/brit/

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cara

>>73705867
no

>>73705880
bit slow there lad

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the bf

are seplut

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8

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alri

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*steals Trevelyn's corn*

>>73705924
alri love
*slaps bum*

>>73705933
me on the far right

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the jee eff

STOP TALKIN DOWN THE CUNTRY

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>anime edition

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>maisie is 20

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me at the club

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>>73705934
how dear you
*brings friends*

more like ani-gay aha

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starting a new workout routine

>>73705960
ah yes, the north

>>73705934

did this at a club a few weeks ago. Made a right fool of myself. Never setting foot inside a club or 'going out' again.

going to run a bath and read my book about Vietnam with a beer hehe

Think I'll have carbonara for din-dins

>>73705969
*slaps all of their bums*
what you gonna do now?

>>73705969
52134

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>>73705960

nice. Me here on the left

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>>73705880
Looking forward to a nice sleep on the provisor that I do eventually wake up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KL08n2DMH90

>>73705989
good lad haha

ärtstoppa de e gött de haha

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>>73706007
it's proviso not provisor

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>>73705996
try..... THIS
*sits down*

>>73706007
the word is proviso bruce

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>>73705898
me when I saw this post

>>73706002
is that gollum

love me a good parmo

>>73706059
JANNOOOO

>>73706002

so fucking grim

>>73706035
>>73705961
kek. how to generate it?

>>73706070
>>73706071
>>73706072
>>73706073
>>73706074
>>73706075

runts

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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1JNfb84vqZd

>>73705924
>>73705969
>>73706045
NEED a latex gf

got called pikey

>>73706002
hate it when you accidentally grab the dead bird stick instead of the mop

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>>73706080
heh
you link post without knowing what post contain
very, very amusing

>>73706080
END this gimmick NOW

got called a busker in greggs

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>>73706082
very hot
>>73706100
we all do

>>73706002
>The North

>>73705486
nice one mate, keep it up

why do dutch men like manfaced women?

>>73706130
what were you doing at the time?

people hate the north because we are the last bastion of white british genetics

Accidentally killed a moth and now I'm feeling bad.

>>73706183
think you mean the south west

>>73706177
playing the guitar and singing while asking for gratuities

>>73706183
if those are white british genetics I'm glad they're dying out

>>73706183
>>73706208
think you mean wales

>>73706210
I was hoping your answer would go someway to explaining why someone would call you that, but I am still in the dark

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https://twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/853968267857326081

The latest from Tim.

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>>73705880

pakis deserve nothing but death

ever since they arrived in britain they've brought us nothing but harm

>>73706235
eww he's all greasy

>>73706250
>eww
FOY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0dURW6ZnP8

*meows loudly at you*

i AM the paki slayer

hit me up if you require my services, though i may add they are not for free...

>>73706246

now I think about, all those curry's probably didn't do me much good health-wise

>>73706279
>The cat meows very loudly because does not want to eat food
wonder what this videos about

>>73706296
nope curries are healthy sorry, find another scapegoat

>>73706279
good post

>>73702892
wtf i love norway now

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>>73706250
You are like a little baby.

>>73706279
ksksksksksksks
good old robin

>>73706279
cats can do one tbqh, overgrown rats.

>>73706279
autism?

>>73706349
t. picks up dog shit

the absolute state of tim

just nipping out for a cheeky smoke, be 2 minutes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39618490

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

London

>>73706279
me trying to eat my dindins
all you runts meowing very loudly because does not want to eat food

me baiting rorke on t' /brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9JZyIZKNhQ

>>73706414
thought brit would be more than one of those 2bh

>>73706371
no, not me....'dog people' are worse if anything, talking to dogs as if they're people it's fucking nauseating.

find the whole notion of 'owning' a pet rather odd indeed.

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>>73706279
screeching

>>73706480
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys7-6_t7OEQ

tune

>>73706455
autism

wew

>>73706455
ah right so you're just an autistic twat
gotcha

funny how the yanks think there's some sort of communists vs nazis street fighting going on in america when it's really just /r/The_Donald vs NEET anarchists

meanwhile here in the UK we actually have fascist movements and communists running in elections

anime

>>73706430
wasn't that group banned?

>>73706430
me reeeing autistically

>>73706459
hahaha fucking epic, rob! great gimmick pretending not to know english

>>73706560

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/national-action-alex-davies-white-britain-bath_uk_57318f47e4b05c31e5727b26

what I imagine the rorkes of brit are like

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>>73706430
that guy with a literal purse runs in and saves the day

so glad we've got heroes like that in Britain

>>73706430
>busker tries to act the hard lad
>needs a literal REEEEEEEEEEing woman and an actual fucking "man" with a purse to come save him
lmao

>>73706586
>the welsh

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*enters the thread at a 45 degree angle*

>>73706659
>black London
bit redundant

>>73706430
the woman who instantly screeches is cool

>>73706659
they sound so aggressive
was intimidated even by the black women when I was in london

https://youtu.be/s3Gl6T0CC2I


What the fuck is wrong with the F*nnish?

>>73706659
sorry mate i don't have any change

>>73706738
severe autism

>>73706738
absolute mentalist

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jzx664u5DA

>>73706659
Literally never heard it in my life.

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the absolute state of you

business idea: scrap BST

hi keep me company cum is dead

Brit would drastically improve if we purged the gays

*outsources all your (You)s to You county*

>>73706861
post a funny video

dont care

y*rkshire

deadset reckon the janny is gonna blow his lid over that last thread lads

>>73706876
a classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G3AhqvwP-k&feature=youtu.be

poz

chain smoking beedies 'til his brain'sbroken completely
get up, work out and eat some wheaties

London? Oh, you must mean Islamabad-on-Thames!

wasn't funny

conference pear

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Things British people will never understand:

>finger-lickin' BBQ
>driving on the other side of the road
>driving above 40KMH
>birds chirping in the morning
>seeing cows grazing in the fields
>saying funny things to your mates in a British accent
>The early stages of the Internet (1995-2005)
>having to change the channel with buttons on the TV
>certified deep dish pizz
>Wisconsin cheese
>owning weapons
>microbrewed artisan drinks
>chicken fried steak
>driving a jeep
>surfing
>Easter Egg hunts
>Halloween
>not having to wear school uniforms
>Leaving milk and cookies for Santa clause
>dumping your cookies in milk too
>thanksgiving

(You)shire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G541OW-fA4&feature=youtu.be&t=23s

got called an antisemite in greggs

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Takeaway just arrived lads

brit is slow today

>>73706974
easter?

>>73706861
brit is dead during the day too

>>73707020
juicy bits

>>73707020
>drinking orange juice with bits
literally why

>>73706974
you forgot
>getting shot at school by the freak
>getting shot by a nigger just because

>>73707030
cos youre here fuck off

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haven't got a single (You) all day

just bought a nespresso machine

>73707094
here you go :)

>>73706974
>Dying if you get a treatable illness
>Having to stay indoors because there's a gunman on the loose
>Getting arrested for having a 10 bag of weed

>>73707103
gold cups are GREAT

just bought a yespresso machine

reminder not to give (you)s to beggars. instead give them to a recognised (you) charity like me

>>73706974
>school uniforms are bad
what are you, fucking 12? School uniforms are objectively a good thing.

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takeaway just arrived lads

might watch a documentary

Could have done something productive but spent all day fucking posting on here

>>73707183
what are they?

>>73707222
>School uniforms are objectively a good thing.
explain how

>>73707149
>>Dying if you get a treatable illness
Why do Europoors think this? Just because we don't have a welfare state, doesn't mean we're ravaged by bubonic diseases

>Having to stay indoors because there's a gunman on the loose
You stay in doors when there's a truck on the lose

>>Getting arrested for having a 10 bag of weed
You get arrested for having a butter knife

>enter /brit/
>regular posters
>trips everywhere
>everyone knows everyone

its a fucking chatroom for fucksakes. theres no anonymous conversation, theres no international discussion. its fucking facebook without profiles.

>>73707230
tell bossman to send some my way

>>73707230
Phwoar that looks loverly x

haha an american is angry and baiting again! what fun!

>>73707252
>You get arrested for having a butter knife
I wonder how many yanks/JFs actually believe this meme

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>>73707245
meant brown soz x

?

>Toddlers are young as 2 should be taught about transgender issues, the National Union of Teachers has said
You will never be able to convince me that education hasn't become indoctrination in the last 40 years.

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8 goals out of the 14 I need already in and the games are only a quarter through

this is my day lads

>>73707276
nobody knows who i am

>>73707316
when has education ever not been indoctrination?

>>73707276
>>trips everywhere
all the tripcunts are filtered by one half and ignored by the other
>everyone knows everyone
completely untrue
lurk more

>>73707249
1: they look cool
2: poor kids don't have to worry about being bullied for not being able to afford the latest Jordons
3: kids who aren't superficial as fuck don't have to buy the latest Jordans
4: teaches kids how to tie a tie
5: looks cultured to the shitty Americans

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Things Americans will never understand:

>Hygiene
>Being under 300lbs
>Going shopping without defecating yourself within the shops
>Having your town/city be more than 60% white
>Seeing the doctor and not having to have your leg hacked off to cover the check-up cost
>Getting into an altercation with someone but not being shot
>Visiting other countries and not having the natives instinctively feeling hatred or annoyance when they hear your voice
>Not having to drive 13 hours to visit your nan in the next town over
>God not actively trying to kill you off by devastating your lands with constant earthquakes, droughts, dust-storms, hurricanes, tornadoes etc.
>Not having a murder rate higher than the rest of the developed world
>Having any kind of degree of food standards
>Your leader not being considered a joke around the world
>Being able to legally drink before being sent off to die in the desert

>>73707276
What the fuck are you talking about? This is a huge general and we only have 1 (one) regular tripfag and no one ever replies to him

>>73707341
Back when it wasn't trying to normalise the diseased minds of th mentally ill.

b's'n'ss 'd': r'pl'c' 'll v'w'ls w'th 'p'str'ph's

>>73707297
All of us do. I went to an English town (not naming names) and a gang of blokes tried robbing me because I was American. The owner pulled out his buttering knife, called the sherif, and they all scattered like vermin. Had a pint with that same owner afterwards

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>>73707276
who am i then?

>>73707230
gross

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>All of us do. I went to an English town (not naming names) and a gang of blokes tried robbing me because I was American. The owner pulled out his buttering knife, called the sherif, and they all scattered like vermin. Had a pint with that same owner afterwards

>>73707298
do you drink it just as an espresso shot on its own or do you add water or milk to it?

I want to make americanos by adding water but I don't want them to be too weak

>>73707252
>Just because we don't have a welfare state, doesn't mean we're ravaged by bubonic diseases
Didn't say that did I. Millions of Americans die from preventable illnesses that we don't - also can I add:
>Ending up hooked on heroin because the drugs the doctor pushed on us that we end up getting addicted to became too expensive.
>You stay in doors when there's a truck on the lose
Happened one time, now we're working on bollards that destroy out of control lorries. (source - http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/speeding-72tonne-truck-ripped-apart-10230617) Mass shootings in America happen every day and your countries response is - MORE GUNS!

>You get arrested for having a butter knife
Yes people get arrested for carrying knives, because we try to discourage our citizens killing each other.

>>73707357
>1: they look cool
no they don't
>2: poor kids don't have to worry about being bullied for not being able to afford the latest Jordons
this doesn't happen
>3: kids who aren't superficial as fuck don't have to buy the latest Jordans
see above
>4: teaches kids how to tie a tie
most schools don't enforce proper tie tying
>5: looks cultured to the shitty Americans
ah yes everyone looks the same
how cultured

>>73707411
kek

>>73707391
Are you a cute femboy?

>>73707363
>>Hygiene
British people's teeth looks like they all eat rocks
>>Being under 300lbs
I'm under that right now
>>Going shopping without defecating yourself within the shops
Just a meme
>>Having your town/city be more than 60% white
I know that feel already bro. Too bad no major British city does
>>Seeing the doctor and not having to have your leg hacked off to cover the check-up cost
That's not how it works
>>Getting into an altercation with someone but not being shot
BEEP BEEP
>>Visiting other countries and not having the natives instinctively feeling hatred or annoyance when they hear your voice
Everyone feels annoyance when they here OI MATE PIP PIP
>>Not having to drive 13 hours to visit your nan in the next town over
Statistically, most people only live within 50 miles of their nans
>>God not actively trying to kill you off by devastating your lands with constant earthquakes, droughts, dust-storms, hurricanes, tornadoes etc.
God was actively working against you the day you were born in the UK
>>Not having a murder rate higher than the rest of the developed world
Niggers
>>Having any kind of degree of food standards
You eat sheep anus
>>Your leader not being considered a joke around the world
Yours is
>>Being able to legally drink before being sent off to die in the desert
You do both of those

>>73706659
Ughh

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ONE, TWO, THREE FOUR FIVE
I AM THE GREATEST SHITPOSTER ALIVE

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>stale bread, cup a soup and cooked frozen chicken which i couldn't be arsed to defrost for breakfast

Ah yes, the so-called "life"

>>73707391
>sheriff
yank mong

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a solar eclipse

the cosmic ballet - goes on

>>73706738
They make for ferocious MMA fighters. I'd be careful, lad.

>>73707500
You have autism

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Saw this in Tesco. I'm still shaking

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looks like i triggered the fat fucker haha

>>73707500
autism?

>>73707518
does anyone want to switch seats?

>>73706501
>>73706524
t. deranged dog people

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/hackney-nightclub-acid-attack-manhunt-met-police-noxious-substance-sidworth-street-mangle-e8-a7687021.html

>london

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>when a yank breathes on you after not brushing their dentures for weeks

>>73707518
may the force be with you

Got a gf and now i hate women more than when I was a gfless virgin

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

>OK LET'S GET ME A RHYTHM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAdARF4rGcQ
post tunes

>>73707640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

primus to be quite honest

>>73707640
need an annie gf

>>73707557
Statsicslly, every 5/10 British flag posters in this thread

1) are fat

3/10 of every British flag

1) is a Muslim

2) is an immigrant from Asia

7/10 of British flags

1) have developed enlarged male breasts (moobs)

>>73707627
yankism is a mental disease

https://youtu.be/SLKf2jmNU7Y?t=1224

always funny when tim interacts with others

>>73707687
autism

You can't blight a blighter

Da fuq does it mean?

>>73707276
hello latvia lad

>>73707426
I just drink them as they come, never had an americano or with milk in the morning

Fractalizing

>>73707725
Pret-a-manger £1 filter coffee 5 times a day!

>>73707687
all me

>>73707712
someone needs to convince him that the ocado driver is plotting against him

>>73707687
>2) is an immigrant from Asia
hi

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i've really got him going now

>>73707682
maybe in the next life

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>>73707712

post yfw the gulls walk towards the premier league

>>73707767
You forget to mention your enlarged make breasts

>>73707777
me

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>>73707780

*go up to the cute Polish girl who works in the local Costa*
I'll have a large latte, skimmed milk, with a double shot of espresso if you don't mind sweetheart.

>>73707753
who the frick has time to get coffee outside their office 5 times a day

>>73707806
fuck off kraut

>>73707791
nah

>>73707666
Saw this on MTV when i was little and had nightmares about them for months where they were chasing me across a field in that weird way they walk

Still gives me chills whenever anyone posts that yankswalkintobrit.gf

>>73707823
>frick
foy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69hyunHOKmQ

>Americans

>>73706811
The joke isn't funny if you know Mandarin because "You" is pronounced more like "Yo" in English than "You" in English

>>73707816
nice one mate
proud of you

might buy some aromatherapy vapes

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>>73707838

>>73707904
mum's on a mad one again haha classic x

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Nice thread you guys got here.

>>73707961
hey bud frick off with your sarcasm eh

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Syrians are white

On a scale of /r/unitedkingdom to brit/pol/, where does this board sit politically?

>>73708042
radically equidistant

>>73708042
in the radical centre

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>>73708042
in the centre

a plane could literally fall out of the sky at any second and crash into your house

>>73707910

bet you're great at parties

i want to give el haitiANO a blowjob

>>73708063
hope one lands on my bollocks

watching mental Yanks fight each other and argue on the tube haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51qMW6wNmFQ

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>>73708042
radcal centr

>>73708063
so what you're saying is i should always be laying on the ground, bollocks pointed towards the stars, just in case?

>>73708042
it had a right leaning during the 2015 election and then when UKIP went to shit it had a bit of a left lean but then it sort of balanced out, there are some rorkes and some rasheeds but in general it's pretty apolitical right now as there are no major elections going on

/brit/ just follows whatever is trendy politics wise

need a tana monague gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJgO-nyN9Xw

>>73708063
*breaks time and space*

>>73708117
>bollocks
excuse me but that is OUR word, you have no right using it

>>73708105
yanks are quite uncivilised.

>>73708123
say nigger

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taking pics of the gf

>>73708123
who

>>73708042
radical centre

>>73708075
I actually get quite a bit of gunge because the ladies like multi-lingual people and hearing about my travels

>>73708166
She's too skinny, needs meat on her bones

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0YKDFq_4Uc

business idea: get a gf and decide what she wears in a subtly manipulative way

>>73708063
I live near two airports and almost directly underneath the approach path of one of them so I'm dying at any second

Going for lunch lads

>>73708166
emma watson is a perfect example of why im never gonna marry a white woman, shes just so boring

friendly reminder that /brit/ is a rorke general
radical centrists are NOT welcome

quick, someone tell me to kill myself

>>73708238
#NotAllWhiteWomen

>>73708211
Only if you're good looking

t. knows 5 languages, never got powsi

>>73708225

how would you go about telling her not to dress like a slag anyway

>>73706002
jonny u legend

>>73708276
which 5

going to do a poo and might have a wank as well while I'm at it

Bit mad how on the verge of defeating ISIS and the day before he was due peace talks that would essentially secure his place in government, Assad decided to drop chemical bombs in an area of no military importance in front of all the world's media and kill a bunch of children.

Really crazy how unstable Assad is

>>73708238
So your other options are a smelly, dirty rag head who will fuck any other man who demands it from her

Or a fat, nappy African KWEEN

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>>73708248
to kill myself

>>73708333
alri liam fuck off to /cum/ you autismo yank

>>73708318
engrish, czech, german, dutch, small persian

>FULLEL
ARE JACKY G HE'S ONE OF OUR OWN

>>73708238

should have ended your comment at perfect desu

>>73708123
this vacuous runtoid needs to be starved of attention.

not a fan of the easter eggs here

>>73708333
no one cares about your blacked fantasies liam ffs

Popped an Easter egg up me japs eye

>>73708329
It was an act of pure evil.
This war has to be stopped with violence.

>>73708166
I'd love to fatten her up desu

gonna make this one post and then close the thread straight away

NEED a Joan/Trudy/Betty from Mad Men qt gf

>>73708276
well I suppose that I'm good looking helps

>>73708329
I wonder if there will be a global uproar over the peaceful, moderate rebels massacring over 100 refugees in Syria?

Will all Western media and talking heads spend every minute of every day running headlines, articles and interviews decrying the rebels with epithets such as "evil, murderer, merciless, barbaric, genocidal"?

Will leftists stamp their feet and demand that the West intervene and annihilate the rebels?

Will the looney schizo politicians get on their knees and beg Russia to continue supporting Assad because the rebels are incapable of peace?

Will Trump launch missiles at rebel bases to punish them for ''killing their own people''?

>>73708448
would impregnate right

>>73708158
This tribal Trump vs Antifa shit is unbelievable

>>73708448
left or a quickie

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhxBHlH5R04

>>73708448
right
despite never having sex with a fully white woman, left has no tits or hips which is a shame

>>73708448
Is that even a question

Where do I find a slag like the right

>>73708238
>Not going fox hunting with a proper English QT.

>>73708448
left, both look suspect though

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma8aUw58UHI

>12 years old

>>73708448

radical centre (both)

>>73708042
The opposite of normies

Who /closertieswithcanadaaustraliaandnewzealandafterbrexit/ here?

>>73708502
do those actually work?

>>73708597
an ever closer union, if you will?

>>73708565
like i'm putting this nonce bait in my youtube history

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Doing a spot of reading lads

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>>73708597
Don't forget the burgers.

>>73708650
hehe no judge, it's from a professional youtube dance channel

>>73708597
free movement will never, ever happen though.

>>73708675
>it's from a professional youtube dance channel, your honour

>>73708688
might do a 'cide

>>73708675
yeah and the videos of playgrounds I take from the bushes are just sociological research.

>>73708696
hmm sounds like you have experience lad

>>73708678
It already exists between NZ and Australia, and there are Canadian politicians looking to bring the UK and Canada into that dead

A mulitlateral free trade deal may well also be on the cards, I think Boris has spoken out for it in the past

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stop watching nonce bait

>>73708739
Did my work experience in a magistrate's court. They actually say "your worship" in there instead of "your honour."

Got a couple of funny stories about that if you want.

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>>73708597
>>73708668

>watching tv at the gym
>every single advert has a black person in it
>none of them have indians or pakis in

Really don't understand it desu

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>Don't forget the burgers

>>73708793
where's poo peeland

>>73708812

>>73708815
londoners are mentally ill

>>73708815
>watching (((tv)))

>>73708783
Absolutely not.

>>73708740
It's shite, not of those countries have large industrial production.

>>73708597
>euros really fucking angry after brexit
>yanks and aussies supporting us

Feels good desu

>>73708783
your worship? kek
and yea go on lad

>>73708877
Doing them in the new thread.
>>73708812

>>73708831
stop singleposting you mong

>>73708812

>>73708812

>>73708812

nu-thread