Empire of the Stars edition
>>73736140
usa
>tfw no Kathryn gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I
quite like primus
>>73736140
God damn commies
>>73736161
>A new vision for Labour
>A new vision for Britain
>A new vision for Europe
mental to think the only thing between us and america is sea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NjTWvl8x-U
it was predestined
>>73736184
>>73736170
swim over for dinner mate hahah
every nigga out there wanna be down with the crew
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
*sinks into a slumber*
>>73736176
still howl at this
>>73736164
LOL
>>73736203
good
just did a very hard poo
reckon i've got 5 new anal fissures now
always enjoy /brit/ more when the actual Brits fuck off and go to bed
R Ed
>>73736241
foy
>>73736249
Business idea: have a wank
what browser does /brit/ use?
BASH
im so fuckin sick and tired of the photoshop
show me somethin natural like ass with some stretch marks
>>73736276
chrome because I don't frankly care
He was quite fit i might add, just slightly thicc, made his bum hnnnng.
Adorable soft body hair too.
>>73736276
i unironically use maxthon
>>73736293
this
>>73736276
Honestly didn't know there was more than 4 browsers
>>73736277
the
FASH
(ah-ha!)
SAVIOUR OF THE UNIVERSE
>>73736276
wtf firefox always lags over time
>>73736164
We won the space race (^:
>>73736277
>>73736293
>chrome
>>73736308
>>73736331
THAILAD
>>73736311
EU per chance?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UVBLWlVI3DQ
>>73736348
poo haha
>>73736140
is it reaaaaal now
Honestly I'm pro-EU but support an independent UK
really never considered the UK properly European
>>73736332
there is literally nothing wrong with aspartame
>>73736360
Is she still getting a dicking in prison or is she out yet?
>>73736360
need her to stick her arse in me face
yingluck? more like yingfuckoff
thailad?
more like fuck off
>>73736374
>there is literally nothing wrong with aspartame
thailad?
more like fucksguyslad
>>73736379
Pretty sure she's never been prison.
>>73736417
would
>>73736374
he doesn't have any arguments against aspartame so he just posts fat people, implying aspartame makes you fat
canadians are truly the worst posters
thairad!
don't hate women honestly
>>73736408
alright so what is her current situation? does she still pretend to hold power or something?
>>73736283
state of this fucking leaf
>>73736423
>>73736425
>inherently stupid yank fervently defending aspertame
argument enough
>>73736426
>>73736447
your first day on 4chan?
>don't hate women honestly
>>73736429
me either 2bh
quite wish they felt the same about me HAHA
>>73736456
keep on with the ad hominems, still doesn't make aspartame unhealthy
>>73736472
I don't like the kind of women who like me
>>73736440
She was ousted as PM and now faces charges on corruption or something similar. She's awaiting a court date which will probably take years and if there's any chance she'll get convicted she'll just flee the country like her brother did.
since getting my fit vietnamese gf i've become a proponent of indochinese gfs
>>73736484
sorry mate, but you've lost this round
enjoy your cancer
>>73736465
no as in he used a stale pasta you cretin
never reply to me again you snowdribble
business idea: suicide booths
>>73736507
[citation needed]
>>73736496
tell us of your deeds
I'm heading to Vietnam soon and need to know
thailad what are your pc specs
>>73736492
>you live in this country
thailad what are your penis specs
>>73736492
think you might enjoy this article
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/04/17/dianne-feinstein-heckled-at-town-hall-for-not-being-left-wing-enough/
appears as though leftists are intent on ensuring the democrats continue to lose for the forseeable future
>>73736549
ugly bint
>>73736541
He has an Alienware laptop
>>73736456
My doctor told me I had autism, I told him what wikipedia told me; I'm enlightened.
hate: wogs
love: pints
testing the aul proxy
>>73736540
live in part of the country where lots of vietnamese live and met her through my flatmate who is also a vietnamese girl
they're both born and raised here though
>>73736566
screaming if he actually does
thaibad
>>73736559
How ARE yanks allowed to post here?
>>73736585
fantastic post
hate: women
love: traps
NOT gay, just don't like women
> can is cold
> outside is cold
Why do people romanticise drinking outside? You may as well dump your hand into a bucket of ice.
And before you say "that's only because you live in Coldistan". It's the fucking Normies I work with who pretend a cold beer on the patio is some sort of experience. It's an experience in Hypothermia you retards. Fucking stupid cunts.
>>73736277
THE
>>73736555
thailad? more like thainonce
>>73736541
i5, 8GB Ram, primary SSD, GTX 950.
>>73736557
I'll do a look
>>73736566
how dear you
>>73736648
>i5, 8GB Ram, primary SSD, GTX 950.
POOR LAD
>>73736585
hate foreners in general 2bh
>>73736648
>GTX 950
Dirty peasant
thailad? more like thailadyboy
How do I get the cum off of my sister's panties? This is very important.
>>73736681
set fire to all of her clothes
testing
>>73736648
SAD
I got a Chinkpad for 300$ with i7, 12gb RAM, SSD, and Nividia graphics cars (cant remember which one)
Hate pints, Hate football, Hate the poor, Hate racists, Hate Tesco. NOT a tory, just don't like them chavs simple as.
Love French champagne
>>73736657
>>73736673
There's literally no point in having an overkill rig. I don't play churned out "AAA" games or anything. My GPU is suited to my needs.
>>73736728
Aaaahhhh the french champagne
great-great grandmum who was from Cornwall
>>73736728
>the new yorker
would be fine if its entire readership were cast into the lake of fire
>>73736691
I'm gonna knock you out with my swollen frost-bitten hand when I find you.
>>73736746
and your da was from Mexico
>>73736746
>great-great
>still a photograph
>>73736756
akshutualiy my paternal ancestry came from a village near Heidelberg, Germany. probably
>>73736704
yet if you sat and used my computer, you'd probably trade in a heartbeat.
>>73736751
there aren't many good literary journals anymore
probably because literature is dying
if you don't have a rum and milk on anzac day then you need to fuck off
>>73736791
I doubt it
love my PC even if Linux shits itself
>>73736793
literature is a spook
good job falling for it
>>73736613
>one monitor
casual af
saying "i5" and "i7" doesn't mean anything. there are i5 processors that are faster than i7 processors
>best /brit/ thread in a good long time
>it's made by a Canadian
No wonder. /NA/ paves the road for quality yet again.
night lads
anyone wanna tuck me in?
>>73736820
Nobody knows the generational names though so it's pointless.
>>73736811
>literature is a spook
>>73736839
yeah
*pinches your bum while I tuck you in*
>>73736844
i do
>>73736827
I am a Triton among the minnows of /brit/ desu
>>73736728
All Champagne is French, from Champagne province in France (named for the city of Champagne).
Champenoise, or Champagne-style sparkling wine, describes wines made outside of France mimicing the Champagne style.
Someone who reads the New Yorker would know this and be extremely pedantic about it.
*remembers something awkward that happened a decade ago*
*quickly finishes the rest of my beer to quell the nausea*
if i want to get a ssd for my lappy thailad do i just bring it into the shop and they'll do it for me
>>73736859
fuck off desu (and yes I spelt out d e s u)
>>73736768
well she was born in 1868 and cameras had been around a while then. that pic in particular was taken in the mid-1940s.
this is my great-great-great grandma, born 1824. i'm gonna assume this picture was taken near or after her death in 1908 just judging by how old af she looks
wish i was one of the super hackers who works for the nsa
>>73736869
I KNOW this feel
fuck, I just remember this one time I gave this girl I liked a cheeky wink and a nod in biology, and EVERYONE noticed
tbf, it did turn out she also liked me
>>73736859
see >>73736882
you should fuck off desu no frenchfags allowed in these threads
>>73736886
would cockslap that fit slag all night
>>73736856
I don't even remember which mine is but it's about a 2015 build.
>>73736870
If Ireland is anything like the UK, yes but they'll charge you. Also make sure they clone the old one to it and not just stick it in and pat you head and send you on your way.
>>73736886
any nudes
drinking some French Champagne (from California)
>>73736277
ANYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH US
>>73736915
ireland is NOTHING like the uk
>>73736896
>she also liked me
alri chad
>>73736904
FUCK OFF THAT'S ME NAN YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!
mad max is pure kino desu
>>73736944
noted.
>>73736944
yeah it's full of poverty and spouse abuse
>>73736882
The character you were trying to portray is inaccurate. The anti-chav (an eccentric posho) would never say "French Champagne".
Fallout 1/2 is post-apoc kino
>>73736901
Not French. Just know 'bout Champagne. Simple as.
>>73736968
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA STOP
>>73736944
We know, FAR LESS white people.
Heck, there's about 10 actual humans in Ireland in total
how do I get canadians to stop posting here? I've tried everything
if i tracked down a descendant from the family of the bitch my great-great-great-great granddad married, and (if she was hot) banged her, would that be weird?
>>73736983
Yeah man I'm not a faggot, but I certainly know 'bout the fact that you're a flaming faggot
>>73736990
>>73736990
GOOD post
>that feeling when you will never have possession of an Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio
YOU JUST KNOW
i-is this true lads?
>>73737023
>Alfa Romeo Giulia Quadrifoglio
ugly af
>>73737029
unironically yes
>>73737029
sounds about right
Canada is the tortured genius of /int/. The other nationalities don't understand just how incredibly brilliant are posts actually are. We're playing 3D chess, and you're all playing checkers.
>>73737038
>>73737044
>tfw a girl used to text me with like 4 y's
>/brit/ convinced me that i was friendzoned
>gave up
canada is as reddit as it gets
Have a good idea for a browser extension but I doubt it will ever catch on enough to be worth the development time.
canada is reddit: the country
>tfw you will never how a foursome with the andrew sisters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=888MZ3yW0Ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJZTRqQ1Xw
The average Canadian is a genius compared to a brit or a yank. You people are below us.
>>73737052
ouch
>>73737093
do tell
remembering the time in school when my mate walked in on me shagging his nan. thinking back on it i realize how traumatizing it must have been for him. hope he's doing alright, last i heard he was a janitor on 4chan
>The average Canadian is a genius compared to a brit or a yank. You people are below us.
>>73736886
>you have pics of family members born damn near 200 years ago
>while i don't even know my maternal grandparents name
Broken families, man...
>>73737115
I normally would but I think this is like the best original thought I've had in some time and I don't want it to be nicked.
>>73737134
just start looking up census records and shit, if it's available.
>>73737128
/r/ing that pic of the eagle-goose fight in water (our home turf)
>>73737154
cockhead
you aren't going to do it anyway
>>73737173
>you aren't going to do it anyway
If I was sure of that i'd tell you in a heartbeat.
might try to have sex soon
Eating pizza and drinking beer in my hotel bed lads
Who else naughty here?
>>73737191
*rapes you*
there you go
>>73737134
>while i don't even know my maternal grandparents name
iktf
I don't know much about my Mom's family. her dad walked out on them. iirc i was able to get back to her dad's dad's name, but that was pretty much it. after she passed away i found out he remarried and had other children, and i just feel so bad cause she had half-siblings she never got to meet :(((
have a perfect utopian political theory in minds
can't tell though though because it will ruin my chances of being galactic emperor
>>73737216
wish i could, but i can't drink alcohol for three more weeks because of a test of my liver functions
morning lads
>>73737245
grim
night lads
>>73737249
have a nice day at work, wagie
>drinks two beers
>gets liver failure
t. yank
bought the gf a malt
>>73737249
Ummm I think you mean good night
>>73737276
i hope not. it's either because i had gotten drunk the night before i took the first test and so it skewed the results, or it's the hepatitis-C infected blood i was exposed to in November. but i don't think it's the second one cause i've been tested twice for hepc and both time it was non-reactive
Reminder that blind or deaf gays exist and you'll never have a bf.
>>73737276
what's supposed to be wrong with the town in the pic?
>budweiser is the most popular beer in canada
huh... doesn't look like cucknadians can make fun of our alcohol now
>>73737285
>tfw you will never be a teenager on a date in the 1950s
also
>tfw you fucked up and never went on a date when you were a teenager
>tfw you still haven't ever gone on a date
>>73737276
>2.65$ per gallon
:)))))))))))
>>73737320
>bud-lite is the most popular beer in America
you can not win
>>73737326
>>tfw you fucked up and never went on a date when you were a teenager
>>tfw you still haven't ever gone on a date
delet
>>73737349
>as if budweiser is any better
canada is no different from us in terms of alcohol. maybe quebec
want to genocide whoever first introduced stick bugs to the US. i fucking hate these things i want them all to fucking die
>>73737405
>stick bugs
whoops meant to write stink bugs
>>73737320
>budweiser
>bud-lite
have never had so much as a sip of these things
>>73737276
unironically where i live
>>73737412
>smelly insects
ayyy
>>73737412
that was me, sorry
>>73737423
based
"To lead a better life, I need my love to be here" - Siddartha Gotama Buddha
INCREDIBLY DRUNK
going on a little bit of an adventure [[[outside]]]
haven't been in a good while now
sometimes i think it would be best to never have been born
>>73737480
>'if
'uck 'ff
>>73737495
watch out for meese
>The brown marmorated stink bug was accidentally introduced into the United States from China or Japan.
>It is believed to have hitched a ride as a stowaway in packing crates or on various types of machinery.
>The first documented specimen was collected in Allentown, Pennsylvania, in September 1998.
>By 2009, this agricultural pest had reached Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, Kentucky, Ohio, Illinois, and Oregon.
>As of November 2011 it has spread to 34 U.S. states and by 2012 to 40 and showed an increase of 60% in total numbers over 2011.
>Currently there does not appear to be any environmental limiting factors that are slowing their distribution across the United States.
>it is estimated that BMSB populations will continue to grow and spread to other states, especially during unusual periods of warm weather.
FUCK THESE FUCKING THINGS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
"I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse, I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse" - Siddartha Gotama Buddah
>>73737542
score another for /cum/
>>73737504
nah m8 you're alright, life is precious, even if you're a mexican.
>star trek voyager marathon on bbc america
time to pop some xanax and get c o m f y
>>73737549
converting to hinduism lads
i should be high caste since i'm white right?
hate this buddhist canadian desu
The exodus from my cave
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyAZQ45uww
LEGGGGGSSSSSSSSS
>>73737549
UNA VELA AJAJAJAJAJAJ
>>73737576
thought that was your grow room for a second and now i'm disappointed
>>73737552
voyager is best trek
>>73737565
>(Islas Malvinas)
kek
KEK
E
K
Why arent more people left handed
Why arent more people gay
Sucks to be in love with straights
>>73737605
TNG > Voyager
>>73737621
much like homosexuality, no one is born left handed they choose to be
Space
The final shan'tier
The flight
>>73737661
hold your phone landscape
>>73737610
>((((Islas Malvinas))))
>>73737623
TNG has the most bad episodes
Picard is a mary sue
Riker is boring
Data is a budget spock
The rest of the main cast are boring
Most episodes get solved by Picard doing something arbitrary and everyone lives happily ever after
http://www.strawpoll.me/12771360
http://www.strawpoll.me/12771360
http://www.strawpoll.me/12771360
>>73737621
why did he even mention the left handed bit
>stroll into the gym
>see this
wat do??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3UUpta18w4
>>73737687
my bacne is fucking abhorrent
>>73737675
That tower is my target
Symbol of decadence
I'm going to pee on it
It's colder out than I expected
>>73737685
I don't necessarily disagree with any of these points, I simply enjoyed it more.
Need a secret extra bf
>>73737723
god speed
>>73737605
agreed
>>73737623
'no'
>>73737742
thailad have you seen this
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492174941452.webm
>>73737676
there's no parentheses in Spanish because their name is right
kEk
got stung by a bee once when i was a kid, it was probably the most painful experience of my life
>>73737761
I don't want to open it because it might be nsfw
>>73737765
nah this is
*knocks your front teeth in*
>>73737742
Close now
I can taste it
>being unable to take an island when its army is 10,000 miles away
>>73737765
you've lived a sheltered life.
>>73737765
i had an indian doctor stick her finger up my bum when i was about 5 to apply salve because my rectum would bleed from time to time when i pooed
it was probably the most painful experience of my life
>>73737799
just be thankful you don't remember getting jewed eh
>>73737792
I see what you mean by "Symbol of decadence"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U758F1uLdc
>>73737814
yeah I do
HEHEHEHHE
>>73737796
not really, i've gotten into all kinds of scrapes but none of them topped the bee sting
to be fair i was very young when it happened
got a haircut
big fan low maintenance short hair
i'm a born again virgin
it's been 3 years since i've had sex
>>73737862
i do my own buzz cut desu.
i am virgin LOL
>>73737858
I got stung by a bee when I was a kid too, I barely remember the experience other than freaking out and running from the garden into my house.
Then when I was about 12 me and my mates decided attacking a wasps nest was a good idea and one stung me on the top of my head. That was pretty shit.
>>73737795
they took it with ease, they just didn't give a fuck about keeping them, they started sending 18 year olds that hadn't held a gun in their life to defend them.
let me remind you that our government at the time wasn't ours, it was a brutal dictatorship imposed over us by UK's ally USA, and people have even gone as far as to theorize that the war was a gimmick for Margaret Thatcher to gain popularity and nothing else.
/britpol/ was talking shit about you guys. What should I say to them?
Cant believe americans cut off parts of their body to infants
Isnt this some sort of human rights violation
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNIWKX4Tfj0
like my hair a bit longer so it hides my receding hairline and deep-set forehead wrinkles haha
>>73737899
utter fucking nonsense but that's the argies for you
73737899
UNA VELA HAHAHAAHA
stung some 12 year old runt on the top of the head once
>>73737900
They're probably correct.
At the precipice now
Need2 breach the wall
>>73737900
>>73737913
a fringe is not acceptable in adulthood
BIG fan of the una vela gimmi
I really identify with you guys more that brit/pol/ because your jokes are easier to understand.
>>73737878
virgin detected
>>73737900
>>73737939
bet you're a virgin
eating nutella on a baguette lads
having some tea too
>>73737918
the "Thatcher orchestrating the whole thing" idea came up in England and nobody in Argentina backs it up, blaming the dictatorship and USA is enough, and true, we don't need conspiracy theories.
the rest of my post is just straight up facts.
una vela poster is here ahhahaa
hitler and trotsky are my heroes
Wall breach in progress
>bet you're a virgin
>>73737986
I'm in
>>73738014
need to stick my little finger up her bumhole
green letters
virgin confirmed
now run along and don't forget to take your fedora with you
>>73737943
DELET THIS
>now run along and don't forget to take your fedora with you
>>73738033
why do you hate the green letters
that's a nice sword
>>73738022
french is such a superfluous language
thailad did you read the breitbart article i linked you?
>>73738065
I skimmed it and listened to the video.
in return:
https://youtu.be/8ywsSInVMF8
73738095
LOL the scumbags are killing themselves
A toast
To St Michael
Before I scale the tower
business idea: hide all posts except Mexico's
>>73738117
I thought you were just going to piss on it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
>>73738139
stop replying to it, newcunt
>>73738065
Why are you linking breitbart articles to unsuspecting Thais. You know it's fake news right? Not even memeing
>>73738095
would love to see him and all leftists hang from lampposts
>>73738158
why?
lmao all the piggies disappear when the threat gets to 290+
*logs off until the north americans go to bed*
i told him once or twice
to quit playin' cards and shootin' dice
he's in the jailhouse now
>>73738180
how new are you