/cum/

>>73683528
first for me

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left or right

>>73683528
Fuck Drumpf

>have a black neighbor who's a swell guy
>everyone in the neighborhood is pretty friendly with each other
>he has two daughters and a son
>oldest daughter is a dyke and acts like a hoodrat
>son acts like a hoodrat
>his youngest daughter acts normal though
>his youngest daughter is also the only one who grew up without a mother because his wife died when she was young
Makes me thik

hello I am a refugee from /brit/ sperg wars

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Hillary could have prevented this.

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left haha

>>73683583
VERY good post

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>>73683528
and what would the solution be?

>>73683583
And fuck orange people

No refugees

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>Fuck Drumpf

>>73683624
Get rid of those with dark skin

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Why do nonwhite girls have such an obsession with blue eyes buds
It's truly a gift

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>>73683608
>tfw you will never live in the timeline where hillary won

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the goal

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>>73683645
how can you hate tito?

>>73683624
no guns = no gun violence

>>73683528
the trouble with being left handed is that guns can be weird. most rifles will shoot empties into your face, and handguns aren't as practical for personal protection because safeties aren't in a spot where it's easy to switch off

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made me think

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I fixed California

>>73683733
Just hold the gun upside down breh.

>>73683733
Just become a normie, bud
I'm left handed and just taught myself to shoot and use a mouse with my right hand because it's easy and a huge pain in the ass if you're not right handed

>>73683528
was gonna bring my gun into the thread and shoot up the place but I saw this sign and decided not to

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makes one ponder

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**lands in the thread**

Blame it on the redneck culture.

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>I fixed California

>>73683758
>lock the gun up like a responsible adult
>suddenly isn't a problem
If the child didn't want to be killed she shouldn't have been born to such shitty parents

>>73683678
>>>/pol/
>>73683723
this

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haha

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causes one to ruminate

*gives you a ticket for a united flight*
enjoy

so what exams does /cum/ have this week?

I have:
>O Chem
>Calculus(multi-variable)

If guns were illegal the incident in Ohio would not have happened.

https://twitter.com/NinoBrownskin_/status/853704554164219905
wtf lads

>>73683837
Is really that hard to unlock a rifle?

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>If the child didn't want to be killed she shouldn't have been born to such shitty parents

>>73683576
right

>>73683875
microeconomics
macroeconomics
econometrics

all 80% absolutely bricking it. how you feeling

>>73683781
>Just become a normie, bud
but these RIGHT DEVILS are destroying my culture. I already bat right handed and use a compute mouse with my right hand. I can't let them take away anything else

>>73683875
some easy IT shit
don't even need to study

>>73683875
I have a entomology exam. I think that's it though

>>73683696
fuck off we're full

>>73683758
>>73683812
>>73683865
>>73683884
irrefutable anti-gun arguments

all left handed people should be genocided

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anon?

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>>73683758
Hm?

>>73683733

How did you not learn how to use right handed tools after so many years?

if guns weren't real then then how would we kill terrorists mmm k

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Would you race mix with an Anglo?

Aitai na aenai na setsunai na kono kimochi
Ienai no iitai no
Chansu nogashite bakai

Datte datte tsubasa hiroge futari de
Sora wo marason yume wo unizon shitai

Hora Catch You Catch You Catch Me Catch Me matte
Kocchi wo muite suki dato itte
Sou Nice to Meet You Good to See You kitto
Watashi no omoi anata no haato ni tonde tonde tonde ike
Mayowanai

Tama ni ne nakunacchau
Karada no batterii
Anata no egao de itsumo juuden mantan pawaa bakuhatsu shichae

Onegai onegai mazu wa otomodachi kara
Waratte mitsumete tanoshii mainichi ni shitai

Hora Catch You Catch You Catch Me Catch Me zettai
Unmei datte oniai datte
Sou Nice to Meet You Good to See You kitto
Darenimo makenai anata ni sekai de
Ichiban ichiban ichiban ichiban
Ko-i-shi-te-ru

Hora Catch You Catch You Catch Me Catch Me matte
Kocchi wo muite suki dato itte
Sou Nice to Meet You Good to See You kitto
Watashi no omoi anata no haato ni tonde tonde tonde ike
Mayowanai

Hora Catch You Catch You Catch Me Catch Me zettai
Unmei datte oniai datte
Sou Nice to Meet You Good to See You kitto
Darenimo makenai anata ni sekai de
Ichiban ichiban ichiban ichiban
Ko-i-shi-te-ru

>>73684013
>at school
b-but I'm NEET

>>73684078
my goal is to racemix with an asian

i'll be a good father to make sure hapa child turns out normal

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>>73684078
>tfw she has a better jawline than you

>Studying
Hard to imagine low IQs need to do this. What other shortfalls do they exhibit in intellectually taxing activities. Embarrassing, really

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>>73683758
>>73683812
>>73683865
>each photograph features a non-white and white child
>100% chance that its the white one holding the gun
what did mom mean by this

>>73684078

that's a man baby

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not liking this influx of brits, buds.

>>73684137
>>>>/lat/

>>73684125
when it comes to guns in schools...

how do we get more Mexicans to post in /cum/

>>73684137
we have mexican in brit sometimes and all he ever posts in "kys pirate scumbags" but he's alright sometimes

>>73684178
encourage tasteless shitposting

>>73684060
RIGHT DEVIL

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>>73684127
GAY TWTA

>>73684193
I have been trying my best

>>73684125
that the non whites were the bullies and the white kid the one taking the bants?

>>73684178
ethnic quotas

alternatively we all speak spanish

>>73684178
more anime desu

>>73684178
fewer walls

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Everyone it seems
Has somewhere to go
And the faster the world spins
The shorter the lights will glow
And I’m swimming in the night
Chasing down the moon
The deeper in the water
The more I long for you
And most of what you see, my dear, is purely for show
Because not everything that goes around comes back around, you know
Holding on too long is just a fear of letting go
Because not everything that goes around, comes back around you know
One thing that is clear
It’s all down hill from here

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>>73684178
Discussions about contracting equipment.

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>>73684178

Stop bullying me for once.

>>73684213
literally a bloke in tights and a wig

>>73684261
I wanted Mexicans not german autists

>>73684261
classic german post

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>>73684273
A round, smooth butt is a round, smooth butt.

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Why are turks so stupid?

They're almost as bad as y*nks.

out in public and i forgot to put on deodorant before i left lol

>>73684292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llbY__dqazg

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>>73684292
/cum/ ain't a petting zoo, you gotta play the hand you're dealt.

I actually seriously fucking hate gays desu

I have never seen snow

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same is true for your arsehole so dunno what to take from this quote

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Grilling out today buds

>>73684178
lots of mexicans post, they just use american flags because no >muh wall yet

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>>73684273
Wrong

wake up sheeplets
you've been living a lie all alone
the world we live in
the world you're seeing right now, the world you're perceiving at this moment, the world that you familiarized with is no longer that of what you know

you've been deceived by the all seeing mighty beak lord kike ?

truth be told this world died long after the dawn 2000 which is known to some of you anons as the infamous Y2K.

what you see is not reality
what you hear is not the sounds of nature
what you smell is not the stench of the outside world

you've been put to sleep in Cryogenic Cabinets, sleeping for eternity to spare the jews a few organs

you're nothing but mere livestock ripped for the taken

What is his end game?

https://youtu.be/qXySKHQvMFM

>>73684447
lifetime pass to popeyes

>>73684412
nice

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>>73684412
Woooah, easy on the sauce, willya bud, you still wanna taste some of the actual meat there in the end, dontcha.

>>73684425
i mean look at that jaw and brow line

>>73684428

not a pixel of this malaysian trite reached the peripheries

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>made the mistake of placing a order on Friday night
>Saturday and Sunday aren't business days so I have to wait even longer for them to arrive
>even paid extra for 2-3 day shipping

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So if you're on death row and you order a never ending shrimp buffet for your last meal could you live forever?

>>73684625
They execute you the next day and continue shoveling shrimp into your corpse

fucking bored of everything

>>73684625
yes

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>>73684447
Watching nigs talk about their depression in ebonics is the most hilarious shit
Like they're still trying to still act hard so they dont get made fun of by anybody
>muh breaking point

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https://twitter.com/ShaniceDunning/status/853719072697180164

>be american
>don't celebrate easter
>go on a shooting rampage

JUST

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lol @ my who to follow

>>73684660
learn a language

>>73684412
gimme sum

>>73684625
Eventually you'll turn into a flamingo

Then you can just fly out of prison

why is the black guy killing old black men? you'd think he'd go after little white punks. why do black people hate each other so much?

My gym's open today. Should I go lift for Jesus?

>>73684625
they changed the last meal rule after some guy ordered something crazy

>>73684751
It's easter, do some crossfit.

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hmmmm

>>73684751
>going outside when you could get shot
rather not desu

>>73684428

>>73684673

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>>73684795
Why doesn't the President of America celebrate Easter?

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>>73684795
...

>>73684746
Think he is killing people at random he just live streamed that old man being shot

>>73684078
Why do you think she went crazy?
Drugs? Psychosis? Raped?

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>>73684821
Maybe he's working too hard to take a holiday off

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>>73684821

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/853584968047636480

>>73684725
tedious shit and everyone speaks english anyway

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>>73684083
SHINENZOOO!!!!!!!

>>73684412
grill me, baby!

>>73684861
I know how say tomato. I can speak English.

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>>73684849
>>73684848
Hm?

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>>73684848
Working too hard on his swing?

>>73684779
w-was this supposed to be a pun about jesus on the cross

>>73684795
>Obama's
>'s

disregarded

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should I fix myself a day drink?

>grand strat
>kino rpgs
>FPS for catharsis
if you play anything else, youre a pleb

i'm incredibly paranoid of serial killers or stalkers

*stalks someone in this thread*

>>73685053
why are you a cute girl or something?
~

*fugs ur bhole*

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>>73684795

>going to church

easter is a jewish conspiracy

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>>73685053
Who would want to stalk a loser like you?
maybe in your dreams

anglos are a jewish conspiracy

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I lied, I already made a day drink and wanted blessings for another, but just made plans to the gym with friend so I'll put a rain check on that second drink.

jewish conspiracies are a jewish conspiracy

Does any else notice that countries with stronger gun control laws tend to have fewer gun-related homicides?

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psst, canada likes mexico, tell others, hehehe

>>73685163
Noice
What's your routine

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reminder that conspiracies are a jewish invention
divide and conquer lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-7Ybln59LE

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>>73685191
fake news

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>>73685163
Responsible choice, Anon.

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>>73685241
>flip phone

>>73683576
left

>>73685237
Don's face looks fluffy in this pic desu I wanna squish his face with my hands

>>73685203
I'm p new to weights, but I'm a longtime runner.

I just do squats, deadlifts, and bench presses. Alternating two out of the three.

has anyone ever been bullies for being white? my elementary school was the closest to a reservation and they did not like me

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>>73685120
It's actually a Catholic-pagan one. Like Christmas and the Sunday 'Sabbath.' See the parallels of Black Friday in Mithraism & "Eastra."

>>73685297
cuck

>>73685194
lol what a fag

>>73685297
>getting bullied by native americans
they're the easiest targets though

>>73685262
On the plus side his phone can last for a week without a charge.

>>73685297
Yes

>>73685297
No one here is white, anon.

>>73685318
and when I worked on a berry farm with mosty migrant workers they also made fun of me for being white. one guy said sorry there's no "white boy work". and I was actually doing a way better job

>>73685371
>implying I would bully someone
that's not nice

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So is Donald going to overtake the name Mohammed in the Muslim world?

>>73685417
F

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>>73684795
obama had to hide his muslim beliefs

>>73685295
Same. I'm going for a general strength thing right now. Been in the gym on and off for a while now. Hoping this time around I can keep to a routine long enough to make some progress.

Taking a big fat poo

>>73685461
does the "J" stand for Jew cocksleve?
>>73685417
>being bullied by mexicans
anon

>>73685496
well I was 12 and they were all 18-40
what was I supposed to do?

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>severe thunderstorm warning in 30 minutes
NO

>>73685576
rip anon

>>73685551
1 (800) 375-5283

>>73685496

>t. guy from wonderbread utopia

>>73685625
>wonderbread
>utopia
no

>>>/gif/10423755

Just fapped to this. ama.

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>warm weather

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>get to your room
>see this
what do?

>>73685666
>82 degrees
literally roasting right now

>>73685662
when are you killing yourself? soon I hope

>>73685662
you make me look bad

>>73685727
well that is not very friendly
>>73685762
sry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4V1p1dM3snQ

>>73685662
Would you consider yourself homosexual?

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What's your state like bros?

pic related is me

>>73685800
it's alright. no hard feelings. just try not to embarrass me next time

>>73685816
No

>>73685702
Start drinking more alcohol because she stopped looking like taytay

>>73685842
my state is a fucking pan

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>>73685702
i'd put my meat in her taco

california jerking off to gay porn ahh yes

>>73684795
didn't Obamas church hate America or something like that

I ate a lot of sugar today and my body has gone completely nuts. Do I have diabetes or something? I feel like i'm dying

What am I going to do about my swollen ball lads
Starting to worry I haven't even fapped in over two weeks

>>73685920
I guess its like eating a spoon of cinnamon, drink loads of water

>>73685576
someone post the pence 'thats where you're wrong kiddo' image

>>73685920
Do you prefer burial or cremation?

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*blocks your path*

>>73685920
go for a run fatty

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I've been eating tons of unleavened bread for Passover this past week. Tuesday was my first time trying it, I've never heard of it until recently. I'm pleasantly surprised, it's really good. It's even better than fresh-baked bread made with yeast.
Y'all should give it a try. It's easy to make, only uses simple ingredients.

>>73684169
then it's blacks shooting each other, like every other violent crime in america

Looking for upvotes thanks

antifa >>>>>>> nazis

why do people blame Trump for all these military actions lately? Do they not realize hes probably being hand held by a fucking 4 star general? This is in the palm of his hand compared to whoever Shillary would have appointed SoD

Ya know what?
Fuck drumpf.
And you know another thing?
Fuck huwhite people.

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*blocks your path*

just cummed

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>>73686157
*grabs you by the path*

>>73686157
*cums on you*

>>73686142
elegantly stated

>>73683758
>>73683812
>>73683865
Define "assault weapon"

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I like asians. White girls are nice too.

>make multiple posts
>no (you)s

>>73686244
no one likes you tho

>he gets no (you)s
lmao

>>73683758
>>73683812
>>73683865
god i hate women

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>>73686187
>>73686190
*carries you*

Every time I hop on the scale I've lost another 10 pounds... liked it at first but getting nervous now

>>73686268
A cute blond girl smiled at me yesterday.

I'm going to fuck the cum baby

>>73685842
PA
Trees and valleys everywhere

@73686249
>make a actionpost
>get (You)s

>>73683865

lolwat
I wish I went to school for dodgebullet.

>>73685297

Yeah but as long as you show a little assertiveness without overdoing it, you'll be fine. Actually, I think that may be the only reason I never got my ass beat at school...

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>>73686244
I also like asians but they don't like me :(

>>73686296
how often do you hop on?

>>73686296
How fat are you?

>>73686334
Once every two months. I was 210 in November. Now I'm 180.
Need to buy all new pants

>>73686326
saved and sent to gf

>>73686413
Always good to se someone using my OC :^)

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Say Joy Lane one more time

>>73686418
if you get laid because of it i deserve at least a succ

>>73686413
bebi is literally the symbol of good healthy children.

fact:
more innocent people die getting shot in america than innocent people in mexico

I voted for Bill Clinton

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this are getting way out of hand

>>73686553
that's because no one in Mexico is innocent

>>73686588
I got a "choose the street sign" one, and there was a blurry nigger standing next to the sign lmao

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What kinda coffee should we get anon?

>>73686608
E z

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>>73685842

>>73686627
nescafe

>>73686627
i don't drink coffee. and no i don't drink tea either.

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>>73686608

>>73686639
draw imo

>>73686627
uh-u-ur pretty h-hi

You guys gotta stop killing people because girls don't like you. Jeez.

>implying i'm black
TAKE THAT BACK

>>73686716
BETA UPRISING NOW!!

what are the most comfortable slippers

>>73686819
will the beta uprising come before or after the race war?

>>73686779
She's not my type. She's not sexy enough for my liking.

>>73686844
betas are apart of every race, so before.

This is like the third story I've seen in a month of guys going on shooting sprees because they're having relationship problems.

>>73686689
Ummm eewww

>tfw scared to smoke before or during work because I don't want my coworkers to know I smoke
literally passing on free smoke breaks because I'm too conscious of my shitty habits

>>73687027
They literally don't give a single shit.

*makes denmark like girls*

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>mom started crying because I'm 23, never had a girlfriend and do nothing except work and play video games
wew lads

>>73683758
>no trigger discipline
she ought to be shot

*likes canada*
:^))

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>American literature

>>73687077
>do nothing except work and play video games
are you SURE that's all you do?

>>73687142
This has actually happened to me

>>73687138
give us hans island back

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>>73687077

>23

wait until you're 30 and still doing the same thing.

>>73687160
Yeah sure here are your islands
*take a gigantic big smelly shit*
Well go ahead, plant your flag

>>73687077
meonopause

>>73687142
that's never happened to me because when I used cum socks they got so crusty and smelly I could never mistake them for wearing socks. I'm glad I use toilet paper now.

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*enters your thread*
HEARD U WAS TALKING SHIT

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>>73687152

cumming into a sock feels much better than tp desu

*keeps talking shit*

>>73687077

Tell her you'll date when you're ready.

Parent's are gross like that.

This is my first year and a half of being single after serial dating for 10 years and my mom spent yesterday morning hinting at me to ask out an old neighbor girl she ran into the other day.

I'm like shit let me breath. Even when you're not a raging virgin they bother you about dating.

>>73687275
>>73687219
Why don't you just cum into your gf's?

>>73687305
always feels incredibly shameful scrubbing cum and lube out of a silicone tunnel

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rate my map

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>>73687231
Put that gun down, little girl. If you keep fronting me and the buds are going to FUCK YOU up.

>>73687406
ayy

Have there been any good movie dvdrips out lately? Just watched Logan earlier and need something for tonight

>>73687297
I have a skin condition on my stomach and right leg that I'm self conscious about. Of course that doesn't seem to factor into her understanding of why I don't put myself out there. I'm not trying to make excuses, I just wish she would fuck off about shit like that.

>>73687305
socks are gfs too

>>73687219
how about just have a little cloth and hide it away from any other clothing you may use?

>>73687434
go outside or work out

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for me it is stewart's orange n cream

the best bottled pop

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>>73687406
mm. wow. Serbian girls are spicy

>>73687434
their has literally never been a good dvdrip. waiting for quality is worth it.

>>73687452
but then you have to wash it and it smells. paper is just more hygienic.

>>73687452
i used to do that, but 1 time i accidentally got it wet and that part of my house smelled like cum for days.
it was a mistake i'm not going to make again

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>>73687417
Make me

>>73687456
Can't go outside and workout would be limited to body weight shit

>>73687558
>can't go outside
are you under house arrest?

Just jerk off on the toilet you idiots.

>>73687621
>he doesnt want to jerk off in the comfort of his own bed

running a sock under hot water and then using is great too

>>73687592
/pol/ btfo

>>73687653
>jerk off in bed
>hold foreskin shut
>release into toilet

>>73687780
>foreskin
triggered

>>73687605
No I'm in a hospital and can't even leave the ward to go get a snack cause I kinda went crazy for a bit

>>73687780
foreskins are gross

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>jerk off in bed
>cum into eyes
>let it crust up and then blink it out the next morning

>>73687780
>foreskin
subhuman

>>73687803
you only stay there because you choose to

>Body feels too hot
>Turn on fan
>Body feels too cold
my body has autism physiologically ingrained in to it

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>cum into foreskin
>slingshot cum into toilet from bed

get good

The key to this door leaves my heart open-wide

>>73687830
>>73687813
>triggered