/Brit/

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cara

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>>73658394
/cum/

>>73658394
>brits representing themselves as fat old men
do not like this meme

>>73658431
Second, just like real life

>>73658394
the alliance they betrayed?

>>73658431
FOY

>>73658394
>japlets

why does /brit/ call my earring gay when they're more of a working class thing

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quite enjoy insulting russians and turks with my broken russian and turkish

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Hmm

>>73658471
Me on the left

>>73658471
can quite clearly just run around all the of obstacles

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>>73658471
tell me more about the challenges you face in your life...

>>73658471
really made my vortex cortex

>>73658471
me in the pond

>>73658471

don't get it

>>73658471
why have they put the white guy in a business suit and the black woman in a tracksuit
are they racist or something

>>73658462
what ear is it in

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>>73658450
>>73658454
Mad?

>>73658471
me in the pool of water

>>73658531
that's not a thing

mum just whinged about THE DAILY MAIL

used to think americans were the stupidest posters until i came here

>>73658537
>>73658520
who do i believe

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>Smug_Pepe.jpg

AAAARGH THE DAILY MAIL

>>73658531
left

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>>73658430

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Help

I'm lost

not enjoying the inane posting rn

>>73658544
confirmed shirtlifter

don't like people who are passionate about anything

>>73658520
>>73658537
unironically would like to have sex with you

smelling my own poo poos

Don't reply to him

taken to meditating for ten minutes twice a day lads
thought it was a meme but the benefits are astounding

this h got me feeling good !!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-39607213
crikey

>>73658566
*does an announcement on the tannoy asking for your mum to come to the tils*

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>>73658535
get to scrubbin' boy

>>73658579
not a term for gays

oh my god the daily mail

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the goal

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>>73658599
Tenks

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LOL?

>>73658580
unironically hate people who aren't passionate about anything

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THE DAILEY MAYOLL!?

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I have produced some original content

the daily mail, bloody nazis

>>73658619
WHADDA BUNCH A BLUUDY RACISTS

Any you lads play Bully? It was a good video game.

if im going to die, id like to die from owning a pet too large and violent for my own good, then having it kill me, so i can make the news as "mong get eaten by tiger"

>>73658665
Played it yeah

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listening to a bit of lana dey rey desu

So who's the oldest virgin in this thread?
25 here

Shit gym sesh lads, was hungover so lacked the willpower to do anything properly

hehe

Miss any good posts?

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THE DOILY MAYUL!?

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>mfw people are actually getting triggered by that silly 'obstacles' cartoon

christ you lads are a sad bunch

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>>73658638
psot mor retar frog
pls

>>73658665
set in a yank school that tries to act pommy isn't it?

>>73658516
Liking this image shall be saving it

>>73658611
it is tho

>>73658679

also 25, what month is your birthday?

HATE druggies. no time for delinquents. Not a prude just dont like crime.

>>73658637
NEED a commie gf

>>73658679
virgin twat

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>>73658684

>>73658679
I was a 24 y/o virgin tbqh

>>73658683
people on this website love finding shit to get mad about

>>73658679
I was a virgin till I was 18
19 now

so not me!

>>73658679
prefer not to say

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AHHHH MAI GOWD
THE
DOUAIYLY
MAYUWWW??

>>73658679
42 here

20 year old virgin here ama

>>73658263 #
Sexuality is a spectrum, one day men will get to grips with this and gay sex will just be a bit fun. I envy those that will experience this

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>>73658665
I think you mean Canis Canem Edit

>>73658683
I know, i posted it, quite an expected result. Further analysis will be required to determine if it was merely an outlier.

how do you get a 29 y/o gf at 21?

>>73658701
you're a small-minded bore.

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>>73658679
im not i got fucked in me bum when i was 18

anarcho centrist here ama

>>73658394
Cunts.

talked to a girl in the club but then the voice in my head reminded me i was a sadcase so i did not go further with her hahahahahahaha

just lost the auld 'ginity lads

>>73658748
source

>>73658742
be a French banker

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>>73658753

never understood people who claim to be straight but are a little bit gay

fucking disgusting 2bh

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>>73658711
Wy?

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CHROIST ALOIVE
DUH
DAYLEEEEY
MAYILLLLLLL

>>73658764
me

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might resub to wow lads

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>>73658764
>simple as

>>73658764
gooning

>>73658704
>5'1
>98lbs
could rag her around like nothing

>>73658762
bit gay

>>73658732
Really?

>>73658764
This is most of the blokes down the pub in my area.

man the videos from that berklely protest look pretty funny haha
everyone going bonkers

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>>73658751
>not being anarcho primitivist master race

>>73658665
>Skateboarding
>Making out with girls/guys
>Beating up chads
God tier game, might have to buy off Xbox market place while it's on sale

all the fucking normie cunts ruining this general rn

>HAHA DEANO LOOK WHAT I DO ON 4CHAN LOL IM SO AUTISTIC LOL HAHA BANTZ

fuck off I hate you

>>73658764
hes right

>>73658793
i unsubbed just before 7.2 came out

i need to stop resubbing, been playing on and off since dec. 2006

>>73658755
once was at a party and asked a very pretty girl to come for a walk with me
she agreed and not once did I even consider making a move
she even came up and kissed me on the cheek to say goodbye

fascist rag

>>73658793
source PLEASE

>>73658764
bet this lad #LovesTheDarts and is a Leeds season ticket holder

>>73658680
Learn how to adapt to your will power. Its never go hard a go home. We have our off days, and on those off days we can go high reps with lighter weights. I'm talking 5-10% load than what you normally do and go for hundreds of reps. Great way to grind away the hours, and it counts for raising the plateau bar.

See: Russian high volume low intensity training (olympics)

>>73658665
Ahh yes, back when games were complete on arrival.

>agree with 190kg
>Don't want to respond to him
Hmm truly a dilemma I face

If Jesus is rising today, then so is my BAC

What's the thing with black men and blonde women? Almost every time I see an interracial couple she's blonde

>>73658830
thats bent

https://twitter.com/Colin_Rowland/status/853271030768570368

Ah yes, after the Dortmund bomb incident, they really did up the security at the footy yesterday

Just saved a tiny mouse from my cat x

>>73658764
>this account has been suspended
wonder why

>>73658868
might as well reply lad

not like i care

>>73658841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElvLZMsYXlo

>>73658897
I was on xans which turn me into a pure boy

>>73658868
>agree with 190kg
time to reevaluate your life choices

>>73658764
Literally brit

>>73658903
Now the poor bloke is probably out of a job cos you have grassed him up

the gf doing a sing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1VTcJfL7RE

>>73658917
young fathers are great

>>73658910
cowardly trolls cant handle the truth

>190kg master projector has gone from living in the shadows of normies to openly bitter against them

pure pottery

>>73658931
ah yes thats less bent
going to house parties on xans is a business idea that needs investment

>>73658452
More than expected for Britain.
Because Japan defeated Russia in the Russo-Japanese war in 1904-05.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFF-sSf6qVY

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I am more intelligent than any of you

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imagine having built in wifi on your forehead

>>73658962
https://youtu.be/uf6V4M6UefM

They come around every so often.

>>73658950
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1pT2uN3m0U

have wanked to this quite a few times

>>73658986
nerd

>>73658949
Maybe he should have done his job properly then

>>73658917
She looks like such a cold bitch. Feel sorry for her husband if shes managed to get her claws into one.

Tobacco connoisseur/pipe smoking>>>>>cigar smoking>>cigarette chain smoking>>>Vaping>>weed smoking

>>73658955
I'm a sub-normie shut up

Is it true that London has become a playground of real estate investors?

haha me in the middle woops x
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1492320123776.webm

>>73659022
dont watch gone girl then

>>73658986
>Australian
doubt it

>>73658979
desperately need a generic valium goth gf

downloading Dishonored 2, the demo was pretty rad.

>>73657824
liverpool st line?

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post em

>>73659027
Weed smoking is the only one that has a purpose though

>>73659057
good game tbqh

>>73659040
like pretty much every big city mate

>when girls cut their hair

no stop you idiot

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Why are Trump supporters so violent?

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>>73658903

>>73659089
>HAHAHA LOOK DEANO I JUST CRITICISED TRUMP LOOK AT THE SCREECHING THAT'LL COME

>>73659085
quite misogynistic

>>73658903
Screaming

having a flutter lads

bit nervous ngl

>liking femdom
Turn in your mancard desu

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Fucking hell, imagine being a 50 year old ex addict and still able to pull top tier women

>>73659108
Grow up.

>>73659121
is that some kind of gay thing?

Quite fancy gaining an MBA, anyone here got any advice?

>>73659108
Swansea are going down you fat cunt

>>73659121
and it's just fucking come in WAHEYYYYY

What anime are you currently watching lads?

Look at this quality post
>>73659142
/deutsch/ everyone

>>73659163
fuck off

>>73659133
>top tier

is there a /brit/ discord?

just stuck a grandad on baggies to win 1-0

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devon

>>73659152
and I'll still be a Jack Bastard you plastic twat

>>73659167
what does it say

>>73659163
don't watch anime anymore I'm a grown man now

>>73659006

her body is unreal

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>Buy this medicine it will help your [insert weirdly specific condition]
>side effects may include diabetes, kidney failure, tremors, seizures, heart attacks
>Ask your doctor about x

>>73659040
London is fucked, the housing market in london is worth the same as the GDP of Brazil

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>>73659070
running a tad hot here

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>>73659172
get your ears checked mate

>>73659205
It says Brits are gay xd

>>73659221
Remember when Bernie killed some kid?

reckon the big men in costumes should do something about all the saudis, russians and chinese buying lots of flats in paris, london, new york etc and never living in them

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Whose side are you on?

>>73659206
There are no age limits in watching anime anon

>>73659110
no, how?

>>73658462
Jamaican guys have an earring thing here. Everyone else sorts of considers it a gay thing, but if you from "dem islands", it's just an island thang.

>>73659236
>tfw met a qt as fuck girl that looked like her in a smoking area and chatted for ages
>tfw didnt get her number

GAS ME

Alright, let's get down to business.

Who else here vapes

>>73659265
Fuck he's swinging to kill

>>73659265
context?

>>73659265
Story?

reckon i might start smoking for social reasons

>>73659286
yo

>>73659265
don't know the whole story so I can't say

>>73659265
Cameraman was in the wrong

>>73659286
Mise

My own mother just called me a "piece of work". Bit miffed.

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>>73659070
>>73659235
hello yes I am poor

>>73659303
not the perfect time to start smoking
the next president melenchon will raise the cost of a 20 cig pack from 10 to 20 euro in the span of 5 years

>>73659286
*spells out my answer in a puff of vape smoke*

>>73659297
black brucies told arab to go back to his country
hilarity ensued

>>73659277
>Everyone else sorts of considers it a gay thing
no?

>>73659348
good lad
smokings bad for you

>>73659303
similar boat friendo

what does Kim Jong Un actually hope to achieve by bombing South Korea and the US? the guy is nuts and but surely he doesn't expect anything other than his country's own annihilation in a literal war no matter how many nuclear bombs they have?

>>73659362
Earrings are faggy mate..Is it a stud?

>>73659348
>the next president melenchon
hopefully la

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It ain't gay if you from dem islands, mon.

Lads would you date a girl who has fucked black lad/s? A lot of people i know have said no.

>>73659382
he's not a retard
that's why he won't ever do a first strike

>>73659395
Nah

>>73659348
isn't he also going to tax people who earn over 33,000 euros a month 100% lol
somehow don't think he'll follow through on that promise

>The French election is between communists and fascists
we /1930s/ now

>>73659163
Attack on Titan

>>73659348
yeah i always looked at smoking as a huge money drain anyway

but it might be alright to buy the odd pack if i just did it socially

>>73659382
Nukes arnt primarily a weapon, they are a security for business. A country with a nuke is generally more stable. You know shits gonna be fine because nobody will attack you when you have a nuke so businesses can invest in your country and not worry about any issues down the line.

>>73659395
would never be able to compete willy wise so no

>>73659395
yeah probably, whats the problem?

>>73659382
He's just being a irl whacky troll

>>73659395
probably not haha. depends on girl though

>>73659385
no it's a ring
see far more working class lads wearing them than any other group

Vegetarian gf is getting upset because I keep telling her how delicious the lamb I'm eating is heheh

Bint

>>73659265
prefer blacks to pakis

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REaS0bOmf-Y

poor timmy

>>73659422
Aha, runtoid detected. Macron will probably win with ease, possibly fillon. The second round system doesn't favour extremists

>>73659395
saying no is the sure sign of a cuck

>>73659395
why would I care about a girl's past relationships if i genuinely liked her?

>>73659415
90% I think

>>73659433
yeah and its great if u want to talk to a bint
since everyone smokes here you just pull up to a girl and say "got any fire?" and lit your cig then make chit chat

>>73659395
hang on a tick, date a girl?

>>73659455
Haha you're one cheeky cunt mate

>>73659395
depends on the reason
if it was to get back at the old man then nah.
if it was a one night stand then nah.
if she did because she loved him then, then uhhh... ok.

never understood why these people think 'snowflake' is an insult...snowflakes are beautiful, complex, every one unique, and together create a great and powerful force of nature

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We are MULTICULTURAL

>>73659448
give it a rest you fucking bender

>>73659479
same I suppose

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*pours liquid nitrogen in my ears to cool my brain down*

>>73659395
No, same way I wouldn't date a girl who use to fuck animals.

opted OUT of going out for lunch with my family
haha i'm a bit of a self destructive lonely bastard aren't i

>>73659488
*melts you*

>>73659455
poor banter desu too easy

> malnourished Rorkes who've never even been close enough to smell a female going on about how they wouldn't go out with a girl who's had sex with someone with the "wrong" skin colour

Lmaoooo pathetic

ballsack absolutely reeks today for some reason

>>73659469
swore I read a guardian article that said 100% but it must've been a typo, can't find it

>>73659498
How is Canadian an ethnicity?

>>73659395
don't care

Ah yes, northerners

https://twitter.com/CrazyFightz/status/719613041671815168

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>>73659498
>ethnicity
>Canadian

>>73659455
murderer

>>73659540
Shut up Cassy I'm going to fucking shag you to death when I get home

>>73659517
well that's this whole site innit

kissless virgins screeching about birthrates

>>73659455
Do you have emotional intelligence?

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>>73659460
>his fucking hair
just have a cold shower lol

>>73659534
fully fucking had him there

no nonsense

>>73659501
Jesus wasn't a Jew and he was violent

Got a Irish Catholic vegetarian gf lads

It's alright

>>73659469
>>73659522
ah here it is

>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/mar/27/jean-luc-melenchon-french-presidential-election-hard-left-candidate

>His programme is not for the faint-hearted. Money – whether a lack or surfeit of it – is the root of most evil. He proposes a monthly minimum wage of €1,300 (£1,125), 100% taxation for those earning more than €33,000 a month, and the renegotiation of EU treaties to escape the yoke of “economic liberalism”.

that must be completely wrong though, I'm sick of the g*ardian asking for my money if they have a mistake like this up for almost a week

>>73659534
Would destroy you you fairy

>>73659395
no, i like being their first black cock

I think in the UK it definitely depends on where you live. If you live in a rural area or not in an English city, and a girl has shagged at least 1 black guy, it would appear she's either gone out looking for it or has shagged so many by chance one of them is black. If you live in a big city then there's a fair chance it's someone she liked who happened to be black.

got a chinese gf

you're not allowed to complain about the white race dying unless you have at least 3 white kids

>>73659525
>>73659537
It's just people who've been here for so long they forget so they identify as Canadian. Same thing the Americans do in the south.

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poor banter

got a chinese bf

>>73659592
i have no white kids, no girls find me attractive

>>73659576
very sure it was 90%, but it's one of the things that are straight up lies
not very good at maths but not very sure you can tax 100% of someone's money

>>73659592
good post
find it hilarious how rorkes are always virgins, they're literally doing more damage than the pakis

browsing the racist part of twitter

>>73659608
I am sick to death of these pepe and kekistan cringelords

>>73659573
aisha?

>>73659592
>hate kids, never want any
>worried about whites becoming a minority

JUST.

>>73659608
>this sort of nonsense was suggested to you

here's a suggestion: find the nearest bin and take up permanent residence there

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>>73659525
It means people who's families have been here for centuries and identify with Canada itself rather than the European country their ancestors came from hundreds of years ago.

A lot of the western provinces were settled more recently so people still identify as English, or Scottish. In Ontario and Quebec, people's families have been there for hundreds and hundreds of years. European ancestry is only a distant memory.

how is a girl shagging someone of a different skin color a problem anyway? thats a bit racist no?

>>73659629
>they're literally doing more damage than the pakis
how?

>>73659608
funny that facebook has correctly marked you as a 4chan user

>>73659534
fucking hell northerners really are awful. Would rather live in Birmingham and risk beheadings on a daily basis than step foot in liverpool.

>>73659653
>Black frenchy :)

France as a democracy has entered it's very last stage in which the wealthy are fleeced by the baying mob

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Phimorings

>>73659576
he may as well just write "i am an economic illiterate" instead

>>73659657
Sounds more like Manchester 2bh

Cheadle maybe?

>>73659629
I think what the article is suggesting is that he wants to tax those salaries 100% so that people are forced to take lower salaries and nobody earns above a certain amount

should be great for the french economy, wonder why nobody's ever tried it before

>>73659668
christ alive
why would you do this

>>73659654
everything stems from low birth rates

>>73659668
Wtf is that?

hmm
hard drive is being really slow
*googles how to copy contents of my current one to a new one*
ah
yes
hmm
ahhhh
oooh
uhh huh
hmm

>>73659668
looks like my willy minus foldyce dots haha

>>73659668
brb going to try this with a bottlecap

>>73659692
>why would anyone want a normal foreskin and to be able to enjoy their willy as biology intended

truly a conundrum

>putting ear stretchers in your knob

>>73659657
im a middle class southerner living in the 'pool and it's not that bad desu, not even been mugged yet

>>73659657
white brummies act the same though

>>73659681
that sounds good actually
have no idea about economy anyway, not really interested in the creation of wealth

>>73659666
the revolution was the rich asking the poor to fuck up the king so they could take power and control the poor

>>73659697
looks like he put an ear gauge in his bellend

not a bad idea I suppose

>>73659668
oh my fucking life

>>73659713
oh fuck off you spacker I had phimosis
just cure it like a normal person you sadrunt

>>73659653
no, not really?

I have no problem with it. However I find it to be a red flag for the most part as there is a definite stigma in society about it and if she's totally disregarding that, it shows unwanted personality traits.

>>73659727
wot is normal?

I ethnically identify as a maple leaf. Pronouns are mer, mee, mey.

>>73659695
women are more to blame than rorkes
sure every rorke would be glad to have the opportunity to pump some rorkids into a woman
But women don't marry down, and with their social status rising, bottom men are disqualified while bottom women can always marry up

>>73659724
yeah I was memeing but I'd be interested to see how it works out, unironically believe the creating of insane amounts of wealth concentrated in individuals creates massive drains on an economy as they can afford everything, driving up prices for everyone else

just wish these hyper-lefties werent so immigrant happy, what's his stance on that?

>>73659749
sit in the bath with warm water and slowly pull it back over your bellend

>>73659704
hiya, fordyce mate :---)

>vaping

GUARANTEED runt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REaS0bOmf-Y

is tim too much of a pussy to just have a cold shower?
or has he never washed himself in a sink?

it'd be funny if the mental health people saw that he wasn't washing himself

why does so much of /brit/ have phimosis?

it isn't even that common

>>73659749
pull it back as much as you dare as often as possible
i did it in the shower and before and after every wank

over the course of about 6 weeks it worked and I can now get it back all the way

reminder that one of the australians here has a freakishly small thumb and it could be ANY of them

>>73659760
it's not like women don't want to have kids, it's just too expensive these days

boggles my mind that foreskin can be too tight

>>73659767
>>73659781

That's not normal

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Hmm...

gonna go for a walk to t'park lads. what should i do?

>>73659769
not an STI babe i swear haha

>>73659760
creasing at your pathetic little sob story
man up and sort yourself out

>>73659760
some absolute munters thought they could get into a relationship with me, was disgusted to be frank.

she was just a minge for when I was drunk.

>>73659772
Did vaping 3 times. Not a fan of 'tene. I like laying in bed literally all day with no needs to attend to other than pissing and the occasional cheeky egg sandwich.

Having to satiate the nicotine demon is just bothersome and gets in the way of real relaxation.

>>73659762
yeah he's actually up for the open borders stuff and that. maybe the only big problem in his campaign in my opinion
but he has said some funny stuff too, like about the current conflict in the middle east "just look at the pipelines"
honestly the most interesting candidate. shant vote for him though

new
>>73659818
>>73659818
>>73659818

*checks the size of my thumb*

>>73659767
ah yes, your phimo is the same as everyone else's.

>>73659805
ahh, we've all been there!
actually im a virge lol

>>73659807
wasn't talking about me

>>73659781
I can pull it back over my bellend though. My problem isn't extreme, it's just that there's a tight phimotic band when my foreskin is retracted and it's a little uncomfortable.

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>>73659802
nothin personnel

>>73659776
/brit/ will have a disproportionate amount of 'mosis because

1. 4chan users are awkward/aspie and are too nervous to get it fixed by seeing a urologist
2. 'mosis will negatively impact your social and sexual development, making you more likely to browse 4chan

I used to have it myself tbqh