>>73663857
>>73663857
typical leaf post
Fuck Drumpf
>Fuck Drumpf
>38 posts early
>>73664056
>Jannys gonna FREAK
>tfw no /cum/ lovepartner
>>73664266
H-hello
>>73664277
ha gay
>>73664277
Hi Cananon. How are you doing today?
Man oh MAN do I have a delicious Easter™ brunch on the way. How about you boys
HAPPY EASTER you cumsluts
>>73664360
I don't celebrate holidays
>>73664358
I'm doing okay. I just woke up and having my coffee.
How about you, Mexico?
>>73664360
ate sum bacon and eggs with black coffee
gonna have some leftovers from few days ago in a hours or so
Montreal here I woke up and vomited some more blood so I'm going to hospital
>>73664437
I would vomit if I lived in Montreal too
>>73664437
So this is the power of Montreal
Had a dream last night that a girl called me handsome
>>73664437
god bless Montreal
>>73664437
faible
>>73664537
Don't let your dreams be dreams (me on the right)
GIB CLAY NOW AROOOO
did kanye name his kid north west because of the concentration of guns and militias in the pacific northwest?
>>73664685
>>73664401
Been awake since friday, starting to feel tired.
>>73664437
told you not to drink. God works in mysterious ways
>>73664780
Maybe you should listen to your body and get some sleep, Mexi-chan.
It puts more stress on your body staying awake that long.
It's Easter, buds!
who /HYPE/ here?
>>73664847
>>73664806
But there's so much left to do
I can't go to bed right now anyway, and want to know more about Canachan
>>73664437
Hope everything turns out alright
>>73664780
Bath salts are not good for you my friend
>>73664919
T-that's nice of you, Mexichan~
What time is it for you?
Whenever I feel bad I just listen to this and feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTBSQKh8teE
>>73664996
8:55AM And there?
Are you listening to something?
>>73664862
Eating dinner with the family today, gonna be nice
>>73665055
Here it's 10:56AM.
Yes I'm listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSJAAo1uNY
Favorite song atm
Want this tripcancer to fuck the hell off
>>73665125
Don't like him?
Filter him
Be P R O A C T I V E
I'm too depressed to study or finish my assignment
>>73665117
That yoshi caught me off guard, I thought I was going insane
>>73665286
D-do you like it?
>>73665234
Good taste
>>73665281
why
>>73665343
Yes, I do like you
>>73665390
I like you too, Mexichan.
Do you have Steam?
>>73665343
Chickens don't chirp fucking stupid 2D slut
>>73665428
I do, post yours or email or something
I am from Buenos Aires
>>73665486
http://steamcommunity.com/id/GabeIfYouAreReadingThisSendMoney/
>>73665500
are you white?
>>73665545
maybe
>>73665500
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>>73665579
post nipples
>>73665500
and i say kill 'em all
>Slavs aren't white
Neither are Germanics
>>73665500
EL CHICANO ASQUEROSOOOOO, SENIORES
K PIKARDIA
>>73665281
Just suck a couple of dicks and you'll be alright, leaf.
>>73665788
i'm not from south dakota
>>73665838
slept for 9 hours and I'm still so tired I can barely sit up
>>73665838
At this point, you might as well be their gay older cousin.
RIP Turkbro
You will be remembered
>>73666132
>sucking off a Turk
You like hair in your mouth, boooi?
>Rapid """"""City""""""
>less than 100000 inhabitants
more like rapid village
>>73666374
>>73666132
>but I couldn't get away.
>tfw my frog folder has gotten overwhelmed with toads
>>73666443
Lethargic Village
Stagnant Village
r8 lads
happy easter
who else is waiting until tomorrow to buy up all the sale candies?
https://youtu.be/s62msrPjSVY
thread theme
>>73666526
But I'm stuck in here reeeeeee
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyboard_monument
>The keyboard attracts many visitors to the city and is today considered one of its top sights. It is also referred to as "one of the miracles of Russia" by some researchers.[4]
No matter how bad your life is, remember at least you don't live in Russia
>>73666506
your taste/10
looks like good stuff
>>73665955
bud go to a doctor you probably have a deadly disease
>>73666595
>stuck in here
where is that
happy easter fat americans and stupid leafs
>>73666598
just beautiful
truly Russia is the last bastion of European culture
>>73666598
Looks cool t b h
>>73666708
WTF RUDE?????
>penis literally designed to scrape othet men's semen out of a vagoo
And yet autists still think monogamy is natural LOL
>>73666708
thank you texas
real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9DqykUsqRY
>>73666708
Happy Easter, Texas
>>73666708
M A P U C H E
A
P
U
C
H
E
>>73666807
>hands are literally designed to craft and use weapons
and yet autists still think the rule of law is natural
>>73666506
>lets just circle every fucking thing
>>73666682
The hospital with my swollen nut and staph blood infection
>>73666807
that's why I'm a cuckold
it's my natural place in life
>>73666807
Nobody is stopping you from rubbing other men's semen on your dick if that's really what you want to do.
However, I hope you'll understand that most of us aren't interested in doing that sort of thing.
This average European (oppressed black) makes £15m each year.
Why are North Americans so poor?
>>73666938
do you have a window? at least you still have internet.
>>73666964
I know for a fact that you are a loser with no gf
>>73666807
nig thats gay
>>73667046
How can you possibly know that? You don't know anything about me.
>>73667004
Yeah I'm also in a single room. No shower in my room though which is kinda fgay tbqh
>>73667098
post window
>>73667083
I know you can't swim, if someone can't swim then they can't go to the beach to flex their muscles and attract a gf. Check mate.
>>73667130
>implying people go to the beach to swim
virgin detected
>>73667098
>>73667114
post window
My friend invited me over to her place for easter. I'm a little nervous because I don't like having to meet loads of people.
What do I do?
What do I wear? I'm wearing slacks and a button down and a casual jacket. Is that too much? They're catholic so I don't want to under dress. It's also like 86 degrees out and I don't want to sweat my ass off.
LONG LIVE SYRIA
LONG LIVE ASSAD
>>73667157
Yes, I am as yet unbesmirched.
People who can't swim should stay away from the beach because water spirits will try to capture them (and how can you resist, you can't swim).
Puked more blood and I only have 10 minutes of free wifi hold me /cum/
>>73667221
>They're catholic
Put powdered sugar on your face, wear sweat pants and a dirty wifebeater, and swear the entire time you're there
>>73667221
wear one of your spring dresses
>>73667272
not where I live/10
>Yes, I am as yet unbesmirched
might enroll at the seminary
>>73667286
>quebeckian healthcare only gives limited free wifi
kekkles I have unlimited
Watching Logan on my tablet while shitposting on my phone
about to head to my sisters for easter buds
goodbye
>>73667286
t'es à quel hôpital ?
>>73667286
shouldnt have gone out partying. several people warned you
This community now has at least 2 people dying from complications related to alcohol.
I'm never going to drink again
protestants are autistic
>>73665955
Don't listen to that idiot. I used to sleep 10 hours and feel tired.
Started exercise, quit drugs and smokes. Now i sleep 5-6 hours, work more, and lost my depression/anxiety, and sleep better . But if i stop, i know it'll come back.
>>73667272
>its still snowing in leafland
>>73667442
I don't want to give them my email >>73667488
Le juif
>>73667286
>notices bulge
OwO
>>73667540
>not enjoying the cold
*hides mouth behind palm and giggles*
Should I post /dixie/ today or would it not get any posts?
It's 2017, you can be an atheist and a priest
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/gretta-vosper-united-church-minister-atheist-1.3506390
>>73667514
My testicular staph infection is only marginally related to my alcoholism
>>73667551
>Le juif
>ils refusent de te donner du wifi si tu ne leur fournis pas une adresse courriel
kek
>>73667639
>pr*testants
>>73666807
>my penis is shaped like a diamond
Not mine. Once i cum inside, it's a done deal.
A reminder that Protestants built the modern world.
>>73667483
Don't forget to wear a condom this time, Cletus
>>73667870
2lewd4me
>>73667805
they destroyed it tbqh
i woke up
the modern world is kind of shitty. I want to live in 1300
>>73667965
congratulations
>>73667985
thanks
>>73667965
omedetou!
>>73667978
*want to be rich and healthy and live in the 1300s
>>73667965
Ohayo gozaimasu!~
Lotta gay in this thread. Not a big fan.
>>73668085
I'd be happy as a serf or a shepherd or something
>>73667805
Protestants destroyed family structure.
>"it's okay as long as my kid has a step dad, or step mom"
Sometimes I look at Western Euros/Americans and wondered if you climbed down the same tree as Africans
>>73667932
Protestantism was popular in north/west europe, these regions later became the most powerful in the world during the renaissance.
That is proof.
went to do a ball itch and my cousin caught me
>>73668093
Well then it'll just have to be rape
>>73668146
Maybe she wants to itch it for you ;)
>>73668124
>I would be happy to die before I'm 30 and work for 15 hours every day
no you would not
>>73668182
that's the dream
nuke canada when?
guys is tim hortons open today?
>>73668182
not him but honestly agriculture is my favorite hobby, I do it for fun already as is, so I might as well become a serf and just do it as a job
>>73668337
It always is.
>>73668230
No it's not you wageslaving faggot
>>73668182
medival peasants worked less hours per year than we do today
>>73668353
fuck off commie
>>73668320
if by nuke you mean stop being dumb, and by canada you mean yourself... probably never
Why is America so tsundere?
>>73668627
Fuck you.
>>73668663
So cute!
>>73668453
where were you when burger was kill
>>73668627
Am not!
>>73668361
>less hours
fewer hours*
I'm not even a native English-speaker, step up your fucking game man
Why is anime so cute
CUTE!
>>73668897
it's engineered to appeal to children and the autistic
>>73668627
Faggot.
Why is /cum/ so ded?
Is everybody at Mass?
>>73669003
Wait until tonight.
It becomes more active.
>>73669003
Yes, or other assorted ways to celebrate... the holidiy
Whats happening in Turkey right now that everyones freaking out about?
>>73669003
im at mass right now
>>73669034
They're voting to more or less make Erdogan a dictator for life :^)
Do you go to sleep in tomorrow's underwear or yesterday's underwear
>>73669106
yesterdays
>>73669072
sounds scary
>>73669106
I sleep naked
>>73669066
proofs?
What's the best state in the Southwest?
>>73669174
California
>>73669174
Hell
>>73669174
Utah
>>73669168
not posting pics of the house of the lord to a autistic sri lankan candle making website
Why are you guys posting anime so early in the morning
>>73669174
>native american reservations are sovereign countries of their own
>they share land with us state(s)
how the fugggggg does that even work??
>>73667684
I'll offre meme pas du wifi cest fourni par telus
>tfw you have to fuck with your IV pump to get all the antibiotics out of the bag
One secret tip nurses HATE
>>73669174
Arizona > Utah >Nevada > """New""" Mexico
>city name starts with "San "
>>73669430
>>native american reservations are sovereign countries of their own
They're not, though. They're owned by the US but managed by natives instead of the states.
*enters /cum/*
Oops
>>73669605
*accidentally sucks your dick*
Haha whoops
>>73669605
hallo
>>73669430
Reservations are not sovereign nations
The tribes are granted sovereignty to manage the lands given to them in the reservation, rather than it being managed by the state the reservation resides in, or the federal government.
i.e. They can pass their own laws and retain some degree of autonomy but cannot send delegates to Congress.
Reservations, however, are subservient to the US Bureau of Indian Affairs, and therefore subservient to the United States despite them often trying to contest that they actually aren't because "reasons"
Who else here /balancedbreakfast/
Not pictured: honey nut cheerios
>>73669742
>Eating breakfast
Enjoy your obesity
>>73669689
hi! bb, miss me?
>>73669596
san andreas https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rN67kPp5tQ
>>73669764
ofc
>>73669763
I'm going to sea world today
Wanna come
>his city has an injun name
Is it immoral to purposely get a girl pregnant just so she won't leave you.
>>73670031
yes
>>73670031
No women do it for the opposite reason all the time
>>73669936
t. Toronto
>>73669430
If they're harboring criminals or drug smugglers the federal government can go in and arrest them, usually not the local police force.
Shant desu
>>73670074
That's Tkàronto to you paleface
>montreal's flag is getting a first nation's symbol
all they do is beg for bus fare and get into fistfights
fuck LA, NYC will always be a better city, LA isn't even a real city lmao
>>73670205
LA isn't a real city, its a bunch of towns in a valley that grew into a horrible mess of urban sprawl interrupted only by the ocean and mountains
*gives you the gf of your dreams*
that'll teach you, you stupid virgin
>>73667225
Good. You should to celebrate easter now.
>>73670277
>>73670307
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SJg1fVZ2ws
Thinking about giving up processed food but I'm not sure how
How do we curb skyrocketing airline fares, i want to leave the country once before I die
>>73670436
Loosen the ridiculous safety regulations that are strangling airlines and making it impossible to compete
>>73670506
>how do we help the consumer
>make airlines more dangerous
will never understand you people
>>73670257
Facts
>>73670678
They should also allow standing room flights
My existence is trivial, I will make no impact on anyone's life, and I'm sitting here just thinking about what I will do when I no longer possess my happiness, my liberty, or my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_Pmg0Md47Q
>>73670257
>let me tell you about the greatest city in America, even though i've never lived there
You're one of those nasty colored leafs
>>73670782
take the solipsist pill
i have defeated the easter shift and now i will play video games
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5O2xFaPc9Q
>greatest city in america
>>73670609
lmao
*gives you a sense of purpose*
Christ commeth to my house and eats all of my food
>>73670436
As soon as the people who actually make these things, stop being greedy and actually make it spacious inside as well(in b4 paying extra for first class).
>>73670894
and what purpose might that be?
>>73666506
What is that shit?
how complicate to cross us-canada border?
say i want to cross detroit-windsor border from US
can i just walk there with my passport?
>>73670832
I've considered this previously, but the questions as to what I am boggles me, and more importantly I feel as if it would confirm that I am not in possession of my own thoughts if I cannot prove the tangible is tangible
I'd rather not be alone for 70 odd years, I'd feel I'd go insane
Assuming I'm not already
>>73670894
Purpose is nonexistent
There is merely using time to escape boredom and depression caused by idleness, whether it be physical or mental
stay woke niggas
>>73671075
the loudest nigga in the room got a complex
>>73671061
Used to be no big deal but there are many stories nowadays of Canadians getting hassled by the us border patrol. Just stay on the best side of the border if you know what's good for you.
>>73671114
>>73671075
the quietest nigga in the room doesn't have anythign worth sharing
>>73671114
preach
>>73671164
blasphemy
>>73671164
this nigga got a complex
Toronto is the strongest race of posters in the world
>>73670257
True
LA was a mistake and a literal stain in the world
>>73671367
preach
Where can I sell my gaming pc
Or do one you guys wanna come over and buy it up front
Thread is moving so fast no one will know I'm actually Kim Jong Un.
wen cum is slow I have to be alone with my thoughts.... it can get scary
>>73671644
post you specs fuckboy
>leaf admits he's an Asian
Wow!
>>73671650
when are you going to drop a nuke on Seoul
>>73671715
Right after we steal the secreds of K-pop.
i dont like having two toronto posters
>>73671779
Please destroy kpop
>>73671784
I don't like it either
>>73671784
*spanks you*
'm wearing my heart on my sleeve
You're sleeping with a mutual friend
And I want to be with you again
And again
And again
I've thought about you a lot lately
So flash me your metal smile
wow there are barely any mexican posters
how many are there in total like 4?
>search for ass pics of a particular girl and get few results
>search for feet pics of a particular girl and get hundreds of unique pics
the internet ain't right
>>73671926
It's not so much of a language barrier but more of a culture barrier. Only aristocrat Mexicans tend to post here.
Should really use my time to study desu
Wonder how blood vomit guy is doing
I'm gonna lose my virginity before the end of the semester, just you watch!
>>73672416
your thoughts
>>73667624
Answer me.
>>73672563
fedora tier
wheres your neofolk
Had a wet dream last night.
Was hitting a girl from behind. Came if 4 pumps.
>neofolk
>>73666598
>Thanks to the keyboard, new city legends came to life. Rumour has it that if you "type" your wish on the keyboard and then jump on Enter, your wish will come true. If you want to reboot your life, press Ctrl, Alt, Del.
y tho
Ctrl + Alt + Del
>>73667286
Such are the fruits of communism
Did they say if you have an ulcer or something?
>>73672685
t. toilet flag
>>73672681
I had a wet dream once.
Was jerking off in my bed just like real life
>t. toilet flag
Where's footkraut been?
I went out to grab something for breakfast and everything was closed!
>>73672907
wish this was focused on her brapper
can't get footfags
>>73672937
Nigga it's lunch time
>>73672907
who would do this and why?
>>73672907
hes living in thailand now
>toiletronto.png
Got called a worthless, stupid, neet, my buddies. It's true but it still hurts.
>>73673064
>neet
By whom
>tfw passed out drunk at my friend's party on friday and they stuck a stick deep up my anus
I bled all day yesterday and it still hurts really bad today. I'm too embarrassed to go to the hospital but I'm getting desperate. What should I do? When I tell them the extent of what they did they just laugh and send me pictures of it. Should I get the law involved?
>>73673296
Post blood
you're all fascists fucking alt right faggcists
The Okanagan is the best region of Canada.
refute this
>leaf admits he's an Asian
Wow!
The Pookanagan is the worst region of Canada.
refute this
>>73673296
Go to the hospital stupid. It's not like you put the stick in there on purpose
>>73673335
meet me at berkeley and see what happens bitch tits
>when you play two asmr videos at once
>>leaf admits he's an Asian
>Wow!
>>73673513
>inb4 comes back with $1M medical bill
Literally LMAOing@Americans' lives.
>>73670801
>greatest city in america
>LA
NYC disagrees
Glad the Montreal guy went to the hospital I was worried,
>>73673606
quality post
>>73673513
Can you meet me halfway to San Francisco instead
>>73673635
He died anyway rip in piezanos
298th for Hacienda Heights, CA
I fucking love Korean girls doing asmr.
It's like I'm in high school again.
>>73673811
ca sux 2bh
>namefags
Stop it.
at a complete loss for what to do today
http://indiatoday.intoday.in/story/boycott-snapchat-indians-uninstall-snapdeal-ceo-evan-speigel/1/930409.html
I share a country with these beings
>>73673830
>>73673825
ppomo should stop making eating asmr videos
shes gotta get too fat to fix in the 16:9 format
>>73673997
Go for a walk with a trashbag and pick up litter in your neighborhood
>>73673997
Take a walk outside and contemplate where you are in life
I'm going to start planting European currants
If your dude come close to me
He gon' want to ride off in a Ghost with me
(I'll make him do it!)
I might let your boy chauffeur me
But he gotta eat the booty like groceries
>>73673064
after a while the word tends to bounce off of you
>>73674083
>>73674093
a walk it is. Was gonna mow a lawn for this lady I know, but instead of driving there, I'll turn in it into a long walk.
nigger bop "music" is trash of the lowest form
>>73674213
What's Part 2?
California isn't so bad
>>73674270
This is how I imagine all the California posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE
Migrate to this inferior thread
>>73665298
>>73674307
noice
>>73674307
I want a bowl cut but I don't think that I'd be able to pull it off :^(
Migrate back to this one
>>73665298
>>73665298
>>73665298