I'm With Her edition
r/unitedkingdom having an ABSOLUTE meltdown
the vote for the tories is literally killing disabled people
LIB DEM SUUUUURRRGE
r/unitedkingdom having an ABSOLUTE meltdown
nth for fat cat tits
just had a pot noodle for brekkie lads
nth for the liberal democrats
are NIGE
ALL POLITICS AND CURRENT EVENTS BELONG ON /POL/
reminder that /brit/ is a living dadaist art instillation, NOT a political discussion forum
Mate is so obsessed about me playing games by myself that I have to pretend I'm offline on steam
>>73745200
Fucking Canadians
Business idea: Nap election
>>73745232
>>73745248
better go back and check on them haha x
we'll be ok without you for a while haha
odds I take half a diazepam
evens I take a whole one
Voting for the greens desu
VOTE LIB DEM OTHERWISE YOU'RE A TRAITOR
>>73745222
Indeed, uneducated leaver
please post salty redditor posts lads
Vote Conservative as a Preservative!
>>73745272
alri stephen fry
>>73745286
high quality post
>>73745232
Giz us a screenshot
>>73745285
good post
what the FUCK is actually wrong with scotland in general and how do we fix it?
>>73745216
Would be a return to pre-WW1 status quo basically, Liberals vs Tories
>>73745272
good post
still mad about student fees so wont be voting Lib Dem
>Indeed, uneducated leaver
business idea: A party that if you prove you voted for will give you £100
>>73745328
this desu
lying yellow logo'd cunts
If you don't vote Lib Dem, you're a literal nazi or communist
>>73745225
But don't they have better policies when it comes to welfare and the NHS?
Also their immigration stance is a bit shit but surely better than the tories?
Sick of politics
Shut up
*bangs on runt cage*
QUIETEN DOWN
UVF REICH NOW GAS TAIGS
I voted brexit purely for economic reasons
>>73745328
same, they will never get a vote from me again after that
>>73745318
this.
Tories were a hundred year anomaly desu. Sooner we change system to one of multi party coalition governments the better though 2bh
PEE ESS
Mum and Dad this is Chasey. Chasey, this is my Mum and Dad.
NOW SHOW 'EM THEM TITTIES
>>73745362
Isn't their NHS policy to privatise it?
can't imagine sleeping in the same bed as someone else
i don't snore but i toss and turn and fidget like michael j fox having an epileptic seizure
>>73745315
They're a free and wild land, like Somalia, or Mongolia. Savage. Enchanting. Untamed.
>>73745361
I'd rather be a nazi than a cuck
they have really nice uniforms too
>>73745315
fucking HOWLING AND DYING
If any of you are voting for a lib dem, just kill yourself you retarded uneducated degenerate feminist studying queer
Who are you voting for?
>>73745398
great post
who are we supporting lads?
I'm very confused
>>73745395
UKIP is super pro keeping it public and free
A vote for Theresa May is a vote for the Tories, choose wisely!
>>73745380
Should have voted for AV then
r jez
>>73745415
lib dems
not racist, love pints
right... *get's up to pour another glass*
>>73745413
sinn féin
To all sassanach runts ITT
I Shall be voting SNP
t. W. Wallace
>>73745413
UKIP all the FUCKING way.
reminder to vote for the best mp for your constituency, not a party
Not too bothered by the tuition fees stuff. More bothered about the snoopers charter, since the Tories are authoritarian I can't be voting for them.
http://www.libdems.org.uk/housing
WE NEED MORE BARRATT HOME THE DEANO LEVELS ARE OFF THE CHARTS
who should I vote for?
>>73745413
Greens
>>73745398
gf tosses and turns and makes squeaking noises whenever she's dreaming
also constantly snuggles up to me during the night so I often wake up dripping with sweat due to our combined body heat and the three layers of duvet she brought with her on her journey from the other side of the bed, give her a swift punch to the throat and she usually backs off though
But this man is not a cartoon character...
e ain't Del Boi.
e ain't Arfur Daley.
E IS A POUND SHOP ENOCK POW AND WE GOTTA WATCH IM
>>73745423
did.
Back to posting under "Anonymous".
*disappears into the crowd*
>Australia cancelling visa that was supposed to be used for educated workers
fucking fast food places were using it to bring in chinks and indians as "managers"
is there anything wogs dont ruin?
reminder:
/brit/ is a 'kip / con general
>>73745456
>the absolute state of southerners
feel sorry for all the runtoids on here not able to vote for the Democratic Unionist Party like a true patriot does
Reminder Lib dems will fuck you over and laugh about it like last 2 elections
wonder who are sara is voting for lads
>>73745456
really good post
>>73745413
BUF
>>73745473
what happened to your thumb????
UKIP = irrelevant without are nige
Labour = literal communism
Lib Dems = brussels kiss arses
SNP = death of the UK
>>73745476
BUT THEY'RE RACIST
>>73745452
>not just teleporting behind her
>>73745476
>not voting for the other Loyalist parties
RUNT
>>73745479
I wonder what happens to morbidly obese people like him in jail. Do they lose hundreds of pounds because of the limited amount of food or do they get more food to begin with?
Can't imagine a 6'5" lad gets as much food as a 5'2" lad.
>>73745456
>Remain had Izzard instead of Brand
lol
>>73745495
I 'it it wiv an 'ammer.
*blocks your path*
>>73745473
*puts my tongue in the hole*
>>73745456
would love to punch the head off that cunt
the video where he insults peter hitchens makes me kek every time just because of how absurd it is
>>73745500
>SNP = death of the UK
only good choice
england, ireland, scotland, wales > than uk
>>73745479
>being so poor that a slight increase in tuition fees = "fucking you over"
if you are that badly off then you should really be voting Labour as a good member of the miners union friend
>>73745479
looks like he's hiding 2 children down there
>i-is that meant to be a penis, anon???
>>73745413
Honestly have no clue who to vote for
I missed out the last GE by a few weeks so didn't vote in that.
>Snoopers Charter from the Tories
>Corbyn can't seem to hold his party together for more than six months without having a cabinet reshuffle
>No point in UKIP any more
>Lib Dems pissed about with tuition fees
and last but not least
>Greens
>>73745500
Which is why I'm voting Tory even though they're not conservative in any way
>>73745547
forgot to choose the rich parents origin story 2bh
>uncut people will defend phimosis
>>73745547
I paid for my own fees. I'm not a poverty ridden lib dem runt like you
>>73745546
agree with this 2bh
>>73745559
barbs >>>>> cara
want to vote for anarchy
who do I vote for?
you guys made 100 posts in 12 minutes
>>73745562
Jesus Christ that's the 16 year old Political aligning if ever I saw it.
we need to build a wall around northern ireland
just stretch your foreskin lmao
>>73745597
yeah because we just found out we're having a general election in a few months
>>73745457
Welp my condolences. I consider FPTP is basically a curse that Britain has inflicted on all her colonies including over here
>>73745456
Literal moron but his fans are even worse
>>73745597
/brit/ on STRONG MUSCULAR general watch
>>73745597
this is biggest general on /int/
we're proud of it too
Vote for Mum. She's always listening, she's always watching, because she loves you so much.
>>73745577
>unsheathes katana*
defend this! ARRRRRGGHHH
*lunges at you*
*lops your knob off*
oops sorry kiddo
moot is doing well
>>73745578
think you misunderstood me there friend. hope you didnt pay too much for those "tuition fees" xx
>>73745571
thats ok, you can choose a different story ark and create a better origin story for your own kiddiewinks (should you choose to have any) xx
>>73745597
beat it, finn
>DUP runt still following me
>>73745562
What website is that?
>>73745619
>>73745621
umm hivemind?
>>73745595
greens probably
>>73745642
Lmao at you poor people. Not paying for ur shit
*unsheaths knob*
heh..
>>73745643
at least we have knives
>padraig following me across threads
>oh anon, there's not much i can do with that.
>>73745680
*pushes it back in*
Russell brand is obviously a complete moron but starting to think he has a point about the whole system being a bit fucked and us needing an alternative.
Anyone got any ideas?
>>73745656
hahaha lol
so random :p x
>>73745636
Where did you get the pic from? Reverse search is ass
>>73745595
Anything other than the conservatives.
Conservatives are law and order and stability in turbulent times, and all that other boring shit. Vote for one of the parties that want to cast Britain into a quagmire like Labour, the Lib Dems, SNP, or Greens.
>>73745655
http://uk.isidewith.com/
just saw the news came here to post lib dem surge
>>73745695
BNP
>>73745695
yeah, actual capitalism
>>73745695
whats a ternative?
>>73745692
>well aye'll be voting fer tae DUP
if you're not voting sinn fein for a 32 county socialist republic then leave this general NOW
>>73745708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTS7C9bPqbQ
>>73745695
He is still a moron
We voted for a new system back in 2011
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Kingdom_Alternative_Vote_referendum,_2011
I not very political but Jeremy Corbyn seems to me to be the only one that wants to help the people that need it most in this country
>>73745667
dont worry friend. My parents paid for it all. and for the flats my sister and I own. that allowed us to save alot from our own wages so we can buy second flats to rent out soon to get some extra income.
the system works ;^)
ah so this is where my drugs come from
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/warning-thousands-stolen-diazepam-flood-9863829
>>73745740
so the pakis?
>>73745722
>sinn fein
why would i vote for a welsh party?
>>73745722
>socialist
in your fucking dreams padraig, ulster is BRITISH
>>73745737
that's not PR
that's watered down FPTP
>>73745722
*stays*
>>73745718
has real capitalism never been tried?
How To Tactfully Vote To Stop The Tories On 8th June
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19_yf4RL133fBKscvSbID4eRKwztzY9KSI_2BMaI1bU8/edit#gid=0
>>73745690
>tfw a new study revealed that the G spot requires a 10 incher to satisfy
:(((((((((((
>>73745720
stop posting this picture you fucking cunt
>>73745737
ah yes the british public decided that putting numbers in boxes was too hard for their puny brains
This will be unironically the END OF LABOUR
>>73745740
people should help themselves
sinn fein embody globalism and the left wing, neither of which NI will accept, FUCK OFF
>>73745778
>google docs
ummm no sweety
>>73745782
shan't
>>73745737
yeah but that was never going to pass because it was too complicated for the average person to give a shit about and it would disadvantage the 2 major parties so they would obviously have opposed it.
Think we should have that system but it will never be passed because it is not advantageous for the most powerful political parties in the country. So how do we make it happen?
>>73745718
explain
>>73745780
LITTLE
PADDY
PECKERS
> Britain's South Korea
> Northern Ireland is North Korea
It makes so much sense.
P I N T S
I
N
T
S
>snap election
Hahahahhahahahahahkekekekekeke cold feet already
>>73745802
*puts an arm around your shoulder and tightens it, bringing you into a headlock*
*squeezes your neck and you start squealing*
shh, shhhh
Desperate for a shit and there's a guy in my flat doing an inspection that takes 2 hours.
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>73745810
I don't think it would ever happen because like you said, the average person couldn't give a shit
>>73745763
when Ireland is united under a socialist republic with comrade Adams at the helm Irishman and Ulster Scot will walk hand in hand free from the conflict that capitalism causes
*snaps erection*
>>73745722
*stays*
ah yes a snap election
tories will win because the electorate are dumb
>>73745839
*passes out*
*knob unsheathes whilst falling out of boxer-briefs*
>>73745848
Wtf is that her poop?!
>>73745799
honestly I wouldn't even call sinn fein anything but republicans
they'd flip their policies in a heartbeat to get into power
>>73745852
*reintroduces snakes to your ecosystem*
>>73745778
>Tactfully
You mean tactically, right?
The Tories are genuinely the only logical choice now, genius move by are Mummy May tbqh
starting to get a bit panicked that the job I applied for on friday isnt going to get back to me
> I unironically only ever say "Britain"
> never ever acknowledge the existence of Scotland, England, and especially Wales
> call the British Isles the "British Archipelago"
I recommend you all do this as well, if you want to keep your country intact. "England", "Scotland", and "Wales* are entirely historical and haven't existed for hundreds of years.
>>73745884
it was straight from reddit
they're absolute mongs over there
>>73745875
woah you sure make a good case for trusting these fine fellows who have no real views or morals
>>73745892
haha try April 7th mate
it was only for an internship I have extensive experience in anyway
>>73745904
Wrong
>>73745873
STINKS OF SHIT OUTSIDE REEEE
FUCKING FARMERS AND THEIR MUCK SPREADING FUCK OFF
shan't be voting in this election but really don't want the tories to win a bigger majority
>>73745887
what's wrong with corbyn?
what's wrong with farron?
so the tories have the rest of the political parties in a headlock then
I recommend to anyone depressed, anxious, socially awkward, alcoholic, drug addict, studying or has sleep problems to buy phenibut off the internet from nutritional websites.
Mine came this morning. I took six capsules and I feel fantastic. It's like a safer alternative to benzos. Gives you loads of motivation too so it's really good for students/
>>73745904
>are entirely historical and haven't existed for hundreds of years
True for England, not true for Scotland and Wales which are actual countries.
>>73745941
both weak and are tess is mummy
>>73745951
>written in meme font
shan't
>>73745930
Obviously it was her JFC
>>73745971
It was to make it more aesthetic I've been on 4chin since 2009
Which Pepe best sums up your feelings right now?
>>73745951
does it help you fight the info war?
>>73745986
what should i eat for dinner lads?
>>73745995
cornetto
>>73745986
>>73745971
Your life is a meme
>>73745991
It's not a meme Alex Jones supplement you fucking twat it's a medicine they use in Russia for depression and anxiety.
They also give it to their astronauts to calm them down in Space
>>73745951
commie medicine for degenerates
>>73745923
> wrong
Nope, just common misconception.
This is what France did, and you never heard about Provençal seperatists.
Just don't acknowledge there are other "countries" in your country. Scotland is merely a historic term. So is England. So is Wales. Ireland is an island of the British Archipelago. How are you going to get seperatists when everything from the channel to rockwall all have the same name and identity (at least officially).
>>73745995
Jesus christ what the fuck man. More pictures like this pls.
WAIT WHY ARE WE HAVING AN ELECTION?
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>73745995
who is getting all these photos of this bird haah
>>73745986
Exams next week
>>73746017
>not taking astronaut medicine
Literally space drugs
>>73746027
mandates my man, mandates
>>73746019
>let me tell you about your countries
Nah fuck off leaf, the UK is a union of countries
Mong
>>73746042
THAT"S NOT PEPE YOU FUCKGIGNG RUNT
>>73745951
>depressed, anxious, socially awkward, alcoholic, drug addict, studying or has sleep problems
LITERALLY all me except for drug addict hahahahahaha, wew
>>73746015
is there a combo deal with water filters?
>>73746058
>>73746058
umm... step outside sunshihne
(hehehe)
>>73745413
Tory
>>73746010
howcome I interpret this as a smiling pepe
>>73746058
>>73746066
50% with promo code: 4L1M0NY
big fan of apu apustaja
http://www.libdems.org.uk/general-election-2017-tim-faarron
>Go ahead with Brexit but stay in single market
guess I'm voting lib dem lads
>>73746066
Listen mate you're not funny
http://www.strawpoll.me/12772496
http://www.strawpoll.me/12772496
http://www.strawpoll.me/12772496
http://www.strawpoll.me/12772496
http://www.strawpoll.me/12772496
http://www.strawpoll.me/12772496
>>73746099
woah dude chill
sip on some phenibut
So is Farridge gonna try run again?
would be kind of funny if corbyn won, nah?
yeehaw yee.ha,w,
>>73745986>>73745986
>shitney
>>73746093
so no brexit then
>>73746114
I'm voting for my local MP
>>73745986
>>73746113
nah
>>73746109
Ebic shitpost /b/ro!!!!!!!! :ddddddddddDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>73746146
how do poms know about chris lilley?
>>73745953
REEEEEEEE why can't England be recognised as a country??
Imagine being someone who votes for their local MP based on who the current party leader is
>>73746132
essentially EEA
>>73746161
Summer Heights High was pretty big here lad, we also had Angry Boys and Jonah from Tonga
>>73745413
le pen
MOAR PEPES
what does mong mean, lads? is it a fanny?
>>73746108
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12772496
Lib Dem
S
U
R
G
E
>>73746161
they had a couple of shows on BBC3 a few years ago
fav was angry boys
>>73746191
mongrel
like people from mongolia
>>73746191
it means idiot, you idiot
>>73746202
that's mongol you mean, not mongrel
>>73746219
no mongols are dogs
mongrels are a race
>>73746202
good post
>>73746217
bad post
everyone who's bigger and stronger than me is on steroids
t. knower
>>73746195
>4 votes for green
What the fuck
*casts my vote for the SNP*
ah yes... surely this will make a difference, much more so than voting for the opposition
>Lib Dems and Greens
The absolute state of yous
>>73746179
Will let the first foreigner who replies to this choose who I vote for
>>73746191
mongoloid
basically downs syndrome. quite offensive. Dont ever say it to me or my son again
So glad brexit isn't happening lad
britpol runts btfo
>>73746239
lib dem
>>73746239
UKIP
>>73746161
you do realise that people from different countries can watch your tv shows lad
>>73746195
>>73746229
/brit/ has been reddit infested since last summer
>>73746239
Green
>>73746237
don't
>brexit is gonna get derailed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>73746263
cant edit the reddit. geddit?
Remember the huge shit fit people had last general election when the conservatives won?
Well get ready for that but 10x worse
>>73746280
>>73746287
Why will it?
*poos onto your favourite political party*
"hmm... see you in hell... kid"
*flys away on a helicopter flying away into the sunset whilst smiling back at you smugly*
>>73746295
no because it's fully expected
remainers need to get off their fucking arse and vote libdem
Business idea: everyone votes lib dem and we stay in the single market but still leave the EU
can guarantee that anybody saying they are voting lib dem have not read their full manifesto
>>73746347
>no because it's fully expected
That's irrelevant to the brats who hate democracy except when it goes their way
>>73746347
>not voting for are jez
>captcha: calle castro
>>73746312
new election la
most people don't actually want brexit
*does what 5 posts below me says*
>>73746141
I know a lad who says he's 6'11" but we all know he's actually 7 feet the lying bastard haha
>ywn save a qt from a compton gunman trying to rob her shop and take her back to blighty
https://youtu.be/F1-u0ZmaIXU?t=111
wogs? nah
pints? ye
>>73746357
>we stay in the single market but still leave the EU
>if we stay in the single market we have to accept freedom of movement
So what exactly was the point of leaving then?
>>73746399
neck yourself
post pics of your sis
>>73746424
Lmao
>>73746389
>Jez who is pro Brexit
mmmmaaaaahhh yes
Howling at all these cookie cutter, starbucks drinking, chuck e cheese eating fucking porno addict politics mongs coming out of the woodwork as soon as the election got announced
>>73746424
>>73746417
what's wrong with freedom of movement?
>>73746424
>>73746451
alri
>>73746168
>no free movement controls
That's wrong
As part of the EU we have the power to enforce controls, it's just that we don't bother
>>73746361
can guarantee that this is true of almost everyone referring to almost any party they intend to vote for in any election ever
can guarantee you did not read every single study about the effects of brexit before you voted
bet that ozzy is scratchin his noggin right about now
>>73746439
proxy off yank
may do a cheeky dab
>>73746460
very upset right now
>>73746441
I don't have a problem with it but we may have well of just stayed in the EU if we're gonna accept it
>>73746465
fuck off cookie cutter
>>73746440
Why does feels boy have a noise around his neck AND a revolver to his head? What's he thinking ey
>>73746452
A tripla whopper lmao
Sounds like an Aussie ordering a burger
ah yes good goy blame the EU for all of the immigrants in your country
>>73746440
n-no no lad, d-don't use a gun
*sensually places my hand on your thigh*
So when will the election campaign actually start?
Some time in June or right after this bill is passed tomorrow in parliament?
>>73746453
free movement isn't the same as schengen
>>73746439
FOY proxy
>>73746492
>>73746507
*can't reply because i'm dead*
>>73746512
the latter
Lads who do I vote for to make sure brexit doesn't happen? xxx
https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/854275853483732992
pssh..nothing personnel...remainers
>>73746555
Lib Dems
>>73746568
best post in this thread so far
>>73746515
Fuck all you wannabe cookie cutter, Starbucks drinking, dope smoking, tobacco chewing, fantasy football playing, vape smoking porn addicted cookie cutter cowards.
>>73746560
LIB DEM SURGE
am sad that theresa may will have an increased number of seats in parliament, but seeing corbyn get absolutely WIPED will be funny and the MOMENTUM butt hurt will be glorious
>all the disgusting lefties on twitter saying that she scheduled the election during the middle of exams because no young people will vote tory
are they this thick?
>>73746560
this is only because people are dumb and listen to the mainstream media
>>73746596
yes
>>73746578
Calm down Lenny you fat fuck.
>>73746562
good lad
>>73746587
fuck sake i was gonna post that
>>73746564
plebeian
>>73746621
firsttry
>>73746578
Golem get ye gone
>>73746596
why are they wrong?
when is uni exam period?
>>73746615
>Live at the Interracial Breeding Grounds
>>73746578
*cuts you a cookie*
you're not yourself when your hungry dude bro. Chow down one some cookie (TM) sponsored by Gatorade
>>73746591
manlet-fails-to-knockout-woman.gif
>>73746623
psh
nothin' personell
>>73746625
yeah well for a start only over 18s can vote and uni does their exams in april-may and lots of young people will vote tory
>>73746591
sucker punching a women is a bit rude
>>73746604
what media should I listen to then
/r/ing a new thread haha
>>73746625
Mine is May 2nd to May 17th
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/18/general-election-coup-mps-theresa-may
holy shit get over yourself you decrepit old hag
>>73746093
>More than 500 people joined the party in the 20 minutes after Theresa May announced the snap election. This is your chance to do the same.
>>73746578
>Fuck all you wannabe cookie cutter, Starbucks drinking, dope smoking, tobacco chewing, fantasy football playing, vape smoking porn addicted cookie cutter cowards.
feel, with a bit of work, this could be a decent copypasta
shall be spoiling my ballot
>>73746615
this cant be real
>>73746615
>google the title
>no dailymail article, just fake news shite
HHMMMMyesss
>>73746644
>>73746665
>women
did you just assume their gender?
also
>sucker punching
the bitch had a fucking wine bottle she was attacking people with.
>>73745286
I like her butte
>>73746782
manlet-gets-even-shorter.jpg
>>73746782
>wine bottle
that looks like a bottle of Jameson lad
>>73746392
>most people don't actually want brexit
Is this the shit you London pakis tell yourself?