1000 Year Tory Reich edition
Vote Conservative June 8th
kek
corbyn
Upa RA
I'd hate to work for an MP, their teams must be going insane
>>73743706
stupid bint
>>73743680
who's the qt third to the right on the bottom row?
what would happen if corbyn won
>>73743669
Come home British man
#jeb
>brit/pol/ has a cunting insider
Her announcement is just repeating headlines of the Sun, absolutely disgusting, we are fucked.
BREXIT has been CANCELLED
>>73743680
What are the chances that Farage will become PM in the new election?
>>73743745
Liz Truss
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRhlRM6rYck
>>73743706
it's just a constant stream of top quality content coming out of normie twitter
talked to my friend from perth
glad i dont live in perth
>>73743679
join the unstoppable and indisputable lib dem surge
cara
>>73743755
this is in line with speculation that was leading the markets and news before the announcement you mong
>>73743715
>tfw just quit my job in public affairs
>spoke to ex-colleagues earlier and the phones haven't stopped ringing
can't wait to pick up the pieces on consultancy fees once the dust has settled
>>73743751
You'd have a PM without a Trump sized hole in their sphincter.
THE REVOLUTION STARTS NOW COMRADES
Barber: How many PMs do you want in a yearly period?
>>73743763
its either theresa may or jeremy corbyn
thoughts on michael mcintyre?
>>73743798
Are you guys trying to take the crown from Australia?
>>73743751
socialist utopia
>voted conservative every time since i was allowed to vote
>they've never lost since
Think I might be the key to every general election for the foreseeable future lads. Spoiler- will be voting conservative again this time.
big dave wouldnt allow this
he was the true pm
>>73743669
good post but I can say that because I'm not a brit
I hate American 'English' so fucking much.
>>73743764
I'd like to pork her (if you know what I mean)
Three week holiday for purdah, get in
>or jeremy corbyn
when i encourage my friend to save money and improve his quality of life by shoplifting luxury items he rebukes this encouragement, claiming he is above thieving
however he has stolen before and does not do it because he's a pussy, lacks the nerve
not out of morality
>>73743850
aloomynum
>>73743706
hehe, bit funny actually
>britain is leaving the european union and there can be no turning back
>>73743850
>so
foy
time to rewatch these
>>73743870
mentally underperformed whilst reading this post
cara desu lads
>>73743889
what's the torch represent?
What's happening ?
Hope ed features somehow
>>73743583
Reminds me of Autism Kings, when I'd throw an election to cement my power. It's such a roll of the dice. If this goes through, I will be able to do anything I want without any objections. If it doesn't, my ambitions will remain a distant dream.
Sort of what Erdogan did yesterday too.
The Plebs are the only thing between you and total control. Scary.
>>73743912
The Tories will win via petty-booj votes because of the Labour Party's utter betrayal of the working classes, not because they are popular
ROLL
IN
THE
POO
>>73743772
Same
Oh wait, I fucking do
>>73743910
old conservative logo
Leave Brexit to me
>the SNP will be the official opposition party in 3 months
>refuse to give the scots a referendum because we need to focus on Brexit
>call a general election
She's not going to get away with this
>>73743931
Same as it ever was
Hoping for another Election Wipe 2bh.
>>73743961
wouldn't they have to win seats outside scotland for that to happen?
>>73743962
>a vote for a generation!!!
>3 years later...
>>73743962
her logic seems sound
*hijacks your thread*
SALT
O V E R L O A D
>the city of r/unitedkingdom
>>73743994
Tories will win all england and wales, SNP will be the second biggest partu
>>73743961
>>73743994
Nah, they just need to win more than Labour
>>73743921
this isn't a response my ol' CHAP
>>73744017
God bless May
hmmm
>>73744030
no way labour can drop below 56 seats
also snp will lose at least one
farmers are muck spreading and it smells of POO
>>73743912
we upstaged you
oh for fucks sake I can't be arsed with a general election
>>73744026
aha reddit is such a crazy bunch
>>73744030
>screwed
When did the Labour Party become so americanised?
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN,
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
SEND HER VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
O LORD GOD ARISE,
SCATTER OUR ENEMIES,
AND MAKE THEM FALL!
CONFOUND THEIR KNAVISH TRICKS,
CONFUSE THEIR POLITICS,
ON YOU OUR HOPES WE FIX,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
NOT IN THIS LAND ALONE,
BUT BE GOD'S MERCIES KNOWN,
FROM SHORE TO SHORE!
LORD MAKE THE NATIONS SEE,
THAT MEN SHOULD BROTHERS BE,
AND FORM ONE FAMILY,
THE WIDE WORLD OV'ER
FROM EVERY LATENT FOE,
FROM THE ASSASINS BLOW,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
O'ER HER THINE ARM EXTEND,
FOR BRITAIN'S SAKE DEFEND,
OUR MOTHER, PRINCE, AND FRIEND,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HER BE PLEASED TO POUR,
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
MAY SHE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
LORD GRANT THAT MARSHAL WADE
MAY BY THY MIGHTY AID
VICTORY BRING.
MAY HE SEDITION HUSH,
AND LIKE A TORRENT RUSH,
REBELLIOUS SCOTS TO CRUSH.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
Will be voting Labour cause me dad did and his dad did, simple as.
>>73743680
You know what to do.
Good news for the Library Demo, might mean getting a referendum on the final deal.
>>73744084
Alright Rasheed
Business idea: sinn fein wins all the seats but refuses to take their seats
>>73744059
rude
don't do that again
shall be voting for the 'kip
Don't let him down lads
>>73744026
>Screenshot_20170418-113655.png
Fuck off
>>73744116
I'll fund it, how much do they need?
>>73744102
>library demo
Uh. Lib dems
>the queen will die before the election
>>73744102
>Library Demo
what
Guys, don't mean to derail the thread, but what will this election mean for the ethnic BME population of London?
lib dem surge, libdem tsunami
>americans started their 2017 presidential campaign in march 2015
>we get a 2017 election with 2 months notice
hmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2EITxxr5tM
why is this so funny
>tfw no deer lady gf
>>73744102
dumb phoneposter
Vote Corbyn for more money
>>73744150
Gas chambers.
>he's not 100% decided on voting for our corbyn
Lib Dems are the obvious choice.
Anyone University educated person below the age of 50 voting Tory is a turkey voting for Christmas.
>>73744162
It's actually 6 weeks time.
Methinks the May did this to get some off time during Purdah.
>>73744162
this is 100x better though
>>73743932
Nothing worse than tradition, as evidenced by this photograph.
>>73744125
Why are you being so mean like that? Phone posters are people too
>>73744212
No it isn't.
>>73744175
deer ladies are simply the best
>>73744237
This pal has the right idea :)
Sent from my iPad
>>73744183
Exactly what we've been fearing. When Somalis get hungry, we go into Jihad-mode. It's why we've never been conquered. We makes noises with our tongues and attack you with spears before you can lay a hair on our heads.
Anyone know how I can the russians to pay me to shill for whoever they want to win?
>>73744130
Ten shipments of semtex
2 months would have seen Clinton in office.
2 months will see may in office.
>tfw she's a fly cunt of a woman.
>>73744198
>university educated.
Mate, anyone not in the upper echelon of society should vote anyone but tories.
>tfw scotland fuck it up by voting SNP.
>>73744175
>>73744242
I bet this is you on the picture swedebro.
"Every vote makes me stronger"
>>73743680
Dayum, Mae got some legs
also why do you todgers fekkin like that POTATO Boris, i swear he is a POTATO with a bad Donald Trump hairdoo
also appreciate that Sadiq Khan is a good Mayor
appreciate Pakis can make things better
/brit/'s resident band should be third eye blind because none of you have opened your third eye
>The PM challenged the opposition parties:
> "This is your moment to show you mean it - to show you're not opposing the government for the sake of it, to show that you do not treat politics as a game."
she's fucking serious lads ooer
>>73744297
She's a bit old for you, isn't she?
>>73744291
>>73744242
>>73744175
You can take the party out of the woods, but you can't take the wood out of the party.
Big fucking deal if May called an election. It's about time she actually faced one.
real women would be in BIG trouble if furries existed
>>73744349
>if furries existed
Who do you think draws all the creepy animal porn
>>73744323
51 years too old.
>>73744285
>tfw scotland fuck the englanders up by voting SNP.
election 2015
election 2016
election 2017?
love: WOGS
hate: pints
>>73744175
>>73744242
>>73744291
>>73744337
I strongly suspect Robin Hood has gotten a swedish poxxy lads.
>>73744367
>lefty scots vote for their own lefty scot party which means there's now no chance of a lefty party getting into government
hilarious
Labour MPs already jumping ship
>>73744367
Lad we're going to have to deal with tory rule and all that shite as well.
Vote SNP in bi-elections, not in the real ones.
>>73744292
UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAAAAH
I'm coming out for the Conservative party. Vote Tory, bring Britain Glory; If you don't, you'll be Sorry.
>>73744402
T H I S
>>73744390
>Robin Hood
reminder that the last sheriff of nottigham was a paki and the current one is a woman
why are swedish poster INVARIABLY either traps, furries or actual immigrants
voting green this time
>it's a "Lib Dems acting like they're relevant" episode
voting EDL this time
how much does a general election cost?
should give that money to disabled
>>73744444
LIB DEMS ETERNALLY BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>73744383
'sheed
>>73744406
literally will never vote for an engpaki party, so SNP all year every year
>>73744402
indy2 soon
we'll have a lefty party for millenia :^)
>>73743706
>not "hold my wine"
SLAG
>>73743850
>>73744461
how much does your salary cost?
should give that money to disabled
runt
>>73744444
>here lad, when we worked with the tories we got you free education, money for the nhs and more welfare benefi-
>>73744444
they are. their outcomes are volatile but there's no viable 3rd candidate
>>73744402
best bit is how toxic the relationship between lefty parties is, which they maintain and encourage so their party doesn't lose votes
>>73744482
looks like they already do haha
gonna be voting leave
may is mummy desu
but voting green lads
The mighty Oak shall weather the storm?
When you need shelter from storm clouds and thunder, you do not take shelter under a Rose. You go to the mighty, dependable Oak tree, which has weathered many such storms previous!
>>73744482
i'm unemployed
was going to vote for the lib dems until I found out that they're warmongers
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/07/donald-trump-syria-strike-tim-farron-assad-chemical-weapons-theresa-may
me in the middle
>>73744444
Check. Those. Mother. FUCKING. Quints.
Daily reminder that wabbits can munch as much weed as they want without anyone batting an eye.
the tories the tories the tories
>>73744474
>indy 2
haha, aye shite mate. May wont let it happen. She needs us to blame the shite economy on.
Going to be voting Lib Dems in my marginal Tory/Lib Dem constituency.
UKIP = wink wink nudge nudge BNP
>>73744516
my gf on the left
>>73744516
me on the left
Vote Conservative as a Preservative!
will the 1000 year tory reich issue latex gfs to every man who requires one
such as me
Corbyn will become prime minister
PROUD tory here
AMA
Corbyn for PM!!!!!!!
>>73744539
she also needs us so the UK can remain white majority.
>>73744535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDBgP83Sizo
do the lib dems even stand for anything or are they just "third party lmao"
NEED a fur gf
how can real women compete?
>>73744535
>>73744603
bit gay
>>73744516
*serves revenge cold*
Labour here
>>73744600
they're literally the fourth party
>>73744600
radical centrism
>>73744600
they used to be third party lmao now they're fourth party lmao
UKIP is the gateway to enlightenment
>>73744593
stoats are really cool
>>73744600
they're the anti-brexit party now
>>73744490
All the Lib Dems are good for is sucking votes out of Labour which gives the Tories more power.
Same goes for the SNP. Scotcucks vote SNP because "muh left wing politics" without realising that voting SNP means there's just more of a chance for a Conservative win.
Labour is the only party capable of taking on the Tories and gaining a majority yet since left wing voters are retarded, they vote for SNP, Greens and Lib Dems which just cripple Labour.
It's pretty hilarious.
>>73744614
hate that fucking dog
i'd bash its skull in
might have a shower and then mince over to the bookshop
got nothing to get from it but just something to do. also havent been outside for a fair few days
>>73744444
LIB DEM SURGE
oi give us some bennies m8
Labour will be decimated by this vote if Corbyn stays
>>73744637
UKIP is retarded mate
>>73744603
Good post
>>73744637
how can they be enlightened when they get less seats than the porridge wogs?
>>73744545
good lad.
I'm a leaver but very dissatisfied with the Tories.
My seat is one of the safest in the country sadly.
>>73744646
Pfffhahhaha check out this nerd.
You've seen the posters, people. Vote for your best interests.
>>73744677
no u
>>73744516
blonde one for my harem
honestly she is the real qt here
vote for Larry
>>73744637
>UKIP
>2017
for what purpose
>>73744619
woah now my gf's on the right how'd that happen
Oh fucking hell i need to register again... Why the fuck does she even want elections, she has a majority already....
So should i vote LIB or Labour, Thinking of voting Libs just to fuck over Corbyn.
>>73744619
>>73744516
What's this.
>he thinks paki labour voter is an insult
>>73744444
I reckon they'll get back to a good 50ish seats desu
>>73744592
>Scotland
>white.
Well obviously, eastern Europeans tend to be white. Shame their just as bad as pakis.
>>73744694
me on the right
>>73744714
definitely is an insult
test
>>73744694
>>73744667
even if they purge him tomorrow there won't be enough time to make labor coherent for the election
>>73744685
Libs overturned a huge Tory majority in one of the recent by-elections so anything is possible.
>>73744678
unnnnnnnnnnn
who do you reckon Tim votes for
>>73744714
err
>>73744710
>To vote in a UK general election a person must be registered to vote and also be a British citizen, a qualifying Commonwealth citizen or a citizen of the Republic of Ireland
ahem
>>73744714
i would fuck her tbqh lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vao5rn7OHPo
Unironically a Jewish film
>>73744717
>their
they're, lad.
>>73744714
>p*ki
Yeeeah I'm gonna have to ask you to refrain from tha hateful language mate.
>>73744767
Libs won more seats in the by elections than every other party combined, def in a strong position.
>>73744764
>labor
FOY
>>73744771
anybody that doesn't support the nhs
when nigel farage gets in as prime minister all our chakra gates will open at once as we ascend to the astral planes of nirvana
GET ME
'UNDRED FAGS
TWO BOTTLES O' WINE
A BOTTLE O' WHISKEY
AND TEN CANS O' LAGER
NOW!
>>73744773
>what are vacations
>>73744242
The majesty of such a specimen.
>>73744516
time for a wank
>>73744810
>vacations
fuck off yank
>>73744810
FOY
labour lads
wanna fuck a femboi lads
>>73744814
Here is photographer taking a coffee break.
NIPPONESE BITCHES
>>73744842
the STATE of British poitics
>>73744810
>vacation in romania
lmao sure sure
>>73744861
>gif
fuck off
>>73744807
> nirvana
I liked it better when we just called it "heaven". Why are the foreners replacing our heaven with their fucked up Hindu heaven. I demand we bring back British heaven!
>>73744285
Problem is everyone goes on like a temporarily embarrased millionaire politically
>>73744842
Eternal Tory rule here we come.
Why are Labour voters so retarded as to elect Corbyn?
>>73744808
Certainly my good man, can I interest you in our selection of tuna sandwiches?
would YOU vote for this man?
Who you lads voting for? I'm a Lib Dem man myself
>BREAKING NEWS: NIGEL FARAGE ELECTED PM
>>73744872
The nature is great. Transylvania is quite nice.
>>73744873
worst gimmick ever
nothing wrong with gifs
>>73744868
honourary whites
r8
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02t56siPsd0
>>73744882
> labour voters elected corbyn
?
CHRISTIAN LIBERAL DEMOCRATIC LEADER
>>73744908
the 'kip
>>73744930
or members or whatever, you know what i mean.
>>73744916
>4chaning on holiday
buhh buhhh the nature is fu... fu... fun
>>73744914
how can he be elected pm when
1) he's not in the party anymore
2) his party has no seats
>>73744929
pretty good, ano
>>73744925
FOGL (fuck off gif lover)
>>73744929
absolute wog
>>73744964
what else am i supposed to do inside the hotel room?
>>73744929
can't understand you
voting snp
it's a new day
but it all feels old
>>73744965
it will be... a miracle
BREAKING: Gunfire at Labour Party HQ.
Current reports suggest single shots interspersed with someone laying out fresh newspaper.
>>73744965
he'll find a way
>>73744994
get pissed with the lads or bring back romanian girls
>>73744965
>not believing in the powers that are nige has
>>73744929
cute
>june 8
why so specific? whats there?
>>73744928
Somalis are honourary Whites, at least according to /pol/. Skull shapes, man. *rapes your daughter*
>>73744968
>>73745033
fuck off
>>73744993
>>73744999
thanks
ngl if labour or lib dem win then they will royally fuck up brexit because they are both EU babbies and will do whatever they are told by brussels
the only vote you should be making is for the tories
>>73745029
you mean the power to get less seats than the lefty jocks?
do it for him
>>73744965
>he doesn't know the powers of Nige
Mate he's basically the foreign ambassador to the US without even being appointed.
He'll find a way.
Really craving a (You) right now 2bh.
how come you never see the other side
>>73745016
cheadle?
>>73745055
@73745065
shan't be replying to this post
>>73745022
>lads
i'm here alone.
I'll go to some fucking club tonight to meet Romanian sluts.
But it's 2PM here right now, can't do much else besides 4chan.
any other aussies know why these yanks are obsessed with australia?
they live here now and are judges on the voice australia.
rip labour party
how does /brit/ feel about theresa may saying god would've voted leave?
Wtf I hate Australia now
>>73745085
>holidaying alone
>expects to pull
sure lad
As a radical centrist I am struggling to find a party that I can vote for.
>>73745103
you underestimate my power.
>>73743680
>June 8th
FOY
As a radical retard I am struggling
JF here with a vote
Who should I go for lads: UKIP or tory?
*shows you the other side*
Not ALL Wogs are rapists. Just the really aggressive ones that never learned to handle their emotions in a healthy way.
t. emotionally repressed Wog
fucks sake /brit/ is going to be shit for the next few months
wish we could consign all political discussion to brit/pol/ and reserve /brit/ for doing a poo style posting
>>73745135
UKIP is a wasted vote
>Torn between my dislike of Corbyn and my dislike of May.
>Torn between my distrust of Corbyn's policies and my dismay at May's ignorance and incompetence
Lib dems it is then I guess
>>73745148
this
NEED a korean gf
>>73743715
Times like these are extremely fun desu
t. MP staffer
FOPs
(fuck off poms)
voting GREEN lads
who's with me?
>>73745152
>voting for a literal cuck
Hate whites working class. Hate white middle class. Hate white upperclass. Hate Conservatives. NOT Jeremy Corbyn just don't like them simples as. Love trackies
I welcome the PM’s decision to give the British people the chance to vote for a government that will put the interests of the majority first
IIRC there was a poll a while back predicting that if a general election was called based on Brexit, the Tories would win a smashing majority, Labour would be wiped out, and the Lib Dems would become the new Her Majesty's Opposition.
don't really like action films, thought the new mad max was shit
why do we call it the Mal when it's clearly pronounce maul
>>73744678
would unironically ejaculate on every inch of this slag
>>73745148
I agree, the post quality of /brit/ will be severely decreased if people have actual discussions
>>73745192
>and the Lib Dems would become the new Her Majesty's Opposition.
what a fucking time to be alive.
>>73745152
>lib dems
so you are remain scum then
I encourage you all to forget about whatever meme party you have delusions will ever put a dent in the Tory's chances on winning handedly. Just vote Tory. I've seen the polls. They're 20 points ahead. Don't resist. Learn to love it.
>>73745135
Tory.
UKIP is LITERALLY Conservatives that wanted out of the EU.
Now that we're leaving, you'd be retarded to throw a vote away on a party that already achieved its goal.
>>73745200
dad should have punched him
>>73745135
dont listen to the shill, vote ukip
there is no such thing as a wasted vote
http://www.communist-party.org.uk/
vote wisely lads
Daily reminder that /brit/ is a living dadaist art instillation, NOT a political discussion forum
>>73745181
>may cucked by her own party into pursuing a brexit she doesnt believe in
>ukip cucked by farrage leaving as he was the only person in the entire party with any ability
>Corbyn cucked by his own brain
>(You) cucked by (Me)
>(Me) cucked by (You)
when will it end? This reckless misuse of the word cuck?
>>73745225
>>73745230
Hmmm, Tory it is then. I voted UKIP at the last election
>>73745152
I like lib dems usually but unless you're a pathetic remoaner wanting to reverse brexit then they're worse than corbyn
>>73745202
>pall mall
>>73745261
>anyone but the elite voting tory
why vote against your best interests
Holy shit its real
>>73745061
he can't even find a way to get 2 seats, despite IKEA having a fantastic deal on them.
>>73745344
>holy shit
FOY
>>73745403
mong
>>73745200
post more webms
>>73744903
I want Nick Clegg to return.
>The sense of pride I will feel for having a quintlingual PM
>>73745135
Vote Lib Dem if you care about your future