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Footy ed.
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UP THE TRACTOR BOYS
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haha omg I'm so scared of clowns I really hate them haha look how quirky and unique I am
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I did BTECs in 6th form because I didn't get the grades to do A-Levels
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Left, or right?
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the jewish gf
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who /spurs/ here?
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>>73710761
both at the same time
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>you now remember those thickos doing BTEC Physical Education who told you it was the equivalent of an A-level
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>>73710761
Left looks like good gf material

Right has a smokin' body and would be a great fuck
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passed out drunk on the couch and woken up with a bad headache
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so we've established that /brit/ is quite smart in general

starting to make a connection between intelligence and acceptance into society

seems to me like you need a low amount of intelligence to have a successful social life
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>never posted on 4chan until I turned 18
who else /lawabidingcitizen/?
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>>73710823
me
only started coming here when i was 19
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we're in here lads (non-yank ed.)

>>73710687
>>73710687
>>73710687
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>>73710816
>seems to me like you need a low amount of intelligence to have a successful social life
h-haha yeah
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>got a low C in Government at Politics A-level
>worm my way into a top 5 university
>get a 1st in Politics
>now work as a policy advisor

really gets the cogs whirring
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>>73710729
KEK desu senpai
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>Anon, your Runescape is making the computer slow!!
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>>73710816
Literally Fox and Grapes the post
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Taking off lads

Enjoy my thread :3
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haha omg I'm so scared of social interaction I really hate it haha look how quirky and unique I am
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>>73710856
gonna tell on you you dirty thread splitting cunt

*swiftly runs up to the janny crying*
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Come Dine With Me on in the background lads

Proper runty types today
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not too good in a fight so went to the metropolitan uni of hard knocks
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>>73710816

what a terrible fucking post
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mmarion
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Me on't left.

https://youtu.be/Mqcbh1ZI_J0
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>>73710904
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>>73710893
bye
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>>73710924
can you name one episode of CDWM where they aren't runty types?

literal attention whores seeking their 5 minutes of fame and serving up literal shit
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>>73710816
I'd say /brit/ is easily the thickest part of this website
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>>73710949
>tfw she's a coalburner
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>>73710816
>so we've established that /brit/ is quite smart in general
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>>73710961
omg I like love peep show so much! :) le funny socially awkward social hand grenade man is my favourite character! I relate to him so much haha!
us weirdos amirite guize?! :D
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come dine with me is on the lifestyle channel (cable channel) here

i memba one episode where they had this posh wanna be runt who was like 20 y/o
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>>73710961
Jeff was based until he started raising Mark's kid and believing he'd got one up on him
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>>73710979
>>73710988
I'm VERY intelligent I'll have you know
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I don't believe Paris is as bad as rorkes say
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>>73710975
fair point

It seems to be couples this time (haven't watched it since I was a student tbqh), which is extra tragic for some reason.
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>>73710816
It's a pretty big general, and about a dozen people replied to you, only the ones who had a levels
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>so we've established that /brit/ is quite smart in general
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>>73710912
no
>>73710949
yes
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>>73710685
Is it bad that I want to force feed skinny girls like Emma Watson til they're chubby?
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>>73710841
>Making fun of the retarded

Ah yes, that low hanging fruit must taste so sweet to somebody like you.
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>>73711041
>wales is superior by its absence
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Feck off cunt
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>>73711001
most episodes 2bh, unless that's what you're hinting at
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>>73710729
my hand on the left
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>>73711028
yeah it's extra cringy where they pretend to actually like each other and not hate each other's guts
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why do we always end up with multiple threads
do you mongs literally not refresh the catalog before hitting the submit button
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>>73710998
*looks over my shoulder*
oh sorry mate - err guys, guys, is everyone ready to order? sorry mate can you give us 5 more minutes? ta
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bellend smells of skips
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Update: guy on Come Dine.... is wearing suit trousers & waistcoat with a short-sleeve shirt.

Channel 4 lads, get it on.
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HOWLING
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>>73711080
The threads were made one second apart. That said, the one who made the late thread (the other one) should've deleted it.
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>Ah yes, that low hanging fruit must taste so sweet to somebody like you
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>>73711101
sounds spiffy as fuck
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Wish the world wasn't so urbanised. Wish it was still lush and vibrant and forested with tall grass everywhere like in medievel times.
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VERY concerned at how deep the ocean is. I am also VERY concerned about supervolcanoes such as Yellowstone. I'm also RATHER scared of tornados, hurricanes and earthquakes
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how do you know you don't like a cock up the arse if you don't even try it once?
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>>73711132
You'd never get laid in somewhere less densely populated though lets be honest lad
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Four in a Bed > Come Dine With Me
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>>73711123
haha yeah, just delete your thread, that's possible
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1491093960520.webm
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*Incites rebellion*
Wahey!
*Rebels turn the country into shithole that will be unrecoverable for at least 20 years*
Haha whoops!
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>>73711142
Put a sink in the ocean, put a cork in yellowstone, and move the fuck out of manchester
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>>73711148
everyone likes prostate stimulation
it's just some people don't find men attractive
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Bit scared about North Korea
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>>73711122
hopefully he fucking killed them all afterwards

CANNOT stand scots
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>>73711111

quints of truth in the OTHER thread
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>>73711166
Why is it called Four in a Bed?
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>>73711122
>Scots

What are 'patsys'?
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>get horny
>go on adamandeve
>order a small arsenal of various sex toys including prostate simulators
>cum
>cancel order

happened about 4 times now
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>>73711148
I call it my own personal straightness test desu. Every year I'll let a man fuck my arsehole at least once just to make sure I don't like it and I'm 100% non-homosexual.
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>>73711122
Hope he raped them.
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>>73711199
lines of coke
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>>73710816
nah i bring it down
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>>73711146
>Welsh flag
lmfao i'm so scared of those militant welshmen
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>>73711181
but if he does you from behind you don't have to look at him
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>>73711202

laugh at this braintlet
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>>73711187
When the muslims take over England you'll come crying to us
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Not worried about anything at all.
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>>73711197
because of the nursery rhyme.
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Browsing /brit/ while my anime loads
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>>73711163
Literally no downsides then.
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>>73711187

terrible post
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AMERICA BTFO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyQm1Kid2bg

Based North Korea
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Why would let strangers go through your belongings? I don't even let my closet mates do that.
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>>73711232
it's still a guy shagging you though
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>>73711231
you should be

burning down english holiday homes was a laugh
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>>73711219
I do the same thing but with sucking cock in public toilets
and I do it every weekend not once a year
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>BTECs are superior in every way
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delete this it makes me trigger
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watching anime while my /brit/ loads
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On the train home from work.
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Proper spastics on CDWM, can't hack it much more. Might go back to Netflix.
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>>73711274
it's like a scrawny year 7 kid at school standing up and slapping the big fat year 11 kid

it's not gonna end well
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>>73711047
A...anyone?
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>>73711274
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39618573

hope trump turns them into a fucking glass crater
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>>73711308
it's bank holiday you spastic
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>>73711325
*fires nuclear weapons at you*
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gf swears by ready made pasta sauce (dolmio and shite) and it does my fucking nUT IN, especially since I can cook fantastic sauces myself

might have to take the saucepan to her head
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@73711348
shan't be answering
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Wish we could just find out if North Korea is a nice country or not
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>I hope you are well. I have just seen your email enquiry asking if its possible to have electrolysis and laser at the same time. You can have both treatments at the same time if its different areas that you want treating. Electrolysis is suitable for white/grey hairs and the hair needs to be in the follicle. Laser is treating darker hair. In answer to your second question Yes we would need to patch test you if you want a different part of your body treated. we have you booked in for your next laser treatment on
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>>73711059
t. retard
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>>73711239
>le cherrypicking post
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>>73711168
>this can't even be done anymore
absolute state of 4chan
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>>73711361
++
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>>73711169
Ending got me
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>>73711389
>he still thinks England is whiter than celtic land
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>>73711371
>cooking a sauce from scratch rather than just unscrewing a lid and pouring

ooh you're hard
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>>73711386
*opens*
*clicks back onto my memrise tab*
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>>73711392
Mad lads were making threads then deleting them once they got going, just as a wind up. Still, I think Hiroshimoot should've found a better solution.
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dad just posted this pic on facebook
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>>73711371
calm down Gordon
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>>73711309
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>>73711392
been that way a long time now, blame the spastics who used to delete match threads on /sp/
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>>73711472
good pic, mind if I save?
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>>73711426
>our eyes are 6% lighter
>thus, we are superior
That's a bit desperate.
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>Completed a level 3 btec in countryside management a few years back
>basically havent left the house since

what a great use of 2 years.
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>>73711498
global boker face
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the half black gf wants to have kids, but in a few years
I think she wants me to propose
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>>73711500
lol

tell us about countryside management
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drinking a pint of full fat (blue top) milk

enjoying my bulk
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>>73711496
save it friend it's all yours!
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wish the government would just give you a job
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>>73711498
spare his feelings a bit mate, poor jocks don't have much else to go on
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>>73711540
hmm if only there was a system that did that
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>>73711540
this is what the job centre should do
you put your name in a hat
then you get given a job based on your skills/qualifications
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>>73711521
and will you
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kjptgAHP7o

PJW is very sexy
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What are Russia's thoughts on North Korea
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want to dildo my arse but can't be bothered to douche
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>>73711500
>countryside management
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>>73711555
>gif
fuck off
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>>73711517
im english and look like the lads on the left though. dont consider myself germanic either.
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>>73711500
Work as a nature conservationist
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>>73711547
I'm not a jock I'm Norwegian living in glorious Edinburgh
I've been all over England, it's a shithole filled with rude people. Scots are the friendliest people on Earth
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>>73711555
wow she's got big boobies
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>douche
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Don't really want all you spastics in the workforce desu.
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>>73711561
maybe
it's just we're both 22 so it just seems a bit too early in life
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>>73711528
fat cunt

>>73711568
douching leads to anal cancer
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>>73711517
>resorts to pathetic ad-hominem image
Is there an actual argument coming, or should I just move on?
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>>73711554
didn't know how good they had it
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>>73711579
Clearly you haven't been introduced to your friendly neighbourhood heroin addicts
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>>73711612
The argument is you have more celtic genes than the so called celtic states
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>>73711563
>PJW has been with infowars for 16 years

how fucking old is he?
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Arsenal haven't won an away game since they played @ Swansea in January. Apart from against Sutton
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>btec in countryside management
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>>73711601
I'm the only one ITT with a job
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>>73711643
28
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>>73711526
>learnt about conservation
>built fences
>drove tractors
>shot guns
>smoked weed and drank beer on lunch breaks in the many fields at my agricultural college
>unironically kicked in the face by a sheep when i accidently shaved its vagina/arsehole while shearing it

was actually pretty fun looking back on it
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I used to get Yous with almost every post but now I'm not getting any. On a really poor run of form atm
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>>73711579
Edinburgh isn't your average scottish city anyway
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>>73711611
quite the opposite - hence the bulk
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>>73711635
>>73711669

>I've never been in scotland the post
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>>73711666
be less boring
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>>73711483
That sounds hilarious actually, deleting the thread when a goal goes in
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>>73711579
>Scots are the friendliest people on Earth
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>>73711666
nice digits satan, a sign perhaps?
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fuck norway
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>>73711500
What sort of jobs did the other people on your course end up getting?
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>>73711665
sounds pretty good
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>>73711686
visited glasgow, loch lomond and edinburgh last summer
edinburgh was very nice and loch lomond was very serene
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>>73711707
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11492482/Scottish-are-most-friendly-people-in-Britain...but-watch-out-for-grumpy-Londoners.html

http://www.aol.co.uk/travel/2015/03/25/scottish-voted-britains-friendliest-people-london-grumpiest/

http://metro.co.uk/2015/03/26/15-reasons-scots-are-the-friendliest-people-in-the-uk-5120265/
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Stop posting slags, for Pete's sake. If I wanted to look at slags I'd just go on /s/. That's what the board is for.
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>>73711704
It got old very quickly. Especially when people would start the threads earlier and earlier so they could delete it.
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>>73711563
>we're gonna redpill pewdiepie
mlao
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rate the new specs lads
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>>73711645
0-0 tonight
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>PJW is 6'3

wtf
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America are going to go end up going to war with North America aren't they
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>>73711563
PJW looks less impressive when he isn't filming himself in his room
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>>73711673
terrible chebs
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Far-right claims responsibility for Borussia Dortmund blasts
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think i'm addicted
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>>73711799
IMAJUN
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think i'm addicted
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>>73711844
im addicted to babybels
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>>73711841
false flag
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>>73711841
bet rorke's gutted
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>>73711873
grimmest food i've ever seen, christ
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think i'm addicted
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>>73711881
NONCE
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>>73711929
umm sweetie there's an air bubble in that
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Is anal actually any good? gf didn't seem too against it when I mentioned it tbqh.
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john terry did nothing wrong
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>>73711812
lol
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>war with North Korea imminent

ahh yes
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think i'm addicted
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>>73711873
perfect representation of /brit/ and britain
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>>73711929
You need to focus your efforts into more productive alleyways, like trying to woo a rich lass into funding your relationship.

Travel the world and have sex with a bird, never having to work in your life.
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>>73711958
get her to stick her fingers up your bum and give your prostate a poke
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=462KBuAhncU&t=2s
really makes you think
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>>73711568
seek help my nigga
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>>73711969
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>>73711982
NEED to go to thailand and shag lots of lady boys
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>>73711841
So it was far left, then islam, then far left again, and now far right?
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>>73711929
What is that? Heroin?

What are you doing mate
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>>73711973
america vs a bunch of malnourished farmers with antiquated weapons

should be easy right?
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think i'm in love
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>>73711973
he amount of liberated NK QT's looking for husbando's :)
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> the reddit tripcunt is back
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>>73712033
that was different

no bully
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>>73712023
it was the jews
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Whosoever shall be guilty of rape, polygamy, or sodomy with a man or woman, shall be punished; if a man, by castration, a woman, by boring through the cartilage of her nose a hole of one half inch in diameter at the least
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>>73712013
one up the bum no harm done
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>>73711958
Don't see the appeal personally.
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>>73711973
heard that a few days ago
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anyone know the context of that image of Alex Jones pointing the gun at the videofeed of PJW on a recent interview?
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>>73711841
http://news.sky.com/story/borussia-dortmund-bus-attack-suspect-led-islamic-state-commando-unit-10835233
>Prosecutors are also examining three identical letters claiming responsibility which were left at the scene of the blasts.
>The letters, reportedly written in German, began: "In the Name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful."
>the Tagesspiegel newspaper reported it had received a claim of responsibility apparently from far-right groups, who hit out at multi-culturalism and threatened another attack.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/3414139.stm
>The liberal Tagesspiegel is based in western Berlin

>Frauke Koehler, a spokeswoman for federal prosecutors who was referring to an email received by the newspaper, said: "We have the letter claiming responsibility. We are examining it."
>A second claim, purportedly from the far-left, was made online but has also been questioned.
Sounds like a bit of false-flagging and biased reporting.
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>>73712120
he was just acting
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>>73712033
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>>73712104
Just came through on the news that they've fired a nuke at Horsham
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me and the gf
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>>73712164
*stinking
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>>73712120
pjw has acted dishonourably and must be punished
>>
CANT STOP SNEEZING DONE ABOUT 10 IN THE LAST MINUTE AND STILL GOING DONE 2 WHILST TYPGING THIS HELP
>>
>>73711721
Most of the class was 30+ so loads of them just went back into whatever they did before, a few went to that farming uni in wales, the only girl got preggers with a 50 year old man (she was 20/21 when we finished). I think like 3 or 4 actually became park rangers while someone else started their own company that sells gimmick vegan/organic nature products.

Including myself i'd say 1/5th of my classmates were autismo with no hope of finding work outside of garden centers or supermarkets, but we had fun at least.
>>
just took some supah male vitalitee
>>
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*taps you on the shoulder*
alri mate? hey look down here
>>
>>73712209
Blow your nose. If that doesn't work, rinse it out with water.
>>
>>73712201
wahey
>>
>>73712250
*maintains eye contact*
>>
>>73712209
stay safe
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>>73712198
>>73712250

*maintains eye contact*
>>
>>73712250
*puts my finger through the hole*
>>
>>73712350
YOU LOOKING AT OUR BIRD???
>>
>>73712250
*fingers your hole*
>>
RIP MY HOPES AND DREAMS I DON'T WANNA WAKE UP
>>
>>73712198
how the fuck are you not meant to look

and if you do can anyone really blame you?
>>
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are there really girls on 4chan lads
>>
>>73712438
no
>>
just heard the news
so anime is for nonces? didn't expect that
>>
Monday Night Football soon lads.
>>
>>73712438
haha no
>>
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>>73712451
>>73712466
oh
>>
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>>73712250
>>
>>73712438
yeah but we have no interest in pathetic begs like you :)
>>
>>73712438
sometimes, but rarely in generals like this
>>
>>73712438
Yes, I'm fingering myself as I type this
>>
hi im going to be the new tripfag here
>>
Hey guys, new here
>>
>>73712561
Filtered
>>
a girl has never ever been in /brit/ of their own volition
>>
>>73712561
saw you earlier going around seeing which general gives you the most (You)s

very devious
>>
wish i wasn't so alone
>>
filtered so quick
>>
>>73712519
Hi x
>>
>>73712605
I like being alone.
>>
dont reply to it
>>
>>73712629
dont care
>>
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>>73712600
hehe, i got most from /asean/ with brit being the runner up
>>
im gay
>>
*chops your willy off*
>>
*puts it back on*
>>
*chews on it*
>>
finnish gf thought Kwik Fit was a gym hahaha

bless her
>>
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This is my gf/bf Felix

say hi
>>
I FEEL LIKE I COULD DIE, I FEEL LIKE I DON'T CARE IF I SURVIVE
>>
love pints, me
>>
>>73712679
imagine if you got a tattoo on your willy to make it look like a big scar right around it and you could tell people that it got bit off by a dog and reattached

top tier banter imo
>>
They're not my friends
>>
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thoughts? musings?
>>
>>73712803
Stealing this idea.
>>
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Literally on a plane lads
>>
>>73712677
come back in a few hours during normie/wage slave power hour and you'll be rolling in the you's lad
got my bait lined up for another successful evening
>>
>>73712845
don't understand any of this
>>
nobody should care but lindsay lohan is completely and unironically a muslim now
>>
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>>73712825
They work for the mercenary
>>
wanted to go tonight without alcohol but the cravings have already started
>>
>>73712874
haha no way!!!?!? Bane??
>>
what the fuck is wrong with icelandic people. just listen to that guy at the beginning. absolute weirdo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHeeKrBJPFs
>>
>>73710766
i'd cum inbetween her tits whilst she calls me a disgusting goyim 2bh
>>
>>73712874
>Ryanair

hello runt
>>
>>73712874
make a fuss and become the next hot meme
>>
could look up Ryanair flight departing gatwick right now and find out where this bellend is going
>>
Don't think it's possible for me to have romantic feelings towards anyone anymore
>>
>>73712879
I've placed a £1 bet on all of these to happen. If they do I win £933.81

the numbers in bold are essentially the odds - it shows how much you get returned (including your stake) if you put on £1 - but because I have all of them in a single bet my winnings get multiplied
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>>73712893
>Residence London, England[1]
no wonder
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>>73712874
The flight plan I just filed with the Agent C lists Smee, Maimen, Dr. Paveleer, Button Lee, Juan O'Yew!
>>
>>73712874
Tell us already, where are you going?
>>
>>73712958
oh
right
>>
>>73712937
nowt wrong with flying to the continent for a score, how often do you travel?
>>
c-c-c-c-COCAINE
>>
>>73712945
Not even me?
>>
Watching Galloway's documentary on Blair

His muslim convert sis-in-law is on

BAKA
>>
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>>73712438
yes
pic related is from 4chan (me on the left)
>>
>>73712941
do it and I'll tell them some runt 3/4 rows in front of the right wing is threatening to blow himself up
>>
>>73712998
quite often indeed m'boy
>>
Im fucking freezing lads, what should I do?
>>
>>73712934
anyone who wouldn't is bent 2bqh
>>
flew on lufthansa to germany a while ago and they gave me a sandwich with grated carrot and cheese

grated carrot and cheese????

baffling, those germans
>>
>>73712980
magaluf
>>
NEW

>>73713067
>>73713067
>>73713067
>>73713067
>>73713067
>>
>>73713066
continentals mate, strange bunch
>>
>>73713055
stick your knob and balls into a boiling kettle
>>
310
move runts
>>
>>73713056
i also kind of want to beat her and bruise her and stretch out her arsehole mate
>>
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>>73712893
No one cared who I was until I put on the mosque.
>>
>>73713015
Remember seeing this in a /brit/ thread on /cgl/ m8
>>
>>73713069
>magaluf
On your own?
>>
>>73713223
Nah with my mum
>>
>>73710768
Man U but I'd take Spurs over any of the other top teams
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