/brit/ + /ausnz/

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cara

inevitable thread war autism in 3..2...1...

called a yank bastard at work a slaphead twat today

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There's more than enough posters to sustain an /ausnz/ thread but the fact they choose to post in here and /balt/ sums up aussie '''''culture''''''''

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia

a truly pathetic species

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br'ag

keemstar is going to kill the cleveland guy, he's getting close now lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-g1v-5I9ss

>>73687171
wouldn't shok me if the roaches try to reclaim their empire

>>73687243
fatty

Why don't girls want me to kiss them and fondle them and put my willy in their fannies?

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>>73687206
I concede
If you want to autism post you can though
>>73687216
>>73687216
>>73687216

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are rudd

>>73687298
FUCK OFF

unironically wish the hunger strikers would have all died

bobby at least had some level of ideological conviction and died for same, but the survivors just wound up as criminals

and not petty criminals .. actual organised crime millionaire scumbags

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rate my emo scars

>>73687206

1st thread wins desu, unless its a yank who makes it

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yank gfs are the destroyers of nations

>>73687290
Because you're American

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>>73687298
are tones

just realised my posts are very incoherent
drunk posting is NOT a good idea lads

>>73686944
her husband

good night x

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>>73687296
thanks for the gif

>>73687333
the absolute state of bruce politics

>>73687296
kys

>>73687226
nothing to do with that. ausnz generals are not sustainable and need a 3rd party to mitigate the fighting

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anime

CANZUK freedom of movement is pretty much inevitable after brexit

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Is that Irish poster who hates culchies here? I wanna kick his ass.

>>73687320
Jackeen cunt, you wouldn't dare say this aloud you traitorous bastard

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What's your region like?

Pic related is me

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found this toad in my /brit/ folder

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who dunnit

>>73687367
that'd be sick, doubtful though
would love to be able to up sticks and fuck off to canada or nz

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>take off glasses
>literally can't see a thing

Swear it didn't use to be like this.

>>73687367
heading STRAIGHT to the south island of new zealand when this happens

tired of sharing a country with frogs and toronto

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>>73687361
no u

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>>73687367
>all the whites immigrate to australia and canada
>britain left an island of shitskins

might get plastic surgery, sick to death of being ugly

>>73687367
would like this

>>73687418
already happening

>live down south
>uncle owns a nightclub up north

If I go there, are my chances of getting laid increased? Because of my uncle and also being "a southerner".

Not a virgin btw

>>73687367
canada, australia, new zealand, zimbabwe, united states, kiribati?

>>73687363
australia has the 3rd/4th amount of posts on /int/ and there's loads of other generals with less posters
a few brits would post there too

>Steven Stevens
HOWLING

>>73687360
who would win in a naked oil wrestling match trudeau or tones
one is a boxer the other a professional aussie

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>>73687433
reminder you are not casey

might get plastic surgery, sick to death of being attractive

unpaid custodian, bringeth thy judgement upon this thread

>>73687418
from your context, the correct term is emigrate

>>73687461
>that pic
Your shekels aren't safe no matter where you hide them

>>73687418

EXCELLENT news

>tfw good looking autist
truly a curse

>>73687450
yeah what I'm saying is that a general of Australians and new zealanders just becomes a giant shit flinging continuity. if you were in /sp/ for summer /cric/ threads for australian ashes in 2013/2014 then you'll know what I mean.

>>73687461
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj4-E5Hs3Kc

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let's play cluedo (clue for yanks)

>>73687457
probably trudeau

because tony would kill him, and that would make trudeau the winner

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has he finally found true happiness?

>>73687511
iktf

>>73687448
(C(A)(N)Z)(UK)

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>>73687379

VERY very good post

yanks are truly the best /brit/ posters

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*psshht*
Hey you
Yeh you lads
Maybe you should take the c from /cum/ next, reclaim what is m... ours, yes ours

>>73687526
>>73687382
howling lad, where are these from?

>>73687367
it'll probably turn out to be UKSAIN

What's the latest with the Cleveland thing?

>>73687457
tony boxed all through uni desu

>>73687537
(((C)))(A)(NZ)(((UK))))

xD LOL riCK AND MORTYYY *BURP* hehe BACON fuck yeah! upvote thanks

fuck this muggy cunt doing the livestream in cleveland

waste of time

>>73687521
/brit/ is literally just shitposting though

>>73687566
still on t'loose.

>>73687582
exceptional post

fuck sakes, mummy's gone and bought heinz beans rather than branston
going to heem her in the morning

>>73687566
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-g1v-5I9ss
keemstar is on the case but his stream just went offline mid sentence
wondering if this means he got shot

>>73687521
happens here with us and the Irish and the yanks (and everyone else) and we get by

>>73687533
Why does he looks so much uglier here

watching rick and morty lads

>>73687448
i am not letting robert mugabe into my country if that's what you're implying

>>73687601
poortherner detected

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>fuck this muggy cunt doing the livestream in cleveland

>waste of time

doobie brothers > jonas brothers

>>73687614
watching american dad

>>73687461
candace is a babe

drunk alone last night
drunk alone tonight
drunk alone tomorrow night

>>73687647
supremely excellent post

>>73687635
EXCELLENT post
upvoted

>>73687367
will IMMEDIATELY emigrate to one of the other countries if this happens. really don't think it's a good idea for us haha

>>73687648
hope this is a woman

watching anime lads

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wtf is all this shit?

haha women am i right lads?

rick and morty isn't reddit at all

it's the beavis and butthead of the 2010s

>>73687594
australians just tear into one another and try to talk shit whenever we can. we have this thing ingrained in us where if someone is starting to get pissed off then you keep poking them and rev them up so it just goes on for hours.

there was an argument that lasted almost all summer in the /cric/ threads while trips were racing to dox one another. it's completely barbarity

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>>73687684
>no wales

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fuck education and jobs n sheit lol

>>73687689
imagine being this much of a delusional reddit cunt

>>73687684
Warwickshire bear on the fucking map

>>73687684
couldn't name one of those

>>73687684
the joy of reddit flags

>>73687684
Hampshire mentioned

some absolute mong just posted in the old thread

Wish I could experience vaginal sex as a woman.

>>73687679

What are you watching lad? I'm just finishing up Mayoiga, it's pretty shitty but in a really fun way.

>Mfw just did 50 sit ups, 10 push ups and 20 squats
Is that good for a newbie?

>>73687707
pretentious wankery

>>73687736
might go laugh at him

>>73687717
i've never used reddit

CANZUK would lead to a currency union that would fail harder than the Eurozone due to the geographic barriers . That is if it ever got off the ground ahead of closer territorial unions at all.

i'm not talking 'bout movin' in and i don't wanna change your life

>>73687684
That's called history and culture, bud.

>>73687602
who

>>73687768
>bud
FOY

>>73687762
why would it? avoid the stupid mistakes of the EU, there's no need for a currency union

>>73687706
English county maps are comfy but I hate it when Wales and Scotland are included because there's too many irrelevant counties with tiny populations

coming to the realisation that my cousin married a purebred runt

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>>73687749
working

>>73687684
counties

dunno why people care about them, load of vague old bollocks

UK, India, South Africa, USA, Jamaica union when?

>UK IN SA US JA

someone make a word out of those i cba

had a dream I was shagging madison ivy last night lads, her vag felt pretty good
only issue was that she had two huge dicks, one coming out of either arse cheek and when I messed with them I could feel them

>>73687801
>mpv
disgusting. cccp-project ftw

NEED someone to suck my willy

>>73687801

Best girl? The manager always gave me the biggest boners. Takanashi's writer sister is also qt, doesn't help she's voiced by Yoko Hikasa either.

>>73687722
Could literally pick out each English county and each US state

i work 2 days a week and earn $300 each day

it's better than being a neet

Imagine there's no countries

It isn't hard to do

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>>73687684
MENTIONED

forced to accept that my wife's cousin is a skinnyfat mong

can unironically name all 50 US states

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>his gym doesn't have this machine

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>>73687684

all you need to know it this is the best one, it's known as the "garden of england"
has a very long rich history because of its proximity to europe too

>>73687842
*sticks the vacuum cleaner on your penis*

Suck THIS

>>73687820
SAUNA

>>73687881
call me a nob but I can't see why that would bother you la

>>73687706
Several of those high counties have a higher population than Wales

>>73687782
every economic relationship has a 'ever closer' clause whether it is explicit or not. because each stage leads to capital growth which seeks further investment and gains leading to more and more intense cooperation until it's all one big mess

>>73687881
if that's aimed at me then run straight cunt I'll put you in the ground you odious little nematode

>>73687834
cccp has not been updated since 2015

>>73687888
The flags for the Yorkshire Ridings are pretty crap. Wish we had better ones.

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>>73687648
>no paki gf to send you nudes

>>73687884
same, tried learning all countries of the world but the caribbean and pacific islands fucked me off

>>73687940
but it works 100% better

>>73687684
MANNY MENTIONED

fact: warwickshire is the best county, and mercia is the best region
you absolutely cannot prove me wrong in any way

glad we've got more welsh posters in this general that aren't 190kg now

green on a flag is third world tier

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Was he right lads?

>>73687956
fuck them
can name every flag that's on a mainland continent though

>>73687956
west africa and oceania is shit too

Wish I was an atheist woman living in Saudi Arabia

>>73687906
cute little tits
NEED a cara gf

Wish I was a black person living in the United States

>>73687884
i can name all of them except delaware

if I could be a nigger for a day

>>73687770
do not bully the queen

need a mosquito bite gf

>>73687979
justin trudeboy?

cor blimey bubble n squeak fackin L

>>73687959
they work the same

>>73687978
>Implying Bulgaria and Libya aren't first world
lmao

>>73687956
can ironically name them all + capitals from doing these almost daily
http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/how-many-countries-can-you-name.php
http://www.jetpunk.com/quizzes/name-world-capitals.php

>>73687997
>Saudi Arabia sentences a man to 10 years in prison and 2,000 lashes for expressing his atheism on Twitter
>The court also fined him 20,000 riyals – or, just short of £4,000

and this was a MAN, they'd probably had beheaded a woman

most people are atheists and they're belief in god(s) is just an appeal to "good luck"

WE ARE NOT GOING TO HAVE YOU LIVING LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU'VE BECOME FERAL

>>73687979
no

paul > george > ringo > john

>>73687933
no idea wat ur talkin bout :P

>>73688063
>examples of countries with people fleeing in droves
ah yes

Just heard about this Reductress site. It's like some kind of women-only Onion. A lot lewder than you might expect.

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good welsh tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNo92jS0HJ4

LOVE the Welsh
Hate the jock cunt but don't want borders on the isle of Great Britain
Northern Irish are pure scum on both sides and can fuck off to ROI for all I care

>>73688069
nice, how are you on flags

>use Forgot My Account on Facebook
>type my phone number in

>it returns some random cunts profile that I vaguely vaguely know

what does this mean,

aesthetic lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=per9Wz0N-QA

>>73688079
paul is as boring as your gran . looks like an old woman too. but you're probably just a rorke who loves him because he shows up for all the state functions and doesn't protest too hard

>>73688075
I THINK WE SHOULD JUST FUCKING KILL HIM

*breathing intensifies*

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>>73687770

>flashbacks of childhood distress
>notices camera
>forgets her personal feelings and smiles
>she smiles to show us light in darkness
>she is truely the hero we need, not the hero we deserve

>>73687884
easy
>>73687956
>>73688069
can name all countries but not capitals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8Y6nN7N1E

the gf

>>73688124
good but not as good

>>73688129
you have to name them i think

>>73688155
I like him because he makes mashed potatoes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyyEc-GNDfQ

>>73688072
doubt it, women in saudi arabia are basically the same as children

plus beheading would necessitate her taking her burka off and they can't have that

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Good idea.

kind of regret deleting my facebook but I can't make another one now and go through the shame of having to add everyone

*beats the shit out of you*

>>73688122
UK of GB and IRE > UK of GB AND 32 county ROI > UK of GB and NI and 26 county ROI

>>73687367
haha ... we're invited too late right? we're the whitest of you all after all

>>73688162
cringed

>>73688069
meant to say unironically

>>73688162
love are liz

>>73688195
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3603771/Brothers-grew-stunning-sisters-Siblings-living-women-helping-come-terms-gender.html

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes

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>>73688162
I want to protect her smile.

Listening to 'sheed tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5VMz3T7Wp4

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The hour approaches...

>>73688209
yea alright New Nigeria

>>73688162
i like gifs of crying anime girls

the goal is to move to svalbard

>>73688226
literally looks like a man in this one

>>73688209
You'd still have freedom of movement with us so technically you could be but you'd have to leave the EU to join formally

>>73688229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8F5dz8kv1w

choon

>>73688260
is that the new skyrim dlc?

>>73688260
>From metaphoric island Russia to literal island Russia

rec me a fillem quick

something obscure but not too obscure that i cant find it

>>73688184

Rorke

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Drinking tequila while blasting tunes through my headphones, the absolute state of my life

>>73688293
pepperoni nipples

the flying pickets > yazoo

>>73688293
not liking the nips

>>73688316
schindler's list

>>73688316
kidulthood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wZppcWzcXA

me and the boys down at the bar on friday hahaaa #pwnage

>>73688260
I knew that from a young age thanks to reading Northern Lights.

Bet most people here only know it due to the super rare flag

>>73688220
Got a bit chubby after reading this

>>73688347
mad that he actually spent time composing and practicing these

>>73688316
Serpico

>>73688343
you know what, tonight will be the night i finally watch it

>>73688362
i had a globe when I was a kid so I knew everywhere

>>73688316
'71

are the yanks shooting each other again or something?

>>73688347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4QBRgyitFs

me and the lads in on a friday night

>>73688129
>not using a password manager

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>>73688362
>he thinks nobody else read his dark materials as a lad

>>73688220
>after helping each other come to terms with their gender
isn't that exactly what they've failed to do?

>>73688220

Would the both of them desu, blonde 1st though

deactivated a facebook account years ago

cannot remember the email or number attached to it, dont think I'll ever get it back

250k jobs to go post-brexit.

screenshot this!!!

>>73688457
couldn't care less

>>73688403
very good lad, bet you love it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NriDTxseog

amy walkah

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>like grime
>don't like black people
It's a hard road to walk down.

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h-hi

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>>73688220

>ireland
>mfw

>>73688457
loser

>password manager

pineal gland status: in another dimension

>>73688362
knew about because I read about some birds in scotland that migrate up there or something

>>73688411
Yes. We already have another shooting in Lynn, Massachusetts.

>>73688428
Forgot all about this video, thank you good sir, for you are a scholar and a gentleman.

fucking stoned AND drunk lads
this is my last post i can barely see

there are men who unironically think the willy has a bone in that and that's what makes it hard

Lads how do I eat an easter egg

>>73688441
didn't say that
only knew a few others that did though

what's the best way to stream films on ps4?

the koran is plagiarized from the bible

>>73688462
and 500k poles, the horror!

>>73688521
30 seconds in the microwave

Deactivated my facebook once. nobody gave a shit.

re-activated it a few days later.

>>73688521
You don't they're meant to be ornamental you spacker

stroking the ol' bone lads

>>73688507
You lads need to turn it down a notch. Getting out of hand tbqh

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>>73688521
Easter egg?

can't believe alt-right morons unironically still think Poo-tin is the 'saviour of the white race' when he has literally turned Moscow and St. Petersburg (his own hometown) into virtual muslim caliphates through migration from the southern regions

>>73688548
>re-activated it a few days later.
saddo

>>73688556
pics please

Just got Adblock working on my phone and I'm feeling really cool about it.

I have a fucking 4chan pass and even after activating it on my phone I would still get obnoxious ads at the top and bottom of the screen.

At last now I can comfy post from my bed without man handling my laptop around.

have a pile of easter eggs and shit but I don't want to eat any

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>>73688428
>this lad has friends and a (repulsive but nevertheless) gf

>>73688519
nobody thinks that, the mongs think it's a muscle but it's a cartridge

>>73688519
in the third world and third world diaspora sure but they believe in a lot of silly things

>>73688548
done this loads of times now lol

>>73688514
Hey, snap for the reddit flag, mate! Whose post is whose??? hahahaha :---)

>>73688578
couldve just downloaded the brave browser which is just chrome with adblock built in desu

>>73688578
phoneposters are parasites

>>73688578
>phoneposting
>4chan pass

The absolute fucking state of you

feel like doing an ol' 'cide but my dad's locked his guns in the shed

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>>73688521

You put it up your bum, if you can get it up without it breaking you win

the penis is like lungs but for blood instead of air

>>73688548
did this but didn't deactivate because Im not 15 year old girl who needs attention

>>73688588
You just gotta be yourself bro

>>73688616
*slips an egg up your bum*

>>73688542
Muslims believe Jesus is not actually the son of god, was crucified on a 'T' shape instead of a cross and did not actually die but was taken to heaven as a spirit before he lost conciousness
>>73688576
umm no sweetie xx

lads I got a 10 euro google play store credit voucher what should I spend it on?

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*looks at you with contempt*

>>73688591
>cartridge
you're thinking of printers . it's a cartilage

>>73688611
>>73688612
I only do it in bed cool it

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>>73688632
>deactivate
reactivate*

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>>73688636

*shatters*

Sorry lad im to tight for these shenanigans

>>73688642
ou can get any app free as apk

I keeps seeing good looking guys with ugly girls
What's with this?

>>73688618
blood fills your lungs too.it's how the oxygen gets into your veins

>>73688644
was in that park only a few days ago

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convinced that only normies, nonwhites and lefties use this meme for political purposes

>>73688642
pocket casts

>>73688684
maybe they like them for personality

>>73688613
don't do a 'cide lad
who's going to read my shitposts?

oh what the fuck
they put the smarties inside the egg

WHY
I WANTED TO EAT THE SMARTIES FIRST
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

are there any good chart songs these days? never go clubbing anymore and my car is off the road so dont listen to radio either. last i heard ed fucking sheeran had like every top 10 or something

Sure is nice being in bed.

>>73688691
why

>>73688652
get a tablet.

phone browsing is all round terrible experience even without ads

>>73688703
well i'm not now am i until i can find the key for that padlock

>>73688705
That's objectively cooler you cretin

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>>73688578
>he doesnt comfypost from his bed, naked on his laptop at all hours

>>73688706
Sign of the Times - Harry Styles

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>>73688698
I wish guys liked me for my personality

>>73688732
could try picking the lock

>>73688733
I know it is
but I wanted to eat the smarties first

oh! oh! oh!

you know what I really want?
a giant creme egg

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business idea: instead of chicken tendies we call them chicken fingers so when we drop one on the ground we can say "oops, dropped my finger" haha

>>73688613
having your son commit suicide with a gun you didn't lock up properly would be a devastating thing for a dad

>>73688731
Can't be asked. All I'd use it for is porn and I would feel weird using it when I'm not horny or when other people see it in my house.

>>73688705
you're meant to half the egg without eating it

>>73688684
men are much less superficial than women

my oneitis for example is like a 6/10 but i'd take her over a supermodel any day

>>73688729
was reading

>>73688738
good lad

>>73688698
i like a slightly ugly girl for her personality and im really ugly haha true story

>>73688710
utter cancer

>>73688697
Do you have to buy podcasts in it after you buy the app?

>>73688741
i hate that song

>>73688749
post belly

>>73688773
>asked
dumb phoneposter

>>73688766
it is locked up properly, that's the problem

he's not my real dad anyway, i'm unironically his wife's son

>>73688788
hipster runt

>>73688801
the ones that arent free ye

>>73688809
nope

cant believe I'm blowing off Monday morning for the sake of she posting and chocolate eating

my life is probably too short for this

>>73688828
ha!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07iv3fUvZRM

good vid showing turkey referendum results

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doing a kidulthood stream

a truly underrated cult classic

>his country is so full of wild animals that a gun is a necessary item to have on you

ah yes the third world

>>73688773
use the tablet also during your refractory period so it's not exclusively associated with wanking

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would subscribe to Tim but I dont want my sub box to have 30 videos a day in it

>>73688818
?

>>73688839
cmon pls :3

>>73688882
did it for a while but it was too weird and I felt like i was exploiting him

had a lindt rabbit today and cracking open an egg
who here /fat cunt/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj5QbcCl3_U

where the soul boys at

>>73688868
>wild animals
think we call them abos/blacks in 2017 mate

>>73688882
it's only ~7 on average
(though it's fun to be subbed to him because you get to see the lore videos straight away)

>>73688839
post feet

Only egg I had was a healthy egg white omelette for my breakfast

>>73688899
phoneposters make stupid errors because they don't have a proper keyboard and autocorrect

>>73688913
in the gay club

>>73688908
got a lindt rabbit as well

only had a little bit of it though couldn't imagine eating the entire thing at once

>>73688901
>>73688927
no