/brit/

shan't be voting con
shan't be voting lib
shan't be voting lab
shan't be voting 'kip
shan't be voting green

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>shan't be voting con
>shan't be voting lib
>shan't be voting lab
>shan't be voting 'kip
>shan't be voting green

Why do Spaniards think everyone looks like them?

You post one picture of yourself and suddenly you're greek or spanish.

trimming the pubes before the gf arrives

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kiira

Anime anime anime

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Can anyone explain to me why the blur curse words in Eminem songs, or rap in general? The other 90% is still violent and fucked up. Let me give you an example:

I don't like women, I think they're b***hes, I beat the up with my g***k and leave them lying in ditches.

Imagine a 13 year old was reading that sentence. Has the censorship made this kid-friendly?

It's completely fucking retarded. Just leave the fucking song alone. Kids are gonna be disturbed if they listen to that shit even with the censorship. If anything the censorship makes it even cooler to kids because it makes it forbidden.

>gif
>fuck off

3 simple words manages to rile up autists every time. so great.

>>73754192
>gf
FONT

>Lib Dems have thousands of new members within an hour of the election being announced

LIB DEM SURGE

>>73754201
why do girls have loose stools

That other german is a huge fag

i'm a huge fag

>>73754240
what are you basing that generalisation on?

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>>73751244
Does muh dick look Spanish?

>>73754247
>>73754247
>>73754247

business idea: right wing social media platform that incorporates elements of twitter, youtube and facebook

Mornin laddos

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tattoo idea
not on my hand though

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emily

https://youtu.be/p29MG7wn4F8

I only want posts that relate to Britain in this thread

At what point is a woman too short for you to find her attractive?

>>73754290
right above your arsehole?

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>Manlet humor
They're never going to learn are they?

Want to like jews but getting to know a few and can really understand where all the hatred comes from

>>73754304
absolute tune

>>73754044
she looks like that queer asmr bloke here
you know the one

>>73754270
is this for phimosis?

>>73754351
Explain.

>>73754344
>humor


FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY FOY

had bacon with hp sauce for breakfast

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>>73754290
got this meself

>>73754351
Weird how it works innit

>>73754344
>humor
fuck off

>>73754304
ooooar kid i luv oases me aye reet mad fer it

concept: become one with the earth

>>73754203
It just sort of pisses me off because it treats people like children. Why I turn on "cleaning out my closet", and half the words are blurred, it makes me feel like I'm 12. I'm a fucking adult. I just want to listen to the song? Who the fuck is this being censored for? He's still talking about how much he hates his mom. The censorship does fuck all. It's so fucking stupid. It makes me feel like I need a chaperone, and it makes a 13 year old kid feel like he's listening to something taboo. It pisses off adults, and it entices children. Retarded ass FCC.

>>73754361
>Fuck off. My grandad killed your grandad.
pretty sure he's a nigel abroad, not actually german.

why are yanks such britboos when it comes to savoury sauces?

>A1
>HP
>Worcestershire

they fucking love em

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>>73754374
>>73754390
The manlet is American.

You will never learn will you?

>>73754247
>>73754247
>>73754247

get in lads

>>73754268
i wasn't generalising

>>73754431
love me some war chester shire sauce

>>73754344
>humor

Just turn the proxy off fuck sake

You've been exposed about 10 times today already

>>73754457
some guy stabbed his ex gf to death then hung himself from a tree in a nearby park

>>73754444
>>73754273
you need to go back (to reddit)

Thinking about getting on a bus, going up to the top deck and standing in the middle aisle .. surfing it from start to finish

Been thinking about it for a while, what do you lads reckon?

>>73754332
5'5"

Maybe even 5'6" just don't like short girls irl haha

>>73754444
no

LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEE

HOME OF THE BRAAAAAAVVVEEEEEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyciXNv3utI&app=desktop

>>73754431
there good

>>73754431
We simply love food, savory sauce is no exception. With all the murrifat jokes I figured that'd be common knowledge

I'm fucking terrified lads, the civil war is coming, you can sense it in the air. Blood will be spilled, mass genocide.

>>73754457
was a large number of potheads, more than usual, so every month the principal called the cops and had us searched

>>73754457
year 8 girl sent a video of herself wanking, made the rounds with all the local schools

in year 11 some chav got his dad's shotgun and expanded his mind

>>73754519
why?

>>73754493
5'7 for me.
Femlets just look so runtish I can't take them seriously

>>73754505
Niggers gonna nigger.

>>73754247

>>73754247

>>73754247

>>73754519
im really looking forward to the US civil war

>>73754457
teacher fucked a student

>>73754538
The Brexitmong and radical centrists can't share a state, it won't work. One side has to go.

>>73754519
no it isn't

>>73754553
yeah nah

potential future gf mother has a iphone 6 plus on contract

does this mean shes rich?

>>73754457
2 of the teachers were shagging each other

>>73754457
alri askreddit

>>73754564
nonce or nice?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7CWajaOx4E

makes you think, eh?

>>73754587
nice

>>73754554
The US is like Weimar Germany

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qKCl9NL1Cg

>>73754609
nice

>>73754588
>east germany literally had to wall their citizens in so they couldn't escape

will commies ever recover?

190CM HAS BEEN DISCOVERED TO A REAL LIFE NONCE, THE LADS ON /SP/ FOUND HIS NAME ON THE SEX OFFENDERS LIST AND FOUND OUT HES DONE TIME FOR TOUCHING KIDS

DO NOT REPLY TO THE NONCE

>>73754630
link?

>>73754575
answer me

>>73754457
two spring to mind.

some kid stalked this girl and went to her house one night, broke into her back garden and killed all her rabbits and guinea pigs and shit. that was weird.

another one was my mate drove his dads fucking ford focus into school. he was like 13. everyone had an absolute fit

>>73754630
not denying it, in fact I already believe it, but post proof

>>73754630
O RRY

proof pls

i hate the 190kg autist and demand satisfaction!

>>73754588
probably wanted to reconnect with separated family, heard that happened a lot

Oh no, guys. A 13 year old can't hear the word "fuck". He listen to a song about killing bitches, drinking half a litre of vodka, and committing murder-suicide. As long as the word "fuck" is poorly blurred out. That's what really matters.

That's how I raise my kids. They can be exposed to the worst influence, as long as they don't hear certain words.

VERSTAPPEN IS UNSTOPPABLE

>age 19


https://streamable.com/4vqha

>>73754457

A Teacher was probably a nonce, Headmistress was shit and got us put into special measures. Also a PE teacher threatened a student outside of school for yelling his name from far away.

One of my sixth form teachers also got fired for sexting a 16 year old

jeremy corbyn will turn britain into east germany

reminder to vote lib dem or UKIP depending on whether you support brexit or are educated

>>73754457
lad hanging himself in my year sent pretty big shockwaves
also doing a poo in the urinals

>>73754676
>>73754677
>>73754652

I don't have the screenshot, someone must have it surely? If not you may be able to find it on /SP/

>>73754652
>>73754676
>>73754677
you realise when it was non-normie hours (when people are working) everyone ignored him

lol fuck off normie cunts no-one want you here you're ruining /brit/

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>>73754630
I was literally about to post this.
>tfw the current batch of /brit/ posters are too new to remember when 190cm got outed as a nonce

Imagine being in Scotland: Independence Referendum in 2014; General Election in 2015; Scottish Parliament elections and EU referendum in 2016; General Election in 2017; (Possible 2nd Independence Referendum in 2018); Scottish Parliament Elections 2019, and then finally they get a break until the 2022 General Election.
Either way, let's be grateful for not having the 18-month General Election bonanza that the Americans have to suffer through.

>>73754708
the lib dems will win a landslide

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For fucks sake.

it's all a bit mad

>>73754457
former teacher fucked a boy in the 80s / 90s

got found out in 2014 or 2015. I'll even link the article, i don't care if you know where i went.

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/exivanhoe-grammar-teacher-graeme-harder-jailed-for-five-years-for-child-sex-offences-20151008-gk46ij.html

>>73754773
*Hacks u*

Seriously, when I listen to censored songs from the early 2000s, I wonder what the fuck the point is. What the fuck?

I'd like to murder, kill, maim and r**e every child I see because I'm a murderer-p***phile masochist.

Children can read that sentence because the curse words are vaguely blurred out. Mission accomplished.

If scotland doesn't want to leave the EU and remain in the UK, they should vote for the lib dems

>>73754474
>>73754524
>>73754533
>>73754564
>>73754585
>>73754586
>>73754661
>>73754706
>>73754724
>>73754795
dont care, wasn't being serious

>>73754759
I was there mate, I know what happened

>>73754773
It was blocked for me when we got sky. I just told my dad that it blocked reddit and he gave me the login details to change it to "allow all websites"

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>wednesday already

>>73754749
lol did you forget to take off your trip

swiftly filtered that brand new trip i just spotted. what a complete and total faggot he must be. glad i wont ever be reading any of his posts. ever.

>>73754414
>>73754203
re head it

>>73754749
a post i actually agree with from you
normalscum should just make a discord so they can all wank themselves off without ruining our threads
also calling lilsiki a nonce is blatantly ripping off the thainonce meme

>>73754829
hello aussie proxy

>>73754828
Thing is we've been on sky for literally years. Now it's randomly blocked muh 4chan.

this is now a trip general

>>73754859
government legislation must've changed so the porn filter applies to all internet connections

>>73754693
extremely disappointed he didn't get to first by the end of the vid. what's even the point of watching it?

ok

>>73754852
>our

What part of the UK are you from la?

>>73754859
Probably just picked up on the word nonce being used so much today.

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>>73754773

>site was blocked because
>Anonymizers

When it's all said and done

Going to go into town and find a quiet spot in a pub and just see how many pints I can sink before the gf arrives on the train at 8pm

They really are natures clowns.
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cbd_1492471721

>>73754859
>>73754877
BT did this to me the other day, was DEEPLY concerned and had to use a VPN

think my dad turned it off again thought which is nice

>>73754759
not all of us here have time to /brit/ post every day

i only do it at work so miss loads of shit

>>73754773
>anonymizers
>z
FOY

>>73754908
unironically wish that was my life rn

@73754749
nonce

>>73754896
>What part of the UK are you from la?
ireland

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Who /dog walking/ here

captain cabinets trapped in cabinets

can he get out

will he get out

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>june 9th 2017
>Tim Farron elected as PM with an overwhelming Lib Dem majority
>brexit rescinded
>nige nearly chokes to death on a pickled egg

things can only get better

>>73754997
changed my mind, wish this was my life rn instead

runtoid sydnrome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATlila3e9dM

Why isn't there a British Libertarian Party

*walks over to you*
*sits down next to you*
H-hi

>>73754905
Genuinely the most concerning part. Some dystopian shit.

What is a British bumcake?

>>73755047
there is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_(UK)
but it's just a bunch of autistic cunts

>>73755077
shit

can not help myself from shamelessly staring at big chebs

>>73755047
>how do i use google?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_(UK)

Reminder 90 percent of /brit/ are too new to remember fat cam. Why do you still post in this shithole?

*STRANGER DANGER*

>>73755112
your an idiot

>>73755123
when i started people were talking about him (March 2014 is when i started)

>>73755058
fuck off you fat sausage eating kraut

i've been here since Nov 2016

any other oldfags ITT?

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>>73755144
care to elaborate, you fat thumb looking cunt?

>>73755144
>your
wew

B-but...I-i...
*starts uncontrollably crying*

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>look from hobbit

voting for mummy may

voting for mammy muy

>>73755123
All I remember were the boring discussions of what people's favourite flavoured crisps were

>>73755172
get a load of this newfag
august 2016 veteran here

>>73755221
>>73755152
Really miss maisiebro 2bh

>>73755192
*heems you*
shvagen hoogen mein doppelkopf

>>73755221
prawn cocktail being the undisputed winner

>>73754855
what's some good aussie folklore besides "the dingo ate my baby"

>190cm fucks off as soon as his diddling deeds are brought up
Ah yes

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>>73755181
say that again twat

>you turn on the TV in the evening on the 9th of June
>it's the BBC News
>"we'll just come away from Theresa May's concession speech to bring you live footage of Jeremy Corbyn cycling down the Mall to Buckingham Palace, where the Queen will invite him to form a new Labour government"

How do you react?

>>73754575
what kind of stupid shitpost is this

Just found out that there are people who didn't think little britain was hilarious. Boggles the mind.

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>meeyeh-meyeh-meeeeeeeeeew

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>>73755258
>doppelkopf

Alri lads

I'm tired of living but scared of dying

>>73755284
>responding
fuck off

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>>73755283

Lads send help I was playing Eminem really fucking loud for a laugh and my neighbour is literally LITERALLY at my door with a fucking crowbar he's built like brick shithouse.
I'm not phoning the police because I'm not a tout. Should I just go out with a cricketbat and have him a fair go?

which politicians will be photographed eating bacon sarnies this time?

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>>73755239
didn't she report him to the police after he tweeted her or something?

>>73755283
wonder what parallel universe I've accidentally tuned into

>>73755294
Because it was unimaginative, bland. normie shit

>oh look, it's david walliams doing a high-pitched retard impressionthat he always does. eh-eh-urrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Rock Profile was better anyway.

Since when does tout mean grass.

going to sign up for a Conservative party membership card

planning to do some leafletting for mummy hehe

>>73755353
No

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peep show = best pom-com

L.A.D.S.

>>73755398
It's Norn Irish

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>your constituency has unexpectedly become a swing seat
>figures from all the major parties are turning up in your town to campaign
>you wake up, open your blinds, rub the sleep from your eyes and see this walking down the path to your front door

How do you react?

27.5 mcg of fluticasone up each nostril

>>73755353
He went to fight in Syria

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>>73755436

>>73755436
Take a picture of him at my door and immediately post it on /brit/.

Mad that, for all the shite that makes up the yank, the one good thing they achieved was their Constitution. Britain is a police state.

craven is going to return one day and buy gibraltar and convert it to /brit/ island, i just know it

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>>73755510

>>73755526
>Gib
>island
dumb yank

>>73755510
back

>>73755526
For someone who hasn't spent his life on /brit/, who is this 'craven' I keep seeing pop-up recently?

>>73755526
How's he going to do that, dig a big trench?

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Will Mummy Mum protect us from those scary terrorists?

Anyone struggle with leaking lots of precum?

Put my hand on a girls leg today and had a wet patch when I got up.

>>73755582
Drug addict millionaire Lord from /brit/ who owned a mansion in Manchester and had a gay sex orgy in it with the old /brit/ cabal

>>73754351
God Himself chose the Jews as his people and the entire Old Testament is God regretting that decision.

>>73755336
take a cleaver instead

seeing my favourite prozzie after work lads :)

>>73755582
Just fuck off

>>73755582
A fictional tripfag invented to trick newfags into feeling new.

>oh you don't remember the craven era? fuck off newfag

>>73755617
Yeah my mouth get's full but my boyfriend likes it

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>i'm not circumcised

>>73755582
lord benjamin robert joseph craven

>>73755612
in exchange for a full list of your porn preferences, used to discredit you if you ever want a political career, she will stop roughly 0 terrorist attacks
fair trade i reckon

>>73755634
No, don't think I will.

>>73755641
>fag
FOY

>>73755582
brit """celebrity"""
aka a nobody reddits in denial wank over
there are a couple more too

Just bought a denim shirt lads. Your thoughts?

I want to know what happened to king. I assume he moved here from /sp/.

>>73755011
course he will!

can anyone whose going vote tory explain the following to me:

>Why do you agree with government surveillance?
>Why do you think society is better where hierarchy is maintained but social mobility is shunned?
>Why do you want a private NHS?
>Do you actually think the tories will reduce immigration?

I literally do not understand how the majority (save for oldfags and poshos) vote for tories.

>>73755655
Fine, I like femdon, latex, humilation, BBW, small cock humiliation, cuckold and german.

>>73755582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_of_Craven#Earls_of_Craven.2C_Second_Creation_.281801.29
>Benjamin Robert Joseph Craven, 9th Earl of Craven (born 1989). Craven is the only son of the 8th Earl, and succeeded to the title as an infant
he used to trip here

Wonder how Craven's poo was today

>>73755709
Cba

>>73755709
they are calcified brainlet runts who only care about breggzit

>>73746700
What flag is that and why does it have a harp in the middle?

Doing a wait for the train

>>73755709
nothing to hide nothing to fear
im rich and don't want to be poor or pay tax
as above
more so than labour

>>73755751
mine
thought it looked funny

>>73755709
>>Why do you agree with government surveillance?
I have nothing to hide, I don't even use curtains.

>>Why do you think society is better where hierarchy is maintained but social mobility is shunned?
God save the Queen, God DAMN the chavs.

>>Why do you want a private NHS?
Competition is always a good thing.

>>Do you actually think the tories will reduce immigration?
Only that horrid white shit from the eats but more educated Indians are welcome.

Business idea: ship in a load of irish to rig the elections

>>73755655
I don't watch porn.

Really, really would not like my posting history on 4chan exposed though.

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me on the left

>>73755774
>nothing to hide, nothing to fear
ah yes, the logic of the runt

>>73755774
>>73755792
>nothing to hide

fuck off protestants

>>73755804
*jots something down in my notebook*
okay, thanks for that
any other pressure poi- i mean is there anything else you'd like to tell me?

>>73755709
>>Why do you agree with government surveillance?
I don't. but muh terrorists. also I dont care if May knows I watch tranny porn what's she going to do lock me up?
>>Why do you think society is better where hierarchy is maintained but social mobility is shunned?
reword. nowt wrong with hierarchy though
>>Why do you want a private NHS?
NO
>>Do you actually think the tories will reduce immigration?
probably more than labour

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>>73755794


We're already here comrade and we're ready to seize the means of production the second based Jeremy "come out ye black and tans" Corbyn wins in the landslide

>>73755709
What are the realistic alternatives? Our political system allows for only the Tories, or Labour to form Government, and Labour are a fucking hideous mess of a party that appeals almost exclusively to wimpy, studenty, metro-London drips who I fucking despise.

And fuck the NHS too. People treat it like a sacred cow that is immune from reform or criticism which has allowed it to become the state it is.

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>Hello anon, how do you like my new look?

>>73755881
it's not just may, it's like 20 government departments can access it whenever they want

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Back from my adventure in the woods to find out if my voice sounds good or not. It's not faggy or anything, but it's definitely young sounding. Could definitely shout orders somewhat well to a group of people under my command.

Also filmed myself doing some hanging sit ups, not sure if you can actually see me or not in the video as I haven't checked yet. I'll be checking later as a reward to myself for eating all vegetables after tea.

'fuck off' posts:
>>73752447
>>73752466

'thank you' posts:
>>73752763

>>73755909
she would never speak to me

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>he shagged them all

MUH ELECTION

>>73755909
Can I touch your tits?

>we should abolish privacy because we might catch terrorists
i am surrounded by brainlets

>>73755935
hold the line lol

Went to /pol/ for the first time in ages and looked at the videos of those antifa fruits vs alt right gimps

Fucking hell yanks literally cannot fight, didn't see a single decent thump thrown

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>>73755757

JANNY
ARROOOOOOO

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>>73755885
Nice flag

>>73755839
6,3,2,6.5,4,1,5

>>73755905
>voting against your own interests because you don't like what you imagine to be the opposing parties support base
tories deserve what they get, i'm happy to see less taxes on my capital gains i suppose but feel kind of bad for the working class

why are British people so scared of a hybrid private / public health system like we have here?

49% of Aussies have private health. You're only scared cause you hear stories from stupid yank runts who don't buy insurance. It's not like the Tories are advocating for the complete abolition of the NHS either.

did 3 masturbates today if you count the one in the early AM (last night)

>>73755932
including your local fire brigade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VbuBcNCgAc

>>73755935
why do you care about shouting orders

>>73756006
I don't.

WEW LADS
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4420642/BBC-s-Carol-Kirkwood-caught-sleazy-photo-scam.html

>>73756004
>50/50
LITERALLY a two-tier health system
bizarro

Dog wiped his arse on the carpet

fucks sake, I miss old /brit/ when Barnesey was about, hate these newrunts

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LADS

Just took my penny jar to the Asda machine things and had £180.03 haha, it lists all the money by coins and I had 80 pound coins in there, hadn't even realised. Anyway that is Battlefront 2 and Red Dead Redemption 2 sorted out

Pic is a lovely bum

>>73755974
When all the terrorists are gone you can have your privacy back.

Blame Islam and the IRA, not the Tories

>>73756004
some countries just can't handle healthcare

Jynx Maze's new Brazzers scene is a cracker

>>73756042
>But it is understood no images have actually emerged of weather forecaster

Oh how the tables turn

That fat pikey cunt is now running scared from AJ

>>73756004
we're probably moving towards that regardless

>>73755984
Neither can Irish people, I'm not sectarian or anything but I got sucker punched on St. Paddys day and I trailed the runt across the street in a judo hold and stomped over his head. Still paranoid to death that I was saw on cam and the rozzers will be at my door anytime soon, it's almost certain.

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>>73755984
Antifa get donked quite a bit actually

Proper meltdown happening:

https://twitter.com/LizMcInnesMP

>£180 windfall
>Spaff it in video games

You will NEVER escape the runt life.

>>73756105
Yeah same lad I unleashed by chakras on some poor British bloke and blew him into the netherealm

Genuinely afraid the cops might of seen it

>>73756096
Not a clue

>>73755984

The Alt right are actually able to fight though, and take a punch

>>73756081
>eradicate Islam
>eradicate the IRA
>"c-can i have my privacy back now mummy may?"
>WHY WOULD YOU NEED THAT BACK WHAT ARE YOU A TERRORIST NOW WE NEED TO INCREASE THE SURVEILLANCE EVEN MORE BECAUSE TERRORIST HAVE ADAPTED

>>73756111
State of that punch, it's not even following through.

>>73755984
they all punch with wrist swings and think
suckerpunches are winning a fight

>190 children shows up in the thread
>everyone starts calling out his paedophile past that he thought we forgot about
>disappears without a trace

Like clock work

>>73756163
I wonder who could be behind this post.

>>73755984
I think black people can fight
They do it more often

>>73756159
Gypo

>>73756178
It was a hard hit. Wish I saved the webm

>>73756152
I'm not sectarian or anything but I am considering joining the UDA for drug money

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>>73756163
I'm sure they do la, real heavy hitters

>>73756138
I like videos games though : )

>>73756090
and some countries just can't afford it ;)

>>73756204

I'm a Corbynite, just honest is all.

>>73756000
I'm not voting against my own interests though. Labour don't represent my interests. The Tories do to some extent, but I'm not entirely content with everything they offer.

>>73756111
Hit many Australians in a similar way, every one of them hit the deck.

>>73756041
mong

>>73756105
didn't happen

>>73756221
>it was a hard hit
Fucking chortling here. You haven't a clue about fighting. He randomly flicks his wrist last second. As if he went for a jab but then tried to turn it into a hook.

>>73756079
>spending a nice windfall on shit games

runtchester

>>73756222
Good lad

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I've never been in a fight but always wanted to

I'm sure I'd embarrass myself if it ever happened

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>>73756042
Fucking Hell. Someone on phun.org joked about Carol Kirkwood nudes, and the DM have made an article out of it.

>>73756048
no you fail to understand:

everyone is covered by Medicare (it's name) but 50% of people have private health for the following reasons:

1) Better hospital cover. You get to choose your won doctor
2) No wait list
3) Get to stay at a private hospital. Generally better quality
4) Tax incentives

This takes pressure of the public system and the government can cut back funding a bit under the assumption most people will use their private cover for hospital visits.

certain things like Dental and Optical are also not covered by Medicare, they're partially subsidised instead. My contacts cost me $200 (get some of that back through private) but the eye test is free (covered by medicare).

Depending on the GP you go to, it might still cost you. e.g i went to the GP the other month cost me $75 but i got 50% back from medicare. Complete coverage is available only at certain GPs. It's not too hard to find one though.

>>73756255
Not all of us are attic dwelling NEETs that have never stood up to themselves in their lives.
>>73756296
It's pretty good. Nothing better than the feeling of adrenaline and walking away with cut knuckles and your mates all cheering you

>>73756282
I am saving the money until they come out at the end of the year RDR2 will be an interactive entertainment experience that will shake the world :D

>>73756296
If you're a white American there's a high probability you would

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STATE of my life, am I right lads??? *chuckles* *starts crying* I miss her so much...

Is brexit fucked?

>constantly gut the nhs
>LADS THE NHS IS SHIT WE NEED TO CUT IT MORE
fucking tory scum

>>73756307
aus excels because small pop/large territory not anything else

Imagine Diane Abbott, Lisa Nandy, Emily Thornberry and Angela Rayner all losing their seats kek

https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/how-brexit-is-already-fucking-over-young-people

need a venus rosales gf

>>73756333
Yeah lad I'm sure he slipped nonchalantly into your judo hold whilst you simultaneously stomped on his head

Can't blame him for suckerpunching your ugly mug though, I'm sure he would have had you if you weren't a 10th degree black belt in tai chi

Spastic

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>>73755727
>latex
hmm?

>>73756345
Would completely scrap it 2bh. Costs too much.

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Guy on the left is Reddit guy on the right is 4chan;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM

>>73756393
fuck young people. we need another war to thin out their ranks

>>73756136
>labour mp

No surprises there. What a pathetic self-imporant bitch

>>73756393
>vice

funny to think gavin mcinnes co-founded it

Usually vote the 'kip but they are finished so I'll be voting the 'servatives to make sure brexit still happens.

>>73756418
FOY

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hmmm

Reminder that Pepe will be mentioned in the History books when they teach 10's politics

>>73756399
Umm sweaty I'm sorry I got you so upset :) x

Nearly had a fight on Friday but it got broke up before it got serious

I did grab his face and drew blood with my nails though (not my intentions)

>>73756333
d i d n ' t h a p p e n

>>73756337
they'll be shit and you'll regret wasting your money

>>73756434
Funny how yewkip essentially dissolved right after June 23 2016 after they WON

Only ever been in a fight once, at the football. Headbutted some middle aged fat guy because I have no idea how to punch.

>>73756446

>these absolute SPECIMENS are the people calling you a cuck

is florida america's dick?

>>73756452
>Umm sweaty
Yeah stopped reading right there you cringeworthy mong

>>73756430
It's fucking awful now, maybe it always has been, but it's such a whiney load of shit.

4chan meetups are so fucking gay

this website is anonymous for a reason

>>73756504
>>73756504
>>73756504