Culture Pals /cp/ General

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Direct black qts DIRECTLY to me please.

Requesting the VK database again if anyone has it

>>73722405
Those jungle bunnies are mine dutcuck

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>73722424

What do you need looked up senpai ?

>>73722569
An email

whats it like for other countries.

Generally as a Brit. Popular with Asians and Eastern Europeans. Not popular with western Europeans or Americans.

I couldn't imagine Americans would do that well with Russians, because every Russian guy Ive ever hanged around with always goes into a autistic tantrum about how much he hates US.

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>>73722469
Be careful...
This is Euro time.

>>73722712
It's actually the opposite.

>>73722601
...

what email I meant, I have the db.

though meh only 300 mbs loaded out of 2.8gbs so far.

I always REEEE when opening this

>>73722760
I'll message you on IP, and just use grep it's much quicker (assuming you're on linux)

>>73722839
meh, dual booting and I can't be bothered restarting now so...

and good luck messaging me on IP, no IP :)

shoot me an email on [email protected]

Twelfth for François de Grossouvre.

>>73723049
Oh I thought you're that ludwig guy, sure I'll email you now

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>>73723144
Good luck with that email.

>>73723186
You're aware that's an actual cock.li email right?

Does Helena91h keep viewing anyone else? She's viewing me constantly.

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>Not having a unironic HelloKitty E-mail

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>>73723221

Bump cause it seems to have slowed a lot

>>73724915
We're all going to bed and americans are still at work/school, give it a few hours and they'll be here

>>73725031
>he unironically sleeps

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>>73725064
Where in my post did I say I wasn't going to do it ironically? I sleep with one eye open checking IP at all hours

>>73722658
I get mostly Russians but I'm a guy. Vlad must be butthurt that their women wants us.

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>tell qt girl I'm fapping
>she gives lewds, I want more
>she says I have to show dick
>I do, she asks why I lied about being 7 inches mid fap
>boner instantly gone, get incredibly insecure and say I am getting a ruler to prove her wrong
>I am annoyed, because I have to prove her wrong and because now I can't get my boner back up
>she is feeling bad because she was insecure and took it out on me
>have to try to switch between trying to comfort her and trying to get my boner back
>I can't do both at the same time
>She keeps apologizing and says it'd be better if we didn't talk
>blocks me

EITHER SHE FELT REALLY BAD ABOUT IT OR SHE THOUGHT I WAS LYING AND DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT UNTIL I PROVE HER WRONG. GODDAMMIT IT'S 7 INCHES YOU JUST HAD TO WAIT A BIT

Is that Brit still in some Sardinian hotel??

Booked another holiday with Italian qt as well lads

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>>73725396
You should me mad that all we want from you is that sweet green card.

>>73725453
>having such an ugly baby dick that a girl goes from sending you nudes to blocking you
Wew

>>73725453
The same thing happened to me once. Getting a boner is pretty much impossible after someone does that shit to you. Extremely humiliating, especially if they just keep accusing you of lying.

>>73725453
>have to try to switch between trying to comfort her and trying to get my boner back

this would make me rock hard desu

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>>73725513
>get lewds from qt Ruskies
>give them nothing in return

>>73725541
Yeah that didn't help the self esteem at all. I wasn't lying about the size but maybe it was just that ugly.

>>73725453
It's not hard to make your dick look big in a picture anon

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What did "she" mean by this?

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>>73725453

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Somebody want her nudes? Cause I'm working on them atm

My test went 50% up just looking at her

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>>73725611
>their women wants us

You don't even remember what you wrote yourself?

>>73725874
Lord jesus

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>>73725689
Show us your dick and let us be the judges

>>73725692
I've never had to use flattering angles before, so I didn't think I'd have to now. She compared to to a guy who was 7 inches and also used a flattering angle

Anyways after green texting it I feel better. Time to finish my fap

>>73725874
She's BR right? I think she visited me a couple of times.

>>73725874
pretty sure this one blocked me lmao

>>73725874
If you got nudes off this one I'd love you for ever
https://www.interpals.net/KAO_FANG_

>>73725889
Kek, you really are butthurt like the Brit said. Your women want our dicks. I get their lewds and do not have to give them anything (including green cards). You sit there crying about the US everyday and how your women want to leave Russia to live here.

Stay ass mad, Ivan.

>>73725979
Yeah she is, why didn't you fuck her already you genius? If I lived in Brazil she wouldn't be walking straight for two weeks after I visited her
>>73725910
My exact reaction
>>73726072
You can't be serious

>>73726128
I'm a very degenerate person anon

>>73725692
This. I have a average/maybe thicker than average cock, but with the right angle it can look almost porn-tier.

Only ever gotten good feedback from shy sheltered qts to gays who probably get more dick pics in a day than most girls in their entire lives.

>>73726072
>>73726208
I'll have them tomorrow

>>73726208
I'll give it a shot

Shame on you

what the name of the script that lets you view all the profiles on a single page?

>>73726276
>>73726292
Thank you anons, I'm a sick individual one day I'll be cured

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>>73726074
Do you imagine having them on your dick when you look at their nudes?
You keep talking about having them on your dick yet you had none.
And yes, I'm really mad about losing women I'm not interested in.
And even if I was, it's still easier for me get a Russian girl.

>You sit there crying about the US everyday and how your women want to leave Russia to live here.
Haven't seen anything like that in /cp/ in the last 5 or more threads.
And if you're talking about /int/ in general, then I have no idea what's going on there.
I don't follow.

Anyway, enjoy your nudes.

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>>73726421
Kek, she wrote me a month ago, but I ignored her because she's a disgusting fatty

This will be easy

>>73726591
I have her on skype but I'm no good at this shit

>>73726590
>not mad
>this entire post
Kek

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>>73725874
I think I just fractured my test

can i into interpals without a pic of me?

>>73727022
You aren't going to get lewd with anyone and most people will ignore you

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>>73726817
You're right, I get offended by everything. Even when it's just a joke or has nothing to do with me.
I should've not even reacted, but I did. But who cares. It won't affect my life in any way and I'll forget about it tomorrow.

Good night.

>>73727099
ah forget it then, i cant i cant.
god dammit
>You aren't going to get lewd
its not like showing my face was going to get me to be lewd with anyone, im the ugliest ,motherfucker

Got her pics in lingerie lads

Took me like 3 messages

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I think I fucked up lads

My qt is Indian and I have been telling her she needs to be careful because climate change will destroy rice yields causing famine and war between India and Pakistan, advising she stock food

She wasn't taking it seriously so for the last 5 months I have been sending letters containing grains of rice to her. First letter had 10, 2nd had 8, and so on. Was supposed to represent the decreased rice yield as temperature rises prevent germination

She has stopped talking to me

Is this my fault? She is in denial.

>>73727221
post them

>>73727221
Link then

>>73727221
You're talking on interpals or another app?

Also I'd be genuinely interested to see the conversation to see how it's possible to get that lewd that quick

>>73727257
Are you legitimately autistic

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>>73727257
>I've been sending letters containing grains of rice to her
>Was suppose to represent the decreased rice yield

British autism strikes again, gg buddy

>>73727257
You have a pretty good sense of humor anon, I like it.

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>>73727357
Fairly easy lad

I even acted autistic and I still got them

She don't wanna send nudes, cause it's "bit too early for that"
>>73727301
>>73727309
Tomorrow fags, I'll post the whole set

whats a good webcam for skyping and shit, like makes me look as close to as if you were sitting next to me in real life as possible?

>>73727552
h-how does one get this confident

>>73727552
>Fairly easy lad
t. Chad

>I'm good looking, you're good looking

Only Chad could pull this off and you know it

>>73727552
Ludwig, when I have some better photos, can you help me with this shit. Will send my own nudes to you if your into that.

>>73727659
Ludwig already promised to send me dick pics to an email I left him

>>73727652
>>73727653
That's just a facade, I'm an autist in real life

After she stopped sending me photos I told her I'm going for a smoke and not to go anywhere until I come back

Now I don't know what the fuck am I supposed to do
>>73727659
I would help you if I knew how

Just act like you could do better at all times I guess

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>>73722405
This one just visited me Dutchbro

>>73727933
>That's just a facade, I'm an autist in real life
That's not the point, the point is you have a Chad look about you
I'm not a bad looking guy but I don't look Chad hence it wouldn't work for me

>>73728098
post brofile

>>73728130
I already posted it in the last thread, not posting again

QTS ARE RESPOMNN HEL

Ludwig just showed me his penis :3

>>73727257
No, she starved to death because you stopped sending her food.

>>73727257
Send her one more letter with a map of bengal and no rice

>interpals.net/maruka1002
Hmmm yess, totally not a catfish for yellow betas.

if an autist messages u do u respond, I've responded to everyone and I don't want to be mean but he's a strange looking one

>>73729878
:( rude i cant help it

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>Turkey
>is actually white
w-what? I don't know what to think anymore.

>>73730659
I actually met up with her friend in real life who was on interpals, and met her as well. She is Russian. Or at least that is where I met her.

>>73730702
Actually never mind, she is of Russian ancestry but lives in Turkey. I remember that she was also visiting Russia at the time. I'm not sure why she has a new accoun tthough, I met her like 2 years ago.

>>73730759
>>73730702
God damn. Is the interpals community this small circle where everyone knows everyone? What am I getting myself into here?

>>73730861

people make accounts every day but only a few thousand have been on there for a while and still get on often

>>73730861
actually it pretty much is because its the same people who have been there for years and sometimes they come back when they delete their account. i feel like i know almost everyone there or at least they look familiar

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>talking with German girl
>holidays come up
>she says her favorite American holiday is Halloween
>I agree, and say that I have a few pictures of myself dressed up
>she asks to let her see
>I show her myself in an SS uniform
>blocked

I wish my Grandpa didn't make me such a Naziboo.

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>>73731210

>>73731210

I would say worth it to be quite honest :)

Looks like it's burger o clock

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>tfw the ugly mug that viewed your profile slips past adblock

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>>73731210
Does she not enjoy a certain religious festivity that occurs this time of the year?

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>>73731434
Can I have a hug Serb anon?

how get lewdies

>>73731210
>learning dutch
>some immigrant starts talking to me about language exchange, showing they know how to speak and write
>say that I want to talk to the ethnic population
>they say they were born there and are as ethnic as anyone else
>say that a dog born in a stable isn't a horse
>BLOCKED

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>>73731936

Of course

(hug)

But why do you need it ?

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>>73732275
Thank you <3

>>73722658
>Generally as a Brit. Popular with Asians and Eastern Europeans. Not popular with western Europeans or Americans.
American girls love me and I do well with French and Italian girls, Eastern Europeans don't like me at but I don't know why

>>73732325
American girls love pretty much anyone anon.

>>73732322

:)

Have a song too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf4LsEnHdWQ

>>73732199
Tfw too dutch to be egyptian too egyptian to be dutch

How do you lads proceed from having normal conversation to getting nudes?
One time I was talking to this Korean cutie for a few days, then when I asked her for a harmless pic of her feet shet stopped replying to me

>>73732531
Did you tell them about your anime collection?

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>>73732531
anon...she probably thought you were a weirdo perv
The only found out some guys are into feet after posting on 4chan. before that I would of thought you were a weirdo lol

>>73732575
No, I don't watch anime

>>73732672
You can't randomly ask for stuff unless you're really attractive and she is into you. Otherwise you have to work for it, make sure there is mutual flirting. Ask for something to talk to her on that's more personal than interpals. Use emojis after you send something flirtatious because bitches love emojis. Ask for harmless pictures and slowly move your way into lewds. Try to drive conversations to borderline lewd talk as well.

>>73732531
it really does vary a lot, some girls will send me nudes after 5 minutes of speaking and others will refuse to send me nudes after months of talking and I have to meet them irl to see them naked. You have to use your instincts and guess if the girl is up for it.

>>73732906
>you need to use your instincts

look into their eyes. If they have those dead whore eyes they will give up the goods quickly

>>73732949
The lithu anon couldn't look into her eyes though as he was talking to an Asian

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>>73732987
anon you dick lol

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>continue to use qtcrawler
>go from 0 views a day
>last thread I got up to 10
>now I'm at 13

>>73733284
That is rather sad anon

>>73732987
top tier joke, you sure you aren't british ?

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Alright, let me explain my predicament.

I've come across the qtest qt on all of interpals. The problem is her 3 months since last sign in. She left her skype on her bio, so I decided to use that. I don't see much of a problem in that, do you?

Well, anyway, when I search for her Skype, you get two different accounts, one being live:qtanongrill, and one being just qtanongrill. I sent a message to the live one... three days ago... and still no response.

If I could get some feedback from a girl on this, that would be great.

DARE I MESSAGE THE OTHER ACCOUNT?!

>>73733426

I would say no, but you can always make a different/fake skype add her there, see if she adds you back, if she does, add her on your real account.

>>73733426
If you are going to just say that she left her info on interpals. Maybe start a conversation from there.

>>73732825
>>73732906
thanks anons

>>73732987
made me smile

>>73733531
How the fuck would that work.
"oh hey i messaged you on my real account and you ignored it. i made this one as a fake just to talk to you. please add me on that one"

>>73733547
yes that was in the other message
the thing is i don't know if she's ignoring it, or it's the wrong account or something

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>>73733176
a 7 inch one

>>73733609
>the thing is i don't know if she's ignoring it, or it's the wrong account or something
Well you could say that you sent a message to another account with the same name, but you don't know if it's active or not. So you decided to try this account to hopefully get through.

Honestly it kind of sounds like they are all the same person. Maybe they forget their password a lot. It'd explain why the info on the interpals account isn't taken down and the multiple skype accounts.

>>73733609
Maybe not be a fucking retard about it

"Hey saw your profile on interpals, you left your skype there, we share a lot of common interests if you wanna talk :) "

If she accepts, just leave.

She has two different skypes right
You tried adding her on skype 1
You're ashamed to try skype 2 as well

you try skype 2 from your skype 2
if she adds, you're on a horse

Add her on your skype 1, but don't ever mention you added her on skype 2, she probably has no idea and lost access to that account

Or that you also added her on a fake account to check

>>73733609
You're really overthinking it. Either one of the responses wouldn't be creepy. Just random

>>73733426
I think you might be talking about my qt anon... Which country?

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>>73734070
uuuuh
you first

>>73734091
I ASKED FIRST

>>73734070
>>73734091

What does it matter if she hasn't been online for 3 months.

Likely won't answer either of you...

>>73734180
I say it might be my qt because she hasn't been online on interpals for three months because we have been talking outside of it.

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>>73734178
Korea

>>73734218
You are safe.

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Does someone want to pick a twitch streamer for us to watch?

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>17

Fugggg

>>73734687
FBI here anon.

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>>73734687
Well?

>>73734687
her spine looks like it'd be fucked desu

>>73734687
legal here :^)

I'd give my life

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Did it die?

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Hey thread sniff my fingers

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wer did evuryaun gho???

girls suck

>>73736580
I am a grall anon

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>>73736821
DON'T DO IT YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR FELLOW PEPE POSTER

>>73736930

https://youtu.be/S0gJZMx79pA

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So....do I report her and her family to ICE?

>>73736989

ICE won't do anything unless they committed a crime

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>>73736989
threaten to deport if you dont get lewds

>girl is under age
>one of her favorite books is lolita

Nice try FBI!

Where do you usually get your qt to after IP?
I made the silly mistake to get them all on whatsapp.

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>>73722355
I am part of the New Meme™ distribution team.

>>73737189
skype is good because you can delte pictures from chat once you send, and you can save pics without notification

>>73737189

Whatsapp

>>73737189
Either skype or whatsapp

Is a longer profile or shorter profile better.

>>73737287
I think shorter, nobody reads that much. Just make sure is interesting enough.

>>73737189

wechat for chinks, kik for murricans and canadians, whatsapp for the rest of the world

skype for all

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>some African sends me a 8 paragraph first message
>open it up and just scroll down
>don't read a word
>back out of the message
Hope she enjoyed writing all that for nothing.

>>73737546
>make my account 2 years ago
>seamonkeys all over me
>make a new account a week ago
>no seamonkeys in sight

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He's everywhere

>>73738021
Do you think it has ever worked for him?

>>73738077
I've seen even more pathetic arabs get compliments on their walls/pictures.

I thought chinese girls being crazy was a meme, but holy shit

legit have been talking to this chink 2 days and she's already asking to get on my IP account to make sure I'm not talking to other girls

>>73738209
She's a keeper.

>>73738209
Chinese girls are crazy. When I was staying in a hostel in Prague, I shared a room with a Chinese girl and I asked her about Uyghur seperatism and she went 100% muh China, USA hates us, wants to divide and conquer, etc.

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>>73738209
same, only difference is that she's a thai girl. this ride is getting spooky

>>73738021
Based Turkey, how do you get them noods from Turkish girls?

>>73738301
Just like you would from any other girl, it's much harder though because Turkish girls are not used to this kind of things.

>>73737361
VK for slavs

Good morning.
>>73738021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cSJyZp6quQ

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>>73739698
Top o' the mornin' to ya!

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>>73739741
Hello, where are the nudes?

>>73739764
I'm not Ludwig.

>>73739800
Haha autist :DD

>>73739845
Aren't we all?)

>>73739872
No, bro, I'm just being myself.

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>>73739890
Aren't we all?)

>>73739913
Bro isnce i got confident i got all the ladies
wanna play basketball with me later bro?

>>73739956
S-sure.

>>73740062
Haha bro I hope you are tall since everyone here is 195 minimum haha bro bro bro

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hell lads I am from /pol/.

decided to try this interpals thing and it went wrong

at least I got some nudes out of it though, and this gem of a message

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I've got this old man who keeps looking at my profile help me pls

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>>73740085
I'll just ask my 2m basketball player friend to go as me. You'll never know.

>>73740213

for some background info, I'd ask questions, and she would respond "IT'S IN MY PROFILE, DIDN'T YOU READ IT?"

this happened like 5 times until I eventually said "why would I read your profile? you messaged me first and you're a hot chick so I decided to talk to you"

she then got an attitude with me and I told her fine I will read her profile. So I call her and go through her profile giving my honest opinion on it. I redpilled her on all of the jew shit she watches and she took offense to it

I think she has forgiven me now though

>>73740341
>I think she has forgiven me now though
You must be good looking. Where is she from?

>>73740213
kek, that's pretty funny

>>73740402
>>73740460

she's from canada

>>73740569
Think you can redpill her on everything else?

>>73725874
it's a boy

>>73730659
>/Mmwes
She messaged me once, and then proceeded to send a subsequent snarky message. She definitely seems unstable, as are most T*rks

>>73740686

maybe. I gotta wait though, she has "forgiven" me for now even though I didn't ask to be forgiven

>>73740705
Kek no she ain't

>>73740884
i'm pretty i've seen a trap who look like him on /b/ while ago.

>>73740867
Keep us posted. This could be interesting.

>>73740923
I got her pics in bra and panties, and I haven't seen a dick poking anywhere

She's the most high-test girl I've seen so far, if she's a trap then a very convincing one

>>73740967
ok i must be mistaken, post nude to be certain

>>73740249
fug D:

>>73734687
>that anterior pelvic tilt

>>73740993
Very clever frog

If somebody wants pics then give me your kik I don't want to post her pics on chins

>>73741049

Aww cmon lad. Just post them on imgur. If she's on Kik you know she's sending them to other guys

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Which nation has the THICCEST azns?

>>73741049
Come on dude don't be like that
>>73741257
Maybe Indonesia

>>73741291
>>73741234
She's a nice girl, don't spread them anywhere

http://imgur.com/a/5XcWt

>>73741362
>Nice girl
>Sends lewds to a stranger on the internet

Really gets the neurons firing doesn't it

Seriously though this general is a pretty small isolated community so you don't need to worry too much about them being spread

why dont you fags just find qts irl?
hahah fucking virgins

>>73741451
She's a QT that actually has a personality is all I'm trying to say

Really gets yours noggin joggin

someone make a new thread

>>73741362
Wow she's actually pretty hot, who'd have guessed

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>>73741464
irl is too easy for us, we want a challenge

>>73741657
There's still 100 posts to go

>>73741762
This of course

penis

>>73742473
You're a penis

>>73743246
Big benis :D

i'm a penis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtB4kxfQPs

Post your spring music.

>>73744070
https://youtu.be/l-dYNttdgl0
This seems fitting

>>73744487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6ZtBuMnVxI
This is probably more fitting for summer, but check this out.

>>73744070
>>73744487
>>73744684

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KISSu516X8I&spfreload=10

>>73744836
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOUqVuNzkA8
lel

>>73744942

kek catchy af

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/uk-39628713

We just one upped ourselves once again boys

>>73745702
>>>/brit/

>>73746204
I'm shitposting there too m8

>>73745702

meh this is fine

We have elections each year.

>tfw italian qt says she will cook me carbonara and other pasta dishes everyday when we meet
looking forward to the food more than the sex desu

>>73746506

you should slurp a spaghetti noodle out of her pussy, that'd be hot

>chinese qt
>very controlling, literally gets pissed if I don't do what she says or even just make an off the cuff remark
>was in tears for 20 minutes because I told her I didn't want to change my display picture

are all chinks like this? I'm just getting one more set of nudes then I'm fucking out

Guys I just want some personal nudes, why am I so autistic?

>>73740213
Making fun of Gilmore Girls was taking it too far

>>73748257
Yeap pretty much.

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>tfw Jap qt is falling for you super hard but you're trying really hard not to get attached but you're not sure it's working
Fuck me man, I didn't sign up for this.

>>73746506

Post pics of Sardinia. Also, what are your plans until you meet?

>>73748257
I'd cried for days whenever my portuguese crush didn't reply my messages

>>73751280
why do you do this though?

westerners like freedom

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I don't even know what to say..

>>73727936
Thanks but not feeling this one.

>>73752105
Pepeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>73752136
>Pass user since 2015

>tfw a nubian princess sends me her black booty pics

>>73725874
careful anon one mistake and she blocks you instantly

>>73752105
Send her to the gas chambers

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>>73752288
>captcha cuck

>>73752467
>he pays to shitpost on a Finnish whale soup discussion forum

>>73752309
Stop whoring her for (you)'s and share them.

>>73752907

>pays a small fee to save possibly an hour of his life a year depending on how much he shitposts

stay mad peasant

>>73752404
Kek
See >>73727552 >>73741362

>>73753089
>Gives his money to jewt and the feds

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>>73753110
D-did you get anywhere with the fatty senpai

>>73753392
She wrote me back but I haven't bothered to respond yet

Will tell you in the evening

>>73730948
>>73730962
>>73730702
>>73730659

FAKE NEWS

FAKE NEWS

I just messaged her and she hasn't been to Russia.

>>73753641

No mommy, don't do it again
Don't do it again
I'll be a good boy
I'll be a good boy, I promise
No mommy don't hit me
Why did you have to hit me like that, mommy?
Don't do it, you're hurting me
Why did you have to be such a bitch

Why don't you
Why don't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just fuck off and die
Why can't you just leave here and die
Never stick your hand in my face again bitch
Fuck you
I don't need this shit
You stupid sadistic abusive fucking whore
How would you like to see how it feels mommy
Here it comes, get ready to die

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Anyone remember Tim Burton's Penguin?

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>>73753445

>>73748257
Chinese girls are extremely spoiled in their countries. There are FAR more men than women, so they get treated like princesses. Her behavior is not abnormal, especially if she is a good looking girl.

>brit girl views my profile
>she looks kind of cute in her picture

hmmm..... Is it going to be one of those traps where they are really ugly in every picture but one? Time to find out.

>>73755084
>Brit
She might be cute but you know she wont be worth it.

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>>73755084
>She's half polish
That'd explain why she's cute
>she's 17
goddammit

>>73755201
17 is legal in France

>>73755201
>17 is illegal in the US

kek
>half polish

dumb racemixer find yourself a white girl instead

>>73755387
It's not illegal in some states, but for me it's still a moral matter. even if the girl was 18 I'd still see her as a kid.

we r all 1 race poland... the human race....

>>73755279
Stop this 'x' is legal in 'y' country meme

You know there's sex tourism laws to protect against this right? It's not about what the legal age is there it's about what's legal in your country.

>>73737189
Anything that doesn't expose your phone number or full name

Wechat is nice because it has built-in translation

>Filthy Germ views my profile

Shoo Shoo,

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Should anybody who views your profile more than ten times be considered a serial killer?

>>73757377
how do you check to see who has veiws ur profile?

why do men message me on this site, wtf do I look like I want to talk to a 45 year old man called Dimitry?

>>73757598
Christ man, I know you are a refugee taking shelter in Britain, but at least try to speak their language

You can see it on your home page - I check it often so I know how many times QTs saw my profile

>>73757758
148 times today.

how do I check to see who has viewed it more than once?

>>73753089
It's like you don't even know what gookmoot was kicked out of 2ch for

>>73757934
You occasionally check it - if you see them on your home page all the time it means they are stalking you

>I like deep conversations
>Gives one line replies every time

This website, seriously

>>73758092
Stalking your profile is old school. I'm looking through your window right now. Put on some pants

>pay her a lewd compliment
>she says thanks, talks about how men are really rude to her
>I hope you're not one of them anon
>haha no of course I'm not

Welp fucked up nudes with that one

>>73758376
you sound really cute anon :3

>>73758557
REEEEE I DON'T WANT TO BE CUTE I WANT NUDES

>>73758660
This makes you even cuter :3

>>73758660
All of them say stuff like this, but at one point they will talk about how much they want to suck your cock if they like you enough.

A perfect American individual
https://www.interpals.net/LostPhoenix_6

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>>73758824
Well I guess I'll keep trying more subtly

Alternatively I could try get nudes off this fine gentleman

>>73758906
Keep it subtle. I don't expect lewds from most of the girls I talk to, I legit just enjoy talking to some, while other I want to get lewd with since I think they are hot. If they are hot and interesting, eh, that's a good combo.

>>73758906
That looks like a fine gentleman in his best years, I'd obviously keep my eye on that.

He wants your anguspucci mane.

which one of you is cat fishing me?

>>73759154
me

>>73759154
That would be me.

Falling for my rich Italian QT. She's coming over to see me next month, but I have hardly any money, no car and I'm a massive loser ahah.

Shit.

>>73759189
>>73759218

she messages me the other day.

I message her today saying czesc and she says czesch not cześć, am I over thinking this. Seems fake.

>>73759253
>Hardly has any money
>Rich qt

Well there is your problem solved

>>73759253

How many brits have italians?

>>73759253
Tell me your secrets.

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Are Turks autistic?

>>73761629
>dog filter
Obviously she wants you to mount her

>>73761722
Should I? She is wearing a hijab lel.

>>73761744
tell her you want to take off her hijab and use it as a cumrag

>>73761744
That filter is the universal symbol of vacuous slaghood, so knock yourself out

>>73761629
she wants the knot

>>73761793
>>73761859
>>73761909
This is my genetic destinity, I didn't choose to be a Chad, it was already predestined, anything up to now and whatever non-Chad ways have been a slight detour. Turk pucci, my destiny.

>>73761629
Oh she messaged me too

>>73762554
What did she call you?

>>73762814
I'll check when I get home

>>73762904
inb4 it''s the same message

TURK'd

everyone on this site is a man pretending to be a girl holy fuck

>>73752105
"Feels good man..."

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>girl talks about how she doesn't understand why girls send nudes to guys 2 days into conversations. Says they must not respect themselves enough
>3 days later she is giving me pictures of her butt and saying she wants it in her asshole

>>73763030
Maybe that's just the type of girl that's attracted to you.

Is it a bad sign if a qt says "you are so cute))))"? I'm meeting her tomorrow and I told her that I'll help her to make sure she gets home safely. I'm wondering whether I've overdone it or not

>>73763477
Don't see how it is a bad thing. She probably finds it cute/attractive that a guy is showing a sense of chivalry by caring about her safety

>>73763477
Say "It won't come free, I expect a reward in the form of a kiss at the end"

That or "It won't come free ;)" which can be interpreted very differently if you're ballsy

>>73763353
That was mean af anon

>>73763709

>That or "It won't come free ;)"

just do this
saying you expect a reward is... well I always found it kinda awful