ARE DEAN edition
first for /brit/
plymouth
would heem that taig runt into orbit
sersh
Good edition.
Dry your eyes mate
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more fish in the sea
Dry your eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to walk away now
It’s over
Britain should have been Europe's potato farm.
9th for /cum/
still lolling and lmaoing at that lad who posted his tiny cock earlier
there is no feeling worse than insomnia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcjMAQfLhxY
tunes are in boys
kissed a human female tonight lads
second date on wednesday night
reckon I could get her back to mine for the ole in-n-out by next weekend
>>73720427
pics x
>>73720373
epic win for the lads at /brit/
>>73720427
it wasn't a tiny cock. you couldnt even see the full length. it was a phimosis cock
>>73720449
bit hetro
>leafs
FOY
>>73720449
how did you initiate communication with her?
>>73720449
REEEE THE TOAD BELONGS TO VIRGINS NOT NORMIES
Europe is Britain's potato farm
there's literally nothing better than anime
ibiza's rotten encrusted rocks
transmit
transmit
(transmit)
bogies
>>73720511
grime is
>>73720427
post it
>>73720525
please stop posting this slit-eyed piece of shit
>>73720525
is this kyary slag ver?
>when you fuck an escort and they tell you to not be so rough
CUNT, I am paying you for sex, I will be as rough as I want!
God, this annoys me so fucking much
>>73720511
have you tried marmite toast with scrambled eggs?
much better than anime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjzQBvOFaB4&feature=youtu.be&t=1m13s
>>73720581
i tried marmite with toast yesterday and threw it in the fucking bin because it was fucking rank
>>73720499
tinder
>>73720504
what's the matter mate? if I can do it anyone can
it's time to test the ______ ____
>>73720575
i'm a virgin so i'd be scared to be rough unless a woman says she wants it
otherwise i'd probably get accused of abuse or she'd snap my willy knowing my luck
wish i could be under 25 again.
wasted the years of 22-25 just after uni specifically
Always love when you're arguing with someone on 4chan and they reveal that you've both argued with each other in the past too. Fascinating stuff desu.
>>73720575
to be fair they've probably fucked like 5-6 people that day probably a bit sore lmao
>>73720607
post a picture of her lad
brit announcer for the boston marathon today was saying temperature in fahrenheit
tickles me inside it does
ill be over in ardoyne for any weekend any taigs wanna grab a pint
want nasa to put my ballbag into geosynchronous orbit
BROADCHURCH FINAL EP
find it incredible ironic that yanks swear by the imperial system
>>73720652
thanks mum
>>73720575
all prossies are fucking dickheads
prefer a wank these days
*executes a post with military precision*
>>73720446
Doesn't prove much tho does it
>>73720600
kek
>>73720604
fresh off the boat 'sheed
>>73720620
my kick's lou V
>>73720680
Yeah, but sometimes a wank just doesn't do it and you need a good fuck.
been working like a cunt lately with barely any days off and really, really need a shag.
Got a day off Wednesday and gonna fuck an escort. Want a Chinese girl.
>>73720730
if you like marmite you're a fucking nigger
>>73720694
>willingly pulling the wool over your own eyes
Fuck sake lad.
bet you thought i was gonna say vang
>https://www.starnow.co.uk/timbyrne1
Has anyone ever gone through Are Tim's filmography trying to spot him?
Is anyone here autistic enough to actually try and cast him?
had such an amazing easter hols. bit sad now
>>73720403
SEE I RECKON YOURE ABOUT AN 8 OR A 9 MAYBE EVEN 9 AND A HALF IN 4 BEERS TIME
>>73720642
Mon in lad. There's no Fleadh this year, which is a shame, but I'm sure you could still find time to get jumped anyway.
>>73720799
fuck off school twat
the gf(with extra haram)
>>73720794
absolutely screaming at this web page
did he do this?
>>73720794
if i saw that i'd close the page and never hire anyone from that site again
>>73720794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27kGpJF6Aio
1:03
>>73720761
Prefer more solid proof, that's just conjecture
>>73720607
>what's the matter mate? if I can do it anyone can
not me
hmmmmmmmm
trying to lose weight lads, just need to distract myself from the fact I'm not eating yummy sweets ahha
>>73720808
get tae fuck
worm
>>73720856
*watches you pull the wool over your eyes and rolls his eyes and walks away*
done lots of sex before, just did it now with the gf
reckon i'm on over 1000 times overall
ama
https://videos.files.wordpress.com/ye3jLBhI/18008149_1162264480552611_4218290524764766208_n_dvd.mp4
>>73720844
hahahhaha there are actually non psycho ones of him as well, I know he's schizo but how can he think he looks better as a sweaty heaving mess
>>73720449
>not doing the ONS
what a waste of time lad
>>73720923
SHAN'T be watching this again
>>73720923
if it's not hosted on 4chan i shan't be clicking it just fyi
>>73720906
Bit rude lad. Was only gonna be a wee jump, nat eben a biggun lyk wah bitta craic
>>73720841
>>73720844
Newrunts his page has been known about for yonks
>>73720923
Deffo clicking this 1
>>73720923
can't watch that again
>>73720967
looks a bit like ar brennan here
>>73720916
FONT
*broadens my prime-ministerial powers to the presidential category*
>>73720794
found him
>>73720923
shan't be downloading this virus, thank you
>Turkroaches literally voted to cuck themselves
Can't make it up boys
What the FUCK is up with the colours in his face?
having some digestives lads.
stop posting about fucking tim
such a shit gimmick
>>73720923
can swear you can hear a hit marker sound at 0:30
>>73721080
roaches will be roaches
why does tove lo flash her chebs every time she plays live?
haha le Tim xd so funny
so interesting
Tim! hahaha fascinating
>>73720604
>>73720755
Quintessential Rasheed posts
ARSE LEL
last sex was so disappointing
A lot of anticipation for a hasty sesh, she stopped just before i spaffed. my mental orgasm was stopped, the physical orgasm continued. refractory period with no satisfaction baka
i've been desensitised to most graphic videos after watching that funky town video
If she's already been sent around like a zoot then I ain't feeling the roach
>>73721137
Pray explain what you're implying in your post
>>73720623
What's she gonna do, go to the police and tell them you paid her for sex and you were too rough?
got a decent sized johnson and once fucked a small escort girl who couldn't take it and said I was being too rough. She wanted me to leave after like 15 minutes so I made her give me most of my money back. Still get mad thinking about this.
I've found it lads
FOY: The Song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2flpdqGfAsw
>>73721125
source
>>73721159
I think I know the one you mean
where his face has been peeled off, his hands have been cut off and they're slowly slitting his throat with a stanley while shoving a metal pipe down his mouth?
feel quite bad for tim, it's strange to think he was a normal functioning member of society once upon time. Wish he'd get some help
reminder Ilmarinen's Bride of Gold is a warning about the dangers of online pornography
>>73721245
yep, that's the one
>>73720794
>tfw cum within a few minutes every time with the gf
literally started running because apaently cardio helps with this shit. Any other tips lads?
convinced the early 2015 macbook pro is the best laptop that is out there
>>73721226
i'm not on about a hooker, just any woman in general
>2 lady owners from new.
>>73721264
he's beyond help. a broken record at this point, he is a shell of a man, a life unlived.
>>73721245
Holy.Fuck.
And I thought the brazilian guy getting schmacked with sticks was bad.
>>73721303
thats not what people mean by stamina lmao
>>73721244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cu0isIKnjg
circa 2:45
>>73721303
>tfw opposite problem
just can't cum sometimes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28B4fqMA9Oo
one of us 2bh
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1317836/4-boys-aged-9-suspended-selling-cannabis-Burnley-primary-school.html
50p for some weed at a primary school.
HOWLING
Stacey desu
>>73719333
>christian picciolini
just like to take this opportunity to expose this shill
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gefPSUlVgdA
>shan't
what does time smell like
>>73720794
one of you lads debunked this yday but was sure it was him
>>73721244
literally any live performance ever
>>73721395
i was the one who originally said this. was a typo as well.
>>73721349
what the fuck haha lovely
>>73721418
thats clearly not him
>>73721362
only have this if I've ingested drugs or have cum within the last 30 mins
https://forum.deathaddict.com/threads/man-is-flayed-tortured-and-has-his-throat-slit.3911/
here's the funkytown video for those who are interested
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iztQATPMkCM
>>73721395
petroleum
Got four fortune cookies lads, first reply to this post gets the fortune from the first one
*sharts in the biscuit and tea isles of your local mart*
banter
>>73721165
state of that face
would
>>73721307
Most normal girls that you have sex with will be much more into it than an escort and won't mind you throwing them around a bit, some even really enjoy it, whereas with an escort they are probably more cautious as, like I said, you can't really go to the police if a guy gets angry and slaps you about, so they have to try and diffuse the situation before it escalates. I wouldn't slap a woman around but I do like to throw them around and show them who's boss.
This is why a lot of escorts don't see black men as they tend to be more aggressive towards them. Not sure why.
Mormonism is a British American creation. Apologise.
>>73721395
like you've got too much tyhme on your hands
>>73721264
He needs help
>>73721466
no fucking thanks
what's the story behind it though
cant be fucked plugging the ol' xbox in
>>73721245
oh yea I remember that one
do
not
reply
to
it
a todaso
>>73721466
I daren't
>>73721510
whats stopping them going to the police
need an american gf (male) or bf (female)
>>73721101
Take that back lad.
Why exactly does this video time times more views than any of his other videos?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CYAXRGuxU
>>73721511
Mormons will be the only white people left in America in 200 years.
>>73721510
>This is why a lot of escorts don't see black men as they tend to be more aggressive towards them. Not sure why.
>Not sure why.
>black men
There's your answer m8
>>73721528
I didnt see it last time before the mods got involved, but its some Brazilian guy who has had his face and tounge cut off and is being tortured while funkytown is blasting on the radio
Tim is such a fuckwit
I hope he dies
>>73721593
was featured on joe rogan's podcast
>>73721080
>erdogan
>fair and honest referendum
Not likely.
>>73721466
Just a peak shouldnt be too bad..
>>73721590
nah
sick of seeing it fill up every thread
it's not funny, never has been
>>73721593
simple title
well known song
relatively normal thumbnail
there you go
>>73721593
guessing someone on the 'ddit linked it.
>>73721593
Because Joe '/r/activatedalmonds&DMT' Rogan mentioned it on a podcast
>>73721466
terrifying
>>73721366
>>73721372
filtered
>>73721593
Joe Rogan
>>73721572
Prostitution is illegal. If they go to the police they can't say that you paid them for sex. They could say that you were just having casual sex but you could tell them the truth and say that you paid for sex and get you both in the shit and most of them aren't willing to take the risk.
>>73721510
wew, the man who hires prostitutes is also a racist.
wew
I refuse to believe shan't is a real word
>>73721466
Not that bad.
Nothing will be as bad as the one of the Russian soldier getting beheaded by the chechens and screaming for his mum:
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=202_1365891411
>>73721488
alri
>>73721677
>Prostitution is illegal.
is it? don't think so
>>73721694
we do both
>>73721618
we all die one day la'
no need to hope for it
>joe rogan knows tim
shall not be believing this
>>73721678
Oh no, not "a racist"
Fuck off you inbred sheep-shagging hobbit
>>73721677
>Prostitution is illegal
no it fucking isn't
pimps, brothels and solicitation are though
>>73721711
threw them away because nobody replied to me sorry mate
>>73721697
fucking christ what a way to go
>>73721717
kinda. its legal for private services but brothels arent allowed. basically you can hire someone you find online or whatever but no brothels.
My name.
Is Robert Matthews.
And I live in Surrey, England.
>>73721627
>>73721650
>>73721668
FUCK REALLY?! HAHAHA
Where?
>>73721732
dont reply to him idiot
>>73721510
Because blacks are alpha males and voracious lovers
>asian "women"
Honestly absolutely disgusting
pissing like a racehorse lads
*is literally a racehorse*
*pisses 80 litres onto the carpet*
*makes whatever sound a horse makes and starts eating the curtains*
>>73721769
joe rogans podcast
>Mate, I would smash your fucking face in.
>Fuck off to your own general, nobody wants you here.
>>73721764
If it was me I'd try to run away, what are they going to do shoot me?
Far better than that
>>73721789
STOP POSTING LAD IM DOIN A NOFAP.
>>73721733
>>73721789
>>73721673
>>73721624
no
>>73721759
you've thrown away my future is what you're telling me essentially
>>73721764
I feel like he made it worse by squeeming so much. And at least it was fast, not like those cunts in ISIS.
>>73721783
the man who just replied is a reddit flagger la'
he's pseudo tripping on pupose, i tend to ignore them.
>>73721694
liberia and myanmar also use imperial
>>73721793
All Americans are notoriously bad lovers and too aggressive in a bad way
why are you not a synth in fallout 4
>>73721795
this
I can look at an asian girl and see tits and arse and stuff, but it just doesn't register with my penis because she's asian
don't know why but my libido just doesn't think orientals are humans
post actual girls instead
Eating the ole bran flakes, lads. Going to have a scorcher of a poo later I think haha
>>73721769
I found it the other week. It wasn't his podcast but it was someone elses he was featuring on.
"Kerching!" shout TJ, Simon and Danny, as they raise then lower their fists in simulataneous display.
>>73721783
Sorry
>>73721817
can't run away with 3 lads holding you down when you're bound up with rope
>>73721806
>>73721858
I was kinda hoping for something more specific... like what episode and at what time.
Tim Byrne here, lads. Alright - how is it going? Heard you fellas were chatting shit about me, thought I'd pop in and ask a few questions.
>>73721829
take your pick lad
might go heat up some soup if the normies are out of the kitchen...
>>73721875
Could headbutt them and make them angry so they kill make me quicker or call them paki bastards
>>73721891
bad photoshop
>>73721466
will'nt
>>73721724
>>73721838
Fuck off yanks
>>73721885
Your Mother's House podcast #282 1:04:00
>>73721912
>piss off your captives
okay, lol :)
Who is Rogan? Shan't be googling him
>>73721900
well it has to be two doesn't it
but seeing as you've presented a proposition for me to 'take one' the two have cancelled each other out
nice one mate, you've absolutely FUCKED ME OVER AGAIN
>>73721717
It is. Sites like adultwork get around it by saying any funds that are exchanged between parties are for the company only and anything that takes places outside of this has nothing to do with them.
So, you can find an escort and give them money, but if you have sex (which you obviously will) is nothing to do with the aforementioned site. Like if you met with the prossy for a chit chat and they liked you so much they wanted to have casual sex with you.....
>>73721951
fuck off newcunt
i swear every cunt has 'struggled with depression'
the gf
>>73721959
please stop this i've only ever wanted the best for you
>>73721962
I googled it an prostitution isn't illegal
>>73721795
i generally agree but someone posted a really qt one here the other day with big boobs
was a webm i think, anyone got it?
>>73721717
>>73721962
that's how brothels get away with it, you pay for a bird's time, and if you fuck during that time then it's got nothing to do with the money being exchanged wink wink nudge nudge
>>73721962
Completely wrong. Prostitution is legal, street crawling and brothels aren't
>>73721962
prostitution isn't illegal in the uk you dumb cunt
i feel like with my height and general otter mode build i should be elite tier at a sport.
im wasting my god gifted body, what are some sports that don't require you being a prodigy as a child to be any good at la's?
reckon nukes will fly soon
>>73721962
I stand corrected. Paying a slut for sex is actually legal unless you're standing on a street corner or owning/managing a brothel
You learn something new everyday.
Don't think I'd ever visit a brothel though. Most of the women in the brothels around here are rough as FUCK
how does escort sex compare to regular sex
https://soundcloud.com/yourmomshousepodcast/joe-rogan-282-your-moms-house#t=1:03:18
link for t'lazy
>>73721951
some runt that the sort of people who watch cretins like "sargon" and "molyneux" and that alex jones nobody also listen to
my biggest weakness is that I don't have any weaknesses
>>73722065
Less expensive
Post physique you melt, probably a skinny-fat DYEL
>>73722024
Why you getting so mad you cunt. I admitted my wrong.
whore
>>73722058
>>73722052
does she know the water is running?
haha
>>73722033
>i feel like with my height and general otter mode build i should be elite tier at a sport.
i used to love showing runts like you up at football
nothing funnier than a successful crunching tackle on some big lad who thinks he's hot shit or dribbling past one
>>73722117
she better go catch it! haha
>>73722065
it depends on the escort
a good one who should have been an actress will give you a really good "girlfriend" experience
keep posting nips
s the kernel is the heart of an operating system, it needs to be loaded before other user applications can be run. To boot a Linux system, it will go through a number of stages. The boot process can be summarised as follows.
Bootloader. It finds where a kernel image is and loads the one chosen to the memory. The kernel image (with a file name that begins with vmlinuz) contains a compressed kernel and some small utilities to initialise and decompress the kernel. If the optional initial RAM disk (temporary root file system) is available, it will be loaded in to the memory as well.
Decompressing the kernel. After the kernel image is loaded in to the memory the bootloader passes control to the kernel image, which will decompress the kernel and the optional initial RAM disk.
Initialisation. As the kernel is decompressed it will take control of setting up the system, including checking the system hardware, loading the modules for the device drivers, and mounting the root file system. The reason the optional initial RAM disk is useful is that after the kernel is decompressed it cannot do much without a full file system. Having a temporary root file system enables the kernel to initialise the system more easily. Once the proper root file system is mounted from the disk, the initial RAM disk will be unmounted.
First user space application. At this point, the kernel will execute a program called init, which performs high-level initialisations such as loading the user interface and starting the daemons.
ah yes
Chink feet
>>73722078
Nah he's really nat he just gets high and talks about interesting things he found on the internet. It's entertaining he doesn't talk about politics or ess jay double us except for brief moments where his guests brings them up then he instantly switches to talking about how a lion could fuck a bear up
*meows*
>>73722160
want to rub my bellend (willy head) on those
dont like the thought of women eating or defecating
Proud phoneposter here
yo jamie
*lights spliff*
bring up the video of that guy in his flat talking about the dentist again
>>73722172
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39592281
HOWLING
drank 14 cans of coke zero today
>>73722065
there is nothing really quite like having sex with someone you love
escort sex is more of a hedonistic rush desu. would probably do a load of coke and go for it
>>73722172
me on the left
>>73722179
*pets you*
kss kss kss
>bioshock came out ten years ago
what the FUCK
>>73722172
me on the right in 3 months
>>73722166
sounds gay af
>>73722235
nice
every time I see a pretty girl either on TV or in mass or on the street my willy gets really hard for some reason and I start panicking and telling people to call an ambulance or a funeral director
>>73722250
*purrs*
>>73722235
miss le_smug_man.png desu
>>73722267
Got the remasters but haven't gone through them yet. The first is one of my favorite games
>9/11 was 26 years ago
Fucking hell lads
>>73722134
but of a moot point if you feel the need to show off la'
>>73722271
hope you're doing SS + gomad
chinks do islam better than original muslims.
>>73722158
GNU/Linux*
You now remember the Red Alert 3 theme song
Lads I'm answering a survey for a Polish girl. What negative impact do you think Poles have in the UK?
I mean, I don't think they're like pakis or niggers committing lots of crime
what's the most (you)s you've gotten from a single post lads?
>>73722307
>Chris Benoit killed himself 10 years ago
>>73722229
>operation: finnish him
>>73722374
Over a hundred for a GET
>this is the epitome of british history
lmaoing
>>73722267
idky, but 2007 just feels like a milestone year
>>73722011
this one?
Westminster attacks was 6 months ago
why don't credit card statements show up right away like current account ones?
>>73722398
didn't he crippler-crossface his family too doe?
>moot left 4chan 18 years ago
>>73722374
when i posted about greggs being jewish
i really hope ylilauta finds shia's cabin
>>73722267
>>73722267
>10 years ago i will in secondary school, talking to girls and only had a small computer addiction
10 years later i'm a fat and autistic alcoholic and literally spend 14 hours a day either behind my computer at work or my laptop at home. What the fuck even happened
>>73722426
no
she had a vest on and was smiling up at some guy
>world war 1 was 14 minutes ago
>>73722444
mine does tbqh (amex)
>>73722374
not my best but here's one
>>73722472
i hope you do well in your exam
>>73722468
ignore pic posted wrong one. proud 'ddit poster here.
>>73722365
They dont try to integrate with British people.
Cheap labour.
>>73722518
>73722518
>>73722518
>>73722518
>>73722518
>>73722518
>>73722447
yeah
still shocks me
just been gym
>>73722513
thank you xx
>>73722229
fuck me eeeeeeee
>work in 10.5 hours
J U S T
wew lad
260 YOU DUMB FUCKING TWAT
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHA
janny is a madman
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
HE'S HERE
Unexpected heem from el janitorio
HELLO JANNY
PAGE 8
JESUS HAICH CHRIST
JANNY
WHAT ARE YOU UP TO
kek
KEK
K E K
what the fuck is wrong with him
The goal gf lads
screaming my head off
He's gone mad with power, like that Albert Schweitzer guy
>>73724375
gabbo
GABBO
G A B B O
JANJAN
did he ban the annoying cunt whose only gimmick was being an annoying cunt
>>73724391
NEED a cute daughter (male)
Who was in the wrong here?
Janny janny janny
Dishing out the banny.