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real counties of the uk edition
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Hate pakis. Hate posh cunts. Hate wogs. Hate special needs. Hate foreners. NOT racist just don't like them simple as. Love pints
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NEED A FRESH LASAGNA
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anime
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>>73691666
Yeah I bet Juncker and Merkel are just quaking in their boots right now.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

it's time for your daily dose of primus
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2hus
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i thought the air gear manga was pretty good. for the few 50 or whatever chapters at least. i remember it getting a bit old
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/09/02/right-wing-people-more-likely-to-be-happier-with-their-sex-lives/
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I dream of a united Lancashire.
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reminder the hottest politicsfu going is a lefty lady from denmark, you mighta heard of her
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A Holy Day 364 days away?
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>>73691688
me right now except we didn't even fuck and she's leaving the country for a week ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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>>73691684
The city of Birmingham lies in 3 different counties on this map
These borders are shit and make no sense after the population dispersed with the industrial revolution
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Can someone explain this to me:
If we were brutal cunts to our colonies, and exploited their resources constantly, how are any of them doing well at all while we're freezing our arses off in broken brexit Britain. Why the fuck didn't we take more off of the bastards?
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Hate pints, Hate football, Hate the poor, Hate racists, Hate Tesco. NOT posh, just don't like them chavs simple as. Love French champagne
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http://thefederalist.com/2016/09/08/12-reasons-science-shows-conservative-women-best-sex/
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women are only good for fucking and bringing kids
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>>73691755
god speed
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>>73691713
Of course they are
Break up of their retarded union
Having to bail out Italy's banks and Greece again
lmao @ their lives
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>>73691764
>>73691737
>triggered lad from last thread who doesn't have a gf
pottery
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>>73691729
Most of our ex colonies are dumps

The industrial revoltuon was a mistake
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>>73691755
rip :(
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>>73691746
Danish?

Sure you're not thinking of Li Andersson from Finland?
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>>73691784
haha allllll aboard!
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>>73691784
>Most of our ex colonies are dumps
so is the UK
at least India has a space program and possibly a bright future
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>>73691760
you spent all the money you took from them on benefits
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>>73691773
>average leftist attitude towards women

and you have the audacity to call yourselves feminists

you should be ashamed of yourselves
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>>73691773
you say this but you've never fucked and never will have children? pathetic little man
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>>73691808
pajeet
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>>73691737
>>73691764
nu-males BTFO
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>>73691808
>so is the UK

No it's fucking brilliant here compared to the third world and middle east

>at least India has a space program and possibly a bright future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
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>>73690831
same
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>>73691800
helle thorning shmidt you cunt
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BAD gf:
>hates white males/ muh patriarchy
>hates the rich
>hates immigrants/ nonwhites

GOOD gf:
>hates taxes
>hates benefits/welfare
>looks down on the poor and lazy
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Business idea:next time we colonise anywhere do it properly so when we get criticised it's well deserved
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>>73691777
>Deluded brexitards are still bleating the "breakup of the union" meme

lmao
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>>73691838
she's married to kinnock's son ffs
and she's chubby
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no 'alt-right qt' can even compete with this beauty

>tfw Ana will never berate you for being a fat fuck while whipping you half to death and screaming about 'being better than you'
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>>73691737
>centre right below centrists
good feel desu
sure the "very right wing" lads are lying, they live in a fantasy land in most other respects so no reason why not
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>>73691808
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got non-small cell lung cancer up in both lungs, the brain mets aren't too bad but these spine mets just hurt like a bitch at times to be honest, only position that feels good is a completely straight back
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pretty amazing that at 13 years old magnus carlsen played gary kasparov to a draw
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>>73691844
BAD gf:
>doesn't share my political views

GOOD gf:
>shares my political views

could've saved yourself some typing
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two white knights replied to me hahahaha
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>>73691844
>when there's roads
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>>73691808

mfw Britiain is the only nation to ever develop space launch capabilities but not currently have them. Labour was a mistake.
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>>73691808
>at least India has a space program and possibly a bright future
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492394712694.webm
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>>73691825
if the UK kept up its space program it would legitimately be a global power far beyond what it is currently in 20 years

the countries with native space launch capabilities are going to be the ones at the top of the ladder this century.
that's why every shit tier equatorial nation is trying to get a space program running, it could mean a total reversal of fortunes where poor polar countries have to pay wealthy equatorial ones to ship goods, ships and satellites into space.
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>>73691850
>Deluded remoanertards still think we aren't leaving

lmao
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why does the fat mexican post here? he's just a boring /pol/ mong but with even less idea of british politics than the rest of that lot
very off
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>>73691860
Would change all of my views completely for 1 night with her
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>>73691876
oh its you again
fuck off
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>>73691895
its really sad honestly
I have a book about Britains space program which is really good.
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>>73691911
fuck off he's unironically one of the best posters here

very few posters bring originality to the general and he's one of them
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GOOD gf:
>holds no particular view and will meekly agree with me on anything politics-related

BAD gf:
>anything else
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THICC
TORY
MUMMIES
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>>73691903
Business idea:colonise equatorial countries after they develop space ports
Britannia rules the stars
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BAD gf
>female

GOOD gf
>female
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>>73691903

This 100%, regardless of whether they were right or left our gov really fucked up here. Hopefully Canada will take pity and let us use their launch sites in future.
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the white knight hates me
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love having a proper argument with the chinese gf about taiwan lads
even occasionally suggest hong kong is rightfully ours
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>>73691876
how long do you have to live?
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>>73691909
The only union that's breaking up is the UK mate.
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UK? more like poo gay, lmfao
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>>73691945
here's your ideal gf
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GOOD gf:
>has opinions and beliefs but acknowledges they're hers and doesn't get upset at other people having other beliefs

BAD gf:
>opinionated runts who argue with everyone if they don't share their view

there, easy as
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>>73691943
>jumping in to defend his fellow countrymen
every time
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>>73691961
we have no launch sites either lol
Canada is destined to be an American vassal forever considering the choices our government has made over the decades.

at least we have a decent space program though our alliance with the US since we have the right to use their launch sites and facilities.
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>>73691964
haha good lad
have you convinced her about taiwan yet?
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in reddit they told me being a white knight is a good thing
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>>73691970
i would say longer than 6 months, probably less than a year but perhaps longer depending on how treatment goes
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>>73691961
use australias m8 (just gotta make them) haahahahahahaha
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>>73691970
he hasn't been diagnosed yet he just wants (you)s and attention more generally
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>>73691984
thank you
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That Canadian keeps trying and keeps failing doesn't he.

>>73691689
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>>73692015
hopefully a miracle happens and you live a long and happy life
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>>73691979
Nah
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I hate women

Hate most men as well

Everyones a cunt
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>>73691938

You dont have to tell me m8, like you've said its gunna be a huge thing in the next 10-20 year. The fact we gave up the capacity to compete will be our ultimate downfall, i mean we're barely clinging on to global relevancy as it is. Hopefully mummy may will see the light and at the very least renew our ICBM programs.
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TAKE YOUR SEATS BESIDE ME AT THE ROUND TABLE AND, IN THE NAME OF GOD ALMIGHTY, HELP BANISH THE LONG NIGHT AND RESTORE CHIVALRY ACROSS THE LAND.
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>>73692052
radical misanthropist
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how do I find a gf?
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>>73692052
a few syllables off a haiku
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wait wait
are some lads here suggesting we'd be more important if we fired resources into space to achieve nothing?
quite... ummm... quite odd if i do say so myself
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>>73692071
Go to the gf store
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>>73692052
Is that you, Alan?
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Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver
'n she shows it off to all her friends
One day you know that beaver tried to leave her
so she caged him up with cyclone fence
Along came Lou with the old baboon
he said I recognize that smell
Smells like seven layers
That beaver eatin' Taco Bell!
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>>73692045
thanks, it's a fucking bummer because NSC lung cancer treatment is moving forward so rapidly, honestly in 10 years i doubt anyone will be even dying from this, best i can hope for is to just keep myself alive for along as possible and see what happens i guess
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>>73692078
space mining and shit like that is gonna be a thing and relying on other countries to launch your shit means a lot of strings attached
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>>73692071
all you have to do is make conversation with random women
only it's easy to make an ass of yourself if you dont do it often
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>sitting on an island
>throw my food and shelter into the sea
haha! now my life is better!
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Australia? more like ausfailia, lmfao
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>>73692055
its not too late, the market is still embryonic right now and the technology has advanced enough where it would be very easy for a country like the UK to get a rocket program going if the will and investment was there.
you lot can even restart the old relationship with Australia where your rocket bases were located there and in exchange they had preferential treatment. similar to what Canada has with the USA.

people just need to push their MPs more on these issues. Sadly considering the situation in your government I don't think it will happen.
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>>73692117
Greater London
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>>73692071
has the government been in contact regarding a state supplied gf?
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>>73692078

The future is dominance of outer space, this isnt an opinion this is a matter of fact. Whoever controls these corridors will be a superpower.
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>>73692104
wanna team up?
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>>73692117
off your head aren't you mate
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>>73692078
britain produces a huge portion of the satellites in space at the moment, so we're already firing resources into space but paying others to do it
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>>73692052
human consciousness was a mistake
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funny how the only attractive left-wing women are centre-leftist and centrist liberals and Blairites

actually left wing women are fat, ugly or mentally ill, and often promiscuous
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reminder friendly jordies literally has relatives in the ALP
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hehehehhee
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>>73692088
https://clyp.it/wphussur
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>>73692138
why didn't they mention this in the 4 years of IR i've studied?
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my da would batter your da in a fight
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just got a job where i have to wear a high visibility shirt

i've achieved the australian dream
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>>73692136
I've heard the bennie gfs are rank, I want to discover one myself
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>>73692165
yeah cunt well my da fucked your mum and made you
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>>73692139
honestly that's probably what will happen. i can see australia becoming a conduit for launches of allied nations and using that as leverage to have our shit put into space.
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doing a late night naughty masturbate

shhh don't tell
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>>73692160
very good
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saw sis on her lappy
found furry porn site in her bookiemarks
bit disappointed tbqh
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>>73692149
>right-wing women
Literally do not exist
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>>73692151
what's wrong with that?
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>>73692151
doesn't really count for much, i'm unironically related to kevin rudd and i'm the rorkiest rorke who ever rorked
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Look at this pair of fucking old cunts hahahaha
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>>73692190
mindless christian girls
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x0XbONrnm0

Is this the Mexican poster?
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d-danish...
g-gambit...
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reminder friendlyjordies is a top lad and a qt to booty
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>>73692165
my da would positively heem your da in a fight
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>>73692183
really makes me think
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>>73692190
mothers and wives usually
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>>73692164

Because until a country is confident in its space capacities it will be a badly kept secret.
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>>73692224
how did you find out then?
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>>73692180
theyre not that bad desu, still waiting for my state issued gf to arrive though. it's been a while.
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>>73692242
My dad works for NASA
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Will Northerners finally realise their true destiny down t'space mines
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>>73692242
I'm CIA
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no you are MI6
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Therapist hasn't e-mailed me back
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>>73692242
my dad works for nintendo
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>>73692279
You are gay LOL
>>73692258
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>>73692242
got a telescope
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>>73692282
kill him
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>>73692104
not just that
launching any kind of satellites, for communication, military, research, anything. already a fuckload of what we take for granted is completely reliant on satellites.
a country that can launch its own whenever it wants has a massive advantage and can figuratively fill the sky with shiny new satellites while spacelet nations have to pay out the ass and wait in line for the privilege.
its a HUGE advantage that will only grow with time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NJZre-2QBE
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>>73692146
t.thomas ligotti
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>>73692288
just laughed out loud at this LMAO
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night
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>>73692282
probably thinks you're nutso lmao
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>>73692117
is this biting satire about the futility of space exploration?
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*plays with your hair*
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>>73692242

Like i said badly kept secret.
The tech is there but how to actually utilise is whats causing problems, just read up on it if you are actually interested.
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princess is leaking LOL
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>>73692103
>honestly in 10 years i doubt anyone will be even dying from this

people have been saying that since the 1950s lad
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*plays with your skin*
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>>73692072
Gloria al bravo pueblo >>73692344
*pushes you*
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*makes eye contact with the 'cide*
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i reckon mars will have prison colonies on it like australia did
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LEAKING out my ass
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>>73692344
*kisses you*
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>>73692201
>what's wrong with that?

well he's literally never said anything bad about the ALP ever
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reckon most people here enjoy Monty Python but don't discuss it because apparently it's "reddit" to like it because it's popular, even though Monty Python was popular before reddit even existed
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>>73692345
i mean i am kinda but your argument that whoever controls space is the next superpower is bullshit
america already dominates space and it's a symbol of their superpower status not a cause of it
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Yer ma buys Avon
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*stares into the abyss*
*it ain't me starts playing*
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He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster.
And if thou gaze long into the 'cide, the 'cide will also gaze into thee.
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>>73692360
*slowly caresses your thigh and make my way up to your waist*
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>>73692396
it's alright but i think it's overrated because most young people grew up with it and saw it before they'd developed any critical thinking skills, same deal with star wars
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*makes a living human doll out of you*
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>>73691684
who green croydon master rice here?
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the robot wars final was decent lads
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>>73692396
I unabashedly love it
So much stuff in there people are scared to replicate in modern sketch comedy
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>>73692396
The films and some of the sketches are good, but watching episodes of the TV show is painful.
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>>73692397
in the case of any war, space is the ultimate high ground
and putting satellites into orbit is very important for any modern nation's economy/infrastructure among other things.
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>>73692396
NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! haha right mate
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>>73692396
>apparently it's "reddit" to like it
Is it?

I love it. Life of Brian is easily one of the funniest films ever.
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nah grandad, monty python is shite
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>>73692394
hasn't he? feel like he'd bash the labor right
and tbf he makes no secret of the fact he's for labor
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>>73692396
dont be scared if they call you reddit, i'll protect you
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pretty nice
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>>73692425
it can be hit or miss but the good bits are really good
all the films are fantastic too.
I watched holy grail a billion times as a kid.
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monty python is so fucking overrated. shitty yank sitcoms are funnier.

peep show is the pinnacle of pom-com
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>>73691895
skylon my nigga
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>>73692454
absurdist humour can be very funny lad

Don't need to be high and mighty about your sharp wit
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>>73692479
>peep show
now that is reddit
terrible sho
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>>73692479
>peep show is the pinnacle of pom-com

Wrong.
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>>73692478
holy grail is kinda shit imo, life of brian is their best film
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John Cleese is an ardent brexiteer and regularly heems sillycunts on twitter on the subject
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>>73692479
>pom-com
thats not a thing
it just rhymes
it's not a thing
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>>73692479
>shitty yank sitcoms are funnier.
>peep show is the pinnacle of pom-com
it's funny because peep show is yank-tier shite
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>>73692479
>pom-com
*gets you in a headlock*
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Trump for regime change in Syria.
Trump for NATO expansion.
Trump straining relations with Russia.
I thought foreign policy was *THE* reason Trump was to be supported from an anti-imperialist perspective.
Oh yeah, he's also destroying the environment, attacking workers, gutting social services, leading a rise in racism and white nationalism, and much more.
So predictable. So pathetic.
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>>73692479
my favorite humour is Louis de Funès
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>>73692469
when he was talking about the TPP he completely failed to mention that the labor party policy was to support it.

See that's what bothers me. He can be a leftist all he wants; all power to him. But when he's a blatant shill for one particular party rather than an ideology, then there's a problem.
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>>73692396
there's nothing wrong with it but obsessing over it and pretending it's le best show ever (especially when you don't watch other tv or don't know other british sketch shows of that time) is the sure sign of a reddit runt
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>>73692506
it is but my mum didn't let me watch it when I was young
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSO9OFJNMBA
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*calls you names*
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>>73692508
He's a moron.
He's was a Lib Dem who supported Obama but thought London wasn't "English" and then he supported UKIP and Brexit.
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>>73692532
he's allowed to support one realistic party over the other, and use his position to shill for it imo

but i do basically agree with him so i guess i'm biased
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literally just coined the term pom-com
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>>73692529
>favorite
>humour
make your fucking mind up, are you a yank or not?
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>>73692351
idk man so many lung cancer treatments have come out last 10 years or so, some of them keeping some people alive longer alive than chemo. chemo is so archaic desu dont think ill bother with it
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>>73692540
>my mum didn't let me watch it when I was young
is she one of those mental christian fundie types?
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>>73692557
Yep a real radical centrist
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>>73692524
freak
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runt just backtalked me and threw a can at my car
>>>/gif/10434358
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i am infact the creator of the term "pom-com"
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>>73692559
how does it feel being a lefty twat in 2017?
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don't know why americans want nuclear war against a weak nation like North korea
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>when you realize britons are mostly joking all the time
>tfw you will never know when they're actually serious
Very dangerous
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>>73692585
Tbf its a lot racier than holy grail which just has Michael Palin getting molested and a few beheadings
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was about to do a big fat wank over josie but she left me hanging
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>>73692319
ah, yes..
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>>73692577
>
merde britannique
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>>73692613
bretty good
excited to watch the world burn with a smug sense of superiority, especially brexit but also trump and europe
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Comedy I rate:

>Monty Python
>Peep Show
>It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>The Inbetweeners
>Early Seasons Mock the Week
>Seinfeld
>Blackadder
>Armstrong and Miller
>That Mitchell and Webb look
>A Bit of Fry and Laurie
>Harry and Paul

Comedy I don't rate:
>Most standup
>Most sitcoms
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>>73692640
From a tree hopefully you disgustment
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>>73692609
>that *ping* when the bat connects with his head
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>>73692397

America is a superpower and they dominate space but if another country 1 ups their tech that gives them a huge advantage in pretty much any field. You've got to remember it isnt the 60's, space isnt about putting a man on the moon to show your ICBM ranges. Its about control, being able to have complete surveillance and possibly trade route control depending on what happens in the next decade or 2 its gunna be a huge gain to any country and if they arent at least on their way to becoming a superpower from their then they are mismanaged as fuck.
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>>73692532
I know what you mean, I've completely ignored him for months but I hate how after trump shorten said some """""impressive""""" rhetoric and all the lefties started pretending he speaks for the working class now

it was just a total pandering backflip, it shows more than ever that he has no core beliefs and just wants to become pm. he would do everything turnbull is doing (i.e. nothing) and eventually live comfortably off that inflated pension former pms get
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>>73692609
>You fucking goof!
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>>73692668
ugh fuck off you prude bitch
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i'm fugging my first british girl on friday.

wish me luck, lads!
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>>73692659
>no arrested development
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>>73692659
Monty Python is utter shit lad
>ahaha look at him do le silly walk xDDD!!1!1
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North korea looks normal
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>>73692708
sam did the silly walk funnier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iDrOuOxOzk
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monty python is old
monty python is not overrated
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>>73692702
you didn't answer me
why is she in your shithole?
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>>73692675
this
if China for example were to gain an advantage in space, not only would it give them a massive economic advantage being able to put out loads of satellites without opposition, but in the case of any military action they could simply hang a few iron rods over the heads of the Americans and call for a truce regardless of American terrestrial superiority.
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>>73692613
Feels good being on the right side of history.
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Underrated comedy kino
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Good yank shows

>IASIP
>Workaholics
>Frasier
>Will & Grace


Bad yank shows

>modern family
>the big boom theory
>how i met your aunty
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Might buy a PS4
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Silly walk sketch is equal parts lowbrow physical comedy and satire on the trivial bureaucratic departments of the British govt at the time, i agree its overrated (theyve said themselves they dont get why its their most popular) but its hardly just le reddit man raises his knee
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my british qt just told me this.

i-it's just banter, right?
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seinfeld is good and every poster here should feel an affinity with george costanza
>>
bazinga!
>>
The IT crowd is /brit/ approved for the football episode alone right?
>>
>>73692609
hahahahahaha

*ping*
>>
>>73692702
>>73692782
pics?
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>>73692702
best wear a 'dom unless you want mad cow disease lad
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>Turkey voted away their democracy
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>>73692650
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>>73692784
Parents watch this shite religiously
Used to have to sit through episodes at teatime, genuinely the worst thing ive ever watched
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>>73692785
football episode was a masterpiece

rest of the show was amusing but not laugh out loud funny
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>>73692783
this
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>>73692783
he's short and bald and bespectacled and still gets more sex than me
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>>73692729

Im arguing this point drunk but at least this Canadian lad get its, space is the future whether you want it to be or not. And desu id prefer it be further in the future since we have other things to worry about but hey thats part of civilization i guess.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzoL-wQwio
shocking scenes coming out of cleveland
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>>73692675
>>73692729
control of space isn't that important lads
it is a signal of superiority, not a cause, at least thats how i've understood it over my previously mentioned 4 years of international relations study
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u mess with le bulle
u get le hornes
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492383301638.webm
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>>73692830
The vote was swung by the turks in Germany.
>>
thoughts on the whole turkey fiasco lads? i'd assume you support based erdogan because muzzies need dictators?
>>
>>73692842
had no idea frogger was made by konami

what a world
>>
>>73692863
say that in 20 years when satellite networks make up an even larger portion of a nations infrastructure and the UK is stuck waiting in line paying out the ass to use Pooindaloo rockets
>>
>>73692869
>diaspora Turks voted their homeland into despotism

It's like poetry
>>
>>73692512
no mate, this is yank-tier shite:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yredc3ayOE
>>
>>73692883
As a brexiteer I always support the democratic outcome of referendums.
>>
>>73692883
>supporting an extremist which constantly threatens Europe with migrants and Isis m

Of course
>>
was about to compile an autistic list of British comedy shows for /brit/ to rank from best to worst until I realised how FUCKING MANY there are

there's no way other countries do comedy as often as we do. not even sure if the yanks beat us.

are we just a funny nation?
>>
>>73692883
Erdogan was already the de facto sultan: this vote just formalizes his power.
>>
>>73692834
i used to like it before 4chan told me i should hate it
>>
SULTAN ERDOGAN.......
>>
>>73692883
it's amusing watching /pol/ types get angsty over Erdogan

the thing is, he embodies all the authoritarian, patriotic, natalist and militaristic values they love, but because they see him as threatening Western Europe, he's disliked by them

it's classic rightist doublethink. aggressive nationalist states cannot coexist with one another, no matter how much right wing populists try to portray the world as some clash of "nationalism vs globalism"
>>
>>73692935
do a fourth series of black books
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>excited to watch the world burn
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>>73691684
>>
>>73692972
hot
I want to see her fanny
>>
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>>73692883
oppose because I still want to believe the western turkey secular/ white meme
>>
>>73692972
need a hairy legged gf
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>>73692972
gross
>>
>>73692905
why not just freeride of the united states like you lads do? we don't need to compete with them lol
>>
>>73692863

Read about space mining, i personally believe we are still a little far off that but others will disagree. Anyways if a nation was to bring an astroid into orbit, which is possible at our current tech although hasnt been put into practise, it could potentially turn the world economy upside down. Read up on it before you continue to doubt it, there are countless factors that could propel a space capable nation into superpower status.
>>
Erdogans reforms are just making the Turkish executive more like the American one. Don't really see the issue.
>>
>>73692913
that buzz makes it unwatchable
>>
>>73693033
and there's countless factors which would stop anyone but a superpower having an effective space program...
>>
>>73692913

This >>73693044 and is that the lad out of bazinga theory?
>>
*claims control of space*
>>
>>73693036
And the American one is shit.
PARLIAMENTARY SYSTEM ALL THE WAY
>>
>>73693067
ye`
>>
I support this Erdogan thing because the West needs an enemy
>>
>>73693044
>>73693067
i'll upload a version without it
tomorrow maybe

and idk
>>
Always feel the strong urge to wank after drinking coffee.
>>
https://youtu.be/h3ByPyBnzQM
>>
Nationalism and globalism are both shit
Only way back to sanity is to revert to feudalism where your loyalty is to your local representative first and your head of state second
>>
>>73693036
he's disbanding parliament, isn't he? and removing term limits on himself?
>>
>>73693082
why not zoidberg?
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Everybody step the fuck back.
https://youtu.be/o0vlAtVgAio
>>
>>73693100
bit antisemitic
>>
>>73693096
>he's disbanding parliament, isn't he?

No he's disbanding the office of PM and so now the President will be head of state and head of Government just like in the US.
>>
>>73693054

You can easily overcome that by funneling more money into your space program then your health care service, plus you've got to remember the tech exists and therefore can be copied at a low price.
>>
thai chicANO
>>
so are we going to do ww3 or what?

they can't draft mentally ill shut-ins on 4 different medications like myself, can they?
>>
can do a rubiks cube

is it autistic
>>
https://imgur.com/a/Gfpoj#3RO1zyp

doing a wank to these
>>
>>73693170
nah i can too (have a method)
>>
>>73693024
>thinking America is your friend
the USA charges you out the ass as well
they only play nice with us because they have to.
>>
>>73693170
i solved one by pure accident in like 2 seconds once

pretty sure i broke the world record
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Ah yes.
>>
>>73693169
you sign up and fight for your country you pussy
>>
having barbeque shapes for lunch
>>
>>73693176
good lad
>>
>>73693200
can't believe the lads fell for this one haha
top bants from vote leave ngl
>>
>>73693207
as it stands, they wouldn't let me in because of my mental health issues, curious as to whether they'll lower their standards if we go to war
>>
"good" "night" "lads"
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ah yes.
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>>73693199
>the probability of solving a cube by randomly moving the pieces is 1/43 quintillion
should have bought a lottery ticket
>>
>>73693233

m8 not even trying to be funny but at this rate Turkey will join the EU
>>
Controversial opinion: this was Russia's best anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FESPG2PgvqQ
>>
>>73693233
tbf all the lefty reporting the ol'd ref' states how far turkey has changed to a state at which they were considered for EU membership
>>
>>73693267
yeah well i'm fully expected to get jayposted but i have 4 witnesses, including the thai exchange student to whom the cube belonged
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>>73693262
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haven't spoken to a girl my age in 10 years
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>>73693262
It's baffling people still don't understand how a proposal of re-allocation of funds work. Remoners act as if vote leave were going to personally fork it over.
>>73693301
I'm not calling you a liar mate, it's just extremely lucky. We all have a few of those long shot moments in life.
>>
>>73693200
>Libya joined the EU 2 years ago and has been sending people in boats ever since
>>
>>73693346
>>73693346
>>73693346
new
>>
>>73693128
the president gets to put in 12 of the 15 supreme court justices there now, but it used to be that the president was mostly a ceremonial figure. now he actually's an executive, with control of their supreme court
>>
did anyone else have no idea the £350m bus existed until remain started complaining about it after the fact?
>>
>>73693301
pretty cool desu

as you do it more though you realise there are times when you can skip like two whole algorithms to solve it because they just fall into place. I once solved it when i resolved the yellow face which usually has two more algorithms to go from there.

so yeah there's more plausible layouts of the faces than others
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>>73693338
>reallocation of funds
they claim quite clearly that there's £350m a week to reallocate though
there was in reality about £170m a week and that's going to mostly go on investment to try and salvage our economy isn't it?
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*spouts bullshit*
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