/brit/

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>>73731640
>>73731640
>3. Sargon of Akkad/Carl Benjamin

How old are you /brit/?

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THE IRISH TRULY ARE THE BEST. FUCK THESE PAKI CUNTS. GIVE BACK THE MALVINAS YOU SMELLY SNAKE-CHARMING CURRYNIGGER CUNTS.

I CAN SMELL YOUR BALTI THROUGH MY APARTMENT WALL. NIGGER I DO NOT WANT TO SMELL YOUR DINNER SEEPING THROUGH MY WALL.

HAJAAJA. BRIT CUISINE: TIKKA MASALA, BALTI AND VINDALOO. Hahajahajajaj. THESE FUCKERS HAVE NOTHING.

*KNOCK KNOCK* OH IT'S A BOBBY FROM THE COP SHOP. "ALRIGHT M8, I SAW YOU HANGING AN ENGLISH FLAG OUT YA WINDA AND THOUGHT I SHOULD TELL YOU TO REMOVE IT. BIPPITY BOP BASH, ON YOUR TOES M8. THOSE FLAGS OFFEND PAKIS!!"

HAHAHAHA NO PRIDE. EDL RUN BY AN IRISHMAN. YOU CUNTS CAN'T EVEN STICK UP FOR YOURSELVES.

recycle old thread

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>>73731692
dumb chav slut

come back to synchtube juniper

british culture:
Hate muslims.Hate wogs.Hate Pakis. Hate foreners. Hate special needs.Hate the left. NOT racist just don't like them simple as. Love pints.

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WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU! AHAHJAJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA

GET REKT PAKIS. ENJOY BURQAS AND SHARIA PATROLS. HAHAJAJAAJAJ."RANJEEV, QUICK HEAD DOWN THE QUEEN VIC FOR A PINT ME OUL DIAMOND." -- THAT IS YOUR CULTURE. RANJEEV BLOWING YOU OUT.

HAHAJAHAHAHA YOUR CULTURE IS GONE FOREVER.

IRISH IS FLOURISHING. AND OUR ECONOMY IS RECOVERING. WE WON.

SCOTS ARE US. WELSH ARE BETAS. ENGLISH PAKIS CAN'T EVEN BOX. AMIR KHAN GOT DESTROYED.

REMEMBER, DON'T SAY ANYTHING TOO BAD ON THE INTERNET OR CAMERON WILL 'AVE YOU. YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS. HAHAHAHAHAAJAJAJ.

NEW ISLAMABAD = LONDON

HAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAJAJA

SANDNIGGERS.

I HOPE YOU GET SLASHED UP, YOU CUNTS
PAY REPARATIONS.

>tfw free healthcare
can literally ANY country without this be considered first world?

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>>73731640
>Socrates: Would you agree that [unprovable ad-hoc conclusion based on a misunderstanding of language]?
>Strawman: Why of course, Socrates

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Karenime

>>73731736
you don't get to pull this considering how you were the offending thread last time

need a bf

>>73731780
No! This can't be happening I'm in control here!

>feel like watching Ben-Hur to just relax
>remember Ben-Hur is literally 4h long

I've never used redditflags but there used to always be autistic drama and you'd hear random county names throughout the threads

did they all move to a discord or something?

always screech at all caps irish posts

>>73731739
come to derbs and chat that shit mate

when someone uses the expression "born with a silver spoon in his mouth", do they mean a tablespoon or a teaspoon? asking for a friend

Battlefield 1 MP is quite fun

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>>73731638
Got that hung up now actually, pillow went all lumpy and shit because it was cheap

>>73731825
i infiltrated their bent little group and dismantled it from the inside.

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Would you an Irish man?

>>73731859
nice so you're azusalad
whatever happened to junlad?

>>73731860
t. fatcam

>>73731855
serving spoon

>>73731739
alri you fat weeb cunt

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>>73731859
You should be hung up nonce

>>73731859
>the way things work
cool

>>73731873
It's a long story that you can probably find if you search the /r9k/ archives

Lads, behold the runt circus that is /brit/

>Thailand is a nonce
>Greater London is black
>Bedfordshire is a bender
>The Americans are all hopelessly retarded
>Israel keeps everyone pacified with porn
>Swansea is a women-hating turbo neckbeard lanklet attention whore who probably can't grow facial hair and will never have a girlfriend
>The aggressive Irishman can still not spell 'you're'
>Canadians are so awful compared to their stereotypes or even behaviour outside of the general that I'm led to believe that they are not real Canadians, or are all secretly Quebecois
>Mexico has posted dozens of times but has provided neither a single (You) nor a point of discussion
>Denmark is a communist in support of the EU
>Algeria is an actual rapist and his hair is receding to North Pole levels
>Lithuania enters the thread purely to hurl attacks towards the general population of the thread and our nation, then promptly leaves
>Devon moderates the threads (for free!)
>South Yorkshire posts hats
>And don't even get me started on fucking Lancashire

Remind me again why you continue to visit this general.

getting my daily dose of the ol' Molyneux :^)

lads I think im in love with natalie austin

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This the future Mayor of Greater Manchester

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>>73731894
Yes please

>>73731860
infiltrated ur mums fanny and dismantled it

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>>73731916

>>73731899
One me

>>73731899
I come here while the next movie Im torrenting downloads and it never fails to be full of the most pathetic virgin lefties convinced they are normies.

literally got a message from a girl saying "have sex with me"
said no

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Stacey's feet

>>73731899
to be annoying enough to be included in this list

>>73731825
i got bored of the script for one

opinions on black mirror?

>>73731899
I only come here to laugh at abnormies and troll

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>>73731899
I'm glad I don't use a flag or any gay shit on here

>>73731924
HI WOOWEE

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>>73731859
>Essentials of UK Politics

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bokkle milkk

>>73731874
>muh hard man shtick, im a manlet muay thai fighter!!
>post boipussi lads
>boipussi leaking again
>anyone else here from /epl/?? haha!!

fuck off you're the most boring cunt here, yourself the other lad post the most boring shite

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>>73731899
>forgetting australia

>>73731899
guess I'm not autistic enough of a flagcunt to be included

>>73731945
>reddit mirror

>>73731899
Why is Thailad a nonce?

Not convinced shagging a 17 year old makes you a none 2bh

>>73731959
she looks like an ugly boy why do people dote after this bint

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>>73731728

Don't waste your time on the English runtlets brother

>>73731934
>Heh, I don't need to be here. You're all losers, I just come here to laugh at you. Heh, heh...

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492386534904.webm
d

>>73731960
away and fuck you're toilet

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PHIMO

Might do a 'k

willy wank, poo bum!

Hampshire

>>73731924
>i've made a huge mistake

>>73731945
stand alone complex with smartphones instead of cyberbrains and no fun stuff like spider tanks or ghost hacking

>>73731895
Forgot I had that, might do a read before beddy byes

>>73731958
Didn't actually buy it desu I just borrowed it from college and forgot to give it back lmao

who here /sometimes flick on extra flags just to see what the runts are doing/

>>73731979
juniper and shitizen are the same/in the same league runt

>>73731983

Unsettling image

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what's objectively the best area of england?

Cute girl is work goes around holding the other girls hands and cuddling them. NEED her as a gf

>>73732007
me

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>>73731899
to post stacey and see my pasta reposted

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>>73731983
is it probiotic?

>>73732027
See >>73731995

>>73731983
what the fuck is this

>>73731976
currently at 14% :^)

>>73732008
>I try to convince myself there is a secret personality cabal against me because I'm so uninteresting

>>73731983
ah yes ear gauges

always amuses me when mongs have stupidly giant ones

>>73731859
>skeleton key
this made me think you're a manchild more than the anime desu

>>73732027
Wales

>>73732027
urban: merseyside
rural: lake district

Just literally pulled a weird skin flake/scan off my foreskin

Thoughts?

>>73732007
>>73732031
t. twisted fucking psychopaths

>>73732047
have a guess retard

>>73731970
If you've followed thailad's story for a while and pieced up the limited evidence we have, I'd say with 90% confidence he is a literal real life NONCE.

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>>73731983

>>73732007
every thread
sometimes i 'accidentally' leave it on though, hehe

>>73732057
I have not read a book in about 6 years tbf

>>73732047
the future, son

Going to do a poo. Anyone want to see a picture of it when I'm done?

>>73732084
>gif
fuck off

>>73732089
ape

>>73732095
no thanks, good luck and have fun

>>73732095
yes

>>73732089
i only read when i have to for uni lol
would rather not generally, especially fiction

>>73732078
I haven't 2bh, I always wondered why hes called a nonce tho

The few times I spoke to him he was sound

>the autistic retard who can't say gif properly so he spoerges out everytime one is posted is back

>>73732089
the only time i've read books is when i spent two weeks in jail haha

read about 15 books then haha

>>73732123
hello nigger

Literally nothing in England that Scotland doesn't have but also does better

>>73732089
it shows lol

*enters thread on skateboard*

haha sup dudes

>>73732089

Thick cunt

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I've seen this meme for five years now and I still don't know what it means.

When would be an appropriate time to use this meme?

conn iggulden>leo tolstoy

>>73732139
Hampshire

>>73732139
imo scottish architecture is overall a bit better than english, but english churches are far superior

>>73732122
>spoerges

>>73732131
Hello Liam Cooper

>>73732152
It's to be used when you are concerned about something

>>73732109
Thing is the only time I'd read was before bed but I can't get to sleep unless it's near pitch black darkness
Thought about getting an E-reader in the past

Would love to ______ ______ in _____ _____

JK Rowling > leo tolstoy > nabakov > tolkien > dostoyevsky

>>73732119
It's not hard to work out, now I'm starting to think you're just a nonce apologist

>>73732152
anything disconcerting

>>73732152
when you semi-ironically want to alert the authorities

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hi

Lads I just don't find white women attractive anymore. I think the kike got to my brain.

>>73732152
the call that saved

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How can you not have read a book n 6 years I literally read books daily

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>suddenly people care about nigs killing nigs because its on video

it happens literally hundreds of times a day in America alone and nobody gives a shit. Why this one?

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STAND UP ALL VICTIMS OF OPPRESSION
FOR THE TYRANTS FEAR YOUR MIGHT

>>73731960
im not whoever you think i am and i dont post any of those

this personality shite is cancerous, knock it on the head

>>73732202
thoughts on thus spoke zarathustra

>>73732181
kiss, tim, the, bum

>>73732202
same. its my only escape from this shit world

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>>73732202
by being a runt

>>73732170
thats the correct spelling

>>73732187
Like I said in my original post, I don't think fucking girls 16+ makes you a nonce

>>73732202
this
on average I read a bit with my morning tea and then in bed before I sleep

occasionally different times of the day as well but always those times

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the spanish gf

>>73732027
solihull or failsworth

>>73732211
because it's on video

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>How can you not have read a book n 6 years I literally read books daily

>>73732183
i know its bait but this is an absolutely infuriating post

who the fuck is liam

>>73732211
A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
- Stalin

basically, plebs are idiots

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>>73732169

This is because due to the Scottish Presbyterian religion where there's less focus on ceremony as in the Anglican and catholic denominations we built simpler churches, probably contributed as well to scotlands higher theist percentage today as well

>>73732223
>>73732224
>>73732222

>reading
Lmao at you fucking nerds I literally can't read anything that isn't greentexted or two paragraphs long

>>73732196
Opposite for me. Used to have yellow fever but now I can't stand anyone that isn't from the British Isles

feel like i know exactly how to make someone mad on 4chan

it's a relatively basic formula for guaranteed (you)s

CANT SEEM TO FACE UP TO THE FACTS

IM TENSE AND NERVOUS AND I CAN'T RELAX

CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE MY BEDS ON FIRE

DON'T TOUCH ME I'M A REAL LIVE WIRE

psycho killer

>>73732245
But WHY does that cause it to be so different?

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>>73732183

>>73732234
Nor do I, the 17 year old is completely irrelevant

fitizen and fake fitizen were the only good irish posters

>reading fiction
laughing my ass off at you
read something useful, educate yourself

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>>73732271

>>73732270
because showing something happening rather than telling how it happened has a greater impact

>>73732282
foy

>>73732224

Aye, currently reading the witcher series I love fantasy escapism

>>73732239

Your life sounds comfy my friend

>>73732247
Runt

>>73732293
chortling

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99% i left my enema bottle on my desk at home and im not returning till next weekend

say a prayer my brother doesnt see it boys

killing old people is WAY worse than killing kids/younger adults to see

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>A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.
>- Stalin
>basically, plebs are idiots

>>73732279
alright

thanks

>>73732311
my gimmick

>>73732255
>basically, plebs are idiots

The difference being that people cannot comprehend so many deaths. Anything past 1000 becomes just a unimaginable number.

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only based English musicians are ones of Irish origin

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*inhales the mainstream meteor*

>>73732328
for plebs

>>73732333
pretty sure john lemon is english

>>73732139
people
brews
london

>>73732315
No it isn't all coffin dodgers should be gassed. Waste of space that just smell and are immobile and going crazy from dementia

>>73732314
you got that bottle because you have some sort of colon illness right

>>73732314
Should just use a regular bottle with a sports cap

>>73732347
Going to fucking ballhammer a sunroof for your tiny baby brain, retard.

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Me when I see your post

>>73732333

Literally who on the right, that the guy from James?

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>>73732152
not sure about that myself actually mate

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>>73732317
t.

>>73731488
Hmmmm, Hibernian conspiracy confirmed?

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Everything in the 40k Warhammer franchise has equal authority as the scriptures and traditions in the matters of salvation and the liturgy of the Holy Apostolic Roman Catholic Church

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>>73732333
DELET

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>No it isn't all coffin dodgers should be gassed. Waste of space that just smell and are immobile and going crazy from dementia

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AePRD1Ud3Lw

>>73732384
shant be reading a word of that rubbish

>>73732351

>people
More xenophobic, selfish and racist
>brews
You must be trolling Scotland has the best ales
>London
Glasgow

Try again kiddo

>>73732391
i remember reading a warhammer 40k book when i was a little kid

gaunt's ghosts

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Why don't you like her?

>>73732333
*posts two shit, derivative musicians who are completely culturally English*

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Don't understand why /brit/ actually found the video upsetting and collectively called someone edgy for saying they didn't care

I'm not even a rorke nor am I completely desensitised with hard to watch videos but the video was tame as fuck, there was no suffering and he died instantly

It was one person, hardly a tragedy

>>73731983
>cut dicks are so unaesthetic and gross

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Patrician kids book coming through

>>73732414
unattractive sad eyes

forgot the real name for eyes that point downward like that

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>>73732374

>>73732421
Thank you. Bunch of literal fucking pansies

>>73732423
You know that's flaccid you fucking mong?

>>73732413
only good thing about warhammer was sniffing the glues and paint

>>73732376
yeah. he's James!!

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>>73732421

>>73732421
CAN'T LEAVE THE STEVE

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>>73732410

Catalonia will triumph

>>73732354
actually i use it to clean my ass before i stick my hand inside

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>Everything in the 40k Warhammer franchise has equal authority as the scriptures and traditions in the matters of salvation and the liturgy of the Holy Apostolic Roman Catholic Church

>>73732414
dumb chav slut

>>73732467
fucking wretched

>>73732442
Good God

>>73732406
It is a good read, very informative

apparently i'm intimidating

>>73732442
needs more jpeg

>>73732430
“Freaks”
“Powerful”
“Savage”
“Madness”
“Fuckery”
“Problematic”
“Extrapolate”
“It’s bizarre”
“Silly bitches”
“How dare you”
“The idea that…”
“We’re going deep”
“I’m no expert, but…”
“He got jacked, son”
“A hundred percent”
“Good googly moogly”
“Pull that shit up, Jamie”
“Charismatic mega-fauna”
“Diffusion of responsibility”
“I used to have a bit about that”
“I used to be addicted to Quake”
“I used to be addicted to pool”
“Be the hero of your own story”
“Jiu Jitsu is like human chess”
“What I don't understand is (x)”
“You should start a podcast”
“We live in strange times”
“(X) is a bad motherfucker”
“Anthropomorphization of animals”
“Watch this wolf jack up that eagle”
“The wage gap has been debunked”
“Kids are like bundles of human potential”
“Every 10 years the cells in your body change”
“The problem is everyone wants to be on a team”
“The problem is no single person should be in charge”
“Isolation exercises just aren’t applicable in real life”
“Being a police officer/the president is an impossible job”
“People before the internet were virtually apes/cavemen”
“You can abuse anything, you can abuse cheeseburgers”
“Domestic pigs change their DNA when released in the wild in weeks”
“MMA is high level problem solving with dire physical consequences”
“More tigers are in captivity in Texas than the entire rest of the world”

should i sell my rowing machine and buy a bench and a 100kg set of dumbells?

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>>73732410
I think he's serious

>>73732440
negative canthal tilt

>>73732430
predators have high concentrations of insoluble vitamins and stuff, right? can't imagine it's healthy eating them

Love getting attention on Grindr x

anything from the trolley ?

>>73732421
nah it was more like "wait, you feel any tinge of sympathy for an old man being killed in cold blood? you stupid reditor, go back to redit!"
go back and read the threads if for some reason you fail to remember this

>>73732482
as in girls find you uncomfortable to be around or lads think you might start on them?

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NAME ONE attractive person with a negative canthal tilt

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>>73732512
beans

>>73732446
i never got into it aside from reading that one book and buying a little box of unpainted metal figurines that i never opened

>>73732491
aesthetic formatting

>>73732414
NEED a stay-say doo-lay gf

just bought a 'chon pass

how do i make the green clover appear beside my name?

>>73732512
I'll have the lot

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>>73732410
>Glasgow

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>>73732536

>>73732494
nah u should get a barbell

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why the FUCK does it matter if an innocent person was murdered in cold blood while they walked down the street?!?! it was PAINLESS! they didn't feel it!! WHO CARES LOL

fucking redditorss!!!!!!!!!!!!!

reckon i'd be a normie right now if my dad hadn't killed himself when i was 5

my mum reckons i'd be even more fucked up if he was still alive

>>73732506
haha yeah when one of those big willys get sent you wewwweeee

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The hijab is objectively a good idea.

>>73732549
press ctrl-w in the options field

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I'd highly recommend you lads to try training in HEMA (historical European martial arts)

Especially if you're a fantasy or history fan to learn how to fight and can even participate in tournaments

Legit feels empowering knowing I could actually kill literally anyone since I started training

>>73732574
Love it x

just ate three dozen burgers and 2 liters of soda

>>73732560
to make a barbell not useless i'd have to buy a squat rack as well which increases the price massively and i dont have the space for it
when i get to the gym i do barbell training, but i want something for home

Accidentally put pepper in my coffee fml

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>>73732568
HOWLING

>>73732523
nah that was one autist, the majority of this thread were sympathising
you were probably in the /pol/ threads which I wasn't

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

>>73732498

No faggy royals in Scotland either

>>73732577
*unwraps sweet and drops it upon the floor*

>>73732569
think the reason most of us are here is because we had fucked up childhoods

>>73732592
swords are weaponised fedoras

>>73732592
i could already heem ya without needing to train mate
>>73732614
no i was in the /brit/ threads, they said /brit/ at the top

>>73732592
>I could actually kill literally anyone since I started training

*takes a gun out and shoots you*

Oh no if only history could have taught you something

>>73732529
a couple girls i know told me at a party that they found me intimidating before they got to know me but now they like me

i always pictured myself as being somewhat aloof but not intimidating

>>73732621
>faggy
FOY

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>>73732619

>>73732552
I don't fucking think so mate there's other people in this thread besides you, you know what? you ain't getting nothing you greedy cunt

>>73732569
expand on your mum's argument

anyone who isnt agnostic is a fucking idiot

>>73732621
>Literally nothing in England that Scotland doesn't have but also does better
>nothing in England that Scotland doesn't have
>doesn't have royals

Any Shetland islander here tonight? I may have some questions.

>>73732619
makes me laugh every time I watch it

>princess Harriet needed counselling after his slag mum died

Grateful this runt will be nowhere near the throne the bastard

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its like an RPG map

For every one psycho chick there's ten-thousand aggro pricks.

>>73732656
*catholic

>>73732640
yeah they probs meant you stood around all weird with a face like a slapped arse

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>>73732619
this is the GOAT agdqkino

>>73732635
/pol/tard

honestly the irish can fuck off, they're awful

>>73732677
>mfw there's a dinosaur level
Love it. It's like Earthbound.

Primus sent me this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY7jSesdxl0

>>73732677
it's the same font as the runescape map that's why

>>73732640
confident every girl in the office feels like this about me

>>73732635

You genuinely could not, an untrained person against me would be a straight up slaughter, I'd literally tear right through you

>>73732638

Guns are women's weapons, that's not a fight you idiot

>>73732592
how long you been training for lad? what's the club like, lot of fat 'doras?

How do I get the cum off of my sister's panties? This is very important.

>>73732139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slu1OuykMIk

>>73732753
Fire

need a boyfriend

>>73732709
theyre alright

>>73732743
*shoots you anyway because your rules don't matter*

*kills you*

Have no sympathy for the poor

Should try working harder, lazy bastards

>>73732712
>>73732733
I've been playing around with Unity lately since learning Python
I'm thinking I might learn C# as well and work on a game
I've always had this idea of like a WRPG version of earthbound where you're like in the normal world more or less and have to navigate around it.

>>73732654
my dad was a drug dealer and cheated on her regularly

agnosticism is just atheism for the pseudointellectual

>>73732786
Same

think ill ask a gal i like out tomorrow lads, going back to uni the day after and gonna regret it if i dont

>>73732796
you fucking cunt!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARRHGGGGG

*knocks your lights out*

>>73732698
see you are mistaken for a second time, i am beginning to suspect your reading comprehension is perhaps not the greatest
>>73732743
could spark you out with a single knock to the chin, you're out of your league i'm afraid

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>agnosticism is just atheism for the pseudointellectual

>watch video of women and children get gassed to death in syria
awful stuff
>watch clips of brutal gangland murders in Brazil/Mexico etc
terrible altogether
>watch video of some guy's dog being put to sleep
*literally cry for hours*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrEmF4SK3T4

K I N O

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>>73732839
>>73732814

>>73732778

It always rains in Scotland this cunt is full of shit

>no Scottish beer

Utter shite that they wouldn't at least have tennents

>3 pounds too expensive

Pints usually at 3.30 in Scotland 1.60 at best at wetherspoons

This (((((English)))))) comedian is full of shit

>>73732847
warriors come outside and play with us haha

>>73732846
I won't lie, this is definitely me

Why do so few brit posters identify themselves as Scottish?

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*braps your path*

*inhales*

>>73732883
Scotland is tiny and full of leftists. They all post on reddit.

>>73732830

*walks away as my guards block your path*

Jeeves, take this deluded commie into the cellar, we're gonna have a little fun tonight, get the gimp!

*stuck in the middle with you by stealers wheel starts playing*

>>73732883
most of the scots post on r/Scotland not here

>>73732883
embarassed

>>73732883

I'm just here to troll I don't identify as British and don't want to post with this shitty (((((((Union Jack))))))))

The scotch are an embarrassing gaggle of backstabbing bastards

>>73732883
Because it's not a real country also it's nothing to be proud of

>>73732778
howling

But Scottish accents are the best accents in the island.

I wish I had a Glasgow accent :( :( Life truly is suffering.

alright mum i've had my miscarriage im off to school

>>73732974
are you a nigger?

Sorry lads the wrestling is on won't be able to post here as much during it

>>73731725
old enough ;)

>>73733008


>>73733008

>>73733008
>>73733008

>>73732999
good there are enough gays here already

>>73732996
Nopey. No such thing as a black person in El Salvador. I kid you not.

>>73732974
>scummy country likes other scummy country
>murder capital of the world likes the murder capital city of Europe
pottery

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>I've always had this idea of like a WRPG version of earthbound where you're like in the normal world more or less and have to navigate around it.