/cum/ Canada USA Mexico

First for /balt/+/ausnz/

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>Slutunia has got blacked
Good

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really makes you think

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>>73696605
CUMChina soon?

>>73697044
CHI

>>73697625
NO

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what did she mean by this?

Why is everyone so tsundere for my country?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CO8vBVUaKvk

>>73695988
all girls are easy if you're attractive

>>73697903
lol butthole

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>>73697933

fuck

>>73697933
well, British girls are extremly slutty. I think it's easier to get them to sleep with you than some kebab girl for example.

>>73697936
lol

>>73697957
>than some kebab girl for example.
Some kebab girls will never put out unless you marry them. Some will take it up the shitter an hour after meeting you.

i'm a small guy

>tfw no drive to get a challenging high demand degree to move the fuck out of this country and live elsewhere

Why did I decide to become a teacher.

>>73697966
I wouldn't risk it though, I don't want to get acid thrown into my face. Most of them aren't really attractive to me anyways.

>>73697988
keith, you can come live with me.

>>73697988
being a teacher is pretty cool man

i used to have a crush on beck

>>73698028
beck who?

>>73698028

bit gay

>>73698025
I'm not one yet. Still have a year til graduation.

I'm just getting tired of Canada tbqhwyf

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>>73698038
Beck David Campbell

wotocons cannot be both convocational and concurrent.

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Hope y'all had a good Easter. Anyone know how these crosses are held up?

>>73698123
it's a miracle

>>73698123
Glue for $500 Alex

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>>73698123
A miracle?

>>73698123
but really, they are empty boxes glued together

Suburbs are a mixture between the city and countryside where you get the negatives of both and positives of neither.

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It's unironically good

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>>73698255
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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????

What is the purpose of this board? Is it for lonely lowlife losers who want to socialize?

>>73698328
not an argument

>>73698328
that is what the internet at large is for

>>73698340
>>73698350
Okay. I feel sad for us losers.

>>73698255
true.

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>>73698328

>>73698374
there's literally nothing wrong with being a loser

I can't turn away from that look in your eyes

>>73698388
>>73698396
I love you guys though. Without you I would be nowhere.

>>73698414
If you love me then prove it. Give me a kiss.

>>73696605
my dream is to work at some gas station in rural america (preferably in nebraska)

>>73698508
*gives you a kiss

>>73698530
follow your dreams

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>>73698565
Eww, I didn't think he'd actually do it!

>>73698602
*gives you a long firm hug

Do Mexicans look down on South Americans?

My gf is from Argentina and she says Mexicans are really pretentious just for being North Americans.

>>73698602
this

rekt

>>73698530
You sure? Those places can be pretty depressing. Probably wouldn't seem that different from Russia everyone is doing drugs and there aren't any economic opportunities so all the skilled people move out to the cities.

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>>73698620
ME is rekt!! Hahaha I'm gay as fuck!!

I want to learn photography and cinematography but I have no friends and I don't want to leave the house

how do

>>73698641
Even though you're gay, can you still make good Dutch waffles? I could use a stack before work tomorrow

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>>73698688
Dutch waffles. You mean these things? No I can't make them. I just buy them.

>>73698728
>not making waffles yourself

Wtf I hate dutchland now???

>>73698744
I'm just not into cooking stuff...

>>73698619
We could say the same about argentinians

>>73698788
chile is the best latin american country anyways :^)

https://youtu.be/N8e6qnKFeWU
Post stuff from your edgelord days that you'll never admit you liked

>>73698833
either neither had an edgelord phase or just systematically blocked it from memory to reduce my cringe level

i'm to intelligent to block anything from my memory

>tfw to intelligent to forget anything
hurts

should I take history of rock online or in a real class? i'm signing up for classes tomorrow. the guy teaching the in class one it pretty cool, but online is easier

the left side of my nutsack and ass are asleep

>>73698966
I would just take the online class to cut down on sitting in a classroom

wish I had some unearthed excavated stone-age walnuts

>>73699016
ah, that archaeological wonder, sommadese

>>73698987
you got it

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I heard you were looking for this

>>73698871
Probably latter

some of these nuts

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F

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Share the heck out of this!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSZYTrhxFKc

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who /sad/

there has never been a threat to the united states sovereignty since 1776 (1812 if you're a faggot), any wars since then are offensive and imperialistic

>>73699244
I'm just tryina live my life how can such a simple task be so difficult

>>73699316
there's just some messed up people in the world

>>73699362
yeah fuckin drug-addict NEETS might as well be trash

IT'S BEEN

I was in the darkest of my days when she stole my car and blew my house away

I absolutely must go to bed right now. There's no point in staying awake any longer.

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Okay we will take over your spot soldier.

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Dwarfs warriors in armor and helmets standing with beer mugs and axes. Have a good rest as you will need your power tomorrow soldier.

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I declare /cum/ to death. The Americans are asleep. We can now plot on their downfall.

fuck reddit lamar most overrated raper of this decade so many faggots on twitter praise him as some musical miracle even fucking obama invited him to rap in the white house, but honestly that nigger has no flow and he can't even speak properly why do I have to search for lyrics to understand what he says. fuck that stupid nigger how come no one has the musical taste to say how bad he is why do they all circlejerk eachother?
> - bro did u listen new kendrick album?
> - yes bro shit was lit af fire haha
> - haha i too like him im glad to find more patricians like me who listen to good rap people and not poopy rap pers like lil wayn and justin biber
> - haha yes me too
> - upvoted, good air

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>>73700477
so what rappers do you like?

Central California is in and representing.

Hope you're all having a lovely night.

>>73700544
i only listen to music from my animes

>>73700573
opinion discarded

>>73700573
nujabay?

>>73701130
can you help me acquire a french-indian gf from pondicherry?

My phone is fucked.

Can someone take some screenshots of this bbc report and post them here?


http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39592281

>>73701863
>http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39592281
I'll try.

>>73701881
Naww can't do it, windows has been absolute shit since XP

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>>73701863

>>73702043
Awful screenshot gook.

>>73702108
what did you want the text only?

Hollywood star trolled in Lapland

17 April 2017 Last updated at 00:57 BST

Outspoken Hollywood actor Shia LaBeouf has been the target of trolls - congregating on anonymous websites - ever since his anti-Trump performance art project began in January.

For his latest art installation, he's alone in a cabin in Lapland, with only one line of communication to the outside world - the Kiasma Museum in Helsinki.

But that still hasn't stopped the trolls, as BBC Trending witnessed first-hand.

Video journalist: Alex Dackevych

>>73702139
I wanted the funny parts.

>>73702211
https://my.mixtape.moe/zusijg.webm
heres the video you ungrateful cunt

>>73702429
>>73702139
>>73702043
weak

pathetic

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>weak
>pathetic

hello i am the king of latvia and i demand your land

hand over all of new england

>>73702582
fuck off, ivan

hmm finland what a funny country, yes

no fun allowed here

Does the Baltic sea make people autistic?

>>73702984
yes

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dunkin wraps are really good

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wow don't mess with these guys

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Hello

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*blocks your path*

i cant take it

This is the ship of pearl, which, poets feign,
Sails the unshadowed main,—
The venturous bark that flings
On the sweet summer wind its purpled wings
In gulfs enchanted, where the Siren sings,
And coral reefs lie bare,
Where the cold sea-maids rise to sun their streaming hair.

Its webs of living gauze no more unfurl;
Wrecked is the ship of pearl!
And every chambered cell,
Where its dim dreaming life was wont to dwell,
As the frail tenant shaped his growing shell,
Before thee lies revealed,—
Its irised ceiling rent, its sunless crypt unsealed!

Year after year beheld the silent toil
That spread his lustrous coil;
Still, as the spiral grew,
He left the past year’s dwelling for the new,
Stole with soft step its shining archway through,
Built up its idle door,
Stretched in his last-found home, and knew the old no more.

Thanks for the heavenly message brought by thee,
Child of the wandering sea,
Cast from her lap, forlorn!
From thy dead lips a clearer note is born
Than ever Triton blew from wreathèd horn!
While on mine ear it rings,
Through the deep caves of thought I hear a voice that sings:—

Build thee more stately mansions, O my soul,
As the swift seasons roll!
Leave thy low-vaulted past!
Let each new temple, nobler than the last,
Shut thee from heaven with a dome more vast,
Till thou at length art free,
Leaving thine outgrown shell by life’s unresting sea!

My employee just texted me that he is gonna be 2.5 hrs late and he's supposed to be here in 30 minutes. What do?

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>lump right above my adams apple
>starting to feel it when I swallow
>been there for a few days now

Might legitimately have cancer buds, could be my final days shitposting with you buds

>>73705659
Ask why.

>>73706567
He's got a job interview he said. I already talked to hr. Hopefully I get two more weeks out of him while we look for someone new.

what is the point of sex when masturbating to anime girls is so much better

>>73697901
I-it's not like we wanted to be your allies or anything, d-don't get the wrong idea!!!~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rxAKKtnhrc
sloots screaming in pain

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I have gone diarrhea a dozen times in the last 5 hours

>>73707226
roastie btfo

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does anyone wanna buy this off me

>>73707630
can it play Peggle?

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Post your pets

>>73707696
yes

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>I own a cat

Buncha fags in this thread

>>73707821
hello, poster in this thread, how are you today?

>>73707819
No, the only fedora pets are lizards

Everybody in this thread is gay except for me.

>>73707843
Waiting for class to start, hbu

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i wanna keep arguing with you guys but im really sleepy

good nite

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I'm wearing my heart on my sleeve
You're sleeping with a mutual friend
And I want to be with you again
And again
And again
I've thought about you a lot lately
So flash me your metal smile

>>73707873
alright, watching the white house easter egg roll and events

Is it wrong that I'm more attracted to girls that have been abused or neglected in the past?

>>73696605

Why did mexico steal our bikini? Is this a metaphor of them taking our jobs?

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>Friend at the gunstore just texted me
>They just got an ARX160 and will be getting a full auto conversion kit for it soon

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What should I do for supper tomorrow lads? Both options are kinda shit

>>73708157
A bit, yeah.

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>>73708438
>AR
Wow, so an Assault Rifle? I bet it even has a clip with over 30 bullets in it. Do they have any silencers?

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You give them one succ and they keep coming back for more
It's called the hook

>might legitimately die
>nobody even replies to my post
I thought we were friends

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>>73708525
It's chambered in .22lr which kinda sucks but it's fine

Mag size depends but they come with 20 round mags

I would have to buy the suppressor separately and I don't think I'll need it on a .22 for target shooting so I won't spend the excess money unless I feel like dolling up a gun

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>>73707735

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One girl is Swedish and the other Irish Europeans all look the same time for a United States of Europe.

>>73708843
Anything chambered in .22lr is a meme for kids. Le epic stg44 or mp5. Nah bro it's a 22

Lol just read about some Steve Stephens nigger who goes around killing people on Facebook live or some shit?
The current state of the US
NEED I SAY MORE

Anyone else notice the foot autist keeps the same hours despite """"""being in taiwan""""""

Proxy

>>73698788
It seems like Mexicans are worse desu

You're on our welfare and get hired because 'lolwhatsminimumwage'. Mexico (or should i say Mixeco with all the whities there) is a terrible nieghbor. You ship drugs and shitty porn. Fuck you. It's bad enough we have one nieghbor but you're just a shitty country to begin with.

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>>73708960
Yep

>>73708978
It's the same poster whos been shitposting for years despite nobody ITT liking him.

>>73708843
>full auto
>20 round mags

less than 1 second firing time

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>>73708466
Make some curry

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We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

>>73709032
How many people do you want to murder?
Sicc basterd

>>73708753
teach me sifu

>>73708802
How are you going to die anon

>footfags
Gross

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>>73708924
Okay, and?

It's a pretty piece in .22 for plinking shit
If you have a problem with that then go sit and stew to yourself

>>73709032
*Comes with
I could go out and buy some 100 round STANAG for .22lr to justify the kit

and I would in a heartbeat

>>73709114
All of them

>>73706532
Go to the doctor.

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Did a choose lads

>>73709375
You've already posted this before

>>73709442
Different menu for a different day la
You people are the only real social interaction I have don't take this away from me

>>73709481
>you people
What the fuck did you mean by this, honkey?

>>73709512
Also now I remember
The other one said Friday in the top

Just watched the video
Actually pretty disturbing
Old guy didn't see it coming

>>73709375
hospital food?

listening to the conversation of an obese woman who studies public health rn

i wonder if she has any shame when she tells people her major is related to health

what motivates you lads to shitpost?

>>73709558
Been posting them every day I do believe

>>73709586
Yeah la
It's pretty good for the most part

>>73709577
which video?
the one with the nigger?

>>73709700
are you the same one that got admited cause suicide thoughts?

>lads
Dumb newfag

>>73709375
Bruh what are you doing not getting pudding

hyi

>>73709758
>telling people about suicidal thoughts instead of keeping them to yourself

>>73709774
Converted to Mormonism yet?

>>73709820
no but i ate easter dinner with them and we played uno

>>73709758
Been there done that but this time I have a staph infection in my blood and semenal cord from one of my balls but my blood is clear now waiting to see how mch longer I am in here for
I am formed though cause I went crazy from the infection the first night and thought people were trying to brainwash me into a cult and tried to attack a peace officer with a fire extinguisher :/

>>73709766
Bein healthy and shit

The jannies bullied LMM out of here. He was a great poster. No. He was the greatest poster /cum/ ever had. We didn't defend him from the blatant mod abuse and bullying and because we failed him so hard we don't deserve to have him back. We should all be ashamed of ourselves. LMM if you are out there just know that you are loved

>>73700249
*notices this*
WTF

>>73709782
iirc, it was his pyschologist that made him get admitted even though he thought he was fine if its the same guy

>>73709844
its the anesthesia that brings on the delusions right afterwards. same thing happened to my friend's dad. glad you and your balls are okay. get well anon

>>73702612
Indeed

>>73710048
>going to a psychologist
You gotta let it stew

>>73710021
Abo.jpg
>>73709964
T.carrot cake

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Are you man enough to handle a woman like this?

I actually feel pretty good about my life.

>>73710123
/ss/ tier

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>>73710048
Nah wasn't me then

In other news need a new IV site soon if I'm staying

>>73710123
No. I like skinny girls.

>>73710123
No

That's gross

>>73710123
Yes.

Remember, winners don't do communism.

>>73710427
What about Islamic gommunism?

>>73710427
*does your mother instead*
Lmao

>>73710511
Winners don't do bronze age theocracy either.

>>73710427
i used to think the same but looking at china's economic miracle makes me question myself

>>73710537
Islam isnt from the Bronze age

>>73710631
You mean the one caused by them economically abandoning communism?

>>73710631
>China
>communist
I'll be laughing when their housing bubble collapses

>>73698123
Antigravity. Or maybe skyhooks.

>>73710673
fake news? the communist party still has a stranglehold on the country

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Give me your best hints, tips and tricks on how to get an American online friend, please.

Thanks in advance! :^)

>>73710281
>Canada
>white

>"fake news"
>thinking China is still communist
How absolutely Reddit

>>73710690
Their empty cities are SPOOKY.

>>73710758
White as the driven snow Jose

reminder that China is what a properly functioning fascist state looks like

>>73710749
Show them your tender Mongoloid boipucci

>>73710930
>properly run
Yeah not really. China is still a shithole.

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>>73710930
wrong end of the political spectrum friendo

The best way to tell if someone is retarded is to ask them if China is communist. China is still an authoritarian shithole but it's not a communist one anymore. It's communist only in name.

>>73710749
fuck off
go to int steam group ask to play something
wow that was hard

>>73710661
True.

buddies, my eczema is actually getting better
won't be sharing any gross pictures of it this time

>>73710952
only by decadent western standards

>>73710959
They aren't two ends of the spectrum though. They're actually very similar.

i had a sex dream about someone with psoriasis once

>>73711004
This reminds me of you https://www.reddit.com/r/Libertarian/comments/4n3c2y/trying_to_argue_with_a_socialist_about_the/

>>73711036
Post old pics then la

>>73711207
>literally linking to r*ddit
Don't

>>73711269
it's the libertarian subreddit though, the only good part of reddit

>>73711304
No such thing as a good part of Reddit.

can we please stop using slang?

>>73711342
c'nae

>>73711342
Shan't

Are Americans Rangebanned from posting? I tried making a thread but it says my IP is blocked

>>73711441
stop making dumb threads

>>73711441
stop making dumb threads

Business idea: make dumb threads

Lads Turkey is literally a dictatorship and it is getting worse every day. Some of the anons we post with will be swept up in the inevitable civil war coming to them.
Very intense feel.

>>73711566
sad that they're heading towards fascism instead of a political ideology that works like communism

Business idea: make Business idea posts

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>a political ideology that works like communism

Business idea: run a daycare that has free admission but incredibly high withdrawal fees. use the children as slave labour if their parents cannot pay.

>>73711342
'tisn't'a possibility

Business idea: rangeban canada

>>73711794
um are you canada united state or mexico?

>>73711744
Congrats, you've now obtained several felony child abuse charges among others.

Next you're going to tell me you want to open up a retirement home and use the residents as slaves, right?

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>>73711823
no

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>>73711794
>>73711823
haha

>>73711633
Business idea: capitalize on this Business idea

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There is blood in my diarrhea and it looks like peanut butter & jelly

>>73711902
alright well i'm going to heff to ask you to leave since this thread was not made for you

>>73711925
press f to pay respects

you have 5 hours to live

Business idea: get really rich and wealthy so I don't have to follow laws.

>>73711934
Communist? When did americans become so anti freedom?

Life hack: go to a doctor if you poop blood.

>>73711925
Told your dumbass to lay off the Taco Bell and hard liquor.

Life hack: get a gf.

Business idea: Don't tell americans to go to the doctor, they can't afford it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at02Fvdhk2I
jazz covers

>>73711991
im pretty sure its only there since i have wiped my ass hundreds of times in the past 2 days because of the squirts

>>73711868
Don't give him ideas

>>73711823
There are three main countries in this thread. I see the stars and stripes of the USA, the red maple leafs of Canada. I see a few blue crosses with white backgrounds. This flag must belong to the third country, Mexico. Rate logic.

>>73712041
Pro life hack: get an antifa gf

Business idea: avoid dying from prostate cancer by identifying it early.

>>73712147
H-how do I do that? And from what age on do I have to worry about prostate cancer?

>>73712147
Can I examine yours?

Political idea: teach the sheeps the difference between communism and fascism so they won't spew ignorant shit on the internet

>>73712105
you're right i don't even like mexico or mexicans

fuck them

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>>73712145
*punches your gf*

>>73712224
but that will make them communists
nothing wrong with that though

>>73712105
Mexicans go ______ during the day. It is a mystery.

>>73712066
It's your butt my friend. How much do you think it would cost to get your rear examined?

>>73712145
Super pro life hack: be your own gf.

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avg canadian gf

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>>73712308
>nothing wrong with that though

>>73712322
$1000000000

>>73712206
If you pee in spurts or see blood in your pee/poo then visit a doctor.

>>73712220
No.

>>73712328
cute!~

>>73712371
Now, is your life worth more or less than that amount?

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>>73712395
I choose to aim higher

>>73712378
>>73712420
i have been peeing in spurts since the poopy started, im only 19 is prostate cancer a serious possibility?

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Is today a public holiday in /cum/ countries? In most cantons (states) of Switzerland Easter Monday is a public holiday.

>>73712378
>If you pee in spurts or see blood in your pee/poo then visit a doctor.
Thanks. I'm fine so far then.

>>73712472
I don't know I'm not a doctor. Do you know who is a doctor? The person you are going to pay to stick their finger in your bum during your doctor's visit.

id like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly

its hard to say that id rather stay awake when im asleep

>>73712523
it turns at 1000 miles per hour

>>73712517
I would tell them they can't do that and should do other tests.

>>73712509
Yes.

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>>73712575
Necessary evil.

>>73712259
fucking fascist oppression

You know in Canada this is pretty easy.

Call your doctor, make an appointment, tell him/her your asshole is bleeding. If it's that bad you go to a walk in clinic or an emergency room.

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Business idea: run a daycare and use the children as sacrifices to Lord Satan

I don't know about anime.

Mention the amount of mental illnesses you suffer from.

>>73712668
what's the source to taht

>>73704714
And then the Gauls attack....

>>73712668
Pretty fucked up t b h.

>>73712659
A lot of people don't live like we do anon.

>>73704714
who?

>>73712691
No friends / don't want to work syndrome.

Are we too brainwashed into thinking capitalism is the right economic model? There's so many problems with it the leaks are starting to show.

>>73712691
4

>>73712764
like what

>>73712764
Everything changes, there is no 'right' way.
Capitalism is great but the rich are so far ahead of us now that it is becoming an outdated economic model. The future will contain more socialism and/or fascism imo.

>>73712764
t. 18 year old

>>73712805
the top 1% has more wealth than remaining 99% combined

>>73712698
I suggest using http://imgops.com/https://i.4cdn.org/int/1492447774495.jpg
You can click on Google or Yandex for instance.

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>Are we too brainwashed into thinking capitalism is the right economic model? There's so many problems with it the leaks are starting to show.

you all should give this a read

https://www.amazon.com/David-Has-AIDS-Our-Neighborhood/dp/0880702990

>>73712900
thanks for stating a fact now can you tell me how that is a leak showing?

>>73712931
Will the book creep me out? Doris Sanford looks like a weird author.

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>>73712691
Social anxiety. I have to take cipralex to make it not as bad.