/brit/

>(You)s are a commodity xDD
sick of this meme

ah yes, banned from /out/ once more

cunts

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>>73738139
Already peed on it
Climbing now

>>73738215
40 phrases to say happy birthday
okay

>>73738215

hello beto

imagine a politician saying that a high suicide rate amongst black males is a good thing

imagine the backlash

worked with a guy who kept using gay and faggot as insults
it bothered me t b h but i never confronted him for 3 years
when i left i just changed my fb relationship status

>>73738214
wish i could be banned from the outdoors

>>73738234

fuck off yank runt

no one gives a fuck about your meme politics

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>>(You)s are a commodity xDD
>sick of this meme

>>73738252
BURN

>>73738242
Just stop being so gay then lad

>>73738243

hello phimosis

>>73738215
>18
Que pases un día horroroso, cargado de lloros y malos momentos. Que no... que es broma. Solo pretendía ser original y seguro que nadie te había deseado un feliz cumpleaños de esta manera. ¡A divertirse!

>>>>>>what's the point of using these letters?

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syberia 3 releases in 2 days lads

>>73738224
be careful
>>73738234
I have just the browser extension to simulate what this reality would look like.

https://youtu.be/YoCLR_UNz2M

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I'VE GOT FRIENDS IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES

I KNOW WHAT THEY WANT

AND I KNOW THAT DON'T WANT ME TO STAY

>>73738279
wait, wrong one, this is the black one:
https://youtu.be/aRW0ISEOD3Q

finns are very silly people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2o_Mm95gWQ

Anyone up for a bit of early morning colonisation? I do fancy some fresh tea leaves.

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>>73738224
AAAAAAAAAA
Very highup

lmao I remember my first year of uni the tutor handed out a two page worksheet stapled together

an absolute qt grill behind me didn't get one so I ripped the second page off my worksheet and gave it her

realised my autism immediately and didn't dare turn around to see her reaction

was an absolute mong back then. perhaps I still am

>>73738322
already colonised your paki mum today lad

a ginger freckled twinkish next door kind of type flirted with me in tutorials
offered me a lolly once but i refused
since i was teaching the tutorial haha

>>73738350
Go drink your coffee silly yank

vaginas

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just done my daily dualingo lessons

on a 36 day streak

я oчeнь yмный чeлoвeк

Ed Sheeran is so big everywhere now

Why'd u do this shitain

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>>73738330
Farewell cell tower
I seek new adventures
Climbing to the top was V SCARE

clitoris

>>73738294
lol that's good stuff

>>73738392
ireland's fault

vulvas

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>>73738413
The hunt

>>73738403
It makes Buzzfeed etc. hilarious..
https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/racism-simulator-unclechang/

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/racism-simulator/dmjhkebiknajjcgfjcfaefladmonilah?hl=en

going to lunch

ah yes....it's a "mexico lists things he will never touch" episode...very impressive...

he hasn't seen that stuff in real life before LOL!

UTERUS

>>73738441
how about do some work you dopey twat

radiohead is so fucking overrated

>>73738458
your mum is an overrated shag

radios are so fucking overrated

hey, first post in this thread haha wewewew!!

>>73738469
ahh yes the your mum joke

fuck off jimmy carr

CERVIX

>>73738482
your mum is jimmy carr

>>73738485
niggerix

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A treasure trove

Where to go now?

OHHH those meatballs are coming back
gotta lie on mah side

>>73738495
>Where to go now?
up my arse

hymen

Raf Simons is on me bitch no hilfiger

ovaries

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>>73738507
Struggle
I am in the earth now

beto is learning about female anatomy

listening to EDM

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the mexican's favourite show

Fallopian tubes

is fatcam about these days?

Have you ever noticed...
that I'm not acting the way I used to do before?

>>73738582
oh FUCK OFF

Perineum

i am zezima

>>73738604
yeah, you didn't used to suck willies ya poof

might get a snack

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Mission: find water

>>73738650
no one cares you embarrassing runtoid

cut the 'rineum shaving again

did you guys know The vagina is self-cleansing and therefore usually does not need special hygiene.

>>73738663

at least there was no foreskin in the way lmao

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With my spear I will bring honour to my clan

>>73738645

two extra large double quarter pounder meals comin' up

>>73738713
NEED a gf that eats that for snacks

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>>73738713

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Deep in enemy territory now

Are you telling me yanks DON'T get phimosis??? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA

HAHHAHAHAAH
https://www.bustle.com/articles/62204-do-you-like-receiving-oral-11-women-share-their-feelings-about-cunnilingus

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>>73738696

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Stacey is our girl!

had sex many times and my willy sucked but I've never licked a pussy

i am cut too
i guess i can get a rich jewish gf

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HAR HAR HAR

>>73738792
Just tastes sweaty and metallic

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You're talking a stroll through a london park, when you see a group of young, respectable colored gentleman relaxing.

Upon passing, the alpha male of the group emerges and approaches you

>STATE YOUR NAME CUZ

how do you respond?

>>73738792
it's fun desu

>>73738820
a-anon innit

>>73738820
*hold a pretend mp5 machine gun*

da-da-da-da-da-da

*throws a pretend grenade*

hehe

|
|>
|3
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In the realverse now

wish this leaf would quit it

Wtf are u doing

alarm going off in 2 hours

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The promised land
Now I can get some water

>>73738792
Varies tbqh, generally salty and slightly sweet with a music to it. Though can be pretty nasty if the girl hasn't washed in a while or has hygiene/hormone issues.

Current gf's is very nice hehe

>>73738897
i'm sure it's the same neet runt who took some small amount of lsd or something last year and posted all night just photos of retarded shit from his "trip"

>the virgin shadow

ahh yes

more capeshit

will it ever end?

I hope this leaf gets mugged by one of Trudeau's finest

>>73738933
>>73738828
>>73738803
hmm...doesn't seem worth it 2bh

>>73738931
>>73738959
I realize too late that i have no money
Time to head home I guess for a drink

Can you alpha pirates tell me how does receiving a blowjob feels like

>>73738962
what's not worth it?

nothing better than having her suck your willy then you throw her onto the bed, go to town and then smas your willy in her

you should join los zetas then you can get a gf like the cartel girls on instagram

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>>73738820

I'm that smart-talking Canadian.

This is a fucking Normie general. You're the same as the losers that persecuted me in High School. Fuck you guys.

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>When poors buy luxury cars
L m a o

>>73738962
Is worth it if they're nice, as in their smell/taste is actually arousing.

>>73738979
>nothing better than having her suck your willy then you throw her onto the bed, go to town and then smas your willy in her
how about having her suck your willy then you throw her onto the bed, and then smas your willy in her without munching on her clam

>>73739003
this 2bh
gas the normies, chad war now

clunge

thai girl that i know what's to have sex with me but she's flat as a board and has a boys haircut

i know she's gotta be tight as fuck cause she's 5'0" at most but literally nothing about her turns me on

>>73738977
>tfw cut so it isn't all that spectacular

Good if she combines good hand action/pressure with the succ and is willing to carry on as you cum.

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The new underwear.

>>73739034
have a fucking whinge mate

>>73739034
Then the sex would probably be shit anyway, I'd avoid it.

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>>73739003
>smart
>coming to 4chan as a safe space

>>73739021
nah it's good fun but id only do it with girls i know

do canadians and australians call high school high school or do they have some autistic harry potter name for it like the brits do?

73739037
Wanna hit my mom and tell her she is a piece of shit

>>73739034
nothing worse than going soft before you can finish because she's not hot enough

being tight isn't going help

>good guitar work of the likes of Hendrix and Clapton will NEVER be considered mainstream in your life time

end it

>>73739059
high school or secondary school

but tbf a lot of people will just say school/student and it's implied by their age as to what school

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>Wanna hit my mom and tell her she is a piece of shit

just been unbanned

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>>73739003
You're a liar

So I'm supposed to believe that a white, educated, british male went to thailand, to earn significantly less than he could in his home country, simply because he "likes thailand"?

Hmmm yes, shan't be believing this

Una vela poster

>>73739076
fan of pop dance music here and i'm one of the reasons your fedoracore music has fallen out of favour

lick my taint

>>73739076
uhh

>>73739091
>earn significantly less

he gets paid what he would if he stayed in britain except now he has third world cost of living

winning move by thailad for sure

>>73739091
I unironically have a better quality of life than I would earning more in the UK

>>73739100
>>73739101
utter fucking runts

Thai chicANO

>>73739059
They use High School in Britain too.

In Britain they have a dozen different autitic names as well though, which they all put under the heading of "Secondary School"; College, Comprehensive, Public School (which are prestigious Private Schools), Grammar Schools, High School, Academies, et cetera.

In the rest of the world, High School is what we call them. Less autistic than 'Secondary School'.

>>73739115
>>73739117
>his little mutant children have to go in to one of the worst public education systems of all time
>country that has had 20+ military coups, people just voted to allow the military to allow them to overthrow any new government, most of them didn't even read what they voted for

Hmm yes, such high quality of life

>>73739119
>calling me a runt whilst not realizing the hendrix and clapton are massively fucking mainstream
rude

Did some seriously toxic trolling on Steam discussions but deleted all my comments in time. As a group admin myself now, I see now that administrators can undelete discussion comments.

Death to normies, freedom for /brit/

>>73739146
i mean apart of today's mainstream you dumb cunt

hence the >your lifetime

>>73739144
>thairunt
>reproducing
hahaha, argentina, you're alright

Una vela poster is angry

Wish I knew in high school that everything posted on Steam is indexed to the internet.

>>73739144
I don't have children and if I did they'd go to private schools. Also the politics doesn't affect me.

the windows 10 creators update more like the windows 10 fuckign shit twat update

>>73739150
it's still considered mainstream
fucking everybody knows about hendrix and clapton
that's like saying bob dylan isn't mainstream

>>73739144
>thinking people go there shag females
>thinking people go there shag females old enough to reproduce

>>73738270
hello

>>73739162
fortunately I took the "never use your real name on the internet" advice.

>>73739164
wen in india??

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>>73738331
underrated post

>>73739119
>not realizing there's dozens of metal guitarists out there right now who put hendrix and clapton to shame

it's you're own fault you're not listening to that music

>>73739167
you know what i meant

>>73739175
When I was in high school three years ago this 90s advice had utterly disappeared. You see European people on Youtube posting far-right racist comments and people using Pornhub like social media, real names and all.

Green letters

>>73738458
radiohead are*

>>73739205
guaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarogorogorogoarogaorgoaorgoraoghorahgorhoarhoorororororoorororoo WILIWLWILILILILILILILLILI DAWWWWOOWOWOWOWOOWOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW GWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG DUGGA DA DUGGA DA GUGA CRRRRRRRRRRAAAAUOM
t. every metal song ever

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A new renaissance
Still thirsty AF but want to explore more

>>73739220
hmmm

>>73739140
Another FYI for the Brits here. A good portion of Yankisms are just British phrases that died out, were regional, or have become obscure.

That's what happens when English settlers take over a new continent and develop parallel from the seed-country.

>>73739163
>tuition fee for private elementary school in bangkok : 800,000 baht/year

If you can afford this, you could have a high quality of life in the UK. Explain the real reason for being in thailand, you can't fool me

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I have enhanced my tendies

>>73739241
yellow fever clearly

ah yes That obscure guitarist Jimi Henrick. Very impressive

Una vela poster wish he was white

>>73739213
The concern was out of something completely different to indexing, parents and teachers were paranoid about nonces or something but still, sound advice.

did 700 words last night

>>73739252
wtf is that shit all over it?

never even enter my proper birthdate let alone my real name

>>73739206
>tfw 60's runts don't play this on their iGramophones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHp3Jx9im7Q

>>73739255
you runtoids are arguing over semantics

what i MEANT was NOT A PART OF TODAY'S FUCKING TOP 100 ON ITUNES/SPOTIFY/THE RADIO

That's the definition of "mainstream" literally everyone uses outside of runtville, anyway.

Listening to this this really obscure 90s band. Wish more people knew about this David Bowie.

>>73739261
Gonna have to do the same plus referencing.

musical elitism is pathetic

I'm genuinely going to change my name eventually to escape my online presence one day.

>>73739290
same but because I have chechen name from my dads side of the family

I like music too

>>73739266
Melted parmesan cheese. I put a few slices over the tendie before microwaving it.

>>73739241
You should check out Bangkok. Memes aside it's really a very nice place to live. Tell me somewhere better in the UK.

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>>73739227
A monument to my deeds

>>73739301
London

>>73739285
still got 5000 left

>>73739303
So, how much would it cost me to live right near the underground in a massive flat with a swimming pool etc. in London? Oh yeah, I'd need to be a literal billionaire. Yet that's my life here.

>>73739308
Just put in five pictures because pictures tell a thousand words

>>73739301
too hot innit

>>73739300
sounds good actually

do you Aussies ever use ranch on anything?

Why is the leaf posting creepy pics

>>73739319
It doesn't bother you after a while. Personally prefer hot to cold anyway. Detested scraping ice/frost off the windshield at 7.30am before work.

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Are god who arte in heaven

Should I go in???

>>73739318
ahh had a teacher who used that phrase and we would say that joke in year 8

>>73739316
yeah but chinks are the majority

>microwaving your tendies
why yes, i do enjoy soggy chewy giblets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S652aa_kXjY

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>Personally prefer hot to cold anyway
noo

>>73739290
>>73739294
I wish changing my name would be the end of it, but I come from an ethnicity that's 99% Muslim and everyone with my bone structure is Muslim. Changing my name will never change people's perception of me as being "Muslimy".

My only hope is being an outspoken Atheist and prove people of my ethnicity aren't always Muslim.

The Muslims have co-opted my bone structure. Goddamn. That's some next-level conquestitorial shit right there. They own my ass.

would like to move abroad but I don't think I could stand living anywhere else besides england

>>73739358
>wanting crispy tendies 40 minutes later
absolute runt

>>73739329
ranch is uniquely american

they sell it and dominos and i buy it to get over the minimum delivery amount. Tasted it for the first time ever last week. I've always asked yanks on /int/ if it tastes sort of like a less eggy garlicy chivey mayo and they've said no but that's exactly what it tasted like to me.

>>73739355
They're lovely people though. Don't wrong, I love English people but they're far more ..chip on shoulder by contrast.

>>73739365
literally move to tasmania

apparently it's a shitload like england

>>73739365
just move here or new zealand depending on what climate you prefer

>>73739368
>crispy
>bad
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuh

He loves britain, but doesn't live there

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Yessss

would unironically prefer to live in thailand as well

the UK looks so depressing

>>73739373
Pretty much spot on, I don't think I could describe it better if I tried. Never thought about explaining the taste of ranch tho

beto why don't you try to get a gf?

>>73739401
>the UK looks so depressing
it is but I like it that way

>>73739401
yeah don't think i'd ever want to live there desu

america looks sunny enough for me to like though

check out my band's new song x

we're spreading the message of equality and being proud of who YOU are :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndlt_SjsZqI

>>73739401
i prefer cloudy and rainy

>>73739430
melbourne?

>>73739427
is there a term for that whiny uber-yank-accented voice that pop punk singers always have

May as well come out and say it, I'm the one dubbed "schizo Somali". I'm not actually Schizophrenic, just heavily repressed and disturbed.

I don't think I can ever get away with looking not-Muslimy. And a once-a-Muslim being not-a-Muslim is the sort of thing that makes you a target.

The non-Muslim Somalis I can think of are Ayaan Hirsi Ali, and a small number of Christians (1,000) that were in Mogadishu, and they all have people trying to kill them.

That's why I want to move somewhere without Muslims and be a flagrant Atheist.

dont reply to it

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Hehehe

>>73739439
no, 'bane
i just don't like summer or spring

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>That's why I want to move somewhere without Muslims and be a flagrant Atheist.

>>73739193

thanks lad needed a (You)

>>73738243
commit a crime then

>>73739449
no but I've noticed that even a lot of British and Australian singers in the same genre sound the same way but only when they sing

>>73739439
wanna swap cities? i fucking hate winter here, it's too cold

opened curtains and now theres lots of natural light
horid little light

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>>73739463
HAHAHA

>>73739451

whats your first name lad

>>73739468
hahaha fuck how do you live here in brisbane when you hate sunny and warm

>>73739490
second (You) meant for >>73739468

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> you don't want people to kill you for thinking the wrong thought
> that's so cringy XD lol

>>73739512
cause i was born here and id rather be neet

>>73739511
Unironically, Rashiid.

>>73739544
rasheed

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>why does your dick look like that?
>i'm a bit scared to touch it! why is it wearing a hoodie?

>atheism is cool counter culture for muslims

pretty mental to think about every edgy 13 year old's ideology is what signifies an independent thinker amongst diaspora muslims

>>73739572
dark brown eyes are woat

Has this Canadian lad broken into an office?

>>73739583
atheism is only edgy in yankland

>>73739598
and private schools where R.E is compulsory up until year 10

what a nice place this becomes when there's no cricket on

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>>73739585
what you sayin' 'bout brown eyes?

>>73739583
>atheism is cool
Literally the most despised thing among Muslims.
>counter culture for muslims
Being a Jihadi is counter culture for Muslim youth.

My being is very uncool and while it's counter (to Islam), it's not culture.

That's like saying being Anti-Kim is counter culture in North Korea. It's counter culture if you'd like to join the culture of missing your head.

>>73739463
fucking hell what are those things on your feet. Looks like a dogs chew toy

>>73739615
we did r.e. until year 12 but belief was still rare

Atheism is for fools

>>73739651
>he did RE all the way to year 12

seriously? did it count towards your ATAR or whatever it's called in your meme state?

we always used to bully the kids who tried to act edgy in front of the R.E teacher even though we were all non-believers ourselves.

why does /brit/ attract so many attention whore shitskins
poleaboo, the puerto rican, the mexican, algerian, the ehteopian, and now this one

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Now I must escape

>>73739676
Mexicans are white

>>73739676
there was legitimately a black american girl that posted in here for at least 6 mo.

Aussie rorke is here

>>73739673
no it didn't count, same as the non-elective p.e.

Thinking about moving to Australia. Found a nice 2bd for let in Davoren Park, very affordable too. Is that a decent place to live? What's the nightlife like?

>>73739648
its been a rough journey so far

>>73739692
don't care

>>73739716
fuck off you fat ugly cunt

>>73739723
>don't ca-

*walks away and talks to somebody else*

>>73739665
Yes. Because a man in a cave having an angle whisper in his ear, and another man in a cave floating up to heaven, and a man on a heaven meeting God in a burning bush, are so much less silly.

I acknowledge the cringiness of radical Atheism, but every human point of view is subject to absurdity. The reason there's a culture on the internet of bashing Atheists it's because the internet is full of self-loathing post-Atheists who live Godless lives but defend Theism.

>>73739737
fuckin fite me cunt

filter the tripfag

>>73739756
sorry don't fight cunts who are in the heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavy heavyweight range

>>73739716
>Davoren Park

why do you assume we all know about some shitty Adelaide suburb? Don't think i've ever met an Adelaide poster on /int/

Also just went on street view, it looks like a shithole.

Wtf i am not a catholic anymore

>>73739768
sorry we can't all be skinny methheads like you, mate

>>73739747
A man on a hill
>>73739676
Been on /int/ since 2013. Some days I'm posting one ridiculous point of view as if it were sincere opinion, other days I'm posting another ridiculous point of view as if it were sincere opinion. What you're seeing now is the tortured man behind the mask.

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>>73739682
made it home safe and cosy
good night travellers

>>73739790
*microwaves the meth*
here you go lad

>>73739793
you are a sub 80 IQ shitskin, no one gives a shit what you think because you are incapable of knowledge beyond 'ooga booga fire hot'

wearing my dressing gown tied around my waist with the sleeves hanging down and have on a mismatching pair of socks

this farcial visage informs all those who witness it that i have an eccentric personality

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>>73739797
looking over my pictures
I liked this the best

front teeth becoming increasingly crooked

ar0000000000000000000000000000000

>>73739793
Don't even give a shit about racism anymore. I hate everything. I hate what I am most of all, and the best use of my life would be blowing up a mosque.

>>73739829
reported to the mounties.

by the time i got my braces off i had already given up on dating

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>>73739829
>and the best use of my life would be blowing up a mosque.

>>73739829
no
blow up an office of some sort instead
or a factory

hate shagging with condoms might as well be wanking

i'm 22 years old and still a virgin

>>73739850
browsers used to look so ugly

>>73739874
i'll be 23 on thursday, and still a virgin

I am 33 and AM a kissles hahahahahaha

>>73739829
it's just banter lad
why don't you move out of muslim town if you hate them so much
even if you have to be homeless, then you can get bennies

>>73739783
you should become a priest then you don't have to worry about being a virgin

>>73739878
we'll say the same about today's browsers in 10 years 2bh

>>73739883
i turned 23 two months ago and im still handholdless

>kissles
alri

Ah yes feels good staying up all night to prepare a speech LOL!

>>73739894
i already say it about chrome desu
those diagonal tab edges are ugh

farted a lot last night

he's not really 33 he said before he was born sometime during the clinton administration

probably isn't a virgin either

>>73739838
>>73739850
>>73739853
I've been tipped to the FBI before by the 'Chon. Got shit scared and thought I'd be arrested because some fuckwit took my Jihadi RP seriously.

Maybe they have me on file somewhere. I wonder how they'll react when the same IP posted about bombing Ottawa for ISIS, and blowing up a mosque because he's a self-hating Somali. Genuinely curious.

I am gonna die virgin hahaha

lost my virginity when i was 21 to a coalburner and then proceeded to date her for 4 years

JUST

>>73739930
literally don't even take notice of it

>>73739895
>handholdless

i've danced with a few girls, does that count? one time this girl came up to me and held out her hands, looking me in the eyes. she was so pretty. like the kind of pretty that gives your heart a boner. a heart-on.

anyways, so i took her hand and started dancing. and then that's when i noticed she had a fucking ring on. my thoughts of feeling up some titties were over. now what i wanted to do at that point was push her down and run away, but i just ended up keeping some distance until the end of the song and then made a b-line out the door. worst part was i'm 99% sure her fiancee/husband was behind us at a table, cause she kept looking back and motioning at somebody.

why the fuck would anybody do that. i'm just a fucking inexperienced 22 year old kissless virgin, i don't need to be placed in that kind of situation. fuck bitches, man.

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73739930

>mfw when a white girl dates a nigger

have a sneaking suspicion this 'somali' is actually just a shitposting leaf

why don't you go out and meet someone if you're still a virgin?

>>73739980
wow what a truly tough conclusion to arrive at

>>73739980
:^)))))))))

i genuinely despise niggers

AMA

>>73739969
no platonic ballroom dancing doesn't count

73739969
Ahahahahahhhhah god hahhahah i am laughing irl

>>73739984
>why don't you go out and meet someone if you're still a virgin?

i've met lots of girls. problem is i have cripplingly low self esteem.

>>73740000
so?

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>>73739986
>>73739992
do NOT bully me, otherwise i'll post even more fat girls

>>73739917
agreed. flat design is the in thing and google should get with it.

maybe i'm a bit autistic too

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reminder

Hahahahahaha

>>73740073
me at the FAR left

>>73740073
me in the middle

>>73740073
me on the right

going to go do a poo, I shall keep you all updated

wish me and my bumhole good luck

>>73740090
>>73740097
>>73740108
good posts

quite chilly today

>>73739980
If that were the case, that would be a truly talented shitposter. But sadly, it's not.
> when your suffering is too difficult to believe even for 4chan
:DDDDDD
>>73739992
Good one. I like leafposters. Although I will never be an ethnic Leafistani, living in your country has taught me to appreciate the subtle art of canada-posting.

>>73740130
Shut the fuck up faggot

>>73740150
>>73740150
>>73740150

>>73739995
>no platonic ballroom dancing doesn't count

ah :( a girl hugged me once, it was a side-hug but that still counts.

>>73740004

so i can meet 1,000 girls some of which might even be interested in me but chances are i'll never lay any of them because i'm too scared of being "that creepy guy" who misreads situations. i just assume nobody is interested in me.

>>73740114
poopdate: came out, was a bit sloppy but in a satisfying way