/vocaroo/ thread

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DkQ3IU3V7N

>>73752089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HIFdaUX7mo

>>73752353
very brave of you lad. my brother has aspergers, so i know how difficult that must've been. good on ya

>>73752446
love ur enthusiasm, janice

Those who dare can give this a try

Hengen hiren Haari heet Houltz
hannert hierem hei'gen Haus.
Hien hei'ert honnert hongrech
Holzemer Houe'sen houschten.

>>73752446
do me a favor and read this clearly so i can post it in /brit/ and ask them to rate your weird accent

"God I want to suck your dick so bad. I want to lovingly wrap my English lips all around your massive schlong. I can feel it pulsating in my mouth and it's making my boipucci SOAKING WET. *moan of pleasure* Oh yes baby, I am LOVING IT"

>>73752598
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pLapd1bdmF

>>73752089
requestan french

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cqmgx5d2LF

>>73752664
Well done

>>73752746
good job on Sinn Féin.

>>73752658
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YGyU5z8iPQ

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xatHsat2OZ

>>73752746
What in French ?

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This thread is alright I guess.

>>73753231
n'importe quoi
>>73753260
elle est belle

>>73753100
3/10, not enough "ya mon," "babylon."
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XtMv0h1BUu

>>73752089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04kmdlloGEs

>>73752867
thanks
>>73753433
>>73753436

>>73753426
Not bad at all

>>73753495
at some point of my fucked up English language education I figured that my teacher's mangled attempt at RP isn't worth imitating so my pronunciation kinda strayed away from anything comprehensible over the years

it'd probaby take me several years of living among Brits to fix this shit

>>73753471
9/10, ano. only thing you missed the R in European, and Sinn is pronounced with a Sh sound.

>>73753306
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XK3OZkk6OV

read this you brown devils

Nie ma zasadniczej różnicy pomiędzy obywatelem Stanów Zjednoczonych Ameryki, a przeciętnym leśnym grzybem, przy czym porównanie owo wypada raczej na niekorzyść grzyba.

>>73753648
Still not Ano m8 (might as well stop saying this though since you people never seem to believe me). Have this for your troubles http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gm0rCaJ4JP

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Voice is trash
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0osw3gnSark

>>73753807
im a requesting a text to read silly goose

>>73753862
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GYOu1W4zv0

>>73753967
ah shit my bad. seriously you sound exactly alike. especially since you both sing kek very nice btw

>>73754003
Nah bruh, it's all good. Sube algo en español.

>>73754003
pretty much flawless, good job lad

>>73753100
pls be in mobay

>>73753862
here yago polish friend
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OIjdA45nQV

>>73754117
I don't think he even posts in /voc/ anymore, I haven't seen his posts myself in like a year or so (at least he never posts in the threads I lurk/post in). Have some more for bumps sake http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nbEjyO2RdA

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>>73754132
Could you give me a text? Don't know what to choose, oh and thanks.
>>73754138
I didn't expect you to say that, thank you.

>>73752089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00ynNRExpqM

>>73754323
>Uno de los muchos y pequeños países que crucé en Centroamérica. El Salvador es un país peligroso y difícil. Con más de 6 millones de habitantes es el país más densamente poblado del continente. También uno de los más pobres y con más altos índices de delincuencia y homicidios, provocados de las conocidas maras

>>73754362
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nD18Bc0lc3

>>73754421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KNTCKx1Vyu

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>>73754421
Ok, here it is.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jKd6fRSAM9

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>>73754711
Sexy.

>>73754421
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wwJQ2dHGVA I have no idea what I'm doing

>>73754841
how do you say, "i wanted to strangled by the big black thighs of a jamaican goddess" in french?

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>>73754841
W-what? H-how?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OY8ATdYxNV

>>73755151
see>>73753100

>>73754928
>Je voulais être étranglé par les grosses cuisses noires d'une déesse jamaïcaine.

what should i say

>>73755520
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LeSaqVw8Ok
R8 dont H8

>>73753100
it's SHIN you dirty CUNT

>>73756233
owen rejoin the skype group

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>>73755893
That was alright. 6/10

You should say this :

>Je veux bouffer le cul d'une noiraude pendant des heures.

>>73756260
don't know who that queer is but his name should be Eoin instead of a filthy anglicization

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pls read this:

"Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel tae fuck up?"

>>73755750
read my text

>>73756275
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALgcokJx3l

>>73756501
kek

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>>73756275
>>73756501
how can white women even compete?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QOdnbQXMFw

>>73756382
Other one didn't work
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bNhZRRpzPH

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>>73756923
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bNhZRRpzPH
gr8

>>73756923
you sound chinese

>>73757126
Kek.
What is tho?
>>73756923
:)

>>73752089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HKDfDDxyOG
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZWIB21jMJl

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>>73757126
>>73757245

nah, like a true glaswegian m88

>>73752089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xwJ4mjbpRn
really don't know how to pronounce Sinn Fein

>>73757245
>>73757085
Smiley was for you

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Je veux bouffer le cul d'Génie Bouchard pendant des heures.

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bump

>>73756581
You guys found like, two of the over a billion Africans that look decent and worship them just stfu already (In a relationship with a girl who's brown af so you can't call me racist)

>>73762437
>(In a relationship with a girl who's brown af so you can't call me racist)
post pics

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>>73762507
Proof

>>73762875
>braces
JANNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>73762968
Whatever mane my teeth are gonna be straight as hell

>>73763155
yeah by the time you're 16 you should have some pretty good teeth

>>73763266
Bruh this pic was taken when I was 17 we just have severe baby face and I don't wanna grow some awkward wispy ass teenage """"beard""""

>>73763416
hiow old are you now, 17 and a half?

>>73762875
you look like mark zuckerberg in 8th grade

>>73763480
fucking kek, he does.

>>73752089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Lb9veRpvzo

>>73763470
Barely 18 so suck my dongle

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>>73763747

>>73763480
Nuh uh he hair lighter

>>73763615
what does that mean? I took german at school but I didn't understand

>>73764937
Northern Ireland's two largest parties, the DUP and Sinn Féin, have spent weeks blaming each for the failure to restore Stormont's power-sharing government.

>>73764937
it's probably his shitty hitler accent

>>73765178
Sounds exactly like a native. Keep up the good work

>>73762875
>>73763747
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05UtFNDQGXy

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Uhb0kNiDoW

>>73769747
>sin fayne

nonononononononononono

>>73769110
Well you sound like a fat. I'm at work and away from my mic

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0O3mRkbOqKn

talking about my favourite subject

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>>73753471
wtf you sound look putin trying to emphasize every word and with a up and down tone
>>73756501
Chi?
>>73756923
tchoo largest partchies.
>>73757246
is your name ivan?

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>>73771482
Square up nigga.

>>73778684
You're a square

Request: Eurofags and americans alike. Looking forward the antebellum southern aristocracy.

"As God is my witness, as God is my witness they’re not going to lick me. I’m going to live through this and when it’s all over, I’ll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I’ll never be hungry again."

>>73779482
shit book

Did this on /mu/ yesterday. Me singing some ELO, not very good, but I tried.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LuPw91AnaO

>>73779482
Is this a magic spell that puts you into a religion?

>>73780440
sing me a bedtime song pls