/dixie/ - Southern US and friends

dicksie and cum... lol

California Rules, the South drools!

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>tfw to intelligent to live in the south

>>73683205
Its been a hard day y'all
I want to be held by a kind southerner bud ;_;

>>73683632
Are you from the South?

>>73683710
No.
My brother is going to marry a southerner, based on my expression on her and her family, i must say dixielads are mighty kind. (and yankees are all asshats)

Hmm ... the south
Are you all mad banjo playing, sharp shooting, alcoholics who yearn to separate from the north?

>>73683831
Oh, nice. How did they meet?

>>73683881
I'm not an alcoholic yet

>>73683890
no idea, probably just the internet.
They met a couple of times in america and decided to mary :/
She never came to turkey though, too afraid

North Carolina (Best Carolina) reporting

>>73683881
I cant play the banjo

>>73684026
>too scared to go to Turkey
That sucks bud

>>73683881
yes to all but the banjo

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>>73683205
Nice doggo. Have another.

>>73683333
Huntsville, Alabama has the smartest dixielads. Go live there, intelligence and employment for engineers guaranteed.

>>73684177
its alright honestly.
I understand most americans are afraid of turkey as arab country #69, but its not their fault, the media has horrible coverage for us.

Im probably going to be running to greece (thessaloniki or thrace) but if i cannot learn the language i hope i can migrate to dixie.
Would i be mocked for my accent i wonder?

>>73684061
>>73684239
Guitar or violin then?

How exactly would seceding from the union work, politically and economically?

>>73683205

I wish I was in the land of honey!

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Best(worst) state checking in

>>73684440
It's cotton, not honey.

>>73684320
>Would i be mocked for my accent i wonder?
They might try to imitate you but not in a mean way. Just expect to be asked where you're from every five seconds

I actually had a professor from Ankara and her accent was pretty nice

>>73684400
I play both. Seceding wouldn't work because we don't have an economy beyond "Make California pay for it."

>>73684400
It doesn't work

>>73684320
There are plenty of places that love foreigners in Dixieland. If they don't like you they'll be subtle about it, and those who openly attack you probably have their own problems. It is best to just live by the golden rule (treat others how you want to be treated) and you shouldn't have any problems you wouldn't have anywhere else.

>>73684440
Old times there are not forgotten

>>73684543
>Conway

I remember going to club track meets at your high school WEW

Am I right in thinking music is an important aspect of life in the South?

A lot of brilliant musicians came from the south

>>73684581
Are you from R-Kansas or what?

>>73684543
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!

>>73684527
thats great to hear, atlast i will live in a place where half the people i see on the street automatically hate me because of how i look and dress.

>>73684637
Yeah, grew up on the countryside in Bentonville until I was 12 then moved to AZ

I love it out here but some days I miss those days so much

Ok fellow Southerners. Rice, cotton, or tobacco?

>>73684628
Not as much as it used to be :/

Most of our musicians are glorified pop singers now

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Yankee here

First of all what the fuck is up with your education? I've heard horror stories of yankee honor students visiting the south and all the southern students were nodding in agreement at fake information in schools

Second - why do you guys like crayfish so much

Third - what happened to the fucking flags

>>73683881
No, they are mostly fat nerds ruled by a Pajeet aristocracy.

It's really pathetic, that is they pretend to be peckerwoods online c

>>73684628
I listen to music almost all the time so maybe. Most of the younger generation tends to listen to pop or worse, nigger music though

>>73684785
Disregard number 3 I'm a faggot

>>73684709
Bentonville is actually pretty nice

>>73684719
My state produces half of all rice in the US lmao

>>73684785
Crawdads are good, fuck you

>>73684785
1. dunno lol
2. They are tiny lobsters that are native to the region. If you had access to cheap lobster wouldn't you love it?
3. "Confederate flag is a symbol of muh racism and muh white power"

>>73684701
They won't hate you unless you're a cunt

Hey there.
Looks like the last thread fell victim to the Easter spam. Damn shame too, we would have hit the bump limit with that one probably.

>>73683296
Divisiveness OUT
Coleslaw and Cornbread IN

>>73684998
Hell if you wire $75 to their steam account they'll let you rail their high yellow sister.

Or pretend to be in the national guard and theylll let you sodomize themselves on the spot, tearily thanking you for your service.

>>73685058
Hey bud. How was your day?

Also, before I forget, can you do a "Stinky Dumb Yankee Scum" one when you get the chance?

>>73685159
Go away, this thread is for comfy people

>>73685167
>Also, before I forget, can you do a "Stinky Dumb Yankee Scum" one when you get the chance?
Sure thing.

>Hey bud. How was your day?
Hell if I know, haha. I've only been awake for about 30 minutes. I'm a night owl. Yours?

CORNBREAD IN

>>73685245
It's been pretty alright. Have to do a test and write an essay later tonight

>>73685159
Did made me chuckle, but rude desu

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Tune

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTwJvVTQ6-0

>>73685369
Sounds like a good time. What on?

>>73684440
listen jap stay away from the doggo

>>73685520
Finance test and an essay on Frederick Douglas for history. It's officially "guiltrip people over slavery" time

>be dixie
>lose civil war
cannot fabricate

>>73685568
If only Jefferson Davis hadn't been such a monumental shitter

wat do y'all think of canadians ?

>>73684785
1. both the north and the south have some disinformation at schools. The north has more PC bullshit, and the south has more religious nutjob bullshit.
2. Crawdads are like mini lobsters, so yummy and easy to crack open

She came to me shortly after Christmas
Said she hated sport & New Year's Eve
But the truth doesn't wait to come in season
And what we had feared was now believed
She said she'd leave come Monday mornin'
Catch a plane if I'd split the fare
She said she had friends in New York City
She'd look them up and have the baby there

And now she's alone in New York City
Livin' like Lord I wonder how
An angel in hell in New York City
But I can't think about that now

Honey, will you tell him Bible stories
And give him all the love I never could?
But never tell him too much about his daddy
'Cause there's not much to say that's good
He'll have to learn it all from his mother
How to count and say his ABC's
And when you teach him prayers to say at bedtime
Leave out "God bless daddy," won't you please?

And now they're alone in New York City
Livin' like Lord I wonder how
2 angels in hell in New York City
But I can't think about that now
I can't think about that now

>>73684785
Our education is really fucked primarily because we pay our teachers garbage wages in favor of more immediate things like roads and infrastructure so that resources can be extracted easier and the wealth shipped out of the South. Our state governments are hopelessly corrupt and complicate of this fact as well.

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Do southerners celebrate paskalya?

Do Southern women say "Well howdy, sugar. How's ya day been?"

What's the origin of the name Kletus?

Do you have a cousin named Kletus and is he managing to keep his hands off your sisters?

>>73685918
They're nice in real life

>>73686038
Hello latvia

>>73686152
No

Probably some Scotch-Irish name

No

>>73686126
RUDE
U
D
E

All i wanted to do was to say merry easter

>>73686152
Ancient rule of the South: "third cousins are yer kissin cousins!"

>>73686152
Kletus is Greek in origin and it's mostly a leftover from early British colonization p

>>73686530
Happy Easter bud

>>73686521
>>73686549
>>73686587
No one says howdy, anymore?

What countries identify with Dixie ideals? (Hospitality, large portions of greasy food, using flags that represent non-existent entities that represented independence?

>>73686653
Older people do

>>73686616
Thanks bud.
The catholic church gave me a massive kinder egg(the 10 lira ones)
It was very nice of them

>>73686701
Greece lmao

>>73686724
That's pretty nice

I am a Southern American.
Very proud of my heritage!

>>73686653
Howdy is for Texans exclusively. Everyone else just says morning

>>73686807
Isn't there a state in the north that's full of Confederados?

>>73686828
Georgians say it

>>73686910
Georgia is a beautiful state. I highly recommend Savannah and Tybee Island.

>>73687191
Feels an awful lot like an infomercial product for old folks to buy. $49.99 plus shipping and handling?

>>73687084
I liked Savannah when I went

I would like to visit Texas sometime. Everything is bigger there. Does this hold true for Codeine syrup?

>>73687545
No

>>73687794
Damn. I'd still like to visit sometime. I hear it's Schedule V or something right. So you should be able to get it from anywhere right? There's been a lot of fuss going around in recent years about Lean and shit and there's supposedly a Lean Bubble going on as I like to call it. Just because those rappers are doing it, fucking teenagers. Its not OTC here so I have to wait till I get sick lmao

Yo I went to vacations to visit family in Tennessee and posted in the /dixie/ threads pretending to be an actual southerner lmao

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>>73686864
Yes, the State of São Paulo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbdetKEk4ek

>>73687878
It varies by state but you probably won't find it in Walmart or CVS or any of the bigger chains. Small stores may sell it but idk if it's otc in Texas

Are canadians yankees ?

>>73688093
I tried some googleing but I didn't find anything. I'd be a little ironic if it was not OTC in Texas considering that it's the place of origin for it's popularity today

>>73688301
You're not a part of the Northern US so no

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Evening (?) friends.

>>73688058
Why are you so racist, Brazil?

>>73686701
Scotland, but they're left-wing so not quite.

Are white folks more friendly and open than in the north?
"Hispanic" asking

>>73688888
They are the same as everyone else at that, trust me

>>73688371

thx

feels good man

>>73688938
>muh Mexican victim complex

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>>73688888
Depends on if you live in the city

>>73686653
Howdy was never really a Southern thing, that's a Western cowboy sort of thing. I don't know why everybody thinks we say it honestly.

My accent kills me with white folks. It distracts them too much
it doesnt sound like a normal "hispanic" accent according to most of them
>>73688938
i mean you dont behave like beaner right?
>>73689045
quick rundown between city and outside the city?

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>>73688735
It's like a resistance thing. It is true that in the Southern parts of Brazil there are millions of German and Japanese people, in communities segregated from the rest of the country. It so occurs that those are the wealthiest parts of Brazil, so the remainder 90% of the population composed of monkeyly negroes tends to migrate to those areas by the millions, it's quite like what's happening in say London but it's perfectly legal since it's an intranational migration. The corrupt government supports this majority since it means more votes, despite they being useless tramps to society when most of the economy relies on the South. This sparkles racial tensions, riots etc. For example, years ago there was a great wave of racial lynching, crews would go out at night and set fire to homeless black and native people, for example.

>>73688303
That's not what ironic means. Anyway, you can't just go to a store and buy codeine in America.

>>73689126
>quick rundown between city and outside the city?
The cities are usually shitholes full of black people so the whites hate non-whites. Outside of the cities people are usually more willing to give you a chance so long as you don't act like a cunt

>tfw CSA/Brazilian Empire alliance never happened

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every thread is just people asking/answering questions about whether we're racist or not

>>73689157
It is, you faggot.

>Anyway, you can't just go to a store and buy codeine in America.
why not

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>>73689307
Can't really blame them

>>73689333
>why not
Niggers

>>73689367
the black menace strikes once again

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>>73689438
>tfw FDR and Johnson set back black America 70 years

>>73683205
New Yorker here - south sucks. p.s. I'M WALKIN' EERREEE

jk my sister lives in Savannah and it's p. nice

>>73689307
i know you all white folks put a lot of emphasis into race. I am racist, everybody is, but not to the point that if someone behaves well and he is a blackie or asian, i am gonna pretend he doesnt exist, like you all do to me. I just wanna see how racist are you all compared to other parts.

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making mac and cheese

WITH EGGS MIXED IN FOR PROTEIN

>my boss made me work all fucking day on easter

>>73689464
i dont know what FDR did to achieve that but i know for a fact that penises had a lot of involvement

What's worse? Arrogant yanks or shameless scalawags?

>>73683205
Does Iowa count as friends?

>>73689557
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot%E2%80%93Hawley_Tariff_Act
This was Hoover but FDR signed really ineffective trade agreements that made it nearly impossible for us to remove them during the depression

When we removed the tariffs to fight commies our industrial sector collapsed and fucked black America. It's why our inner cities are wastelands

>>73689638
/dixie/ welcomes all comfy posters

Whats your policy on minorities oogling white women.

>>73689754
speaking of commies, dont let them get you down and fight communism where ever you go, friend.

capitalism is dope as fuck

>>73689869
It's the man's fault for not being territorial about the women of his own kind. If a black spreads his seed to a white woman then it means the white man was not manly enough to keep the white woman on the leash.

>>73689869
It almost always ends badly but those women are fucked anyway so whatever

>>73689922
fucking hell I need this right now

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>>73689922

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>>73689922
10/10 would go back for thirds

>>73690241
How was your day bud

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>>73690259
terrible

the boss scheduled everyone for a full day on easter sunday and it was dead and boring and shit

but now i have beer so its all going to be alright

Can Northern Virginia posters post?

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>>73690310
Traitor fucking scum

>>73683205
Is Florida Dixieland?

>>73690309
Where do you work?

>>73690335
we are the birthplace of Washington and Lee

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>>73690392
plant nursury

fun work, keeps me in shape

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who /drinking/

>having guinness right now

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>>73690446
Now you've gone blue

>>73690512
because of Arlington and Alexandria. They should be DC desu

>>73690505
Meme drink

>>73690505
drinking Kirkland

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>>73690512
it can be retaken

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>>73683333
Are....are you me?

>>73690463
sounds pretty cool, wish I was around green all day.

>>73690505
some shitty white wine from (((California)))

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>>73690535
better than semen

>>73690521
They need a nuke

>>73690566
Delet

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>>73690537
>>73690565
cheers

>>73690595
>no

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When will we unite the world under its rightful Anglo overlords

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>>73690701
>uniting under anglo scum

their empire is lost

our confederacy shall spread south over all of latin america, but never north of the mason dixon

all that is southern belongs to the south

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>>73690781
Golden Circle when?

>>73690781
Who said Britain would be in charge

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>>73690834
from the mason dixon to patagonia, the stars and bars shall reign

we can give our new vassal states our leftover flag designs

>>73690836
kek

>>73690897
Fuck those look terrible lmao

>>73690897
my god those are all horrible, including the Stars and Bars

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>>73691008
>muh yoonyun jak

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>>73690897
>The bottom three flags on the left corner

>>73688888
One Mexican I know spent a year in North Carolina and was mistaken for Black

Another Mexican I know spent a year in Indiana and was mistaken for Asian.

Back East is an odd place for Hispanics not of Caribbean extraction.

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Dubs and I sucker punch this doggo

I wish I could be a Texan. I'm a Southerner, I wish I could just be from that particular state and be able to tell people I'm a Texan.

>>73691352
Singles and you give him a belly rub and a chew toy instead.

>>73691352
>>73691431
Do it pussy

>some US companies control more wealth than most countries

>>73691352
Cute. I ought to post the coonhound we have here.

The real question is if Yankees are really people

>>73692599
Only the ones that still have actual New England culture and accents (read: very few of them).

>bible belt > rust belt

>>73692756
Oh come on, don't bully the Rust Belt, that's like hitting a kid who was abused by his parents and is in foster care.

Reminder that the Confederacy would have eventually outlawed slavery anyway

>>73692949
Brazil did so by the 1880s, so definitely. And probably within a generation or maybe two of secession occurring.

>>73693028
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lei_Áurea
Brazil gained independence in 1822. That law was passed in 1888. Apparently, before it, they had two other laws that didn't entirely do away with slavery: first, one declaring children of slaves free; and second, one declaring slaves free upon turning 60.

>>73693028
>>73693112
Do you know what is funny?
Abolishing slavery was actually a plan by the monarchy. The Emperor of the time, his family and most loyal subjects were idealists and believed in racial equality. When slavery was abolished, most farmers grew fucking angry and there was a coup and that's how monarchy in Brazil ended, giving birth to our (banana) Republic. I think that's similar to the US Civil War, since abolishing slavery caused a huge conflict in both countries. The difference is that ours was a quick and efficient coup instead of a long and bloody war.

Euros probably think that our aristocrats had the modern Southern accent

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>ask for gravy
>get brown gravy

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>dixie keeps dying

>>73694986
I've been bumping it every time it reaches page 8 or so. The last two died from being buried in Easter spam, but that's over now.

Question? How is Pennsylvania seen from a Dixie standpoint? On one hand we have the most hunters per capita lots of farm land, on the other we are literally the definition of the Mason-Dixon.

>>73695054
You're Yankees

>>73683205
connecticut? dixie or yank? am i dixie if i am from there? can i call you guys my hicks? kind of like how blacks call each other niggas? can i be an honorary dixie guy? what do you guys think?

>>73695302
More like connect a cuck lmoa

>>73695137
That's fine.

Are we better than NOVA with the suburbs and dropping their kids Jayden and Braeden off to lacrosse practice in Prosches. Or is it an all Dixie > all Yankee thing?

>>73695327
/dixie/ welcomes all comfy posters

>>73695323
that's VERY rude my hick brother. we need solidarity in the south for us (((southerners)))

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>>73695372
>putting reddit marks around southerners
>all the Jews live in the North

>>73695397
uhhh hello!? i live in the south. the south of new england. im one of you.

>>73695302
Sounds to me like you're tryin' too hard.
>>73695323
That anything like Connect Four?

>>73695341
In that case I'll have a sweet tea and a burger thank ya very much.

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>>73695435
pedestrian effort bud

>>73695479
ok can i come out. mhmm but pleaseeee whatever you do, do not punish me for being a bad little yankee! ohhh pleeaase noo.

>>73695445
I can't send tea through the internet, but I posted a little tutorial a while back.
https://yuki.la/int/73480351#p73488213

Bump for Glory

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>>73685167
Here ya go, man.

>>73698386
Thanks bud

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>>73698449
Bonus making-of WebM. I spent way too goddamn long trying to get the file size on this down, haha.

Is it worth trying to watch college football? NFL seems too plastic

>>73698886
Watch baseball.

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Page 10? Fuck that.

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tfw no hot southern bf

fuck

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I live in Kansas, am I Dixie?

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morning /dixie/

>work cancelled on account of rain

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bump

>>73698886
I never got college football, the players change every two years or it doesn't feel like something you can really invest time into. Regardless it's huge down here.

>>73706193
>here
did it again, fuck. *there

>>73706193
its a fucking mint senpai

colleges in the big league make more money off their football programs than their tuition

>>73706232
I understand why the colleges do it, obviously, but I don't get why the Deep South in particular is full of such hardcore fans of it.

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Stop riding bulls

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>>73706612
>why is the region known for regional pride proud of their regional football teams

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>>73706669

>>73704851
Sweet

Any good music knocking around in Dixie Land?

>>73708078
What are you looking for

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>>73708078
the best music in the states senpai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUzVUNJKiDc

>>73708175
stuff like this >>73708255

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>>73708379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJOIqmlI65Y

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VAbrnjdtYw

>when brits saunter on down to /dixie/

y'all are always welcome

Is Arizona honorary /dixie/?

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>>73708537
>muh Brits will fight for cotton maymay

>>73708446
>>73708537
good stuff m8

>>73708610
nah, y'all are the southwest, which is its own cool thing

>>73708618
>tfw we couldn't seal the deal to keep the southern economy running during the war

>When the Union did declare a blockade upon the rebel states in April 1861, however, it did not prompt the response expected from the Europeans. The blockade’s legal and political implications took on greater significance than its economic effects because it undermined Lincoln’s insistence that the war was merely an internal insurrection. A blockade was a weapon of war between sovereign states. In May, Britain responded to the blockade with a proclamation of neutrality, which the other European powers followed. This tacitly granted the Confederacy belligerent status, the right to contract loans and purchase supplies in neutral nations and to exercise belligerent rights on the high seas. The Union was greatly angered by European recognition of Southern belligerency, fearing that is was a first step toward diplomatic recognition, but as British Foreign Secretary Lord John Russell said, “The question of belligerent rights is one, not of principle, but of fact.”

>>73708663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kQdWj3VZ_s

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

>yeah bring me champagne when im thirsty
>bring me reefer when i wanna get high

>>73708794
>In 1861, Southerners voluntarily embargoed cotton shipments, hoping to start an economic depression in Europe that would force Britain to enter the war to get cotton, but this did not work. Worse, Europe developed other cotton suppliers, which they found superior, hindering the South's recovery after the war.[183]
JUST

>>73708794
>>73708900
muddy waters
yes m8

him and freddy king are the two blues musicians that stand out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFvQo1si_p8

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>>73709066
both are top notch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP7acmLNySI

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>when you bring on a klansman to make fun of of but he rips everyone new assholes in his glass box of emotion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLhJ8tGTMs0

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>cozy day inside

gonna make sweet tea

>>73706612
They literally have nothing else to down there.

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>>73709386
everyone trying their hardest to wind him up
>he's not bothered
>all it takes to rile all in the room is for him to say "ain't nobody scared of you, nigger"

fucking legend

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>>73710092
by the end the fucking crowd thinks that old redneck is funnier than all the comics

every one of them got super fucking flustered standing next to him

>>73709738
I've never seen anyone hate Texas except for football tho

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>>73710154
>it ain't my fault you're a nigger
>yeah i like some good nigger jokes
>i like hearing niggers telling nigger jokes
the absolute mad man

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>>73710328
idk who made it

and most arkansans like louisianans

not sure what "muh fudness" is either

>>73710943
Liking guns with wood furniture and believing the 1911 is the pinacle of design I believe.
From Elmer Fudd.

>>73710943
Elmer Fudd. The muh property, muh guns guys in the Ozarks

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>>73708446
Finally got a chance to listen to these

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>>73711005
>>73711095
fair enough, learned something new

>>73711315
good as fuck

>>73711518
Why can't blacks go back to making good music again

/dixie/ more like /ded/ lmao

I want out

>>73714192
>Bil*xi

>>73683205
The south is shit and most of the people there are shit.

t. an escaped Alabamian

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>>73714306

>>73714571
kek

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B U M P
U
M
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bump

>>73695479
me on the left

FUCK THE SOUTH, IT SHOULD HAVE BURNED AFTER THE CIVIL WAR

>>73720385
which state in dixie is this?

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>>73721981
it was

>>73722112
Fuck Mississippi and Alabama poorest states in the country and yet still have the audacity to bitch at other wealthier states as they prop them up with their taxes

>>73722411
what's the problem, bud?

>>73721989
My state.
>can't even write in the right script
Yep, mine.

>>73722490
I hate those two states, Georgia and Texas are cool tho

>>73719064
Is that Prince?

>>73722972
It's Prince's confederate cousin, Dunce.

>>73723013
Don't you ever reply to me again.

does west virginia count as 'the south'?

or is it just 'appalachia'?

>>73723539
:(

>>73723976
Haha, you're a Virginia.

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>>73723976
hmm well if east TN can be appalachia and the south then so can west vriginia yes

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Congratulations on making a thread even more autistic than /cum/

>>73728953
FOY

Haha just kidding, I'm a Union sympathizer

Let's kill these rebels, Sherman!

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>>73728953
>more autistic than /cum/

we're just slow, the autism hasnt creeped in yet

You southerners are alright, its a shame that people portray you as inbred hillbillies when you are the kindest people.

Maybe one day I will get me a dixie chick, hehe.

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>>73729390
best of luck friendo

they make em good down here

>>73721989
The sign's in Russian and it says they got beer, vodka, and … juice.

>>73730155
it's a joke bud

>>73730180
I know. Just thought it was funny to list "juice" next to those.
Unless the sign's also a joke.

>>73683205
Lexington, Kentucky reporting.

>>73729390
Make sure to avoid some of the larger cities. They're pretty trashy.

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>>73731637
welcome brother

>>73731637
Never been to Kentucky, tell me about it.

>>73732516
They don't call us the Bluegrass state for nothing. Lots of nice fields and hills, perfect for horses (Lexington is called the Horse Capital of the World). The only problem is people throwing us with Midwest states like Illinois and Indiana rather than our Southern brothers.

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>>73732798
drove through there on the way to WV helping a buddy move a few months back, that eastern side of kentucky up against appalachia is beautiful

>>73732798
>people grouping Kentucky in with Ohio and Indiana
Never seen someone do this. Also thanks for bluegrass music and bourbon.

>>73686069
teachers aren't in charge of your states' bullshit curriculums though. Fake information has little to do with wages

>>73733032
Shitty wages ain't exactly the best motivation to write a textbook.

>>73733032
what fake information? evolution?

>>73733032
EVILution is a heathen construct

Adam and Eve, not Mendel and Darwin OK

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>>73734824
>tfw not evolved from ape but neanderthal

Business idea: CSA with the US Constitution and a few amendments to limit federal oversight

>>73735142
Vague, but promising.

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>>73735142

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Pretty close to bump limit buds

>>73735818
That we are. Second time we'll make it there if I'm not mistaken.

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>>73735885
>>73735818

yup

we just gotta keep a slow steady thread alive while we recruit regulars

there are options to speed it up but all of them would involve attracting distasteful posters

>>73736012
Thank goodness the gayposters haven't found us

>>73736012
I try to post whenever there's a thread up, so count me in for what it's worth

>>73736012
>there are options to speed it up but all of them would involve attracting distasteful posters
What, can you buy posts the way people on Instagram or whatever buy likes from India?

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>>73736055
>>73736060
its a cozy thread, we all chip in when we can

if we increase traffic too fast it'll attract low quality posters, so i dont mind the slow pace

>fresh OC

>>73736171
Advertise in /cum/

>>73736187
Ah. Naw, fuck that.

>>73736174
/dixie/ gets a hell of a lot more OC than most threads.

Granny made me an apple pie today.

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>>73736171
occasionally /pol/ has /dixie/ threads, and they tend to get a lot of folks, but those folks are /pol/tards

>>73736187 this is an easy way too but you run into the same problem of shitposters, and god forbid footkraut starts hanging out in /dixie/

we're better off going slow and steady

>>73736212
we do, its one thing we have going for us

thanks for that senpai, you've got a cool skill

>>73736227
lucky man, bet it was tasty as hell

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>>73683205
>tfw your state stopped Picket's Charge

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>every butthurt yankee is another bump strengthening us to 310

>>73736012
Why does that marine look like he's retarded?

>>73736305
Superior Scotch-Irish blood

>>73736227
Delicious. Cherry pie used to be my favorite, but I think I like apple more now.

>>73736248
>thanks for that senpai, you've got a cool skill
Any time. Can't draw for shit, so I'm gonna stick to that and the occasional photo I guess, hah.

>>73736282
Aaaaalmost.

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got a good one in the works, posting it in a few

>>73736282
Butthole.

>>73736418
Licking.

>>73736437
Fartbox

Finally found bamboo shoots at the store

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hehe the shirt says USA but it has british flag over it ehehehe

>>73736462
Munchlaxes.

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pierogi

>>73736463
What're ya making?

Theeeeere's the limit.