foy edition
>>73699125
heh 1st
Tired.
physical currency is outdated
doing my best this thread
>>73699125
>>73699146
>>73699163
>>73699171
Randy
>>73699174
Not Randy
>>73699125
me at the back
>>73699113
"We are going to take our place in the world's arena. The British empire is beginning to show signs of decline. Nature abhors a vacuum. One country and one country only will fill that vacuum, and it must be the United States. And I'm going to make sure with all of the powers inherent in me that that becomes the truth." - Theodor Roosevelt
fat gf is the final redpill
>>73699125
that guy in the front looks like he shit himself
>>73699195
in my mind i always associate british pakis with the northern cities for some reason
Should I have some cookies?
>>73699195
*of the bus
>>73699241
I remember in birmingham there was a huge percentage of em
Who here /M E A D O W S O P R A N O/?
>>73699298
lost her virginity to a nigger
no thanks
>>73699298
>>73699298
cuck
hope you like black dick
>>73699241
ill give you a rundown on paki demographic of the UK
London has the most: but it has no real 'paki areas' and the paki population is pretty heterogenous there as they come from lots of different regions. That said there are bangladeshi, sri lankan and indian communinites in london who have their own areas and are homogenous within them.
rest of UK: paki community all come from the same region back in Pakistan, and have their own parts of town. More common in northern/midland shitholes. Birmingham has the most after London. Bradistan has proportionally the most.
There are also bangladeshi and indian communities outside of london, eg lots of indians in wolverhampton/north birmingham and leicester.
>>73699252
oy answer me
>>73699275
that's midlands though i mean like lancashire and yorkshire
>>73699252
>cookies
FOY
what do you hope to achieve today?
wanted to do some comfyposting before bed last night but that commiespammer was ruining the thread as per usual
>>73699338
Taking it as a yes 2bh
calvinism is the final redpill
>>73699287
better than i thought it would be
would take her for a few spins
>London has the most: but it has no real 'paki areas'
>anon i lost my finger in a freak wood cutting accident
>>73699382
wtf i hate redpills now
brap
>>73699397
What did he mean by this?
>>73699390
>being so thick you don't understand my point.
london doesn't have actual pakiSTANi areas. tower hamlets is bangladeshi.
>>73699397
whoops
>>73699287
all good but the facial expression
#jezzaclarkson4president
the bf
>>73699411
that shop job is honestly retarded
>>73699385
>>73699421
fuck off normie chads roooooooo
tony "paki cock for my wife" blair
where did it go wrong with him? There was so much hope at the beginning
bite the skin around the nails to the point where it stings to wash my hands
>>73699456
Y-Yamero!
on the train
>>73699467
ah yes, another witty and incisive post courtesy of our american friends
>>73699456
>that chest
>those traps
>that lid
>that face
>that tat
>those clothes
HOWLING
>>73699456
Deano: I am growing stronger
>>73699485
absolute specimen taking the picture
If /brit/ got deleted tomorrow what would you do?
watching the news from 9/11. mad desu.
the paki gf (fat)
>>73699540
neck myself
>>73699540
a wank
a poo
a wanky poo
a pooey wank
Me getting blacked by the black bf
"lad"culture is cancerous
more like dickheadculture
>>73699540
go back to spee
>>73699581
funny and refreshing 'sideways' look at the world today, really top notch stuff
>>73699544
fuck, that is grotesque.
>>73699544
ah so this is where my tax dollars are going
>>73699604
>tax dollars
fuck off yank
>try to pick up random girls on the street
>get their numbers but they never respond
>try to get girls on tinder
>get a few matches but they unmatch if i ask them out
>go out to the youth-social
>stand there uncomfortably not knowing anyone feeling as though my feet hurt
>would visit a whore
>don't really earn enough to spend £100 in an hour
literally how does one get a fuck/girl
Very interesting when it's a Christian holiday politicians make allegories of Christian teachings and give a vague broad "love and hope for all faiths" and shit
But when it's a Muslim holiday they're all like "EID MUBARAK EVERYONE"
>>73699641
just b urself
>>73699641
tinder works for fairly well for me
literally reckon my body is too bootylicious for you
>>73699641
meet through friends generally
doing a thunk
>my eyes are up here anon
what is the thought process of a norm when they like some instagram celeb's post
these posts get thousands of likes but why
what did they mean by this
>mum asked if i was gay this morning
Islam is just a weird sect of christianity based on ancient jew/arabian sects of christianity like Ebionites and Nestorians.
In particular ebionites believe that jesus was a human prophet and that the jewish laws needed to be followed.
When you realise that islam and christianity and judaism are all sides of the same coin, you'll be awake.
>>73699696
Maybe they like the picture
475 quid of credit card debt currently
fuck sake stop posting all these fat birds
>>73699660
>friends
404 not found (lol)
>>73699657
I reckno my chirpse game is shit
give me some pointers on how to get good
>>73699701
Jesus came to destroy the Jewish church. He openly said it. That's why
>>73699642
don't forget may making the broadest connotations to her faith for a religious event and was still attacked for it
>fuck sake stop posting all these fat birds
>>73699729
the thing is that most major christian beliefs were just made up after jesus was dead in revelations or just when all the early churches were making shit up like the 'trinity'
gnostics are the true christians and judaism's esoteric secrets are worth considering.
ahh yes, another episode of the sister crying over no one helping her
sort yourself out bitch
>>73699757
stick ur willy in her fanny while shes sleeping
>>73699720
you go girlie!!
>the thing is that most major christian beliefs were just made up after jesus was dead in revelations or just when all the early churches were making shit up like the 'trinity'
>gnostics are the true christians and judaism's esoteric secrets are worth considering.
>>73699701
except religions are defined by modern practices, not the forgotten histories of it
>>73699125
>>73699765
not an incestuous runt
>>73699726
usually go with self-deprecating banter or a sarcastic remark about their profile
however making fun of your lack of social life/alcoholism/shite taste in music/etc might not work if you're actually a loser as it will probably just seem pathetic
Is there a name for small white cock fucking black women porn?
who else is /sucking milk through tim tams then eating them/ here? :^)
>>73699799
my dreams
>>73699706
but the act of liking baffles me
where is the impulsion. of what benefit is it
>>73699804
if tim is ur mums left tit and tam her right then ya
>>73699804
no, but i sucked a shite out your mums arse last night
>>73699799
not sure but i'm also looking for average sized penis porn
sick of feeling inferior seeing all those 9 inch dongs in the porn industry
it's time for the jews to take over the porn industry and shake things up a bit!
>>73699799
Reverse coal burners
would like to make a 'der account but I have no pictures with other people, lots of selfies would just look pathetic
thinking of meeting girls through /soc/ haha (I'm near the end of the road)
>>73699838
>take over the porn industry
they're already in charge
>>73699821
i usually do so because it encourages the content creator to post more of whatever content i "like"
i've never worn a band t-shirt in my life and i don't intend to start now
i did have a doors hat once when i was a little kid though, i lost it out the window of my mum's car
>>73699700
>still living with his mom
>>73699869
>mom
fuck off yank
anyone know a good shroom vendor on the ol' onion patch
>>73699852
>thinking of meeting girls through /soc/ haha (I'm near the end of the road)
'ckin 'ell
>>73699869
>mom
FOY
>>73699852
>thinking of meeting girls through /soc/
Grim City
Population: You
>>73699700
are you?
>>73699852
I have one of me at the gym, one of me out and about posing, one of me and the ex (she's half cropped out), and a profiley looking pic
>>73699700
haven't been asked by the 'ster for a while
she said something about 40yo virgin that time too
gonna go for a grybe (shit)
>>73699869
>mom
FUCK OFF YANK
>>73699889
>>73699891
was just an odd thought I had today
occasionally I'll browse other boards and I've seen people sharing contact details there, are all the girls just absolute munters?
>>73699891
met several qts through /soc/
they end up hating me though
*hisses at you from beneath the floorboards*
sister just faxed me this
https://i.imgur.com/jjgiywR.gifv
dog asked me if i was gay today
just said haha
think he can smell other off me, starting to get suspicious
>>73699804
>>73699825
>>73699826
Unspeakably rude, I think
ah yes people really visit /soc/ do they
>>73699858
ah, interesting
need my small yank cock sucked
coca cola is disgusting
>>73699922
give a novice some tips, I know absolutely nothing about /soc/
hitler
>>73699938
>yank
>talking about being rude
We should have wiped out all of you in 1812
*scarpers*
we're about to hit the big nines laddos ^^^
/brit/
>>73699954
tisn't
the gf
>>73799999
q
hnnnng
>>73700003
irish bog man
>>73699927
>Sexual tension with sister
>Always posting fat chicks
>Said your sister "faxed" you something, even though that something is an mp4 vid
How you, uh, how you doin', bud?
>>73699997
close one
>>73699999
>>73700000
>>73700005
>tfw ywn have 4 arses
hello mudda
hello fadda
here i am at
camp granada
>>73699958
well usually i open with a meme, usually a pepe or a banepost
then i show them pics of my dog
then just general chit chat
if they're american or yuro then the conversation dies after a week or so
if they're australian i try to gf them, then they reject me, and then i sperg out and they block me
its a guaranteed system
im so fucking horny
>>73699917
presumably Red Flag City, Population: Them
do you have any m8s or play any sport?
and you can manufacture 'authentic' photos that don't look like you're a nigel. if you take it indoors just cut out everything but your face. if you take it outdoors it doesn't matter if you're alone in the picture.
>>73700020
excuse me????
>>73699974
With all that rudeness(!), it's like you guys didn't even stop from trying
Had a dream that i was eating a qts butthole in front of all my friends last night.
>>73700021
>>Sexual tension with sister
>>Always posting fat chicks
neither are me
foy
>>73700081
>butthole
fuck off yank
>>73700081
chuckled ngl (at the picture)
>>73700081
I had a dream i was sitting next to sam hyde on the bus last night. I tried to be funny but he just rinsed me.
Jeb Bush seems like a swell dude
what's your favorite color? mine is red, the color of my asshole
>>73700131
for me, it's yellow
>the fat chick posting is getting blamed on other aussies
puppets on a string
>>73700131
> having a fave colour
fuck off back to kindergarten
hate mornings
feel filthy, unclean and irritable
>>73700131
blue
>color
foy
>>73700153
10/10
people who play computer games are more deserving of scorn than people who watch anime
>>73700051
I'm an alright talker, I meant more about whether I need to get a kik (don't even know what that is), whether they're all down for a quick cheeky fuck, things along those lines. know nothing about the /soc/ culture.
>>73700063
yeah I'm trying to join a sports team at the moment (as an absolute beginner heh), even went to my first session today but looks like it was cancelled
I don't think I could do enough to not look like a nigel, I just have no recent photos I like. not even exceptionally ugly as well but I just can't stand the look of me
Good morning my little worms. Ready for another day wriggling under the hot sun? Haha... good, good
>>73700179
why?
>>73700179
what do you do in your free time then?
have an ipod classic i got for christmas in 2007, have been using it every day for 10 years, full of all the music i've collected, cool obscure stuff i've got from /mu/ sharethreads that i could never find from memory, basically everything i've listened to in my formative years
i took it out with me when going off to town just now after putting some new stuff on it, went to pick a song and it's randomly wiped itself, every single song gone
>>73700179
they're both equally meaningless wastes of time though
in what way is anime better?
>>73700188
Ummm... the forcast is actually shite so, like, try again sweetie?
>>73700203
get over it you wet blanket
>>73700203
you have an itunes library that has all of the songs on it though don't you anon?
>>73700181
eh
i've found most australian girls to be turbo-stacies, who will probably fuck you if you're a slick talking chad
kik is a messaging app for your phone, like whatsapp
usually just go into a kik or skype contact thread, go through the posts, and add anyone who sounds nice
use shift+left click on the catalog to hide the dick threads, you will end up with about 100 threads hidden
how is that nigger who shot the old man still at large
>>73700179
nah even normies play videogames
anime is for those with nothing left
>>73700179
both equally wretched
>>73700247
no one knows where he is you stupid fucking mick
>>73700247
4d chess la, if you capture your enemies they win
>>73700203
>people who use MP3 players as their sole music storage device and don't make backups and stuff
Baffling
Anyway it's time for you to join the rest of the world and use a phone to play audio
>>73700245
turbo-stacies on /soc/? little dubious
>>73700203
unlucky lad
still use mine from 07. computer that I put the songs on died though so it hasn't been updated since 2009. thankfully 16 year old me had impeccable taste
*enters thread in completely unremarkable fashion*
lads!
>>73700281
it's a normie board lad
i'm a mega autist though, so my standards are probably skewed
>>73700267
didn't realise yank police were so incompetent
>>73700193
they're untalented nerds who need a safe virtual environment where you typically sit still to fulfil their competitive drive and is essentially an expenditure of energy for the acquisition of a useless non-practical "skill"
>>73700201
something productive or intellectually stimulating
is turtlemong actually phimo or do is that a meme
>>73700296
ah yeah alri mate
*walks away to stare at the wall*
>>73700309
yeah we don't live on a shitty little island, sorry, so he could be anywhere in the country.
>>73700243
nah it was on my old computer
>>73700201
read, lift, play instruments, cook, practice languages, go on walks, cycle around, water my plants, research things, watch films
>>73700324
> something productive or intellectually stimulating
like belittling people for doing what they want in their own spare time as an anonymous poster on a mongolian throat singing website?
gooning like a madman
>>73700331
different lads
phimolad is too cowardly to post his face
>read, lift, play instruments, cook, practice languages, go on walks, cycle around, water my plants, research things, watch films
>>73700339
Didn't realise the US had the same sized police force as Ireland. Explains a lot though desu.
you never really realize just how weak women really are until you spend time around ones trying to do strength sports
just had the best wank in a long time to this
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56a5779c4aee7
>>73700391
in police per land area? even less, you're right.
might start going by my middle name like some famous people do
>>73700362
pay up piggy
Amazing how many people always happen to be spending their five daily minutes on 4chan when a discussion on the 'productive' use of spare time crops up.
>>73700301
you must be, I can't imagine any girl desperate enough to use 4chan being a stacy. do they exclusively browse /soc/, where do they come from?
are there a lot of uni students? looking around the 20yo range
little curious lad sorry x
> read, lift, play instruments, cook, practice languages, go on walks, cycle around, water my plants, research things, watch films
>>73700360
yes, it makes me feel better about myself
ahh yes this will surely draw men in
who could resist!
>>73700454
'ce
>>73700351
>watch films
How is that different than watching anime?
amazing how little girls weigh
I was talking to a short one a few days ago that still had a fluffy little qt gut, but she was only 45 kilos. spooky
>>73700522
REALLY hope you're joking
>>73700524
Hollow bones mate.
>>73700517
do people really care about personality on tinder? i thought most people just used it for a quick root and boot.
>>73700546
serious lack of argument in this post
>>73700522
anime are shit films/series
>their autistic reactions to things
>that gay thing where the narrator says literalyl what just happened
>their constant referencing to perversion
>ludicrous story lines
kino is good
>>73700546
Studio Ghibli makes very good anime films if you didn't know
>>73700466
yeah they're around that age, 20 to mid twenties
mostly they browse /x/, /soc/ /ck/ and /cgl/
majority of them are in the big cities, sydney melbourne etc
maybe stacey is the wrong word, they aren't posting duckface selfies on instagram, but they do have sex, friends, jobs etc that normal people have
best girl i ever met on there was this qt from sydney, we would have 6 hour long voice calls and shitpost memes and reeee at each other
alas
>>73700549
that's birds mate
>we would have 6 hour long voice calls and shitpost memes and reeee at each other
absolutely howling
>>73700560
What you are referring to is shonen shit genres tho. Not all anime is like that (e.g you just me mentioned it)
>>73700551
some do some dont
>>73700560
i used to think the same thing until i started watching attack on titan, it's really good.
best mate finally got his first gf (he's almost 30) and they've been going out for about 2 months and he said he could see himself marrying her
she's fat and ugly i dunno what motivation he would have to date her let alone marry her
>>73700607
fascinating
>>73700616
>AOT
Not bad but not very good either. Normie tier at best.
>>73700647
fuggo people are more likely to have good personalities, perhaps it is that which attracts your friend to the fuggo.
I don't like Normies
I don't like Cara Delevingne
>>73700708
good post
>tfw reaching the cusp of ages when it's acceptable to still be posting on 4chan
>all other friends of mine who used to lurk have weaned themselves off but I'm still here
>>73700616
The first 7 episodes are good, the rest is rubbish.
>>73700669
what's your favourite anime?
cowboy bepop was really good as well but it took me like 8 episodes to get into it
hunter x hunter is good
tried watching black lagoon & death note but stopped watching after a few episodes
>>73700708
same. right stuck up, unfunny cunt.
gf has stolen away me rapier lads
>>73700578
hmmm interesting
would like a cheeky little fling with girls like that but wouldn't want anything serious with them, couldn't bear introducing them to the few ""friends"" I have. just believe anyone that posts here and is open about it is mentally ill (I always browse /brit/ in incognito windows and have no trace of it on the computer haha)
and memespeak in person irritates me
> Southern
Baaath
> Midlander
Baaarth
> Northerner
Beth
>>73700733
what age is that, 25?
ate so much for breakfast I don't think I can go to work.
lying in bed now
>>73700780
27
can't be here at 28
lmao
https://twitter.com/tedfrank/status/853731326515654656
>>73700784
incredible post
>>73700446
>>73700766
Good posts
>>73700742
My favorites are
Steins;Gate
Spice and Wolf
Welcome to the NHK
Ergo Proxy
Last Exile
Yes HxH was good despite the length
> southerner
Caaa'
> midlander
Caaar
> northerner
Cer
>anime is shit except for-
stop
> southerner
Americaaa'
> midlander
Americaaar
> Northerner
Americer
>>73700804
delete this. Alex has to resort to this trickery to avoid the wrath of psychic vampire nonces
>>73700766
And their old rusty rapiers that hung by their sides
We flung them as far as we could in the tide
"Now take them up, devils!" cried Arthur McBride
"And temper their edge in the mornin'!
>they've still not caught the cleveland shooter
christ
>>73700831
these are absolutely fucking shit, sounds like you've never heard people from the uk talk
Going back to bed. Maybe if I'm lucky a helicopter will crash through the roof of my house and kill me as I sleep desu.
want to play homeworld but im stuck on one of the missions
>>73700817
>Welcome to the NHK
only thing I really liked about this was the intro
Lads when do the tables turn in the dating world? Bit tired of having to put all the effort in when it comes to dating.
>>73700892
It's totally accurate and that's why it makes you mad.
r8 my aneems
not sure what this leaf's up to
also almost all anime mentioned itt is shit
>>73700909
no it isn't. karl pilkington pronounces car as caaa not cer
>>73700817
you seen full metal alchemist brotherhood?
it's hella good as well
what was the conclusion of the joy lane massacre?
*flops my willy out and the designated stimulation runt squeals and sprints out of its kennel and begins vigorously >>73700865
>fellating
me*
>>73700907
never, there's no sort of precedent for it
>>73700918
nonce tier
>>73700953
only one guy is dead
>>73700708
not sure i do either anymore
> southerner
Canadaaa'
> midlander
Canadaaar
> northerner
Canadurr
>>73700979
so he was talking shit about the 13 and it was just the grandad?
>>73700953
he said on video he killed 13 and wasn't going to stop till police caught him but I think he was spoofing
>it's a dream about my one and only ex episode
>>73700976
whats nonce about that
they're strong rated anemes
>>73700953
So many people are shot in the US daily that it's impossible to know.
>>73700994
finally hanging up your boots?
>>73701018
yes
>>73701022
come to the conclusion that that snapchat is literally one of the most embarrassing things ever documented in human history
>>73700907
Mid twenties
>>73700948
Yes
>>73700994
do not believe it
>>73701017
these are all wrong, all of them
>>73701046
It was unique and innovative until everyone eise copied them
Fuck off abnormie scum
>Shooter called it an 'Easter day slaughter'
Easter Sunday?
> southerner
Eastaaa'
> midlander
Eastaaar
> northern
Eastdurrrrrrrr
>>73701070
did u watch the dubbed version
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39609977
Just a normal day in Brexit Britain.
>whats nonce about that
>they're strong rated anemes
>>73701095
i mean that particular fucking snap you utter troglodyte
>>73701123
These make no fucking sense, just stop
> southerner
Englaaa'
> midlander
Englaaar
> northerner
Engdurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>73701046
>tfw no friends who send you cheeky 1 second dick pics as a joke
>>73701134
want to bounce your skull off the pavement kid?
https://www.reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/65oks2/the_uk_is_coming_together/
did a fume at the comments at this 2bh. lefties hate themselves and their country
>>73701125
>watching dubs
Absolutely horrendous
>>73701173
prefer cats, me
>>73701176
who else listening to pavement rn? x
>>73701067
I know a lot of women in their mid 20s whose heads are still firmly up their own arse when it comes to their dating prospects. Hopefully the turn comes soon.
> "are you from the North?"
> a lot of countries have a Northdurrrrrrrrrrrrr...
anything i dont like is leftist propaganda
business idea: become a banker and collect bonuses
>>73701173
brill x
Going to visit the local tk maxx
you have to dig through shit but there's plenty of gems to be found
>>73701176
>feel like pure shit just want her back x
- u when someone took ur extra chromosome
>>73701195
i can't watch subs and i don't speak japanese
>>73701188
Tbf it is a total lie that the UK is coming together. Most negative it's been for a long time. I think people came together more after the recession than this
>>73701188
I just want to make lots of money, don't really care for the nationalism meme.
The Great White DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>73701236
Get used to it
>>73701271
would rather just watch good dubs
>>73701188
It's a shit country that gets what it deserves. Hope it all falls apart.
>>73701283
>good dubs
Doesn't exist mate
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>73701208
Some women won't ever come out of their own hole lad
business idea: rehabilitation gulags for anime watching weebs
>>73701188
ugh don't know why I do it to myself
They are seriously fucking deluded
>>73701315
>>73701315
>>73701315
New thread lads
>>73701188
Theresa may: If i keep saying something, it might happen eventually. Please be friends with the fat, boorish, racist from Norfolk.
TK Maxx is a runt warehouse.
Woke up this morning and got myself a gun
>>73701208
the turn depends on what you're doing at the time. if you're in a decent career it'll be mid 20's but by the time you're 30, as long as you earn an average wage then it'll have shifted
>>73701309
full metal alchemist, hunter x hunter, Shingeki no kyojin (Attack on Titan), and steins;gate
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