I want to become able to speak to Germans

>implying youve ever seen a german and tgey are real.
Hahahajaja hahahahswim across the ocean no dhit there just pure sea pure ocean germans np longer there hahahahahahahah
Have you ever seen a german? Youve been lied to they are fiction and propaganda mate

>>73652025
Protip : Nie

Feels good to be able to say things in German that even Germans aren't allowed to say

>heil

Do you have a flight of stairs in your house?

Just yell in e|English while falling down it. You are now speaking German.

>>73652063
I worked with an old germsn and her 1st gen americsn spawn

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>go to Niederland
>everyone has surnames like "Legwater"

what did they mean by this?

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>>73652142
But how van i be sure american.
You are lying to me american but why do you conspire against me?
Tell me

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>>73652110

>hitler had ovens and he baked cookies full of fun!

FEELS, SUH GOOD.

they ALL speak english and they DON'T want to speak in anything but that since they're all huge cucks who hate themselves

>>73652169

>El Salvador

I I mad as fuck that we lost a restaurant that clearly had your food. God fucking damn it. It was so delicious but no, we need a Verizon cell phone place there.

>>73652248

>watching COPS

Black cop arrests two short brown dudes.

>well, you spoke perfect english when telling me about your rights, but now you can only speak spanish?
>alright man, we'll find about that when you're in jail

BASED fucking cop.

>>73652252
Pupusas and stuff like that?
What a pity man sorry america anon

>>73652362

Now I can only get it like some sort of drug-pusher. I have a friend from El Salvador and it's like, "did your mom make anything I can have?!?!?"

Naw, it's so fucking good. You can't get that shit.

>>73652025
Mashallah brother, we killed them all sorry, they wouldnt convert, but you can talk to me.

>>73652025
germans are subhumans

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>>73652559
Back again already for another long day, hmm?

>>73652575

Oh damn, Australia is awake. Abandon ship. We're not friends anymore, put on your mean faces.

>>73652619
I don't see what you're trying to say

>>73652575

If you mean, we wish you slept and didn't wake up, then you're correct. You'll count any loss as a victory anyways.

>WELL WE DID THIS THING ONCE
>HOORAY 10/!) WE'RE AWESOME

>>73652666
What are you even talking about? Are you ESL or something?

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>>73652025
You aren't going to speak to any germans if you even knew german anyways.

>>73652682

What exactly, is ESL?

>select all trains
>it's all roller skates and stadiums

Why did you even?

>>73652710
ESL = English Second Language

>>73652025
I was born in ussr so i learn phrases like hande hoch even before going to school =)

>>73652731

I speak French primarily.I guess something could have been lost in the process.

>>73652767
Do you live in Louisiana?

>>73652801

No, Montana.

I speak French at home. My dad is from Vermont and my Mom is from Quebec. Is what it is man. I grew up bilingual.

>>73652838
Ok then

I am Greek

Why is my thread still alive? I went and drank since this, have you?

>>73653017
Why did you drunk? Were you celebrating?

>>73653038
I've had a long week and have a problem. Willst du auf Deutsch reden? Ich kann auf Deutsch reden

>>73653067
>have a problem.
Ich bin mir sicher, dass du die Eier noch finden wirst.

>>73653079
Ist das ein deutsche Spruch, Eier zu finden? Oder ist es ein EASTER meme?

>>73653112
>ein heiliges Fest meme nennen
Blasphemie.

>>73653140
Also habe ich recht. Haha ja, Amerikaner feiern Easter nicht, lol xDDDD

>>73653177
we dont

>>73653213
Shut up. I'm not even Christian and i do

>>73653305
my family and i are hardcore roman catholic we haven't celebrated easter once and neither do any of the churches we went to I only heard about easter in the first place from this meme

>>73653472
How though? I even get good Friday off at uni

>>73652025
It is impossible to speak to germans since they are completely silent, emotionless and made entirely of light having no corporeal form

>>73653472
>c*tholics
>christian
Pick one

>>73653505
If only the first and third things were actually true as well

>>73653490
jesus christ you are the worst type of poster

>>73652110
that's rich coming from the country of gag orders

Boring!