/brit/

anime

>>73742219
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492280400368.webm

Sick of Irish people moaning, who fucking cares you stupid cunts

>>73742385
enjoyed this, thanks

>>73742380

I'm coming for you Yankee

>>73742389
i guess she didn't eat enough peas

>>73742389
lmao

>>73742404
i literally live more than 3,000 miles away from oregon

nervous lads, what is mrs may going to say?

why would she call an election with such a huge fucking majority, that wouldn't make any sense.

Kill yourselves fucking scumbags

>>73742398
no problem

Btw: I'm not posting here because I think you guys will understand, or that it makes a difference to any of you that I'm an atheist. I'm posting here solely because this is my usual shitposting ground (I've been posting here for a long time, with loads of different personas). This is just a place for me to offload. You've gotta take a good shit every once and a while. I'm taking a shit in /brit/.

He who does not express how he really feels will feel even worse, and at some point you either sing your song, or you let it out spontaneously and extremely.

Yesterday I was taking the bus back home and I thought how easy it would be to pour some lighter fluid infront of the mosque and drop a match on it. Probably wouldn't burn it down, but if the fire burned for long enough, it would cause a ruckus. They'd probably think it was a right-wing attack.

I would do this, because I'm not a fan of going to prison.

If the RCMP is reading this, I wouldn't burn or bomb a mosque. The mosque is just a symbol of what is keeping me down and one destroying one would send joy-particles to my almond. Doesn't mean I'm gonna actually do it.

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Might do this

considering reporting the somali to the mounties

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why do americnas

>>73742453
>Btw: I'm not posting here

Thank god

if the queen died would it actually be possible for it not to be leaked b4 an official statement could be made?

beto, welcome to your tape

May is going to cancel Brexit

>>73742430
Watch your language you jumped up little shit.

Go back to your own general.

>>73742426
If true god I hope Corbyn win just for the amount of mainstream ass pain that would cause.

do not intend to

NOT a terrorist. Just think heeming a mosque would be really sweet simple as.

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>>73742476

>>73742488
i'm legit 5'6.5

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>>73742369
Hmm yes, Amazon

I'm looking for a stinker to tickle

Reply to me if you're brave enough to have your location found

>>73742506
Cute :3

>>73742465
Yes, nobody working for them is risiing leaking shit

>>73742468
>>73742455
will still be a manlet who does the virgin walk
>>73742453
did not read, don't care

>>73742468
>I think the image is supposed to be retarded.
yeah it's just bait. like this one i post in /maemmi/

>>73742455
What is that, shooting radiation into your leg after shattering the tibia? Fuck that.

>he thinks girls care THAT much about height

Work on having a nice face and body you fucking idiots. Most girls don't care even if we're the same height as you w/o heels on.

t. a girl

>>73742506
post your bp

hate when one person namefags and other people ironically copy

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>>73742468
>>73742533
whoops forgot the pic

>>73742467
SNAP ELECTION

>>73742455
fucking hell can't believe people do this

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>>73742468
also made one for /fr/

It's a pretty nice day out there

T. May to resign over health concerns

>>73742530
I know you guys hate niggers and Muslims and wogs and shitskins who think they're cool. Been 'round these parts 4 years. Just showing a bit of my real self for a little. Chill man. I'll be Mr. Anonimo again soon and you'll be trying to figure out which one of the leafs is a self-hating nigger.

LE WHAT THE LE FUCK?!?!!?!

BRIT?

BRIT?

ACK! ACK! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! OFF MY BOARD PLEASE! THANK YOU!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME! THE JANNY HAS FEW PLEASURES, SO I AM SURE HE WILL ENJOY CLEANSING THE BOARD OF THIS ANGLO FILTH!

PLEASE REPLY TO THIS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE MY EYES HAVE BECOME WEARY FROM STRENUOUS STUDY.

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"haha"

>>73742600
ALRI

im qutting

T. May

>>73742616
Really funny if that actually happened. Probably made up, but I wish it was true. Kids are cute when they cry.

>>73742616
LOL

>>73742586
>>73742641
SNAP
ELECTION

>>73742644
Hi John podesta

morning lads

Looks like the EU wins again! Fuck deserters

>>73742572
post mor
>>73742596
>I know you guy hate niggers
take a look at my flag
>Chill man
I'm chill, just don't care

WHAT'S COOLER THAN BEING COOL? (GENUINE QUESTION AM TRYING TO DELVE INTO METAPHYSICS [THIS IS A SUBSET OF PHILOSOPHY])

Teresa may will today announce that the UK is heading to war with North Korea and the people should prepare adequately (BBC NEWS)

holy mother of Christ

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Britain, I....

Digimon doesn't have a gf and hates black people

>>73742644
alri nonce lad

JFs except for thailad can fuck off

May will today announce that Interpol were in fact never good.

>>73742686
It's a Scottish referendum announcement obviously

I have it on good authority Mrs. May is declaring all-out war on the "German coalition).

About time.

>>73742701
good post

vote UKIP

Quick someone call me based

>>73742671
that's all of them. thinking about making a US vs. Canada sometime.

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I AM AWARE THAT I AM AN ASSHOLE

I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL OF THAT THOUGH

would like a whiff of ellie fanning's fanny

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HAH!

Ah yes, this made me chuckle a fair bit

If you want to save this just ask

>>73742410
wat

toast sandwiches are genuinely not bad

>>73742718
I don't vote

based berlin poster

>>73742709
worst guess is worst

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*BOOM!*

>>73742734
excellent

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>>73742730
it's a picture i post sometimes.

>>73742709
why

is she going to announce the deportation of all muslims?

wonder if may's speech could be immigration related

comes right after trump and turnbull saying they'll revise working visas in their cunts

and there's been little official rhetoric on immigration since brexit afaik

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>>73742729
ill trade you this funny bird gif for it haha look at him go

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alri alri alri now what do 'ave 'ere boyS?

>>73742744
gee fell a whole cent

>>73742760
>>73742730
>>73742410

howling

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>>73742719
DEbased, more like.

havent seen a james bond film since the brosnan era

>>73742686
>cameron
>may
>some guy off the street that voted thatcher next
Corbyn is more stable than these majority government party heads.

>>73742777
god damn it /int/ needs to enable audio ffs

>>73742787
oh

>>73742787
runt syndrome

casino royale is amazing

>>73742788
>Corbyn
What about Corbin?
>jadyn korbyn-smyth

Why are British names so fucking stupid?

>>73742788
le unelectable man

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>that Cleveland shooter is STILL on the loose

reckon mummy may is gonna announce martial law in 20 mins

>>73742771
That's some next level delusion. Might as well say she's building Polish death camps.

>>73742828
killed himself days ago

https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/apr/18/australian-government-abolish-457-temporary-work-visa

Wtf I hate Australia now

>>73742701
rude
>>73742721
do an Australia vs US or Canada too

malcolm turnthebull (in my wife's direction)

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>I'm outta here y'all

>P E A C E !

>*holds up two fingers and moonwalks back into Downing Street*

>>73742802
>>73742804
actually it's just occured to me that the brosnan ones are the only ones i've seen

>>73742824
They said the same thing about Trump. The beauty about knives is that they cut both ways.

>>73742841
I'm probably wrong but how am I deluded?

>>73742832
Put on your helmet, Nige. You're going to war with Germany again. Best out of three, winner takes all.

hankering for a wankering

doesn't need to be a snap election if she walks. they'll just put someone else in charge

>>73742867
xD

hope it's something more exciting that just a fucking election

>>73742875
nah but seriously, it can't happen.

The PM is probably calling a snap election soon to increase her majority. That's what a joke the Labour party is rn.

>>73742892
three succesive pms for one government might put the pressure on them to call one

>>73742914
It's an election

June 8th

>>73742932
proofs???

>>73742914
elections are exciting though

i hope it's not an election so we have a US and UK election both in 2020

bought an avocado from waitrose

cant afford this months rent now

>>73742954
>elections
*electrons

think i should buy a fedora to go with my katana

>>73742951
Unconfirmed source from BBC News and Reuters

That's basically 100% fact

>>73742871
Lucky bastard
If you're going to watch any others, think very carefully about what decades you actually like culturally
If you've watched a Thunderbirds episode the whole way through, watch (early) Connery
If you like grills with padded shoulders, watch Dalton
If you like The Saint, watch The Saint and fucking keep away from Moore Bond

>>73742963
ha.. also erections amirite?

>>73742970
what about the Fixed Term Parliament Act

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not an election

may is announcing that we are giving northern ireland back and that we are becoming the 51st state of america

Cba with another election

Voting booth is at least 10 mins walk away ffs

>>73742990
2/3 parliament is all that's needed

Tories, SNP and half of Labour would support an election

*enters the thread*
*sees the runts talking about political shit*
*exits stage left*

>>73742828
>make tonnes of money working overseas in other countries
>return home
>immediately close availability for overseas workers to export money from your country
>enjoy the profit

>>73743012
*swiftlty kicks your bollocks*
*dropkicks your runt head*

>>73742995
>I-I-I
Beta AF

>>73742990
if 2/3 mps want an election you can do it, and corbyn has suggests he wants it (probably wants a cull of the labor mps on marginal seats as those are the ones who hate him)

>>73742963
I remember seeing a picture of a physics textbook from the early XX century sounding absolutely frustrated in the "how charge is transmitted" part because the electron hadn't been discovered yet
>there's got to be this *something*

business idea: leave the eu and move the island to oceania

>>73743016
was meant for
>>73742855

business idea: leave oceania and move to the US

>podium is set up outside downing street
>door swings open, step on by the happy mondays plays
>theresa may staggers out wearing a bucket hat, 90's man city shirt with kinkladze on the back, baggy kappa trackpants and white reeboks
>she snorts the fattest line of mandy of all time before shouting in the mic "0161 MANNY ON THE MAP ONE LOVE ARRRR KID BRING BACK THE HACIENDA" and revealing a smiley face tattoo on her arse
>bez is in the background playing the maracas

we are starting work on dismantling the channel tunnel

10 minutes:
https://youtu.be/y60wDzZt8yg

business idea: start a business

>>73743012
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDiveb6Fhy0

business idea: start a business that gives business ideas

>>73743053
>uploader has not made this video available in your country

despite us having our own Sky News

fucking stupid poms and fuck rupert murdoch the traitorous yanky-pommy hybrid cunt

HERE WE GO LADS

Stroking my election

Just seen Paul Gascoigne making his way towards Number 10

>>73743049
weak

>>73743053
thanks friend

>>73743049
giggled

jebidiah springfield is great

is the queen dead?

Y/N serious answers only

HAHAHAH

election
boring

Gf is looking great lads

Get yourself a real woman

IT IS AN ELECTION? WTF I HATE THERESA NOW

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so this is the power of feminism... wow

a little bit disappointed that the queen isn't dead 2bh

1000 YEAR TORY REICH

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TURN ON ABC NOW

>>73743101
no

>>73743101
prefer not to say

brexit is... great

ELECTION IN JUNE

AND LABOUR HAVE CORBYN LMAO ABOUT TO GET DECIMATED

>can't have a Scottish referendum during Brexit

>but a general election is fine

Fucks sake Theresa

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>>73743106
Forgot pic

>>73743116
same here 2bh

wanted a happening

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>weak

GENERAL ELECTION 8 JUNE

what does a snap election mean ?

sorry im lower class

>>73743138
Looks like the 2/10 hog I shagged the other night and threw up afterwards

KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF KICKING OFF

>>73743145
chuckled

>>73743162
just a sudden earlier election afaik

>>73743154
what's the point

>>73743162
just means a general election before the typical 4 year timetable

Fucks sake
Now I have to think about voting AGAIN

>>73743162
thousand year tory reich NOW

>>73743053
it's really hard to take a WOMAN as a serious authority.

>unstertinty
>>73743183
think it's five years for you lot

>>73743183
>typical 4 year timetable
>4 year

Fuck off yank

>>73743181
because May wasn't elected as PM so it's to get over that criticism, also because there's "division" within the commons with regards to the Brexit deal

>>73743183
>typical 4 year timetable

who you voting for lads?

>>73743162
may and corbyn are gonna play snap, winner gets a thousand year reich

>Australia
3 year terms
>US
4 year terms
>UK
5 year terms

what's canada?

>>73743196
because you grew up without a father you black cunt?

>>73743230
dumb hahaha

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>BRIT/POL/ HAS A FUCKING INSIDER
>>/pol/121650514

>BRIT/POL/ HAS A FUCKING INSIDER
>>/pol/121650514

>BRIT/POL/ HAS A FUCKING INSIDER
>>/pol/121650514

>BRIT/POL/ HAS A FUCKING INSIDER
>>/pol/121650514

>>73743204
>>73743205
>>73743218
yeah sorry lads not really with it this morning - don't cry

>>73743223
DUP

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Her hair lmao

Holy fuck

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>why yes I am going to vote
>my vote of one will mean the difference

>>73743244
>>>/pol/121650514

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>>73743231
your president is a fucking manlet that's even worse than a woman

>>73743223
allah (kmt)

having a wank to another yank
driving to the bank on a half a tank
watch what you say I'm on a upper rank
enjoy this shit for free, no need for thanks

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>that truck horn

So the Tories are gonna win again? Boring

Brexit was a mistake

shan't be voting in this one

it's three meme arrows you dumb br*t

Odd. She said time and time again that there would not be a GE. Crazy how you can just flip like that

It's all your fucking fault I topped myself you gaslighting shitlords
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-18/netflix-series-13-reasons-why-prompts-mental-health-concerns/8450176

>>73743231
why does your president look so jewish?

>>73743223
Lib Dem

>Every vote for the Conservatives makes me stronger

vote UKIP

>>73743268
politicians lie all the time

>>73743255
>forgot to use three meme arrows
I'm ashamed

>>73743223
/LibDem/

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>>73743250
you some kinda sexist or something?

>>73743223
PLEASE vote for this man

>>73743269
well she did get raped and the school counsellor said it was her fault

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>>73743223
Tories.

>EVERY VOTE FOR THE CONSERVATIVES MAKES ME STRONGER

did a wank just in time for the big announcement

If you don't vote UKIP you're a disgrace

Let the world burn

>>73743256
mickey d is a legend

wtf is she doing???

better not come my endz

less you reppin lib dems

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>>73743323
forgot pic

At least Labour will die and Corbyn can retire

vote Plaid Cymru

>>73743223
Doesn't matter, Conservatives have already won.

>>73743345
She wants to be the next Hillary Clinton obviously.

who /LibDems/ here?

Brexit was a mistake

if the LibDems get elected they will 100% overturn the Brexit vote

Interesting power play, she made sure to smear lib dems and labour
I'm torn now; I swore I would never vote for conservatives or labour until the IPB was repealed, but changing leadership in the middle of negotiations seems wrong.

jezza corbers BTFO

Gonna unironically vote lib dem

>inb4 DUP implode and Sinn Fein win Nireland

>(((Goldman))) won

still mad

Will this be the event that finally gets Corbyn to fuck off?

>May to seek snap election for 8 June
What did she mean by this?

how much would you need to fuck Theresa May?

i'd need like 400 bucks (240 GBP) 2bh

>>73743115
I jerked off to the "I am a slut" video more times than I care to admit. Something about radical feminism and itty bitty crop tops makes me horny. Yes, please, go on about how western women are such down-trodden beings. Wanna fondle those titties, girlie.

>>73743269
Guarantee there'll be copycat girls who leave "tapes" before they top themselves

>no real opposition
>will steamroll the vote
>"I am a powerful women, the people love me"

the torries need to be dealt with lads this shouldnt be legal

J U S T

>>73743386
do it for free

>all these secret lib dem remoaners

discustin

>>73743382
hopefully not

>>73743367
I was thinking that labour might actually do reasonably well as a protest vote against brexit but I guess all those votes will go to the lib dems

christ labour is going to get raped

i don't get it

what does she stand to gain

>>73743367
Would like this just to see the old and working class chimp out.

>>73743172
go back to /sp/
runt

>>73743315
The book itself is an exploration of the nexus between personal responsibility and bullying/abuse in a person's mental health and choices. Not so good a message if you actually are fucked up enough in the head to kill yourself. It should have a big blackscreen at the front saying WARNING DON'T WATCH THIS IF YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE AFTERWARDS. THIS SHOW IS FOR BULLIES AND POTENTIAL RAPISTS ONLY.

>>73743403
Belfast is your problem now Seamus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqONualxFH8

>>73743412
absolute control over every living soul

Vote labour.

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>>73743115
reminds me of this

>>73743394
The natural party of politics does it again.

Just good business lad.

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>>73743403
No?

>>73743412
it means she can have until at least 2022 instead of at least 2020. She knows she can win now so why not?

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>>73743409
>Labour don't get enough MPs
>SNP / Lib Dem coalition is the official opposition

Vote Corbyn

>>73743223
brexit

>>73743382
Won't happen

>>73743386
you'd have to pay me not to

her lower plumbing is fucked too so you can go in raw

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>>73743422
't be watching this again

>>73743223
Monster raving looney party

>>73743403
Jackeen

What ever happened to the Georgian pretend terrorist tripfag?

>>73743412
She wants a huge parliament majority, and is in a great position to get one

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>>73743409
ah yes "labour" I remember them

cummies desu

Holy macaroni. New election. What's onna appen lads.

>>73743318
Hmmm we're not even in the commonwealth

Only been to the UK once in my life, might do a register and fly over to vote against the Tories haha

lib dems will become a larger party than labour

cap this post

>>73743115
The only important difference here is the number of views.

That's why it happens

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>>73743386
how many dollarydoos would it cost me to have a threesome with georgie and lisa?

>>73743446
>>73743399
the fuck is wrong with you she's like 60

>>73743477
Labour are ruined but they're not meme status, yet.

all the arrogant student and paki votes wont save corbyn now

>>73743223
Corbyn

>work in Whitehall
>tfw very afraid of the Tories losing

I don't want to work for the SNP

>>73743423
No, that's what fund of mummys is for.

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GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN,
LONG LIVE OUR NOBLE QUEEN,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
SEND HER VICTORIOUS,
HAPPY AND GLORIOUS,
LONG TO REIGN OVER US,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

O LORD GOD ARISE,
SCATTER OUR ENEMIES,
AND MAKE THEM FALL!
CONFOUND THEIR KNAVISH TRICKS,
CONFUSE THEIR POLITICS,
ON YOU OUR HOPES WE FIX,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

NOT IN THIS LAND ALONE,
BUT BE GOD'S MERCIES KNOWN,
FROM SHORE TO SHORE!
LORD MAKE THE NATIONS SEE,
THAT MEN SHOULD BROTHERS BE,
AND FORM ONE FAMILY,
THE WIDE WORLD OV'ER

FROM EVERY LATENT FOE,
FROM THE ASSASINS BLOW,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!
O'ER HER THINE ARM EXTEND,
FOR BRITAIN'S SAKE DEFEND,
OUR MOTHER, PRINCE, AND FRIEND,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

THY CHOICEST GIFTS IN STORE,
ON HER BE PLEASED TO POUR,
LONG MAY SHE REIGN!
MAY SHE DEFEND OUR LAWS,
AND EVER GIVE US CAUSE,
TO SING WITH HEART AND VOICE,
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

LORD GRANT THAT MARSHAL WADE
MAY BY THY MIGHTY AID
VICTORY BRING.
MAY HE SEDITION HUSH,
AND LIKE A TORRENT RUSH,
REBELLIOUS SCOTS TO CRUSH.
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!

>>73743428
could I have an uncensored version thanks x

>>73743460
Wonder if Blair would be able to work his electoral magic on them again, this whole affair has been like a replay of the early 80s with Foot. Are they gonna get Neil Kinnocks son to lead for the next decade now?

Praying for farages triumphant return

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Need a party that's going to deliver a proper devolution deal for West Midlands

>>73743508
GOOD lad!

hahaha we're absolutely fucked lads

>>73743489
you can have them after i've filled each and every one of their holes with icing

Someone explain to me how weak wristed lefties constantly bang on about having new elections to prove themselves, now when an election is called they are whining about it coming at a bad time and not being fair?

>>73743510
search venus rosales or louise rosealma on twitter

>>73743515
UKIP are a non entity now the Tories have taken most of their policies and sewn up the rorke vote.

>>73743494
lib dems were a serious force a few years ago weren't they?

now that there's bigger issues than "le middle ground" that labor and the tories were clamouring over in 2015 couldn't lib dems see a massive surge?

>>73743515
He quit to become a Trump cheerleader slash fluffer.

>>73743101
No. New election it seems.

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>*gives you a vote*
>here you go kid
>don't spend it all at once

>>73743474
You need to be registered at an address you fucking idiot it just means you don't need to be a British citizen

>>73743489
>Implying they didn't clean my boom mike after every recording

>>73743533
What the fuck. I thought Manchester was where Newcastle was my entire life. I thought Manchester was "the north."

>>73743546
Where are they saying that?

>>73743546
Who is complaining? Are you making up imaginary conversations about lefties in your head again.

may is so fucking crafty lads teehee

best underrated GBA game?
>>73743077
post anglo dick

>>73743583
PERFIDIOUS THERESA

dont worry lads the queen will call of the vote

shes our guy

she knows it isnt fair

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8

>>73743546
literally no time for the lefties to even react at this point lel

>>73743574
>>73743578
All of reddit. Its where I go to get my share of the low test floppy wristed male opinion

>they're talking politics to bore the JFs away
will NOT happen

>>73743569
I know you little runt, got a gay uncle living over there haha

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UNLIMITED POWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>73743591
need a smug theresa pepe and a crying corbyn wojak in the style of this NOW

Lib Dems reaction on the news but WHERE IS CORBYN???

>>73743533
Hampshire mentioned

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>>73743510

>>73743637
check the allotment

*enters the voting grounds*
*#not my pm*
*votes for corbyn*
*laughs at the runts*
*walks home*

>>73743583
theft

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Mummy may take my vote....Take my power...Defeat the Europeans...Destroy corbyn and the left.
1000 YEAR TORY REICH

>>73743572
Manchester is the fucking north, it starts at Stoke

guhhh politics?
*dribbles* world affairs?
*takes a sip of aspartame*
who cares?!
*goes to watch the man kick the ball, once again*

CAWCK

Really wonder what the centre-left Labour MPs will do now

Create a new party in time for the election?

>>73743669
guffawing

love the irish

fucking hell why does it take Corbyn so long to put out statements

LIBDEM SURGE

Now is not the time for a Scottish Independence Referendum... But it is the time for a general election....?

What a lying, hypocritical cunt she is

>>73743680
>>73743680
>>73743680
>>73743680

shan't be voting in this """election"""

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>>73743604

absolute grim and dire state of the narrative

>>73743586
>best underrated GBA game?
sims urbz: sims in the city

>>73743604
what the FUCK is his problem?

>>73743691
hes probably having a wake and bake whilst reading the morning star with his phone on silent

>>73743679
Try like fuck to stop far left spoiler candidates from fucking them over more than they would be otherwise

>>73743621
You'd let him molest you again just to vote Sinn Fein?

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>>73743583
Reminds me of Autism Kings, when I'd throw an election to cement my power. It's such a roll of the dice. If this goes through, I will be able to do anything I want without any objections. If it doesn't, my ambitions will remain a distant dream.

Sort of what Erdogan did yesterday too.

The Plebs are the only thing between you and total control.

>>73743765
impossible when Corbyn is leader m8

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going to vote UKIP even though my citys been a labour stronghold for 30 years

>>73743679
Not enough time, best bet is wait and take over for 2022