Best couple in the EU

>>73718658
We and the germans aren't friends. Get over it.

>>73718658
Germans are shit.
Even Brits are better.

>>73718707
This

>>73718658
You and the Germans are the same people tho

Dutch = Deutsche

>>73718658
a country that has been cucked by both france and germany in two centuries says that they need to stay together

wew lad

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>>73718658
Nah. France and the UK are the closest allies in Europe at the moment.

>>73718707
>>73718737
>>73718742
You're all just being tsundere

>>73718786
We must leave NATO as well. We can still be friends tho

>>73718742
>Dutch = Deutsche
Shut the fuck up you disgusting frog

>>73718786
This.

>>73718658
>2 international and beautiful languages
>2 giant economies
>2 enormous and rich cultures

For 66 years you've made Europe together into the richest and most prosperous continent in the entire world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TDacy7MIY

>>73718804
You wouldn't dare saying that to my face hans.

>>73719042
france was more prosperous when she was england's friend

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>>73719136
All of Europe was more prosperous when it was still England's friend. Before the Brexit.

Sad to see you go my friend

>>73718658
I'm more concerned about macron and leftist hitler tbqh

>>73718658
>perfect romance
>use the currency to promote its own self interests in the name of "muh free market"
>invited unilaterally millions of sandniggers
>threaten and bully everyone questionning the Merkel decisions (see Hungary)
>population literally wants to punish the english for taking back their sovereignity

It has been a marriage of reason, there has never been any affinity with the germans because they literally built their country on their hatred for us, and the reasons become rarer every year.

>>73719430
Ssssh, let Barbara sooth all that populist bullshit out of your system.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2TDacy7MIY

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>>73719430
>population literally wants to punish the english for taking back their sovereignity
>population

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>>73719581

>>73719632
10/10

>>73719136
Yeah France was super prosperous between 1914 and 1945.

>>73718815
>UK and France strengthen defence cooperation with new weapon system agreement
>Defence Minister Harriett Baldwin and her French counterpart Laurent Collet-Billon today sign an agreement to explore future missile technologies with MBDA

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/uk-and-france-strengthen-defence-cooperation-with-new-weapon-system-agreement

With our new missiles, we shall conquer all.

>>73719885
"Suffer" is a bit of a stretch from "take tough line" in negotiations

Fuck krautz

Brits are our only non-francophone European friends

>>73720151
The Meteor is already going to blow everyone's ass

>>73720275
>The Meteor

MBDA does it again.

>>73719885
Taking a tough stance isn't "punishing" anyone. Typical overblown drivel.

And you will find the same sentiment in polls in most of europe, including france.

>>73719885
lol at that germ delusion. They must really and unironically think they're invincible. Oh well, nothing England and American can't fix.

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>>73718658
>france-germany
Fuck off you delusional tard
>wants to prevent our unfication after decades of German-French """friendship""" and only lets us after we promise to participate in their retarded euro currency scheme
>now blames us for the euro

Pic related is and has always been the only friend germany ever had. Everyone else is just pretending to get our money.

>>73721193
lol retard. Germany has no greater enemy atm than Russia.

>>73721311
>implying the opinion of some turkroach begger matters
The only enmity between germany and russia is stupid shit the U.S and our ""friends"" force on us. Russia has done nothing to germany.

>>73721311
Immigrant or antifacuck? I can't really think of anyone else that delusional.
Russia isn't threatening germany in the slightest and we have rock solid relations even despite the sanctions.

>>73720151
It will just end like this fucking jet carrier scam, with France throwing away dozens of millions to get nothing in return. Never trust the English.

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>>73721365
>Russia has done nothing to germany.

>>73721509
BWAHAHAHA, look at this retard.
There are "people" in Germany who actually believe this

>>73721551
>>73721613
>posts a guy who sucks up to russia as a profession
I don't even know what are you trying to signal here.

>>73721651
>I don't even know
Exactly

>>73721551
Nice example of your utter lack of a argument. Please return to your roachking now.

>>73721736
Whoa you think your baseless claim which is in direct contradiction to reality constitutes an argument roflmao. It gets better every second

>>73721544
Not really considering it's MBDA.

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Meine deutschen Freunde, ich entschuldige mich für die Dummheit wir tun werden

>>73721193
This desu.

North Stream 2 is coming. And the polish leeches can bitch all they want.

>>73718804
Sure

You and the Dutch aren't realted at all, my DeUsTCH friend

Did you know that in the middle age since we weren't able to tell the difference between you and the dutch, we decided to call you both "Thiois" ?

>>73722519
The French are also heavily influenced by Dutch/German culture. The Franks, which your country is named after, came from a region that now sits between the Netherlands and Germany. So in a way you're also part of our DeUtsCH family.

>>73723997
French are germanic.

>>73723997
Nope

Our ancestors came from Pannnonia, which mean they were Celts

And severals evidences like their Phenotype/Customs/Traditions prove that they weren't Germanic .

>>73723997
French are Germanic.

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>>73724408
>>73724150
False

These are Germanic

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>>73724150
>>73724408
These are Franks

france is our bitch get your own

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>>73724580
France is our bitch, we call them niggers here though

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>>73724150
>>73724408
These are French

>>73724612
you already have your kinda french bitches canada frick off ok pal

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>>73724612
>>73724580
LMAO

You cowardly anglos are only good at sucking dick

>>73718737
>even Brits are better
Come now

>>73724645
France is everyone's bitch 2bf

france is literally just germany but trying to speak latin and failing

>"""""friendship"""""
France is as much our friend as America is our ally.
You only made this thread to get (you)s and to create more anti-german butthurt.
Fuck you and everyone in this thread.

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>>73724701
love you too x

>its a another "france can't decide if it hates more Germany or Britain" episode

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France is the special snowflake of Europe

>>73724804
more like
>its another france being edgy episode
oh france! hahahaa

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>>73724804
you know which one pierre

>>73719430
>we'll send you less free money if you sit around like lazy douchebags
>bullying

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>>73724804
Anglos bitches are our enemy and i will watch with joy have their shithole collapse

They alreaydy elected muslims mayors/presidents, we're literally watching their last days before they become caliphate .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCAffMSWSzY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRXo_ZSVQ_E

>>73724858
>Even in a picture symbolising unity, they are holding weapons against each other.
deep

>>73724770
I genuinely like Germany and France you cuck.

Germans are assholes.

>>73729040
Si vis pacem para bellum

>>73729378
I have nothing against you, and have nothing against Belgians and Germans as long as they give us back the West side of the Rhine

>>73718658
come france. join our elite mission to reclaim the west. join us and be special.