Americans from HBO mock our candidats for the presidential.
Jean Lassalle. More than 1m90, peasant and shepherd. Fought against bears and wolves and lived in cavern during his youth to protect his flock.
Don't fuck with Lassalle please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkZir1L7fSY
The funny thing is the end, 8 minutes anti le Pen.
>>73714311
Why are these sorts of shows always about being an arrogant, misinformation-spreading cunt? Making the viewers smug, thinking their passively smart or something.
It's painful to watch.
>>73714311
Make fun of other candidates : I don't care !
Make fun of Lassalle : it's beat up time.
>>73714311
Who will win most likely, mes amis?
I'm hoping either the communist dude or Le Pain, so that France leaves the EU, the whole thing collapses and finally we'll be rid of the evil German overlords
please save us
>>73715101
>Le Pain
>>73715101
macron > fillon > [power gap] > lepen = mélenchon
from more likely to less likely at the moment
These 4 candidates are very close in the polls, which will make for an interesting first round night
IMPOSANT
>>73715284
I'd vote for that nose.
>>73715219
U JUST KNOW
>>73715284
wat is this
>>73715441
Fucker slayed every single white girl voting FN in Paris and its suburbs
>>73715518
>tfw FN will be the party of arab bulls
>>73715496
Cyrano
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>>73715673
GIVE BACK THE MONEY CROOKED FILLON
>>73715219
>>73715101
Mélenchon is #mypresident
>>73715284
the nose knows
>>73715219
Fillon>>>>>>>Micron, faggot.
>>73715751
ESCROC, REND L'ARGENT,
FILLON, EN PRISON
>>73715814
>>73715751
>>73715692
>>73715568
Ok fellas, truth moment now : I'm not an alt-right fag nor à Marinefag so I imagine we do not share our political views. However I need the answer to ONE question : why the fuck would ANYONE vote Macron ?
I can understand your reasons for voting Le Pen.
I can understand your reasons for supporting Méluche.
I, somehow, loosely can see how could still support Fillon for his program.
But Macron ? Seriously ? The dude is leading in the polls but he's a legit meme candidate with no consistency whatsoever on anything ! He's the Hollande clone, a guy no one loves nor want anymore.
WHY WOULD ANY ONE CAST A VOTE FOR THIS WANKER ?
Why is french president candidate called macaroni haha thats silly mac and chees
>>73715971
I think Macron will keep the light socialism i believe is needed in a capitalist economy. mélenchon & marine would ruin the country and fillon just GIVE BACK THE MONEY YOU THIEF, and he's too conservative for me
I totally ok with another social democrat.
>Program
That's the meme right here, no one ever can accomplish their campain promises because of cockblocking in the house of representatives & the senate, i have literally 0 issue with voting for a man who don't make any
>>73715728
>swedish cuck supporting self hating white commie
ColorMeSurprised.jpg
>>73715496
It's the bearn nose, it is used to track basque and put those motherfuckers down.
>>73716242
Micron is a Rotschild and Drahi creature, he will sell France like a cheap whore to foreign interests like he did with Alstom and he will accelerate the great replacement of french people by africans.
Lassalle président
Oliver is an idiot, big surprise.
>>73719562
If I understood HBO is a leftist channel