>Mfw

That's pretty fucking funny

>>73711736
>Burger
A metaphor for US citizen
>Solda
?

>>73711803
>3 burgers in 14 minutes
Thats pretty weak

>>73712087
3 dozen burgers, so he ate like 36

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>>73711736
a true patriot

>>73712141
jesus fuck

>>73711736
kek

also this >>73712087

>>73711736
based

>>73712141
36/15=2.4
impressive

>>73711736
imagine how proud his mother must be

>>73712313
I bet he sung the national anthem while doing it

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>2 gallons = 7.57 litres

Jesus

>>73711736
He dindu nuffin! He good boy just trying to get his happy meal.

>>73712527
Technically he ate at burger king. Thats basically treason

36 burgers and two gallons of soda holy shit

What's his problem?

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He's a big guy.

>>73712771
he was hungry

Are americans the niggers of white people?

>>73712218
wtf anglo, a dozen means 12

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>OOOH CAN YOU SEEE

>>73711736
Is he storing them in his mouth?

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

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>>73711736

>>73711736
He looks like that fat american blogger/gamer who is always whining

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>>73714826
How did nobody post this earlier

>>73711736
By 2030, 50% of Americans will be diabetic.

>>73711736
he dindu nuffin
big boy wuz jus hungry

>>73714716
he's calculating the burger per minute

>>73715039

Thought the same thing kek

>>73714660
>americans
>white

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>>73711736

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At first I read it as 3 burgers and thought "lol weak I could do that", then I read it again. Did he fucking inhale the meat what the fuck?

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7.57L/14min = 0.54 liters of soda per minute

36burgers/14min = 2.57 burgers per minute

I never thought as an American I would unironically be calculating burgers per minute. Nevertheless they should let him go free simply because that's impressive as fuck.

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>>73711736
He was just furthering his education

>>73715671
>roaches
>human

>>73716099
Kek, Americans travel in burgers per minute.

>>73711736
>7.57 liters of soda
>36 burgers
This gotta be a fucking joke article.
It would be a massive health hazard spread over a day, in 14 minutes it's just not humanly possible.

>>73716694
>in 14 minutes it's just not humanly possible

36 mcdonals burgers would be possible, I've seen those people on youtube eat like 30 big macs. 7 liters of pop would be another story though.

>>73716694
YES WE CAN is what this brave american told himself

>>73714716
and 15 minutes means 15 you retarded somali

>>73714721
*o say can you see

>>73716750
>36 mcdonals burgers would be possible
Now, I greatly dislike fast food so I might get the size wrong, but we're talking something like 3.5kg of bread and meat here. In 14 fucking minutes. Most people would take multiple days to eat as much. It's gotta be a joke. Especially since:
>7 liters of pop
Over a day it's hyponatraemia. Over 14 minutes it's water poisoning.

>>73717211
This guy eats 25 big macs in 20 minutes. Big macs are a lot bigger than those tiny mcdonalds hambers you can eat in like 3 bites

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ0uDYdpHfs

I agree about the pop thing. That's impossible. I've chugged 2 liters of chocolate milk though before and felt like I was gonna die.

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>>73717211
Life, Liberty and the pursuit of the burger

>>73717525
>5kg
>13000kcal
I feel like puking just watching the video. Mind you I always was a light eater, especially for my size, but Jesus fucking Christ what's wrong with these people.

>>73711736
So let's get it straight. Broke into a burger king, fired up the grill, prepared 36 buns and patties, sliced tomato, onions an added cheese and his stomach had room for 2 gallons of soda? I'm impressed.

>>73717638
He was probably off he head on something.
People can consume a lot when they are smashed.

>>73716456
He's right though.

>>73716621
That explains why there are so many mcdonalds along the highways, it has a higher bpm limit

>>73717638
The same guy ate 60 slug burgers

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>>73716099
Reminds me of this

>>73717920
I do a lot of those for keks. I'm a physicist irl and applying math autistically on this Bhutanese Tongue Posture forum is kek

>>73717920
>trusting official pokemon sizes
Aren't those never ever coherent with any and all representation of pokemon in any media? That is unless the averge human in the pokemon world is like 1m tall.

>>73717920
Somebody do that with Midna please. Asking for a friend.

>>73718279
The games are the canon, the rest is advertising. It never has to make sense and often doesn't, wailord fucking skitty, etc.

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>>73711736
Saved.

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woah...

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>>73711736
>36 burgers
>2 gallons
>14 minutes

Nah, whatever the fuck he is, it isn't human and some cunt's just shaved a bear and sneaked it in

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>>73718693
Holy shit

>>73711736
Americans eternally BTFO

>>73718693
A slippery criminal indeed!

>>73718693
Jesus Christ it's real

>>73718693
Wtf is wrong with Florida? All those insane american news seem to come from there.

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>>73718693
I call BS, 25 gallons is far too much anything to fit in a person

Still nasty

>>73712835
4u

>>73718991
They're really laid back about FOI requests so journalists can pour through arrests for all sorts of weird shit.

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>>73718693

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>>73718693
Oh shit nigger what in sweet fuck.

>>73716099
>I never thought as an American I would unironically be calculating burgers per minute

kek

Man: the pinnacle of all God's creations.

>>73711736
we've all been there

>>73716099
70 kg is mass, 686.7 newtons is weight
average mass of an adult male isn't 7.14 kg

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>>73718693

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>>73711736
VERY high burger intake per minute

>>73720579

>You will never eat at 2.4 BPM

Why even live, lads.

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>>73711736

>>73720475
if you get bitten by a florida man, do you also become one?

this is why america wil never succumb to islam

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>>73720918
consumption: 0 to 36 in 14 minutes
mileage: 2 gallons per 14 minutes of service

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>>73720918
>BPM

Should have just let the heart attack claim him.

>>73718693
Is this real? Is it even possible to drink that without dying? I work the friers at mcdonalds and i couldnt even imagine the amount of filth that gathers up in them

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>the reality of the Burger surpasses even the wildest memes

>>73730542
A true patriot, god bless his soul.

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>Europeans are acting like 2 gallons is a lot to drink

>>73711736
Most american thing ever

>>73732415
This.

I drink 2 liters of coke a day and im thin as fuck

>>73714826
fucking lost hard

>>73732415
this i alone had 3 gallons during easter brunch

>>73730542
watch this

*fucking dies*


Brilliant prank.

God bless America