Anime edition
>capital B
Are there any people on earth more arrogant than Londoners?
Nothing wrong with tk maxx you pretentious cunt
I'm copping the same brands as you for a quarter of the price, ladies love it
>>73701315
arigato gosiaiimasuuuuuu
>capital B
>thread not even at autosage
>anime OP
ghastly
hope janny pulverises this thread
mummy esdeath
hate theresa may
she's so full of ingenuity with her vague statements and secrecy.
>i believe britain is coming together
what?
>red white and blue brexit
what?
>the government should spy on you
what?
Doing a listen to Dappy
>>73701394
agreed
Why does the far-right hate the UK?
>implying there are any decent brants in (run)tk maxx
>Imlying 'brands' are impressive
>>73701385
*walks into the club wearing a pair of dreadies jeans*
top brands, bottom prices aye it!
official first targets on day of the rope
>weeaboos/anime watchers
>communists
>people who type in emojis
>>73701430
Fuck off back to 'dit you damned mutt.
>>73701448
outstanding post, bravo
nearly 1488 as well l0l
Why the fuck aren't all shops open 24/7.
Stupid fucking holiday bullshit.
alri
>>73701448
add to this
>vloggers
>people that play music off their phones
>people that go to TK Maxx (looool)
>>73701448
so all women then
don't need any help figuring out your agenda then you closeted homo
>>73701448
Add strayans to that list
Shan't be going to Turkey for the hols now they've become a but of a dictatorship.
had to sleep rough last night lads, haven't done it since i was like 15. felt weird
>>73701433
UKIP hates the UK? Hmm makes sense
>>73701414
would put her in a permanent coma given the right opportunity. Fucking bint.
work tomorrow
>>73701589
>>73701414
So you prefer labor politicians?
Cucks
>>73701606
same
>>73701448
> >people who type in emojis
Official first targets on day of the rope
>People who post about the day of the rope
put a little tabasco on my toasties
feel like a dragon about to spit fire lol x
>>73701618
>labor
>Cucks
>defending the tories
>thinking realising how shit the tories is means you support labour
the absolute state of this post, reevaluate you're entire life.
bwit
>>73701606
I'll be at my desk in 20 hours
>>73701606
be happy you have today off anon
>>73701618
How did you come to that conclusion?
went to saisbury's and bought a pepeproni 'za. have now put the 'za in the 'ven and am waiting for it to cook.
finally found the film i wanted to torrent hahahahahahah xxxxxx
Why do my favourite Dappy videos seem to invite strange commenters?
green tea
>>73701507
if you talk to women who are commies or who type in emojis then you're a runt enabler and deserve a spot next to them
>>73701618
>tories
>not cucks
>>73701669
i hate work so much.
i hate spending 1/3 of my income flat sharing
i hate living in a city where i have no friends or romantic prospects
i hate wasting away for 8 hours a day
i hate making mistakes at work and getting in trouble
watching 'ad 'en lads.
>>73701606
>>73701665
>12 hours
>>73701386
I wanna be that doggo
>>73701712
whats your job homebrew
life is so fucking shite.
cannot bear the thought of working for another 40 odd
How do I get ahead in life /brit/?
>>73701712
welcome to the club
are kazza
>>73701790
live life with this motto
>>73701790
nepotism
>>73701785
research/admin at a uni
its an interesting job in and of itself. i just fucking hate working.
>>73701786
ikr. Hate my fucking life. Would end it if I didn't have close family.
>>73701800
me, just looking at attractive women makes me blush
it's VERY embarrassing
>smoke cigs once
>get stress relief but also destroy my lungs, mouth and thyroid
>smoke marijuana once
>get high but suffer from limited synapse connectivity and higher possibilities of early onset schizophrenia, or anxiety even
>drink alcohol once
>enjoy the taste of it but also destroy my liver and my wife's face and my son's face and the dog and -
>go hunting
>improve my shooting abilities but also kill an innocent animal for meat I can get just a tad more ethically at the store
>try to live
>my cells reach their tipping point at 30 and everything after that is a slow and painful engineered slope towards biological death
How do I fix this?
>>73701759
>tfw you weren't born a big doggo in a rich family
Another uplifting /brit/ thread
>>73701800
me
Not in work until next Monday lads
>>73701790
do illegal/ morally bankrupt shit and don't get caught. Otherwise, I hope you have rich family.
>>73701852
moderation is the key to longevity :^)
>>73701887
moderation is for fuckwits and pussies
Just shaved my legs and bum x
>>73701800
want to disappear and hide when people look at me
i havent done nothing wrong stop looking at me
The girls
get that into you haha
>>73701855
mind if i save this image?
>>73701930
jesus christ
>>73701934
looken dank bro
>>73701981
what? Are you a bigot or something?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeCir9j959o
>>73701934
I hope you get arrested
>>73702009
i am a feminist and i am opposed to the appropriation of the female biological sex by perverted misogynistic males
mad how mask off by future got so big
3 flute notes and people go crazy
>>73702015
haha cute :3
The method acting that pays my bills keeps the fat man feeding on Beverly hills
Poor girl
>>73702044
your posts are nearly as shit as futures lyrics
>>73702069
why the fuck would you go on tinder looking like that
>>73702044
The instrumental is great.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4qOdpEIDgQ
Wow...
This needs to stop
>>73702111
desperation
>>73702111
>why the fuck would you go on tinder looking like that
thought the same about this
>>73702152
squealing
>>73702134
good sample choice but thats it really
future has been doing the same thing since 2011
>>73702146
never realised that woman had it so hard, guess we really should give them all our money, huh
Opinion on Homosexual Conservatives?
>>73702171
>>73702069
she probably gets more matches than most of us
>>73702197
first in line on the day of the rope
>>73702171
Looks like Tim
>>73702197
big fan
t. I am one
>>73702225
Speak for yourself loser
>>73702134
There's nothing comfier than listening to the choons that get sampled in hip hop
https://youtu.be/XZQJSa2M2a4
>>73702219
>24
FUCK she looks like a 40 year old mother of 3
>>73702225
maybe you haha
*surreptitiously gets more matches*
>first in line on the day of the rope
>>73702197
they aren't actually conservatives in any sense of the word
the torys pretend to have conservative views but really they don't give a fuck about anything other than neo liberalism and worshipping the free market
hello runts
> the day of the rope
>>73702274
literal subhuman
>>73702274
latvia? more like shatvia
>>73702245
i don't even have a tinder desu
>>73702294
>>73702295
what the fyck? i thought runt is lad banter for m8?
>>73702247
mf doom is a very solid producer
really rate him
>>73702225
Possibly true, but even so they would ALL be risky swipes.
I guarantee she gets NO replies apart from people winding her up.
when did fedora go from being militant atheists to anyone who disagrees with your view
>>73702307
Cute
>>73702347
>Irish
second in line on the day of the rope
>>73702347
*fedora posts you*
>when did fedora go from being militant atheists to anyone who disagrees with your view
>>73702307
>babbys first gimmick
I would say lurk more but please don't
>>73702247
>>73702315
What song?
>>73702315
madlib produced one beer tho
>>73702347
"day of the rope" is pretty pathetic
>>73702390
oh yeah? thought mf doom produced all of his solo stuff
his special herbs compilations are great though
WORKING
>>73702398
no one is serious when they say it
30 years ago what would people like us have done with no 4chan?
>>73702347
when did it go from being an autistic /pol/ browsing anime/mlp watcher to being a millitant atheist?
>>73702441
'cide
>>73701902
pics
>>73702441
it would be just the same they would stay in their room just wouldnt talk to strangers on a computer
>>73702441
unabomber
>>73702424
*walks toward better rights for workers*
>>73702389
Mf doom - one beer
Tyler the creater - odd toddlers
>>73702425
haha yeah! DEUS VOLT!
>>73702441
Go out into the unknown and die
>>73702441
heads of state, captains of industry
>>73702441
Probably watch a lot of TV. Explains boomers.
really like that Samsung as with the flying ostrich ;_;7
>>73702425
I am. Fuck off reddit.
sick of reviewbrah at this stage
Business idea: eat a family pack of tim tams in 1 night
>>73702523
would love to invest but cannot
>>73702486
Cheers
My favourite MF Doom track is "Crosshairs":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KML7KN6hpI
>>73702513
I reckon he's really angry and jealous of the chicken connoisseur
>>73702513
'ri 'ddit
I'm a bit gay lads x
>>73702513
same, much prefer the pengest munch or whatever his name is
>stacked it in September
>wrist isn't broken but STILL hurts when I lift
ffs
although I hit 1pl8 deads today for reps
on my way to escaping skelly mode lads
>>73702425
haha yeah seriously though
*posts an infographic that proves niggers are dumb*
Incidentally i really hate the jews and their worldwide conspiracy haha
>>73702523
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK8WEAbh7wU
>>73702540
hello nigger
>>73702551
*puts hand on your thigh*
x
*places right foot slightly in front of my left*
>>73702576
love this youtube channel aha
>>73702591
*trips you*
>red dwarf eps on dave
top comfy
>>73702441
Shitpost down at the pub
>>73702586
*puts willy on your thigh*
:3
>>73702569
only an idiot would think the jews are behind anything! The most innocent and persecuted people in the world... and for no reason!!
*opens hatch*
*peers into the runt pit*
*flicks Zippo Cigarette Lighter*
*a thousand eyes staring back at me*
little runts... you are my brothers. you are God's creations. you deserve to be loved.
*drops a hundred ham and cheese sarnies into the pit to a rapturous reception of grateful squeals*
now i must cleanse you
*turns the hose on the nearest runts. they are showered in lukewarm, sweet-smelling water, and hail me as their new god*
*my work done, i drop a rope ladder into the pit, fastened securely to a post beside the hatch, and leave the complex to be overrun as the runts pour out of confinement*
met a kind of odd old man last night
he told me he used to live in south carolina in the 1970s and I asked him how it was he said it was very racially segregated. then he said when he went back to visit a few years ago it was a lot better because he saw more interracial couples.
then he randomly asked me if there were many black people in my hometown.
>>73702617
*puts it in mouth and looks up at you*
xx
we're all in agreement that the old conservative party logo was better, yes?
>>73702646
bet hes got jungle fever desu
>>73702602
>>73702653
>>73702617
>>73702586
can you cunts fucking not
>>73702646
sorry, that's my dad
he's disappointed with the way I turned out and think's its my white inferiorities to blame
>>73702646
Ah yes, the French
>>73702666
seems more like he's one of those guys with an unironic interracial cuckold fetish
>>73702626
*launches you out of your runtdream with a red hot poker up your arse*
BACK TO WORK RUNT
Love how smooth and girly my legs look when I've shaved and moisturised them ;x
Are your parents proud of you?
>>73702486
>>73702539
good lads
>>73702733
Not seen my dad in years but mummy says she is
>>73702733
unfortunately I think so
it's a lot of responsibility
>>73702486
Yalright booth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rWwLwKq5IY
Going for a run, think I might have a minor heart attack loool wish me luck
>>73702733
before yes. now a bit less i think. i think their main feeling now is incomprehension
>>73702743
is this from the red bull clashes?
>>73702713
spectacular post
>>73702653
*it's a hologram*
*beheads you with one lunge of my battleaxe*
*the day of the rope begins*
heh, It doesn't pay to be gay kid
>>73702681
I had a plan all along
Brexitmongs
>>73702733
wouldn't know as we never see each other haha
>>73702733
not a chance, I would be third in line for the day of the rope if it was up to them.
any Perthman in?
>>73702818
wew good lad
>>73702847
t. pakiboo
don't know what to do with my uneven jaw haha
>>73702797
yes mate
notts v manny I think
*slaps your arse and calls you nigger*
>>73702069
He looks like an Oblivious character.
>>73702880
come within range of my fists and you won't have that problem
>>73702818
*dodges the swing of your axe*
*jumps up*
*unsheathes katana*
Heh... not a bad attempt, kiddo... but now it's time to pay...
*eviscerates you without even looking*
*throws cape over shoulder and walks away into the distance*
>>73702885
*looks at you over my shoulder and makes a funny face*
are you scratching my arse?
>>73702880
mastic gum
work tomorrow
Listening to the biggie smalls demo tape
>>73702733
somewhat, mum knows im a good lad but i don't have a job with no plans for the future, if only she knew of my plan to start a 'scape gold farm once i get enough capital to invest in scripts, a couple vps', and membership.
>>73702973
sit at your desk and be grateful for the opportunity
>My time with Anon has come to an end. During our time together, I learned about his general cynicism and misanthropy but also his irreverant, self-deprecating style of humour and his ability to show compassion forward those who shared his "feels". What had started as a journey into the "dark side of the internet" had become a poignant investigation into the lives of wayward young men. With no community to fall back on and plenty of free time to spend online, they had forged an alliance not out of common interests but common sense of displacement. Although they have been attacked in the media as nazis, perverts and nihilists, the picture I was presented was one of loneliness and desperation. I finally realised that the "Internet Hate Machine" hates nothing more than itself
might just give up and die like all those jews didn't do in the holocaust
https://youtu.be/3UC8pdc30_E
Imagine having to deal with this shit at work, autistic yanks
>>73701852
>more ethically
doubt
>>73702975
link
>>73702880
alri Carswell
>princess harriet needed counselling after his trollop of a mother was assassinated
hmm yes, these are the people you ididolize
Does anyone obsess over girls but simultaneously not want them as a girlfriend? I can't imagine having a girlfriend. "Being with a girl" to me seems like, in its ideal outcome, having a sort of bird in a cage.
gibs attention
gibs sympathy
>>73702733
ever since i got a job they've been super nice
Post interesting maps, this map shows how many people in Britain identify with their nation as opposed to Britain. Interestingly ethnic minorities identify as British almost entirely but indigenous people mostly identify as English/Scot/Welsh first then british
>>73702989
Is this legit?
https://www.vice.com/en_uk/article/an-australian-explains-why-london-is-the-worst-city-on-earth?utm_source=vicefbuk&utm_campaign=global
I thought you guys were joking about London being a piece of shit ahaha
>>73703113
>British
Ah yes the first artificial civic identity
>>73703105
probs don't want you to abandon them in a nursing home when they get old
>>73703105
feels good inside x
>>73703087
how is that not a good reason to get counseling?
>"Being with a girl" to me seems like, in its ideal outcome, having a sort of bird in a cage.
STOP BULLYING HARRY
HIS MUMMY DIED
>>73703059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ez5TMBhAt-k
>>73703142
I think the Romans beat us to that desu senpai
>>73703013
>middle aged woman
not surprised at all.
>>73703142
American was the inventor of civic nationalism
Saying British is civic nationalism is like saying German is civic nationalism
>>73702934
*transfigures into a million cockroaches and beastly vermin as the blade hits*
*spreads plague and desolation amongst your family and acquaintances*
*uses the ebbing life force of your peers to fuel my final metamorphosis into a ghastly demon*
Your move kid
>>73703095
you kind of fall into it, it's less about having a gf and more having the girl
>>73703159
was raised as a good boy catholic so i wouldnt anyway desu
>>73703169
I didn't mean it in an edgy way. I meant that I somehow want a girl I like in my possession, but I don't really want the life-sharing girlfriend aspect with all the upkeep involved.
How did Harry come to terms with the fact that it was the Queen and his own father who ordered Diana's hit job?
>>73701689
Coffee
lads should I buy resident evil 7 for £40
>>73703239
going to the party dressed as a nazi
at Reading train station lads
>>73703139
TL;DR
Fences and
Expense
on episode 10 of 13 reasons why lads
who here /comfy/?
>I somehow want a girl I like in my possession
>should I buy [video game] for [any amount of money]
'no'
>>73703287
gets pretty dark right around there hahaha
>>73703231
so, like a sex slave?
quads?
>>73703300
why not? it's better than shitposting on the 'chon
Currently informing the FBI of the yank in this thread and his intent to kidnap
As someone who is genuinely suicidal 13 reasons why is this the most disgusting show I have ever seen, I cannot fathom leaving a message telling someone they are the reason you committed suicide.
Got the pseudo-gf picking me up from the airport late
Only been on one date, she seems a bit desperate
scriptcunt
>>73703343
>>73703303
people on /tv/ keep bullying me for watching it
>>73703333
nice quads
>>73703360
nah
>>73703387
alri haha
>>73703333
paddy mong btfo
WASNT EVEN TALKING TO YOU
>>73703330
it's genuinely not, in terms of mental stimulation.
>>73703378
haha yeah alri
woke up
had sex with the gf
now gonna do some uni work
looking like a good day so far
haven't seen poley post in ages, did he finally kill himself through those weight-loss pills?
13 reasons why is really some teenager bullshit
its really badly written. theyre on some "ill never hurt you..." type of shit
dont understand why everyone and their moms is watching it
>>73703343
that's kind of the point in a way. no one in the show is really guilty but no one is really innocent, including the girl who killed herself.
SOMEONE MENTION COFFEE??????????????
>>73703392
why do you always feel the need to be so racist
>>73703442
doing a (me)
>>73703424
>moms
FOY
13RW confirmed kino
more footy on today, comfy as fuck
>>73703331
Six steps ahead of you
>>73703370
who gives a shit. /tv/ is good for memes and shitposting, and that's it
>>73703370
Because it's a dumb show. Hannah is stupid. Hannah expects a perfect world. Anytime her life doesn't go exactly as planned, everybody else is at fault. This ain't Utopia, sweetheart
>>73703472
/brit/
>>73703321
Possession is an overstatement, but I don't know how else to put it. I want a girl to say she's mine and I'd reciprocate, but the actual upkeep of a relationship seems too taxing. It's like how some rich people barely communicate with their wives at all and might not even share rooms.
ree ree normins flee
>>73703423
she was here like 3 hours ago
>>73703461
I agree hannah is stupid, that doesn't mean I can't enjoy the show. I'm enjoying watching hannah's life fall apart around her
>>73703461
Hannah, was just insufferable, only thought about herself and was really a monster. As a person who has been through a close family member's suicide you do actually blame yourself a lot for a long time, and for the dead person to actually blame these people on tape is just a truly awful thing to do. And basically drove one of the other kids to shoot himself in the head apparently. In the end it is the person who commits suicide who is responsible for their choice and their actions.
>>73703542
none of you can match my (me) abilities
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>73703477
>It's like how some rich people barely communicate with their wives at all and might not even share rooms.
when it turns to this point its more living in the same place and not parting ways because of financial/family reasons. thats not the type of relations you want to have, couples who live like this usually don't say it out loud but truly despise each other, otherwise it wouldn't turn to this. they just stay married because it's more stable
select all squares with vehicles
>>73703531
alri
cc:
>>73703565
>>73703539
nah you were to blame
you didn't love them enough
people who use the term "cuck" unironically are pathetic
>>73703553
>@BBCNewsUKI
hmmm
>>73703579
no you
>>73703585
ah yes, heroin chic
575
cuck
doing work on my day off what am i like
>>73703629
vagina
lad please
>>73703625
>>73703532
huh
>>73703636
can I suck your willy? x
>>73703568
Probably partially, definitely not entirely.
Perhaps they should have done more to earn my love.
>>73703642
bremoaners i swear
>>73703668
awful gimmick
my socks are turquoise and it is raining outside x i a m co s y
>>73703667
best post in this thread
>>73703661
pics
lads you're embarrassing me
>>73703680
>>73703699
mong
>>73703690
determined to be the only one to succeed in this thread
ahh yes the prospective chinese gf isn't replying
my life is a fucking joke if i can't even GETTA gook
Ah yes, real shit gimmick hours
>>73703671
this cannot be happening the janny's in charge here
>>73703562
Yes, and one or both of them do not actively engage in livening up their relationship (of which there are many ways) because they lack a sensible arsenal of steps-to-a-fuller-life.
>>73703585
OMG that is my exact faucet.
>>73703412
good lad