/brit/

How do i get a cute british gf?

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want marine to become queen of france so i can marry the princess and thereby become king of france

>>73694599
it is impossible

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>>73691689
Daggerfall was better. Prove me wrong, /brit/! Pro-tip: You can't.

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>>73695539

can virginity grow back? I'm asking because I've regressed massively in my social life and I just started to notice the signs of a mild virgin walk developing

>>73695539
Marion Le Pen looked disgusting- nipples protruding- in her white shirt before parliament. Very very disrespectful.

>>73695609
Not a MP posture

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>>73695609
marion is a beautiful flower

>>73695597
this hardens the cock

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gove: who's in charge here?
juncker: i am
johnson: HEY! you don't talk to my wife like that
juncker: now wait a minute buddy! could you please reduce the strength of your vacuum cleaners?
johnson: don't tell us to reduce the strength of our vacuum cleaners

>>73695603
>I mean can't name a specific example for MEP s just as I couldn't name a specific example with MPs
The obvious difference is you'd have much less hassle googling up some examples for MPs, yet you're struggling to find none existent cases for MEPs because the EU is not accountable to the people and never will be.

So again, it's a clear cut case for smaller government and more accountability for the people. You can support the EU but don't blindly defend it on it's faults, of which we've barely scratched the surface.

>>73695648
Bloody EU and it's environmental protection laws

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The Myrmidons were a legendary people of Greek mythology, native to the region of Thessaly. During the Trojan War, they were commanded by Achilles, as described in Homer's Iliad. According to Greek legend, they were created by Zeus from a colony of ants and therefore took their name from the Greek word for ant, myrmex.

Homer's Iliad gives an account of a portion of the Trojan War, with a focus on the role of Achilles.

Achilles refuses to fight, still bitter about the wrongs committed against him, but he allows Patroclus to borrow his armor and his army of Myrmidons.

Patroclus, however, is killed by Hector in battle, and Achilles rejoins the Trojan War to seek revenge.

>>73695700
Fuck off

>>73695671
The EU is more accountable to the people than Westminster since it uses a proportional representative rather than the grossly unrepresentative system that Westminster uses. There's no clear cut case that Westminster is more accountable to the people. Just ask people in Scotland and Northern Ireland if Westminster is being accountable to its member states wishes.

>>73695700
i read the iliad in high school of my own volition and i liked it waaay more than the odyssey. idk why the odyssey is considered the more important of the two, the iliad had cooler fight scenes

>>73695714
I enjoy their posts

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> people like me less after getting to know me
What did everybody mean by this?!?!?!

>>73695639

link us to the thread

>>73695726
your mam had better fight scenes with my cock

too bad she gave birth to a faggot

would absolutely rec having a fat demi-gf/fwb to any aspies / autists ITT, extremely comfy situation

>>73695726
if you liked the iliad so much you should read the aeneid

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LET US DIE YOUNG OR LET US LIVE FOREVER

WE DON'T HAVE POWER BUT WE NEVER SAY NEVER

>>73695765
tried to, didn't like it. i don't have time to read for pleasure nowadays regardless

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does reading make u more witty and funny

im neither but i wanna be both :(

>>73695727
>their

should have used his you stupid retard

>>73695759
what's a demi-gf

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>>73695759
dating fatties is for untermensch

>>73695793
a girl who doesn't fuck or flirt with anyone but you, and you fuck a lot and sometimes go out places with but publicly you're just friends

>>73695786
no its a from birth thing
t. very funny and witty and don't read books cause im not a dweeb

>>73695759
>dating a fattie
Disgusting.

>I have tattoos

sincerely hope you don't do this

>>73695716
>The EU is more accountable to the people than Westminster
That's demonstrably false though as we've just proven together. Are you implying the Scottish people have more say on what goes on with EU law than they do British law? I feel like their only problem at the moment is the SNP is a one issue party out for independence and nothing else, that's why you don't hear anything different. They have their own Parliament for local issues, watch a single session to see 100% more changes through local government that the Scots will ever see from the EU.

>>73695815

oh... ok

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is my friend cute?

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>>73695816
>>73695799
i said we're not dating

>>73695792
im not going to assume their sex

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>>73695831

>>73695716
>>73695829
Sorry mate, lunch time. Good talk

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anyone got the non-devilish version of this?

>>73695834

bad photo so it's hard to tell

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>>73695856

>>73695852
you mean a normal pepe?

why do yanks act like they/their/them don't exist

>>73695859

im hotter

>>73695700
I wonder if the Iliad is really good enough to have all of this depth for thousands of academic papers or that it's simply because the story has been around for so long that it has had more time to be critically analysed.

>>73695868
they/their/them are acceptable in non-formal contexts but in the paddie's reply it was used very obviously. That poster is almost certainly a male anyway.

>>73695865
no the same expression, just not red and with the horns

I know the lad who created Pepe has spoken out about what he's become, but I still just cannot comprehend what on Earth he must have been thinking as he saw Pepe develop over the years. I mean, it really is quite the story. He's so far removed from his conception that nobody knows where he came from.

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>>73695888
feel guy has an even more unclear origin

>>73695878
the storytelling was really nonlinear and interestingly told. it actually all takes place right before the death of achilles i think, but the past is told in flashbacks, and the future is told in prophecy. pretty advanced narrative

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From 999 to 1042 the Normans in Italy, coming first as pilgrims, were mainly mercenaries serving at various times the Byzantines.

In 1038 there arrived William Iron-Arm and Drogo, the two eldest sons of Tancred of Hauteville, a petty noble of the Cotentin in Normandy. The two joined in the revolt of the Lombards against Byzantine control of Apulia.

The Lombards turned against their erstwhile allies, and Pope Leo IX determined to expel the Norman freebooter. His army was defeated, however, at the Battle of Civitate sul Fortore in 1053 by the Normans.

The reformist Papacy, at odds with the Holy Roman Emperor (the Investiture Controversy) and the Roman nobility itself, resolved to recognize the Normans and secure them as allies.

>>73695590
I didn't know you could spell "morrowind" that way.
Weird.

>>73695897
that's wojak you fucking y*nk

>>73695884
quite sexist of you

you're clearly a male

>>73695897
wasn't it just a finnish creation like every other good maymay

>>73695917
>wojack

newfag runt

>>73695920
It's a Krautchan meme. iirc Wojak was a poster, basically their equivalent of Poleaboo???
idk, I'm not a memeologist

>>73695900
i feel like the HRE should retroactively be called something different

>>73695942
>It's a Krautchan meme. iirc Wojak was a poster

Literal newfag revisionism. Feel Guy existed far before it was pinned to some Polish triprunt.

>>73695927
Feels Guy is the newfag term you daft cunt. Wojak is his proper name, just like how Pepe is the correct name, but he was known by newfags as Smug/Sad Frog

still don't understand how sadfrog experienced such a popularity boom long after it was already widely used

absolute runt on /dpt/ thinks it's literally impossible to sum all primes below 2 million. posted the solution and he says "39 errors in it, see if you can find him" fucking twat probably compiled it with c99 and not c11. hate runts so fucking much

>>73695966
link

>>73695958
Sorry, I am Autistic

966
easy with sieve

>>73695973
>>>/g/59931062

bet he's so smug in his ignorance

>>73695966
knowing any programming language is runty

>there are people who are studying something that requires more than one smote of effort

don't do this

>>73695950
I think he wasn't from krautchan, but from an actual polish IB where he was originally created and later popularized by the aftermentioned polish poster in krautchan.
t. Arch-mememancer.

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The Savage Club, founded in 1857, is a gentlemen's club in London.

The founding meeting of the Savage Club took place on 12 October 1857, after a letter was sent to prospective members.

The letter advised it would be '"a meeting of gentlemen connected with literature and the fine arts, and warmly interested in the promotion of Christian knowledge, and the sale of exciseable liquors'"

>'When about a dozen of our original members were assembled in the place selected for their meeting, it became a question what the Club should be called. Everyone in the room suggested a title. One proposed the “Addison”, another the “Johnson”, a third the “Goldsmith”, and so forth. At last, after we had run the whole gamut of famous literary names of the modern period, a modest member in the corner suggested the “Shakespeare”. This was too much for the gravity of one of the company (the late Robert Brough) whose keen sense of humour enabled him, in the midst of our enthusiasm, to perceive that we were bent on making ourselves ridiculous. “Who are we,” he said, “that we should take these great names in vain? Don’t let us be pretentious. If we must have a name, let it be a modest one—that signifies as little as possible.”

>Whereupon a member called out, in a spirit of pure wantonness, “The Savage”. Robert's sense of humour was once again tickled. “The very thing!” he exclaimed. “No one can say that there is anything pretentious in assuming that name."

Famous members are:
King Edward VII
Alexander Fleming (noble prize scientist)
Earl Mountbatten

chinese gf

>>73695987
even WITHOUT using a sieve it's still possible. don't know what he's on about talking about it'll be undefined. some novice programmer tries to solve something for an hour and then says it's impossible in full confidence in himself

>>73695966
>>73695991
I shan't ever comprehend programming. Yes I'm jell t b h

how bad is it to eat medium chicken?

asking for a friend

>>73695991
i called them a retard for you

oblivion is the best elder scrolls game

morrowind is severely overrated

>>73696005
>hmmm why yes i do say ol' chap bloody marvelous
Christ, we were even bigger faggots back then than we are now. That's something

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cindy

hate when ugly girls have great bodies

>>73696022
thanks
>>73696011
give it a shot, python's reaaaally easy to get the hang of. http://www.learnpython.org/en/Hello%2C_World%21 just change the code in the left hand side to do what it asks and hit run. plenty of people program as a hobby

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Business idea: make an app that lists the price of meat at local butchers so people don't overpay for chicken has been pumped full of "chicken flavored solution" from your local supermarket.

Thoughts?

>>73696044
hate it when i see a pretty girl i'd assume to be in my league with a chad bf later

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>that first beer shit after your morning coffee

skyrim is obviously the best elder scrolls game because it was the first one that i ever even heard about so obviously the others weren't as good

>>73696057
Why did you shoot that old man in Ohio?

>>73696044
Can you explain why? Srs because I feel similarly

skyrim is a guilty pleasure of mine

>>73696052
DELETE

What was the last meme /b/ created? Fucksake I bet /brit/ on its own has churned out more OC than that shithole for the past 3 years. Honestly gives me a weird feeling of sadness

>>73696044
had one of those hit on me when i was 16, she wasn't even that ugly (just had a bit of a hook nose) and she had perfect chebs

turned her down though and now 6 years later i'm still a virgin

>>73696048
i found one of the c variations easier than python
i think it was c+
python was too strict

>>73696034
>we were even bigger faggots back then
>biggest empire of that given time
There's a difference between being classy and faggy.

>>73696074
not sure. maybe i think they don't deserve it or i just think its a shame to see good assets go to waste

>>73696089
C# i imagine you're talking about. i've never used it before but i know that unity uses it and graphics people use it too. i'd say python's the opposite of strict though, it's dynamically typed so everything is checked at runtime

>>73696087
There is literally 4 people on /b/ above the age of 18

>girl has clear interest in me
>see her visibly lose interest, respect, and attraction for me after prolonged contact

>>73696101
It's sort of like cheating. They're ugly but technically attractive.

Bit autistic but w/e

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The Truce of God or Treuga Dei had its origin in Normandy.

The Peace and Truce of God was a movement in the Middle Ages that applied spiritual sanctions to limit the violence of feuding and against peasants, women, and children.


Children and women (virgins and widows) were added to the early protections. It prohibited nobles from invading churches, from beating the defenseless, from burning houses, and so on.

The Peace of God prohibited fighting on Sundays and feria (feast days on which people were not obliged to work).

This prohibition was subsequently extended to specific days of the week, viz., Thursday, in memory of the Ascension, Friday, the day of the Passion, and Saturday, the day of the Resurrection.

By the middle of the twelfth century the number of proscribed days was extended until there was left some eighty days for fighting all year.

The eighteenth-century British historian Edward Gibbon, interpreting Tacitus, Germania §40, detected a parallel among the pagan German tribes who worshipped a goddess of the earth:
>"During her progress the sound of war was hushed, quarrels were suspended, arms laid aside, and the restless Germans had an opportunity of tasting the blessings of peace and harmony. "

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>cool hair colour ...
What did she mean by this?

https://youtu.be/dITNkUKpXtQ?t=399

>I'm German Irish so we got a lot of potatoes in my background

no point learning how to program unless you're creative enough to come up with stuff to program

don't even know what programming is

>>73696177
-> >>73696157

>>73696062
Oblivion was the best one

>>73696109
only ever had 2 girls interested in me and that was after prolonged periods of talking so it musn't say much about my looks

whince when i hear people refer to themselves as an animal's mum or dad

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Should I open up to my friend about my depression lads?

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The ideal of lasting peace was especially advocated by Christian church officials throughout the centuries.

The Treaty of London in 1518 was a major non-aggression pact between the European nations.

The treaty reflected considerable glory upon the reign of its designer, King Henry VIII. It allowed Henry VIII to greatly increase his standing in European political circles, to the extent that England became seen as a third major power.

All European countries except for Islamic Turkey were invited to London (Russia was not considered to be a part of Europe, but of Asia at that time).

The treaty hoped to bind the 20 leading states of Europe into peace with one another, and thus end warfare between the states of Europe. It was then ratified by other European nations and the Pope.

Wars broke out in a few years including wars between Denmark and Sweden. The peace movement however continued for next centuries and became part of the Enlightenment movement in the 18th century.

>>73696216
no

>>73696216
No. Absolutely not.

>>73696216
No.

peronsal theory is that frogposting has its origins in foul bachelor frog memes

>>73696216
Of course not you dumb cunt

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Why do anglos hate food so much and relegate it to pure functionalism or maybe baser indulgence?

What is it about us that never tried to turn food preparation into an 'art form' in the way the French or Japanese did?

>>73696216
no

tell us

When Columbus' proposal was initially rejected, Isabella I of Castile convoked another assembly, made up from sailors, philosophers, astrologers and others to reexamine the project. The experts considered absurd the distances between Spain and the Indies that Columbus calculated.

The monarchs also became doubting, but a group of influential courtiers convinced them that they would lose little if the project failed and would gain much if it succeeded.

The Capitulations of Santa Fe between Christopher Columbus and the Catholic Monarchs were signed in Santa Fe, Granada on April 17, 1492.

They granted Columbus the titles of Admiral of the Ocean Sea, the Viceroy, the Governor-General and honorific Don, and also the tenth part of all riches to be obtained from India.

>>73696216

fuck no, see a psychologist if you want someone to talk to about your so-called "problems"

>>73696164
if you're talking about recreationally, there's plenty of small program tasks you can do as mental challenges. like how to most efficiently tell if two strings are permutations of each other

>>73696216
nope it will always end badly

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>>73696253
Lol

>>73696263
>rat arse and spiderwebs
>art
Yeah, no thanks, I'm content with my full English

>>73696269
>When Columbus' proposal was initially rejected,
bc it was wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkOMAQAcBKE
is this the mst3k that /tv/ always raves about? its shit

>>73696280

what's the point if you could be using that time to learn something useful

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>>73696263
>us

>>73696284
when i used to use shampoo i would rub the foam on my armpits after rubbing it in my hair
still used proper soap afterwards

Anyone got a bunker with supplies for many years? Welp

>>73696316
Usually run some of it my pubes and arse hair to give them a wash

>>73696304
some people like learning how things they enjoy work

>>73696263
because it started as functional?

some cunt who just worked all day on some dust farm in the hot sun isn't going to then spend 2 hours sensually cooking some fancy dinner. he'll slam down some bread and then go to sleep.

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>>73696289
>full English

That's basically it, though. Take Bangers and Mash as an example of my point. Classic dish. Let's take a close look though - its a tubular chode-looking meat cylinder on top of some mushed up potatoes. It is lacking of any colour or aesthetic superfluousness - it is simply a balanced and pretty tasty meal.

If the french invented Bangers and Mash they'd probably have some plating system for how the bangers were supposed to be laid out, and they'd have some colourful vegetables mixed in there, and probably do something fancy with the potatoes.

>>73695639
Freedom ain't free

>>73696337
But it's delicious and has a balanced macronutrient profile.

Young kids get out of soccer practice and they grab kebabs.

>>73696263
don't care about food myself its just something i have to do to live
maybe its genetic
hearing foodies and chefs talk actually makes me cringe

>>73696353
>soccer

FOY

>>73696334

could just as easily find that out by googling "How does a programming language work?"

>>73696225
>>73696226
>>73696246
>>73696260
>>73696267
>>73696272
>>73696282
Why not

>>73695700
Wish I didn't take classics at A level

>>73696371

it's not socially acceptable behaviour and he'll never look at you the same way again

>>73696371
they'll feel burdened
they'll notice you making good times worse with your mood
they'll distance themselves from you
and for what? they don't have any solutions, just go to a professional

>>73696357
>the people on masterchef who talk about layers and textures of some wanky meal

cringe out of my skin desu

>>73696371
that's just not how to be friends with other lads

>>73696383
i did ancient history at a-level, literally the best decision i ever made in education.

>>73696371
Friendships with people who won't judge you for weakness are rare. Talk to a professor you trust if you're in uni or an old person in your community. I've received the best advice from those sorts of people.

>>73695898

> pretty advanced narrative

for it's time of course, game of thrones is arguably a better narrative.

>>73696371
because he will either find it very uncomfortable and try to avoid you to reduce the burden on himself, become far too responsible and hound you constantly about it or run his mouth to others about struggling

I've accidentally let how I'm feeling slip a couple of times by how I acted or a look or something and yeah, it's not flash

>>73696412
the village elders?

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>Anglos haven't discovered the nutritious joy of fried cheese

Wtf?

>>>/gif/10410996
love boobs

>>73696411
>tfw i took 5 STEM subjects a-level but barely passed foundation GCSE in english
think i might have the autism

>>73696423
Old people are repositories of life experience.

Some of them are dumb cunts but some aren't

>>73696427
singapore airlines put cheese in everything even fish sticks
its disgusting

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>Old people are repositories of life experience.

>>73696454
>singapore airlines

Billionaire boy fuck off

>>73696411
Thing is lad, I wanted to do medicine, and clueless twats were telling me to take a fourth humanities subject with fucking science and maths to impress the Unis and make myself seem ''cultured''

Didn't go well, and here I am lol

>>73696357
>hearing foodies and chefs talk actually makes me cringe

Same here, and I don't know what causes this, but boy, do I ever feel it.

I was seeing my extended family over Christmas break, and the hosts (my aunt and uncle, childless champagne socialists, guardian subscribers, travellers, and "wineaholics") decided that in lieu of turkey et al we would have this strange mishmash of different side dishes and appertifs from the world over. All sorts of little jars housing different tastes that you were supposed to apply to various parts of your tongue in a very specific order. A dozen or so different cheeses, including a very expensive cave cheese with crystallized mold. A fondue with various small edible things to immerse in. Chocolate covered nuts with caramel, Himalayan salt, and other unnecessary condiments to dip them in.

And I sat there for forty minutes watching all my relatives slowly chew, roll their eyes up in bliss, and let out little "ohhh"s and "mmmhmm"s. And then listen to the sounds of open mouth, and then shut mouths when they were full of something quite viscous like caramel, smacking away with that globular sound.

Absolutely fucking disgusting. Foodies are the worst fucking people who belong on the lowest level of hell. God got it wrong - gluttony is in fact the deadliest sin.

>>73696462
i fly emirates now instead

going to start tagging again

keep a fucking eye out lads you'll be seeing me up everywhere gonna get busy on these skreets

>>73696371
I`ve done that, they don`t know how to deal unless they are depressed, a friends advice, don`t say nothing, the relation gets totally weird because of that

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The Maya civilization developed in an area that encompasses southeastern Mexico.

Classic Maya social organization was based on the ritual authority of the ruler, rather than central control.

During the 9th century AD, the central Maya region suffered major political collapse. Both the capitals and their secondary centres were generally abandoned within a period of 50 to 100 years.

One by one, cities stopped sculpting dated monuments. Squatters moved into abandoned royal palaces and Mesoamerican trade routes shifted.

No universally accepted theory explains this collapse.

>>73696478
I thought emirates food was grim. I like the tablet TV thing though.

>>73696511
Fuck off wiki spammer

>>73696432
Imagine being a horny, sexually depraved virgin who spends his days on an online anime imageboard collecting and posting gifs of women teasing their breasts.

Grim.

>>73696478

still fly qantas but might fuck em off after that incident near hong kong. cant die just yet

>>73696471
ok but the personal value in classics and ancient history is excellent if you keep up your reading. you are never bored as there is always more to look at or read being so vast and varied subjects.

>>73696529
as opposed to an irl anime imageboard where you cut them out and sellotape them to the wall

>>73696479
You need your head caved in

>>73696514
i turn away all meals anyway, it was mostly cause i was sick of changi and now its just habit

>>73696522
Why are you so mad

who /dontgiveafuckaboutfoodquality/ here

I'd eat just about anything that wasn't literal shit put in front of me

>>73696550
Haha, yeah

*turns away from you and chats with mates*

The unlucky of the Aussies that they are unable to fly in the goat Lufthansa with lots os liquor for free

>>73696560
Depends how long your flight is I suppose. Cunts woke me up to give be shitty food last flight though I wish I didn't bother. However the simultaneously Kosher + Halal meal option was a new one on me.

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>why no, i don't masturbate exclusively to overweight women

>>73696565
I'd modify that by saying taste > sophistication.

>>73696474
>apply to various parts of your tongue
did they stop following science a 100 years ago?

>>73696594
there's a difference between something not tasting good and something being inedible because of the taste

just munch it down

>>73696579

used to get all the qt euro airlines

now they've been replaced by the arab ones ree

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>when you see posts copying your shitposts and gimmicks

Really gives me a warm fuzzy feeling

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What did Mr. Nosenberg say to the wagecuck?

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> God got it wrong - gluttony is in fact the deadliest sin.

>>73696533
I could have done that in my own free time and leisure in between studies, instead of having to read the entire Aeneid the night before my exam because I so wanted to be ''that doctor who did classics teehee so quirky''

Sure it was interesting af, but it's not worth jeopardising your compulsory subjects [if you're doing STEM]

>>73696616
Nah m8. You've gone too far. Taste matters.

But a lightly seasoned fatty steak served with simply prepared carbohydrate is GOAT.

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im taking down names

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After the death of Frederick II in 1250, the German kingdom was divided between his son Conrad IV (died 1254) and William of Holland (died 1256). Conrad's death was followed by the Interregnum, during which no king achieved political supremacy.

Princes began to consolidate their holdings, becomming even more independent.

The Imperial crown was contested between Richard of Cornwall, son of King John of England, supported by the Welf party, and Alfonso X of Castile, who was recognized by the Hohenstaufen party, but never set foot on German soil.

After Prince Richard's death in 1273, the Interregnum ended with the unanimous election of Rudolf Hapsburg. Rudolf was the first king of the Romans of the Habsburg dynasty.

>>73696629
It's a bank holiday.

>>73696646
>But a lightly seasoned fatty steak served with simply prepared carbohydrate is GOAT.
better than a greasy fried drumstick coated with carbohydrates?

>>73696636
he's right though, people who express audible joy at food need their own holocaust

>>73696650

piss off

>>73696637
fair point, but its done now so enjoy it as there is no reverse button.

>>73696657
Does that mean Lidls is closed again?

>>73696659
You know what I mean. Simple flavors like salty, fatty, sweet are the best.

Foodies are like economists; they think complexity is goodness.

>>73696661
this

it's not cocaine so stop acting like it is

>>73696661
try meeting foodies whose favourite foods to comment on are basically burgers and chicken wings

it's like meeting an art critic who comments most on mens toilet stall graffiti

when did dogs become a maymay?

what caused it? a whole buncha twenty-somethings have french bulldogs and other meme dogs. must be instagram or summat

>>73696679
I dunno, the Lidl near me isn't closed today.

>>73696697
Hmmm alri

>>73696617
Arabs one here are almost inexistent, operate only to Asia (but too expensive, KML is better to do this kind of flight here), Argentina (cheaper then the local ones) and Mexico

If you hate foodies you'll enjoy this.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/09/le-cinq-paris-restaurant-review-jay-rayner

>>73696646
i'd prefer not to eat something shitty but if i do, i'll still eat it. I can't remember the last time i've ever not eaten a meal because i didnt like the taste, and i've eaten some shockers in my time.

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>>73696694
about 2008

>>73696694
2013 with tumblr's doge meme

>>73696719
i read that last week or whenever it came out, quite funny, that food was shocking.

>>73696682
Complexity is indeed a high virtue in cooking though

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>come downstairs at 2:30am
>have a beef patty
>finish it off with a croissant topped with nutella
>while I'm cleaning up i see a red box in the cupboard
>it's a box of fancy ramen
>it's in the microwave now

Why do i always binge eat when i'm at my parents house?

My appetite seems endless

>>73696769
imposter

>>73696774
because you're eating nothing but shitty carbs and sugar?

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>Why do i always binge eat when i'm at my parents house?
>My appetite seems endless

>>73696694
Normie twats who think that owning a cute dog will compensate for their shite personality and make them seem like nice people

Ever seen beta-males on tinder who take pictures with dogs? Cringe

Women are rats. Gas them all.

Remember Football Yank? Whatever happened to him.

>>73696786
Yesterday I ate about 3 pounds of bbqd chicken with large portions of rice

Then had about 4 beef patties and ice cream later that night

>>73696803
Men who fawn over their dogs like children are disgusting.

>>73696754
That's the mark of a good chef - an ability to make diverse flavors work together. Doesn't mean it's better tasting than a curry over white rice.

>>73696803
why are you looking at blokes on Tinder?

>>73696694
The dog was the first domesticated species. It's domestication took place in modern Switzerland in 13000 BC. Their long association with humans has led dogs to be uniquely attuned to human behavior.

Domestic dogs preform complex behaviors, such as bite inhibition, whereby the animal learns to moderate the strength of its bite.

Ancient wolves, and their dog descendants, would have derived significant benefits from living in or near human camps.

Humans would also have derived enormous benefit from the dogs associated with their camps.

The archaeological record shows the first undisputed dog remains buried beside humans 14,700 years ago.

>>73696718

dont think I'd feel safe on a BR airline

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Ramen's ready

Don't know why cats are the effeminate man's pet when the most effeminate pet-related behavior I see is how numales treat their own dogs.

>>73696842
They are safe, but the service and price are just ridiculous, expensive and shitty as fuck, just Azul is good (named the best low cost airline in the world but the most expensive one here)

thai chicANO is on a skype call with liam right now

>>73696864
its because they're not seen as tough like big dogs

>>73696850
Enjoy. Looks good.

Not that bullshit stream faggotry again

>>73696719
wew that is an absolute rekking of that place

>>73696888
Dubs and I pour the rest of the sriracha in it

>>73696874

>no incidents or accidents

nice, nice.

>sriracha
about one bowl of pho away from being a numale

hello liam

Had a dream where I was doing an endless sloppy shit

Had a dream where I was in Thailand

>>73696915
At least paying 100 Euros to a local flight has benefits

What do you lads think of the tune, "Move On Now" by HardFi?

>mates invited me to a rick and morty night

hmmmm busy that day I think boyos

Had a dream I was thinking about as I woke up but now can't remember

i bags making the next thread

if anyone should beat me to it using underhanded means such as earliness, may his soul be cast into the deepest circle of hell and his thread deleted by the volunteer janitorial staff

>>73696831
ughh your internalized racism is so sad :((

>>73696964
what does that even mean

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>rick and morty night

fucking ghastly

Remember that mong last night who thought a cheese pizza was a Margherita

>>73696964
the company you keep says a lot about you and it says you're a nu-male redditor

>>73696969
>bags
It's bagsy

>>73696962
dont rate like hard to beat tho x

>>73696850
Looks shit. Noodles overdone. Broth is a weird colour

>>73696982
>>73696864
>>73696924
Will you shut the fuck up.

>>73696835
>Switzerland
what

pretty sure it was the middle east

>>73696985
it's bags in australia

but if it will waylay any confusion or create any loopholes, i bagsy it as well, and also call dibs while i'm at it

>>73696970
I'm just open about my self-hatred.

Beyonce got a nosejob and wears a blonde wig while throwing up a black power fist.

Had a dream here people of my class in college were not a bunch of mongoloids

wew lads, few benzos and a few beers and next thing I know i'm waking up fully clothed 12 hours later

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>>73696998
>it's bags in australia

>>73696982

been here longer than you ya yank mong

>>73696973

spose they all head round to one of the lads joints and watch a bunch of 'sodes

>>73697008
Stupid boy

>>73696833
Friends with normie birds, we flick through their tinder and usually laugh at the humongous twats on there

>>73697008
Mate you shouldn't mix those

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>tfw posted the faceapp pictures i've been posting in /brit/ since January on /pol/ and now it's all they are posting about

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does this indicate a sale or is it just showing you their price vs RRP?

>>73697015
:(

>>73696996
only two (You)s, you uppity piglet

>>73697018
Fuck off normie

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How are you supposed to drink this?

I just tried slurping it and instantly started coughing, and my throat is spicy now

>>73697008
Last time i did that I also woke up fully clothed but it was in my bathtub and it was full of water

>>73697018
Yo m8. Planning on going to Brno/Prague in August for the MotoGP. Is Brno fun?

>>73697036
Stupid twat.

>>73697018
fair

>>73697025
b-but it's fun

it's only dangerous if you drink a lot, right?

>>73697043
kek

>>73697030
It's meant to indicate a sale but many shops use it as a permanent way to show how much they are marking off RRP.

Drank almost an entire bottle of vodka last night and I feel fine, just a little tired

Baffling

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>standing up to wipe your arse

>>73697042
I don't think it's compulsory

>>73697057
Probably still drunk, wait for the afternoon. Had a few hangovers hit me later on.

>>73697042
Don't, it's just a salty estrogen water

>>73697060
WOW the lungs of a smoker

remember that lad who thought guys have the same hands as girls

>>73697042
You drink while eating the Ramen....

havnae touched a bev since NYE

>>73697080
>>73697060
wow! made me think!

>>73697051
Never been tbf lad, it's the second largest city so it can't be bad

>>73697056
i don't like sites that don't tell me when a sale ends
v rude

>>73697066
>>73697074
It tastes delicious though

>>73697081
Pretty sure that was the pizza guy too.

hanoi was decent

bowl of pho and a can of coke for $1.50AU

>>73697083
drinking culture is literally degenerate
there is objectively no reason to ever lose your ability for self restraint

>>73696997
Nope. Dogs were being domesticated in Europe before they were being domesticated in the Middle-East.

GOing to go for a run today, my first in several years.

What should I do lads?

>>73697098
dip bread in it then

I once went to DFS and nothing was on sale

>>73697104
go for a run

>>73697092
Any tips for enjoying Prague?

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>>73697119

I'm not happy today :c

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>>73697110
Fuck sakes thailad you're a genius

>>73697102
>no reason to ever lose your ability for self restraint
Only weaklings and retards lose their actual self-restraint. My executive function is fine on the cusp of blacking out. This gregarious "ayy The Hangover lmao!!!" shit is something postured by people because they think that's how you ought to act, or they know that they can get away with silly shit while drunk.

Have you ever met any serious alcoholics? They don't sperg out when drunk.

>>73697102

call me a deano or whatever but I love getting hammered and having a bit of a dance

>no reason to ever lose your ability for self restraint

its fun and my insecurities vanish x

>>73697121
Avoid cheap brothels

>>73697134
Not thailad

>>73697128
have a teaspoon of cement and harden the fuck up

>>73697121
Seek out the cheapest brothels.

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>>73697141

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>>73697139
>>73697145

>>73697103
then why is the most primitive dog native to the middle east

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>>73697150

>>73697136
are you serious? i've seen plenty of completely fucked alcoholics do sperg shit when theyre really drunk.

there is a point where you just dont have any inhibition, it just takes more to reach than a 6 pack of bud lite

>>73697138
deano or whatever

>>73697172
but.. how ca- what..

>>73697173
>completely fucked alcoholics

I doubt you've met any in ayy fosters lmao australia. Alcoholics aren't people who drink a lot socially but people who die of cirrhosis in their thirties. They never do stupid gregarious shit.

Going to sleep lads, God may save our soul (Jah in the case of the Ethiopian mate)

>>73697121
I'm assuming you'll be alone, go to a hostel and get drunk and high as fuck with people from all over the world, or use an app or something to find people to chill with

Are you actually African lad? If you're tall and/or good looking you will get girls. Dress smart casual.

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>>73697102
>drinking culture is literally degenerate

Who cares? Degenerate by which standards? Why is being degenerate bad if you enjoy it.

>there is objectively no reason to ever lose your ability for self restraint

1. It's fun
2. Helps me make friends
3. Helps me relieve stress and anxiety from working and having a family and take the weight off myself for a bit

All good reasons.

>>73697143
but I'm just lethargic and lack motivation

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>>73697192
I'm on holiday in Australia I am the real Thailad

Pretty sure I always behave myself when I'm blackout drunk. Still happens way too often though.

>>73697194
>They never do stupid gregarious shit.

Are you trolling?

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>>73697215
Then who am I?

>>73697206
>1. It's fun
Except it's not fun

>2. Helps me make friends
Pathetic that you need to be intoxicated to make friends

>3. Helps me relieve stress and anxiety from working and having a family and take the weight off myself for a bit
There are better ways to do this that don't involve actively inhibiting your brain's ability to process

And a last tip, never drink "dry vodka" instead of dry martini, it`s just garbage

>>73697163
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_domesticated_animals

Fun fact: the wheel, earliest language, musical instrument, weapon of war, human depection in art, copper smelting. and calendar also are in Europe.

Middle East has them beat on developing agriculture and proper cities though

>>73697234
a big fat sweaty nonce

>>73697225
No. My entire family is full of serious alcoholics, and they are all serious depressive people. They get drunk and stare aimlessly.

>>73697217
>wake up
>blacked out the night before
>worried and anxious that I pissed off, offended or hurt my friends

99.9% of times I didn't. I can only think of 2 times I actually did something bad (I don't mean embarrassing I mean that I did something that hurt/offended a friend of mine), I'm a very happy/friendly drunk, but still, I'm always worried in the morning.