, do you? The Korean company (which is now bankrupt) chose Finland and then France because of the engineering expertise already there.

You don't know what you're talking about. Germany is VERY interested in seafaring ships: they're one of the largest exporters in the world and Hamburg is a huge port (3rd largest in Europe)

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>>73760811
In february 2017 the charles de gaulle entered the Toulon harbor for renovation (renewal, repair).
Mid-life renovation.
Our only carrier will be "renoved" (renewed) for 18 months.
The fuck do we bomb the shit out of Assad?
The fuck do we send our Rafale in the middle east?

https://twitter.com/MarineNationale/status/829277897437372417
http://www.lefigaro.fr/flash-actu/2017/02/08/97001-20170208FILWWW00109-le-charles-de-gaulle-est-arrive-a-toulon-pour-renovation.php

On the up side, in december 2016,
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/12/30/no-us-carrier-at-sea-leaves-gap-in-middle-east.html
No US carrier at sea leaves gap in Middle East.

>It’s not the first time there was a carrier gap in the Middle East. Last fall, the U.S. Navy relied on a French aircraft carrier to fill the void when the USS Theodore Roosevelt returned home. At the time it was the first gap in carrier coverage in the Middle East since 2007.

I know UK doens't have nukelar carrier yet, but do you have a carrier in the middle east currently?

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>>73760977
>british education

>>73761155
Be nice to Funland pls. They bought the superphenix EPR nukelar nextgen reactor.

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We got your back, brahs.

We need a good war to unify us.

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>>73760662
about as much as i like frog girls

>>73761705
us?

>>73759525
>The country that developed its own nuclear and space programs
Not that special any more

>had the earliest high speed rail and still manufactures its trains
not that special, TGV is pretty shit

>European car of the year 2017
I hope this is a joke

>Rafale plans
Sweden has its own planes

>participates in Airbus
as do many countries

>Concorde,
There is a reason the bird stayed at the ground

>built the Millau viaduct
ok

>built the largest cruise ship in the world...
You Finland now?

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>>73761776
which is a lot btw

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Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe.

If I've got bio-bio oil on my face, you'll have to learn to live with that. Ok. I've put bio-o- I've just washed and I put bio-oil on my face. You're gonna have to learn to live with that. If my hai- If my hair looks like crap, it's because I haven't had my- I haven't had any hot water since 8:00 yesterday evening. That's over 24 hours. Haven't-haven't had any hot water. I sti- I still haven't had a bath for 24 hours because this bloody landlord won't fix my heating. He won't fix my hot water. Apparently he's happy that this plumber came around. Plumber's mate. I was told a plumber's- the landlord told me the plumber's mate would come around. The plumber's mate apparently came around (if that really was the plumber's mate) and did this half-arsed repair where he's dangled a bit of cloth over there that's supposed to stop water leaking on this electrisical thing here and to stop the place blowing up or burning down. If I turn it- if I try- if I turn the hot tap on- I turned the hot tap on about a few minutes ago, this went out and all the and the lights in here went out because this bloody doesn't work and it still and now I haven't got any hot water still haven't got any hot water. So I'm pissed off, ok? I'm allowed to be pissed off, I'm pissed off. Brian Slayers is out there, he's pissed off as well. Thanks Brian. We go out that way.

You know where I am. I'm in my rented flat in High Wycombe. It's the 15th of April, 2017. I'm pissed off.

>>73759525
emphasis on co-created Pierre

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>>73761339
>18 months renewal
- refill of the core with nuclear fuel (uranium, I guess?)
- switch to an All-Rafale lauch board.
- general modernization
http://www.colsbleus.fr/articles/9283

bot translate :
>After the equivalent of 30 rounds of the world, more than 41,000 catapults in 15 years of intense operational activity; Marked in particular by numerous major operations (Afghanistan, Libya, Iraq) and more recently three consecutive engagements in the Mediterranean against Daesh [ISIS], the aircraft carrier Charles de Gaulle entered the basin for a period of around 18 months.
>This mid-life remake will give the French aircraft carrier the keys to stay at the level of the best allies for the next 20 years. The aim is to provide the building with the potential of 21st century technology in order to maintain its operational excellence and its capacity for first-class interoperability.

>The modernization work will be carried out around three major components: the renovation of combat systems (sensors, networks and communication, screens and multifunctional consoles ...), the transition to the whole Rafale [the All-Rafale] (replacement of the landing and guidance system ...) As well as the renovation of its platform (PLCs and navigation systems, ...). To this will be added the Maintenance of Operations (MCO) works like the visit of the nuclear boiler plants and the reloading of the core in fuel.

>>73761839
>not that special, TGV is pretty shit
l.o.l.

>>73761839
>Sweden has its own planes
Yeah they assembled foreign parts.

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>>73761881
Nice.
Is Claire Foy (pictued) famous in England?

>>73762222
her wikipedia seems to indicate so but i'd never heard of her before now
solid qt though

>>73759525
>The country that developed its own nuclear and space programs

Literally first manmade object that left earth coming through. :^)

>>73761994
>quality street
hi, /brit/

>>73761339
>but do you have a carrier in the middle east currently?
not sure but my mate is currently on a destroyer of the coast of yemen

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>>73762319
french soldiers salute "garde à vous"
>not found

=> pic unrelated.

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One Paris street.

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>>73762294
yeah apparently she's the Queen Elizabeth II in The Crown on brit television (and Netflix).

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>>73762523
Frankfurt

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>ce visage quand je parle anglais et allemand
>tfw I speak french and german
>dgw ich spreche... the fuck... should I say "sowohl" English als auch Französich ?

https://www.answers.com/Q/Is_Claire_Foy_related_Mackenzie_Foy

>>73763371
>ce visage quand
lmao france

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>>73763371

ce sentiment quand je parle anglais et français

allemand va mourrir

is colin macrae still alive?

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Come on,let's hit bump limit fuckers

>>73754247
>A thread to discuss the shared and individual cultures, histories, people, news and languages of the Big Three of Europe
BLOOD

>>73759555
>>73759684
Honest opinions teebeeaitch

>>73764652
AND IRON!

>>73761839

None of your points are valid or explain why Germany should be placed above France for high-density engineering

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Conversation piece:

Who would win in a war France & Germany vs The United Kingdom.

No nukes. No allies. Only dominions and possesions.

Plot twist: The goal of the war is to annex Portugal, not invade each other.

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what went wrong ?

>>73764914
germans

>>73764838
I did not say I would place it above France. your oversimplifying of the term "engineering" makes it really hard to take you serious

>>73764914

Globalists sold us out

>>73765183

Check your facts then. The current largest ship in the world was indeed built in France. The Concorde flew commercial flights. The TGV is still faster than the ICE. Peugeot 3008 is car of the year 2017


All of this and more makes France a significant engineering presence

>>73764914
That one shitty british Colony ruined everything.

>>73765770
>All of this and more makes France a significant engineering presence

Nobody says France is bad at engineering, but your ranking system bugs me. That is all

>>73765770
>Peugeot 3008

That's your example of superior French engineering??

When I was in France every single car on the road had dents and dings in. French cars are cheap disposable plastic.

>>73762438
mein gott

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>>73754331
>>73754428
>>73754436
>>73754508
>>73754522
>>73754605
>>73755127
>>73757310
>>73758871
>>73759966
EXCELLENT POSTS

E R S T R A F E E S

>>73763487
haha, sophisticated contra-propaganda.
ballots with drawings or anything else on them are counted as null

>>73763504
McRae died in 2007 at 39 when he crashed his helicopter near his home.
/ you basterd, I ignored it

>>73764871
France & Germany
They're many, and we're... France.

>>73767467

Really? In the UK they count it as a vote if they see clear intention. You can put a X, tick, circle, or whatever in the box.

I'm pretty sure there was a famous case of someone drawing a dick in the box of a candidate they didn't like but it twas the only marking on the ballot so they counted it as a vote for them. Sounds like an old wives tale though.

>>73767622
>Really?
As far as I know, m8.
Nice story.

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My balls are full of eggs. I'm a walking catapult.
Problem is,
I once was dysmorphophobic, now I became exactly what I feared.
=> springtime, no fanny for em spermies.

Does that feel sound familiar?

>>73755127
ich auch nicht.

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>>73767853

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How to do it:
1.Establish the three-power-union
2. Kick out ausländer
3.Split belgium between netherlands and france
4.Let germany annex luxemburg and netherlands
5.Reestablish ostland
6.reconquer ireland
7.Split switzerland between france & germany
8. Let france annex chunks of spain and italy
9. isolate

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I honestly don't know if I have a preference for Britain or Allemagne.
I probably have a bit of both bloods.
I fell in love with a qt hampshire brit as a teen, school exchange. I barely know Germany, but I've lived in Strasbourg, for studying.

In childhood, I remember doing pédalo on the Chiemsee in Germany.
Biggest lake in Bavaria.

>>73768493
>7.Split switzerland between france & germany
>8. Let france annex chunks of spain and italy
D'accord, kraut.

>>73768586
>school exchange
damned they should call it s'exchange.

>>73768493
>>73768640
<3

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>>73768586
>I probably have a bit of both bloods.
Certainly more German blood

>>73768586
>>In childhood, I remember doing pédalo on the Chiemsee in Germany.
And how was it

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>>73768640
>Split Switzerland
Or you can just take it completely. Isn't that even better?

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>>73768493
But you see, we need dem natural borders.

Is Quebec allowed?

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>>73768735
It was very nice. Dad had money, but so "nouveau riche", he'd rather spend his monies in Greece than in Germany, which he found too expensive.
But even as a kid I could feel the Chiemsee was more classy than Greece.
(We actually roadtripped through Germany, Austria etc, to Greece, the Chiemsee pause became a tradition, I guess there was a sign on the Autobahn)

Would like to visit again one day.

>>73768849
as long as you sabotage north america

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>>73768928
yes that area between Bavaria and Austria is quite comfy

>>73769017
probably few french people know about it, shhh! (chut)

>>73754296
>>73754331
>>73754391
and in less than 3 posts, they managed to break the purpose of the thread

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>>73769190
What are you doing here?

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>>73768954
T'inquiète

>>73769316
never seen so much butthurt in one picture
leafs truly are abominations

>>73769316
Je n'imaginais pas le Huffington Post (dont nous avons une version française depuis quelques années) si clivant.

I didn't imagine the Huff Post so divisive, Jacques.

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Who is the #1 qt of Germany?
Who is the #1 qt of France?

we all know Britain's finest is Cara

Post based music
https://youtu.be/y2nkT7BXpCs?list=PLBGLDdWrdVnqqyqS8J1tXImNguMqR_MEF&t=1217

>>73769555
traditional French music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWHR0fS9jvQ&feature=youtu.be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIcxqVRLEWI

>>73754536
Girl on the right is Italian you mong

>>73769442
i cant think of a single famous german woman that i would put as the german qt #1 rn.

Maybe lena, but there have to be better ones.

>>73769830
that my fav serb war song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seV51xrDp04

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>>73769442
Les vrais savent.

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>>73769442

>>73769226
South Brazil is germanic, remember? ;)

---

I like history and the 'big three' have it at awesome levels, so i'm interested in stuff regarding them. Also, It's nice to see the tri-bantering of you guys

>>73769906
Algerian jew

>>73769931
die ist aber jüdisch

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>>73769931
This

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I didn't think this would work very well, but we seem to share common interests
Three-Power-union when?

>>73770022
She's like a quarter Jewish,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGz052S8uFg
>America

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>>73769442
Camille

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8CNpNUKoQA
(2 minutes, mostly teasing/sexual)

>>73770077
German Jews are best Jews, fuck off trying to take them from us

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>>73769442
Please all welcome Germanys next Führerin.
Seriously, she might rise to the top of the AfD in a few days, and then make our country great again.

>>73770199
She's also lesbian
Probably into some hardcore shit if you ask me

>>73770124
>ywn say "kisses kitten" to your petite-amie

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>>73769931
>>73770022
>>73770151
Holde Maid!
eins sticht hervor!
Sind sie verwandt mit dem Max Moor?
Ihr Kiefer scheint es zu beweisen,
geformt wie zum Verzehr von Eisen.

Da lob ich mir doch gleich die Lener
zierlich, sportlich und auch schener.

Auf Snapchat schickt sie Max die Grüße:
Bilder der entblösten Büste!
und ab und an ,
Anstand zum Trotze!
Bilder ihrer Sperrmüll-Fotze.

ein jedem menschen ist es klare
hinter augen und auch schnut
hinter mirjams nordisch' gebahre
steckt doch nur der ewge jud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWmPObduQPQ
sexy and funny, who could ask for more?

>>73769870
The girl in german film Victoria was hot but... she's spanish.
https://youtu.be/lV3psLDY4Qk?t=32

>>73770038
when the UK cancels article 50 ?

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best deutsch film
https://youtu.be/J-VqI-BWs8Y?t=12
ex-con is freed after years of sexless prison (convicted for rape), and tries to be good.

>>73770901
https://youtu.be/udFTgIsr020?t=53

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>>73754331
>>73754428
>>73754436
>>73754508
>>73754596
>>73754697
>>73766652

>>73771060
SPOILER :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w92msNOjc-g
kys scene

>>73771366
the music ruins it. No music in the official version. Also the scene is much longer.

>>73771595
this guys such a fag

>>73771613
What are you doing in this thread, yank
You're neither German, French or English and we don't care about your autism

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ah...

>>73771834
perfidious nippon