A discussion of British culture thread
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Oi lads, what the h*ck is wrong with the Irish?
>>73708812
incredibly gay
you should have put aside the rhetoric
>>73708871
No you
Business idea: national service for unemployed under 25s who don't hold a degree
There's a leaf in my thread.
>>73708890
i meant the picture you cranial derelict
>>73708938
Doesn't change anything about you...
they need to get around the table
yank editions are always dire prove me wrong
reminder
>>73708965
>There is an alternate reality where Ed is prime minister
>>73708962
shut the fuck up
>>73708865
everything
>>73708812
do they only have those stools for lefties?
>>73708998
No you
>girl sent me a qt photo of herself with the caption "marry me"
aww cheered me right up that has x
>>73709017
FONT
>>73708995
>he will never be your prime minister
JUST
>>73708884
>>73708965
>>73708995
>>73709054
Without innocence the cross is only iron,
Hope is only an illusion
And the ocean soul's
Nothing but a name
The child bless thee
And keep thee forever
>>73708976
Half these lines make no (read: ZERO) economic sense.
>>73709017
you have to marry her now
>>73708995
I liked are ed desu
really made big strides in the acceptance of autism in politics
Ol' Sheffie U is going up lads
>>73708995
where there was no referendum and we are still the EU's bitches
can you imagine him trying to negotiate with trump too
>>73708995
This guy has such a doopy face. He looks clueless
>>73708976
>not going through Derby, the heart of the country
dismissed
>>73709087
FOY
just ordered a new chair from amazon lads
bit of a rip off but should be worth it
>be on work experience in a magistrate's court
>first time sitting in court
>it's ridiculously formal
>clerk of the court announces the magistrate
>everyone suddenly stands up except me
>magistrate walks out of a hidden room at the front of the courtroom into his little raised box of justice
>barrister who's meant to be looking after me is frantically gesturing for me to stand
>stand up, just as the magistrate, and everyone else, sits down
>be the only person standing in the court
>everyone looks at me and my mountain of spaghetti
>clerk tells the magistrate i'm here on work experience
>magistrate tells me i may be seated
That's how I shat the bed on my first day.
>>73709082
in that timeline jeb bush is president
>>73708928
How bout national service for young petty criminals to discipline them before they go down the wrong path for life?
If they succeed, they get an education and their criminal record is wiped
>>73709105
appears to be something strapped to the chair
>>73709082
well he'd certainly point out that the latest strikes were wrong, and that his government has acted in a reckless and provocative manner
>>73709069
There's a line through every county of their respective region
>>73709075
unironically would and all, love her a bit
>>73709077
they already went up on Friday you dumb yank twat
>EU legislation
>>73709150
No
wtf i love macron now
>>73709069
>>73709095
It's in the deliberation phase lads
Input like this is good
>there is an alternate reality that exists where you are currently PM
what policies do you think won you the election?
>>73709199
>losing to Burton 2-0
If Blackburn score then they've fucked it
>>73709208
you said you'd change it to go through exeter and plymouth but you never did
>>73709207
who did this shit
le pen is not literally hitler she is a libertarian
>>73709222
state issued gfs
>>73709207
Le Pen would be the best for us desu
>>73709110
So Austistic, I don't believe you could work at a magistrate's
Sat here watching 'flix and shitposting whilst i drink beer and scoff crisps
What a state I am.
>>73709222
slags for lads
dad just faxed me this
>>73709069
fuck off blairite
>>73709235
Ipswich are winning
>>73709265
>>73709306
Not anymore hahaha
yanks eternally BTFO
You have the chance to go back in time and take 1 book (any genre) to any historical figure. Who do you pick and what book?
>>73709273
>tripfag calling people autistic
>with a capital A
>>73709222
I said that we should move all people in Hong Kong to Northern Ireland before we handed it over, and then everyone was given a Britain-loving Asian gf
>>73709310
>>73709295
Where did your dad get this picture of me?
>>73709245
can't be arsed 2bh because I didn't save it correctly and it means doing a completely new image
>>73709334
In Gatwick airport lads
>>73709310
good lord
>>73709344
I'd take The Vert Hungry Catipillar to Shakespeare and enjoy his take on it
>>73709397
look out
>>73709397
where to?
>>73709397
Currently in Oakland International laddo
>>73709397
>Gatwick
ew
Hate Gatwick and hate Crawley
t. Born in Crawley
must be worse ways to go than suffocating on arse
>>73709397
me too
I'm looking at you right now you're in a black jacket
Just done a MASSIVE poo, very fibrous a one wiper, didn't wash my hands though
Thoughts?
might become a radical economic centrist but a social reactionary
>>73709435
haven't washed my hands after pooing for years.
>>73709423
sounds good
>>73709407
>Vert
fuck off pierre
>>73709443
economic centrism is retarded
I'm economically liberal but socially conservative
Was looking at a man today and he was on the phone chatting to a friend of his. Said that his girlfriend was gonna pick him up and take him to the "bookies". He pronounced the word "bookies" like bʊkɛːz. Like an absolute madman lads.
>>73709310
>100k a year
fucking hell he's talking the piss
>>73709344
I like this question. Gonna be thinking about it all day now.
Probably try to stop WW1, but I'm not sure how. I think the Kaiser would think it was a wind up if I gave him a book of 20th century history.
Would you shag a bald bird lads?
>>73709466
don't really like full socialism or unrelentless capitalism
>>73709524
obviously not
>>73709524
Male Pattern Baldness REALLY doesn't suit women
>>73709111
wtf I love that timeline now
>>73709556
why?
jeb is a big fat mess
what is WHSmith and why is it so common at airports and large train stations
what headphones do you guys use?
>>73709556
*claps*
>Gatwick
runport
If you're going anywhere worthwhile on a decent airline, it's Heathrow or bust.
>You're out having a laugh with your mate in the woods, when some faggot jumps out in a cat costume. This guy walks up behind you, slaps your mates arse and says "You've just been pranked by the prank patrol".
wat do?
>>73709397
Does this dude always post pictures of his daily trips, and furthermore, why are your daily trips so interesting.
Wasn't it a cemetary just yesterday, lol?
>>73709494
vocaroo it don't know how to read that shit
>>73709419
None of your beeswax
>>73709421
Good lad
>>73709434
n-no you're not
>>73709562
reckon I could beat her in a cagefight if it came down to it
>>73709562
ugly
>>73709524
hot
>>73709439
average
>>73709423
a bit lardy
>>73709358
too chinky
>>73709345
very weird looking
C O Y S
O
Y
S
WE'RE GOING UPPPP
>>73709595
Plantronics Backbeat Sense
>>73709594
> It was the first chain store company in the world, and was responsible for the creation of the ISBN book catalogue system.
wow
reminder
>>73709599
>>73709562
>>73709439
>>73709423
>>73709358
>>73709345
I'd cum in them
>>73709609
>faggot
fuck off yank
Pooping down the shops lads, do ya want me to grab anything?
>>73709642
>S
seagulls?
Me and the gf on a date
>>73709619
I'm behind you watching you read this thread.
>>73709597
Im quite partial to City Airport, senpai. Comfy lil place, it is.
>>73709502
For simplicities' sake, say the receiver of the book will believe you and the books contents without a shadow of a doubt
I'd like to bring some WW2 history book to Adolph, or a French Revolution book to the Bourbons. some kind of science book to Newton maybe
>>73709675
Put £20 on the 'leccy.
work can be compared to niggers in my case. i don't like going to work, nor do i like niggers
disabled privacy badger and now firefox runs x10 smoother.
@73709675
get tae fuck no easy (You)'s from me
>>73709705
£20? Do I look like a fucking bank mate?
>>73709619
I work at gatwick for security
I've got access to all the cameras in the airport
I'm watching you on your phone right now
you've got brown hair
I fucking hate the Dutch. sink all their ships kill all dutch citizen with bombs and trucks fuck dutch women with british seed goddamn dutch men are wankers
>>73709744
KEK
>>73709757
Too skinny
>>73709751
more like kankers lol
>>73709740
I'll pay you back when I've been to the cash machine.
>>73709689
eh it's not bad. No lounge though smdh. Certainly a better quality of people than the chav families you find at Gatwick or worse Stansted/Luton.
>>73709751
Best yank post I've ever seen, good lad
>>73709733
No idea which post this is referring to.
saw an absolutely heavenly Yorkshire farm girl in Aldi in York today, she was a goddess
I'd have cleaned out her stables if you know what I mean
>>73709788
dont reply to it
plheugm is coming out yellowy orange wtf do i have cancer lads
>>73708976
>doesn't even stop at belfast and just randomly cuts through the river lagan
Yank tier geographical knowledge
reddits
>>73709802
i dont know what you mean.
you want to work for her? how do you know she owns stables?
Alri las
Mind if I hide here for a wee bit?
>>73709744
N-no I don't
>>73709679
SEAGULLS MENTIONED
eating a pear lads
>>73709751
>tfw dutch ex dumped you
>posted pic of her with 6'5 black guy saying how glad she is to be with a real man
Keep dreaming that my teeth are falling out.
>>73709837
this the livestream liquidator?
post funny videos
>>73709262
>libertarian
stop using this word
>>73709837
They still haven't found this bozo?
>>73708976
Nice work missing the Humber bridge.
>>73709751
Met a Dutch man on a beach holiday in Germany a few years ago, he was very tall and his wife was incredibly fat and he spent ages building a really huge and detailed sandcastle, he had a really intense look in his eyes when you talked to him like everything was incredibly significant and he drove a delivery van for a living, very good at beach football though
>>73709851
means you're gay
>>73709851
I have that too
usually my mouth is just clamped down so hard it breaks all my teeth, love it
>>73709837
Are basketball Americans even human?
https://m.liveleak.com/view?i=19f_1492377370
>>73709877
that's a racist image
the runtfit
>>73709877
They're not allowed to mention his race. Everyone's looking for a white guy who otherwise matches his description.
>>73709837
literally
I'm a Romanian.
>sticks cotton bud in ear
>pulls it out covered in yellow gunk
>inhales it
Mmmmmmhmmmm ahh yess
>>73709797
best yank post ever
>>73687379
>>73709896
>m
fuck off
>>73709679
yes
http://indianexpress.com/article/entertainment/bollywood/sonu-nigam-posted-about-forced-religiousness-sonu-sood-gets-trolled-4616531/
hmmm
>>73709701
in that case ill give Jesus the God delusion
>>73709847
Jokes on her, she doesn't have a strong father figure.
watching some nazi kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jheYsYjOObM
finished dissertation a month ago but haven't submitted it online yet because the link isn't there
hmm ah yes this might be bad
>>73709932
Neanderthals were white. All Europeans have their DNA. They were smarter too
>>73709951
dont get it
>>73709938
Shouldn't use those things
t. literally any doctor
>>73709997
how else are you going to clear earwax?
>>73709837
What style of beard is that?
>>73709988
>t. 1/16th Neanderthal
>>73709997
you can clean the outside bit of your ear just don't fucking stick it right in like a dickhead
>>73709851
Subconscious telling you that you could fit more dicks in your mouth without them
>>73710015
bobby pins
>>73709988
t.varg
>>73710015
not be a disgusting cunt
>>73710015
you don't unless it becomes hard and blocks the canal, in that case use warm water & ear drops.
The ear wax is there for a reason, not to be cleaned out you mong.
>>73709988
Although the earliest humans were white, the Neanderthals weren't white
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
>>73710015
Put a tissue on you boyfriends cock, then take it from there
>>73710018
it's called the "72 virgins"
>>73710024
>>73710042
If you don't have neanderthal DNA you aren't white
>https://genographic.nationalgeographic.com/neanderthal/
>A team of scientists comparing the full genomes of the two species concluded that most Europeans and Asians have between 1 to 2 percent Neanderthal DNA.
>>73709833
>Best guess for this image: Goddess
>>73710056
grubby cunt
>>73710056
>warm water
don't do this
>ear drops
do this, or a few drops of olive oil or something
if you have brown eyes can you please leave this thread immediately
>>73710064
EXETER MENTIONED
>>73710118
>black hair
>brown eyes
can i stay?
>>73709833
>>73710101
weeew it actually says that
google getting in there
if you have white skin can you please depart this thread immediately
>>73710118
No :^)
>muh Neanderthal heritage
>>73710056
you can clean it out of the front bit of you ear
have you any idea how disgusting it is to look at someone and they have visible wax coming out of their ears
you sick cunt
>>73710104
literal spastic that's been coopted by Johnson & Johnson.
Go ask any otolaryngologist.
choccie arr lah
>>73710118
fuck off
>>73710139
good post
fookin ell
>>73710172
I don't fucking care mate
>be in magistrate's court on work experience
>there's a proper mental in the dock
>dock has been fitted with a reinforced plastic shield around it to contain him
>when asked about his defence, he says jesus christ will defend him
>clerk of the court says mr christ hasn't turned up to court today and appoints a normal barrister to be his defender
That clerk was a top lad.
>>73710131
>>73710147
>>73710190
GET OUT NONWHITE SCUM
>>73710170
you don't need buds for that you runt....that goes without saying.
*uses a robot claw to remove your hat*
Sitting on the plane lads
I think this valium is making me retarded
i like to imagine myself with a big dick
Is /brit/ smart or dum dum?
Post what you cunts got at A-Level
No A-Levels get out
lads, how do you get rid of the feeling of eternal despair?
>>73710248
A*AA desu
>>73710248
What's an A level?
>>73710202
why is he in court when he's clearly mentally ill?
>>73710248
>a levels
fuck off child
>>73710248
I got an A in social sciences and religious studies
>>73710259
You don't.
>>73710211
Hmm...
No :^)
>>73710270
When did they introduce A*?
>>73710248
an E in history
>>73710248
did mine just before A* was introduced
AAB
>>73710248
A level economics physics and maths, AS Chemistry
ABBb so nothing groundbreaking but got into a decent uni
>>73710259
alcohol
>>73710248
abb, no a*s then
>>73710248
Film Studies - D
Travel and Tourism - E
Double Maths - A*
>>73710248
Got kicked out of school for making a facebook account of one of the teachers and messaged the other teachers for a shag
>>73709994
yesterday snapchat's ceo said india and spain is poor so indians gave poor rating to snapchat and an indian version of amazon called snapdeal out of confusion. today a singer said he finds muslim calls of prayer annoying so muslims "trolled" him and another actor with same first name out of confusion
the fuck's an A level?
>>73710270
boffin
>>73710330
fuck off foreigner
>>73710248
>ABC
Was predicted AAA and in some oxbridge prep thing selected by teachers. Then I became addictd to video games.
gas me hehe
>>73710330
Ionno
>>73710330
the thing that comes after an O level
>>73710324
did they literally toss you out of the building onto the pavement?
>>73710248
BCDE first year
BDU second year
>>73710271
alpha levels, betas do B-Levels
>>73710348
*farts in your mouth*
>>73710248
ABC
in maths, physics and chemistry respectively
>>73710330
11/12th class
>>73710248
ACD
>>73710356
>O level
alri granddad
>>73710362
You tried
prozzie gave me an a level last night
came out a bit brown
>>73710248
dunno lad, never went back to pick up my results
I just wanted EMA and an excuse to not work for 3 years
>>73710324
Hooting
Things British people will never understand:
>finger-lickin' BBQ
>driving on the other side of the road
>driving above 40KMH
>birds chirping in the morning
>seeing cows grazing in the fields
>saying funny things to your mates in a British accent
>The early stages of the Internet (1995-2005)
>having to change the channel with buttons on the TV
>certified deep dish pizz
>Wisconsin cheese
>owning weapons
>microbrewed artisan drinks
>chicken fried steak
>driving a jeep
>surfing
>Easter Egg hunts
>Halloween
>not having to wear school uniforms
>Leaving milk and cookies for Santa clause
>dumping your cookies in milk too
>thanksgiving
>>73710272
He did a crime. I assume the police just wrangled him into jail, and then court like anyone else, where his defender claimed insanity and had him put on a mental ward instead of bad boy prison. I can't really remember any details other than what I wrote.
>>73710373
>thinking that qualifies for posting a retarded pepe
"no"
>>73710393
>Easter
Americans don't celebrate Easter
Got a C in gender studies lads
>>73709896
why did he make him kill?
Need a good RPG with good character customisation options lads.
got a B in general studies
>>73710393
>Easter Egg hunts
>Easter Egg
>Easter
?
>>73710415
The Catholic ones do the rest are heathens
I identify as white can i stay in this thread
>>73710393
why would a yank use KMH for his bait
Can't wait until it's socially acceptable to have a trap gf.
Roasties will be eternally BTFO and everyone will be fucking traps and pussy will be a thing of the past
>>73710415
yeah we do...WE DO CELEBRATE EASTER
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>73710248
AAB
>>73710435
black people have a gene which makes them evil
BEst of Europe:
1. Spain
2. Italy
3. Korfu
4. Cyprus
5. Amsterdam
Of course England is the best i nthe world though
>>73710248
>A-levels
Did Pre-Us m8 (did not do terribly well)
>>73710393
Why did you steal my post?
got a B+ in LGBT acceptance studies
>>73710471
deannooooooo
>>73710476
Because you stole it from me first you fuck
having a hot chili with a mixed berry Rekorderlig
>>73710415
>getting anything less that AAA
might just off myself desu
Failed my Life Skills class.
>>73710465
He just did it for fun? Like our dear janny?
>>73710501
How do people even get AAA without doing shitty A levels?
Hungover on a plane lads
>>73710491
They should have sharpshooters in place for people like that.
just enrolled at the University of Life
>>73710523
by being smart and revising
>>73710471
>Korfu
That's in Egypt
yummy mummy
>>73710538
>being smart
>revising
pick one
>Southern Europeans created Western Civilization
>Southern Europeans created Western culture
>Southern Europeans created philosophy
>Southern Europeans created the best art
>Southern Europeans created literature
>Southern Europeans created theatre
>Southern Europeans created the best cuisines
>Southern Europeans created built the greatest Empires
>Southern Europeans created explored and circumnavigated the world
>Southern Europeans subjugated the New World
>Southern Europeans defended Europe from muslim invasion
Remind me why we think Northern Europe is the bastion of civilisation
>>73708812
Really good thread, you should make the next one
32 county Ireland desu lads
>>73710531
Got rejected from that uni.
>>73710538
>smart
fuck off yank
>>73710501
fuck off honestly
how is it even possible to do things like astrophysics, geniuses fuck off
>>73710549
in my tummy
>>73710544
calm down lad woah we got a clever one here you gonna pull a globe outta your arse hahahaha
>They should have sharpshooters in place for people like that.
>>73710562
that was true up to ~1600
>>73710578
>tfw got a U at A/S level Physics
Germany is the cause of all Europe's major wars and troubles. Once the German seed no longer exists in Europe, Europe will thrive and prosper
>>73710460
got a conditional place in the university of hard knocks
>I'm smart because I can remember things
Howling.
The truth about being smart is never revising and still doing well in your a-levels
Have never revised in my life and got 2 as and a b
Budapest is the best city in Europe for a tourist
>>73710581
that's pushing it a bit but don't care
>>73710529
Jews?
>>73710619
If you were truly smart, you would have revised
>>I'm smart because I can remember things
>Howling.
>The truth about being smart is never revising and still doing well in your a-levels
>Have never revised in my life and got 2 as and a b
got shit a-levels cause smoked weed too mucu but got 1st at uni so i just don't put the grades on my cv never had a problem with it with jobs
>>73710581
still would
>>73710644
>le remembering things makes you smart
Ever notice that if your teacher at school was a low test beta of a man you didn't learn as much because he couldn't command a room and you just made fun of him
If you had a real high test alpha male in charge of your class who was passionate about that subject you actually took an interest in it and did well
HAHAH PHILLIP SCHOFIELD IS THE BEST
>>73710663
Callum chav cronin
>>73710674
Making an effort to remember things that are imortant to your success is obviously a smart decision.
stupid single linking twat
>>73710698
>>73710698
>>73710698
>>73710708
get fucked aussie
>>73710562
Reminder that all of this only happened whenever Germans migrated southward
Also, Roman Empire wasn't the best. It's influence was great, but it was a big fish in a little pond.
The British Empire was a big fish in a big pond. It had to compete against the French, Russian, and German empires, who, at their height, rivaled even Rome.
>>73710714
>got a 1st at uni
>>73709134
safety mechanism