vintage OP's edition
>cum
More like shit LOL
>>73652583
Is my doggo white?
VAMOS A BAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>73652583
>>73652604
Jajajajajaja
need a quebecois gf t.b.h.
>>73652583
What did he mean by this?
Утpa вceм
>>73652602
>Black eyes
Hello nigger
you call THAT vintage?
goin downta GetGo soon
yinz needs anythin?
>>73652652
pick me up onena them GF's, and a 2L of Dr pepper
What do you think of this fine gentleman?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMDSig8uoe0
>>73652650
>>73652669
>vapeman
>vintage
>>73652650
>148
yes, i said vintage
>>73652652
I'm vegan, so no thanks fampai
>>73652693
I made that 3 years ago
>>73652703
I have a friend from el salvador
she asked me if my cheeks hurt because I have rosy cheek s and she didn't understand that that was a thing
>>73652718
Hey, thats very qt.
rip cum
>>73652809
go to hell
>California
>>73652827
New York is literally irrelevant aside from the Manhattan area or whatever the term for those little jew islands is
>>73652827
this is not accurate for me
going through
>conway
>>73652827
>angry and holding a bible
It's HAPPY Christian folk here, boy.
pssst..... hey americans
Wanna know a secret?
don't know what to spend my tax return on. Guitar probably
rate my nails
>>73652890
I'm gay?
>>73652884
that's not nice
Fact: Portland has the best flag
>>73652907
>tfw I owe a couple o thousand dollars
I don't want to pay
>>73652910
Gross, trim those fucking bear claws
>>73652912
I wouldnt call that a secret.
why can't we all just walk away?
>>73652951
>Arizona in meh tier
>A fucking X in god tier
Neck yourself
>>73652951
Tennessee's blue bit looks like a bad crop
>>73652951
>tfw my ancestor was Tennessee's first governor
>tfw real jazz hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKNFIN814fE
>>73652998
Jazz is dum
>>73652934
How do they get away with that swastica
I EXPECT you all will be in church this morning correct? Unless you're all terrible heathens
>spilled stuff and stained carpet
>stores closed so can't get stuff to remove it
i hope youtube tutorials don't fail me tomorrow
>>73653019
Heathen here, but I'll be doing stuff to help the needy tomorrow.
>>73652884
;_;
>>73653014
you're are dumn
>>73653019
I'll be at my grandparent's house sharing a dinner with them.
>>73653019
Only so jesus will bless the pens
>>73653019
I'm an ascetic and will be praying on top of a pillar in the wilderness tomarrow
>>73653019
just got back from easter virgin desu
>>73653019
I'll be in your mom
poor little ghost boy
>>73653123
Good post
post em
http://filteries.com/politics
let me tell you something, buds
logicworks fucking SUCKS
>>73653019
>go to a service where 90% of the people act Christian for a few hours before going back to their normal secular lives
Waste of time desu
where are all the easter threads? Literally only reason I was looking forward to it
>>73653221
RIP ;_;7
I'm going to berry my dick so far up your ass whoever can pull me out will be crowned king
>>73653242
don't be gross
>>73653242
Hello,
I believe zippo is a shit
You either have to fill it with fuel, or change the Flint, or change the wick and then good luck when you put a new one in because it not gonna work properly, weak flame and hard starts
Utter shit
>>73653262
can you tell me about florence, please? /ita/ is useless
portland is relevant
you don't need tall buildings to be an important city
pls no bully
>>73653255
I want Mike Pence to hold me down and do naughty things to my nether regions
>>73653283
lynden is relevent
you don't need buildings above 2 stories to be relevent
Don't mind me just posting best rapper in the game.
>>73653297
Neah Bay is relevant.
You don't need buildings above 1 story to be relevant
>>73653297
cologne is relevant.
You need at least one mosque to be relevant.
haha seattle is just over compensating lol
they must have tiny penises or something xD
Portland doesn't need tall buildings to prove it's a great city
i really like mike birbiglia. he's a funny man
why are italians so mean
>tfw manlet of american cities
WHY CAN'T WE JUST HAVE 1 (ONE) REAL SKYSCRAPER?!
>>73653388
They have nothing else to live for
out of food 2bh
>>73653427
Come over and I'll make you some french fries and gravy :)
>>73653438
that sounds decent right about now, i've been living off of dragon noodles and rice for the past 2 years
>hasnt shown us how to actually implement assembly code in our virtual circuits
>lol, test your circuit for these operations and have it due monday
>>73653485
how old are you and what year are you in
>>73653528
What's wrong bud
>>73653508
Senior year
>>73653427
I gotchu senpai
>>73653548
was going to play a video game and I where I would talk in the mic a bunch but now my roommate came home(he said he wasn't going to come home) and now I don't want to play because it will bother him
the sun will rise soon and i will get food
>>73653598
aaaaaaaahahahahahaha my roomate dropped out
now the room is a fucking mess and smells like cum all the time
>>73653572
youve been in your senior year for 5 years now
>>73653617
that's pretty gross
>>73653625
no, Ive been a senior for 2 years
I'd rearrange the boredom, and make it into bedroom
>spent like 2 hours practicing piano
at least it wasnt a total waste of a day right guys? people respect good musicians right?
Might be sharing an apartment next year buds
>>73653700
I could tell you at least 20 things I have done to waste days of my life
that placer guy has been in his senior year for 10 years now
poor guy
>>73653702
that'd be cool. how many people?
I'm doing that
>tfw Ive been in college for 50 years
>still no gf
>>73653720
Just one
>finished uni 25 minutes ago
>still no job
wtf, I want a refund
>>73653700
what songs have you been practicing?
>>73653753
with a boy?
>>73653792
yes
Business idea: Save white America by getting every Russian Mennonite to move to the USA.
>>73653805
Mormons and the Amish will inherit the earth
A girl wants to be roommates with me but it seems she wants to keep it platonic
Don't know really know how I feel about that, I do really want to get out of my parents house after all
>>73653799
how
this placer fellow has been alive for 100 years now and is still a virgin
think we should call a prostitute or something?
>>73653790
havent been playing long so no bully for entry level stuff
Fur Elise
Pachelbel's canon
Gymnopedie no 1
some megaman songs
I can't seem to memorize all the chords in this one part of gymnopedie.
business idea: allow 18-24 yr old ukrainian/russian females to enter the united states, on the condition that they immediately must become gf's for all white males of their respective age brackets
>>73653832
I was going to try to get a new apartment this summer anyway. If the boi decides to share one with me it will be cheaper for both of us. It's a quadruple win or something
>>73653860
is he cute?
>>73653876
I'm going to fugg him later today so I'd hope so
>>73653887
what?!
business idea:
statewide "dustcropping" of gay-away over the state of arkansas
>>73653900
The bf
>>73653900
wtf I thought you were straight and had a gf. stop hitting on the arkansas gay and start hitting on me
>>73653922
give us pictures
>>73653963
I don't want to post them on 4chan tho
>>73653962
I am those two things fellow Washington man
>>73653992
then how will we know if you're good enough for him? it's not like we'll tell your mom
The dissolution of the USSR and the end of Marxism-Leninism was probably the worst thing to ever happen to the USA.
>>73654019
idk, he seems to like me
>>73653838
I only started earlier this year.
I've been playing trying to play this russian cartoon's theme song. It isn't too difficult to memorize, but it's way too fast for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmIZaUh1c2w
>>73654050
then we need to know if he's good enough for you
what does he like?
>>73654075
ah yeah I love this show
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1492213941138.webm
>>73654085
>what does he like?
What do you mean?
no (you) for you, lenin
>>73654105
>What do you mean?
like his interests. hobbies and stuff.
>>73654128
Outdoorsy shit. We haven't been able to do much yet tho
THICC
>>73654139
he sounds like the guy this guy wants>>73653962
does he have a gun?
Why is he so based?
rofl
>>73654172
He has a few but he can't keep any of them in his dorm
>>73654182
Propaganda mostly, but also not giving a fuck and murdering people in his way.
we shouldve firebombed moscow when we had the chance
>>73654193
hunting guns or personal protection?
>>73654239
Both
>>73654260
what's his middle name?
>>73654238
wow rude
>>73654272
idk
>>73654287
communists arent people
FUCK OUT MY WAY, JOHNNY CAGE FACE-KICK
>>73654288
you don't even know his middle name?
do your parents approve?
>communists arent peo-
>>73654318
I do but I don't want to post his middle name
>>73654326
prisoner of the pinko regime
soon we will liberate them
>>73654326
Non-country
>>73654335
oh. do your parents think he's a nice boy?
>>73652950
No one likes us because we're fat?
>>73654385
Why would I tell them
>>73654395
>>73654395
>destroying historic monument
fuck c*pitalist pigs
>>73654410
I dont think NK was ever communist, it just went totalitarian from the getgo
>>73654423
It was aligned with the eastern bloc, close enough
>>73654410
>Why would I tell them
because they love you
>>73654484
That's just asking for trouble desu
>tfw /cum/ is filled with y*nks
>>73654496
so what happens when you get married to this boy?
>>73654521
I'll probably fuck it up before that happens so it's not really worth thinking about
guys i feel nauseous but im also hungry this sucks im just gonna puke up anything i eat
>>73654559
fuck you mulroney
>>73654551
I believe in you
>>73654615
Are you going to try to get an apartment with the gf? Or are you still thinking about sharing an apartment with those other people
your man was a good poster
all my favorite redditors talking to each other :)
>I complain about reddit flags in a general
>>73654631
>Are you going to try to get an apartment with the gf
that would be degenerate
I'm getting an apartment with my current roommate and two other guys I've known forever. my gf is actually getting an apartment with one of their girlfriend
>>73654664
I tried to be his friend and he said no and that I was creepy
EAT YOUR SALAD
;_;
>>73654690
You are kind of creepy.
>>73654690
>that would be degenerate
y
>>73654717
>y
I don't know
>>73654711
yeah I know
>>73654694
japanese are unironically more upset about a covered bridge getting torched than all the bad shit that is happening on this earth
>>73654760
o
>>73654694
>>73654774
what?
>>73654830
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cedar_Covered_Bridge
>talk to american girl online
>in a moment of spontaneity she blurts "gosh dang"
I had no idea american girls could be so cute
I don't like Swedes
>>73654948
explain?
i puked
>>73655023
it was mostly blood wtf
He it's me again!
You guys live in northern America. And I live in North West Europe. I can communicate with you guys in real time thanks to the Internet.
>>73653019
Fuck that, I went to the market to try to sell my shirts
>I only fucking sold 1
>>73655091
Are you ok?
>>73655091
go to the doctor
>>73655091
Not cool anon. say hello to the er doc.
>>73655269
>>73655283
>>73655300
it was black
online it says that the danger is low unless the blood is bright red
i dont really want to see the doctor unless i have to. I have a checkup in a month would i die if i waited until then?
>>73655324
Go to the doctor
>>73655324
if you don't have a nosebleed there should not be blood in your stomach. if you don't live alone let someone know and go to the ER tomorrow to make sure everything is okay.
health is one of those better safe than sorry and "i could be bleeding internally" is something you need to check out sooner than later.
>>73655363
>>73655357
why would there be blood in my stomach? i havent done anything in the past week, i drank some alcohol tonight and felt nauseous and it was like coffee grinds which is apparently blood
>>73654395
>Takingoutsaddam.gif
>>73655391
Something's bleeding into your stomach
>>73655391
>Darker blood usually represents a less brisk and steady source of bleeding.
go to the doctor, anon.
>>73655413
i just puked again and it was dark again
>>73655456
Go to the doctor
>>73655391
Go to the doctor fucking leaf! Do you want to die?
>>73655456
is there anyone home? you should consider going to the ER right now desu.
Power Rangers (2017)
>>73655465
If I puke again tonight I'll call 911
I'll go see the doctor tomorrow I guess
>>73652624
lying tranny delete this
>>73655491
>>73655491
dammit son
Google said that you need to see a doctor.
>>73655491
GO
TO
THE
DOCTOR
>>73655541
>>73655547
im not that lightheaded, im in no pain and the blood seems rather coagulated
ill wait until tomorrow
if i die in my sleep i love you all
>>73655564
i hate you
>>73655564
Okay I love you too man. I hope I can be there on your funeral.
>>73655564
>tfw you can't force anons to go to the doctor immediately
>>73655587
>>73655583
>>73655579
not waking up tomorrow would solve all my problems without me having to work up the courage to end my life
you should be less attached to this material plane
>>73655607
go to doctor
>>73655564
wot n oblivion (new meme)
>>73655622
its 6 in the morning i want to sleep, ill go tomorrow
>>73655607
We love you man. You can't just die!! Go to the doctor now!!!
>>73655645
it literally is tomorrow right now
>>73655661
ill go when i wake up
>>73655675
I'll cap all of your posts and make a tribute if you don't come back in a week
>>73655675
>>73655699
some of them arent mine though, theres another montrealer
>>73655711
i appreciate your concern
>>73655725
I meant from tonight
>>73655753
i will become the patron saint of /cum/ and you will carry on the spirit of quebecposting in my name
>>73655771
pls don't die
hi, whats going on?
>>73656732
Cum is dead
>>73656767
maybe i should follow :)
goodbye
>>73656818
Fug
think I found the one thing that makes me nostalgic. I'm glad, this feeling really sucks. why do LE 90S KIDS always chase this feeling
>Finnish threads get a bunch of semi qt's from time to time
>They even post tits(pic related)
And what does /cum/ has?
Faggots roleplaying with each other
>>73656932
Because it's cool and aesthetic to post it on instagram and facebook
>>73656972
I'm glad I'm not nostalgic for the 80s, I do enjoy that aesthetic. Nostalgia just makes me sick
>>73656941
>tfw no finnish gf with that cute accent
why even live
Can't make new threads from my phone
bamp
>Family came for easter
>They brought a cat
>I am sleeping in the floor
>Cat is inside his tent
>Go to sleep at 1:00 AM
>4:15 AM, feel fur next to me, wonder what the fuck is that
>Cat is sleeping next to me
>Tent is broken
>Fix it and spend some minutes doing it
>My sleep is gone
Fuck, and i need to wake up soon.
>>73658507
wtf is a cat tent
me on top
Is Texas redpilled?
what's for easter dinner, boys?
>>73659106
sunday roast
>it's easter and I'm at work instead of at home playing ffxiv
hahaha
>>73656941
I'm a girl(boy) :3
>>73659736
>working on sundays
I remember walking, one side of town to the other.
Alone one night in January... or February
It's like in an old movie from some other land, it lasted for hours.
Only streetlights and the grating of gravel in pedestrian subways
I remember some trees which stood black and naked.
Weather beaten hollows of snow, with sparse lumps of ice, been scraped off by the wind alone.
And on the stairs before I left, one of the girls had surprisingly given me a kiss, stung in the cold long after.
>>73660162
Ha geyyy
>>73660259
why do rabbits lay eggs when every other mammal has live births?
>>73660273
Hey buddy, that's my friend you're hitting!
*punches you*
>>73660338
Aligators are semi-aquatic mammals who lay eggs
>>73660576
they're amphibians not mammals
>>73660617
boi u stupit
>masturbate
>cum in my hair
fuCK
A resurrection?
Good morning
>>73661256
shut the fuck up
>>73661573
Nou
Mornin' cumbums
goodmorning, subhumans
*posts from church*
>>73662368
>shitposting in a house of God
devilish
>>73652827
Gay flag needs to be on Mass
Give New Hampshire the Quebec flag instead
passed out without meaning too last night for the 3rd night in a row
>>73662438
gay flag is vermont desu
>>73662438
I'm not allowed in the Cathedral here and the Protestants bully me
shut the fuck up paha sapa
>>73662535
this
>Paha "The Holy See frowns on my degeneracy" Sapa
Happy Easter everyone
So erdogan just became president for life
does this matter?
>>73662654
Muslims need a strong leader to keep them in line.
Wonder how late the brekkie will be this morning buds
I have a really crazy idea guy.
Destroy all of the middle east. Even the jews. All of them, just chuck em into space.
>>73662535
>>73662564
no
>pigskins think they are white
When will this meme end? You're not white, but pink.
If you're not from the Caucas mountain range or Russia, you're probably not white.
>>73662843
>slavs
>white
slavs are white
nice meme
>>73662654
Maybe if he starts saying anti-US stuff we can fumigate the roaches
*shoots paha sapa*
(with cum)
>>73662906
this is a particularly bad opinion
>>73662978
That's gay
>>73663009
You're a particularly bad Easter egg so... :/
>Paha "Call me scum while you cum in my bum" Sapa
>>73662876
I said Russians, not Western contaminated Slavs
>never seen a Russki in his life
Kek, how typical of pigskins to rewrite and falsify facts
I bet you think America did most of the fighting in the Great War, eh boy?
>>73663050
>slavs
>white
>>73663107
>being as pink as your mother's pussy
Why?
>>73663212
I'm not.
Just like slavs aren't white.
Reminder that this actually happened
>>73663480
I like my football plays funnier.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KukSVxgsQkg
>>73663480
>>73663480
>Seacucks
>>73652602
What a cutie
>>73652951
>Alabama is extremely similar to the English flag
>One of the dumbest states along with Mississippi
Really makes you think.