/brit/

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cara

Janny hath returned

wish i owned a centurion

plymouth

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FATTIES

THIS IS SO IMPOTANT

PLEASE READ

jan the man with the plan

FUCK janny 2bh lads can you believe it

really want to move to seattle

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Janny could heem every fucking one of us for free

Why don't any girls want me to be their bf? Feel like I have a lot to offer.

>>73724444
no

The goal is Bellevue, WA

the man with the plan, ruin 4chan, jan

Need to eat a girl's shit daily desu lads.

Shall be lodging a complaint against the janitor

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need a summer gf (just for the summer)

if u read this ur gay

careful lads, he's angry

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janny confirmed for nigger

>>73724509
christ women are so vapid
that hair
that makeup
that rag around her chest
that collar
those pants
those wide shoulders
those unflattering shoes
bet she's a right mong

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me and the bf

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the bf (male)

>>73724444
nice quads

Da gulls will be relegated this time next season

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business idea: set up a republic of /brit/ on drake's island with the lads

not allowed: yanks, pakis, irish

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Rate them

How's /gf2017/ going lads? Any leads?

>>73724581
*invades it*

>>73724564
what is the story behind this?

>>73724545
I got one too for saying i wanted to buy a gun, got warned for "being off topic"

baiting the chinese gf irl by putting "hong kong is rightfully british territory" through google translate

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>>73724581
>republic

>>73724582
5, 8, 6

>>73724582
not bent tyvm

>>73724566
why is it always rainbow socks

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>>73724470

>>73724559
Shes mainstream pop gal

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>>73724564
poor fella

is it minn-o-taur or mine-o-taur?

>>73724581
>seize British territory literally right next to the base of the Royal Marines

Well done Einstein.

>>73724734
don't particularly care as I never say it out loud

>>73724734
yes

>>73724734
Mi-no

>>73724802
Lol no, you retarded burger

*jumps onto your bed*

Teehee!

>>73724791
one day you might but say it wrong and get bullied for it

>>73724833
*tickles you*

>>73724833
my mum bought me egyptian cotton bed sheets. very comfy.

>>73724734
I've always said the second one and I won't change that even if I'm wrong

if I was the janny you'd all be walking on tiptoes, you'd all be left with fucking PTSD after my shift was over

thankfully for you cretins, I'm not the janny

Fact: the best British girls are born and raised in rural Southern USA and Utah

>>73724383
Fuk you you reminded my tintinius.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/65v3fj/more_americans_than_ever_before_suffer_from/

doing a read

quite interesting 2bh

i'm fucking furious

just lost a game on top spin 4

wanna smash my ps3

>>73724936
that would make them american mate

>>73724936
they're not british then are they you thick twat

>>73724965
>more_americans_than_ever_before_suffer_from/

Buzzfeed-tier lickbait

>>73724918

doubt it worm, I'm 6 ft 6 and built like a shit brick house

>>73724918
Would love being the janny, I'd let a thread go on then delete it when everyone is having fun. Reckon i'd chortle to myself quite loud

>>73724559
>pants
FOY

just heemed this runt at this gay tennis game I got for a laugh for 3 quid

bet the tryhard cunt is FUMING

god why can't i just have a nice toned stomach
sick of having a slight layer of flab so i can't see my abs

lads i kinda wanna get my legs waxed/shaved/whatever the word is. what place does this? need my whole legs doing as they're hairy all the way down.

>>73724936
true

>>73724963
how? explosions?

*walks like an egyptian*

>>73725078
bender

>>73724963
>Cup your palms over your ears, with your fingers to the back of your head.
>First finger on top of middle finger, and push down hard towards your head to click and smash finger on your head
No more tinnitus.

>>73724969
>>73724992
I'm probably more British than you (:

>>73725078
Buy an epilator (and some thigh highs

>>73725117
You're as English as the Kaiser mate

>>73725117
yeah probably. ethnically I'm mostly a dirty mick

i think over the years i've gritted my teeth so much due to game rage that my teeth have become misshapen

5 foot 7 and built like michael cera

AMA

>>73725164
you HAVE to go back

What do you think the queens favourite vidya is lads?

>>73724448
*eats taquitos*

Just watched passengers lads. Anybody else see it? What would you do in his position?

>>73725196
don't think she plays video games because she's not a malnourished insipid runtlet scurrying around under my BOOT

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>>73725117
>I'm probably more British than you (:
Sure thing Jose

>>73725196
empire total war

>>73725168
ECSTASY
C
S
T
A
S
Y

reminder caralad spends most of his time in other generals

what the FUCK is going in northern ireland lads?

>>73725196
minecraft

>>73725220
Why didn't he wake up all the women and start a harem

>>73725244
?

>>73725196
pokemon gold

what ever happened to maisiebro
'cide?

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>>73724898

I can see!

*dives head first into pillow and wiggles bum in the air*

>>73724775
it's privately owned

what are they gonna do, call the police?

>>73725196
She only plays map painting simulators

*rips off own jaw*

KKKRRRKRUUKRKRURKRRRRKURURKRKK haha

decided to grow a handlebar moustache

Business idea: buy fort boyard and set it up as a hostel for the /brit/ lads

>>73725196
>>>/v/

>>73725271
? Not aware of any unusual happenings

>>73725196
/brit/ gimmick simulator

>>73725301
just decided not to come to /brit/ anymore saw his filenames so presumably him post on /int/ a while ago

might fail my final year uni exams because i cba and don't want to work

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gf is a 24 year old grown woman and her texts are always littered with emojis/smilies and she ends every message with a ":)"

does my nut in

>>73724448
*swallows a whole tomato without chewing *

>>73725349
yes this is the board for serious discussions about language and culture

fact: peep show is the best pom-com

>>73725404
bf is a 22 year old gay furry and he talks like a normal human being

why are seaside towns always chav-infested

>>73725404
tell her to fucking age up her messaging or face a series of slaps to the head

>>73725404
yeh you have it bad mate. i feel really sorry for you.

>>73725155
he was half english and was a captain in the Royal Navy

*fetishises the hijab*

>>73725440
Low employment, high poverty, large drug scene

>>73725440
no they're not

at least not on the glorious north yorkshire coastline

>>73725404
My 53 year old mum does it too

>>73725440
Scum move naturally towards the sea much as sewage invariably moves towards the ocean. Florida is literally Deadbeat Dads: The State

>>73725434
excuse me but i happen to have an opinion that differs from yours

while peep show is excellent, i think black books is better

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tea goes gold too quickly

Gf is a Qt 20 year old woman with big arse and tits and she doesn't exist
Does my nut in

>>73725196
why play vidya when she can toy around with the pawns of the British public IRL?

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>>73725440
try again sweetie :)

>>73724448
How about a belly full of booze?

>>73724509
is that from black books

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqTOG79WCjY

>>73725538
splendid post

>>73725404
To convey emotions that would be obvious in the course of a real conversation but are not always clear without nonverbal cues

you fucking prat

>>73725475
all me

how come all the world's best athletes are black?

>>73725510
this is the opposite of blacked

love to heem the queen given the opportunity. Wouldn't be so big then, would she?

WHITE PEOPLE BTFO

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2017/apr/17/violet-brown-jamaican-oldest-person-117-emma-morano

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>>73725563
>maga hat
SHANT

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>>73725601
MELANIN

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>>73725609
fuck off you taig cunt

>>73725458
what a great bloke

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You people have stood in my way long enough: I'm going to clown college!

>>73725404
zero self awareness

tell her to come to the 'chon

we'll fix her up

>>73725440

These are the coastal towns that they forgot to close down, come Armageddon. Come Armageddon come.

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>>73725634
>lactoes

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Got really nice coloured golden blonde hair that shines in the light and has a nice pattern naturally but I'm thinning at the crown, going wiry on the sides and my hairline is receeding

Why is this happening to meeeeeee

>>73725563
Yeah we'll see about that, mate.

Supposedly drinking is a depressant. I'm not too sad or anything so if I stop drinking booze will I feel like I'm on cloud 9?

>>73725711
Get on the Finasteride lad, before it's too late!

With the current state of NI, i'm ashamed to have ulster scot heritage.

>>73725434
The Office will ALWAYS be the goat

>>73725675
terrible

>>73725675

Utterly howling

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>>73725609
I'm getting the word... "Rasheed"

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>>73725736
depressant doesn't mean it makes you feel depressed, fool.

though obviously nursing alcoholism isn't going to make anyone particularly happy

>>73725711
>tfw thick af brown hair i'm too lazy to go to the hairdresser

it's like i have a helmet on my head lad

>>73725740
>Reduces DHT

Hmmm not sure that's worth fucking over for the hair

i like to think that my cat has a french accent

>>73725779
Well I don't feel particularly nervous right now either, shall stop drinking and become the hardest man alive.

>>73725510
Jesus Mary and Jospeh

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>>73725440
stop visiting skeg

Staying in a hostel for the night

>>73725857
Any cute birds?

>>73725819
>Brown hair

Don't try to brag to me, boy

>>73725675
excellent post

don't listen to >>73725757 he clearly goes to essex

>>73725440
Get out of Essex m80

>>73725886
There was a decent looking one sitting in the lobby, more or less went straight in and to bed, up at 6

>>73725651
He was an alright guy, /pol would have loved him

>Dietrich von Hulsen, commander in chief of Germany’s High Command, and a Prussian aristocrat of advanced years and ancient lineage, died of a heart attack while dancing at the Kaiser’s request in a large feathered hat and tutu.
Other courtiers courted their sovereign’s favour by apparently 'happily' participating in their humiliation.

>The obese Count Emil Görtz von Schlitz once dressed up like a circus poodle, barking and crawling on all fours, according to the correspondence of an eyewitness.

>noting that in 1888 a friend of Wilhelm "declared that the young Kaiser's dislike of his Hebrew subjects, one rooted in a perception that they possessed an overweening influence in Germany, was so strong that it could not be overcome."

>Cecil concludes:
>Wilhelm never changed, and throughout his life he believed that Jews were perversely responsible, largely through their prominence in the Berlin press and in leftist political movements, for encouraging opposition to his rule. For individual Jews, ranging from rich businessmen and major art collectors to purveyors of elegant goods in Berlin stores, he had considerable esteem, but he prevented Jewish citizens from having careers in the army and the diplomatic corps and frequently used abusive language against them.[26]
>On 2 December 1919, Wilhelm wrote to Field Marshal August von Mackensen, denouncing his own abdication as the "deepest, most disgusting shame ever perpetrated by a person in history, the Germans have done to themselves... egged on and misled by the tribe of Judah ... Let no German ever forget this, nor rest until these parasites have been destroyed and exterminated from German soil!"[27] Wilhelm advocated a "regular international all-worlds pogrom à la Russe" as "the best cure" and further believed that Jews were a "nuisance that humanity must get rid of some way or other. I believe the best thing would be gas!"[28]

>>73725823
Faggot

the pet yank wants his belly rubbed again

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Visited Beachy Head a few days ago, properly fucking disappointing, nothing like the photos.
Also the walk from the car park is so fucking long that you'd give up on the idea of suicide.

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>brother see we are one in the same
>and you left with your head filled with flames

>>73725908
Southend alluded to

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>>73725839

got a luscious thick head of hair and the barber always remarks on its vigour

grandad on my mother's side had hair until he died, and my dad has only started thinning in his late 60s, so I'm good either way

many years of happy hair lie ahead of me (assuming I don't kill myself first, which is not unlikely ahhaa)

>>73725945
enjoy your manboobs and joint problems
as much as I love my hair, I'm not sure I'd be willing to feminize myself to desperately hand onto it for an extra couple years.

>>73725959
Choon

>>73725976
Shame you're a fat paki though.

>>73725949
give it a few punches between the rubs for me

nazi kino desu lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlPAfx1mAJ8

doing a depression again
considering the 'cide

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>>73725976
>tfw maternal grandad has a thick head of hair even still
>dad and his dad (my grandad) are balding/bald

https://www.infowars.com/turkey-to-vote-to-become-an-international-caliphate/


>TURKEY TO VOTE TO BECOME AN INTERNATIONAL CALIPHATE
>Radical leader attempts to push Islamism worldwide
when the syrian war starts to settle down the next hot spot will be turkey lads

i wana know what love is

Rivery head > Lakey Head > Beachy Head

*blows a raspberry*

>>73725113
Didnt work. :( I had been forgot this soundy shit for months until now.And now this effecting me so bad.Fuck you op.

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Do Brits learn about Benedict Arnold in school?

>you unironically might die in a nuclear holocaust soon
good feel

>>73726073
*blows a raspberry on your tummy*

>>73726079
literally whom

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>>73726061
T B H Turkey has more right to be Caliph than anyone
I wish they would bring the Sultanate back and stop with this bullshit.

christ lads
I'm sure /b/ has gotten even worse over the past few years
was going to shitpost there for a bit for nostalgia's sake but its not even worth it

>>73726120
Mummy used to do this to me

*feeds the pet yank a little treat*

>>73725959
banger

>>73726079
Whomst

>>73725976
don't jinx yourself m8, i used to brag about this exact same thing and now i'm bald as a molerat

>>73726120
do this to the gf now and then when we're playing about in bed and it makes her fucking SCREAM

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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>>73726106
I hope it's right after I've had a nice roast dinner and apple crumble.

>>73726139
its not even close to the same anymore
literally just porn and drugs now

>>73725675
lol

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Tickles the noggin

>>73726171
waheyyyy
*slaps your shiny bald head*
hahahaha waheey slaphead
*slappy slappy*
waheeeeyyyy

>What do you guys do that makes the righties pee themselves?

Republicans do not want people to have control of their lives.

Right leaning people think they have power when in reality they are just cowards.

Just yesterday in Nashville TN I had a conservative looking faggot at Belmont start cussing me out for my Hillary sticker and walked up to my car with my girlfriend in it.
He said he was going to beat the shit out of me when I stepped out of my car.

So I pulled out my Chiappa RHINO and asked him very calmly if he just threatened me.
This gun is fucking huge and a lot more threatening than the caliber actually is.
He was just like "no, no I didn't."
To which I responded "You just said you were going to,"Kick my ass"".

I told him he had no idea who he was fucking with and flashed my military CAC at him.
"I'm not some pussy fucking teenager, i'm a fucking combat vet and i'll kill you if you don't walk away."

Needless to say dude mumbles shit and starts walking away.

Guess his ethnicity and what he looked like.

Anyways, that's the left’s power.
I openly stated my beliefs on my car, I held my ground, and I escalated the encounter appropriately. Dude had no idea how close he was to being blow the fuck away.

This is what the left can give you.

This is why the right is afraid of us.

Republicans are (((Big Brother))), they don't want you to have control.

Why else are conservative states and cities the first to ban weed?

reminder to get a bjj blue belt for self defence so you can beat up 99% of people if a fight goes to the floor

>>73726079
Nobody here has ever heard of this man

>>73726106
how? You live on the west coast?

>>73726079
redpill me on him

>>73726120
*giggles*

>>73726140
same

>>73726176
fucking jealous. i'm a khv so i'll probably never get to do that

>>73726079
Isn't that an egg dish?

>>73726230
my dad and maternal grandfather both had full heads of hair when they died

it could happen to you

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>>73726221

>>73726221
incorrect, this is "occupy-democrats" tier

>>73726181
how could i forget when you bring it up every day haha

>>73726240
shalln't be reading this any time soon

>>73726240
>threaten to kill a man for talking a wee bit of shit

Fucking Americans I swear

>>73726317
looks like me except slightly worse

won lots of shit at mcdonalds
not sure how they are making money out of this

>>73726230

did you products in your hair a lot

got my conscription orders in the post today lads. im off to North Korea. Start basic training next month.

>>73726375
what

>>73726316
Most of it is correct tho

>>73726317
looks like me except slightly better

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>tfw /int/ is turning me bicurious

>>73726221
factually incorrect

fake news

have literally no chest hair at all

>>73726255
He switched sides during the American revolution.

I wish i never found this website
its warped my views and more importantly feeds my procrastination

smells like eggs in here

>>73726317
looks like me exactly

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>>73726414

>>73726416
can't imagine being hairless in this day and age

>>73726414
But a lot of it is factually correct

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saddest thing ive ever seen

Lads - housemates causing some noise and I need to get my sleep tonight. What is a good kind of material to use as earplugs when you don't have earplugs?

>>73726317
This is the ideal male body . You may not like it , but this is what peak performance looks like .

>>73726410
me too

bit worrying this

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me on the right

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RIP nan

>>73726458
show some fucking respect

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>>73726469

I could peel a lemon with my stubble

>>73726469
was quite upset last night but now I've completely lost interest haha

>>73726488
very realistic mask haha

*enters thread with a plastic katana and starts hitting you with it, annoying you slightly*

>>73726469
they STILL haven't found the fucking guy

>>73726469
The faggots getting upset at this is a sure sign to spot out the redditors.

Literally fuck off there is far worse on the internet.
babbys first gore video

>>73726468
it leaves out important details, details that completely change the message it's trying to send

>>73726469
he'd better hope the police find him first because if it's just some ordinary citizens he'll probably be lynched

>booked the rest of the week off work
>have got literally nothing to do until monday
Might kill myself

>>73726547
*shoots you in the head with a real gun*

>>73726470
it's called growing a pair and confronting the normies

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oh yea bud?
I've PERSONALLY decapitated over 41 Fascists with my bare hands using the ancient techniques I learned in the far east of Toronto among the hallowed halls of Mississauga's Square One Mall.
Diversity combined with the sacred tomes of Marx have granted me such incredible power that my physical form simply flies out of my ability to control it when it scenes the black auras of the Alt-Rightians.
all I can do is astral project and watch the carnage from above as yet another Nazi is sent to the Phantom Zone by my palm strike straight to the pineal gland.

haha the "facebook shooter" manhunt is now "nationwide"

why are police so incompetent

Hope no one itt unironically shaves anything other than their face

>>73726375
>>73726309

>Be yank
>Get shot live in front of thousands
Just lol

>>73726536
*attenborough voice* ah yes, here we see the millennial homo sapiens. a fascinating creature, combining a lack of long term empathy with glib humour

>>73726079
Only learned about him from an Ice Cube song

ASS TA ASS
THAT'S IT
NICE N EASY
MAAAAAASH PATATO

>>73726470
Find the fuse box

>>73726526
is he orgasming?

>>73726564
>faggots
FUCK OFF YANK

>>73726560
news is saying he's entered my state

don't like this

but i never go outside and i actively avoid black people anyway

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>>73726628

>>73726633
ah yes I remember this

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OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
I'M A LOT LIKE YOU

>>73726633
forgot about zack. absolute jobsworth melt.

>>73726565
A good few of them are black and white statements of I will do this and then he didn't do it or said he won't do it

>>73726628
Upvoted brother! I too possess an infinite amount of love for all human beans on this planet. Now off to watch Rick and Morty!

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>The faggots getting upset at this is a sure sign to spot out the redditors.
>Literally fuck off there is far worse on the internet.
>babbys first gore video

>>73726470
Cotton Wool

>>73726644
ded ;_;

>>73726696
>gif
fuck off

are stormzy doin a feat. with linkin park eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW44aPjOMvI

would do horrible things to certain posters in here

(not horrible as in deviantly sexual, but horrible as in actually downright horrible)

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>>73726690
>you're either an emotionless shitposter or a redditor, nothing in between

>>73726662
she needed an oxygen tank to sleep

>>73726685
i'm not gonna argue about it you irritating little polyp. if you want to hate trump then go ahead but just know that nobody gives a fuck what you think

>>73726608
>doesn't shave his knackers

*post in whatsapp group*
*it goes dead*

under the rails tomorrow for me

>>73726666
he had ten children
he went fishing earlier that morning
he was collecting aluminum cans when he was shot

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2003/10/13/jumpers

>>73726742
>being so new that you aren't desensitised to any gore

My nice hair is literally ALL i have going for me

>>73726721
dead sexy more like

Worst thing I've ever seen is still the video of that fire in the American nightclub.

Everyone's stuck in the exit and you can hear people screaming as the fire reaches them one by one. Gives me the willies.

>stormzy
>linkin park
>tripcunt
does it get any more runt than this? I've seen people try but I'm not sure it's possible

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>tfw your love for all creation is so infinite you feel love for nothing

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Forest are 1 point off the relegation zone lads

>>73726738
dreadful

>>73726741
*sneezes in your direction*

>>73726628
am i supposed to stay upset over the death of a man that lives thousands of miles away from me?

>>73726696
Why were you using a french proxy?

>>73726752
Because there isn't much to argue

>I will do X
>Doesn't do X

Pretty black and white

>>73726769
I am. But this wasn't gory. It was more out of the blue and the conversation and confusion in his voice made it all the more shocking.

>>73726666
dont click this video, it's the old bloke getting shot

>>73726797
haha look at that dog
really love dogs, all the daft stuff they do and that

bloody tories

>>73726603
This guy is mentally ill. It isn't that funny to make fun of him for being a skinny runt since he hasn't been able to think rationally about it and decide its okay.

>>73726756
;_;....


at least it sounds like he was having a nice day up until then. plus, the 10 children thing means hes had sex at LEAST 10 times in his life if not more.

if theres a heaven for a G he's certainly there.

>>73726738
He's shite but that boot song was extra shite.

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Just out here on my own wishing I had a bf desu

>>73726769
it wasnt the gore
its more the senselessness of it
just sees a random old man and BLAM. Dead

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me at 2:40
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoLgk9BnG4M

>>73726860
rare

>>73726872
he has anorexia? tbf that's better than what i thought, i thought he legitimately had aids

reminder that its purely coincidental that muslims are despised by cultures and ethnicities across the planet.

need a gf who's like my sister but not my sister

>>73724390
dave mustaine son is looking pretty good

>>73726902
>>73726846
le based black man amirite r/the_donald?! xdddDD

>>73726872
>leftists are mentally ill
ah yes...

>>73726917
ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

>>73726937
fuck you must be new here.

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>>73726872
>bing DYEL is a mental illness
I agree

Ah yes, the Stormzy gimmick.

reminder that its purely coincidental that whites are despised by cultures and ethnicities across the planet.

>>73726958
i can't stand trumprunts, fuck off

update on playing darts in the shed: played a bit more darts tonight

was trying to do around the board doubles but got to 13 and gave up because it took about half an hour and I lost one of the darts down the back of a shelf. will look for it in the morning

thanks for reading my blog

>>73726939
Yeah, that photo that gets posted about him is literally about his eating disorder.

>>73726917
>girl doesn't jump and allows herself to be rescued

imagine my surprise

EGGZ

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492342381544.webm

anyone who talks about their own piss/shit in a casual way is mentally ill, absolutely disgusting cretins

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>>73726958

>>73726958
im pretty racist but im not heartless
killing old people is like killing children in a way. they cant fight back. He couldn't even raise his hands up that high because he was probably had arthritis and shit

>>73726989
good blog, thanks

I've got a dart board on my shed door, play it sometimes in the summer hehe xx

>>73727000
poor lad, hope he recovers
>>73726960
i dont even think he's a leftist he's just some bloke

business idea: we collectively agree to ignore all posts not from the uk

>>73727000
I mean, the photo of him is from an article about his eating disorder. Apparently he became paranoid about eating healthily but started believing weird stuff like refusing to cook food or something.

business idea: communism

>>73726969
yeah its my first day here heh

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>>73726917
>all those giganormies complaining about being a loser
lol

horrific idea

>>73727020
I literally couldn't give one single fuck about some old black coffin dodging wanker.

Fuck him

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>>73727066