/brit/

I've gotten into the habit of buying a 750ml bottle of wine and a 375ml spirits and drinking half of each Friday and Saturday.

5 glasses of red wine and 3 wine-glass full of Whisky/Rum/Brandy twice a week.

And I was teetotal until I was 20. T_T

Lidl doesn't open for an hour

>>73697303
Well it's only 1/3 the way through innit haha x

Sent from my iPad

>>73697331
What was it you wanted from there again, sweet potatoes? Bit yankish desu.

>>73697307
are you the lad who moved to another country just to suck cock

>>73697324
>oh are you the expat who does nothing but bitch and moan about how much australia sucks?

No?

>>73697340
Good memory

>>73697348
hahaha yeah dont really believe you desu

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>i drink on the weekends im totally fucked guys T_T

>>73697333
dumb phoneposter

>>73697340
Don't talk shit about sweet potatoes.

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>>73697339
>1. got wanked off by my mates girlfriend (we arent mates anymore shockingly)
why are women such scum

drink half a bottle of vodka every night for the past 4 years hahahahahahahahahahaha really need to stop hahahahah ahaha ahoo anyway

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never drunk alcohol me

>>73697374
Just switch to weed dude. Seriously, if you have to get bent don't do it on something that destroys your body and intensifies your depression.

I'm finished with booze.

who /never been drunk because too scared of coming onto friends and/or doing something with equally significant consequences/

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>>73697326
Best drunk song: https://youtu.be/kUkOYYDycTw

>>73697409
you have to be a bit of a runt to do any of that. i've just made a wank of myself a couple of times in front of girls but the thing is, 99% of the time it's forgiveable because everyone's been there

>>73697396
>>73697409
thought australia was supposed to be cool

good morning lads

really fucking despise insects lads

>>73697403
tried weed a couple of times, it doesn't do anything for me

just had a meaty piss

>>73697432
it's not uncommon to meet people who don't drink at all here. the drinking culture is pretty full on and it's not for everyone.

>>73697452
upsetting post

>>73697432
it fucks with diabetes and i can't be bothered trial and erroring
also id probably be a depressive drunk anyway

wish I wasn't such a div when I was 18-20

still had the motivations and worldview of a 14 year old

>>73697473
I was incredibly depressed at that age.

>>73697430
>girls
they're not the ones I'm worried about, anon

>>73697409

just have 4 or 5 drinks to get a slight buzz you gimp

no need to get maggot

dont drink much cuz it makes my belly hurt

Rained a lot last night and now everything is fresh and clean and shiny outside. Looks really nice. Things are turning green and the sun's out.

>>73697492
girls are less forgiving than guys with respect to that too desu. if you make a fucking idiot of yourself, they'll probably think you're funny unless you start an argument with them or try to fight them or something like that.

>>73697507
Don't fucking care

M8 I've not even completed /gf2013/

>>73697507
piccies

>>73697509
no, I mean if I get drunk I'm worried my repressed homosexual tendencies will come out

>>73697577

let it happen brutha

Really hate self-haters to be honest

>>73697264
What do you mean ''by Western standards''? Are you good looking by black standards or? And 5'11'' is pretty tall so you'll be fine. Srs, I have a black American friend who gets girls and he's a manlet who looks like MC Ride. Just be black, extroverted and well dressed.

Yeah drugs are really easy. You can buy weed from certain bars and hostel workers, and in most clubs you should find a pill dealer if you ask around

>>73697627

are you an brit expat?

>>73697303
>why haven't you completed /gf2017/ yet
because i am ugly poor short loser with a small dick not to mention poor af

>>73697642
Yeah I'm a student runt

running out of booze to me is more painful than when my gf cheated on me

Superpower idea: the ability to convince anyone regarding anything

i.e you could convince a girl to suck your cock or you could convince a PhD in maths that 2+2=5

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>>73697577
>not channeling your repressed homosexual urges into a puritanical disdain of anything associated with normies

Come on it's like you're not event trying

east africans are the most beautiful blacks by western standards

>>73697662
would rather be able to read thoughts selectively

>>73697664
gonna have to ask you to delete this

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>>73697556
Took this at 6am when I woke up to shart diarrhoea haha xx god bless

>>73697667
Greenland is Canada's Canada.
The US is our rival.
Australia is our evil twin.

>>73697654

was in prague last year

got yourself a czech biddy yet?

Greenland is Canada's Canada.
The US is our rival.
Australia is our evil twin.

Mexico is our enemy's enemy.

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>>73697627
I'm a generic ethnik. Not really a lady killer in London.

More interested in doing some uppers and talking in the sites

>>73697712
comfy. any decent wildlife nearby?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbE53XUtVw0
and yanks give us shit about snakes

> malolactic
Ah, yes. When wine tastes slightly like cum.

>>73697689
Terrible idea. Get the fuck out of my office!

*throws your papers into the air and swivels my chair towards the windown behind me*

>>73697742
You are a very surprisingly good and white looking black. You look part white.

>>73697747
Got pooed on by a seagull once, yeah

i just fucking hate myself XD

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>ywn get on the pingers with Ethiopialad in addis ababa

>>73697762
The highest compliments one can pay a Negro is he is almost like a Whiteman.

>>73697762
that's what east africans look like
all the slaves were from the west

>wake up
>that Cleveland massacre bloke still hasn't been caught

Pull your fingers out lads

>>73697742
your only issue is the hairline really but its not that bad

>>73697798
Wait.. keemstar didn't get him yet?

>>73697798
im surprised we still even hear about american shootings they're just like arab bombings at this point

>>73697798
Sam Hyde?

Spent all night up on LSD again

I feel very surreal

>>73697362
dumb phoneposter poster

There are actually 5 distinct races of blacks, as distinct as the non-black races; Abassynians, Bantus, Khoikhoi, Congoids, and Nilots.

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>last day of the long weekend already

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leaked pic of the criminal preparing to cause a scene

>>73697830
This one was special, he was so calm about it, killed 15, maybe more and filmed one. He just walks up to this old man and shoots him point blank in the face
Very sad

Just picked up an entire leg of lamb from the fridge like a chicken leg and tore a few chunks out of it with my mouth

I could be a caveman easy

>>73697869
oh thats what thats from

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WHO IS JOYUS LANUS?

>>73697870
Our teeth were actually made to tear flesh. Checkmate, vegetables.

>>73697869

think I was talking bullshit about everyone else

just the one he filmed. other people would have been found by now

>>73697750
Me on the left

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Whites are the devil

business idea: do livestream like the Cleveland shooter but instead of killing people its me stealing from poundlands

>>73697868
don't know anything about this guy other than he's a favourite 'comedian' of /pol/

>>73697921
alri photoshop lad

>>73697921
>Steve Stephens

Poor bastard never stood a chance 2bh

>>73697870
The absolute /M A D M A N/

>>73697940
its way better than being DeQuanLeAndreShawn

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>>73697921
> 6'1", 233lb
And I feel insecure about being 6'0", 220lb. I could be out murdering people.

Then again, I also have the gynecomastia. That's a massive blow to my self-esteem and comfortability in public. Grade 4.

Can anyone explain to me why gentrification is bad?

>>73697721
Wots a biddy lad? If you mean a gf then no lad unfortunately. Surrounded by qts and none of them have given me the succ.

>>73697997
Yes I shall certainly be doing this at 9am on a bank holiday Monday

Idiot

>>73697997
Literally isn't. No better way to revitalize an area.

>>73697997
raises prices and poor people get forced out possibly by nefarious means
that's all i can think of on the spot

>>73698013
yeah a gyal

>>73697997

because i said so

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>>73697980
Can we add Gynecomastia to the list of /brit/-related ailments? How many of us got the Gyno?

It's not a fat thing. It's root cause is low testosterone and stunted puberty. You developed feminine breast tissue instead of male breast tissue.

Chili recipe for tonight:

1. Ground beef
2. Pork sausages
3. Canned tomatoes (whole)
4. Canned tomatoes (puree)
5. Whole Onion (diced)
6. Garlic (minced)
7. Cayenne peppers
8. Chili peppers
9. Habanero peppers
10. Oregano
11. Bayleaf
12. Salt (to taste)

Trying to impress new friends, man. Any suggestions? Can't mess this up ;_;

>>73698033
Yeah so what's the bad stuff

>>73698061
Thought you put beans in chilli

>>73698061
Where did you meet these so-called friends?

Sat by the guy from 'Him and Her' on the train lads, ama

>>73698061
>no beans

Re-evaluate your life

>>73698061
carrot

>>73698067
edgy

>>73698092
Erm you go girl!

>>73698092
Inspiring?!

>>73698061

beans and add some chocolate

>>73697303
completed /gf2016/ so I'm out of the runnings this year

note: she is PENG

>>73698092
Yassss queen slay

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>>73698136
>note: she is PENG

>>73697742
You're a qt and your body is good enough to rock a smart-casual look. Are you balding or is that hairline of peace genetic?

I'm stressing importance on your outfit because Prague has a lot of Africans who loiter around the tourist areas selling drugs and shit and they all look FOB... so your style needs to be sharp so break the preformed image.

Drugs are easy to find, my student mates can find them you should be able as well

If you'll be here in mid to last August we could meet up, but don't rely on it bc I'm a lazy cunt

>>73698092
wow wtf I hate white men now??!!

I hallucinate flashes and blobs and humanoid figures all the time and much more so when tired. I also remember hallucinating floating jellybean type blobs as a child.

>>73698155
can u describe her

YAAAAAASSSSSSS

>>73698157
Balding hard. On finasteride.

I normally dress well. If you're around here in August we should talk about it m80.

>>73698157
Oh and by ''selling drugs'' I mean they sell literal grass to retarded tourists looking for weed

>>73698179
Hello Ivan

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>73698155
meant the girl in the OP

but mine is pretty peng too tbqh

>>73698080
Friend invited me to a party and he says he's been playing me up all week. I have to make a cool first impression with the girlies so I can compete in the /gf2017/ tournaments this year.

Mom told me to bring food to the party, so I'm going to make a big pot of chili to share with them this week.

anyone remember anyone remember the cuckio meme

Need moi bollocks crushed and condensed into two small kernels

>>73698136
chinks don't count

>>73698214
yeah she is
shame about the chest though
not much of a bum either

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>i have friends

fuck off

>>73698215
have you ever cooked chili before

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>>73698220
*blocks your path*

>>73698187
My condolences la... How long you been on fin for? Noticed any side affects?

>>73698215

ah so the is the power of the 'tism

>>73698246
*produced scrotum*
Step into my office

>>73698238
same with my girl as it happens hehe

sam hyde is shite

>>73698247
No sides. Been on for 3 months. Shedding has slowed but regrowth apparently takes closer to a year to notice so we'll see.

>>73698245
Yarb. Once...

Going back to uni today and get to be reunited with my benzo stash, can't wait

>>73698275
how was it

Welcome to my bebo.
About moi: im a bubbly person that lykes socialising with m8s
Music: pop, rnb, dance nething gd rly haha
Photo album title: me myself and moi

are judges spiteful/petty?
if you qualified for execution but you asked for it/obviously tried to get it would they lock you up for life instead?

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This guy I know is heading back to uni, so I doubled back out and stole his benzo stash

Are there really girls that only shag with the lights off? loool

heard it's ridiculous to own a car in the UK. Like the prices are super cheap but the tax is crazy high

just had some of my lindt rabbit

man that is some delicious chocolate

>>73698284
Bree good, actually, 2-bee-honest.

>>73698311
I had one of those too :)

>>73698311
lindt is the patrician's choice

>>73698290
are you gonna kill someone

>>73698304
even under covers seems odd to virgin me

>>73698330
Actually Whittakers is

Back from Lidl. Took so much energy out of me that I won't cook for a few hours.

>>73698346
never heard of it

>>73698333
no im not that bothered im just curious

>>73698306
you heard wrong, tax is fuck all, insurance (which is a legal requirement) can be expensive. Petrol is quite expensive.

If you live in a major city there's not point in having one.

>>73698356
Nonce

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>benzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzobenzov

Holy fuck every degenerate fucking pillhead ingrate drops this word a million times a thread and in real life. I'm really an ingrate myself and yet I still muster the dignity to hate useless pillhead people.

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>unironically using the term degenerate

>>73698364

>If you live in a major city there's not point in having one.

Not true desu. Unless you want to be raped by train prices whenever you want to travel to another part of the country

I hate my body but I also hate exercising.

>>73698371
degenerate

>>73698364
insurance gets pretty cheap if you're a good driver, dont lose your NCD and reach 25+

i lost my NCD because i stopped driving a car for a while AND had a minor accident (which was my fault) and im still only paying approx £400 a year.

>>73698290
From Texas. Death sentence flows like milk and honey here. Lot of judges are very kill happy. Pal I knew from High School has a judge for a mom. I remember all she talked about was sending people to death row when she'd pick me and my friend up from football. Other than this single autistic behavior, she was otherwise pretty normal, and didn't get mad when she found us trying wine in the cellar.

The young woman who works on Mondays gets visibly nervous when she sees me. Think I should ask her to be my gf?

>>73698375
stop using such flowery language where it's not necessary and you don't fully understand it. Makes you sound like a pseud.

i.e. 'ingrate' makes no sense here.

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Work tomorrow

>>73698347
Did you pick up my root beer, potato-anon?

I will be on hiatus from /brit/ temporarily as I move from my bed to my desk

>>73698427
Depends what kind of nervous we're talking.

Is it 'omg he's here, is my hair ok, did he notice my new dress?'
or
Is it 'omg he's here why does he stare at me like that, he's such a creep, why is he walking towards the camera?'

It's snowing outside lads

Why???

morning lads

>>73698456
safe journey traveller

>>73698420
I don't like it because it's statistically impossible to never send innocent people to death. If even one person gets put to death who is innocent than nobody should.

>>73698456
>>73698461

regards

>>73698456
Send updates

>>73698457
The latter most definitely

morning lads

>>73698433
I was thinking of a different word 2bh

>>73698478
No regards for you

>>73698471
you value life too highly

>>73698456

i hope for a smooth and problem free transition

>>73698477
Then probably give it a miss this time lad.

>>73698489
exceedingly rude.

alri all this exercise paid off. i'm swole now. but so is my tummy

>>73697997
because hipsters and yuppies are dicks

>>73697662
Superpower idea: india

>>73698495
alri

>>73698427

you miss 100% of the shots you dont take xxx

my hair is relatively long and i like it this way for multiple reasons

hides my receding hairline
hides my deep set forehead wrinkles
since i have an extremely large head it also helps to make it seem not as huge

thanks for listening lads x

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just watched a thing about Alex Higgins. he was a fucking great snooker player. shame he fucked himself up with booze, fags and gambling.

>>73698517
with the ability to shit anywhere you want and an immunity to the olfactory system

The father in east is East is really like mine minus physically abusing me

The difference is that he concentrated his abuse just on me instead of spreading it out amongst all his kids

Also is it weird I have the same type of identity crisis as mixed race people?
My mum isn't white but she was born in the UK

Flatsharing as an abnormie is pure hell

Living in a bare room signifying your life amounts to nothing more than the labour you provide really gets my thoughts ambling

the ol' mom cooked a roast for dinner lads

what are you fellers having?

>>73698528
t. wayne gretsky

>>73698364
ok. wanted to get an 90s ford escort while I study in the uk

Gonna go to work in an hour or so
Only working 4 hours because of the bank holiday

Hope the shops are all closed, I don't need to be buying more stuff


>>73698545
How do you flat share post-uni?

>>73698549
Foy

>>73698541
Why did you spy on a girl taking a piss

>>73698464
>>73698474
>>73698475
>>73698494
made it in one peace

thanks for the well wishes

>>73698545
it prevents you from further sliding into a robot state by forcing you to have regular contact with people

muslims don't believe in banks and therefore should be exempt from the holiday

>working a bank holiday
truly a sad life our monica leads

the mom said the roast smells good and you can't beat it

i said well a michelin star restaurant probably could

then the sister said that's not the point

fucking retards, the lot of them

why do desi people have no morals? casually raping and shitting wherever they want

>>73698558
You rent a room in hmo house/flat

>>73698557
I wouldn't advise doing that. People will already assume you're a gopnik without driving round a '90s escort smdh

I want to visit London that is actually British like in the old movies, get on it brits.

>>73698584
would be ok if his job was something valued by society but a fucking call centre? on a bank holiday hahaha tragic. what a pathetic sack of a shite.

>>73698596
go to dublin

>>73698596
who told the yank about the time machine?

>>73698588
had a legitimate argument with my sister once about which chess piece is more important, the king or the queen

>>73698571
society and his parents MADE him do it

>>73698589
remember that case a few years ago where these lads start gang raping a schoolgirl on her schoolbus
driver jumps up and joins in
wtf

>>73698622
She said the queen was more important, didn't she...

>>73698610
Dublin is like a bleak version of 90s London, populated by beggars and bydlo.

>>73698596
go to London then....plenty of old nice bits to see.

>>73698622
That's silly. (It's the king)

>>73698632
ugh... women!

>>73698623
The gf used to invite me into bathroom to talk to her whilst she peed

Bet she had a fetish but we didnt explore it

>>73698632
of course

>>73698626
no never heard of it

>>73698596
go to Edinburgh

>>73698633
>go to London then....plenty of old nice bits to see.
That would just be depressing seeing how when they die there will finally be nothing British about London left.

>>73698639
Obscene post desu

Chess intelligence
Queen - brainlet
Pawn - normal brain
Rook - slightly woke
King - woke
Bishop - at one with the universe

>>73698571
Alleged

Probably revenge or an accident or just to get some e-points

>>73698584
>>73698605
It's only 4 hours, it might be quiet

I like getting paid, NEETscum

Also this is one of the best call centres in the country

don't get turned on by pee but i enjoy watching voyeur footage of the vulva peeing

>>73698664
stop believing /int/ memes mate

>>73698671
What about the Knight?

>>73698633
hence the suggestion

>>73698678
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJheODYpuEI

>this is one of the best call centres in the country

fucking lol

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>Alleged

Moving to Austin, TX

>>73698626
Sounds hot, to be desu

>>73698692
>one person

>playing WoW
>the best people i knew had depressing lives
>most of them didn't work or did so in call centers

Call center work to me translates to playing WoW.

>>73698692
he posts here.. it's probably this lad >>73698456

>>73698679
Who is this meme'in demon?

>>73698697
Go longhorns

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>>73698693

>>73698647
grim stuff
all the perps were hanged at least

>>73698697
tumblr: the city

i work in one of the best greggs in the country

>>73698703
John Cleese is an exceptional person though. It isn't just him lot's of people are saying the same thing.

You aren't the only ones though I remember this video where this Japanese girl was upset when she visited Paris asking where all the French people were and that it looked like Africa.

>>73698730
get me a couple of sa'see'rolls m8

all my family members are workaholics while i'm a neet who gets tired from standing up for more than 10 minutes

maybe i should start drinking coffee

>>73698723
It's one of the few remaining growing American cities that's still reasonably affordable to buy a house. Which is why I'm thinking of moving there

BUSTIN MAKES ME FEEL GOOD

sodding normingtons

>>73698741
paris took a bit tourism hit because all their asian tourists stopped going there because its Mogadishu 2.0.

>>73698664
yeah you've spent too much time on 4chan mate listening to the rantings of parochial runts from the MIdlands/North. Book your ticket.

t. live there

>>73698741
Paris Syndrome is an actual thing.

London has shit areas, it has nice areas - you seem to think it's going to look like basrah

>>73698693
It really is
We have Windows 10 computers
A comfy break room with a TV and iPads
Fresh fruit once a fortnight
Everyone is super nice
No floorwalkers or any of that primitive shit
There were doughnuts in the break room last Friday, not sure what the story there was though

>>73698708
Played WoW to level 20, it was enough for me to realise I don't like MMOs

I play Hearthstone though

>>73698749
haha

scum

*brap*

alri lads

*toot*

*squee*

alri

What African country does Paris most resemble? I want to subtly refill my gf because she wants to visit it

>>73698759
>Paris Syndrome is an actual thing.
It affects like 100 people out of over a million a year

>>73698778
Just show her this
https://youtu.be/SmMxJz9oOMg

Subtly refilled the gf with my cock last night

>the gf

FONT

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>Fresh fruit once a fortnight

>>73698768
why the tripcode? i don't really get the impression that your posts are crafted specifically to aggravate us like lisicki, although you are a walking meme

>>73698778
paris is fine outside of the wog enclaves

>>73698749
Caffeine is the devil's crutch. Work at a Starbucks, and all the old, middle-aged soccer moms and balding hippies make me want to sock them in the face.

"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee, grrrr! >:)" Literally the most assaultable personality I will ever come across in my entire life.

https://www.xvideos.com/video3248277/blonde._fishnet_stockings_panties_and_a_little_hairy_pussy
girls are so cute

>>73698797
What do you third worlders think of the west committing cultural suicide?

>>73698819
It's just a trans thing

I want to express my gender identity somehow

>>73698818
Your post is meaningless

>>73698832
right, speed it is then

>>73698776
>>73698813
>>73698818
>>73698819
>>73698832
>>73698839
>>73698840
This is good post

>>73698743
This is mild post

>>73698839
stop reminding me that women have digestive systems

ribena doesn't realise how much of a weird cunt he is does he. he's literally just words on a screen and he come across as a right weirdo.

feel sorry for anyone who has to interact with him in real life.

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>It's just a trans thing

Thank goodness for all the Italian immigration to Japan otherwise they wouldn't have pizza

>>73698758
London is already now minority anglo-saxon according to statistics. Among new born children they are also a minority. Once the generations before them die off British natives will be minorities in their own homeland.

>>73698875

imagine having to flatshare with that mentally ill mong

>>73698778
Cote d'Ivoire or Algeria basically

>>73698846
>trans
aren't you a paki? your dad might honour kill you

ugh, i got 2 potato quarters and asked my sister if she wanted the last one

she had a whinge and said "well... i WANTED 2....."

so i just gave her one to end the argument, it's just not arguing with that demon

tell me why a 55kg 5'3 woman deserves to have 2 potato quarters instead of 1, rather than a 100kg 6'3 man...

professional tip: you cannot

>>73698879
he has internalized homophobia due to his muslim background

tragic really

>>73698879
hahaha fucking christ

the absolute state

>>73698840
Baffling, why over populate an already over populated low skill labour market with people at such a rate they're not capable of integration?

To drive down costs at what price? Undercut natives and create all kinds of social issues. That's if they even work at all.

>>73698872
if youve ever eaten a girl out you've licked up a bit of her pee its harmless
poo on the other hand

>>73698892
You do it because you're nice :)

>>73698884
don't come then you autist, i don't give a fuck.

>>73698922

but she's a bitch

got one of those new pound coins lads

big fan

>>73698884
why are yanks on int just not fucking normal. always braindead low iq alt right retards

Should I buy Resident Evil 6 for the PS4 for 13 quid?

I know it's supposed to suck but I don't want to have missed a game in the series

>>73698875
I would love to meet some of you guys IRL
You'd change your opinions quickly, I'm sure

I'm just misunderstood and have difficulty expressing myself

>>73698879
Look better now

>>73698890
At some point you stop caring

This is about me

got one of those new potato quarters lads
big fan

>>73698892
is she the former prossie
also id like to see you two have sex with that frame difference

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secretly grin every time i hear the sister say "ow!" when she bangs her knee or kicks her toe

>>73698953
yeah most people laugh at minor injuries its not special

>>73698940
All countries in the modern age need a dash of nationalism :^)

>>73698933
is she single? ask her if she wants a bf (me)

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>>73698951

ya

>>73698976

i'm not laughing though

america calling for white nationalism is like those brown people with nazi flags

>>73698906
Yeah the elites in charge doing this is baffling thinking it somehow won't blow up in their face, maybe they don't care though rich people can only think in the short term profit. What's worse is the general population just letting it happen or even cheering it on happily.

>>73698929
>>73698940
>State facts
>huur duur autist altright retard
Call me alright nazi racist all you want it still doesn't make any of what I said incorrect.

>>73698940
actual paki detected

not a fan of racists desu

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>>73698986

wouldn't do that to you la'

>>73699011
Are you a fan of pound coins?

detecting a lot of sexual frustration in this aussie lads posts about his sister

>>73698984
your country is built on globalization you stupid cunt. your country would be a fraction as powerful as it is now if you didn't export your culture and products on such a huge scale
>>73699008
>i got into politics from an anime forum

>>73699029

refuse to use any coins other than £2 coins desu

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1100 calories over the ol' basal metabolic rate

wish i were a bulimic haha

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detecting alot of tfw no gf in this aussie lads (me) posts about fat girls

>>73699003
Your population facts may be correct, but the JFs live in shithole areas in zone 3-5 (not in central London), so as a tourist you wouldn't notice as much.

Avoid the Edgeware Road tbqh.

>>73699056
Some losses are worth withstanding Ivan. The modern day cultural exports of the U.S. are not worth spreading. You can continue replying to me if you want, but I might not return the favor.

fresh
>>73699125
>>73699125

>>73699067
must be a cunt getting a shopping trolley