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Please bath with me edition
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RIP TURKEY
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>>73666175
good taste
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Can we pay respect to Turkey please?
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>>73666175
For future reference, it's either "please bathe with me" or "please have a bath with me"
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>weebshit again
fuck right off
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>>73666289
One day we will claim the OP again, one day
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>>73666264
Sorry if English is not my first language nor a native one but I'm trying not to repeat the mistake again.

>>73666289
Nighttime /a/sean is ded so I'll just dump anime.
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What's going on with Turkey?
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>>73666175
post bath

i have quite a big bath that could fit at least 4 but im not going to show it to you
only my friends can see it
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>>73666289
this

whats with all the weebshits ?
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>>73666331
>only my friends can see it
You mean outside of 4chan? Is it a jacuzzi shape? Cause I have fetish for baths and bathtubs.
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>>73666342
>We have to take back our thread

Make
Asean
Great
Again
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Christ, what a degenerate.
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>>73666392
not telling
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I just sabotaged my friend's relationship and got his ex to give me a bj

I am such a nice person U///U
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>>73666342
Anime is popular in SEA and there are some anons on /asean/ have anime reaction face pics, that's why.
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>>73666320
They had a referendum today which will give Erdogan sweeping new powers and allow him to stay in power till 2029, effectively allowing him to become a dictator.
The results coming in suggest "Yes" will win. RIP Turkish democracy.
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>>73666320
Referendum
>Say Yes to make Erdogan President4Lyfe
>Say No to Civil War

>>73666261
>>73666221
No no no, Erdogan Empire now
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>>73666415
import the Burmese and watch the magic unfold
>>73666460
I know that all too well
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>>73666518
>Erdogan Empire now
Is this Central African Empire all over again?

>>73666460
Sugoi deduction, Sherlock!
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>>73666450
U R A HORRIBLE
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>>73666603
speaking of Central Africa the muddies there are forced to eat pork and gib their daughters plus renounce Islam to come back to their villages


savage Kebab removal on their part desu
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>>73666630
How?
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Do you remember the time where Turkey used to be a parliamentary democracy? Those were the glory days.
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>>73666469
>>73666518
Erdogan is a great man.
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>>73666450
>Stuff that didn't happen vol.3 4th printed edition
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Is Indonesia the last bastion of democracy among mudslime country?
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>>73666800
Do you remember the time when they were secular?
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So indobros, am I the only one who can't browse horriblesubs site?
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>>73666808
Is he Tito levels of great-tier?

>>73666846
Pretty sure there are few other Muslim countries that are also genuinely democratic desu.
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>>73666846
>liking democracy
Democracy is old and busted.
Federal Republic is the new hotness.
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>>73666873
>Do you remember the time when they were secular?
Yeah sure.
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>>73666876
Pretty sure that site is somewhat blocked since Indonesia has selective Internet censorship filter.
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>>73666846
hnnng

don't you behead folks for adultery or some shit ??
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>>73666846
Calling ourself as an Islamic country is a stretch, just because we are the country with the most Muslims in the world doesn't meant that we are a Muslim country.
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http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-04-15/transgender-indonesians-facing-regular-attacks/8443710

why are you bullying her indonbros ?

she's done nothing wrong
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>>73666845
It actually happened
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>>73666983
Pretty sure it happens lately, before that I don't have any problems. I bypass transparent dns before too.
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>>73666808
Maybe... maybe not.
But he effectively ever Turkish democracy today. I expect Turkey to become more and more Islamicized in the coming years.
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>>73667063
suuuure
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>>73666986
>reddit spacing
no, we behead redditors instead

>>73667034
no shit, but it doesnt stop other countries to address us as a muslim one, just like they address turkey as a muslim country even though they are secular
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>>73667134
SEA islam > mena islam

Islam gets better the further far you are from the Arabian Peninsula
i wish my cunt wasn't close to the Arabian Peninsula
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>>73667223
I thought Arabs weren't religious at all.
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fucking rohingyans begging at the traffic lights and on the streets. when are we going to cleanse the street from them? literally look like indian street right now.
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>>73667301
they aren't (Saudis mostly) but for fucked reason they want to import their shit ideology to other countries

literal thorn in that region
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Random anon here, what do /asean/ think of muslims?
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>>73666175

hey there everyone
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>>73667414
Most of them are aggressive.
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>>73667301
Saudi Arabia is the world's sponsor of radical Islam (Wahabbism). They target Muslim communities worldwide.
They do this not only because of religion but also because of political reasons. Radical Muslims are more likely to see the Saudis as the gatekeepers of Islam because they control Mecca and Medina. This, in turn, increases their influence on the region.
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I don't want my photo to be where Islam is being discussed. Bye.
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>>73667554
What bothers you in Islam?
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>>73666846
No
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>>73667554
Too late for that
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>>73667106
I swear it did!
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>>73667650
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>>73667511
I think so as well.
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>>73667554
am I ugly? rate me
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>>73667735
You face looks pretty fine. Not pretty but at least slightly more than average.
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>>73667735
Grow a beard. It'll look nice on you.
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>>73667816
savage
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>>73667735
With that nose you can pass as Duterte's bastard son
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>>73667926
To me (and my taste on boys as well) or the guy? I'm just commenting what I think of his looks. I'm just more keen toward semi-androgynous looking boys though.
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>>73667554
>>73667735
too late bro
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i spent 1000 dorrar on a conference for the food
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>>73667554
>>73667599
>>73667735
>>73667832
>>73667995
>>73668029

It was a ruse to get responses from you. And it succeeded splendidly. Thank you.
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>73668102
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>>73667832
Is it easy to keep it clean?
>>73667816
Are you a girl?
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>>73668102
what are you doing in Korea? are you tki?
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>>73667964
What's wrong with my nose?
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>>73668142
>Are you a girl?
I am. I even occasionally said so on previous /asean/ threads.
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>>73668142
I never had a full face beard (I can't grow one either) but I did had a Goatee (sort of).
Keeping it clean was no problem at all.
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>>73668173
My father has a restaurant here.

>>73668188
Dirais-tu oui si je te demandais de sortir avec moi ?
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>>73668188
Why didn't the french people invent a proper word for the number 70, 80 and 90?

>Soixante-dix 60+10
>quatre-vingts 20+20+20+20
>quatre vingt dix 20+20+20+20+10
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>>73668248
I'd like to have beard. And my body wants it too. It keeps pushing those beard hairs every morning. But literally no man in this country has beard and I don't want to look weird. I want to live in Europe or the United States where it is common for men to have beards.
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>>73668188
Are you asian?
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>>73668258
>Dirais-tu oui si je te demandais de sortir avec moi ?
Not really, I'm not into romance. Just because the anon (or even person in general) is a girl doesn't always mean guarantee to be a partner of romantic love.

>>73668306
I don't know much about it either but I can does the pluses, minuses and sometimes times by calculations pretty fine.
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>>73667995
>I'm just more keen toward semi-androgynous looking boys though.
This is fucking cancer.
I bet you like K-pop.
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>>73668369
I hate humans.
If I could fuck my guitar I would have married it.
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>>73668319
All the more reason to grow one, girls like variety and you'll stand out.
Experiment with different styles and stick with the one you think looks best on you.
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Women are mean and twisted creatures.
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>>73668457
Edgy

IN THE END IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER
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>>73668330
No but I go to /asean/ simply because I assumed that there are fans of anime and manga since said hobby is popular in SEA and even East Asia. Some anons there even post anime reaction faces.

>>73668378
I'm just expressing my opinion, but I don't mind pretty men with some subtle androgynous traits, however I'm not really into fat or old men looks.
And yes I used to be somewhat a fan of K-Pop from late 2000s up to around 2013.

>>73668491
But women can be good and kind even in real-life, just like men are.
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>>73668181
Too flat and the nostrils are too big
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>>73668610
Is it flat?
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>>73668745
idk what's happening with my right eye
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>>73668528
>women can be good and kind even in real
Tu mens sale salope
Tout ce que les femmes font est mentir et trahir
Tu m'aimes pas parce que je ne suis pas un coréen pédé. Quelle raciste.
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>>73668642
Cum on your guitar
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>>73668788
Relax. Your nose is fine.
By the way, you're Korean, right?
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>>73668870
Degenerate
>flag
No wonder.
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> mfw /asean/ thread with no asean flag
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>>73668642
watch out kid, don't cut yourself on that edge
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>>73668891
>you're Korean, right?
No I am not. And thank God for that.
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>tfw seeing people comment about nose here makes me insecure
>tfw family of mulattos
>tfw don't look mulatto
>tfw bullied by my cousins
make it stop
the outside appearance doesn't matter ok
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>>73668894
You love your guitar. So cum on it
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>>73668977
>the outside appearance doesn't matter ok
It shouldn't matter but it matters because of shitty people.
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>>73668948
What's your ethnicity then?
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>>73669032
Guess.
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>>73669065
Are you hafu?
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>>73669065
Indonesian?
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>>73669103
Guess.
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>>73668843
Je suis une femme honnête, même les gens que je connais dans la vraie vie le sait. Je te t'ai dit qu'une personne, peut importe le sexe, peut être gentil, heureux, méchant, aggressif etc. Je connais des hommes and des femmes qui pense que je suis très gentille, sensible mais peu naive.
Et non je ne suis pas un raciste, je rencontre des gens basée sur la personnalité et non par la religion et race.
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>>73669065
(You)
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>>73668948
I thought you are half korean, it's seems you are just a chink
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>>73669152
Je veux simplement être aimé.
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Why do you care about my ethnicity when you don't even love me
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>>73669152
reading this makes me hard in a wierd way desu
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>>73669191
Je sais, j'ai juste exprimé que j'aime bien le look des gens (même les peu doudus) tant qu'il ne sont pas obèses, mais je le dit particulièrement dans le media et la vraie vie dans le moindre mesure. Je trouve que ton visage a l'air plus que moyenne and bien.
Même avant quand tu es à /asean/, tu t'entends très bien avec moi quand je parle n'importe quel sujet.
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>>73669225
じゃあ、死ね
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>>73669352
>No I won't go out with you
>You talk so well with me with any topic.
Are you friendzoning me?
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>>73669179
I'm not Chinese. Take that back. I find it very offensive.
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>>73669454
I attempted to romance with one person in my childhood but I decided to let it go. I don't have much interest in romance in the end and I'd rather want to get along with anyone through friendship, not just you.
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>>73669550
Are you suggesting that we become friends with benefits?
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>>73669454
Ah, kys.
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>>73669624
God is not pleased with your remark. Aren't you afraid of God?
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>>73669609
Yeah probably, particularly if it's someone who is morally attracting me through niceness and vice versa.
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2am alone in my bed talking to faceless people online
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>>73669675
I don't think you understand what friends with benefits mean. It means "les amis qui se baisent".
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>>73669624
If I really kill myself tonight, how would you feel? Your remark contributes to that.
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I have a headache.
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>>73669706
Might as well post dick
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>>73669751
I don't understand much about what "friends with benefits" means, I thought it's just a mere friendship contact since at first sight or something.

>>73669793
It's a meme. Pic related about how it came out.
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>>73669868
It means he wants to have sex with you.
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>>73669860
Or anime and manga.
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>>73669868
When your friend, who works in a supermarket, gives you special discounts, because he is your friend, is called being friends with benefits
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>>73669898
Too bad. I'd rather get along with everyone through simple friendship then.
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>>73669944
I see, but the word is commonly referred as having two close friends having sex without being emotionally involved.
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>>73669860
Why should I?
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I want to order Chinese food.
I want to play guitar but neighbor is sleeping.
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>>73670129
Wow....pretty masculine
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>>73667735
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This guy is 5 years older than me. Found him in my grandmother's warehouse. I'll fix him today and see how he'll sound like.
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>>73670129
>>73670405
she said you look like Pachara Chirathivat
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Reminder that Austronesians are NOT native to Asean and should go back to Taiwan
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>>73670374
Are you gay?
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>>73670477
Who is she
Who is pratrrjrjgn chidjkatif
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My guitar is touching my dick.
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I'm ordering Chinese food because I need consolation from two rejection in one day.
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>>73670783
Can I help you? Sorry if I don't live in Korea.
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You choose what I eat.
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>>73670837
>I want platonic, pure friendship
>But he still has to be in proximity of me.
Looks like someone is anticipating the D, methinks?
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>>73670783
>tfw be university student
>can't even afford decent food
That's not so bad, at least you get to eat nice
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>>73670919
Dunno, I just wanted to help you choose which Chinese food would you want to eat.
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>>73670946
That is sad brother. I wish I could send you food.
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Literally not a single ASEAN flag in the last 10 posts.
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>>73671137
I ordered seafood fried rice and fried pork strips. I will only eat one and save the other for tomorrow. Lequel devrais-je manger ?
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>>73671411
It's 1-2:00 am there. They've gone to sleep.
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>>73671426
You can decide what food you want to eat today but I suggest fried pork strips since it's simple and more delicious.
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>>73670878
Damn I hate Britain
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>>73671523
k
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>>73671523
Let's say I'm rich, and I can book a flight to France this very moment, then will you agree to meet me?
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>>73671745
My mom told me not to meet with strangers I don't know so better discuss with you through online, ok?
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Aqua's ass is better than Eris' pads.
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>>73671745
buy me a Nintendo Switch and a PS4 Pro please
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Food had come.
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>>73666873
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Food does not betray. Food always makes you happy. Always.
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>>73672519
>neo-nazis will defend this
kek
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Wow, this gay thread is still going on.
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>>73672528
>>73672404
Sigh, chinese food is shitty here ;-;
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>>73672653
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>>73672780
*sponsored by Vox
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>>73672780
alt-cuc.ks are like those people that complain about interracial relationships, but secretly are into interracial porn
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Food is better than girls.
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Food adds to you.
Girls take from you.
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What about girls eating food?
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>>73673226
>>73673280
Holy shit you're even more autistic than her.
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I have a headache
Is this the end
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Sorry for all the fish
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The worst /asean/ thread is dare I say it, when foreign flags start hijacking the thread.
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>>73673347
There are many autists who are anons on 4chan, what else is new?
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J'ai mal à la tête
Est-ce la fin

Désolé pour tous les poissons
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>>73673415
It's to make new /asean/ threads everyday once one thread that reach bump limit (300+ replies) can pass to the next. Rince and repeat.
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>>73673421
I thought you're the most autistic person in /asean/ beside that aussiefaggot who posted orangutan+dog pictures.
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I opened the fried rice because I suffered 2 rejections today. One from Korean whore. One from French whore. I need 2 dishes.

Why stay in shape when girls don't even life me
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>>73673481
Well I used to go on /a/ all the time (and still go but through archives albeit not much), I grow accustomed of the 4chan culture.
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>>73673481
There are some limits of how we can tolerate your assburgerism.
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Food is benevolent.
Girls are malevolent.

La nourriture est bienveillante.
Les filles sont malveillantes.
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Great, now we have a permanent baguette poster, gook-indo poster, and possibly a pajeet poster.
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8 billion people on Earth and now 1 to console me.

8 milliard de personnes sur la Terre est pas une pour me consoler.

I have a headache.

J'ai mal à la tête.
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>>73673574
You sound so edgy, its already 03.30am in Korea, why you haven't sleep yet, how old are you?
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>>73673842
DAS RITE
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>>73673865
>now
not

>>73673907
Sleepy but can't sleep because of headache. End me.

>How old are you
Guess. You saw my photo.
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>>73673749
eat it with baygon pal, it will be more tasty
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>>73673918
Go away Pajeet.
>>>/out/house
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>>73673973
>Sleepy but can't sleep because of headache. End me.
Just sleep deeply and please take a tisane to calm you down.
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>>73674011
Kek, so you are the Merula impostor.
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Guitar and food make you happy and they never betray you.

Girls can (theoretically) make you happy but they never do and they betray you.

Girls are worse than inanimate objects.

>>73673842
I am not Korean. Take that back.
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>>73674102
Go fuck your guitar baby
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>>73674102
You can't fool me you commie gook
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>>73674063
Damn I saw that pic once before, now it appears that Merula is still alive (?) from the look of the archive below:
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/search/image/g26s7AjrFhrx0FhSo2-UBw/
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There were some girls interested in me.

Then they ask me about Korean dramas and K-pop idols that I know nothing of and think I'm weird and walk away.

I will not stoop to their level just to get them like me.
>>
who triggered the gook?
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>>73674309
It's just an indon diaspora
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>>73674224
He is the impostor. The real Merula has hanged himself by the time that guy posted his Baygonmie.
F
Semper Fidelis brother.
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>>73674309
Probably those who lives in ASEAN.
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>>73674036
Je suis incapable de m'endormir et tu me dis de m'endormir. J'imagine que j'hallucine.

I can't sleep and you tell me to sleep. I think I'm seeing things.
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>>73673973
maybe 19yo, are you neet?
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>>73674411
So do you want to continue playing guitar to make you sleep or just watch something you like.
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>>73674224
this guy >>73674372 is right, I'm not Merula
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>>73674011
My science teacher told me that is actually edible. I don't believe him.

Mon prof de sciences m'a dit que c'est réellement comestible. Je me méfie de lui.
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>>73674372
>>73674516
Now I know why...
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>>73674518
Everything is edible if you try hard enough
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Holy Shit FREEDOOOOOOOM!
Were we range banned for 2 days? I wonder who's responsible for this, that motherfucker.
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>>73674426
I'm doing nothing since I graduated from high school.

>>73674486
Je ne peux pas jouer car ça réveillera mes voisins. Ils sont gentils mais je ne veux pas les déranger. À 3h52

J'ai perdu mes écouteurs donc je ne peux pas regarder des vidéos non plus.

J'ai ouvert une fenêtre et j'inspire l'air de nuit. Je vis sur un pied d'une montagne et l'air est sympa.

I can't play because that will wake my neighbors. They are nice but I don't want to bother them. At 3:51 AM.

I lost my headphones today so I can't watch anything.

I just opened the window and am smelling the night air. I live on the foot of a mountain and air is nice here.
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>>73674619
Damn, I will miss the Bisaya vs Tagalog posts.
Sayonara, amigos.
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I like this thread because people are less mean here.
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>>73674761
You assumed I'm gay. That's pretty mean
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>>73674703
Did you took a bath tonight?

>>73674761
I agree. I hope it stays that way when a new nighttime /asean/ thread will come assuming the Brit and SEA posters are still here.
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>>73674815
You asked a guy to post his dick. That is pretty telling.

>>73674821
Well yes. I shower everyday at midnight.
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>>73674821
The thing about /asean/ when I go here is that there are not many people who are mean, they just didn't give me much attention compared to say, MKL or Britanons. I've been on /asean/ since last month and I wanted to stay for a while assuming I will improve by frequently lurking and discusses things I'm interested in.
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>>73674739
I said were which means we're already gone for a couple of days. I only see MKL posting during the range ban because he's a good goy tripfaggot.
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>>73674761
>>73674761
>>73674761
Fuck you and your ancestors and your offspring
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Hai naik kepala pulak roti ni
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>>73674954
Lel, maybe you guys got rapture'd.
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>>73674914
I like feminine boys only. That isn't gay
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>>73675071
For me liking traps is a bit gay for a male but acceptable compared to your standard guy on guy love.
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>>73675053
At least you enjoyed a couple of days of pinoy free threads. Tomorrow, /asean/ would be back to normal again.
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>>73675071
Why do people hate masculine men?
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>>73675160
I am not gay. I don't like normal men

>>73675177
Because I am not gay
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Maybe I should move to the west. But then I'll get discriminated for being a foreigner. I experienced it in Canada.
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>>73675263
Then I recommend you go to the Nordic countries, I heard people are very nice there (I already went to Denmark last year).
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>>73675251
So you assumed I'm a feminine Asian boy so you asked me to post my dick and I turn out to have a masculine body and that turned you off.

God I just got rejected by a homo. 3 rejections in one day.
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>>73675263
Really? I always thought Asians weren't discriminated against as much in the West.
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>>73674703
>I'm doing nothing since I graduated from high school.
"dont waste your time, you're still young", that's what I want to said, but I'm neet too, graduated from uni 2 monts ago
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>>73675172
Fuck, that means those bobo Pinoys will post in Filipino.
Putang ina!
>>
Indo-gookguy, do you want to become a regular poster of /asean/ just by lurking first like I do?
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>>73675354
Someone wrote "Chink" in black pen in my apartment door. This was in Montreal. So it was actually written as "Think" cuz in French Chink sounds like Shink.

>>73675386
Well do something with your degree.
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>>73675354
The united airline happening prove it to be false
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>>73675492
>Think
Tchink

Autocorrection

>>73675491
Redis-le en français s'il te plaît. Je ne saisis pas ce que tu veux signifier.
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>>73675328
I didn't say I love you wtf

But thanks for posting your boxers
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>>73675542
>Redis-le en français s'il te plaît. Je ne saisis pas ce que tu veux signifier.
Veux-tu rejoindre /asean/ comme étant un poster régulier en commençant par regarder les commentaires et ensuite répondre ce que tu penses comme je fais avant?
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>>73675526
I really don't think that was racially motivated, though
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>>73675480
Expect the return of the toxicity of region wars, ethnic wars, and the never ending braindead forced discussions of pinoy/pol/ which kinds of loops every single day.
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>>73675583
>I didn't say I love you
That is rejection, you dumb homo.

>>73675636
Je comprends pas. Veux-tu que je réponde aux personnes ? Je l'ai fait et je le fais, tu vois...
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>>73675810
You didn't confess to me. I am not gay
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>>73675731
Pretty sure there are continuous Indopolitics talks in some previous /asean/ threads but those weren't as annoying and don't last for too long.

>>73675810
What I meant is that once you go to /asean/ by regularly visiting the threads everyday, at least you can reply to someone's post of a topic you like and make your own posts that are guaranteed to be replied to a degree.
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>>73675887
Well I'll stay for a while because I have no one to talk to. My """""friends"""""" stopped calling me after graduation. I don't care because they were sort of losers. They are probably playing video games all day. They showed signs of addiction in high school.
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>>73675881
>>73669860
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>>73675996
Isn't vidya addiction a common korean thing? I bet I can get a gf just by not playing moba all day
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>>73676043
Maybe if you arent hairy it might make you more trap @_@
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>>73675583
It's shorts. I'm not wearing underwear underneath.
I wear trunks for underwear. Boxers are for savages.
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>>73675526
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>>73676075
>Isn't vidya addiction a common korean thing?
It is. I used to watch Arirang in late 2000s and on Fridays (and probably on weekends I think) the channel aired a e-sports program.
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Summers are hell.
Spring is hell.
Autumn is hell.
Anything but winter is hell.
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>>73675996
>they were sort of losers
>says the autist who's posting in 4chinz at 4am in the morning.
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>>73676075
It's a common thing but I didn't go to Korean high school.
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>>73666450
Brat is a cute, a cute!

Best yuru of all
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>>73676178
As in threads on 4chan?
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>>73676191
>a Spanish rape baby
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>>73675731
Well, at least I don't understand what they are talking about, so my ass didn't feel any pain.

>>73675887
Not for you.
I hate those Indog /pol/tards, they are a bunch of opinionated spergs who don't have enough brain cells to know better.
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>>73676126
How big?

>>73676160
I never played moba, so I never gotten deep into it. Which is great considering that none of those moba Coreans look cute anyway
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>>73676191
>an autist who posts on 4chan at 3:00 am in the morning tries to insult another autist

It's falling apart
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>>73676197
Well which school did you go to then?

>>73676216
IKR :3
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>>73676235
>can't debunk my statement because he realized that it's the truth
>resorts to ad hominem instead
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>>73676276
>I never played moba, so I never gotten deep into it.
In the late 2000s, MMORPGs are the shit back in the day, dunno what's going on now. Mobage is more popular in Japan though, especially as of late (I have two mobage apps to play on my phone).
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>>73676276
>How big?
16 centimeters
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>>73676178
Where are you living? West Bengal?
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>>73676219
4chan is like drugs
Heat is like being kicked in the nuts. You never want more.
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>>73676340
A foreigner school with international baccalaureate curriculum.

>>73676346
There is nothing to debunk. I just wanted to insult you.
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>>73676390
From last thread, I think he is living on the Northwest region.
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>>73676282
>so assblasted that he gave my post 2 (You)s
>implying that I denied that I'm autistic
wew lad
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>>73676390
Northwest. In the desert.
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>>73676376
proof
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>>73676477
You are like a little baby. But now you bore me. Bye.
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>>73676435
>4chan is like drugs
Preach it man. Who can resist it?
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>>73676499
I'll get banned
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>>73676446
Did you ever have any sexual experience with your schoolmates?

16cm is quite large. Mine's slightly smaller

>>73676362
There's stuff like LoL and dota now. Then there's Clash of Clans and all that mobile Mafia Wars ripoffs
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>>73676628
Nope I had a girlfriend for like a month but nothing happened until she dumped me for being inconsiderate.
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>>73676554
you can upload it somewhere else, and give us the link
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>>73676515
>initiate banter wars
>runs out of bullets after a couple of posts
>y-you bore me. b-bye.
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>>73676722
ok
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>>73676698
Why did she think you are inconsiderate?

At least you got a gf ;-;
>>
Is anyone here lactose intolerant?
I have been consuming dairy products without any problems since I was a kid but now since a few years I feel slightly bloated if I had a cup of coffee or a glass of milk. Is this how it begins? I don't want to give up cheese!
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>>73676792
please include your face in that pic

>>73676958
I dont realize I actually have lactose intolerance till I try to drink 1lt milk in one sit, well mine is not really that bad since I can still enjoy dairy product as long its not too much
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>>73677774
God, this fucking faggot deliver.
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>>73676926
That I didn't buy her coffee all the time we went to a cafe.
That I made her pay for her coffee.
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>>73677774
Not bad tho

>>73677868
Wow she's mean
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>>73677774
Nice we actually have the same length and girth, but mine circumcised
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>>73678087
proof
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>>73677774
Wonder how French-anon react to this. Will she also deliver?
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>>73678184
No now she'll think I'm a pervert and won't talk to me. Girls aren't primarily attracted to dicks.
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>>73677774
>>73678087
wtf man Asian were supposed to have small dicks what am I gonna do now.
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>>73678224
She will deliver when coerced enough.
She did once and if you keep asking her then maybe she'll feel obligated to post her tiddies and cunny.
>>
>>73678224
Do girls orgasm?
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>>73678361
Yes desu
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>>73678327
>She did once
What?
>>
>>73678225
You can compensate by browsing /fit/ and /k/.
>>
>>73678408
This is the truth, coming from the holy Dalai Lama!
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>>73678440
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/int/thread/73248302/
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>>73678440
Well, complicated story, but /asean/ begged her to post her chest and she simply deliver (albeit with tank-top). But it doesn't end there, the flipbong then asked her to post her bra and guess what?
She also deliver!
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>>73678562
Not only did you respond but you have to link it too, you fucking slut.
>>
>>73678408
Hello neighbor!
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>>73678627
I just feel forced to. Good thing I didn't undress past my bra.
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>>73678562
Well...
Care to take it off and do it once again?
Pretty please...
>>
>>73678668
Namaste pajeet
>>
>>73678685
I don't think so, or else people will get angry at me like >>73678627
It's better to stop there. Sometimes sexual imagination is superior than seeing in reality.
>>
>>73678723
Don't Nepalis have similar names as well? So... You're Pajeet too?
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>>73678751
Well, but think of the joy that you could bring to us and that guy who posted his penis. Don't you think that we deserve to see your gorgeous body?
>>
>>73678877
I'm completely afraid after what happened to the bra incident with some anons that are against me (like >>73678627
and a Malay anon who calls me fat), I swear never to repeat anything like it again. Promise?
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>>73678854
Not really desu.I think we've some similar name to North east indian.But we also have name mixed with Tibetan and western.For example My real name is Pukar.Furthermore we're now coming with a unique name.My neighbor named his son 'Diamond'
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>>73679050
If you do so, then I will take the white helmet of deceased Merula and protect you from those faggots.
>>
>>73678673
>i just feel forced to
Ah, kys.
I didn't know being a sperg comes with gullibility. Also, you have the link saved on your notepad, ready to be copy pasted whenever someone asks for the link. What a skank. Hija de futa.
>>
>>73679224
Fuck you man, you are not helping.
>>
>>73679166
I can't show my body anymore, it's the most embarassing thing I ever did in my life on /asean/. Now just look at the Flip anon below:
>>73679224
I didn't save the link at all for a reason, I just searched through archives.
>>
>>73678408
Can I orgasm you?
>>
>>73679339
No i'm pure + i'm a guy
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>>73679102
Diamond, heh that's... different. I know a guy named "lucky" as well. He also happens to be from North East.
Are you chink looking as well?
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>>73679301
Please don't mind that retarded faggot. You can just post it on other website.
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>>73679447
No i'm more Filipino looking desu.
>>
>312 replies
>33 posters

THE BUMP LIMIT HAS REACHED ALREADY
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>>73679255
I'd rather watch midget interracial scat porn than some aspie skank stripping 2bhwy.

>>73679301
Sure you do.
>>
>>73679578
Uh... please?
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>>73679634
I'll plan to make a new thread for that reason.

>>73679603
Why do you hate me besides my autism and body? Just because of my love for anime and manga and being a fanfic beginner who only wrote one story so far?
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>>73679522
Interesting, I didn't know that. I look Filipino as well and a friend of mine used to say that I looked Nepalese.
Guess he was right...
>>
>>73679726
So which part of pajeet land are you from desu?
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>>73679714
Y-you will deliver?
>>
>>73679780
I mean clearly that I wanted to start a new thread since it reached bump limit.
And no I can't show my body anymore, it's the reason people continued to bully me so I'd prefer to stop there for safety reasons. Hell, the bra pic is probably deleted by a janitor.
>>
>>73670129
H-hot
>>
>>73679774
I'm actually from Northwestern desert part where there are no Asians originally but somehow my mom's side still has Asian genes. I really want to take a genetic ancestry test for this reason.
>>
>>73679876
Why can't western women be pure desu?
>>
>>73679376
Damn it
>>
>>73679876
Wew, just remember that they will never stop to ridicule you, they will find a reason to mock you. And they will also never stop to ask for your tits because this is 4chan.
>>
>>73679967
>Northwestern
Ah so you're from rajasthan i guess.How well north east indians speak hindi?
>>
>>73680123
I went to Sikkim a couple of years back. They speak pretty Hindi pretty well.
>>
>>73680061
I thought /asean/ is supposed to be all about the region in itself, can't believe they shoehorn so much personal info left and right (not just me but also everyone else).
From this point on I'm just going to talk mostly about anime and manga things to stop the shame (there's already MKL and a Brit with a Satania pic for that), if that is enough I will actually also talk about the ASEAN countries. Other than that, I could rarely talk anything else.
>>
>>73679603
>Sure you do.
I didn't even save it on my favorites, I just know the URL in question. Are you also the guy who is behind this past post as well:
>tiny tits
>womanlet
>writes fanfict
>draws weird shit
>probably a cuckqueen
>>
>>73680123
What part of Nepal are you from? Does it snow there?
>>
>>73680268
Don't you also be involved in shoehorning your own personal info? Seriously, we all know your name and all the detail about you.
I've said this before and I will say this again; Welcome to 4chan and enjoy your stay.
>>
>>73680426
I know I know. Remember that this is my very first regular time on /int/ since last month just for this general. Before that I'm on /a/ since 5 years ago.
>>
>>73680419
I'm from a city near Pokhara called Dulegaunda.No but it is freezing cold in winter.
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>>73680490
Here, another elaboration regarding the "tits or GTFO" phenomenon.
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>>73680493
Looks beautiful. Very picturesque.
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>>73680814
Yeah we have managed it very well through education and community effort.And all of the picture you found in google are very low very old,low quality and out of date.
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>>73680979
This is the picture I saw. It looks very beautiful.
How is life there, though? The temperatures are reaching 44°C here. It's horrible.
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>>73680682
>reading the pic
What is wrong with being a girl in general then?
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>>73681204
Very comfy and peaceful.Just in another side of hill which that picture was taken we have a hindu and muslim temple just a few meter apart
>>
>>73681246
Just a friendly reminder that being a girl doesn't make you special here and such claim will only be followed by coercive demands to expose your bare chest. So, excuse us if our previous actions may somehow make you feel disheartened, this is 4chan after all.
>>
>>73681375
It does look peaceful. Seems like a very nice place to live. I'm also planning to visit Himalayas again this summer.
Maybe I'll visit Nepal as well someday as well... plus I don't think Indians need a passport to cross the border into Nepal, if I remember correctly.
>>
>>73681677
Yeah you don't.Just don't commit any crime .
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>>73681764
Heh, I'll try my best.
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