/brit/

might hurt a fly

anime

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kay-on

>>73733008
that's one awful tattoo haha

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the squad

First for me and Kate Beckinsale

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>haiku due on friday
>havent even started

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>>73733008
biboran

Any other lads here watching WWE?

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>>73733052
*yank and leaf crew enters the thread*

racist in greggs
do tell us what happened lad
yeah it was in greggs

>>73733081
no i turned 15 years ago

>>73733081
No because I'm not a mentally stunted manchild

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>the longest literary work in the English language is a Smash Bros Fan-fiction

Always wanted to be an actor when I was young.

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>only one apple snack pie left

>>73733055
python does that for you in one line, please learn a real language

and you were being racist, you say?

wrestlings not even real lmaoooo

how important is a woman's voice for attractiveness

apparently its really important to me, even more than breasts. a nice speaking voice is like viagra to my ears

>>73733008
she has an enormous head

>>73733127
post rare ludders

am i outta my head

am i outta my mind

if you only knew the bad things i like

don't think that i can explain it

what can i say

it's complicated

>>73733139
pretty important
I can't be with a woman who has an annoying voice
drives me insane.

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>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself

>>73733093
how did you fuck up the first line of a haiku

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>mfw constantly pulling my shirt from under my mantits in public

>>73733152
your mum has an enormous gape

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whole lotta redditfags in here

need to gtfo namsayin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pD3azJmB7g HOWLING

>>73733157
thank you louis

>>73733031
you wouldn't

>>73733139
important

cant stand someone who speaks like a mongoloid

>>73733008
i have no idea who stacey dooley is but you've made me hate her with your obnoxious threads

well done

>>73733159
count them again, idiot. 5/7/5

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>>73733095
>>73733107

But lads they've got based British wrestlers

>>73733236
fooling no one you nonce

*sniffs*
*wipes beard*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQbIqNd5D90

>>73733061
Fuck off yank
Do a shart in the wal mart
Get shot bog fart yank

>>73733236
back to /a/ you go, before i call the authorities

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how do we save him?

>>73733253
Greggs is one syllable

>>73733289
get him tossed salad and scrambled eggs

i like anime and i think stacey would too, if she saw the right one

>>73733289
figure out what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs

>>73733257
Do me a favour and get a trip so I can filter you?

Don't want to inadvertently reply to someone that watches wrestling in the future

Lads any of you just dropped everything and moved somewhere else?
I had to move back home after losing my job in a city I had moved to, but I'm fucking miserable here, thinking of just saying fuck it to everything and moving back in with friends in that city
Thoughts?

I KNOW my willy is above average size but it doesn't look or feel that way.

check 'em

>>73733313
Nonce

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I feel sick

not comfy at all

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>>73733326

>>73733127
>python does that for you in one line
how?

>>73733324

Jesus Christ was your dad a wrestler that left you what's wrong with watching wrestling?

i am motivated by a girl i have not seen for 5 years

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>>73733289
HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN
TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS

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>>73733289
Another member of the JUSTice League?

>>73733333

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>>73733351
>B
do i just end it all now?

>>73733367

Lol binging with babish theme

>>73733081
>>73733157
None of today's professional wrestlers could beat Abdullah the Butcher

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McUV3OP6oZA

>>73733313
nonce

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>>73733395
>tfw D

>>73733364
Mate I think you need to have a long honest conversation with someone you can trust

racist in greggs
do tell us what happened lad
yeah it was in greggs

3+1+1 = 5
1+1+1+1+2+1 = 7
1+1+1+1+1 = 5

idiot

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xkkt5X_ydmI

cirilla fiona elen riannon

>>73733351
>B low grade willy
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

>>73733418

What Is that supposed to mean?

>>73733351
6x4.5

E

*sniff*
I smell normies up in this motherfucker

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rightists btfo

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>>73733275
Zizek is the only commie I can listen too for more than 5 minutes since he's basically a crypto fascist

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>>73733416
>they will never laugh at me like that
count your blessings

>>73733313
No she wouldn't as she seen first hand the suffering the industry causes

And yeah anime is a very broad term but you know exactly the type I'm on about

*enters your room*
*locks the door behind me*

>>73733420
vocaroo of you saying racist

>>73733495
*Spreads Arse*
*Spits on hand*
*Rubs spit into arsehole*

>>73733495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaoSEVhh4bM

>>73733420
racist(2) in (1) greggs (1)
>yanks

>>73733351
>tfw B- willy

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

Always wondered if girls judged themselves on their actual face, or their face when they're wearing make-up. Which one do they see as their normal selves so to speak

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>>73733480
you are like a little baby
watch this

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>>73733489
whish i could

>>73733495

What the fuck do you want?

>>73733092

T H I C C

>>73733524
which is the real you? the mask or the man behind the mask?

>>73733482
He's a classic opiate addict, always scratching

>>73733493
what suffering does it cause that other creative industries dont?

>digital marketing
>social media
>graphic designer

My favourite wrestler just lost lads :(

>>73733578
don't think that's true

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faZDF1GUV1s

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>Loli isn't child pornography, its just pornography featuring children have sex
>No, I'm not a paedophile, I just find the idea of having sex with children arousing and go out of my way to imagine such scenarios
Reminder: This is literally what every single animefan thinks and believes.

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>>73733578
>Go to restaurant on my own
>order the biggest burger on the menu
>this massive stack comes to my table
>all the restaurant staff constantly looking over and discussing if I'm going to finish it

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i want to post a complicated infograph too

what would be an appropriate file name number for an image from june 2011

i am autistic and have always felt obligated to name every image manually since forever

>>73733578
hmmm not true

>>73733617
well, did you?

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>Alright anon, where you wanna go?

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>>73733628
>>73733592

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>>73733637
if this clown's pressuring you to do something you don't want we can bounce anon

*waits for the big yank cock*

>>73733617
>eating burger
YANKED

>>73733637
Would actually scream like a girl if Bobby spoke to me

>>73733630
no, too much pulled pork

just received a post in a /soc/ rate thread that made my heart sink and literally feel like crying

>>73733637
let's pop down to sainsbury's
need me some pizzas

>>73733352
ur_list.sort(key = lambda i : len(i))

>>73733597
as an inherently violent person, would relish this happening to me so I could atomise a jaw without worrying about moral or legal repercussions

>>73733637
>that bulge

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anyone who disagrees with me BTFO

>going on /soc/ ever
i genuinely hope you lads don't do this

>>73733578
>Go to restaurant by myself
>Its small so everyone sees me
>The only avaliable table is next a couple with a baby who think I'm a nonce
>Accidentally order too much food
>Loudly ask if they have a student discount and told no
Fucking awful

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lads i just sent a girl a gif
i may have sent her this. or something, ah, a tad different

pray for me

>>73733690
you're an idiot. you take one line out of a 10 line program and call the program a one liner?

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>tfw still miss her

>>73733657
hello xx

>>73733715
did about a year ago for a while
regret it

>>73733669
Gib link

>>73733720
the rest is putting strings into a list

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>>73733726
don't make me get drunk again lad

when fish poo how do they stop water getting up their bum

>>73733669
>>>/soc/25156494

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>>73733690
Based Python

>>73733719
*megalolz at you instead*
heheheh

Fucking love WWE lads

>>73733762
they are already filled with water

>>73733762
they don't

>>73733763
I'd blow xir tbf

>>73733720
>implying sort_by_length.py isn't meant to be imported by another program

>>73733780
I'm sure your GP can prescribe something for this

>>73733637
yeah could you give me a lift to cvs i gotta pick up my moms prescription

>>73733705
LT?

>>73733787
very hygienic

>>>/soc/25156494
>>73733763
good tits tbf

i can laugh at edgy and racist jokes all day but if you resort to toilet humour around me i will not only be not amused, but i will also respect you less as a person

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This year is the 150th anniversary of Canada
Canadian ambassador to the USA Gary Doer noted that it's been a while since the neighbours fought each other.
"Ever since the War of 1812 we've been close," Doer said, drawing laughs by adding "I won't get into that war"

Republican Sen. John Hoeven cut him off to say; "We won that war."

But Doer wasn't prepared to let that go unchallenged; "No, no" the ambassador replied. "You did not win that war, senator. You dumb faggot. Your fucking anthem is about getting BTFO by Canada. Top kek!" The American senator, realizing he had been btfo started crying those precious crocodile tears. The same tears that stupid fucking Yanks cried when the Whitehouse burnt down.

>>73733755
i thought you said python did it in 1 line?

is this the real poo?
is this just willy bum?

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Alright, new town.

>>73733726
good luck with that FTA

>>73733824
>>>/soc/25156533

>>73733669
why do you do that to yourself anon

>>73733846
>those spread out and inefficient roads
>roundabouts not made out of highways
ROOOOOOOOOOO

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lol

>>73733846
Worse than belway

>>73733827
wow homophobic much ???

>>73733834
given a list of strings, python can sort that list of strings by length in 1 line

*gives you the masonic handshake*

hey lads

willies lol

>>73733893
hahaha THIS

>>73733868
captchas are getting fucking ridiculous these days

>>73733834
sorry, make that 3, with declaring a list and printing it

please continue to update us on your programming endeavours

>>73733858
dunno I wish I never had now

>>73733893
Show us yours

*shuffles off this mortal coil*

>>73733853
>>>/soc/25156538

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>haha, have you seen anon's latest post!?

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>>73733846
SC4 is still the ultimate city builder and probably always will be
SC2k is the most comfy though

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>>73733817

>>73733865
>highways
FOY

>>73733889
which one haha

*powerslides into bed*

>>73733933
woah I'm seein double here
four Hillary's!

>>73733949
What kinda pjs are you wearing?

>>73733922
n-no

>>73733963
plaid

Give me a reason not to kill myself, plasae

>>73733983
Pics

>convert to an orthonormal basis
fucking reeeee why would you make us do this on an exam, it's trivial just tedious

>>73733990
Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is out soon.

>>73733990
food tastes nice

>>73733991
no

>>73733990
japan doing the olympics in 2020

canNOT stop wanking over myself

>>73733990
whatever bad things are happening probably won't seem that bad in a week or two

>>73734008
Do it

*gets randomly selected*

>>73733911
import sys

f = open("input.txt", "r")
lns = []
x = f.readline()
while(x != ""):
.... lns = lns + [x]
.... x = f.readline()
f.close()
lns.sort(key = len)
for i in range(len(lns)):
.... sys.stdout.write(lns[i])

do this in one line good norwegian friend

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>whatever bad things are happening probably won't seem that bad in a week or two

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>>73733846
needs more efficiency

Tumblr is literally the only good social media site, but it's singlehandedly and irreperably ruined by its userbase.

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>>73734040
Mein Gott
you call *that* efficient?

>>73733853
f = open("input.txt", "r") lns = [] x = f.readline() while(x != ""): .... lns = lns + [x] .... x = f.readline()f.close() lns.sort(key = len) for i in range(len(lns)): .... sys.stdout.write(lns[i])

>>73734047
just wrong

>>73734021
My life has been on a downward spiral somce ji;y i have nlo friends, no casj. haven't had sex om two months and don't have a job till mid may, I am going to rot in my hometown

>>73734066
What?

>>73733990
Leicester might win the champions league

>>73734090
>Arsenal manage to come 4th
>Leicester win Champions League and Man Utd win Europa League so Arsenal don't get into champs league anyway

will howl till the end of time if this happens

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>f = open("input.txt", "r") lns = [] x = f.readline() while(x != ""): .... lns = lns + [x] .... x = f.readline()f.close() lns.sort(key = len) for i in range(len(lns)): .... sys.stdout.write(lns[i])

>>73734056
Milton Keynes

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>>73734090
DA GULLS WON DA LEAGUE

>>73734056
muh dick

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>>73734112

>>73734075
>no character limit on posts
>GIFs and webms are autoplayed
>can post any type of media you want
>anonymous
>vote system for posts that isn't cancerous and doesn't just hide whatever doesn't conform to the groupthink
>NSFW content allowed
>wholly customisable pages
could have been great, but instead became the capital for deranged, unstable females on the internet

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http://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/266428/why-easter-brings-out-worst-islam-raymond-ibrahim

>>73734085
>drunkposting
from what's decipherable you're not as bad as a lot of people here, if that means anything
>there there, you'll be alright

>>73734034
main = readFile "input.txt" >>= putStrLn . unlines . sortBy (\x -> compare (length x) . length) . lines

>>73734085
font

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>>73734147

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>>73734108
Arsenal won't finish fourth
If they did they'd only lose of on CL football in Leicester won the CL. not if Man Utd win the EL

>>73734085
this downward spiral is going to end with you having a job and moving out? youll be alright

>>73734147
>Shillman Fellow at the David Horowitz Freedom Center

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glorious

bet that red-headed lady is feeling somewhat confused right now

>>73734230
>lady

>>73734229
is this 2000 or original sc?

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>>73734229
and then everything went wrong
>>73734240
2000

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:p

>>73734229
>two bridges
needs more
t. Pittsburgh

>>73734236
do not be rude towards the new 'fu

>>73734197
Nah they changed it, if Leicester won the CL they would still get in, but if Man Utd win Europa League as well arsenal won't get in

>>73733990
The people who discover your body will have their day ruined

>>73734265
understood this reference
love yank cities desu

>>73734159
improved

main = readFile "input.txt" >>= putStrLn . unlines . sortBy (compare `on` length) . lines

>>73734108
I'll howl more if arsenal finish 7th which is more likely

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>>73734265
im not sure if the number of bridges makes any difference in SC2k

>>73734145
Its really a lot more than that. People just think of the sjw outlets as the entire site when in fact its like saying /b/ is all of 4chan

>>73734205
I have no friends, none tjey're a;; in scotland and I'm in ireland, the job I'm going into in mayt is a dead end shit one for the nhs, meanwhike my ex is in switzerland living it up

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Stop posting anonymously.

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>>73734279
i like that you understood that reference

>>73734159
that's haskell, dimwit. stand by your damn original point >>73733127

>>73734276
Changed it when?

England gets four CL spots, or five should an English team wins the EL

>>73734309
dont care

>>73734299
Can't wait until he destroys Trump in 2020.

lost another argument on /wsr/

pricks

you lads seen The Young Offenders? just watched it last night, very good.

>>73734299
literally the face of a deranged killer, I can't look at this picture without feeling hands around my neck

>>73734298
Belfast?

>>73734310
>England gets four CL spots, or five should an English team wins the EL

Yeah and in the case of Man Utd winning the EL and Leicester winning the CL, those 5 will be taken up by the top 3 + Leicester + Man Utd, meaning 4th place would lose out

just btfo some runt on /wsr/

>>73734299
unironically think it'd be pretty neat if personal computing was outlawed except for computer professionals who did it for their career, and i started to lead a double life as a professional and a hacker working against dystopian corporate gov'ts

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>>73734309
>dimwit
waiting until he realises

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the 'burbs

>>73734298
post among your good friends in /brit/. and do NOT talk to, think about or otherwise encounter exes

You will always find me in the past. I can be created in the present, But the future can never taint me. What am I?

>>73734374
memories

>>73734298
Post drunk willy

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>be Irish
>ultra Irish nationalist but don't mind the English
>English/Brits no likey
>Scots want to colonize us
>Welsh want English to colonize us
>Northern English always try to murder us
>southern English are the only cool kids but the power behind the murder
>EVEN FUCKING IRISH PEOPLE HATE ME BECAUSE NIL GAILGE AGAMSA

im stress

>>73734374
racists

>>73734298
haha, we're kinda similar in a way
all my friends are in england, im in scotland, and im about to be kicked out of uni but cba to fix it. im a virge though, no relationships for me
/brit/ is our friend pal

>>73734374
>>73734391
The future can taint memories if the event changes your perspective

>>73734374
farts

>>73734404
>been NEET for a week
>sleep has already fucked up again
ah yes

>>73734374
Waifus

do not engage with it

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me

me doris shagged a wog

>>73734374
gimmicks

>>73734412
by the time that happens the future has become the present

>>73734374
My huge schlong

>>73734374
nostalgia or poo

>>73734374
history?

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What's wrong, goys, don't you want your mums and dads to see what you're posting? They just want to keep in touch.

>>73734427
what are you doing in oz, nige?

>>73734374
a dumb potatonigger

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>>73734404
>>73734419

my ex bf works for the facebook
lmao

>>73734298

i'd kill to be in your position reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>history?

>>73734399
riddler btfo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5vZWrsaYWU

>>73734446
yes


What belongs to you but others use it more than you do?

how do you pronounce nige? i've always internalyl pronounced it "nig ee" rhyming with piggy

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Kind of prefer Tropico to Sim City honestly
its just so satisfying

>>73734472
my milk

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>>73734449
*covers webcam with tape*

don't worry about it, lad

>>73734474
nidge

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>>73734451
on tour with the lads

>>73734433
I get what you're saying but that can still be described as something in the future will taint it. You can make the statement generally without needing the subject's point of view

>>73734034
not really my fault you decided to save your strings in a fucking text file, you loonie


import sys

with open('/home/ANON/list') as f:
ur_list = f.read().splitlines()

ur_list.sort(key=len)
for x in ur_list:
print x

>>73734492
what's that he covered in the side of it?

>>73734474
nigh-j (all one syllable, its short for nigel)

>>73734474
the state of you

nigel
nige is just nigel without the l

>>73734472
willies

>>73734516
the microphone

>>73734472
My time

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>i've always internalyl pronounced it "nig ee" rhyming with piggy

>>73734427
>>73734495
hey it's my dad

>>73734512
hmm interesting numbering system you use where 6 = 1 neurons in overdrive

>>73734472
labour power

assignment finished and submitted, now to wank myself silly until the sun comes up

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Ah yes, the so-called gf

>>73734568
>inverted nipples
my man

>>73734570
good post

>>73733008
want to rape her in the shitter

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gonna go watch the latest frivvi video and fall asleep to the fantasy of her being the missus
night leds

>>73734586
Lena is fucking hideous.

GET EM JANNY

actually i must do one more thing first

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the so-called gf

mental to think about how a meteor killing all the dinosaurs and most life on earth 65 million years ago is the reason we have abnormally high reserves of oil and coal easily accessible for us, which in turn completely catapulted our species as a whole farther than anyone could have imagined before.

>>/g/as >>/t/he
>>/t/
>>/a/
>>/i/
>>/g/
>>/s/

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Why do American Presidents have to be reminded by their Slovene wives to celebrate Easter?

>>73734630
Our entire species is based on genocide. It's disgusting.

>>73734647
I think its pretty amazing

>>73734641
fucking hate british tabloid trash

>>73734561
maybe call you should call your script for "i_learn_how_to_read_from_file.py" instead then, you fucking hack

>>73734641
Why is that eleven year old boy almost six feet tall?

>>73734618
give queenie her peas

>>73734544

can we get a shot from the back

or maybe a long distance one

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>>73734586

>>73734642 >>73734642

>>73734642

>>73734642 >>73734642

>>73734642

>>73734642 >>73734642

night leds

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>>73734671
here comes the choo-choo train

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can't believe the bf watched london spy without me
i had seen it before but still

>>73734670
trump's only 6'1
barron's about 5'9
it helps that both his mum and dad are tall

>>73734662
fucking hate yank presidential trash

>>73734662
that's the BBC you dense yank

>>73734710
your fucking country is run by women