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>>73744945
No

Lehistan was a mistake.

>>73744945
No

>>73744945
They invaded first

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>>73744945
>implying people wouldnt invade a giant largely defenseless blob taking up most of eastern europe

>Italy
did i forget something?

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>>73744945
Apologize for acting like niggers Finland.

We all know those weren't Swedish soldiers.

>>73745031
>defenseless
Maybe in 1650-1772.

Where do you think Gustavus Adolphus learned to command? He got his ass handed to him by Poland-Lithuania.

>>73745070
Ok

>>73745041
Stop lying, Grzegorz. We're both victims here.

>>73745041
we dindu nothing

>>73744945
what should i apologize for ?

I apologize Poland

>>73744945
When was Poland invaded by Ukraine, Moldova, Lithuania, Czech republic and Slovakia?

>>73746282
Slovakia was with German Reich.
Pagan Lithuania did some raids

Czechs and Poles were rivals/friends for majority of history.

never invaded poland

>>73744945
sry PoBro

>>73745041
they did that to us before you. we wuz ancient finnish kangs n shiet but them swedish devils rewrote the history that we wuz dumb mongols.

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>>73744945
>tfw no polish bf to invade his dupa

>>73744945
>Moldova
What?

>>73746699
the rapists

>>73744945
When did we invade Poland?

>>73748107
Some retarded map that considers Napoleon's Russian Campaign an invasion of Poland, even though our country was Napoleon's ally. Same with Italy. Magyars did nothing wrong as well.

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>>73745041
Our horsemen were not know to be very civilized so i'm really sorry they were so prone to rape and plunder everything on their way. They were only given Horses and pistols. Everything else had to be taken.

>>73748512
Also all of the stuff as the article proclaims went to the crown. Most of them in Swedish national museum so don't blame us.

>>73748512
>>73748664
Hakkapeliittas were a bunch of cut-throat cucks who died for a foreign power.

>>73744945
we didn't invade poland?

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>>73744945
polan invade us
pic related: flag of tartu given by king of polan

>>73748801
Indeed as the whole force was voluntary. Bunch of sellswords who ran farms for better pay. Can't blame em tho. You probably would since your so ass deep in your ideals.

>>73748840
>polan invade us
what did he mean by this

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>>73744945
stalin accepts your thanks for liberation

>>73749346
>liberation

>>73749252
That Estonia got invaded by Poland, rather than the other way around

>>73748838
Sorry for not beeing included in the club.
But the Brittish "we" is wierd.
You Saxons and Picts didn't invade Poland.
You Normans propably did.

>>73748838
Nah, we invaded you.

First with Cnut and now with bydlo.
>>73749499
Doubt that, there is no proof for it whatsoever.

>>73749453
80% or 60% of Russian pupils don't think that Stalin invaded Poland (together with Germany ), but only liberated Poland from the Nazi-Germany in the first place.

History classes in Russia = fun

>>73749565
Russians are taught in school that Soviet Union didn't go to any war before 1941.
They're also taught that SU was a peaceful utopia good for the russian people lmao.

>>73749519
>First with Cnut
WE

>>73744945
Half of these lands were invaded by Poland. They deserved it just like Hitler and other tyrants. It is ancient story anyways.

>>73746282
Mostly WW2

>>73746412
Wouldnt call it majority, just a few tens of years during early medieval before Bohemia was forced to join HRE.

>>73749519
The Normans raided all coasts and rivers and a lot of slavic women were sold to the Middle East as slaves. They had free hand to do their raids from the Balticsea to the Crimea.

Norman raiders were called Vikings, you know?

>>73749620
But that's true.
Polish/West Slav mercs were famous among Vikangz.

http://www.au.dk/en/news/single/artikel/harold-bluetooths-vikings-were-polish-mercenaries/
>>73749630
kek
>>73749674
There is no proof that West Slavs were sold to slavery. Only East Slavs, you know.

>>73744945
They are need to apologize first.

>>73749714
>Polish/West Slav mercs were famous among Vikangz
But if it's done in the name of Denmark, then it's hardly a Polish occupation.

>>73749714
>There is no proof that West Slavs were sold to slavery. Only East Slavs, you know.
Well, I know, that their main aim was raiding the even less developed East.
But seriously. There was no country spared in Europe. Why would they spare Poland, it's right at their feet?
But I'm too lazy to put "evidence" behind my claim, so you might be right and no Viking ever raided Poland even once.

>>73746478
The Huns didn't invade Poland ? You sure?

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>>73749885
Vikings were scared of Finnish wizards

>Among the Finns' western neighbours, the Norse of Scandinavia, it was a common belief that the Finns were wizards. In the Norse sagas, inclusion of a Finnish element almost always signifies a supernatural aspect to the story.

>>73749880
Polish king gave Cnut his troops, because they were family. And Poland was Danish ally at the time of conquest.
>>73749885
Because they were pushed back by Polabian Slavs and Lusatians, which were as fierce as Vikings.
>>73749948
They didn't. There is more trace of Huns in German genetics than in Polish.

>>73750027
>because they were family
Polish royalty was Scandinavian?

>>73750084
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigrid_the_Haughty

>>73744945
-The eductated Poles know that we are sorry, for sure, and that we can't time travel to do anything about it.

-The Forward facing Poles, educated or not, also know that we are sorry.

-The bydlo Poles might hate us for what some dead German people did to some Polish people. I don't see a way to make them less hostile towards me or other random people. The world moves on.

>>73750103
Ah, so only partially related maternally. Sagas also tell of Finnish kings, from whom Harald Fairhair and Yngling dynasties descended. Unsurprisingly, the most famous Viking dynasty is N1c1.

>>73749979
There were no certified extensive written records of this place till 1000s, they were right to fear dense forests and the tribes that inhabited them as they knew nothing about them.

>>73749885
Vikings were hired as mercenaries in 10th century but there is no trace of raids.

>>73750388
They invaded many times, but were each time kicked out so they knew something. They still have runestones that mourn Viking chiefs that got killed in Finland.

>>73750581
Ofc but still given the things vikings were the only ones to know something and even they knew too little to know enough. iirc there's few recorded invasions Tavastia where they dared pretty deep. We nonetheless lacked the numbers but had the terrain.

>>73749979
>Vikings were scared of Finnish wizards
Seidr
was connected to the female principale and male seidr practicioners were associated with passive homosexuality!
Like Berserkers were thought to beeing "entered" by ghosts of a bear and such.

seidr is magic based on the female principle it's kind of close the indian Shakti magic.

So the Vikings basically thought you were a bit gay.

>>73750338
This to be honest. Peaceful cooperation is all I need from Germoney :) And love of course :*

>>73750763
Finnish wizardry has nothing to do with Scandicuckery, nice try Hans

>>73745368
For spawning the spawn of satan (aka Stalin)

>>73744990

yes, YOUR last mistake as an empire

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>73750762
It wasn't terrain but our sophisticated combat & defensive techniques

>>73744945
we protected their treasures form the destruction of ww2, they should thank us

>>73750885
Yeah after Vienna Lehistan became a revered saviour of europe and didnt get invaded 2 times while always getting backstabbed by the people Lehistan protected.

You should have allied with us Winged-man.

>>73751109
This. Fuck europe.

>>73750844
Seidr war told to the Norse by the Noaidi !

>>73750959
Don't flatter your ancestors too much. Comes off slightly rancid if you yourself can't figure it out.

>>73751109
this Turk is right. when Poland got participated it was because the Ottomans were getting their land taken by the Russians which made the Austrians consider allying the Turks and that would create a mess of wars and none wanted that so they decided to go for Poland instead

>>73750360
Not sure what haplogroup Piasts(first official Polish dynasty) were, but some of them were discovered to be H, I think. Might have it wrong.

There is a Piast lineage project though, so we may know more soon.

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>>73744945
we must conquer them with germany again as these miserable subhumans deserve

poles are creme-coloured negros

>>73751302
Russians calling Poles sub-human is kinda ironic, don't you think?

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>>73751344
who even thinks about fucking Poland

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>>73751423
You, because you replied to this thread.

I can smell that rotten ass stench pouring from your pants. Maybe I should send you some toilet paper and soap, I bet you don't have it in Russia yet.

>Moldova
The fuck?

>>73751553
Turkish vassal I think.

They got it from us in some wars.

>>73744945
>poo-land invades Russia
that's totally ok
>Russia invades poo-land
RREEE APOLOGIZE

>>73751553
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_III_of_Moldavia#Conflicts_with_Poland

Did we ever attack anyone except for Kievan Rus? We are literal saints you stupid fucking cunts yet we are treated badly.

>>73751234
Terrain here was like that of Scandinavia, attributing their lack of progress here to terrain would be unfounded.

>>73751224
Bullshit

>>73751568
>>73751630
Never knew he fought the Polish. I'll apologize for them since Moldova is a meme country that should be Romanian land.

>>73750763
>>73751224
>G*rmanics trying to attribute their own faggotry to Finns
top lal

https://seidh.org/articles/sex-status-seidh/

>>73750027
>They didn't
They did for sure with the west slavs in general, they cohabited with the west slavs and spent the winters with them for generations until
>There is more trace of Huns in German genetics than in Polish.
If you are basing this on the assumption that Haplogroup Q is exclusively from the Huns in europe than you're wrong, it's a european subclade and has even been found among early indo europeans but not in one single asian group

>>73744945
You fucking mongol

>>73744979
dumb kraut

>>73744990
turkroach

>>73745001
toilet lord

>>73745020
stupid HIV ridden krokodil addict

>>73745031
faggot

>>73745368
I thought you're an US state

>>73746282
sea jew

>>73746699
spic

>>73746887
gypsy

>>73748107
wop

>>73749346
burgershart

>>73744945
nope :^)

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>>73751637
POLISH OCCUPATION 1610 WORST DAY OF MY LIFE NEVER FORGET!!!!

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>>73751972
>They did for sure with the west slavs in general, they cohabited with the west slavs and spent the winters with them for generations until
Source?

>>73751285
probs N1c1

>>73752124
Highly doubt that.

Wouldn't be suprised if they were R1a-Z284 though.

>>73751637
this, Polska mesjaszem narodów

>>73744945
we apologise for not invading

>>73752086
It was either the Huns or the Avars, the west slavs owed tribute to them and had to let them live with them in the winter months. It was an important part of one of their origins stories because they eventually became sick of them sleeping with their women and revolted and united, I'm not sure what the story was from though it's something we read in university earlier this semester

>>73744945
dindu nuffin

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>>73752284
It never happened.

There was also no vacuum left by East Germanics because they never left.

>>73744945
Fake news. Sweden is a nation of peace.

>>73752284
Avars. And who is ''they''? Slavs are not one nation I sure as fuck don't recall any Avars in Poland.

>>73751637
Isn't that because you are useless moronic subhumans?

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>>73752529
Ignore uneducated burger posts.

Polish ethnos goes like this:

>2800BC: During Corded Ware Expansion, Kurgan people with haplogroup R1a-M458(to this day M458 is present in big % in Poland) come to Poland, they're later known as Vistula Veneti/Wends. Rest of the Kurgan people go to Scandinavia and take control over paleolithic l1 people, give them IE language and war-like culture, that mixture of R1b, R1a Kurgans and l1 native paleothic hunter-gatherers creates Germanics.

>During late Iron Age:
East Germanics enter territory of the Vistula Veneti(currently not known if by force, or just as migrants/refugees) And they start to assimilate Veneti and Veneti(in some sense) assimilate them(in this case, genetically, through germanic women breeding with Veleti men) How do we know this? Vandals burned their dead, but not all of them could, through migration to Italy and Sardinia Vandal male lineages were found to be R1a-M458, which is the most common among Vistula Veneti at that time.

>Much later Goths that go to Ukraine meet the Proto-Slavic culture (Zarubintsy culture) and influence them, but get partially Slavicized.
>Some time later, meaning after the fall of Rome or before that, people from Zarubintsy culture rush through modern-day Polish territory and absorb East Germanics, Wends/Veleti on the way and that creates the Polish/West Slavic ethnos.

Germanic influence had a huge impact on the Polish and West Slavic ethnos. Shaping West Slavic ethnos was also isolated from Eastern one, that had huge Baltic, Scythian and Uralic influence to it. In case of the Czechs it was also Celtic tribes.

>>73752470
Meme map, R1a-Z284 is only found in Ostrobothnia and even there it's only 20% of all R1a

>>73752470
>>73752575
This has nothing to do with what I'm saying

>>73752529
The various tribes of the west slavs, the Veneti

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>>73752529
>>73752636
Avars didn't raid Poland.

>>73749612
This is just not true. They tell about winter war and they tell that "Red army entered western Ukraine and Belarus in 1939". And they tell about all repressions and famines but the period of 45-80 is described as period of great achievments that ended up with stagnation and crisis due to corrupted system.
That's what russian students actually lear in highschool.

>>73752889
this
more or less

>>73752586
R1a-Z284 is a Germanic haplogroup though.

So it's not a suprise that it can be found in Finland.

>>73753056
>not a surprise
We have less than 5% Germanic haplogroups, stop spreading lies.

>Of the 28% of I1 in Finland, 65% belong to the exclusively Finnish L287 (downstream of L22) and particularly its L258 subclade. A few percents more belong to other subclades that are also specifically Finnish (e.g. L300). The rest (5-10%) generally resemble more closely Swedish I1. The Swedish-like subclades are unsurprisingly found primarily on the west and south-west coast of Finland, where Swedes have settled in historical times and where Swedish is still spoken. This is also where most of the R1b (3.5%) and Scandinavian R1a-Z282 (3%) is to be found. The Scandinavian I1 in Finland is found at a similar proportion to R1b and R1a as in Sweden. In contrast, Finnish I1 is found in all the country, where hardly any Germanic Y-DNA is present, strongly hints that these specifically Finnish branches of I1 are of pre-Germanic origin.

>>73744945
We liberated them.

>>73753293
l1 is of-course paleolithic and predates IE expansions. my dear cro-magnon friend. Nothing new here.

Point stands, R1a-Z284 is Germanic, might've been brought by Swedes.

>>73753429
Of course R1a-Z284 in Finland is Germanic, my point is that coloring all of the Southwest as being R1a-Z284 is bullshit when even in the Westernmost reaches of Finland R1a-Z284 is second to the primary clade in Finland, R1a-M558.

>>73752711
>>73752529
west slavs should thank bulgars and magyars for genociding the avars

>>73753533
>Bulgars genociding Avars
Why do you hate your Turkic kin?

>>73744945
And you Poles still "love Hungary" and hate us...

>>73753560
fucking shitskin

>>73744945
>he posted it again
Like half of these countries never invaded us, you stupid moomin.

>>73753560
Not really

>>73751109
WTF Turkey is my best ally now

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shhhhhhhh yurotrash

no apologies


just sweat payback

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>>73753677
this

>>73753623
kek

>>73744945
We didn't

>>73753783
You're forgetting the Hyper War.

>>73753560
I like Romania, you helped us out during WW2 and we have a lot in common nowadays.
We just hate the gypsies.

>>73749672
>Bohemia was forced to join HRE
Lmao what

>>73751568
toilet vassal in this thread

>>73748406
There was fight over Slovakia after Moravia fell between Poland and Magyars

>>73755605
Stop bleeding from your ass so much.

Why is Poland so weak?

>>73745041
VERY good post

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China should say sorry too

>>73748840
>implying that this is a bad flag

>>73753560
We hate Romanians? What?

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>>73745041
Pooland BTFO!

took a few villages from you back in 1939, not eve sorry

>>73765637
neva forgiv

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>>73745031

>>73744945
>Lithuania

Excuse me?

well you could have allied us instead of fighting us and not get suprised buttsexed by euros but oh well

>>73744945
DAS RIGHT,WE WUZ INVADERZ N SHIET

sorry

Sorry Poland.
>>73773185
Sorry about you, too.