You are in control of 3 nukes, you have to let them off or they'll explode you and your surrounding area
All three on Japan
All three on America
Hopefully it will trigger MAD, and if not I hope the big hit to Israel manages to trigger something, whatever it is.
>>73716755
all three on the muslim stone in mecca
>>73717299
>Nukes Somalia
On the other hand, you could just do nothing and achieve the same results.
Doesn't matter, as dropping nukes that size would ensure a global nuclear winter.
>>73717464
>new world education
Israel
Saudi Arabia
Albania
>>73717187
smallest one on israel
>>73717299
Be glad the only nigs we got are Somalians. Literally turbo skinny manlets.
And that, kids, is how you remove 90% of the evil in the world.
Mecca, Moscow, Berlin
>>73717746
>dropping a bomb on Turkey
Wasted desu. Cockroaches survive nuclear radiation.
[spoiler]no nukes![/spoiler]
>>73717904
Still worth it, one of my primary aims was the cut off that migration route
>>73716755
There we are. That's about half of our problems solved
nuke 3 is too big... Im not a monster
>you have to let them off or they'll explode you and your surrounding area
Do nothing
>>73716755
;_;
>>73718605
Thanks for missing me
>>73718605
>Victoria
Of all places, fucking why?
>>73718488
>>73718652
OK, reconsidering.
>>73718701
He took out Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney in one shot. I doubt he was focusing on Victoria.
>>73718782
Try again :^)
>>73718701
I wanted to hit both Sydney and Melbourne. Actually not sure how far north Sydney is so I hope I didn't miss it.
>>73718824
You're probably OK then.
>>73718824
SA gets nuked by the sun every year anyway.
>>73717775
And lose a lot of oil too
>>73718958
Russia has enough of a supply of burnable fuel to keep all of Europe running for thousands of years.
>>73718782
hey thanks a lot asshole
>>73718028
LAS MALVINAS SON RADIOACTIVAS
>>73716755
No need to use any of the others.
>>73719803
>you have to let them off or they'll explode you and your surrounding area
Goodbye then
>>73716755
USA
Russia
China
>1=between France and Germany
>2=Saundi Arabia
>3=California
>>73719803
based
i think this works quite well
India gets biggest to help cull population
Nuke 1: Brazil - Rio de Janeiro
Nuke 2: Brazil - North
Nuke 3: Brazil - Northeast
>>73718028
YO WTF AUSTRALIA
>>73718370
patrician's choice
USA, Israel and Saudi Arabia. We will have peace for a few decades at least, until the Jewish diaspora consolidate their power into another country.
The cancer is worldwide, after all. It will always grow another tumourous body elsewhere in time.
>>73718290
>Nuking Africa
Umm sweetie... That's quite pointless.
>>73721967
Fucking this.
>>73717746
>Bombing Gallipoli
:-DDDDDD
>>73722906
>>73723029
>scale
i was trying to maximize the terrorist/poo-in-loo ratio
love & peace ღ
>>73723029
Ah yes, mass famines. Maybe once you nuke the cunts who are giving them so much aid, the population will level like a tower made of diarrhoea poo.
>>73717746
>nuking gelibolu
get rekt scrub
>>73723336
congratuliatons you just doomed us all by melting antartica.
Cunt
>>73717746
>100 years after galipoli
>STILL butthurt
lmao
>>73716755
New York
Washington
Los Angeles
beep
put them all on middle east so they cover as much ground as possible
>>73716755
Here
>>73733742
>California
Good choice
>>73717299
i understand the POO in LOO jokes are to make fun of them, but i don't get actual hatred towards indians
they're generally harmless
>>73718028
Oh would you look at that. An Aussie who can't follow directions.
1.beijing
2.moscow
3.Pyeongyang
Well the big one is a couple of orders of magnitude bigger than the chicxulub crater so it alone would be enough to exterminatus all life on earth no matter where it was set off. That impact is widely believed to be what caused the last mass extinction, and simulations show a 20km high molten rock fountain so something that big could probably expose the mantle depending on where it was detonated.
Animation: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/gif/2016/11/Chicxulub.gif
>>73718782
Hey fuck you man
>>73716755
Where would I drop this Japanese flags?
Over to Japan, I guess.
>>73723029
Basically this.>>73723471
Where's all the food meant to come from?
>>73719803
Hay algo radioactivo en Dinamarca.
>>73718028
>tfw almoust made it.
>tfw I probably died as collateral damage, not been the actuall target of the bom.
>>73736199
Just wanted to draw you out. I'm not actually in bed yet, to be honest.
>>73736335
Ah I see. tfw baited.
What's keeping you? (couldn't bear the thought of not talking to me?)
>>73736406
Wanted to just finish somthing up. Took a bit longer than expected... But I'm done now, finally.
>>73736502
What """thing"""?
>>73716755
Nuke 1 - Washinton D.C. - Thanks me later.
Nuke 2 - Argelia, middle of sahara desert.
Nuke 3 - North Siberia.
That's it.
>>73735612
Not your lapdog, fat cunt.
Australians innovate.
Americans clap while falling into a heap of polyester and shit in aisle five.
>>73736546
Just some part of a programming hobby project.
>>73736730
Fair enough. You should go get some sleep I guess mate.
Kinda tempted to get a nap myself
smallests one on switzerland
>>73736887
holy shid
WHITE RACE
BTFO
B T F O
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F
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t. jew
>>73736695
>this is what australians unironically believe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Where the fuck are all Australia's earthchanging innovations?
I can list heaps of American earthchanging innovations
And yes, Australia is America's little bitch
>>73736887
>Switzerland
Dafuq?
>>73718605
Yes purge Australia of the trash.
>>73736887
I will kill you and rape your cold body
>>73737273
I we're gonna need a bigger nuke
>>73737317
*I think....
>>73721762
based
>>73736887
DELET THIS
Pajeets and cunts btfo
>>73737522
brb moving to perth
>>73736695
Australians lose to fucking birds
>>73737575
Not op, but Perth is quite nice imo. I was there this time last year. I recommend it. Sydney is way too expensive and has a snobby feeling.
>>73733742
>Tijuana and Mexicali
Impressive. Very nice