ITT: Be as Polish as possible.

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>>73657098
>*squats on the street*
Now this I can do.

*suck cocks*

This is the essence of Polishness:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EPlFdNa1bQ

Spierdalaj ty chuju, kurwa mać ja pierdole

>>73657098
Fuck Russia.

>>73657098
>moves to a western country
>works in menial labour
>constantly complains about his pay
>sends most of it home anyway
>doesn't bother to learn the local languages
>has the cheek to tell the locals how to live their lives in his broken language
>"we in Poland are based"
>when confronted with the obvious question why doesn't he go back he starts invoking random historical events to justify his autism

>>73657261
great post

>>73657309
this

>>73657309
Sounds about right

>>73658096
Dziekuje, guess I was taught well

>>73658260
You could get polish citizenship, ez mode by going to the consulate or embassy and saying that, only things you would need to be more convincing would be:
>Grow a mustache
>Wear socks and sandals
>Be eating a kiełbasa with one hand
>Hold a shopping bag from "Biedronka" in the other
>Wear and old sweater
>And be drunk enough to be able to light your own breath.

This should be enough to make them genuinly believe you're one of us.

>>73657098
Hate your cunt so much that you wonder about living in PRC

*unclogs toilet*
*picks up mart sharts*
*czjlizijclzijiclizjciciziiziljzlcjjiijclzjcizjcizcjlzjcizcjiz*

*stabs foreigner on the street*

pola~~ <3