/Dixie/- Southern US and friends

First for north carolina os best carolina.

where are her nipples????

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Third for North Carolina

>>73736581
the magic of photoshop
didn't realize this general was a thing. When did we secede?

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>>73736542

6th for Tennessee

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>>73736607
>>73736600
please ignore anime posters

Since when dixies have their own general?
Anyways, I like it, I've got some online friends on batton rouge and they are pretty cool guys.

Since when does Mexico post here, and since when are we a goddamn porn thread?

>>73736542
Why is there a Mexican starting a dixie general?

Vuelve al rancho, masiosare.

>>73736661
Because he beat us to the punch

>namefag asking for quality control on who posts here
look first to the log in your own eye

Mexico is honorary /dixie/

>>73736678
I made several of the recent ones, figured I'd give others a shot.

>>73736563
>His Carolina doesn't have Charleston

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>>73736661
dont you enjoy the beauty of a woman body?

>>73736680
>muh namefags in generals
Fuck off bud

whats the name of that country song by that singer who takes his friends down to the lake and has a great time driving a clapped out old muscle car

it's fairly new and ive been looking for it for months

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQPjKSVe1tQ

>>73736588
>there are people, on this very board, who will never know the taste of a Bojangles chicken biscuit
Pretty sad desu.

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>>73736706
>>73736682
>>73736680
>>73736678
>>73736663
>>73736661
>>73736649
>>73736542

>>73736718
If I wanna jack off I'll go look at porn Tumblrs or some shit.

>>73736735
>the buttery salty top best eaten upside down
>the cajun salted fried
>the flawless sweet tea

i miss NC sometimes

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>>73736737
>we'd end up being even browner than we are now

>>73736741
not necesary jack off m8, just admire and discuss whatever, nothing to fap about, i cant even get an erection watching images

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>>73736789
but they are your people iberian

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>literal 10/10 gf
>cheat on her

he did the right thing m8s?

>>73736806
They mixed and I didn't

Me >>>> them

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>>73736798
Speaking of discussions involving arousing images, thoughts?

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>>73736829
so the hint of moor hasn't been diluted by indio blood

>tfw irish scottish welsh mongrel

i am thoroughly of the south

>>73736837
A very popular leader of the left but he lost some support due to his actions after losing the 2006 elections and then his continuous need to run for president, i dont personally like him 2bh

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>>73736981

>>73736826
Cheating is plain degeneration, it is disgusting.
But you need a special kind of asshole to cheat on that sexy babe.

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>>73736542
I am part of the New Meme™ distribution team.

>>73737117
…clip art of a pig and a chili pepper? 1/10.

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>>73736588
Damn i wish they had one in my state. I stopped by the one in Florence, Chicken was nice and spicy, and the biscuits we're great. Its my second favorite chicken place, after raising canes. Little Rock needs either one of these.

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>>73737163
So fucking mad rn

The best chicken place around here is fucking Popeyes

>>73737281
No Chick-Fil-A?

Also, Popeye's was apparently bought by https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Restaurant_Brands_International this recently.

>>73737373
We have Chick-fil-A but they aren't that great

>>73737281
At least we have Zaxby's. The Popeye's in Cabot isn't very good.

>>73737464
I've never eaten at Zaxby's :/

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>>73737497
How have you've never tried Zaxby's at this point? They're everywhere in this state it seems like. If you ever go, get either the wings & things, or the chicken finger plate. Those two plates are the best things they sell, and overall are good when it comes to chicken.

>>73737643
>How have you've never tried Zaxby's at this point?
idk

Maybe I'll go this weekend

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Wish the Bongs would post more

think we need to gas the fatties tbqh

is florida south or not?

>>73738130
The northern part is

>>73738130
Northern Florida is much more Dixie than southern Florida.

Why does the South still have a general now? We speak the same language as Yankees and the accents of the country have merged together in the last couple of decades, and even worse, the only discussions for /dixie/ have either been about the Civil War or fast food.

>>73738182
It's not all about language and accents. Dixie still has a distinct, modern-day culture. The semi-rural town I live in here is a hell of a lot different than a town in semi-rural Wisconsin.

>>73738182
Because /cum/ is shit

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>>73738361
>>73739139
>>73740376
You alright there, bud?

>>73740376
I'm here, don't worry.

>>73740925
>sims
Maaaan. Been a long time since I played one of those.

>>73740925
Trying to keep /dixie/ alive while everyone else is in bed

Good morning y'all

>>73740925
I dont know why but this really wanted me to play rollercoaster tycoon

>>73741085
Morning bud

>>73741038
I ain't in bed, won't be for a few more hours.

Bumperino

Bumps

If heaven ain't a lot like dixie
I don't want to go
if heaven ain't a lot like dixie
I just assume stay home

>>73745758
>I just assume stay home
"I'd just as soon". Think about it. What's your version supposed to mean?

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>>73736737
sorry bud we already divided it up

>>73747182
What're we gonna do with Cuba, square dance to salsa music?

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>>73747182
the circle must be whole, we demand the northern coasts of columbia and venezuela

>>73747408
cigars and rum senpai

*razes into the thread*

>>73747182
>splitting the panama canal in half

>>73736542
send help

>>73747788
EYO
Y
O

>>73740925

>49 million simoleons

goldenkek.jpg

>>73736542
need her name m8

>>73747973
No one ever said that Californians are smart

thread theme

https://youtu.be/keOfqI1A-2w

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Morning /dixie/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gX1EP6mG-E

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>>73750215
morning

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>>73750215
Morning bud

https://youtu.be/3kQdWj3VZ_s

what's the southern equivalent of "lads" in the context of "what's going on lads?"

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>>73750215
>wagon wheel
mmm yes
good song tho

>>73750582
Guys maybe

>>73750582
y'all

t. knower

https://youtu.be/AJOIqmlI65Y?t=1m49s
Me

>>73750931
which one?

>>73750972
Guy at 1:49

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>>73751016
hmm
not exactly white then i presume?

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>>73751080

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>>73751138
nice

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>>73750738
>>73750787
thank you kindly

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What can we do to save the South buds

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Should I go to Dixie if I want to screw a black girl?

>>73751589
There's this continent called Africa, it's full of the cunts.
Go there

>>73751589
You'd probably be better off going to New York

>be dixie
>lose civil war

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>>73751801
We'll get em in the next one

>>73751765
Why though?

>>73752096
Because the blacks in Atlanta have HIV

the thing i always wonder about the south is why you don't like blacks

surely the best parts of southern culture such as music and cooking are as a result of anglo/celtic american settler culture infused with african influences

>>73752169
Because most of them are niggers. None of us hate the decent blacks

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How's the cotton picking going?

Floridian on vacation here.
How is your guys day going?

>>73752169
Underlying social historical divisions and the often exploitative nature of southern elites to basically tell white trash "at least ya'll ain't slaves". Thus a cycle of violence has been the norm up into the 20th and arguably 21st century.

In my home state, the city of Wilmington, NC had a thriving black community during reconstruction but many jealous whites got pissed off by their growing political power and basically burned large parts of the city.

Now, I would argue that to some extent the south is slightly more mixed as opposed to the north where neighborhoods remain strictly separated between race/ethnicity.

Yesterday I learned that I'll have to spend six months in Mississippi. What should I expect and can I eat a gator?

>>73752914
>What should I expect and can I eat a gator?
Depends on where you're staying. Why do you have to go to Mississippi?

>>73752973
Joint training.

>>73752914
Heh, enjoy that. I'm from the South but even I have a limit on how deep I go. On a positive note, Mississippi has a rich history of novelists so it might be worth reading some books and visiting some of the sights in Oxford, Mississippi.

>>73753160
Oh. Well it's hot as hell, so enjoy

>>73753165
The wiki page for authors from Mississipi is pretty big but I've only read a bit of Faulkner.
Who else should I check out?

>>73753311
Tennessee Williams

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>>73753311
>tfw have two Faulkner books but haven't read any

>>73753547
Allright, thanks.

>>73753609
Get on it, hes awesome.

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Bump for the glory of the South. This thread shall rise again.

how many of y'all are living on daddy's farm?

>>73754899
It's not really a farm but we own a few pigs

>>73754938
do you chop 'em up and sell the meat?

>>73755036
We chop them up and eat the meat

>>73755069
good lad

How do I get a southern gf?

>>73751409
HDI is a bad meme propagated by industrialists who seek to destroy the South and forever end its agrarian traditions

Can i become a Dixie?

>>73755452
No

>>73755519
Why not?

I am basicly a dixie to swedes, i talk like a hick and i live out in the country.

>>73755638
Because you'll want to make the South like E*rope

>>73755452
sure if you assimilate

Is oklahoma dixie?

are Southerners white?

>>73755726
The eastern half is

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>>73755638
tell me about the Raggare

>>73755672
Not really, i wanna leave Sweden because you aren't allowed to be a man here, you are expected to be a pussy whipped ass licker.

A man needs freedom, freedom to fight, freedom to ride.

>>73755702
Thanks buddy.

>>73755833
>Swedish and Confederate flags
>US Army surplus
>that car
y tho

>>73738130
>Is Florida Southern?
Yes.

https://youtu.be/7Qro_Gn7Gdg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdzSdv0yrJU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaDpP4lCiLE

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>>73756266
that pig sounds like it's enjoying itself

>>73750582
"Boys"

There's a perfect example of it used here a couple times within the first minute of this video of a fan favorite correspondent from North Carolina calling into a podcast I like. Dude's fucking hilarious, I recommend listening to his whole call.

https://youtu.be/vnvDh_qhrRA

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>>73756713

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>>73756713
>have y'all ever had your dick sucked from the back?

https://twitter.com/RealWarAnalyst/status/854303959909060612

*spits tobacco in a can*

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>>73756713
>Check this shit, have any of yall had your dick sucked from the back?

>Hell ah took that bitch to Super 8, ah think ah told you Teebo, you know ah fucked that bitch in the butt, and hell ah was usin' KY and everything in the shower like a dumbass tryna fuck a bitch in the ass in that shower and you know that water dries up her goddamn thing out

*puts willy in the palm of my hand and tightens grip*
oh my
*moves hand up and down*
hnnnngg