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sweet chilli chicken edition
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Girl sent me a nude on snapchat but my new phone cover makes it hard to screenshot
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I want to point out one important point. America is secretly controlled by Jews and their British and French allies. They are outwardly using America in order to hide the fact that they are the perpetrators. They are also secretly supported by Poles. Unfortunately, Americans still haven't realized the truth. Just check my small youtube video "Britain's treacheries during world war 1 and world war 2."
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chebs desu
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Tim
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Tim
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define "Tim"
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haha
slags
willy
bums
gay
chebs
need a bf
proto gf
so called gf
rorke
rasheed
deano
poo
zoot
'cide
radical centrist
business idea
grime
greater london
lads
stormzy
peng
north
south
fedora
gym
FOY
janny
screeching
howling
roaring
bellowing
cager
runt
cuckio
tim
cara
shan't
hat
JUST
anime
ahh yes
hmm
going to the shop, want anything?
good post
barrett new builds
toilet bog fart
manny
all me
not a word
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Reminiscing about the cuckio meme
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They say they love me they don't even know me
I am lonely keep it on the lowkey
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>>73715501
missing;
lids
frick
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worst things about my work are
>working 8 hours
>living in a city where rent is riduclous and my only purpose is being there to work(i have no friends or anything)
>easy to make mistakes for which i get a good telling-off
>actual work is 50% interesting 50% boring admin shit.
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>>73715465
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How do I stand up to my wife?
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what does time smell like?
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Going to the shop lads, want anything?
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the working day should be no more than 4 hours.
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>>73715501
if manny is on there so should brum be
>>73715531
only you say these
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Devon
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>>73715589
saw someone else use both TODAY
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>>73715582
how about zero horus
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>>73715530
>>73715480
needs to be sectioned
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12767454
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http://www.strawpoll.me/12767454
http://www.strawpoll.me/12767454
http://www.strawpoll.me/12767454
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>>73715465
christ she's fantastic
great chebs
great hips
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Have a gander at what I just witnessed in my so-called garden
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>>73715559
glad I quit my job desu
>8 hours of boredom and monotony
>a few breaks where maybe one of my mates or a qt girl will be in so we can chill for a bit
>usually just old people/people I hate trying to talk about their dreary lives to me while I read.
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>>73715559
same here brother. i make at least one fuck-up per week.
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ex gf just tweeted something about her splitting up with her bf and him being violent to her

heart skipped a beat when I read it
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Tim was kind of funny back when he was in the flat in Marlow and was having his various shenanigans with the dentist and the delivery guys. but even then you might only get about a minute or so of actual lulzy stuff amid the hours every week of just the guy singing and watching murder she wrote reruns with his teddy bears
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>>73715645
never been to work
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxutY7ss1v4
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>>73715661
cut your grass you mong
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>>73715465
reminds me of a certain tranny
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Diversity is our strength.
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>>73715559
>Work 8 hours
>Live 30 minutes from work, so I finish at 5, train is at 5:30, get home at 6pm
>Enjoy the job I do but my workload is twice as much as a retail runt but get paid the same as a retail runt
>Work occasional Saturdays (only until 12) and get a half day in the week if working a Saturday, but because of the travel, the half day barely feels like a half day
>If working Saturdays, I'm getting up early for work 6 days a week instead of 5 and I'm constantly tired
>Don't like how I have to organize my life around work, but I suppose that's the same for any full time worker
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>>73715678
woman beater
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>>73715690
>leaver depicted as a white man
>remainer depicted as a paki girl
WTF i love europe now!
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texted my sister from my new phone, said love you and she said "ditto"
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all yanks who aren't me are merely decoys
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>>73715714
why don't white people just have more kids
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>>73715665
I spend most of my time either: procrastinating, covering up or apologising for mistakes i make, doing mindnumbing tasks that overshadow the itneresing ones
>>73715664
what do you do instead
i was on the dole for a few months but they were making my life hell.
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I don't actually believe what rorkes say about Paris being like Africa. Every city in the world has horrible areas
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>>73715753
not sure I worded that right
she's just split up with her other bf because he was violent
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>>73715559
only know the 8 hours feel out of those for now, might move to the city too soon as were moving offices

driving is fucking boring though cannot wait for self driving cars
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nubblerzubblers wubblywibblyroooooo
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>>73715771
white people are responsible and won't shit out babies if they can't afford it because they don't want to go on dole
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>>73715784
yeah africa isn't that bad.
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any cheeky plans for cheeky spliff day lads?
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>>73715784
been there many times on school trips and holidays, it's just like any other western european capital city. People of all types there and I didn't notice an abnormal amount of africans

Rorke's never left his council estate so why would you listen to him, blimey
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>>73715761
oohhhh man you're so in
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>>73715704
who
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>>73715723
>>Don't like how I have to organize my life around work, but I suppose that's the same for any full time worker

this annoys me to no end to be honest.
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>>73715761
what does she normally say

dont remember the last time I told my sister I loved her since I've been an adult
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>>73715811
quite liked this post, yank
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willy willy willy?
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'he 'inner
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getting anxious about belling the weedman again
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Not sure if I should try to go to sleep and inevitably fail or just not bother.
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>>73715771
White Americans have one of the highest fertility rates in the West. Still below replacement since the 1960s though.
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tuckered out after a long day x
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>had acne since hitting puberty
>tried absolutely everything including accutane and nothing works
>25 now
>nowhere near as bad but still get several spots on my face and neck
>always thought I had pretty high test levels due to several things (deep voice, can eat junk food every day and stay ripped, build muscle easy, massive sex drive etc)
>remember how bodybuilders who inject test get acne
>google it
>high tesosterone levels cause acne
>go to docs and have bloods done
>confirmed high test
>told me he can give me tablets which will decrease my test
>tell him to get right fucked off
>also gives me a diet plan of sorts
>no meat, no dairy, no tuna
>basically a bitch vegan diet

So yeah, I either have to become a low test little bitch or keep getting acne for god knows how long

Pic related is my scarred as fuck neck. Though they look much worse because I just got out of the shower. This was also from a bad reaction to some cream the doc gave me.
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frickin delivery room isn't open in college at uni so I can't pick up my drugs RRRRREEEEEEEEE

FUCKING PORTERS DO YOUR JOB WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR
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>>73715921
rorkesheed
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>>73715817
non-whites know how to play the game
>pop out a whole bunch of kids
>get high priority on housing needs
>get a big house because fuck load of kids
>right to buy it
>suddenly have an asset worth a million
>don't really care about outcome of kids because you were going to have 15 kids back in war-torn africa anyway,
>kids end up just dealing or doing retail runtery or whatever
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>>73715690

wtf I love the EU now.

jk. I always did
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eating a maccy dees
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>>73715921
>'he
never post here again
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absolutely REQUIRE a sara gf lads
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>>73715779
those mind-numbing boring jobs are always the ones that cause me to fuck up, i tend to save them up for a single day because my brain feels like it turns to jelly and i become a spastic for the remainder of the day (which is when i start fucking everything up)
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i never want to go to sleep because i'm afraid of what tomorrow will bring
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>>73715995
she's going downhill rapidly
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>>73715921
grim
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>Middlesbrough made a European final in 2006

fucking hell, time moves fast
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Losing all purpose in life.

I currently live to work.
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>>73715995
disgusting little rat
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>>73715958
>frickin
foy
>college
FOY
>drugs
FOOOOYYYY AROOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>73715986
why would you put that rubbish in your body except in an emergency (can't even imagine what kind of emergency you'd be in where you can get mcdonald's but not something else, but there you go)

do you just not care? why not?

do you not like yourself?
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Cute! (:
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>>73715159
take the effort pill my friend

you're probably like me, had one real relationship, had your heart broken, then just had unfulfilling random sex

actually try to have real realtionship with a qt

she'll probably break your heart because 99% of women nowadays are harpies, but you might find ONE good one
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>>73716042
oh just fuck off
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turkroaches hate the fact that someone made a movie about the armenian genocide and the media blames it on alt-right trolls from 4chan
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>>73715921
genuinely feel a bit ill seeing that

>>73715957
same here lad. your jawline looks like mine too :^(
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הרעיון העסקי: להיות יהודי
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https://youtu.be/IAuDHr3UEeg
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>>73716030
same
i'm considering the 'starting a family meme' but only one girl has ever loved me and she's gone now and i have no idea how to get another girl (tinder, partying etc have all failed spectalulry)

but more ontologically i don't know whether im happy cucking myself to more work just to raise some lil brats.
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>>73715870
i was expecting at least a "love you too, talk to you soon". seems more like something she'd say
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>>73716040
> what is a collegiate university
step within arm's reach and I'll vaporise your eyesockets mate
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Love how some pets can be so loving literally just spent an hour petting my dog, truly mans best friend
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>>73716029
Those come backs they made getting there were just surreal

You knew they'd lose once they got to the final though
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>>73716029
>middlesbrough was once the capital of the world
>now it's a rundown shithole with trees and pakis growing out the side of buildings

time flies
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>>73715948
very nice
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>>73716060
delete this
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>>73716102
hate dogs 2bh
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>>73716089
she has that look as if she just saw that yank's arsehole for the 100th time
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>>73716089
Want to eat her boogers
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Dumb slag.
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Wish non-whites just stopped existing.
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>>73716073
ok
*walks off, leaving you to your mcdonald's "food"*
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>>73716138
'sheed
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>>73716127
>pakis growing out the side of buildings
interesting
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>>73715779
I'm moving abroad
luckily my new job there is much fewer hours daily
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>>73715921
prefer this myself
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>>73716127
>middlesbrough was once the capital of the world
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>>73716085
I'd do the start a family meme but can barely afford a """house""" let alone think about starting a family. Thanks boomers
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It has taken me many, many years to get to this point.

>mfw I have a job now and earn over 50 quid for a day's work
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fuck me how is it half 7 already, feels like 5pm

these light evenings are throwing my clock off
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>>73716060
dumb chav slut
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can't believe people get mad at other people for having a different skin colour.
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>>73716085
Our situations are identical.

I've had a few days off for the first time in months and because I've been so consumed with work I've had nothing to do. I just need a gf to hang out with and everything would be ok.
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Is it possible to live on £70 a week afer rent and bills?
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>>73716060
would do her straight up the bumhole

love chokers
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>>73716060
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>>73716241
yes
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>>73716077
strong jaw crew

The scars on my neck are fading fast but I'm still getting pimples on my face.

My doctor asked me if I was taking any 'supplements' to increase my testosterone and I told him I'm not. I just get lots of sleep, eat a lot and work out a lot
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>>73716137
>>73716197
filthy fucking nonces
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enjoy deliberately misspelling words to catch the ethnic redditors who dare correct me
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>>73716060
bet she has a lovely hairy fanny
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>>73716241
I'd be saving £30 a week on that budget
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>>73716241
ya
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Is she the cutest? :۸)
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Proddies completely and utterly BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KV6PXSODgE
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>>73716270
could put a fucking eye out with that chin
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>>73716270
wish my chin was that big
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>>73716317
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فكرة الأعمال: التحول إلى الإسلام
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bored out of my fucking nut

what's a good TV show I can get into lads?
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stay see do leave
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>>73716354
hibike euphonium

:)
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>>73716190
same lad, might just buy a comfy flat in a village but i dont want my kid to be called a povvo haha
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>>73716353
looks like a drunk snail slid across my screen
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cannot even imagine having sex. just for the hell of it i layed on my bed and pretended to thrust and even it was super uneven and i got tired after a minute. almost makes me glad im still a virgin
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what do brits call these
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>>73715957
why the fuck have you not shaved those pubes off your face
also your test theory sounds like total bollocks. if you're on steroids your test levels will be several times that of the high end of the normal range. the variance between the top and bottom of the natural range is unlikely to do anything
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>>73716354
veep
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>>73716436
hands
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>>73716436
the roger
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Alex Jones is a fraud, COLOR ME SUPRISED
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>>73716436

remote
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>>73716436
wifebeater
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i pay like i walk

handsomely
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want to take the gf to my favourite restaurant, but lunch will end up costing £100

Do I do it lads?
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>>73716432
this oost painted an awkward picture in my head
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>>73716436
thingumabob
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>>73716436
buttons
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>>73716472
>COLOR
foy
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>>73716491
get her to pay you fucking sexist
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>>73716436
[funny reddit reply along the lines of nutty gum and fruit spleggings may-may]

Do I fit in yet?
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>>73715957
>cant grow a proper beard
>thinks he's high test

Howling
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>>73716472
source?
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>>73716491

>only £100

what sort of shit eatery is that
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>>73716436
'mote
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>>73716522
We've never not split the bill before, but feel like it's a bit of an ask for her to pay £50 when it's me that chose the place.
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>>73716436
flipper/flicker
zapper
channel changer
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>>73716436
buttons
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>>73716491
100 quid on dinner? alri billionaire
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>>73716436
Swiper
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>200 word essay due wednesday
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brought out all my best gimmicks today

i typically refrain from unleashing the arsenal all at once but i'm feeling generous
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eating an easter egg while watching chinese cartoons
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>zapper
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>>73716577
just go for it then. if its good food and service then its worth the money.

t. only dines in fine establishments
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>>73716624
thats not an essay
thats a paragraph
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>>73716612
Dinner would be more like £200 at this place, I said lunch.

usually we spend ~£40 on a meal
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>when someone responds to one of your (you)s

can't tell if this is rude or courteous
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>>73716360
100% cute.
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where should I live lads
the prices are for 1 bed flats
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>>73716624
>25,000 word thesis 'due' 3 weeks ago
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>>73716436
the Raoul
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JUST heard tim call the zapper the 'remote control', not the swiper
Weird that

>>73716661
fuck off you spacker
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>>73716671
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>>73716662
It's great tbqh, has 1 star but deserves 2 imo.

Though it did just change head chef so hhmmmm
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>Spotify premium is £9.99/month

fuck off I thought it was like 5 quid, nah fuck that
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makes me think
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>>73716702
Scotland
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>>73716527
Doctor told me something about how growing a beard is more about DHT and you need a certain balance of a certain vitamin in your system or some bollocks along those lines in order for T to be converted to DHT

That's why you can see these tiny shouldered, slack jawed hipsters who can grow massive beards and some big, brawny guys who can't grow one.
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>>73716702
a month?
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>>73716733
5 quid for students
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>>73716757
this
seriously every cunt has a beard these days despite people crying about "test levels dropping" all the time
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anyone remember that TV show where people had to touch the truck
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>>73716769
im 32
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>1,000,000,000 word essay due in two seconds
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>>73716702
>hatton cross: £324

If only, try 4x that.
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>>73716733
>paying not to own
>paying for music

why
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>>73716702
why is Hatton cross so cheap
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>>73716703
haha similar situation, if that's real
*becomes your friend*
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>>73716769
and how much for student drop-outs who now work in call centres?
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>>73716436
moke control
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>>73716702

grange hill
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>>73716817
because it's a fucking shithole and shouldn't even be considered London
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>>73716672

if it were me I'd pay for it if I suggested it (and could therefore afford it) but knowing the gf she'd at least want to chip in if it were a 100 quid
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>>73716821
fuck off
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>>73716817
it's literally heathrow airport
enjoy never sleeping
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>>73716743
I want a small penis that gets turned on by smelly vaginas
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>>73716757
Nah you're just a loser and ol' doc' told you that to make you feel better
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>>73716814
Using spotify to listen to a song you haven't pre-pirated in advance is more convenient (and uses less data) than trying to find a version on youtube which has been made available for mobile viewing.
>>
ความคิดทางธุรกิจ: กลายเป็นคนเปลี่ยนเพศ
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>work
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The Mac is the thinking mans computer.
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Beard has nothing to do with test you get your hair genes from your mum
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>>73716472
Just like Trump supporters, Alex Jones' audience are suckers getting fleeced by a self-proclaimed fake
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>>73716863
isn't that from manc
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>tfw Yugoslavia no longer exists
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>>73716743

wut
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>>73716702
why is hampstead so fuck off expensive
it's not even central
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>>73716937
wew, she's fallen off lmao
>>
>>73716702

EALING BROADWAY MENTIONED
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giving rick and morty a go

it's fucking shit
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>>73716937
>>
>>73716937
smelly curry slag
>>
>Self-identified "Irish" 33,348,049 10.5% of the US population (2013)

>Self-identified "Scots-Irish" 2,976,878 0.9% of the US population (2013)

>Estimate of Americans with any Scots-Irish ancestry 27,000,000 (Up to 11.1 % of the U.S. population)

Hmm...
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>>73716937
really needs to sort it out 2bh. no where near good looking to pull this stuff off.
>>
The BigMac is the thinking mans burger
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>>73716817
that pictures innacurate, the areas a shithole you'd be lucky to get a studio ex bills for £800
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>>73716960
whogoslavia?
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>>73716951

haha no, it's on that fucking map you mong
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>>73716938
>tfw maternal grandfather had a thick moustache and full head of hair until he died

not one for moustaches but the hair gives me hope
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>>73716913
you should have a well curated bank of music downloaded that you can dip in for any purpose 2bh
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>>73716702
Didn't think hammersmith would be that cheap
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i thought "great britain" referred to the british empire but /brit/ taught me that it refers to the large island that england, wales and scotland live upon

in fact at this point, after over a year of daily /brit/ posting, i'd bet i know more about the UK than a college professor
>>
need a blonde goth gf
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>downloading music
screeching and howling and hollering and roaring and wailing
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>>73717011
i was thinking of byker grove

please do not call me a mong
>>
Only ever had maternal grandparents, paternal ones died before I was even a twinkle in the milkman's eye
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>>73717060
Cackling at this post
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>>73717061
>byker grove
that's in newcastle you mong
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>>73717012
>Maternal grandfather still has nice hair and a big moustache
>Patrenal grandfather and dad are both balding/bald
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>>73716990
Scots are the smartest euro heritagers in the US
>>
post russian civil war choons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmRpKTnmJj4
>>
Does this upset you?
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>>73717101
so which one is in manc
>>
>>73717061
mong
>>
>>73717113
all of my grandparents are bald lmao
have pretty shitty genetics desu
>>
>>73717145
neither you plasmodium
>>
>>73716911
Mate, I would smash your fucking face in.

Fuck off to your own general, nobody wants you here.
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>>73717142
going to go to the orange bits to get a gf
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>>73717114
>Irish 21.2%
wew
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>>73717060
vociferating at this post
>>
>>73717145

coronation street kek
>>
>>73713975
how is it
>>
>>73717142
whats the canada version of this
>>
>>73717145
waterloo road
>>
Have a mate who was a huge lefty, he then moved to london and turned right wing after 1 year.

What's that about then?
>>
>>73717142
no
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>>73717114
>French-Canadian: 16%
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>>73717142
a bit
aren't those the most empty places though
>>
>>73717142
my county is british

that means i'm british

wahey
>>
>>73717060
sniggering
>>
>>73717201
probably just wanted to pay less taxes
>>
anyone in phoenix gang want to help me do heroes quest
>>
Over the hills and far away,
Teletubbies come to play ....
>>
>>73717201

he was probably right wing all along, but just espoused lefty views to fit in/appear educated.
>>
very lonely and sad lads

might have to get the drink on
>>
>>73717201

this never happened
>>
>>73717308
Where you at?
>>
scoochey's got the swiper
>>
doing a cry
>>
gfs in sexy boots and making me dinner
>>
i dont mind

i dont mind if you forget me
>>
>>73717356
foy
>>
>>73717356
what are sexy boots
>>
>>73717308
>>73717338
>>73717339
>>73717356
>>73717374

not your facebook status fuck off
>>
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>500 lbs of weight loss due in one hour
>>
>>73717334
it really did m8
>>
if you're in a situation where you need to bring out spotify it's probably because it's a shit party and the free version will do.

between downloaded playlists , free spotify and all the other sources for streaming, there is no reason for paying to stream . even if you're rich. you might as well et a playster account lmao
>>
>>73717142
find this confusing. if Irish are one of the biggest groups, why do they only dominate a few very small areas? I know they tend to be medium-high density coastal areas but its not like they all live in just those areas
>>
aaah ... sticker ...
>>
>>73717415
enjoy your poverty tier quality
>>
How much do normoes usually save up for a deposit on a house / flat?
>>
ooh ... sticker ...
>>
>cheated on every GF I've ever had
>last ex
>loved her to bits
>wanted to marry and have kids with her
>fucked her mate on a whim one night
>bedroom smelled of her mates perfume
>she got on about it to her mate
>she broke down crying and spilled the beans
>left me

hahaha, the fucking state of me.
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chuckling at this image
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>>73717458
enjoy your 320 kbps

*plug in headphones and bangs head to 2116 kbps*
>>
got an exam at 8:30 am tomorrow
might make some heembreed tonight instead of studying haha
>>
want to remind the yanks and snowy yanks that they are NOT British and NEVER will be
>>
*Converts your music library to MIDI files*
>>
>>7371739
knee high
>>
>>73717189
I had a meme version that was 90% paki and Chinese but its lost in the bottemless pit that is my 4chan folder
>>
>>73717491
good lad
>>
>>73717491
lmao
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVy7faNKEtM

WOW, RORKE BTFOOO
>>
why did germans settle the midwest
why did they spread out more than any other people
why do germans need more land than the rest of us
>>
>>73717491
kek
>>
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the gf
>>
>>73717703
ETERNAL LEBENSRAUM
>>
Why is santan dave such an italyboo?
>>
>>73717576
wish /brit/ wasn't so fast so we didn't attract so many foreign hanger ons
>>
>>73717757
why though
>>
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why are germans such a peaceful people
>>
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commie brother going on about how much better the continent and scotland is than england again

he's never been to either
>>
here it is
>>
>>73717703
Homestead act
>>
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>>73717791
dumb post
obligatory response
>>
eating a pear
>>
>>73717791
they count suicide as gun violence in the home of the whopper
stupid cunts
>>
>>73717771
The overpopulation of /brit/ correlates with the population of Britain desu.

Both need to be cut in half to ensure maximum comfiness
>>
Spotify is not only good for streaming music, but it's a godsend for finding new music too. Literally have tens of playlists created just from discover weekly.
>>
Family is going through a lot of pain at the moment desu. Mum crying a few times each day. Know that the one thing that would bring her genuine happiness again is if I had children so she could become a grandmother, but unfortunately I'm too much of an autist to even get a gf.
>>
>>73717771
>>73717576
le secret banter club with the lads XDDDD
Fuck of JF :dddDDDDD this is /brit/ ok not /int/ :-DDDDD
>>
>>73717820
why did only germans do it
>>
>>73717863
'd
>>
>>73717784
they're social autists so hate living together, they've got to branch out to live on their own in peace and isolation with homely wives

it also explains the protestant movement popularity, plain and simple back-to-roots living is much more appealing to them than the pomp and social celebrating that is catholicism
>>
>>73717842
Fuck off shill
>>
>>73717842
This, it's worth a tenner for the gems they unearth
>>73717863
you MUST go back
>>
>>73717852
is that really the only thing
like cant you fix the current mess or anything
>>
>>73717811
howling
>>
>>73717842
Found the plebbo
>>
>>73717832
well suicide by gun is gun violence. it would be the same here but we can't so easily kill ourselves
>>
>>73717886
Everyone did it but Germans have higher fertility rates
>>
>streaming
>not downloading from the 'k
>>
Delicious pasta dish I whipped up is almost ready

Just need to find a decent film to watch on the 'flix..struggling here.
>>
>>73717944
why
>>
>>73717938
do you count someone hanging themselves as a lynching?
>>
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Why do people talk like this

These are adults in their 30s
>>
>>73717863
reddit
>>
>>73717142
>having that many negroes and mexicans
yes it upsets me
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>>73710687
RECYCLE

>>73710687
RECYCLE
>>
>>73717929
Not really, can offer support and that does help, but I think what she needs to be really happy again is a new part of the family she can help to raise.
>>
>>73717974
irrelevant. both are much less common
>>
>>73718010
Aww why is she upset?
>>
>tfw earn 34k and have 14k saved
>the idea of owning a house anywhere that I'd actually like to live in inconceivable

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