ITT: we imagine what /int/ would be like on July 28th, 1914

gib sudtirol and istria blease :DDDDDDDDDDD

>>73721671
t. literal ally of Austria-Hungary

Hello we are about to join world

im fucking tired

Who am I fighting and why?

I have a flu, going to cough over a bunch of soldiers.

>>73721491
yes finally war to end all wars

and a chance for us!

fuck russia

>>73721491
my feet are cold and my ears hurt
french lads are alright tho

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>home rule bill finally gets through
>it's delayed
Enough.

VOUS N'AUREZ PAS L'ALSACE ET LA LORRAINE

1870 NEVER FORGET

FUCK GERMANY

FUCK GERMANY

FUCK GERMANY

What do you mean we have shitty uniforms, little heavy artillery and the Germans are raping the Belgians at full speed?

FUCK IT, THIS WILL BE A WAR OF MOVEMENT! WE HAVE ÉLAN, MOTHERFUCKERS!

ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIEEEEEUH, LE JOUR DE GLOIRE EST ARRIVÉ

THE RUSSIANS WILL RAPE THE GERMANS TOO, WE INVESTED ENOUGH IN THEM TO MAKE SURE OF THIS

THE BRITISH WILL KEEP THEM AT BAY WITH THEIR NAVY

THE ITALIANS CAN BE BOUGHT, THE TRAITOROUS FUCKERS

NOËL À BERLIN!

W-what do you mean 140000 casualties in two days?

Calling it now
>Fatherland calls on our dominion
>PM Borden declares war on Germany
>Frenchies chimp out and burn down Montreal

>>73721491
yeah fuck this i'm not dying for belgium

>>73721491
If i knew what was going to happen in 14 i'd legit flee the fuck out of europe. Call me a coward all you want but i ain't stepping one foot in verdun nigga

A... A.... ATCHOOOOO

>>73721491
RULE BRITANNIA 2bh lads can you believe those continentals
the sun will literally never set on this empire

>>73722948
This little nonsense will be over before Christmas good sir

Fucking Mexicans burning our shit

It's a good thing we're an entire ocean away from this shit

Fuck Norway

>>73722072
Fuck yeah, with a literal happening about to go down I hope the empire crumbles to bits. After ' it's only a matter of time now.

>>73722751
Bit more complicated than that, and actual Anglo Canadians weren't running to join either. The Maritimes had a conscription crisis similar to Québec, but without any excuses except they were Canadian and saw no reason to fight a European war.

Protip: Most (55%) of the """Canadians""" that fought in WWI were originally born and raised in Europe