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>>73688010
first

I just got back from easter at my friend's house

They were super nice, they even sent me home with some food. Now I'm back home, gonna eat some cake and smoke a bowl and kill time before I have to get up for work tomorrow. Pretty comfy easter/10

>>73688042
>American
>celebrating Easter

Haha good one

pls be my gf

Only boys wear thigh highs

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what do people do on Easter?

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What a shitty thread.

>>73688066
Would you be okay with a girl (male)? :3

>>73688042
Commies out

>>73688098
Only if you have a pussy (boy)

Serbs out

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Listening to pic-related for the first time right now, I am in love lads

>>73688092
celebrate

Serbs in

>>73688147
True cultured men called it "boipucci".

*puts chemicals in your water*

>>73688092
Hunt eggs laid by a rabbit

*my frog turns gay*
Wow thanks Obama

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>In Mexico on Easter they go around dressed up as bunnies egging houses, cars, and pedestrians

>>73688158
I remember being 16. You should check out the doors.

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r8 my gf

>>73688222
i like the doors s/t

*his frog begins mutilating its genitalia in hopes to become the opposite gender*

>>73688237
nice

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>>73688203
I'M A HUMAN BEING GOD DAMNIT! AAAAAAAAUUAUAGHAGAHAAAAAAAUUUGHHH!!!!

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>In Canada for Easter they go hunting for bunnies, hurtling frozen eggs at the animals until they die

I just got back from Mexico City, AMA?

>>73688237
>bulge

the greatest country musician of all time is waylon jennings

Reckon my supper is late buds

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>>73688237

>>73688237
*notices buldge*

Can't afford to move out, buds

>>73688288
Are you dead?

>>73688237
nice cock and bits on that bird

>>73688288
Is it nice or is it trashy?

>>73688288
Did you see their famous cathedrals?

>>73688295
OwO
what's this

>>73688237
quite the mound on that person

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>>73688237

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It was supposed to be her turn bros.

you love me

don't you ?

ah, the ol' mint choccy chip cream of ice.
the one thing in life that never lets you down

>>73688352
Not yet

>>73688363
The touristic area is very vast and actually pretty nice. I was expecting trash and slums 24/7 but it's actually nice to walk down the street and see the sights. There are some ugly places and the historic downtown has a littering problem, but other than that the experience was a lot better than I expected.

>>73688366
I did, somewhat. I didn't go to the Basilica and only had the time to see the Cathedral from the outside, but I entered a couple of cathedrals and churches in the historic downtown, they're all worth visiting, even if just for a few mins IMHO

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Ok, so I need help from socially well-adjusted people on this situation.

I got invited to a LAN party by some old friend whom I've haven't spoken to in ages. Thing is, back when we hung out together, I was a beta adolescent who played lots of vidya, and soon thereafter I was a betamax autistic young adult. Over the past few years however, I've made tremendous strides on the way to normiehood (still have quite a ways to go though, which is why I'm here asking for advice), and honestly the idea of sitting with a room of spergs partaking in a sperg activity (i.e. vidya) is REALLY not something I ever want to go back to ever again. I can already foresee the programming jokes, the constant vidya references which I won't get because I haven't seriously vidya'd in too long, etc. They were even having a debate over which fucking soft drinks they wanted to bring. The only redeeming aspect is that they plan of playing retro/nostalgia games, but other than that one aspect I'm dreading the idea. I'm also supposed to bring someone else to be a teammate, but there's no way I'd ask any one of my friends (all normies) to partake in this sort of thing.

How do I avoid attending this? If I say I can't go I'm afraid they'll just try to reschedule at a later date. It almost feels as though my only alternative is to go, bring a bunch of alcohol so I can at least enjoy myself a bit, and just leave unanounced after 2 hours.

>>73688569
Just go in for a quick peck to see if he's interested

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqwgeZooUmQ

I like the serb who posts black angels more

>>73688657
He's a croat you nonce

https://my.mixtape.moe/ckpuxg.webm

the fruit of Donald Trump and Israel

>>73688569
Go there for a bit, if the sperg is too strong you can always just tune them out and enjoy the games then leave early

>>73688671
What's going on here?

day z standalone turned out to be shit
what's the most successful rip-off/alternative to day z?

>>73688671
>let's save the kids so they can breed more car bombers in 10 years
retards

>>73688755
edgy

>>73688513
absolutely

>>73688640
Who is this goddess?

>>73688714
car bombing against women and children that the Syrian government was in the process of evacuating

Gonna smoke some anime, pals

>>73688786
My arms are that of blades and my fingers that of little pocket knives...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCeOf2q6_TA

>>73688821
You're a sharp guy.

>>73688810
ah yes, moderate rebels :)

>>73688288
Did you see the statue of Abe Lincoln?

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>>73688802

>>73688569
Programming is pro as fuck and vidya is normie as fuck, you have nothing to worry about

somebody post the pic of retarded spongebob and patrick beating up the retarded frog

>>73688875
There's a Lincoln in Mexico City?

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>>73688975

Im not feeling well.

>>73688983
I assume, didn't he help the Mexicans resist the French invasion

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>african american culture

https://videos.files.wordpress.com/ye3jLBhI/18008149_1162264480552611_4218290524764766208_n_dvd.mp4

>>73689027
danke schon

>>73688983
He's got a whole park in the Polanco neighborhood

>>73689033
I think there might be a statue of him there, IDK though, never saw it.

Where I live there is a statue of him, though. There's also a street named after him.

>>73689127
Ah I see

I didn't get that much time to see Polanco sadly, I just hopped on one of those tourist buses and had a very brief look of the neighborhood since my flight departed in the evening

>>73689229
>Steve Stephens

so when does the faggot fad end

>>73689068
Fucking niggers

>>73688965
>Programming is pro as fuck
There's a fine line between programming as a profession, and unironically making "programming jokes" IRL for no specific reason.

>vidya is normie as fuck
Sure, if you're talking about playing console FPS games once or twice a week. But obsessively playing PC games (especially if it's a genre like RTS, MMORPG, etc.) and constantly referencing those games IRL is a whole other matter.

Let me put it this way: if one of my normie friends had invited me to go to some coding bootcamp and then to a LAN party, I wouldn't be worried. The reason I'm worried now is specifically because of the people who invited me.

>>73689229
photoshopped

>>73689247
those dark whites are real creative, huh

>>73689310
Hey

I'd tell you a UDP joke but you might not get it :^)

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_4033h7Gpc

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gym was close for Easter

its been ten years since the virginia tech shooting

Holy shit I came heavy globs.
I could feel it backed up to my gooch.
I'm so relieved now.

been completely bored for 3 days straight

>>73689634
Take a walk through the streets.

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>>73689634
been bored completely for at least 5 years stragiht

>>73688158
You make lovin fun best song

I want to be a drug addict.

>>73688158
imo a perfect album. not only does it have perfect songs one after the other, it has a perfect order and flow. amazing.

>>73689634
get a hobby

>>73689634
>low IQ problems

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>When you see a girl so cute and perfect that it makes you depressed you will never have a gf like her

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>Alex Jones is in a custody battle with his ex-wife and is pleading to the court that he should not be held accountable for the things he has said on the internet because he is just playing a character who does not represent him in real life.

pick on me

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>tfw no American bf to tease me about my small boi cock

Just got asked to leave the library because my nipples were protruding through my shirt

>>73689819
wtf

proofs now

Which do Americans prefer, Italian-Americans or Japanese-Americans?
Which do Americans prefer, a Little Italy or a Tokyo Town?

Italian Americans to be around. Tokyo Town to visit.

>>73689874
I'm not picky :3

>>73689859
post pics

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>>73689828
>roast me bros

>>73689819
sauce??

>>73689874
italian americans and tokyo town

>>73689828
you're cute, not handsome lol

>>73689874
>or a Tokyo Town?
Little Tokyo is full of chinks
they know that dumb whities can't tell the difference

>>73689914
It's dark

>>73689856

suck my dick

@73689947
black poeple leave

>>73689947
your phone doesnt have a flash?

>>73689871
>>73689930
http://www.mystatesman.com/news/state--regional-govt--politics/travis-county-custody-case-jury-will-search-for-real-alex-jones/rnbWzMHnFCd5SOPgP3A34J/

if humans only had one nipple then off spring would have to fight harder for the nutrients and wed be a stronger species

>>73690055
Only child master race

>>73690055
If men produced milk children wouldn't be coddled by their mothers and feeding would be a masculine experience

>>73689874
Don't think I've actually met a nip, all the chinks are Korean or Chinese here

>>73689819
This is obviously a jewish conspiracy to make Alex Jones look like a loony.

Wake up.

>>73688010
>buy new thigh high socks, largest size
>they only reach my knees because i'm way too fucking tall to be a girl (male)

>no decent bulges
*closes thread*

>>73690141
I bought a pair online, some cute blue-and-white striped ones.
They're going to look so cute on me.

>>73690141
Get a skirt.
How tall are you?

>>73690160
Yeah I have some old ones lying around that somewhat fit, but these ones looked really nice.

>>73690192
6'2

>>73690261
>6'2
Why tf would you rather be a girl?

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sup guys?

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>>73690289
I dunno man.

>>73690299
sup big n beastly
did you get a new hairdo? you look different today for some reason but I can't quite put my finger on why

*flushes pooman420 down the toilet*
nothin personnel kid

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You wake up in North Dakota

>>73690299
hey I saw a guy using your pic today on r9k
He was about to become a wizard and was 350lbs

>>73690346
wtf really? link post if you can

>>73690332
probably the smile

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>>73690261
It's not that tall, there's plenty of guys who like tall ones. Follow this if you aren't already and good luck!!

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>Mexican museums

>>73690346
oops I think that might've been my Mom. she's been shitposting a lot on /r9k/ recently

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>>73690341
>You wake up in North Dakota
OH GOLLY GEE WHAT SHOULD I DO TODAY
>.
>..
>...

>>73690356
I'm not a beginner famalam, but thanks anyway.

>>73690355
>>>/r9k/36285491

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>>73690359
>not being able to appreciate mexican art
too intellectual for you?

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>pretending to be a female
Looks like the tap water, processed foods, and media have done well

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>6'2
>tall

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>>73690402
>I'm 90 kg/ 198 pounds overweight. Morbidly obese.
>I thought my dick was small, this was and is my biggest fear.
/r9k/ seriously rots your brain out

I'm only 5'5" and I reek of bologna, mustard mayo all that gorky $#!t

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>>73690466
Stop posting this alien thing

just finished working out, lads.
someone pat my back

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>>73690482

Demi Lovato is so ugly it's offensive

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>>73690494
good work

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>>73690495
stop
looks like an oblivion character

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>>73690356
>tfw been following this for about 5 months now

>>73690514
She was cute but then she became depressed and made songs about wanting sex

Sounds like the female hormones kicked in

>>73690522
thanks, dad!

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>>73690523

>>73690514
Is this 2010?
No one knows who she is lol

>>73690522

here is your controller bro

>>73690494
take a shower you're all sweaty and sticky

>>73690555
you're right. i'll do taht before bed

Mods are awake. Fuck them. Post Kpop.

>>73690548
who the fuck is this alien

>>73690514
what are you talking about she's still hot

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>>73690571

>my day without memes
:)
>when I see a meme
grrrr >:(

>>73690570
no go do it now. you're reeking up this whole thread.

>>73690607
too bad. my gfs liked my smell. i'm sure yours (lol) does too

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Hmm...

>>73690632
>dead eyes
sad tdh

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>haven't taken off my socks in a week
>finally take them off
>the odor is so damn strong, I get boner in 5 seconds

How was your day, /cum/?

I wish I had alcoholism. Only disease out there that lets you drink rum all day

>>73690662
can't drink rum when ur dead

>>73690656
quintessential canadian post, as always

>>73690653
Nothing wrong with having dead eyes.

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>>73690733
t. dead soul

>>73690733
i know you're autistic, but dead eyes != neutral expression
they're obviously discontent with their situation in life

>>73690731
I'm very certain the majority of Canadians do not have a foot fetish, thank you very much :)

>>73690733
does anyone have that picture of lmm's eyes with the ski mask?

my penis is 1.879×10^-17 light years

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Yung burger, why you trappin' so hard?

>>73690777
small

I miss when spring was a thing that existed

I'm sweating my fucking ass off in april

>>73690757
How does that make me autistic?

>>73690819
wtf how big is yours?

>>73690873
not being able to recognize facial expressions or something

>how am i autistic because i can't see people's emotions

Its not nice to bully autistic people

>>73688237
Shes a big girl

>>73690965
t. autist

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Love women's clothing. Not a crossdresser though.

>>73690998
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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What do you guys think Barron does online?

>>73691022
dont care

>>73690495
ayyy

Feeling a bit manic lately, hows everyone else?

>>73691022
he posts on /r9k/

>>73690965
nut it's fuun

>>73691046

im actually feeling calmer after feeling maniac for like a month.

>>73691046
melancholy tbf

>>73691049
i can see it

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How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.

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the gf

>>73691206
so lucky

>>>/mu/72222222
We did it again

>>73691087
Good things, glad you feel calm (no sarcasm), I'd like to get there.

>>73691120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFEftsKAUvY&list=PLyI3z-7R4O1khpd8nxPuVg4T-oT9s2BD9

Maybe that might help if not I'll try harder next time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCO17hSrx_E

I'm drinking a ginger beer

>>73691308
good lad

i wish i were drinking a ginger beer

>>73691259
What happens in kpop generals?

>>73691327
waifu shit

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>>73691327
autism mostly
just talk about who best girl

>>73691327
grown men circlejerking over plastic-surgery'd industry whores

I like to bully asians when theyre not with their pack

cant wait for korea pt2 2bh

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Accidentally poored a tiny bit of coffee creamer in my mini wheats and now my milk has a hint of vanilla

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Hapa

>tablet only barged five percent in two hours
reeee

>>73691344
>>73691358
>>73691366
Would it be accurate to say that Korean women are mindless sex robots made of flesh?

>>73691392
hap an my dick boy

>>73691465
>made of flesh
No.

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>I own a tablet

>>73691465
Koreans are 90% artificial epidermis

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>>73691465
no
theyre pure and qt
most dont even know what a penis is

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Im back
did they catch him?

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>tfw ambulance rides arent free in quebec

>he doesn't own a taiwanese computer

lmao @ you

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>ww3
>drafted

what branch anon?

>>73691557
what was wrong with you?

>>73691582
gastrointestinal irritation lead to minor internal bleeding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPCaTZSpp8o

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>>73691580
>getting drafted

>>73691580
space marines

>>73691599
>calling an ambulance over that
They're not free in Alberta either bud

>>73691618
youre never too old to be used as cannon fodder my friend

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>>73691580

the branch of staying in my house while the US gets destroyed

>>73691670
more like the branch of never having a gf lmao

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>>73691670
this tbqh

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>>73691580
frontline infantry

>>73691646
i didnt call an ambulance, but i was vomitting blood multiple times and had to get to the hospital. my sister called 911 but i would have called a cab
>>73691618
isnt the draft pool 18-40?

>>73691728
im 42

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Edcuckton

>>73691718
death wish eh?

>>73691580
This would be the first real test of my courage
If I'm brave, I go Innawoods and evade the government for the rest of my life.
If I'm a coward, I go into wherever they stick me and hope I don't lose my life or limbs for Israel

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>>73691747
lmao grandpa

>>73691670
you couldnt leave even if you wanted to fatty

send women
in dire need of a big kiss on the lips ASAP pronto

>>73691580
the first yoga parade party battalion of the united states airborne yoga gurus

Band of Brothers was so good but all the other Spielerg Hanks material is filmed diarrhea

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>>73691793
I-I'll kiss you anon

Why nigger are so crazy?
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f42_1492377629

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So I tried this after seeing it on /cum/
Pretty good if I do say so myself

For me, it's /ck/, intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humour.

>>73688042
Same here anon. I'm already smoking though

game idea: the guild spinoff but in contemporary america

>>73691839
those peanuts?

>>73691580
>tfw ww3 will NEVER happen
>tfw even if you did get drafted you'd be among the first to die

>>73691915
yes

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really enjoying this TV show
it's full of so many twists

>>73691557
well we are a profoundly alienated society where ATMs hand out bills of 50 dollars apparently

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>tfw it's the McChicken

I actually got diagnosed with Aspergers at age 6 cause I didn't want to play with the other kids at school

>>73691960
lol

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anyone ever tried making this? It's hard to find a really good authentic recipe in English

>>73691960
hehe

>>73691934
ATMs dont give out 20s and 50s in anglo canada?

>>73691982
Probably because it's all in Phoenician.

is ja/ck/ a troll? how could someone's cooking skills not evolve after cooking for years?

>>73691831
stunted evolution

>>73691308
>>73691321
>>73691326

I'm drinking wine.
Calms me down.

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>>73691828
umm.. ok. well, you do look mighty pretty today, FishKsusha. here goes nothing!
*puckers up*

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>>73692032
some people don't have self awareness

>>73691960
Explain this diagnosis to me. What is this Aspergers in a short sentence?

do you all ever just report posts you dont like even if they arnt against the rules?

I know I dont

>>73692044
why do you feel you need to calm down?

>>73692044
>>73692070
Sweet relief calms me down
Makes me drown
Lost and found
Neighbours complain
Sheets are stained
Hotel shower
The best around

>>73692067
Only the german because I just can't stand him

>>73692067
I do

>>73692067
I report my own posts periodically because I've gone mad!!!

>>73692008
according to an anglo "canadian studies" professor quebec is the most alienated province because every ATM apparently spit out 50s (they don't)

>>73692113
did that once, got banned and immediately reset my router
#madman

>>73691960
I got diagnosed with Aspergers at age 10 because I kept breaking into screaming fits for no reason
I'm past that now

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>>73692067

>>73692125
that is against the rules

>>73692067
More often than not I will just reset my modem and report the same post with different IPs until that person gets a visible ban. It's a very efficient way to get rid of particular cancerous posters.

>>73692123
what the fuck did he mean by this?

>>73692155
who? me or the professor?

>Have a professor that I hate beyond words
>He seems to think I like him
I'm not a sociopath or anything

>incubator
>incubater
>incubateher
>incubate her
if you know what I mean

>>73692125
but technically, if you report your own post then you are breaking the rules. therefore, you're reporting a rule breaker and are doing well for the 4chan community. therefore, we are in the right to report ourselves for baseless reporting.

>>73692126
seriously? what is that even about.
there was an aspie at my school who would do that

>>73692178
the prof?

And most ATMs i encounter will give you 20 or 50 dollar bills

is it a reference to the fact that the queen is on the 20 dollar bill? Im very confused

Business idea: Instead of banning them, the jannies personally hunt down and kill anyone who breaks the rules on 4chan (this includes minor things like low-quality posts and replying to roll threads)

>>73692232
http://www.macleans.ca/news/canada/how-a-snowstorm-exposed-quebecs-real-problem-social-malaise/
they didn't even apologize

new

>>73692274
>>73692274
>>73692274

>>73692254
if I didn't know any better then golly, I'd give the janny a big fat kiss right on his tush!

>>73692067
only if i dont like it and it breaks the rules
breaks the rules and i do like it, i let it be

>>73692230
I don't even fucking remember man
Started some time in kindergarten and just sort of mellowed out as I got older

>>73692264
also lmao in the comments there's this guy talking about how we're ethnically cleansing the anglos and two comments later he's telling us to go back to france

>>73692067
I used to report every general thread as illegal content. Got banned alot.

I mean cuz in my opinion this is an English image board and I didn't think a bunch of foreign shit languages would be following those rules.

At my age my dad met my mom and was studying in college to be an engineer. I'm a khv going to community college studying a trade I don't even want to work in but go to it because my parents forced me to do something.