Dacey Stooley edition
>>73734642
I hunger for Turkey.
kiira
p a y u p p i g g i e s
marion
>>73734642
owo who's this?!
>tfw your gimmick doesn't take off
just not a creative person lads
females
>Alex Jones doing an English accent
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOW THE FUCK CAN'T YOU LOVE HIM?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2v68iQhDSc
>>73734720
mai waifu~
>still on page one
I don't think janny shall be happy about this
>>73734724
Or you didn't spam it hard enough
>>73734728
can't stand em
they'll be the death of me
>>73734714
spoiler that hog
Who was in the wrong here?
anything can be a gimmick if you post it enough~
*does a trump*
>>73734749
>tumblr
anzu just texted me
says she's leading a jihad against greece
You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college!
>>73734472
my ears
>>73734702
Trump's 6'2" shrunk from 6'3" in his youth, he's slightly taller than Obama who claims 6'1" and isn't as insecure so is probably telling the truth
that is a 5'11" eleven year old, which is probably why everybody thinks he's autistic, because it's weird watching a kid do kid shit in a grown man's body
>>73734757
>the look I make when I'm doing my morning after binge drinking poop
>>73734669
got it to less lines than u hon
import sys
f = open(input(), "r")
lns = f.read().splitlines()
lns.sort(key = len)
list(map(print, lns))
>>73734724
>tfw your gimmick doesn't take off
>>73734739
>Or you didn't spam it hard enough
this^
the key to gimmicks is perseverance. even if nobody else ever posts it, at least you know that lots of people have seen it and someone just might remember you and give meaning to your life.
>>73734724
which one was it lad
been saying a few decent fledgling gimmicks of late
stop posting code
>>73734735
he's a good lad
seems like a fun guy to chill with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgREVykFKXg
>>73734765
unironically go to that uni
>>73734770
>and isn't as insecure
*who isn't as insecure
ahhh yes tumblr
like you've never heard of google images lmao
>>73734735
HOWLING
>>73734789
this, fuck off you fucking geeks
Gonna have a hotcross bun
>>73734819
Pics
>>73734812
>>73734789
>>73734794
>he's a good lad
>literal snakeoil salesman who is often completely wrong
>>73734819
DON'T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJl55d6z0rk
>>73734819
might copy you
>>73734737
don't think i give a fuck
>>73734765
come here and chat that shit
i'll go lara croft* on your arse
*the tomb raider franchise was a product of derby uni
Stacey?
lol
>Settings
>Miscellaneous
>Check "Custom CSS"
>[Edit]
>paste:
a.quotelink.ql-tracked:after {
content: "r life is worth living, don't give up hope yet";
}
>Save CSS
>Save Settings
thank me later
Might rewatch Batman Begins
you know what really rattles my socket?
weak typing and implicit conversions
>On the other hand, the most common workplaces for media studies graduates are shops and restaurants.
Alright lads, let me explain my predicament.
I've come across the qtest qt on all of interpals. The problem is her 3 months since last sign in. She left her skype on her bio, so I decided to use that. I don't see much of a problem in that, do you?
Well, anyway, when I search for her Skype, you get two different accounts, one being live:qtanongrill, and one being just qtanongrill. I sent a message to the live one... three days ago... and still no response.
DARE I MESSAGE THE OTHER ACCOUNT?!
>>73734780
tried doing that print in a list comprehension myself, but syntax doesnt work earlier than 3.0 version
alri alri
>>73734782
>>73734739
>yanks
You can't start a gimmick with spam, if you're the only one posting it, it's because no one else likes it
me on the right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2o_Mm95gWQ
finns are so cute and autistic
>>73734893
>You can't start a gimmick with spam, if you're the only one posting it, it's because no one else likes it
there's where you're wrong, kiddo
F
>>73734891
spring rolls or prawn crackers
>>73734923
That's not a gimmick
FOY
PAUL!
QUICK!
THE GLOBALISTS!!
>>73734924
OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
I'M A LOT LIKE YOU
>>73734924
F
>>73734883
trump's doing his best to unite the country and the left is the only thing stopping him
>>73734924
fug :(
333 haha
>>73734948
christ PJW looks so weird in the open
look at his scrunched up little face and flabby body under there.
>>73734954
>the only thing stopping him is a majority of the people
Me and the gf
>>73734930
*farts*
spling lolls la
If you think about it, all Judas did was turn in a wanted criminal to the authorities and was rewarded for assisting the inquiry
>>73734642
Getting grilled for my drug use rn
>>73734954
>Trump is a flawless leader who hasn't done anything wrong
(you)
>>73734951
>>73734954
what did he mean by this?
>>73734970
solid northern body and facial aesthetics
>>73734795
>>73734856
You two should be friends irl :3
>>73734990
Judas dindu shit jizza wuz a gud boy he was out spreadin the word a yahweh when that gallilean tried to run em the ropes with this end times shit n shit
needed that 30 silver cuz he was a baby daddy
>>73734954
>>73734993
by whom?
just did a long and tough wank
there's a bit of a red spot on my bellend, i pissed all over the floor when i went to the toilet after i had my wank and i'm drenched in sweat
very, very uncomfortable
>>73735012
no i was kidding it sucks and derby is barely even a city, goodnight
>>73734974
NEED a mentally ill son
>>73734990
even thought that shit never happened, it would've been the right thing to do. society has an obligation to put an end to cults. if some crazy motherfucker goes around claiming to be God and getting people to worship him, he deserves to be arrested.
>>73734970
You're right. Don't know how to explain it but he has something like the David Duke sexdoll look.
>ay up me duck lads i be go to that there durby unay
>>73735030
iktf
>>73734990
>>73735016
samefag fuck off
>>73734888
>look at me i'm such a sad cunt that i have to message lasses from third world shitholes because i'm too much of a socially inept spastic to meet a normal girl through normal means and have a normal conversation
howling
and what are you gonna do when little pakpao saves up her pittance and flies to meet you? hope that the language barrier is so great that all your autism gets lost in translation? fucking state of your life mate dearie me
>>73735001
It's Easter, then.
>>73734948
>that 80s fucking haircut
>>73735017
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE FIGHT AGAINST THE GLOBALISTS, NOT JOIN THEM
YOU WERE MY BROTHER DONALD
I LOVED YOU
>>73735011
bisexuals are the radical centrists of the sexual world
>Don't watch the video.
>No matter what else you do today or tomorrow. Don't watch the video. It is one of the most heartbreaking things I have ever watched in my life and has affected me in a way I never thought I would.
>Don't watch it.
reddit is full of softcunts
>>73735030
that's the kind of determination that the human spirit is famous for
yall niggas remind me of a strip club
cause every time i go in, it's like what?
i just gotta get my dick sucked
>>73734947
>>73735074
great baps
>>73735060
>third world shitholes
korea actually
and i have a gf (but this will likely end soon, so im just backing up)
>>73735060
Me and the gf
>>73735092
good times
>>73735054
grim tim
>>73735077
thanks lad
>>73735074
shame about the face
>>73735068
why don't you go back to having children and leaving a gay man for a normal life
>>73735099
oh well nvm then m8
best of luck an that
how can white women even compete?
>>73735132
wow, a girl that can't even wipe her own arse properly, what a turn on
bisexuals are the sexual master race
Me and the so called wife and the so called retarded cousin mummy made me invite to the wedding.
honestly even though I was never a huge Star Wars fan, the stuff from the prequel era and original movies are growing on me a bit considering the Disney takeover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WBY-C-VKTg
>>73735133
>having children
fuck off breeder
>>73735157
Perfect for you
>>73735171
the suit is frankly the only thing allowing me to identify who the retard is
>>73734735
>>73734794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ
>>73735171
guaranfuckingtee that groom is a dab hand at darts
plans for the future: have at least 3 half Asian children
>>73735132
jesus christ
i want
>>73735018
Friends
One of them sent a ss of a snap I sent him while fucked on molly and speed
>>73735214
the canadian dream
>>73735171
Wait, is that actually the bride and groom? How the FUCK did he pull that?!
>>73735214
just call them elliot and warn surrounding school districts then
>>>/wsg/1618047
>>>/wsg/1618073
>>>/wsg/1618210
>>>/wsg/1622201
>>>/wsg/1622204
>>>/wsg/1623896
>>73735222
post the ss
>>73735219
this picture looks like it is moving
>>73735227
I won't live in denial
the future of Canada is either to be filled with wogs and poverty or become a Eurasian transhuman utopia
there really are no options for us otherwise.
>>73734924
Trump supporters are the type to get slapped in the face and spit on and say "thank you sir may I have another"
NEED to shower
>>73735132
>>73735164
met a fat muslim qt from /soc/ once, she was into the dirtiest sex shit
too bad she was in the netherlands haha
>>73735267
>>73735259
Deleted it
Said "wew that molly really fucked me"
>>73735249
he's one of those people that even when they're buff they still look fat
>>73735280
>>73735249
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1490906499545.webm
>>73734890
code golfing in python feels a bit like showing off your parkour skills in a childrens playground. feels lame
>>73735257
why in the fuck do they even still have the hijab on. they're posing in fucking lingerie. i fucking hate this shit. these fucking cunts fuck them
>>73735306
leanne's a turbo qt
who wants to spank and squeeze my bum and fuck me hard? xxxx
>>73735326
all me
>>73735326
depends on the bum 2bh
>>73735316
rorkes popped his top lads
>>73735326
only if you're a girl (male)
>>73735326
meeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>73735310
*groan*
"Damn it, I knew I shouldn't have had that western food. It just goes straight through me. I need to relieve the pressure somehow"
*furrrrt*
"Now that is what i am talking about"
*frrruuuuupt*
"Oh yeah, these farts are taking my asshole on a sweet ride"
*fruptblblblblbt*
"Oh wow, that one was wet. Gotta be careful, I almost pooped myself"
*blblblblblbfuuurt*
"Ok, it wont stop, I need a toilet NOW. Come on, hurry. Eh, its leaking. You can do this, just get your pants off and sit on that porcelain throne"
*BLURPFPRFPT*
"Oh merciful Allah thank you"
*blruprpprt*
"Yuck this infidel food is really painting my toilet brown"
>>73735346
fucking fite me cunt
>>73735351
*Haka's at you*
>>73735326
why do people like being spanked?
>>73735307
true, i was just being an like /g/ showed me to
>>73735360
>>73735376
*smiles at you*
:)
>>73735326
C H I C A G O
>>73734924
>>73734951
that even /pol/ got sad and angry over this says a lot
theory: if you're white, it's better to racemix.
this helps protect your future generations once the white race starts to die out and your descendants will be treated the same as the rest of the muddied humans
>>73735380
makes me feel like a submissive sissy slut and just feels good
>>73735386
an ass*
>>73735380
sexxed up a girl who liked choking last thursday
>>73735380
it feels super nice when it's the right time
>>73735376
>>73735351
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>73735416
fucking a girl that liked choking was fun
fucking a girl that liked biting and scratching was not
>>73735410
>>73735416
yeah but why
just seems weird to me.
>>73735423
>>73735416
>sexxed up a girl
FONT
>>73735406
I'm already pretty woggy looking dispute being pure of blood and spirit so I think I'm safe
plus I think North America will be alright in the end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw3w2TDstgs
good kick patterns in this
>>73735433
I like having my hair pulled, being lightly choked and slapped, being spanked and generally being manhandled. Probably because my dad walked out on me when I was little haha got a fetish for older men too
>>73735424
yeah, i even had her choke myself a little out of curiousity, not bad at all
did you bite or did you get bitten?
>>73735386
reckon i might make my own version of python that's more functional like haskell
>>73735416
choked the shit out of the last gril i fucked hahahaha absolutely spectacular 10/10
she scratched the shit out of my back though and was literally biting my neck
>>73735433
>but why
Ah yes, sexual fantasies are objective.
>>73735424
dated a girl who liked to bite and scratch
hated it but it was also super sexy at the same time because it would force me to basically hold her down and rape her just to avoid being all scratched up, and it would get me all angry too.
>>73735453
>people from broken homes have odd fetishes
interesting
*notes this down in my runt notebook*
ah yes, britain
>>73735473
are you only just realising this now?
>>73735458
i did a few neck bites and nipple bites but she was an animal, didn't let her blow me just in case
>>73735470
i lost my virginity to the biter so that was out of the question
>>73735480
hurry, better give the rich kids free school meals
>>73735451
>plus I think North America will be alright in the end.
nope
whites will die out
>>73735501
all the rich kids go to public schools
>>73735504
really doubtful honestly
Europe is in a much worse situation
we will most likely be alright in the end.
once told my school mates i had sex with [gender neutral name]
lmao what a bunch of lame autists, they couldn't wait to hear it
joke's on them cause it was an extremely fit lad with curly medium hair, green eyes, and the body of elijah wood
>>73735497
>didn't let her blow me just in case
lel sounds fucking frightening
>>73735480
This is what happens when the state gets too big
http://www.behindthename.com/name/muhammad/top/united-states
oy gevalt
>>73735307
same with me but in x64 asm. it's just too easy
>>73735442
0_o
>>73735527
>extremely fit lad with curly medium hair, green eyes, and the body of elijah wood
nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSVEKSdnvLk
-_-
if you ever used this runt face you are a runt
really hope prince william dies so harry can be king
>>73735523
have you seen the birth rates?
have you seen the immigrants?
whites are doomed I tell ye!
DOOMED!
>>73735491
i'm a khhv
but no i already suspected
>>73735549
>tfw runt
-_-
>>73735549
Y_Y
what about this one?
>>73735523
>Europe is in a much worse situation
>most European countries are 10% to 20% whiter than Canada (and 20% to 30% whiter than the USA)
what did he mean by this?
Charles will either be an utterly shit king or a fantastic one.
choking and hair pulling are the patrician fetishes
>have a gender neutral name
>had long hair at school
>new/cover teachers would mistake me for a girl
hehehe
>>73735523
The rate at which Canada receives immigrants is double the USA's.
>>73735530
the state isn't big enough
should have mandatory food rationing at all times.
fatties and toffs will suffer, but tough
>>73735579
alri
>>73735549
(^0w0^)../
. . ^ . ^
Can't sleep without taking sleeping pills anymore lads haha
>>73735573
willing to bet australia and canada and nz will become republics when liz carks it
>>73735579
noncee
>>73735598
nah, republicanism hasn't really taken off here
>>73735579
At least you didn't have a girls name haha
>>73735549
8====D~
>>73735572
irrelevant
Europe is a stones throw away from Africa and Asia, all these people will flood into Europe first and there isn't a lot that can be done about it.
even hardcore "shoot on sight" borders would not be enough for the coming storm.
meanwhile whites in America are not dying out at all
in Canada we have really low birthrates but also two huge oceans stopping immigrants from coming at will.
>>73735615
it's more popular with girls...
>>73735614
wish it would bloody take off here
>>73735614
weren't you about to change your flag last year?
>>73735572
>>73735583
the maritimes and newfoundland are all 94 to 97 % white
>>73735621
>...
alri boomer lad
>>73735598
Canada will never ever become a republic unless the USA becomes a monarchy
we will be a monarchy long after the UK abandons it
>>73735628
>>73735630
no public opinion was always against it, and that has nothing to do with being a republic
cretin
https://youtube.com/watch?v=-RakHW5530Q
there isn't even that big of a difference between modern republics and constitutional monarchies
>>73735634
Why do boomers do that?
Star Wars Battlefront 2 was a fantastic game
played it to death
>>73735628
same
>>73735614
not here either except for quebec
republicans are a vocal minority
>>73735678
ahh yes uzbekistan
>>73735618
>the fact that your white population is only 76% white and dropping is irrelevant because we're closer to africa than you!
nice logic there cunt
meanwhile we just told the eu take their mandatory refugees (we accepted less refugees than either you or the united states btw) and fuck off, you on the other hand have the poster boy for bleeding heart liberals claiming to lead canada into a post-national country
ah yes, a very bright future for you indeed
cunt
>>73735673
Battlefront 1 was actually better
>>73735673
this on ps2 with my brother and mates was the best
permanently unlocked most of the weapons when i was like 12
>>73735678
ah yes, lesotho
>>73735678
horrid flag
looks like cascadia but worse
this is my humble attempt
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>73735707
it had the best maps but the 2nd game had the best mechanics
and space battles, and episode 3 material, etc.
>>73735636
>we will be a monarchy long after the UK abandons it
there is a far greater chance of you becoming a republic than there is for us m8
>>73735701
politics is completely transitory and 90% sophistry so I don't put much weight on it.
Europe can never move its geographical position and is completely incapable of patrolling its borders
Maybe the UK can but the rest of Europe is lost.
>>73735585
brits and europeans in general have this strange trust in their government(s)
never understood it
we yanks know not to trust them
canadians are the worst posters in the history of 4chan
>>73735707
this
>>73735740
you don't know Canadian politics.
Canada will cease to exist before it becomes a republic
>>73735751
because our governments have historically listened to what we say and have been down to earth.
Kill yourselves fucking scumbags
>first date with a lad
>our friends introduce each other and we talk on IM avoiding the subject of being gay
>finally ask him out to a movie, he's 16, i'm 17
>finally hold his hand after sweaty 20mins of the movie
>he kisses me at the end
I miss him lads.
>>73735763
>says the Yank
>>73735783
and you clearly don't know anything about britain
republicism isn't even a thing here at all and never will be, you're forgetting she's our queen first and foremost
the best part of star wars battlefront was destroying the at-at's with the snowspeeder
>>73735815
gay relationships do my head in
desu kissing a dude seems more surreal than being fucked
>>73735824
>b-b-but she's our unappointed head of state here in cuckada! even if the uk becomes a republic I'm sure she'll come here :^)
>>73735690
there's no crescent
>>73735720
>fascist symbol
sod off
>>73735837
fuck off murderer
>>73735846
you clearly have intimacy issues with your father
>>73735824
>republicism isn't even a thing here at all
no not at all
>>73735824
its not a thing here either
the only strong republicans are the French, and our desire to be different from the USA will ensure we will always be a monarchy
>you can move your fat body freery
extreme
>>73735783
>you don't know Canadian politics
>literally has a communist sympathising PM
>literally has way less support for the monarchy than us
i would admire muhammad ali if he wasn't a muslim black supremacist
>>73735549
(⌐□_□) Problem?
>>73735875
cromwell and robespierre are my heroes
>>73735862
I never kissed my dad if that's what you mean
Why the fuck am I so drowsy. I cannot concentrate or work on anything until late at night. I only feel focused at night.
>>73735857
>there's no crescent
yeh its not very realistic for a future british flag then is it :^)
>>73735913
some people are just night owls
>>73735913
one of the signs of being a genius
the gf
>A May 2015 Forum poll, taken immediately after the birth of Princess Charlotte of Cambridge, found that 39% of respondents favoured "abolishing the monarchy upon the death of the Queen" while 45% were opposed; 54% of respondents opposed Prince Charles succeeding his mother on the throne. According to Forum, 73% of Canadians "agree the Head of State of Canada should be Canadian-born and live in Canada", an increase from 63% who had the same view in 2013.
STUPID DUMB LEAF SCUM
writing an article for a big magazine lads
>>73735960
firsttry
>he's never kissed his dad
Lmao i kiss my Cat and bf all the time, how can you have never kissed your dad
>>73735959
FUCK
>>73735945
>5 quid for a ploughman's
daylight robbery I tell you
>>73735959
i was actually linking the post you spastic
>>73735906
but you gladly let him bumfuck you? fucking nonce
roll>>73735995
>>73735980
ok
>>73735999
t-t-t-trips
>>73735949
will never happen
look up the absolute mess that came about trying to amend even minor parts of our constitution.
I imagine we will be taken over by the US before that happens
>>73735973
kissing has sexual connotations and should be reserved for romance
it always weirded me out when jamie oliver snogs his kids ON THE LIPS
fucking nonce
Going to the milk bar, you lads need anything?
always cringe whenever i see jfs using british lingo
>>73736022
thirdtry
>>73736016
>that flag
>that post
>>73735875
>thing that happened in this past is still relevant today because i said so
woah guess feudalism is still a thing here too!!!!
>>73736023
GOD DAMN IT
>>73736038
>>73736016
>>73736015
a gf
>>73736015
i bit of the ol' in and out
>>73735949
At least Americans will start a war to tell you they don't like the monarchy to your face
>>73736027
>the joke
>>73736034
alright fuck it i'm going back to netflix
after this one >>73736048
internet went out
Sent from my iPhone
>>73736015
piece of heart
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
you are all shit at this
watch this
>>73736075
inventing a religion lads
which of these titles sounds more senior: sage or oracle?
>ywn own a cork tree farm in Portugal
>>73735979
what's a ploughman's?
>>73735959
>>73735996
>>73736003
>>73736023
>>73736053
>>73736073
>P L E B S
>L
>E
>B
>S
>>73736099
>>73736083
cheese and pickle sandwich
>>73736083
The British tradition of plowing a man from behind
>>73736096
damn that is fucking expensive.
>>73736079
didn't know cork was a tree, i always thought it was just leftover bits of sawdust compressed together
ohayou, goyim-chan-tachi~~
>>73736111
check em
friends call her sket behind her back
Redistribution of wealth: yes
Fagdick: no
need to sleep and get up around midday but I'm not tired
fuck sakes
>>73736124
idiot
new
>>73736140
>>73736140
>>73736140
i had a great one once 2bh, one of my proudest moments
>>73736124
top fucking kek
>>73736105
your an idiot>>73736106
>>73736194
wonder what the yank meant by that