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/carib/ ACT 27: Easter edition

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ITT we discuss the caribbean region and all its mysteries, foreigners and heretics are welcome (except for Venezuelans).

Today is the day that Jesus rose from the dead and showed us his true power as opposed to what the filthy jews kept shouting during his crucifixion. Praise be the lord. Amen.
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>>73662123
Amen.
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>>73662123
Gonna bump with some Easter prayers
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In Matthew 28 you said “Do not be afraid," - God, I hand over to You those things that make me so afraid. Resurrect the parts of my faith squelched by fear.
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>>73662659
On Good Friday, Jesus turned the world’s system upside down, losing everything in order to win everything. Death greedily swallowed up a perfect victim, destroying itself in the process. Heaven’s heartbreak bought earth’s redemption. It was the perfect storm: an unspeakable loss, an incomparable victory.
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>>73662923
But You, God, have called me to afaiththat includes both Good Friday and Easter Sunday. You call me to remember both death and resurrection. Because either one, without the other, would be meaningless.
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I forgotten all of the christian stuff, but I do remember Some of the folk lore stuff

Papa Bois

Papa Bois, also called Maitre Bois, lives in the forest and he is the father or protector of the animals that live there. He is often seen by hunters and other people who live near the forest. He gets animals out of snares and treats sick animals at his dwelling. He is an old man who is very hairy, like an animal and usually is only dressed in a pair of ragged trousers with a bamboo horn hanging from his belt. He can turn himself into the form of a large stag or any other animal as well to be able to observe the hunters unnoticed. He is usually very kind, but can be dangerous when crossed. He might even cast a spell on a bad hunter and turn him into a wild hog.
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>>73663594
Soucouyant

The Soucouyant (Sukuya), also called Old Hag, is a supernatural being who has made a pact with the devil to be able to change herself into all kinds of different forms. At night she sheds her human skin and changes into a ball of fire or any kind of animal and casts spells on people to turn them into animals also, but she has to slip back into that skin before dawn breaks and the cock crows, otherwise she will not be able to get back into it. So it may happen, that, when people suspect that an old woman neighbour of theirs is, in fact, a soucouyant, they may trick her by going to her house at night and destroying the skin she left behind by putting salt on it so that it will shrink and she will not be able to get back into it and thus die. In Trinidad, if somebody walks around with a "hicky" (soukie) on his neck, he may get remarks from his friends like: " Eh, Eh, Soucoyant suck yuh or wha ? "
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>>73663134
Jesus, You tell me to take up my cross and follow You. Today more than ever, I remember what a weighty invitation that is. You won by dying—and it’s only by dying that I can follow in Your footsteps. It’s only by dying that I’ll ever truly come alive.

Teach me, God, to mourn and celebrate Your death. Then take me by the hand, lead me into my own death, and teach me to mourn and celebrate that death too. Amen.
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>>73663642
La Diablesse

La Diablesse (Lajables), the Devil Woman, roames at night. She has eyes like burning coals and a face resembling that of a corpse, but hides it under a beautiful wide-brimmed hat and a veil over her face. She is dressed exquisitely in a blouse with puffy sleeves and long, petticoated, skirts. She has one cloven foot, which she tries to hide under her long skirts. She turns up at village dances, where she is immediately disliked by the women present, but she utterly charms the men and then asks one of them to take her home. He follows her, totally under her spell. She leads him deep into the woods and then suddenly she disappears. Unable to find his way home, the poor fellow stumbles around in the dark wood until he either falls into a ravine or a river to his death or gets attacked by wild hogs
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>>73663806

Duppies are ghosts that roam the earth at night. It is said that to keep duppies out of your house you must either sprinkle salt or rice grains all around the house; as the duppy must first count each individual grain before entering. By which time the sun will have arisen and they must then return to the spirit world.
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>>73663888

Churile (pronounced Choo-ryle)

A churile is the spirit of a pregnant woman who died during childbirth, or committed suicide during pregnancy. She is depicted by long, unbound, disheveled hair streaming over her face. Dressed in white, she carries her fetus in her arms. In the dead of the night, she wails sorrowfully as her unborn child cries for milk like a cat.

A churile is in eternal grief since she lost her child. A churile's victim is a pregnant woman, who she follows and possesses out of envy. Her attacks on women take the form of miscarriages, even among those in her former household. A churile also attacks her former husband through the onset of sickness. She would seek revenge if he had abused her during their marriage, and if he had neglected or neglects the children she had borne for him when she was human.
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Bacoo: A spirit of small stature that pelts stones at houses and moves objects within a house. He is supposed to live on banana and milk. Stories abound of the existence of bacoos in Georgetown and other areas in Guyana. Could have come from Surinam and are said to be trapped in a corked bottle unless released. Active mainly at night, it is said that a satisfied bakkoo will answer the wishes of its owner. 'Baku' in many West African languages means 'little brother' or 'short man'. It also is related to the word the word 'bacucu' meaning 'banana'. In West Africa, the short races (such as the pygmies) were believed to have magical powers. This seemed to have been brought to Guyana, where the short races, or 'bakus', were still regarded as having magical powers.
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The last one already pruned?
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>>73664081
Dai Dai: Amerindian spirit of the forests who protects the gold and diamond treasure - short, squat, resembles a moving tree.

Kanaima: The spirit of vengeance or justice believed in by Amerindians. Death is caused by a knot in the intestines or in some mysterious fashion. Also a person who carries out acts of vengeance.

Masacouraman: Powerful spirit of rivers - he pulls down into the water at rapids, the boats carrying pork knockers into the bush.
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>>73663594
>>73663642
>>73663806
>>73663888
>>73663950
>>73664081
>>73664229
I just imagine you narrating all this stuff and it's very suspenseful.
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>>73664291
I really should do that one day
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>>73664738
If you make a series out of it on youtube I'd watch it.
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One blumphf
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>>73664765
Interdasting thought, if I ever move to a quieter place I'll do some test recordings.
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I quite enjoy folklore but I am often frustrated that I can't remember all of them
only fragments
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TFW no Soucouyant to ride you in your sleep
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>>73665425
>old woman
>old hag
Really anon?
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>>73550578
yes

hi crib
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>>73666026
Was the Trip fun?
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>>73662631
:(
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>>73666531
Police man is that you?
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>>73665425
Soucouyant != Succubus
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>>73666666
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how are my crebmans doing today? any big news?

I did a dumb stuff and I'm regretting it now. But I feel kinda ok with my decision at the same time.
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>>73667216
and what dumb decision was that
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>>73667216
No news since everyone is on holiday, this week is going to be hell for me but oh well.

Do you confess to a qt?
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>>73667020
That is a very bad mistake to make
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>>73668127
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>>73662123
>(except for Venezuelans).
thats mean tbqh lad
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>>73669723
For some strange reasons the Arubans dislike Venezuelans
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I'm here to collect RAREs
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>>73669723
Stay outta my island.
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>>73666970
Good to see you back Trinibro
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>>73662123
The first official meet-up will be held in Cuba circa mid 2018. Questions?
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>>73662123
reporting in
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>>73669810
Pleas collect rare flags quietly

>>73672320
Cuba?
Bah!
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>>73672471
>not wanting a mamacita to suck you off for $5,-
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>>73672548
>Going through south america to get to Cuba
No....

Also
>>73672453
>>73672548
My hair keeps drying out I need a good moisturizer and oil...thoughts?
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>>73672728
Stop being a buzz kill.

>my hair keeps drying out
If you're tired of coconut oil, there's always shea, olive, aloë, etc.
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>>73672728
Eh I dunno man I usually go the less is more route. https://www.amazon.com/AVLON-Keracare-Moisturizer-Jojoba-Unisex/dp/B002BEM3B2
This works wonders though and some argan oil as well. I use coconut oil as a pre shampoo treatment and leave it in for hours (overnight is best) and that seems to work fine for me
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>>73672803
> coconut oil,
I want to try that but I don't want to smell like a Carib/ kalinago
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>>73672968
When I use it as a pre shampoo treatment it gets washed out afterwards so I get the effects but not the scent
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>>73672320
We are NOT going to Cuba. Questions?
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Happy Easter everyone. I love you all!
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>>73672803
>buzz kill.
That's my thing :^)

>>73672846
I currently using Cream of nature Shae butter and mango oil
but it gets dry as fuck my the end of the day.

I guess I'll try the olive oil
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>>73673337
Thanks mate, much love for you
>>73672320
Let's have it in North Korea instead
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>>73672968
See
>>73673164


>>73673270
Yes, we are.

>>73673337
Bon Pasco!

>>73673367
Then snap out of it.

>>73673965
The nukes would have dropped by then fampai.
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>>73674654
>Then snap out of it.
Why would I? I'm not particularly happy
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>>73674654
No we are not.
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>>73674709
Positief thoughts.
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>>73674885
Yes
We
Are
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>>73674654
Why cuba thoughhh
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>>73675030
No
We
Are
Not.

End of story.
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>>73675031
Pfff they can't even decide which island. If all else fails, Fort Lauderdale it is. The tap water is horrible though ugh.
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>>73674889
-_-

>>73675141
....
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>>73675299
(^:
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>>73675392
Don't you mock me temptress
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>>73678208
Cry some more.
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>>73678495
I've cried too much and now I'm just dry on the inside
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https://youtu.be/K5F05n2k3iM
What are you guys listening to?
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>>73678495
Lmao Val you meanie
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>>73678841
>>73679267
Toplel

>>73679146
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ToNBGOoE3S4

>>73679391
I'll pretend to be one when it's convenient for me.
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>>73679391
>>73679523
Aaahahhahah

>>73679146
https://youtu.be/Og39iIBeOHI
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The most satisfying webm of all time
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>>73680042
Was it actually a white supremacist thing
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>>73680360
No, it was a Pró-Trump and Pró-Freedom of expression event in Berkley and the tolerant left decided that don't wanted free expression:

https://youtu.be/9qKCl9NL1Cg
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>>73680542
Damigo is a self admitted white supremacist. Also, your autistic posts belong on >>>/pol/
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>>73680542
>>73680700
You're both right, minus the autism accusation (well maybe not idk). Independent journalists on the scene said it was mostly run of the mill non-fascists, but fascists showed up as well, including the man that punches the woman in that webm.
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>>73680700
Justin Cuckdeau pls leave this thread
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>>73680542
>>73680700
Ah, so both sides are cunts

I remain apathetic then
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>>73680947
I side with the fashies seeing as antifa showed up somewhere on the pretense that free speech is code for hate speech and then instigated violence. They just lost the violence because skinny middle class white kids aren't very good at throwing punches. In the process, average, good Americans came to work alongside white supremacists. Sounds like Germany before the war, eh?
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Before leftism
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>>73681291
After leftism:

http://www.atkingdom.com/model/5/17944/Venus_Rosales.html
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>>73681095
I am quite burnt out on politics and which particular tribe is against what other
tribe. At this point I would like nothing more than an observatory station at Lagrange point 1.

>>73681291
>>73681369
Can't you just be chill?
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>>73681406
many of my childhood friends have become diehard leftists

I sometimes worry that they are judging me for my relative apathy

>>73680042
>white girl with dreads
supprised she didn't get shunned by for cultural appropriation
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>>73681884
I don't really feel strongly about any thing in particular and I don't
know if that's a bad thing or not.
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>>73681884
>supprised she didn't get shunned by for cultural appropriation
Cultural crimes like that are mostly excuses to try to corner ideological opponents. If you're fighting for their team (especially if you're a walking vagina), you can do no wrong.
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>>73682286
Sleep comrade, how goes the struggle?
Yours truly, Canine
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>>73683025
*sl
Damned auto correct
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>>73683025
>how goes the struggle?
Same as always onii-senpai

>>73681884
>cultural appropriation
I still don't understand how this is a thing
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there were horses on my block today

>>73682286
I find apathy pretty comfy desu

>>73683025
hows it going canine?
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>>73683838
That's neat

>Apathy pretty comfy
but it can lead to bad stuff
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>>73683838
It's great, I'm to work just killing time
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>>73662123
Are you guys white, niggers or mixed?
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>>73684101
Aruba is like if a Benetton ad became a country.
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>>73683838
did they leave any gifts. the police ride horses around here sometimes and they always leave gift is the middle of the road
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>>73684174
Niggs came from africa as slaves, but where did the whites came from? What part of Europe?
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>>73684353
Definitely not Poland.
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>>73684266
kek

>>73684101
asphalt

>>73684353
all parts senpai
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>>73684384
>>73684174
Are you black?
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>>73684437
does it matter?
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>>73685324
Of course it does
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>>73684266
they weren't were police but they were letting kids ride up and down the block

I think they were these guys https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRZckSVKLgY

>>73684091
>It's great
thats good
you got the correctional officer job right?
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>>73685411
We are all the same on the internet :^)
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>>73685534
But are you black? Are you ashamed to be black? You seem to be...
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>>73685515
>you got the correctional officer job
No not yet, I'm hoping I do
I still have to pass a physical exam
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>>73685588
>But are you black? Are you ashamed to be black? You seem to be
I just don't see why it matters
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>>73685669
He's probably never seen a black person irl before.
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>>73685781
There is that black polish mayor guy
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>>73685781
this, would call police right off tbqh
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>>73685669
Lol you really are a nigger, that's fucked up men, i'm so sorry

>>73685781
I have seen like 6 in all my life, they are ugly as fuck, really look like monkeys
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>>73685924
Are you sure it wasn't your fellow countryman in black face
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>>73686100
Black face does not make you have monkey nose, lips and maxillary
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>>73686226
New world or old world?
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>>73686294
>New world or old world?
????


But are you really a nigger or not?
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>>73686382
No he's not
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>>73686382
Most likely, but in the end it doesn't matter.
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>>73686382
>Monkey nose and lips
There are large differences between new world and old world monkeys
so you need to be specific here
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>>73686458
How do you know that? He acts like one

Are you a nigger?
>>73686501
>but in the end it doesn't matter.
Only niggers say that, but in reality it matters
>>73686533
All monkeys look the same to me
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>>73686592
>Only niggers say that, but in reality it matters
Here in the carribean, it doesn't matter. It matters to you because of the situation of your continent.
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>>73686501
awww yis
thread is better with that qt in it
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>>73686592
>All monkeys look the same to me
They are pretty different though, also a chimp is an ape not a monkey
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>>73686679
qts only bring pain and suffering...enter the void
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>>73687018
>qts only bring pain and suffering
even if you only look
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>>73687158
Yes especially if that's all you do
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Who here is a nigger?
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>>73687158
Yes, the void protects

https://youtu.be/9ZuJMq7uO_w
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>>73687018
this is not true.

A qt made my week better. Now that she's gone it is not good.
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>>73688349
That is a way to torture someone, show them a world they could never have.
Let them just have a taste of hope and then yank it away
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>>73688567
Noted.
>>73687158
How are you doing man
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>>73687295
>>73687806
fugg

>>73688606
neutral desu
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>>73688606
>Noted.
Please do not use this knowledge for evil
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>>73688567
the problem was a had the chance to make that dream and hope true and I said ''no'' to it and now im not liking what I did.
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>>73688914
She's gonna try it out on t.
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>>73688957
Was that the bad decision you made?
why did you say no?

>>73689007
Nah, she doesn't seem like a harpy
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>>73688349
>A qt made my week better. Now that she's gone it is not good.

Do tell.
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>>73689052
>Was that the bad decision you made?
I said not to getting back together with someone and going to live with her.

>why did you say no?
Because im dum.
But mostly because I feel it wouldn't work again like last time.

I'm just giving up desu.

>>73689517
she crossed the ocean to spend some time with me and try to make us a thing again.
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>>73688914
Id never intentionally do that desu.
>>73688775
Neutral doesnt sound half bad!
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>>73687697
bump
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>getting friend zoned by a notorious whore

I don't know where it all went wrong guys
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>>73689776
Have you tried not associating with them?
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Guys I found a new cute shy bf, this one isnt addicted to video games or weed and has life aspirations and isnt an edgelord like the last one
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>>73689665
>I said not to getting back together with someone
Okay so said no to and ex
>and going to live with her.
So the qt from the Netherlands?
You said no to living in the Netherlands?


>>73689776
NL you need to join the telegram chat

>>73689842
That was fast
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>>73689720
>Who here is a nigger

Both of my grandparents where mulatto on both sides of the family so yeah I'm half black if that counts (through my mom was born white green eyed and my dad looks like Antonio Banderas)

>>73689665
Oh that sucks man.

>>73689776
How do you get friendzoned by a whore?

>>73689842
Your gay?
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>>73689882
There's a heart on your flag
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>>73689882
It was pretty random desu. I just walked up to him in the library and asked him and his friend if they wanted to hang out wiith me the next night with my friends. We ended up going alone. He seems pretty wonderful, maybe a little autisty but thats what I like. Im not getting too attached cause he could turn out to be sort of twisted like the last one but Im enjoying it as it goes and comes
>>73689882
>you said no to living in the netherlands? I second this question
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>>73689776
Do you think you have a reputation or something?

>>73689882
basically
>So the qt from the Netherlands?
Yes
>You said no to living in the Netherlands?
Yes ((
but due to muh heritaeg I can move over there without a lot of issues by myself.

>>73689916
Are you that dude from caguas?
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>>73689842
>addicted to or weed
I don't get people who smoke daily

>>73690059
what is your heritage?
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>>73689710
glass is half empty from my perspective

>>73689776
>friend zoned by a notorious whore
this is good but also p sad
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Speaking of weed. I saw a medical weed store for the first time here today.

>>73690098
Spaghetti-frogese of some sort. But I hold french citizenship.
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>>73689959
>I just walked up to him in the library and asked him and his friend if they wanted to hang out wiith me
Normie *Reeeeees in autistic rage*

>>73690059
>Yes ((
I do not know the intricacies of the stuff/restrictions but my initial emotions were
pic related
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>>73690098
Neither do. Not only did he smoke weed daily, but consistently throughout the day to maintain a constant high,. Its sort of strange but I feel like I never really knew him at all because he was always high when we were together.
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>>73690059
>but due to muh heritaeg I can move over there without a lot of issues by myself.

You better give a good explenation, you just gave up qt that could have become your wife.

>Are you that dude from caguas?

The one and only who posts qts here.
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Just ate a handful of meat buns

It's like I'm really in Japan
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>>73690306
>meat buns
pls explain
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>>73672113
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>>73689776
Saved you a bit of cash
>>73690306
> handful of meat buns
Why are your meatbuns so small
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>>73690351
In Trinidad we call it pows but the real name is Baozis. Meat stuffed buns that get steam-cooked.

>Taiga

Good taste, that's mai waifu.
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>>73690404
It was a cheeky way of saying I had 5 of them
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>>73690222
Have you ever been to France? I had a friend in highschool who had UK citizenship but had never been

>>73690226
some of my friends stay suprisingly functional while high, but just don't get how always being stoned stays interesting
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>>73690223
I have my normie days, I dont know where the spontaneous self confidence comes from but it's lead to some interesting experiences
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>>73690485
looks like a sao bao. id have five too desu
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>>73690223
>I do not know the intricacies of the stuff/restrictions but my initial emotions were
Yeah I can see how you would feel that way given your situation.

>>73690281
>You better give a good explenation, you just gave up qt that could have become your wife.

We were gonna get married actually. But things changed and we decided to break it up.

>The one and only who posts qts here.
How are things over there?

>>73690306
I thought those were chinese??

>>73690544
Yeah like three times already.
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>>73690695
>We were gonna get married actually. But things changed and we decided to break it up.

Huge mistake through I know thonig that happened to you, hope you find someone else.

>How are things over there?

Pretty good, just started the paleo diet and on my 5th week of cardio. And I finely got rid of that underage girl that was trying to get with me.
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>>73690583
>No qt will ever ask you to hang out
>no qt will ever consider you bf material after hanging out

>>73690695
So the timeline is
>Qt comes to visit
>Qt wants to whisk you away to Swap Germany?
>or qt wants to marry you so you get citizenship
Please teach me! I promise I'll be a good student
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>>73691028
Im sure you could find a qt to hang out with. Do you go anywhere where girls go?
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>>73689776
Was she Venezuelan?
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>>73690861
>hope you find someone else.
im not ((

>Pretty good, just started the paleo diet and on my 5th week of cardio.
Neat. What's a paleo diet?

>And I finely got rid of that underage girl that was trying to get with me.
explain

btw post more trish.

>>73691028
No.

We met and became a thing. Then after a while we thought about getting married and were making plans. We didn't see each other a lot due to distance so we decided to break it up but still kept in contact.

She came down here this week to try to makes us a thing again, but I declined due to reasons.

>Please teach me! I promise I'll be a good student
Roll a d20 20 times and if you get the same number in those 20 rolls the cosmos will grant you a gf.
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>>73689831
Val pls
>>73689882
What is that
>>73689916
She said that I'm not like other guys, who only want sex. When i was drunk i had a heart to heart with her and it all went to hell from there i guess
>>73690185
I know right, i just want my dick sucked...Why must it be so complicated
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>>73690485
Taiga is worst girl to be honest but I dropped the series when the mellow drama picked up
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>>73691360
Stop drinking with hoes friendo.
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>>73691396
>stop drinking with hoes
I support this statement
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>>73691226
I'm just memeing most of my friends are female I just can't bang them

So the probability is (1/20)^20
Fugggg

>>73691360
Messaging app that we shit post on, like whatsapp but we can't see your number
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>>73691360
Then just tell her you want her to suck your BBC. Fuck man you're living life on easy mode for fucks sake.
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>>73691360
>i just want my dick sucked
>by a notorious whore
>drinking with other people
>heart to heart with a hoe

normalfag 3bh
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>>73691535
>suck your BBC
I'm no expert but I'm not sure this is a selling point in a majority black country

>>73691522
>(1/20)^20
how was this number derived
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>>73691693
>I'm no expert but I'm not sure this is a selling point in a majority black country
my sides
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>>73691693
well >>73691320

Probability that I roll a 6 is 1/20 barring any other variables
Probability that I will roll two consecutive 6s is 1/20 x 1/20 = (1/20)^2
Three consecutive 6s is 1/20 x 1/20 x 1/20 = (1/20)^3

and so on for 20 rolls

Assuming my math is correct
so the probability that I get a gf is 9.5367432e-27 so there is a chance :)
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>>73691921
oh I didn't see the dice thing

I'm tired but wouldn't it be (1/20)^19 because you need to get whatever you got on the first roll 19 more times but you could do it with any number on the first roll? It doesn't have to be a 6.
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>>73691396
I was drinking with friends, she was just kind of there and i was trying to shag her but she started talking and i was too drunk to make her shut up
>>73691522
Sounds kinda cool
>>73691535
I'm not sure that'll work. I tried inviting her to my trap house earlier...Didn't work
>>73691591
I do not agree
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>>73692085
Well yes but I was hoping for a specific number on the first try

>>73692108
it is
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>>73692108
Just pull your cock out or whatever. It'll show that you're very straight to the point. And if she complains, call her a racist and have her deported. That's how you do it in the U.S right?
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>>73692140
Is it other people from /Carib/ or other vincentians
>>73692227
I'm vincentian, black, in svg like SL (my ISP is being a bitch) and i think she wants a relationship but i just need to get her in my trap house then it's all ogre for her
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>>73692374
The other /carib/ do you really think I would be in a chat group made purely of other Vincentians?

>>73692227
That's not how that works
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>>73692108
>I do not agree
this isnt a democracy
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>>73692422
Do we have display pics? Im in, by the way
>>73692459
Aren't you the hot Jamaican chick who has a boyfriend now? Hypocrite
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>>73692839
>Do we have display pics?
Yes, when you join just send me your @
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>>73692839
>Aren't you the hot Jamaican chick who has a boyfriend now?
no. girl (males)are more my speed
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Kissing girls is gay to be honest
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>>73693774
Uhhuh
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>>73692943
This sounds like it's gonna be lit
>>73693201
Would you like to accompany me to Thailand?
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>>73693774

>>73693933
maybe. but that raises an important philosophical question. if it is a girl(male) is it a loli?
/siren plays
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>>73693988
You can figure that out while i buy/traffic the elephants
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>>73693774
Unless they have a dick, but it must be bigger than yours
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>>73694800
Fuggen kek

>>73693988
Yes , many questions
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>>73693774
Kissing girls is the only thing that keeps me sane. It's comforting.

>>73691370
Toradora seems to be hit or miss with people. I think it's an age thing. Younguns with not much experience love it and understand the emotional impact very much, whereas more mature, experienced people have been through what the show explores so they see it as petty. I watched it when I was young and it left an impression on me. I get goosebumps if I try to rewatch it.
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http://i.imgur.com/UeMV88B.gifv
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>>73694800
This, if she has a feminine phallus that makes it straight.
>>73694954
I enjoyed the ride to the point where the guy dyed his hair
>>73694998
Hnnng
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>>73694998
them tits aint right mayne
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>>73695501
Plastic tits don't bother me, they're generally a given when you're attracted to trans girls
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