Emily edition
first for fuck france
vile cow
Hello everyone! It's me your favourite redditor
Dr.No
geranijalated thread
Maisie :3
*Sharply breathes in through my teeth*
Oh FUCK yeah, unh...
>>73662066
absolutely WOULD
>>73662066
you have to admit, that's a very punchable face.
>>73662085
:3
/seplut sunday/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQ7evPXxJhk
Just woke up and had a Surprise Egg. Happy Easter.
>>73662124
board spamming?
Eating lamb
He arose on this day, did he?
>>73662105
right in the face ey lad
>>73662120
problematic post
>gurochan
>>73662098
Don't know how people think this is a human
>>73662120
the czech republic is an objectively better country than france
better architecture and a more interesting history.
>>73661817
>>73661929
young man of thumb is (a) fresh vagina
(in reference to australian thumblad who was called “freshcvnt”).
the "v" instead of "u" got my psychic gears into motion.
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/pollicis
France >>>>>>> Australia
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>>73662124
Something bothering you?
gone right off the oneitis, don't even care about women any more
>>73662138
What is this terrible quality webm lmao.
Erotic humiliation
>>73662016
yeah, especially for this city
bit annoyed that this really qt turkish girl kept getting near me and i never gathered up the balls to speak to her
DJ played windowlicker which was pretty fun
>>73662142
Naughty yank, shall be alerting the coppers post-haste
>>73662169
wouldn't know, never been there
'DDIT
>>73662143
>>73662187
Hmm perhaps perhaps
>>73662124
nice
>>73662168
sane people don't
HOWLNG at the catalog
>>>/int/easter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXEvHv3Vjs
one of my favourite memories is snogging a girl who had the same birthday as me on our birthday
>>73662169
>more interesting history
SHRIEKING
although I wouldn't expect an aussie to know anything about history as you have none
France
>beautiful cities, countryside, beaches, alps
>rich culture and history
>incredible food, world's greatest cuisine
Australia
>Ayers' Rock mate. Bloody massive rock it is.
>>73662172
Got it 100% correct, 50% of it.
>>73662142
>posting the toad and mentioning the holy fest BY ITS NAME
>>73662226
absolutely haram
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMBv8aA_Fks
>>73662220
please ignore the name, I forgot to remove it
thank you
Australia will go back to aboriginal living once they run out of rocks to sell to chinks
>>73662052
>>73662091
very good post in the previous thread I think you missed
>>73662268
shan't be watching this
>>73662266
Transgenderism is NOT a mental disease
boy off da ting
How did this cute toad come to dominate /int/?
Call us cucked one more time kid
nice forced meme you bogan cunts
>>73662307
COURVOSIEEEEEER IM BOTTLING MAN
France
>a tower
>muslims run the country
>homicidal autonomous vehichles
>countrylet
Australia
>most liveable cities
>2nd highest HDI
>very high gdp per capita
>huge country
>comfy
>>73662293
>let me keep my blue pill blue
How many Dollarydoos do you think the Chinks would pay for this bad boy?
>>73662268
the most popular video tell me all I need to know about this channel
the gf
post toads
>>73662223
truly the greatest time of year
>>73662340
>liveable
>have to be a nigger to survive outside
>>73662349
what does it do?
>>73662331
german men let africans and arabs rape and impregnate their women
pathetic excuse of a race. will enjoy seeing you go extinct.
>>73662268
>>73662358
>>73662066
*punches you in the forehead, hurting my own hand*
>>73662203
DJ here played some early 2000s female pop at some point. was funny. played some dancehall and stuff like that too, that was cool since paris is always about techno and house and its getting boring
started talking to a girl but ran off for no particular reason
>>let me keep my blue pill blue
>>73662349
it's called uluru you shitlord
>>73662233
haha
yeah m8 it's a good feeling innit
>>73662381
How is the UK in a better state you mong
>>73662340
>>huge country
>>comfy
barren desert full of venomous everything
>nice forced meme you bogan cunts
France
>haha le EPIC reddit men in motorcycle helmets make funky music!!!
Nani!?!?!
>>73662349
I'd let them have it
>>73662377
It's a bloody big rock mate. Right out in the middle of nowhere. Massive it is. Ayers' Rock mate. Bloody huge it is.
>>73662340
>muslims run the country
how come? theyre all poor
Our rightful clay just appeared in the thread lads
>>73662421
woah wtf i hate france now
is it disrespectful to jog around the local graveyard
Imagine saying "I'm going to scalp 100 nazis" but then you get BTFO by a manlet lmao
aussies don't take well to criticism just look at the tears
>>73662385
>early 2000s female pop at some point
you mean like, britney spears?
>>73662375
>>73662409
made me think
>>73662408
the racemixing is only really taking place in london and birmingham. rest of the UK is fine.
>>73662358
I don't get misogyny. Yeah, chicks are dumb, but so are dudes. I think both genders are leading to the downfall of our species. People are stupid and harmful to our own species -fullstop. It's not a penis/vagina thing.
>>73662455
one of the finest posts you'll ever see on /brit/
>>73662468
destinys child shit like this
not for too long though. I found that funny and interesting but the others werent havin it it seems
>>73662488
GOOD anglo post
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cultural_cringe#Australia
OI FACK ME CUNTS, TOIME TO SHITPOAST
wonder if janny started the day off reluctant to delete toads for free but then got overwhelmed and gave up
Fell into a bottle lads
Cannot seem to be able to climb out
>>73662455
yes, go to the non-local graveyard
/brit/?
more like
/fuckingidiotbigteethdumbteadrinkingidiots/
>>73662373
what time is that?
mother and I doing shots
Australia>Canada>New Zealand>UK>USA desu
'tis the burden of the englishman to always be second worst
'tis his pleasure to always be above the USA
>>73662494
Its the pop culture :/
>>73662493
Germany is objectively less cucked
And we have less chavs
>>73662488
>vancouver
>>73662488
not an argument, this doesn't take into account the climate or killer animals
>>73662385
all the DJs here do this
quite like it
>>73662455
nah, graveyards are quite interesting places and if its big enough to get a good jog in then go for it
We making fun of aussies now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>73662507
sounds like it would be fun, i like some rnb
>>73662545
Take off the proxy Damo
>>73662532
The best remedy to alcoholism is bit of Whisky applied directly to the mouth.
>>73662552
Less hoodrats too.
You can get stabbed in London and anywhere there and inbetween York.
wait are people genuinely pissed at aussies about the easter thing
>>73662195
But did it go in?
Can't really think of one good novelist, band or film from Australia.
Mad Max wasn't bad I guess. Literally what do they do down there other than mine and shitpost? Even Canada soundly beats them in cultural output.
really makes you think
>>73662545
if we're talking about people, then yes that is correct
but if we're talking about the country itself and best quality of life then i'm afraid you'll have to swap the US and the UK
>>73662066
she'd be perfect without dreads..
ahh yes a dusty rock very impressive
>>73662606
inequality adjusted HDI, friendo
>>73662592
>band
tame impala is good
>>73662066
>Dreadlocks
How disgusting.
>>73662585
Not bad for a first world country eh
>>73662583
Shall be following this advice
>>73662540
The resurrection of a certain holy man perhaps?
>>73662588
Not mad, not surprised, just disappointed
>>73662552
you pay tax money for sex manuals for migrants to know how to have sex with german women
you shut down any anti-refugee comments on facebook. you even took down krautchan
the difference between the UK and Germany is that while the UK's government and media is cucked, the general populace is not. in Germany, the general populace believes everything their media tells them and is happy to be cucked
>>73662585
literally never been stabbed
nothing wrong with easter shitposting stop hating
An island with an advanced HDI, perhaps?
canada>us>uk>new zealand>australia
who on earth would want to live in a sweltering shithole I don't know
>country is literally nothing but desert with a huge rock in the middle
>BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD M8 STRAYA WOOP
pathetic.
>>73662621
they're shite
>>73662624
this
they're like an off switch for my willy
>>73662618
>lower GDP per capita than mississipi
>>73662588
Nah just fed up of them being put on a pedestal as epic meme posters
This thread shows they can't handle the banter because they're used to arse kissing
>>73662574
Nah, they're bros, unlike the whiny, self important American pansies.
>>73662648
Seriously, the bullying against German members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since Germans are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.
Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only German man who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully Swedes or Americans? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little country? Italians get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest whites in Europe.
Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful!
Would you call a German man a "cuck"(not true at all) to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth German man that they are a "cuck"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?
Your destroying national pride, your dividing whites against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now.
>>73662493
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sexual_abuses_perpetrated_by_groups#United_Kingdom_and_Ireland
>>73662666
let it happen is a good track
their only one
>>73662223
>Passover
>Poleaboo is trying to get yous on r9k
>The fake one is getting twice as many
Howling.
getting slowly pissed with my family
i love easter, lads
>>73662678
hello nigger
>>73662676
Doesn't mean you can't make fun of them you fucking MONG
>>73662647
>>73662674
kek why? it's spammed the whole year by everyone just building up to this and plenty of other flags get involved
>>73662670
don't mean to play this game but england (the country i live in) has a higher gdp per capita than the USA
>>73662722
watchu sayin cracka
Australia isn't a country. It's punishment for criminal conduct.
UK>NZ>Canada>USA>pitcairn islands>>>>>>>>>>>ausgaylia
>>73662711
Never been drunk with family
Seems like a really low class thing
>>73662708
>browsing /r9k/
Howling
australians are the most powerful posters on 4chan
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*dies*
>>73662723
She choked and coughed it back up into the glass, which splashed it against her face.
>>73662598
>wah wah wah the west is a big meanie
that's what I got from this
ahh yes all the school and college twats are here
>>73662730
don't want to play this game but England isn't a country
there's no English embassy in any other country. There's only UK embassies.
just completed a 6 mile walk along a river and through some lovely countryside.
>>73662573
i feel like if i was grieving and saw some cunt jogging through i would be annoyed
exercising among the dead to prolong my life while they are resting for eternity, very interesting juxtaposition
A nation cuckolded by emus, perhaps?
>>73662223
SHRIEKING
shant
Tame Impala is hands down the best band in the world right now. They are not pretty good, they are pretty incredible. But more than just how good they are, They represent the first ripple in a massive change that we are about to go through musically as well as culturally. I think that over the course of the next 10 years we are going to see a sort of mini-renaissance similar to what we saw in the late 50s-60s post war. With pot and gay marriage soon to be legal federally its gonna be a whole new world. 2012 end of the world isn't the end of human life, its the end of one way of thinking and the start of another. Pot...cash...crop...money! As someone already said here on reddit, The united states will be the only country in the world were pot is legal federally. We are gonna have jobs again, and money to burn. Money to spend on art and music. In a sense, a need will be created for GOOD art and music. Not something that is coldy manufactured by hitmakers. Tame Impala is leading the charge! They are proving that people CAN tell the difference between real and manufactured music! Im not saying Tame Impala are the next Beatles but they are making enough waves to make change. Moral of story, Tame Impala Rocks!!!! They (kevin park) are making real beautiful music that only happens when a talented person commits a lot of time to something that they are passonate about. Tame Impala is a real life "bedroom" band, they way it is meant to be.
>>73662808
>>73662782
Have spent plenty of time in inner city Birmingham and never been robbed
They only try it with manlets
>>73662646
Kinder?
>>73662787
England is one of 4 counties that make up the United Kingdom mate. a simple google search would have told you that but instead you've made yourself look like an ignorant fool. sad!
>>73662787
righto did some research our GDP per capita for the UK is $41,787
mississippis is about $31k
yes it's less than you and the usa but it's not as bad as you think
>>73662806
nah, if you were in hotpants and being a cunt i would be annoyed but some lad in shorts and a tshirt jogging around the edges wouldnt bother anyone
go for it m8
>>73662646
maybe
Easter?
>>73662787
>England isn't a country
Fuck off Bruce
>>73662862
that's like a yank saying let's just forget about our shitty southern states
doesn't count you troglodyte
>all these aussies in the catalog
how do they even organise this? they don't have a general other than this and /balt/
>>73662728
definition of forced
but because it's an aussie shitposting against the US you people ate it up
between any two other countries and it would never have caught on
According to my calculations, it is indeed Easter.
im madly in love with this british woman. how many livestock do you lads want for her?
>>73662884
Ethiopia is better than all of these
>>73662899
it counts to everyone except you. fortunately, you're a worthless nobody so who cares what you think? lol
>>73662933
he's still a newfag
>>73662908
might be onto something there mate
> England is a separate country!!!!!1!1!1!
He says, posting under the Union Jack
I bought you a present lads :3
mental to think that there's an autist amongst us who is so virginal that he thinks men and women have the same hands.
absolute madness
A tasty chocolate?
Feel like shit just want him back
Still wondering why JFs even bother posting in here.
Go ahead, look at the average JF post and tell me it's a contribution.
sovereign states are different to countries you ignorant pigs
had a very uncomfortable dream where i was at my computer doing a wank to porn with two girls who were also watching the porn and masturbating. When they saw i was about to cum they started filming me
what does this mean?
why don't they celebrate easter?
>>73662884
>Caralad all the way down there
You have the worst fucking taste.
>>73663008
Good man!
it feels like we only go backwards baby
>>73663008
Lol, what was that for?
a celebration of the resurrection of our lord and saviour, perhaps?
>>73663008
Good lad, killing the flying mechanical monster. Wonder how much XP he got for that.
>>73663026
literally lived in tower hamlets for a year, never had any issues but did see some lads on their way to rob my local offy which was 100% a drug dealers business
>>73663012
They're bringing toads.
Strange how Christians don't celebrate Easter to the degree as Christmas. What's more important the birth of Jesus or his resurrection?
>>73663042
cant abide this technological nonsense when trying to roleplay
>>73663022
yeah spamming the same ugly cunt at the start of every thread is a great gimmick isn't it
I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER
>>73663026
There's a difference between 'city centre' and 'inner city' you fucking spastic
Brum is worse than London too
>>73663039
every part of meee says gooo ahead
/r9k/ virgins keep telling me that several women are all happy to share the same Alpha male and that 80% of women end up with only 20% of men
yet i always feel like everything could blow up in my face when i'm flirting/sexting with several women at once while i have a gf. they definitely don't seem like they'd be happy if they found out they were sharing me with other women
>>73663073
fairly sure proper christians (aka orthodox) celebrate them both bigly
>yanks so low they don't even make the chart
lmao
All my families brains turn to fucking mush at age 50
Mine will probably slip at 30
>>73663071
and some, I assume, celebrate easter?
>australians so low they don't even make the chart
lmao
A busy day for a certain individual?
this fucking moron is going to get us range banned
Seriously why is kissing called making out
Is it because you have to kinda dodge her nose when kissing her?
>>73663104
>listening to r9k virgins about women
>>73663124
Judging by the state of your posts, your brain's been mush for years you fucking CUNT
Going to Syria to fight for Assad is a more noble death than suicide yes?
>>73663163
Hmmm?
>slimy poor brits starting to show up in my city already
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
take them back NOW
>>73663120
football yank should be #1
>>73663147
phimo just be below thainonce
>>73663104
Reminds me of this video of an Alpha male about to beat the shit out of his GF because SHE caught him cheating.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZr2LfyrDZk
>>73663179
yeah
>>73663042
Method acting I suppose. How would you feel if somebody started flying some buzzing, otherworldly, quasi-magical contraption straight towards you?
>>73663179
]: )
>>73663164
ask in /cum/ you fucking kraut
we call it snogging
>janny wakes up
>just wants to celebrate with some chocolates
>checks out /int/ to ensure everything is fine
>he sees it in this state
>making out
what the fuck gibberish is this nazi saying
who /fantasyworld/ here
>>73663228
it's called lipsing you mug
>>73663164
Kissing is an action. Making out is an activity.
>>73663198
neapolitan?
>>73663177
well if several women all desire me but there are plenty of men out there which no woman desires, where does that place me on the sexual hierarchy?
top 50%? top 40%?
>>73663211
off you go then
>>73663228
No need to be so rude wow
need a big american to breed my boipussy
>>73663259
your mum is an activity
>>73663260
fuck no, I'm on the sea though
STOP pissing in my streets you C U N T S
>>73663258
Sure thing, Skepta
just pozzed myself
>>73663321
man like
Ahh my favourite scene in terms of artistic merit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjd8LlpUzsw
how does one pozz himself
>>73663279
Would you make out with sebia?
i really should have bought that additional annual leave
a small dent from my paycheck is a small price to pay for a break from the misery
gooning with the lights off
>>73663364
I'd need a pic of said sebia to determine that
But if she's cute,sure :3
>>73663361
get aids
eject your toxxik manjuice into a vial
get cured
insert vial up your arse again
>>73663374
Pay up
>>73663179
no
fight for rojava: the good guys
>>73663393
>Get cured
>From AIDS
Anon...
Have made a bet on Valencia to win and both teams to score
Óógæ böögá where the gaelgie womans at
frotted myself
>>73663357
nonce
posting in a 4chan thread
>>73663414
>communists
>the good guys
*meows*
Americans don't celebrate Easter?
>>73663464
inb4 capitalist death chart with 0 sources
Listening to grime on the Overground hehe
>>73663446
delete this post mate
hope i haven't been banned...
>>73663390
This is a Sebia, there are many flavours.
am a vegetablarian but might sneak away to maccers for a big mac
thoughts?
>>73663464
a)
>gif
fuck off
b)
deaths under capitalism are in the hundreds of millions over the last 5 years
thoughts?
*rawrs* ^ ^
janny is going mental deleting Easter threads
eating some Hot Cross Buns with some Harrods spiced fig jam
jannys cleaning up the mess
>>73663495
Looks okay to me
There a misconception among the homosexual underground that once you're HIV positive, there is no danger having unprotected sex with other men who are HIV positive.
Infact, there are multiple strains of HIV, and accumulating more strains can make your condition even more severe.
T. saw it on the documentary
been playing some darts in the shed
not very good at it yet, need to do more practice
>>73663464
>gif
fuck off
>>73663511
>>73663483
>(((rummel)))
ah yes, democratic peace theorists...
>>73663511
even the omnipotent, omnipresent janny cannot stand up to the might of Bruce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NXtO3tm2aQ
tune
>>73663532
well not only that but surely just cos you've got HIV you don't want to get all the other STDs either
oy vey remember the 66 trillion victims of communism
looking forward to the match ngl
>>73663464
>everyone who died under communism was killed by the state
hmmm ah yes
i dont get how pretending to like being bummed is worth getting aids
>>73663558
hello nigger
Intervention without compensation, perhaps?
was semi-awake during a thunderstorm last night and when I saw the lightning flash and the thunder I thought a nuke had gone off...
>>73663574
me too
Hhmmm thirsty, but don't want to get arseblasted paying >£1 for a bottle of water at the train station smdh
HIS WORK RECEIVES NO POUNDS OR PENNIES
FOR EASTER THREADS HE IS SILENT BUT DEADLY
>>73663574
>>73663496
>>73663564
/brit/ is a right-wing general, shoo.
business idea: make a film and rip off akira kurosawa
>>73663544
rummel is not a jewish surname, reddit. you have yet to explain why he is not credible
>>73663592
>>73663592
jesus christ kek
>>73663579
t. gommie
>>73663414
>rojava: the good guys
yeah mate fight for those noble kurds who invaded with the ottomans in the last century and use child soldiers
>>73663562
Gotta catch 'em all.
>>73663613
>the (((right)))
>the (((left)))
Feel like /brit/ is a bomb shelter while the board explodes around us
Birmingham feels like a lawless city when I drive around, police cars are rare as fuck and the speed cameras aren't even turned on
reaching levels of pop cultural dissociation where i only learn about new star wars trailers from far right twitter accounts
>>73663613
Goebbels was a right-wing general
/brit/ is a house of many rooms
>>73663615
he's just an ideologue
would you take as credible an academic who's entire body of work was the victims of capitalism?
>reaching levels of pop cultural dissociation where i only learn about new star wars trailers from far right twitter accounts
Who />mouyes/ here?
>>73663713
I literally would
so you cannot objectively prove rummel is not credible then
>>73662589
Right in the cunt!