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Arthur edition
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Donald the Ant
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Motto had a patient who committed suicide from the Golden Gate in 1963, but the jump that affected him most occurred in the seventies. “I went to this guy’s apartment afterward with the assistant medical examiner,” he told me. “The guy was in his thirties, lived alone, pretty bare apartment. He’d written a note and left it on his bureau. It said, ‘I’m going to walk to the bridge. If one person smiles at me on the way, I will not jump.’ “
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fucked it sorry lads, pls recycle for the next one x

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powerful...
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taxation is theft
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Which Pepe best sums up your feelings right now?
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HOWLING AT THE OTHER TWAT WHO LINKED FIRST AND MISSED A DIGIT
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>>73727278
Grim
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>>73727290
If that guy at the back is 190cm how tall is the girl?
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>>73727290
fucking state of manlets
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>>73727278
tbf its apparently common for suicidal people to make plans to kill themselves and then do it differently.
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>>73727322
i-it was my first time
no bully pls
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the gf
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went to see boss baby at the cinema with the family today
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LE BASED BLACK MAN! UPBOATZ FOR TEH COFFIN DODGER RIB IN PIECES EPIC OLD GUY!
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>>73727291
>paid 500 in tax last week

roooo
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>>73727291
agreed
cannae wait for /ancap ireland/
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>>73727278
Entitled cunt...how often does the avg person get smiled at?
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Been doing a sad for the entirety of 2017, see no reason to stop for the foreseeable future either.
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>got exams in a week, trying to study
>gf throws a fit because I'm not paying enough attention to her
>pretty much says she's breaking up with me after exams

Ah yes, women.
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>>73727317
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>>73727331
he looks a bit shorter than her because of the perspective and the distance that hes at

looks like shes about 180cm
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>>73727290
>no qt leftie paki gf
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>>73727387
>went to see boss baby at the cinema with the family today
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>>73727317
>>73727407
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>>73727387
How was it
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>>73727317
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>>73727278
Arrogant runt, why did he deserve to be smiled at? Was he smiling at anyone else?
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>>73727373
make it your last one too
will be making a new thread when this hits bump limit haha
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>>73727317
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>>73727291
Gay
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>>73727387
could not think of a worse way to spend my last day off before going back to wagecucking
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>>73727377
this is actually a very pretty gf


look canada i give you a hard time but as long as you keep posting qts you can stay.... these are your best posts
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>>73727402
I get smiled at all the time

I am handsome tho tbf
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>>73727404
been getting angrier but also calmer desu
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>>73727387
was it as stupid as it sounds?
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>>73727317
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>bed .. *sigh* .. time
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Liking this pepe posting. Always cheers me up.
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>>73727317
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>>73727460
alright cool thanks
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>>73727406
2bh its probably been a long time coming and shes been looking for an excuse and finally found a good opportunity to tell you
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>>73727209
guy on the right looks literally just like i look right now, down to the clothes and everything
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>>73727317
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>>73727406
they were put on this earth to test men
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>>73727404
been doing one for a couple years now hahahahaha and the pills? they do nothing
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>people posting Easter the Toad thinking it's Pepe the frog
Lads
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>>73727004
cute video
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what the fuck is the deal with people who speed?

was driving through my neighbourhood where there's always kids playing and people crossing the street and this fucker behind me is tailgating

when i turn into another street he honks at me and drives by doing at least 70km

these cunts need their licensee taken away
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>>73727471
>>73727432
Was a mediocre kids film. Perfectly fine but not great

brother wanted to see it
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>>73727454
fantastiche pepe
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>>73727317
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might start going by my middle name desu

note: my middle name is taylor
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>>73727516
Tbh it's not even that, just that she's a bored runtlet. Wants me to go running to her and "talk about us", but I literally haven't got the time so she can get fucked.
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>"you can stay", says the yank in the /brit/ thread
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lads which drug is the best to do with mates? considering some mushrooms with the lads but i dont want to have an awful trip
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>>73727387
have never heard of "Born Leader", why put his name in massive letters on your film poster? if it was a recognised voice talent I'd understand
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>>73727453
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>>73727518
Alri big ears haha waheyy
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business idea: men enslave women
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lads unironically call me sibo, which is kinda like deano
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>>73727505
ich hatte einen Kameraden
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>>73727560
fuck off you granny
although I only speed when appropriate, tailgating is cunty behaviour
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Did you know that the best complexity for any comparison based searching algorithm is O(nlog(n))?
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>>73727317
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>>73727560
lower class trash with no regards to life or the law
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>>73727560
gotta go fast kiddo
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>>73727560
gets you places faster and it's fun

i'm not doing 70 in a 20 but there's nothing wrong with doing 40 in a 30 or 80-90 on the motorway
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hello is this /cum/?
no?
there's a lot of fucking yanks in here that need to fuck off
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>>73727317
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>>73727560
one time a guy in a big black pickup truck was tailgating me and i ended up slowing down to 30 mph, swerving to not let him pass, and then speeding up when he tried to other times. then i totally stopped for a few seconds before pulling into a driveway and rolling down my window and waving at him. he yelled he was going to beat my ass but oddly he just drove away. would've kept fucking with him but there were people behind us piling up
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>>73727317
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shan't be going to work tomorrow
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>>73727633
ich habe keinen Kameraden
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>>73727538
Dumb toadposters
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>>73727654
>80-90 on the motorway
genuinely still too slow
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>>73727660
*punches you in the face*
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>>73727428
I made this pepe about 4 years ago when I was in sixth form

Funny how these things get around.
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>>73726948

i know exactly what you mean
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>>73727460
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>>73727606
honestly how hard is it to copy and paste? how did you even manage to fuck it up?
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>>73727589
really depends on the circumstances
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>>73727457
>>73727457
>>73727457
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>>73727563
take him to see this next, the current movie im shilling
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>>73727317
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miss the yank who used to spam anti leaf posts
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the only place where its appropriate to speed is on the motorway
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>>73727668
why the fuck is it ALWAYS the cunts in big pick up trucks?

the fucker who was tailgating me had a big blue one with a dirtbike in the back
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>>73727639
what are you searching through? surely you meant sorting?
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>>73727589
Did some truffles in Amsterdam with my mate and it was pretty nice. You just sit in the park and appreciate how aesthetic everything looks.
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>>73727668
Very dangerous behaviour that lad
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>>73727703
It's probably my favourite, cheers
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>>73727721
probably hanging out with a few lads in a flat with some food
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I speed whenever I am able to, but not on residential streets. People who drive the limit at 2 AM when there is no cars around are insufferable.
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>>73727746
I speed everywhere and people enjoy it. Rare for them to see/hear a performance vehicle.
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>>73727768
i know, was in a heavy metal kind of mood can't remember why. was looking for a scrap
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>>73727514
what's this eye makeup called?
might ask the gf to do it for me
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>>73727777
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Lads I have four exams coming up, two I should pass no problem but one I need to study a lot for and one I have a good chance of failing even if I study a lot for it. Should I tactically fail my worst exam and put all my effort into the re-sit or try to pass everything and risk fucking up elsewhere?
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>>73727758
so it doesn't like make you see mad shit?
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sipping on green tea
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>>73727724
oh FUCK OFF
yanks are obsessed with cuck porn
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got to drive my dad's new BMW 7 the other day and doing 70 on the motorway feels like doing 30 in a normal shit car

often found myself drifting up to 95 without even realising before I worked out how to use the cruise control
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What's the fastest you've ever drove lads? My steering wheel vibrates like mental after 80mph but I've hit 110mph, maintained 100mph for a while several times too
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https://imgur.com/a/Gfpoj#3RO1zyp

wood berry
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>>73727773
It's good as long as you don't look at the shoddy black outline around the back of his head.
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mad that there are actual people in america RIGHT NOW responding to my shitposts
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>>73727755
Ahahaha actually meant sorting. Thanks mate, trying to revise for my algorithmics course.
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>>73727803

just how rich are you?
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babestation
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>>73727708
but it did make his day

see >>73727514


hes a lot more relaxed now
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>>73727803
do people follow the law there?

also you are a millionaire and you risk your life on a motorbike, why
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>>73727836
nah
only dmt does that
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>>73727785
where do you get your shrooms from and how much?

i was going to get some from the darknet but they were too expensive relative to other psychs so i didn't bother
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>>73727813
eyeliner?
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>>73727850
>mph

can't believe you twats claim to use the metric system
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>>73727850
200kph
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>>73727850
sat next to my german gf while she did 120 on the autobahn if that counts
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>>73727850
Got my old shitbox 1 litre Corsa up to 87 or so one day, she was rattling like fuck lol
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>>73727850
unironically probably never driven faster than about 80
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>>73727785
smack
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>>73727864
happy to help lad, quite an interesting course
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>>73727850
dad used to do 120/130mph on the motorway all the time, got sent on a 'speed awareness course'
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>>73727894
we use both
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>>73727836
Its not the same thing as mushrooms, but yeah. I spent a lot of time just staring at the branches of this tree we were under. Very relaxing and you're still yourself unlike alcohol or weed, if that makes sense.
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Jonathan Green, born roughly 1950 - 1990 BPH (before post-humanism), was an pre-techwar American public intellectual and writer. While only fragments of his work survive, modern scholars unanimously place him among the greatest writers of the pre-transhuman era. After long debate, scholarship now generally accepts Green as the author of the work known as "Cancer Girl".

Sources suggest that while Green was principally known for his writing, he also performed sermons on the "YouTube" sector of the internet, just fifty years before the medium was destroyed. His teachings included bizarre comparisons of women to cereal, postulations on the mind-spirit connection of adolescents whom he believed "more pure" than adults, and cryptic communications with his alter ego, Hank. His listeners, now commonly regarded as members of his cult of personality, were known as "nerdfighters". The etymology of this word remains unknown.

Greenism is now universally regarded as the de facto religion on pre-tech war Earth. The Cult of Green condemns women, comparing them to boxes of cereal that are meant to be consumed by men. Every spring, the time of Earth's adolescence, they sacrifice the cancer ridden to their God.
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>>73727894
ask any brit what system we use and they'll go to lengths to explain that we use a bizarre mix of imperial and metric, don't try to make it seem otherwise

fuck off
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>>73727894
>continentaldumbs and auspackers use only metric
>ameretards use only imperial

we are to smart, I can convert and measure in both with ease
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>>73727836
it can. I know people who took them and said they couldnt leave their hotel room because they were in bits after taking them
probably depends who takes em.
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>>73727560
adrenaline maybe?
at least for young people
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Reminder that a rich nigger is just a chimp in a suit.

No real difference.
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>>73727317
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>>73727887
also darknet
i don't mind about cost, it's the end of my first year at uni and i want to have 1 memorable experience
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>>73727873
Fun, lad.

Motorbikes are life
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>>73727847

nice cars are wasted on the old
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>>73727955
you also weigh things in stone which literally no other country does
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>>73727931
Yeah, I agree. NP-completeness is actually kinda cool and I'm glad I'm now at a level where all this graph theory has actual applications.
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lads
I really want to shag my sister

how do I stop these urges?
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>>73727887
A few years ago I was able to legally order magic truffles online, which contain exactly the same active ingredient as shrooms (psilocybin). So it's pretty much exactly the same, just like the difference between getting drunk on vodka compared to whiskey. Think I paid about £12 which was enough for a strong trip - just paid using my regular card. It's a good way of getting some if you don't want to mix with dealers, although the law might have changed since then so it'd be worth checking.
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>>73727968
aren't we all just chimps in suits anon
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>>73727846
how is this cuck porn
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>>73727968
ah so like orange men in northern ireland
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>He drives a car
>He doesn't live in a major global city with a world class rapid transit system as well as a well connected bus system
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>>73728006
shag your sister
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>>73727746
I did it on a dual carriageway on an inter-town road and got my licence revoked because I was going so quick

It's the only non-motorway that I've sped on because it's pretty quiet outside of rush hour. Unfortunately for me there was a speed camera van on it one day I decided to go quick.

>>73727917
I've been 115~ on a motorway in the 1.6 Clio I used to own and it was actually fine, just really loud
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always wondered how cinemas managed to fit several giant screens into one relatively small building
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>>73727317
>>73727317
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>>73727958
hmm, wonder if this is to do with dosage
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>>73727997
umm just divide lbs by 12, 14 or possibly 16 and add the remainder
really very simple honey
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>>73727758
should have gone to the van gogh museum you cultureless PHILISTINE
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weight: lbs (pounds)
height: ft in (feet and inches)
speed: km (kilometres)
distance: km (kilometres)
length: cm/m/km (centimetres, metres, kilometres)

anything else is shit
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>>73727997
only people

most other things I measure in kg
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>>73727997
oooh well shame on us for having a unique and storied culture ooooh dear how sad
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American civil war 2


https://youtu.be/9qKCl9NL1Cg
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>>73728006
escorts that look a bit like her
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>>73728013
why are you irish always looking for an argument
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>>73727850
probably about 10mph

only driven a couple of times haha

really should learn soon...
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>>73728015
I live in a runty bloated "town" in the middle of Southern Ontario
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>>73728030
>speed camera van on it one day I decided to go quick.
people didn't flash at you?

>>73728052
fucking idiot
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Really just want a bf
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>>73728015
>he can't afford a car
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>>73728015
enjoy your "life" trapped inside the m25 lad
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>>73728007
I paid about 20 Euro in the middle of the "DUDE WEED LMAO" bit of Amsterdam. I'd say £12 is a decent price.
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>bank holiday weekend
>'check points everywhere to stop drunk drivers (and drug drivers now cause thats a thing too)'
>ads on TV and radio about carnage on the roads
>literally driving half drunk every day cause fuck you I need to go places
>nearly get ploughed into by some actual drunk driver saturday
>drove past about 10 serious crashes
>didn't come across ONE check-point or even a single cop car over the whole weekend

and I live in a major city where they're meant to be doing this shit
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>>73727980
if its your first time doing psychs then yeh it will be a memorable experience for sure
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>>73727997
>you also weigh things in stone
never seen this in my life
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>>73727850
115 in a 70
87 in a 50
35 in a 30

I'm >>73728030


>>73728068
It's a dual carriageway with trees in the middle
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>tfw your youtube waifu is flirting with Max Landis on twitter again
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>>73728006
hey..... go for it


t. girl who secretly wants to get shagged by her brother. if he asked me i'd do it in a heartbeat.
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When you think about it, there is literally nothing wrong with sucking another man's cock,
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>>73727317
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>>73728076
faggot
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>>73728076
what are you up to lad?
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>>73728052
>it's a canadian post
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to be honest I hate /fr/
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>>73728015
>he can't provide his own transport without paying the congestion charge
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>>73728105
are you the one who did truffles? what experience should i expect with mushrooms?
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>>73728051
Its proper expensive. Doing drugs is actually cheaper than the museums and we were sick of museums after Vienna, which has some really nice ones.
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>>73728125
>faggot
fuck off yank
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>M25 has 8 lanes

northerners simply cannot compete
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>>73728061
Fuck off you wanker
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There were no speeding cameras in Birmingham for over 2 years and now there are only 8 average speed cameras across the entire urban area, only 2 of which I ever drive past

Has anything like this happened in other cities or counties?
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>>73728052
weight: kg
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>>73728103
The irish
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>>73727853
christ
the gf has a bodytype quite a bit like that
NEED her to wear a dress like that
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>>73728121
>Landis was born in Beverly Hills, California, the son of director John Landis and costume designer and historian Deborah Nadoolman Landis.[1] His family is Jewish

cogs whirring
noggin jogging
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>>73728122
stop lying
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>>73728131
Just wandering around bit drink
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>>73728009

woah...

...deep...
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>>73728103

>major city
>Ireland
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>>73728052
>height
>length
you listed the measurement of one-dimensional space twice, fucking leaf
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>>73728103
Cork isn't a major city spastic
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>>73728160
>gif
fuck off
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>>73728057
these antifa people are sneaky little cunts 2bh
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>>73728113
I've hit 70 in a 30 when i was smashed at 5am

Still alive with a clean licence though
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>>73728147
got stoned and went to em

was proper good

though the dutch are all wankers
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>>73728156
>distance: km
so close
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>>73728052
Weight: kilos, but know it in pounds
height: both
speed: mph
distance: miles
length: metric

>>73728197
he means measuring your own height, and then the length of things like your willy
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Watching 13 reasons why lads
Cracking series
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>>73728057
top lad desu
fuck trump and trump enablers
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>>73728057
would be sick but eventually the state would just put it down, assuming none of the army or police defects
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>>73728167
lucky lad ngl
that girl is a literal 10 to me
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>>73728103
>drove past 10 serious crashes
really?
Seems like quite a lot
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COqrbx8IFW4
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Back to wagecuckery tomorrow. Working till 8pm all week because work reasons. I make all this fucking money and have nothing to spend it on. Never go anywhere, have no friends, I just buy stupid shit, what's the fucking point?
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>>73728228
good goy
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>>73728094
I ordered them from Amsterdam desu, although this was in the days when the Euro exchange was much better, so chances are it might have been 20 euros and it just worked out as £12 or a little bit more. Either way it's a pretty good price for what was an amazing trip.
>>
Why exactly are americans so perplexed by using stone? why do they stop at pounds?

it's like using inches but never using feet
>>
>>73727909
is this the one with the bad hairline?
>>
Just realsied the Duke of Welligton is probably dead by now. Weird to think
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>>73728223
I am well aware. Why wouldnt you use the same scale for your willy? Are you a dicklet or something lmao
>>
>>73728245
Invest it all into cryptocurrency and you'll be a millionaire before 2020 la. That's what I'm doing anyway, NO WAY it can go wrong.
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>>73728254
whats jewish about it?
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>>73728245

Go travelling, you'll still be empty and depressed but at least you can spend your money on Filipino whores
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doing a cheeky phone post before bed

Didn't realise the tripcuntery was so bad at this time of night, any way to filter on mobile?
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Might do.a kill myself x
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>>73728057
good stuff
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>>73728228
Literally you
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>>73728256
smart americans are as smart as smart people anywhere, but regular americans are just fucking stupid

desu tho the more boxing I watch the more I'm won over by the lbs system for human weight
>>
Im just a regular guy - a regular moyshe
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>>73728276
It's weird Anglo shit
I know my weight and height in imperial and metric, but for every day things we usually use metric
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>>73728304
how fucking new are you?

it's basic knowledge one cannot filter on phone

christ.
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Find a flaw
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imagine if they stopped selling beer in pints
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>>73728245
>>
The streets of Birmingham are nearly lawless at this point, there's no police presence anymore because of cuts

I quite like it though and the pakis usually keep themselves to themselves
>>
beg to differ you bent welsh manlet
>>
>>73728365
imagine they started selling beer in pitchers
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>>73728254
Think for yourself la
>>73728329
Don't have any of these things though
>>
shan be going to work tomorrow
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>>73727589
Ketamine. Makes the most bizarre and hilarious convos ever.

Me and my mates sniffed 4 grams and started imitating pet noises to eachother for two hours straight. We didn't say a word just barked at eachother
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>>73728360
brown eyes, no definition in face

not even looked properly and can smash them off the back
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>>73728242
>that accent
can't tell if they do it on purpose or if they're genuinely trying
kinda like my mum who can't do yank accents for the life of her
not sure why because half of what she watches is yank tv
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>tfw got called a pedo and a white cunt while walking the doggo in the park today
>>
>>73728407
enjoy your destroyed bladder
>>
imagine if Donald trump actually nukes pyongyang
>>
>>73728057
just cowardly desu
punching is fine but using a bike lock like that in a non defensive way is just weak

lads probably right though, he doesn't seem too hurt
>>
>>73728382
imagine if they started serving beer pitchers on planes

or would they cut you off before that?
>>
>>73728366
no, labour is a factor of production you own
firms want to buy it off of you because they need it, they give you a wage in return
>>
>>73728439
Doesn't happen unless you are using it every week
>>
give me a movie to watch with a desert/sandy setting

really like that type
>>
>imitating pet noises to eachother for two hours
> We didn't say a word just barked at eachother
druggies everyone
>>
ronald rump
tonald drump
dronald tump
tronald dump
>>
>>73728365
they would sell them as 568.261ml glasses

beer is one of the few things that's allowed to be sold in imperial measurements
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>>73728360
Not Stacey
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>>73728449
>>
>>73728360
she was shit in doctor who
>>
>>73728460
New mad max

Old mad max
>>
did that yank watch kidulthood?
>>
>>73728426
>"Toad in the hole"
>clip is of an egg on toast
fuck me
>>
>>73728442
Still don't really understand this whole NK v USA thing

Is it really as simple as US don't want NK to have nuclear weapons and will start a large scale war to stop it?
>>
>We didn't say a word just barked at eachother
doggies everyone
>>
Why do people say cocaine is shit but I like it? Is it because normies are already feel confident and socially adequate?
>>
>>73728242
NEEEEEED a bong gf
>>
>>73728442
don't think he's worried about NK 2bh

china disagreeing with a US invasion and occupation of NK is what i'm worrying about
>>
rate the bucket list lads

>drink rum without drinking too much rum
>finish fallout 3 and new vegas
>lose my virginity
>burn someone's house and/or yacht
>make a non-white friend
>come up with a completely original joke that's actually funny
>smoke a high quality cuban cigar
>commit genocide
>masturbate in a public place WITHOUT getting caught
>write at least 4 books
>get struck by lightning
>visit finland
>learn to surf
>have someone who isn't familially obliged to, love me
>compose an EP with at least 3 tracks
>figure out how to use a semicolon properly
>wear a condom for a whole day
>have a hispanic person insult me in spanish
>>
>>73728187
alright, well have fun :)
>>
how do bars avoid having all their pint glasses nicked?

i guess they have security watching the pints right?
>>
>>73728499
niggerhood is shit
stop banging on about it
>>
>>73728442
I don't think I could, and I doubt most people alive today would be able to comprehend a nuclear weapon using in an act of war

people have lived under the threat of MAD for decades but I doubt anyone would believe them actually being used
>>
>>73728139
expect to completely forget about your current reality and to think that youve tapped into the true secrets of the universe and the true secrets of what it means to be human and to have a lot of interesting thoughts and insights about life as you start to collect your senses again. and as far as the visuals go, they're either usually very funny or very picturesque. youll generally be able to tell whats real and whats not but sometimes it actually is a bit confusing.


shrooms are pretty nuts 2bh
>>
>>73728495
seen

seen
>>
>>73728491
Eyes are weird
>>
>>73728452
you don't have a point go to bed wagecuck
>>
>>73728493
she was the only reason I watched it
>>
>>73728516
yes, but war is a completely last resort thing
>>
bored of here now

haha
>>
>>73728490
Nah they would probably sell them in 500ml and keep the price the same
>>
>>73728531
the us would lose the invasion anyway
>>
>Russian speakers were a minority in the Russian empire

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_Empire_Census#By_native_tongue

pretty mental how big it was geographically
>>
>>73728460
Khartoum
Gospel According to Matthew
Lawrence of Arabia
Dune
Fata Morgana
Walkabout
Zabriskie Point
Badlands (more dry steppe than desert)
>>
>>73728537
We're a first world country, so it's expected you wont nick it
>>
>>73728538
wouldn't expect a cultureless runt like you to understand art in it's purest form
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>>73727317
>>
>>73728528
It's shit because you can get the same buzz that lasts longer buy buying cheaper speed.

Fucking hate druglets that have only been taking drugs since they went to uni and think they're pablo escobar
>>
>>73728528
because it is expensive and more subtle compared to mdma
>>
>>73728576
fuck off virgin
>>
>>73728534
it's just meh
the genocide thing manages to raise it up quite a bit but if you took it out it would be quite shit
>>
>>73728531
you fucking idiot did you know that the west absolutely destroyed North Korea before the Chinese even got a fucking clue you're probably at chink yourself
>>
>>73728538
the newest one brotherhood I liked a lot


ARE YOU DIZZY BLUD
>>
>>73728329
would love to have a qt normie snapchatty gf for a couple of months
>>
>>73728516
There's also the issue of China supporting NK because they don't want American soldiers on their border but at the same time they don't really want to be associated with the craziness of NK.

Plus, if NK does collapse then SK and China will both have to deal with literally millions of sick and starving refugees.
>>
>>73728534
terrible, just terrible
>>
>>73728626
haha shall do, cya next thread
>>
>Fucking hate druglets that have only been taking drugs since they went to uni and think they're pablo escobar
>being proud of being a thorough urban burn-out
>>
doing a think lads

What do we mean by the specie-flow price mechanism in the context of mercantilist discussions of the balance of trade? What was the argument that this mechanism would make a trade deficit self correcting?
>>
>>73728139
I done 8grams dried liberty caps on New Years ever and was walking down a road and the pavement looked like stars literally felt like I was floating in the cosmos then I got in the house and started freaking out because I could hear weird alien voices in the garden and was peering out it every two seconds paranoid that I was about to be probed
>>
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>>73728242
>suggested
>>
>>73728605
sorry tyrone, I dont empathise with you or your shit lives of self induced poverty, drug abuse and gang violence
>>
>>73728619
Just asking, mate. Think you need to calm down with the speed hahaha.
>>
>>73728366
i rise at 6:30 without an alarm and take my time in the morning 2bh


but that other stuff is true haha

still get a little bit of the jewish money though, their money trickles down to me like scraps but i need those scraps to buy all of lifes modern comforts
>>
>>73728627
i could technically commit genocide by killing off an ant colony
>>
>>73728684
Not self induced when you are born into it
>>
>>73728624
Shit normie drug. Enjoy your fried serotonin receptors for a fleeting high that makes you act like an insufferable hippy twat.
>>73728687
Haven't touched it in a year I just do codeine and GABAergics now
>>
mad that the trips make post after post without getting a single reply, but keep going

Interesting to observe
>>
>>73728529
why did you delete this
>>
>>73728682
cannot understand why people think the british empire was evil
>>
>>73728442
Why would he? What's is the importance of nuking Pyongyang and needlessly killing so many innocent people?
>>
ouija Ouija exit BK
>>
>>73728537
They don't. Most pubs get new ones after a few uses so they're quickly replaced automatically.
>>
>>73728713
>drug snobs

creasing
>>
heyyy im back x
>>
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>>73728698
you know what, the UN definition doesn't mention people so I guess you would be right
>>
>>73728755
Woah dude I done like 200mg of molly last night I was so wasted!
>>
>>73728706
and then choosing to follow in the paths of your parents and peers into a life crime and underachivement?
You know a couple generations ago Ireland was poor as fuck yet we didnt have rampent gang violence
>>
Ah it's the Runtoid who goes on about MDMA making people "hippies" again I see
>>
>>73728460
Black Hawk Down
>>
poured too many waters into my teacup and it spilled over onto my hand... yeeeeouch!
>>
I just realize that I should die
>>
>>73728676
took 30 shrooms before and they didn't do anything to me

think I'm either immune or my conception of reality is already craycray
>>
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>>73728734
>>
>>73728619
ooo you're hard
>>
>>73728737
Probably the genocide and human rights abuses over hundreds of years
>>
>>73728740
Laughs innit
>>
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>>73728460
Lawrence of Arabia
>>
>>73728804
pajeet

>>73728803
paddy
>>
>my chemical dependency is better than your pretend chemical dependency
The absolute state of """"hardcore"""" drug users
>>
>>73728713
t. ate grams every weekend for months on end and is now permanently depressed
>>
>>73728786
Nice serotonin receptors lad hehe yeha feel the love dude give me a hug bro! its not gay if I kiss you on the cheek is it? haha feel the love maaaaaaaan RADICAL!
>>73728794
Were they wet?
>>
>>73728684
I'd rather be black than Irish you potato munching nonce

You're a nigger too regardless of your skin pigment
>>
>>73728804
Fuck off Gerry
>>
>>73728737
british cognitive dissonance
>>
How's it going lads?

Just poppin' on by to check up on ye. How are things?

Alri, have a great one

Eric
______________________________________

"I want to grow. I want to be better. You Grow. We all grow. We're made to grow.You either evolve or you disappear. " - Tupac Shakur
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WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7EY-Gp-RIA
>>
>>73728799
omg this response is even more confusing


why are you so mysterious .... fuck....
>>
>>73728788
are you okay bby?
>>
want to buy ket
>>
@73728829
Don't reply to me without written permission from a parent or guardian. Thanks.
>>
>>73728828
What is ate grams? I think you might be mentally disabled from the fried serotonin receptors you have there
>>
>>73728746
lol who told you that

>>73728781
Not an issue when everybody is poor, becomes an issue when there is economic divide, look at the rise of gang violence since the Celtic tiger
>>
>>73728829
ya
>>
>>73728877
>>73728877
>>73728877
>>73728877
New
>>
foreners are being absolutely dire tonight, it's really something

going to bed, night x
>>
>>73728804
surprised people can even get like this without dying 2bh


also were these people in some kind of camp or something? were they forced to not eat? learn to hunt and forage for food lazy indians s m h
>>
>>73728831
howling
paddy btfo by jamal
>>
>>73728874
This girl who worked in a bunch of pubs.
>>
Business idea: we all crash a dance party in rural Ireland and whatever happens will happen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4FQBHbqHZo
>>
>>73728917
Doesnt happen over here anyway, would cost a fortune
>>
Dead as fuck.
>>
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