true blue tory victory edition
JUST subedition
the gf
>>73750097
agreed
vote lib dem
just came from the 'ddit lads
seems there's some kind of election coming up?
>>73750106
I was meekly hoping you wouldn't bring that up
>Tories
>Racists discovering the internet
hmm
wish you'd stop replying to them
>>73750133
that's not JUST at all
it's glorious
hated the tories in 2015
going to be voting for them in June
Who is that one autist who has a breakdown everytime he sees a name.
I seriously am disturbed that a real life convicted nonce such as 190cm is allowed to post on this forum
>>73750147
Good job the Tories sent all those wogs back desu.
>She said that she thought Miguel was enjoying himself, but he suddenly had a heart attack and died while she was inside him
>In the end, Jennifer and Sylvia decided to settle, with Sylvia paying $5,000
Hampshire
>>73750149
i've been here the longest, I am /brit/'s opinion
filtered again
>>73750191
>one of the poorest, most bennies dependent regions of the country
>needs significant investment
>voting convervatives
>voting brexit
my fellow south westerners are so thick it's sad :(
don't evade my filter you 50 year old nonce
might pop over to /brit/pol for a bit for the memes
in a bit lads
need a transatlantic bf
corrr love willies, me
>>73750213
Yah thats him.
You samefag, complain and spam the thread.
Whats your issue exactly?
>>73750193
that's because Cameron's Tories were literally blue liberals. the only thing vaguely tory about them was they hated the disabled
he called himself the heir to Blair with good reason.
May's not perfect but she's slowly bringing the Tories back to its roots.
Anyone want to buy an RAF base with me just so we can spite "property developers" who want to build "affordable" housing for "young professionals"?
>>73750205
Fuck off namefag
>>73750236
fuck off remoaner
Devon is blue
*walks towards a summer body*
>>73750258
nonce sympathiser
>>73750114
lad look at this
>>73750230
also tune:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l1rdqmWxGU
My mate braved the one on the left, poor lad.. We both fucked up
>>73750272
thought we were setting up bantchester?
>>73750280
You dont speak for anyone but yourself tou shriveled cretin
Cannot imagine voting tory
Inb4 gaybour theyre as bad
>>73750283
devon is amber
>>73750144
this one reminds me of softanna
>>73750305
fuck off namerunt
lost all my friends because I spend too much time on the internet
>>73750305
Fuck off namefag
For me it's the Green Party of England and Wales
>>73750289
*pushes you*
haha
*pushes you some more*
>>73750299
solid 7/10
>Devon
Oh, you mean North France.
glad most of you dont reply. good work lads.
>>73750299
man alive
had a really good wank whilst the gf vibed herself yday
she lets me watch but i do have a slight feeling i'm getting cucked by an inanimate object
>just got my hair cut by a really nice blonde qt
>gave me tfw no gf
>>73750333
You also post pictures of cocks.
>muh namefags!!11
>look at my phimosis
>TRIPFAGGGGSSS!!!
>Stupid opinion about something
You petty bellend.
told my parents i had two exams today but really i'm just going to the park to get stoned for one of them since i dropped the course and i didn't want to tell them
>>73750305
FONF (fuck off name fag)
>>73750302
Can do whatever we want with an airfield, can make a top-gear style racetrack , a village, banterzone, smuggle cocaine even
>>73750299
Honestly I would do both, sober, at this point
can't wait for the live debates lads
shame based nige wont be there this time
>>73750371
I wasnt who you were replying to
never posted about willies or phimosis in my life
fuck off namerunt
>>73750319
This. Unless you're voting for the Lib Dems you're either an old fuck or a poortherner.
VINCE
I
N
C
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>>73750333
>>73750339
>>73750373
You must be a Anarchist
what is the best county and why is it Hampshire?
>>73750299
lad...
more like hampshite
>>73750411
how can anyone take that runt seriously
look at his face
The only tory ideal is classism.
Thats all tories want to do is too keep society hierarchical and rig the system for those on the top. The reason they win is because runtoids think they can rise within the hierarchy.
Im not a communist. I believe in social mobility rather than this zero sum making people better off at the expense of others
>>73750411
... farron snail picture ...
impressive
>>73750400
Well done, you literally chase any new posters away with your spastic behaviour.
Personally I'm not coming back here against because I dont wanna see your phimosis or even engage in your dull conversational topics.
Devon Power Rankings: (in descending order)
>Totnes
>Dartmouth
>Tiverton
>Torquay
>Paignton
>Barnstaple
>N. Abbot
>Brixham
>Exeter
>Bideford
>Plymouth (not actually an alright place, despite claims to the contrary)
>>73750434
delet
>people who are shilling the lib dems think this GE is another chance to stop brexit
lol pmsl lmao
>>73750444
labour and lib dems will royally fuck up brexit and allow the EU to dictate the terms of the deal
>>73750380
Come on mate it can't be that bad
But there's a certain feel to be felt when those two creatures are out getting laid and you aren't
>weekend and evening /brit/ when students, workers and other productive members of society are on is left-wing, intelligent, fun, interesting, avant-garde
>weekday /brit/ when the productive members of society are busy and only NEETs are on is bitter, angry, right-wing, racist, repetitive and depressing
makes you think........
It is time to employ Fabian tactics. Go into hibernation and let the Tories take the full brunt of the Brexit disaster for the next five years, then when everyone realises that they fucked up, emerge from the shadows, after five years of planning and internal restructuring, ready to take the reins from the now disgraced train wreck of the Tory party.
>>73750462
haha good riddance newtwat namerunt
i'll keep it up
>>73750205
>>73750280
>>73750305
>>73750333
>>73750371
>>73750400
>>73750462
chileno
>>73750349
virgin
>>73750359
sane human with self respect
>>73750380
jesus christ lad
>>73750478
>Torquay and Paignton that high
>Exeter that low
>Brixham below Newton
something is wrong in your brain mate
For me it's the Labour Party
>>73750499
>implying there is a way to brexit well without the EU dictating the terms of the deal
bizarre
stop arguing and just dont reply to tripcunts from now on. its very simple.
>>73750495
There are people who vote for the government to spy on them so that if they ever start to cause dissent the government can defame them by leaking their tranny porn habits
appealing a parking ticket is a right ball ache. wish i just ignored it now. anyone else ever done it? there's three seperate entities you can file an appeal with, once you exhaust those, if they are all rejected, the parking company has to decide whether to take you to a mall claims court. my first appeal was rejected, now I'm in the process of a POPLA appeal, then after that, if it's rejected, I can go to the financial ombudsmen to settle a mutual solution out of court. basically i'm not paying them a penny. fucking thieving, extortionist cunts, praying on honest mistakes to turn an exorbient profit from law abiding people. dont really want to go to court but i will if they take me.
basically they want to charge me £100 for parking in a free car park for 12 minutes without a ticket displayed. they can get fucked. if it was a council car park it'd be a tenner, but it's one of those private firms. scumbags
Exeter mentioned multiple times
business idea: buy a bass guitar and learn how to play
Posting the most beautiful town in England
competitors are welcome
ok im back
what a terrible general
It's going to be fucking embarrassing when Sturgeon comes out on top in the TV debates.
How did we end up with so many utterly terrible party leaders?
>>73750499
Le theresa will fight tgem
Youre a literal brainlet
Theresa is acting tough but tends towards syncophancy
Get ready for a VERY big surprise this June.
>>73750552
don't understand how >don't reply to tripcunts
is good advice considering they were arguing about namefags
got rid of the normie book as I was becoming jealous and resentful of the successful people of society
>>73750583
He's allowed outside?
I'll be voting for the May train
>tfw in a Welsh Nationalist safe seat
hoping for a major Tory swing though. it'd be cool if Neil Fairlamb ran again and became our MP, he used to be a schoolteacher in England and Farage was one of his old pupils
>corbyn is going to single handedly turn the UK into a one party system
squealing
>>73750585
nice lunenburg clone
>>73750590
>Implying May will agree to do them
She's far too autistic. They're a shit Yank import anyway, hope we get rid of them.
Wouldn't be surprised if the unions panic now and ditch Corbyn desu.
just woke up, what's going on?
>>73750635
nice dartmouth clone
try again, sweety
>>73750617
goes on walks everyday, and goes out to shop for "provisions"
Before everyone says they'll vote Lib Dem because of brexit can you please remember that Tim Farron is pro-life and thinks gay sex is sinful
>>73750631
Remember when facebook got him elected
Good times
Lads, why does he walk towards the camera?
Is it because there's a child behind the camera that he's about to nonce?
>>73750585
>>73750677
had lunch at the bayard cove inn on sunday.
>>73750687
wtf, i love the green party now
>>73750687
Is this supposed to be a bad thing
>>73750687
when did he say this
>>73750589
seems like a good guide desu
Going camping in Lymes Regis next week that should be good. Going with a girl who kind of friendzoned me two years ago but I'm hoping to give her a cheeky finger once she's drunk in her tent and maybe the dick
>>73750644
They make perfect sense considering that whoever wins is going to have to do Prime Minister's Questions every week.
>>73750658
Labour are going to get decimated regardless.
They've not got enough time to campaign properly anyway.
>>73750589
>voting ukip in 2017
>voting for surveillance singlepartystate party
>>73750478
No. So wrong on so many counts. Didn't even list any of the good places. Probably don't even know any of the good places yourself.
OFFICIAL VOTE
WOULD YOU SHAG EITHER ONE? IF YES STATE A REASON IF NO STATE A REASON
>>73750687
Better that you remember he's a wet blanket with a strange face and a tranny wife.
So, now that UKIP's work is done, what is your """"""far-right"""""" party?
reminder that in elections, the right always come together while the left divide themselves into pieces and get BTFO.
only Blairites with the magic of seizing the political centre have ever managed to win well
so go on, vote Labour, vote LibDem, vote Greens, vote SNP. all you're doing is splitting up any chance of victory.
most of the UKIP 2015 voters are going Tory now.
>>73750680
>holding GE now whilst only the tories have a chance of winning
do I have that right?
>>73750687
wtf I love the lib dems now
dont do it
>>73750785
t. north devon runt
>>73750795
Someone post her
You know who I'm talking about
>>73750791
yes because I couldn't really do much better at least they aren't 30 stone
>>73750801
We don't have one. Hopefully the Tories will shift right though
>>73750687
wtf i love tim farron now
that settles it then
I'm voting lib dem
>>73750585
shame about all the council housing they put up there. the town is ramajam with cunts now.
>>73750791
yes, because i'm ugly and unloveable and lonely
>>73750831
dont reply
>>73750843
the tories are far right desu
>>73750801
we banned far right parties
>>73750801
only students and Russell Brand ever called UKIP far-right.
but ever since the BNP collapsed, there hasn't really been a major far-right presence. those parties only really start to get popular under inept left-wing governments, like Gordon Brown's.
i guess Britain First, or Liberty GB?
>>73750812
Pretty much aye
>>73750791
No.
Reason: I've got self respect and standards
more reasons available on request
Genuinely, genuinely, genuinely going to look into emigrating if the Tories win. There's no hope for this country if they get a massive majority, it's unironically going down the tubes.
>>73750881
>Britain First, or Liberty GB?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ON4sOlxvtbU
>>73750843
>>73750877
>>73750881
>no far-right parties
Aw.
>>73750837
What IS wrong with keeping your children on a leash?
/brit/ should start a party
would probably end up getting more seats than labour
>>73750791
They both got their pussys cream pied this weekend
>someone on here will unironically fap to this
>>73750791
How old is the one on the right?
>>73750898
genuinely, genuinely, genuinely don't care
>>73750898
good
fuck off commie
>>73750801
EDL
BNP
Britain First
those are actual far right ones
>>73750829
more like t.
Devon expert
Salcombe is nicer than literally everything in your post. And there are places nicer than salcombe in south devon. Wont be telling you about them, though. dont want to share them with runts
>>73750884
that's deliberately putting the country between a rock and a hard place
corbyn cannot be PM
that other one cannot be PM
sturgeon has no chance
christ, what a bitch
she's racing against handicapped children
>>73750923
19 I think
>>73750943
salcombe is literally shit mate
dartmouth is MUCH nicer
>>73750941
EDL is just a street movement, like Pegida. they don't actually run in elections as far as I know
BNP is dead. I think Nick Griffin started a new party as well
>>73750898
oh no an unemployed lefty cuckhold will leave the country. how ever will we cope?
I fucking love elections lads
gonna vote for him
takes a stand against globalist bankers and seems like a good lad
>>73750831
>>73750920
>>73750941
I guess none of them is popular, and everyone in Britain hates these parties
Kinda sad, desu
>>73750914
bit ironic now you put the dog in the pram
>>73750967
fuck off grockle
>>73750948
>she's racing against handicapped children
it's just good business my friend
>snah- what? snap... election?... snap election? SNAP ELECTION? SNAP ELECTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
really wish there was a good centrist libertarian nationalist party with a tough but fair stance on immigration and whose main focus was growing the british economy
>>73750963
No, then.
was a bit depressed so took a swig of gin and now I am a bit happy
just heard the news lads
will May win the election?
>>73751010
you can't always get what you want
>>73751010
you mean a racist party?
>>73750977
eh takes a stand against capitalism and doesn't afraid of anything
>>73751000
get fucked bey salcombe is boring, small and filled with social climber runts who want to pretend they can afford to sail
>>73750967
much nicer for you because you can afford to live on the MASSIVE council estate they built there? Left that bit out your pics didn't you. plebbo
>>73750801
we don't even have a right party, let alone a far right one
>>73750876
hello r*ddit
>>73750948
It's a good thing though. It means we have proper leadership.
>>73750915
ok i will run for party leader
vote for me pls I always think of the children :)
>>73751031
she wouldn't have called for an election if she didn't think she would
that would be political suicide
>>73751031
yes
unequivocally
>>73751010
>centrist libertarian nationalist
those three don't really go together...
>>73751084
yes they do
>>73751031
Emphatically
>farmland and the occasional church
ah yes the "country"
unironically hoping the LibDems do win big though
Conservatives vs Liberals is the way this country should always be. Labour was a mistake and socialism has no place in mainstream British politics
>>73751054
because every other party is in disarray
they'd be winning by default
>>73751084
maybe not in Sweden
haven't wanked for a few days. already filled to the brim with hot thick spunk
>>73751044
dartmoor is honestly the nicest place in the UK
shame it's so bloody windy though
t. exeter
I'm voting SNP again lol
Dartmoor is just a shit version of the Pennines.
not looking forward to 2 months of endless repetitive party politics posting here
>>73751044
>dunceford
lol
at least go somewhere nice like moretonhampstead
>>73751123
being a bit cheeky right now if I do say so ;)
FUCK OFF CORBYN
CORBYN FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF (x3)
>>73751166
willy poo poo phimosis slag brappp
>>73751128
yes i was amazed dartmoor, and none of the towns on or near dartmoor were even on that plebs list. i reckon he's just moved here from the north desu
>>73751049
What about the Conservative Party?
Fuck the Tories, they're fascists
>>73751166
politics is important though, especially in a relatively small country like the UK where everyone is personally affected by it
corbyn is unironically finished
his career in politics is done for after this election
>>73751128
>miles and miles of amazing coastline
>the small hills are the best
woah... this... is the power... of exeter....
>>73751238
he's had a good innings desu
>>73751170
mortenhampstead is one of about 100 nice towns that should have been on your list before any of the ones you mentioned
>>73751103
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>73751203
Exceptional Post
>>73751238
He won't resign though
>>73751098
how do you enforce centrist economic policies with a libertarian government? how can you promote nationalism within culture when you have a libertarian government, whose only purpose is to uphold rights and protect property?
>>73751245
>muh sea
>muh cliffs
yeah its better than anywhere else in England but this is Devon we're talking about not slough
BARNEY FOREVER
WIGGUM NEVER
BARNEY FOREVER
WIGGUM NEVER
>>73751283
he will get pushed
Why do people automatically assume im Spanish, French or Greek?
Both my parents are English you nonces
we /devon/ now
Wuu2?
could UKIP be fast-tracked into a legitimate party with farage as their leader?
WIGGUM FOREVER
BARNEY NEVER
WIGGUM FOREVER
BARNEY NEVER
*eases on down the yellow brick road to compton*
>>73751290
ah you're being a dumb cunt
right
when we say libertarian, we're not talking about strict libertarianism
we just mean elements of libertarianism
>>73751217
they're only right economically
otherwise they're just politically correct multicultralism loving muh feelings pakis wanking over surveillance all day
wouldn't want someone to say a naughty word on twitter, oh no
I made my dad a burger for dinner but he didn't seem to like it too much. How do I make better burgers?
>>73751273
lower middle class with high aspirations and a bit of patriotism to boot. why?
>>73751327
Bit swarthy lad?
all of Devon is based. united we stand beys.
>>73751374
good post desu
>>73751361
Jesus Christ
Why don't you have any right wing party?
Unironically forgot about that 12 year old MP in Huddersfield
State of that place
>>73751397
because "right wing" equals "racist" in most peoples minds
(thanks to years of leftist indoctrination at schools)
>>73751374
official Devon power rankings:
>Devon
*ding!*
Ahh, microwave has finished. Tea, anyone?
>>73751397
we're a pathetic country full of pathetic people and our first past the post system makes it impossible for smaller parties so no newcomers can join
>because "right wing" equals "racist" in most peoples minds
>(thanks to years of leftist indoctrination at schools)
>>73751368
fuck off billionaire
how can corbyn appeal more to the voting masses and try to swing more votes towards labour?
Hour and a half left at work
young nigga named ice cube
>Anonkun, you're not going to vote for those horrible Tories are you? They had poor people and refugees!
>>73751350
ah a neoconservative then?
>>because "right wing" equals "racist" in most peoples minds
>>(thanks to years of leftist indoctrination at schools)
the first past the post system is a good thing
it keeps the meme parties from gaining too much power
do americans have weetabix?
>>73751491
bribe newspapers to write good things about him
>>73751447
Yanks out. OUT!
>>73751397
Because there's no left wing party.
>>73751397
Thatcherism killed the Labour Party's chances of being a left-wing party and winning again
Blairism killed the Conservative Party's chances of being a right-wing party and winning again
however, Brexit has changed that status quo into something different. we live in changing times
>>73751432
>>73751455
That's stupid
Even French are less cucked, and we're like, the kings of cuckoldry
Please, get your shit together, you used to be a respectable country and a cool rival
>believes in racial hierarchy
>no racist
>>73751400
What? The MP for Huddersfield is 76.
>>73751501
it's crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube you mong
>>73751535
>unironically using the word cuck
go back to /pol/ you fucking child
>rorkes think they can disguise their racism as """immigration control"""
>Other code words include border control, "taking back" the country and talk of "sovereignty"
One thing's for sure. We can all have a good laugh at Cornwall.
>>73751535
i'd love to
but realistically it's not going to happen
one of the best feels seeing this sign after being out of the civilised world for a bit
>lefties believe anyone outside of reddit cares about their opinions
73751597
don't take the bait
>>73751591
Stop proving me right
>>73751597
>Anything I don't agree with is racist
>>73751501
A young nigga got it bad cos I'm brown
>>73751524
no but they sell it in the British section a the local store
I haven't tried it
>>73751535
most actual people are quite right wing, socially and emorally conservative and anti-immigration
however the conservative party has misled them for decades into thinking they are voting for a right wing party in order to further their own interests
developing a oneitis for a girl who is a bit of a runt lads
I fear dark times ahead
>>73751597
you're right
we should just let any old paki in and forget about the consequences
>>73751597
ikr. countless millions of unskilled 3rd worlders should just be allowed to come here and suck the country dry.
>>73751597
Pipe down paki twat
I dunno about votes or whatever, but the PM gives me a snap general erection
>>73751625
Whatever, we're also going to be a 3rd world brown muslim nation, if it's not already the case.
Time to move to the Americas en masse
>>73751681
>countless millions
just because you can't count doesn't mean the home office or ONS can't
>Anon, people are looking at your LinkedIn profile!
>>73751676
you will probably mess it up anyways virgin
a vote for lib dems is a vote for letting another man, preferably black, have sex with your wife while you watch and potentially masturbate
>>73751733
ive fucked her though :/
*votes lib dem*
>>73751609
My great-grandma is from Cornwall. My mum literally owns a book about people who moved to Australia and New Zealand from Cornwall. My name is in the book.
lib dem surge
>>73751735
have you seen the lib dem party vid lads? the lib dems are the party for black gfs for all
>>73751735
Which was Lib Dem MP who was into scat with prostitutes?
>>73751707
was this just a joke? i unironically think she's really hot. the epitome of what you'd want your woman to look like when you're old. she's a solid 10 for her age
>>73751213
looks like the Peaks, but without the peaks
>>73751775
nobody cares
There is literally nothing wrong with being a cuck
why don't Brits just have 2 parties?
It's a good system
>>73751635
those roads.... they look so nice... so smooth.... so nice to drive on... wish i had those roads....
>>73751800
Cornwall has the best flag.
>>73751813
QUINTESSENTIALLY german post this
Labour will not be ready for an election in 7 weeks. They will lose.you can cry about it and charge head first into the jaws of defeat or you can actually commit to long term planning.
Brexit will be a disaster and political suicide for whoever is in charge of overseeing it. Labour know it, the Tories know it, there id no element of hope involved here. The Tories are trying to guarantee a mandate so that whatever happens with Brexit they stay in power. It is futile for Labour to try to resist that, and even if they could it means they would be blamed for Brexit going awry. Therefore, they have to find a way to make use of the Conservatives' plan, and based on how Brexit is looking right now, the Tories will probably find one for them.
>>73751719
i was going to say they'll be the first majority nonwhite but then i remembered atleast their nonwhites aren't muslims
times are dire indeed
>>73751705
>>73751681
>>73751678
>>73751656
Ah yes, here we go, the rorkes come out of their caves, ironically proving my point that they are racists and I know their little code words. And of course the usual myths and lies perpetrated by slugs like farage come out, like how the migrants "suck our country dry"-they dont, they actually overwhelmingly contribute to the economy.
>>73751775
sounds like a book with a very limited target audience. literally only interesting for people that have moved to australia from cornwall. bizzare post. thanks tho
>>73751832
haha hello kotyonk
this is the main road into devon
the rest is shite
BANGARAAANG
>>73751908
This is extremely early.
>>73751908
jannys gonna go off on this like
>>73751841
The best plan for Brexit is to maintain a steady and constant plan. This may seem like a power grab, but consistency and stability will yield the most predictable results. A change in leadership and by extension the plan for brexit midway through the process could be a disaster.
>>73751858
I don't use any code words
I fucking hate pakis and want them in extermination camps ASAP
may as well chuck lefties like you in there as well
6 days to do 3 essays, prepare my spanish oral, finish our documentary and i've barely started anything
fuck my wife
F&F8 was wank. Walked out halfway through
>>73751865
Yeah, she paid $100 for it in the early 2000s.
The author tracked down a couple of thousand of distant relatives and jewed them into buying it.
>>73751858
ah yes, the lefty comes out his cave to throw around wild assumptions and call everyone who has any issue with immigration a racist.
fuck off you absolute ponce twat. it's not racist to accept that 260,000 immigrants entering the UK is unsustainable. It's not racist to acknowledge that certain demographics of immigrants are higher risk than others.
i honestly don't care where you come from, or what you believe. as long as you have a valuable skill set, and a willingness to integrate, come here, be my neighbor, I don't care. But quarter of a million people a year is not sustainable. Infrastructure and healthcare in the UK is struggling as it is. Have you ever tried to commute in London?
Just fuck off. dont even know why i'm trying to be rational to a hysterical baby that calls everyone rorke or a racist. State of you
>>73752006
man the second half is where it gets good
so how much money did they actually make from maddie you think?
the book deals, the donations and shit, must be quite a lot
Being the Speaker for the Commons seems like a right easy job, Get to sit on your throne deciding who speaks and then fuck off without even having to be a proper MP anymore.
Plus the big parties don't contest your seat so it's basically a job for life
>>73751778
Well
business idea: bump this thread