I'm enlisting in the army tomorrow. Say something nice to me.

May God have mercy on your soul?

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You are dead.
Not big surprise

>>73659894
Are you prepared for the second korean war?

>>73659894
I hope you don't die in the upcoming war

>>73659894
Fuck off

>>73659894
One of the things that I am glad to be born here is that we don't have a conscription. Just saying.

>>73659894
Good luck, stay safe, and kill as many North Koreans as you can before they bomb Seoul. I'm sorry mate, but while their missiles suck balls, they still have good artillery that can hit. Hurt them as much as you can. Maybe after this is all done, Korea will be unified once again.

>>73659986
half of japan isn't occupied by a dictator too tho

>>73659894
전쟁 안 나니까 걱정 말고 갖다와라

아 참고로 난 4급 공익임 ^^7

>>73659894
Die for your white American colonizers

>>73659894
Good luck, anon!
By the way i dont have to go to army. Im 공익 :)

>>73659894
Don't fall victim to hazing.

>>73659986
Abe will conscript you

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>>73659894
Shoot straight you faggot and don't piss your sergeant off

POST YOUR ADDRESS IL SEND YOU CHOCOLATE I DID SO ALREADY TO SOME CUNT LIKE 2 YEARS BACK

>>73659894
Prove to be as strong as Americans and you'll have earned our respect. Also have fun doing some international training maybe.

>>73660085
DON'T DO IT CHOCOLATE IS CODEWORD FOR 'SHIT'

>>73659894
Don't worry, let me contact Trump so he can instead send american soldiers so korea can be free

>>73660064
>implying Shinzo "you need to breed" Abe isnt going to enlist him in a revival program

>>73659986
This is why you are such a weak race today, Showa would not be happy.

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>>73660141
>pasty baby britbong saying this

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>>73660085
>Accepting gift boxes from muslims

>>73660085
are you a girl(male)?

F

>>73660110
IF I WANTED TO EXPORT GERMAN CULTURE I WOULDN'T NEED TO GET HIS ADDRESS JUST HIS COUNTRY :^)))))))))))))

Did you guys know that conscripted soldiers in Korea only get paid $200/m

>>73660085
That's haram m8

Youre gonna make good friends and have a lot of fun.

You'll never have to fight either, with is a positive.

>>73660223
Yeah but meals and accommodation are free so what do you need money for?

>>73660223
Did you know that conscripted guys in Russia get $18/m?
Not even Kidding.
Been there , done that

>>73660265
Well, I work for someone, so I have a right to get decent money regardless of purpose, right?

>>73659894
You probably will not die. Also you will get in shape. Good luck!

>>73660322
So in case of war, people are willing to die for $18/m to the big bear.

Cool.

>>73660325
Most of what people earn normally goes to things like car, housing and meals. If all of that is provided by your employer or not necessary, you obviously don't need to earn as much as people who work normal jobs.

>>73660390
They don't have a choice.
Either you serve one year, run from officials until you are 27 years old with no opportunity to get a job or you pay bribe.
Everybody except very few guys hate this.

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>>73659894
You'll be one of the first people to die in WW3

>>73659894
Excellent timing

>>73660439
Just like Auschwitz or East Germany? Nazi gave jewish food and bed.

>>73660322
That's enough to buy a bottle of vodka

>>73659986
Low-test

>>73659894
Kill as many commies as you can

Don't feel guilty about it, always remember that communists are subhuman animals who do not experience the world like we do and that killing them is no more immoral than putting down a rabid dog

>>73660583
Weak banter. But East Germany (or any dictatorship) comes pretty close. There's no market inside the military, so it does function a little bit like an authoritarian socialist republic. Everyone gets what they need and does what they're told.

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>>73659894
I enjoyed my time in the military and so will you :)
Do you have a qt gf that will send you letters every week?

>>73660690
I bet you are communist or at least from east germany

>>73659986
You are literally conscripted from the day you're born to be a soulless wageslave.

>>73659894
>tfw one more poster will be lost from 4chan
Would you feel sorry about yourself when you will be dying on the battlefield and thinking that you have wasted thousands of hours on 4chan instead of doing something productive?

>>73660797
kek

>>73659894
I've been in the army for six months now, and I can tell you it sucks worse than living in a Russian commie block. Have fun!

>>73660802
War will never happen
Trump and Kim both are too faggot to start ww3

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>>73660797
...and that kids is how the hebrew killed all of japan

>>73659894
Best of luck

And cap a commie for me <3

>>73660666
Shut up idiot.

>>73660802
I am totally sure that the last thing He would think
about in the battlefied is fucking 4chan.

>>73659894
Rest In Peace

>>73659894
Do it for Hyuna

>>73661025
He may remember this thread while dying though
>wth why am I remembering that stupid thread while dying
>I don't have much time left think of something positive
>BRAAAAAAAAAAP
REEEEEEEEEEE x_x

>>73659894
Go and kill the stupid fatty, soldier. Good luck.

>>73661129
When You are dying you probably think about your family and friends. Dying and thinking about 4chan is pathetic as fuck.

>>73659894

Nothing will happen. It will be good for you, the army will teach you how to be a man.

>>73661209
>When You are dying you probably think about your family and friends

implying that guy has friends or a good relationship to his family

>>73661251
How do you know that gook have bad relationships with his family or do not have friends?

>>73660802
My only regret would be being in that situation in the first place instead of fun posting on 4chan.

>>73659894
화이팅

Don't get 왕따'd too much.

>>73661001
Fuck off commie spy

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>>73659894
I skipped army by feigning retardation

>he is mentally stable enough to be allowed in
Enjoy dying.

>>73661336
He browses /int/

Please make a thread in some time where you tell whats it been like in the korean army
Assuming youre not nuked by best korea in next days

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>>73661648
>feigning

>>73659894
Why tho? It's a fucking waste of time. At least in Russia. Thanks god I've never served in the army.

>>73659894
Please defeat that fucking disgusting, oppressive shithole known as Best Korea. They making their own people suffer and turning them into a cattle, brainwashing them and stripping them fro liberties.
There would be no ww3, Russia will never help fucking dictator Kim. I hope Trump has enough guts to destroy ina flames all the insane lidership of the N. Korea.

>>73661697
/int/ is the most normi place in 4chan.

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>>73661721
What did he mean by this?

>>73661787
>They making their own people suffer and turning them into a cattle, brainwashing them and stripping them fro liberties


Sounds pretty much like Russia lol.

>>73659894
AAAMUJAAAAAAAAA

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>>73659894
Don't kill yourself if you get bullied.

Oh, wait there's that whole NK thing going on.
Well, at least it'll be interesting, right?

>>73661826
I feel myself free in Russia. I have access to the liberties, goods, information and other services adecuate to my wealth. Also I am proud of my great country.

Also I have served at the military for the 1 year. Pretty boring, but OK.

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>>73661801
>/int/ is the most normi place in 4chan.

>>73661801
Compared to what? /r9k/?

>>73659894
I hope you don't die.

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>>73659894
Thank you for protecting kpop

>>73661952
Russia is objectively more free than the American police state

>>73659894
The goverment lies
You are going to die

>>73661801
there's /soc/ and /pol/.
Both full of normalfags who don't belong anywhere but on facebook.

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>>73661952
That's because you're brainwashed cattle. That's pretty simple. Also the fact that you was in Russian army and you still think it's OK tells about you a lot.
Working class level of mentality and needs kek.

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>>73661952
>The difference in the understanding of freedom
>American person: "No one can hurt me. We are free."
>Russian person:"I can hurt anyone. We are free."

Really burns my neurons.

>>73662287
Nah, it's just comfortable for you and faggots like you to think of the part of your own population as a cattle. But in reallity you are no different from them, apart from some hipster, obscure political or some oither viewpoint. Basically you are a fashist, but for your own people. Litteral subhuman.
But I don't blame you, maybe when you'll grown up, finish your education and start putting whole yourself into something creative you'll change.

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>>73660023
>>73660041

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I hope south korea will lose the war so that all k-poop sluts will be forced to do labour work and be sold to cambodian human trafficers.
Same with Japan.

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>>73659894
아하하하하하하ㅏ하하하하하 잘가

>>73659894
I'll send you porn while you're in there if you send me your kpop CD collection.

야 근데 요즘 군대 개망했어. 군대는 군대가 아니라 유치원이야. 진짜 망함 너 병장 달아도 개 고생할거야.

t. someone who got discharged right when the whole 계급 system became obsolete

>>73659986

In a puppet state?

>>73659894

Good luck m8, don't get depressed in those moments (you know what I mean).

I would like to fight against Best Korea too.

So seriously /int/, how likely is it that Korea explodes this year?

>>73663598
Nothing will happen

>>73663598
Nothing will happen m8.
Even if something does, the army is not that bad.

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MORNINGS

>>73663598
Kim would get shitstomped immediately

You can't even hide underground anymore

>>73663633
>>73663678
Okay so I appreciate you guys must know about all this but remember that if North Korea launches their attack then the people in Seoul have around 45 seconds to find safe places before the artillery begins to decimate the city and flatten it to the ground.

So yeah, I know North Korea will lose the war. But if you guys aren't prepared at the start then your capital city will be completely razed and a fucking lot of people will be killed.

Does that not worry you at all? Especially now since Donald Trump seems so keen on solving the "North Korean problem" during his term, whether or not the Chinese join him?

>>73663769
Conscription in the nordics is a joke though. No one of your generationis going to be called in.

>>73659894
Good luck dying for your Samsung overlord

>>73663798

how is a 60 year old conflict now Trump's fault?

i swear you ppl are obsessed

the Norks saber rattle every few years

>>73659894
Will you defect in favor of the North ?

>>73664026
You haven't been catching up on the news lately, have you.

Trump is the one rattling the sabre - he will probably launch the revived Korean War

>>73664025
Shut up nothing will happen

>>73664221
Do not worry Kimchi, friend. In the likely event that Seoul and most of Korea is obliterated completely you can come stay here

>>73664380
I'd rather stay here than go to a shithole like New Zealand.

>>73664221
What exactly won't happen? Your death (okay, this is less likely) or Samsung ruling the country (what is pretty much a fact)?

>>73664380
>you can come stay here
I know that Australia don't accept refugees and send them to nauru or tubalu

>>73664423
Of course second korean war or ww3

>>73664487
Tbh I hope so. But on the other hand, this will happen someday.

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>>73661001

>>73664447
it's okay, there are millions of you, they can't stop all of you at once!

>>73660013
>Implying Korea isn't legitimate Japanese Empire clay.

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>>73660797
Fucking kek, good one schlomo

>>73659986
And that's why you will be chinese clay the second an american president decides he doesn't want to be in japan anymore.

nationality and patriotism is a spook btw

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>>73665766
This

>>73659894
Dont commit suicide lad
Its not worth to die for your cunt

Heres a pic of my caté to keep ya company :^)

Yes hello I have sad green story for op. Hopefully it will boost his morale :)

>be me
>1992
>finish high school
>"aw yes nigger, now only joints, work, and booze awaits my new life"
>conscription still enabled, can easily dodge it if you enroll into university
>fuck university, I'm no fag
>go to work
>shit son, high class technical office, they jammed me into vice officer seat because I can speak English and use CAD. Life is good
>one day arrive home
>lettercard in postbox
>"hmm maybe another work proposal?"
>it's actually drafting notice
>have to quit pretty good job
>I'm a fatty shitlord with autism, they sent me into berdaglieri
>oh god why I must run everyday every time for every thing not even marines must do this shit god I hate this army
>fast forward to end of conscription
>"yeah dad I'm coming home finally this shit is over"
>"son, army is pretty good. You are slim now and live alone. See if you can stay one more year as VFB"
>don't want to disappoint dad. He wants son Sergeant
>stay one more year
>war in Somalia
>deployed to Mogadiscio, checkpoint pasta
>heat, sand, more heat, stress and khat
>eventually came back in one piece
>became NCO

Moral of the story: not everything is shit. But Somalia? Somalia is shit.

>>73666352
Do you regret doing what your father wanted from you?

>>73659894
I wish you the best of luck in your endeavors in defending your beautiful nation.

I myself wish that I could've joined the armed services, shoulda woulda didn't.

>>73666527
Yes. But Khat was good and cheap. I am jelly of colonial times, I heard stories of dissolution behind every imaginable fantasy: people getting high 24/7 while on duty, gf bought for cheap, white collars job just because you were Italian

>>73666643
Im in a similar age when you got your drafting letter. The idea of having to go to war for your country is scary as fuck to me

(>>73666666)

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>>73659894
https://youtu.be/dxFbRg9HS8Y

>>73659894
Survive!

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>>73659894
Aamuja.

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>>73659894
This is a guy who enlist in Taiwan Army.

>>73660797
>soulless wageslave

You could have just said "goyim", we would have understood.

>>73659894
>being an enlisted pleb
>not sucking up on being a useless butterbar for a couple of years and becoming an officer

O-3 and above > SNCO > enlisted/conscript cannon fodder

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Army fucking sucked.

> -30 Celsius
>Guard some fucking road
>oh looks like there's not enough people in your squad
>double shifts
>Couple of times i stand there the WHOLE FUCKING NIGHT and i have to constantly check that my almost sleeping friend is not fucking dying in there.

I can't fathom how some people glorify the time in the army saying that: "It was the best time in my life". Nobody can't have that shit life jesus.

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>>73659894

>>73670255
It was a pretty wild experience to be so sleep deprivated and cold you started hallucinating

>>73660797
nipmonkeys btfo

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>>73659894
Aamuja

>>73660797
yea you are not wrong

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Intti :DD :D

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enjoy your psychosis

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>>73659894
Aaaaamujaaaaa :DDD

>>73659894
Good luck, have fun, save your money and keep your uniform to impress chicks later.

>>73659894
Your StarCraft II skills impress me

>>73659894
Good luck, don't die xox

>>73659894
You are lucky. You have a good chance of becoming a hero when the Donald and Kim start the second Korean war.

The rest of us will grow old and die in peace and boredom without ever getting the chance the experience the glory that you will. :(

>>73659894
Dont overthink about stuff.
Dont take things personally.
Your mental and physicall health is your no1 priority.
Solve problems.

>>73659894
I hope your death is swift and painless

>>73660322
is food and accommodation provided?

>>73660797
that means koreans are literally doubly conscripted.

how poor they are or no wonder their suicide rate has become number 1 in the world

Say hi to Songtan Sally for me

>Enlisting
I think you mean drafted.
Enlisting is when you do it willingly.

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>>73659894
>Say something nice to me
You can't get killed when Seoul is leveled by NK artillery if you've already been killed stepping on a landmine.

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>tfw Floridian
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>73682182
>Implying they'd not get shot the fuck down anyway

>>73659894
aamuja vaan

>>73660797
wtf i support israel now!

>>73682182
>i'm safe too
Nice

A VACATION IN A FARAWAY LAND
UNCLE SAM DOES THE BEST HE C-

Oh wait, you are SK
Enjoy and learn the power of artillery boi

>>73660797
So is pretty much everyone.

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>>73659894
MORNINGS

>>73659894
Good luck