seattle bird edition
Fuck Drumpf
Ticks? I haven't seen any.
Fuck Drumpf
one time at a mariners game a seattle bird pooped on me
yay!
>>73651311
Lucky!!!
>>73651286
First for smelly homeless person park by Pike Place where this photo was taken.
>>73651297
>>73651306
2 quality posts so far, off to a good start
>Seattle Seacucks
Don't you love it when it rains?
>>73651302
on thursday I had to site through a 1.5 hour lecture on ticks for my etymology class
>>73651319
next time I'm there where should I go?
I was only there for the day
going to bed guys
good night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwDAYnaFs1U
Is Trump really that bad
>>73651332
yes
>>73651345
Fuck him
How was there no snapchat filter for Good Friday? I hate their liberal cuck bias
In terms of Christianity this is literally the most important weekend of the year, but no mention? fuck snapchat
and fuck white people
>>73651345
He is misunderstood just like everyone in the world
>>73651365
t. mr cockroach
>>73651340
I lived in Seattle for about 5 years but it has been about 3 since I lived there. I don't honestly know what is good any more.
>>73651311
we have gulls fly into AT&T all the time and land on the field during play
>>73651341
*kisses you*
Don't forget to drink a warm glass of milk before bed, my sweet angel.
>>73651347
I can heart the rain dripping in the night or day technically right now.
>>73651365
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YfUlhqLdScY
any openSUSE man in
Quick
How do I handle shots
I've drank 3 shots and 4 beers
I've never had shots before with beer combo
How do I assure best results
Gotta put the laundry in the drier lol. BRB. (might have a cheeky poo too)
this threads theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI
>>73651412
drink water so you dont get bloated
goodnight cucks
http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-face-monster-security-operation-as-donald-trump-insists-on-golden-carriage-procession-during-a3515746.html
Drumpf : DDDD It will HYGE and gold!
>>73651407
Classic German autism
>>73651384
I saw a pic of that field once. it really nice
>>73651416
Don't forget that I love you, anon.
>Have a Manlet qb
>He puts up better numbers than some tall qbs
How do they do it
>>73651434
AT&T is the GOAT ballpark
>>73651412
Just smoke weed dude
>Just smoke weed dude
>>73651439
>How do they do it
They dont
>>73651432
you mean german engineering™
Wishing I had the courage to make friends in school baka
>>73651467
>school
They're probably nerds anyway
If you had to move to a non-cum cunt which one would you pick?
>>73651397
>>73651479
new zealand
>>73651479
Portugal. Tired of low IQs
>>73651479
A far away one with lotta other shy people.
>>73651479
Nippon
The only reason I'm staying up is to feel some sort of human connection from you guys.
>>73651479
Spain.
>>73651479
Montenegro
>>73651286
Kendrick is still the best in the game
>>73651546
not even the best Rap album this year
>>73651431
Fucking Drumpf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5fRRfKsr6U
>>73651546
garbage
>>73651498
why are you so shy anon?
>>73651546
Damn thats a scary nigger
I got really drunk alone in my room last night.
>>73651528
go to bed man you won't find mere humans at this hour
>>73651573
Did you get laid
>>73651558
ok nigger whats the best rap album this year then
>>73651573
I was here
I'm in love with a woman other than my girlfriend, but she lives 5 hours drive away
>>73651579
>>73651579
>>73651573
It's okay I did the same like Wednesday
>>73651332
>leaves are starting to come in on the maples so now when it rains i'll hear that perfect sound of rain on leaves
Fuck the haters, rain is awesome.
>>73651436
*kisses you*
>drake
>good
>>73651558
>>73651565
Contrarians
>>73651572
I'm not a homo I listen to the music not admire the mans looks.
>>73651578
no. I was by myself
>>73651581
I drank 750ml of fireball. that stuff tastes terrible
>>73651596
It was my first time being drunk. I've drank before but never drunk
>>73651588
literally Drake's worst and not good, also not an album
>>73651610
contrarian would be thinking Damn holds a candle to Untitled Unmastered
>>73651605
this is my favourite reddit meme
>>73651588
>drake
>>73651612
just don't get to attached to it or you'll cause yourself trouble later
>>73651612
Did you drink water too?
If you're not still bumping White Friday you need to find the nearest noose and swing
>>73651612
you're not supposed to JUST have fireball, dummy
What's your favourite nu metal song?
imo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
>>73651620
Untitled was good but it was just a bunch of b side tracks leftover from TPAB. It was a solid 7/10. That said Danny Brown had the superior DNA track on XXX
>>73651623
you don't like him?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HKMDzS25K4
>>73651631
sorry grandpa, its not December 2016 anymore
>>73651625
yeah I probably won't to it again for a long time
>>73651630
yeah I had a lot
also a lot of pop
>>73651638
well it's all I had. I'm can't legally buy it so I asked a buddy to buy me some whiskey(I was thinking of real whiskey) and that's what he ended up giving me
>>73651648
Damn time fly by
>>73651645
His ghost writers make some catchy pop music. He's a decent performer
https://youtu.be/lbYIUnV8u7E
>>73651661
>pop
>I exclusively listen to shit nobody's ever heard of
>>73651661
>pop
it's fucking soda you faggot
>>73651682
>nobody's ever heard of
it on RYM's top 100 of 2017
>>73651671
>>73651685
it's pop because it "pops" in your mouth
>>73651697
Wouldn't mind popping in your mouth rn
>RYM
good music should not be popular
>it's pop because it "pops" in your mouth
>>73651697
It's coke because drinking anything else is wrong
>good music should not be popular
>Retardicans are perfectly fine with cigarettes but see marijuana as a public safety hazard
>Dumbocrats are perfectly fine with killing babies as long as they're still inside the mother but executing serial killers is immoral and inhumane
Why is American politics such a fucking incoherent retarded ideological mess?
>>73651671
>I would like a coke get me a pepsi
Even more retarded than pop
>>73651703
t. makes a nightly check in to P4k
it's pop haha
>been posting ITT for almost 2 years now
>>73651724
lmao
>P4k
>>73651717
Watergate
>>73651724
Small time
>>73651717
this is the problem of only having a centrist and right wing party with no left wing party to fill the gap
>>73651717
You're just too dumb to understand it.
>>73651701
I don't think my girlfriend would appreciate that
>>73651712
that's a brand name
>>73651712
Diet Pepsi > Diet Coke
>Diet soda
>>73651747
She sounds like the type that gets jealous when you kiss your guy friends good night
>It's coke because drinking anything else is wrong
>>73651286
Seattle is dum metropolitan poophole i dun like it
t. Washington
Happy Easter /cum/
>>73651764
hmmm?
>>73651764
What's Easter? Sounds like something a european would celebrate.
>>73651764
Happy what now
>soda
i turn 19 today
(semi)normie brother
>has a university degree
>gets invited to parties
>has a job
>had a multiyear relationship
>suicidal
neet me
>college dropout
>one friend
>neet
>had a multiweek relationship
>excited about the future
>>73651781
Too old
>>73651781
post thighs
>>73651786
Really makes you twerk
>>73651764
Easter?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUCx9LicuSM
He's probably better than anyone in this thread.
>coke isn't the correct name for carbonated beverages
>Coke
>>73651763
when I was in middle school I dreamed of living in Seattle. I had a young George Bailey attitude
I say coke
Almost Easter! What kind of candy should I buy?
>>73651806
bit jealous we dont have our own tim
what an absolute gem
Someone should make a mid springtime holiday
I'm thinking we sacrifice rabbits to Odin or something
>>73651787
agreed
>>73651831
whiskey
>Sit at my computer playing Assassin's Creed Syndicate for a couple hours
>Go to bed and play Assassin's Creed Unity on my Xbone for a couple more
I feel like I shouldn't be enjoying myself but I am
>sitting in big rural house by myself
>it's 1am
>it's been deathly silent for a solid hour now
>no croaking
>no distant cars
>no howling wind
>nothing
>any ass creed but 4
>even then
>>73651831
Whiskey
>>73651850
Is that the one with the pirates
>>73651831
sake
>I dont like asscreed 2
>The only good asscreed is the most retarded one
>>73651856
Me rn, except i love that nothingness
>>73651863
No that would be ACIV: Blag Flag
*sips grog*
>>73651866
>>73651858
>>73651846
I don't drink alcohol
>asscreed 2 is good
*chugs mead*
>>73651867
Ass creed brotherhood and 4 are the best. 2 is okay but overrated by nostalgia
>tfw a british schizo is a better piano player than you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaQwCaVeg-w
>>73651884
left twix
*hooks bourbon to dialysis machine*
>What kind of coke would you like, sir?
>What kind of coke? I'll have a Sprite.
>>73651914
Ethanol and bleach.
>>73651914
Just be yourself
I drank too much, lads.
>>73651914
lick it off
>tfw no American bf to ravage my boipucci
*pulls balls out*
your move
>tfw no Canadian bf to ravage boipucci (female)
Should I start taking modafinil?
>what kind of coke do you want sir
>do you have coke?
>no sir, only pepsi
Did you know that chloroform tastes sweet?
>>73651953
Just microdose 2FA
>>73651925
how much?
>>73651931
I literally have been posting on here for a Canadian BF for like 6 months where have you been?
>>73651931
Are you a cute girl (male) or a twink?
>>73651968
8 shots of bourbon and rum, im a lightweight and feel like shit
>>73651964
isn't moda legal?
>milk was fine in the morning
>go for another glass tonight
>it smells like farts
>>73651971
I've been posting here as well.
Is it fate we meet on this day?~
>>73651980
I'm a girl (male) :3
>>73651993
Is that some nootropic
>>73651957
people who call pop 'coke', call coke 'co cola'
>>73652008
good Christian boy
farted in a guys milk carton this afternoon
>>73652004
nvm I am looking for a big strong lumberjack type
>>73652008
.02 good boy points have been added to your account
>christians (catholic)
>>73652007
yes
do you have a recommendation?
>>73651990
>8
ha
I'm kidding, I puked last night
>>73652019
Same!~
>>73652018
>>73652018
noice
>>73652033
Speed paste (raw)
Should we give the cara-poster more (you)s to attract more mexico posters?
>>73652045
baby's first gif?
>>73652018
>>73651990
>8
wew
Well, I'm kinda fat but it takes like 16 shots for me to feel awful and that's from the hangover the next day. It just makes me nauseous, weak in the legs, and dizzy for about 8 hours. It's not fun, tbqh, and I do not recommend it.
>>73652057
No only give him (you)s when he posts Coraline
>>73652060
I didnt make it
>>73652057
mmmm no
>>73652057
i dont need more yous.
thank you.
>wanting more mexicans
Cascadia + Mexico City
Seems like a good idea
Quebec really does deserve independence
the gf
>>73652111
Pretty funny coming from the man that got upset because i ignored him.
>>73652124
we only want oaxaca
>>73652132
cette
How much shots is too much
What is average
I got peer pressure to 5 but they call me baby still and made guess they're they're right if I can manage to go to the upstairs bathroom and type this on my phone Wilkes taking the longest pee ever
>>73652133
Saw her last night (sex)
>>73652134
When was this?
I think its a good thing I didnt take drafting in high school, because Im super OCD about models looking correct
>>73652148
Yesterday.
>>73652158
>its a good thing I didnt take drafting in high school because i'd be good at it
>>73652093
it's cum not cu
Caraposting is shit-tier
Not surprised it's a fucking third worlder doing it too lmao
>>73652166
I was drunk posting, I have no idea what I said here
hehehe found this funny meme hahaha
>>73652136
/COQ/ Cascadia Oaxaca Quebec
>>73652004
I am tall and masculine but I can't grow a beard. Are you willing to do lewd things while wearing girl clothes?
>>73652190
beautiful
>>73652202
I'm wearing the striped socks as we speak, senpai!~ <3
The ideal man.
>>73652170
exactly
Got my cock ring on
>australia isn't flooding the board with so many easter toads that every normal thread is slid right off
Oaxacas are something you seriously dont wanna be associated with.
The ideal man.
>>73652215
Post pic of your legs while wearing them
Playing with my penis right now buds
>>73652182
yellowposters > emmaposters > caraposters > lilyposters >>>>>>>>> swiftposters
How bored are you right now /cum/? I am this bored
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkkcRxsw4Bc
>>73652233
don't worry we'll take the lot
emma posting is the ultimate sign of patriciandom
>>73652245
A picture I took back when I first got them, so it's not very recent~
macron posting is the ultimate sign of patriciandom
>>73652217
woke back up to say he's more attractive than trudeau by far
>>73652233
>>73652166
>>73652134
>>73651957
>>73652082
cabeza d pito
>>73652276
lol nigga that's gay
>>73652276
Cute, brb buying a ticket to Canada to ravage that boipussi
Why do canadians hate me so much?
>>73652246
it's Easter you degenerate
once knew a >gal from jalisco
>>73652295
Because you like posting ugly British goblins
>>73652295
por puto cabeza d pito chikito
>>73652276
This is from that Chathem-Kent poster
>>73652279
I bet Macron can't do this!
>>73652304
head of dick
>>73652306
So? Most americans are chill still, while some Canadians lose their heads so fast.
>>73652295
We're a people fueled by hate. We hate everything. We hate ourselves.
It's nothing personal you fucking piece of shit.
"she" was a lot less rude
>>73652341
im not her but shes still around
r8 this mexican avant garde
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sboUxvfMK60
Sloan is a good band haha
Been waiting on this hooker for 3 hours
>>73652318
he's way too agent for that petty, childish trudeau nonsense
>>73652351
>she
Redpill me on drafting
I always thought it was just house blueprints
I don't even remember why people hated Jalisco so much.
>>73652351
"""""she"""""
>>73652388
>those little girl hands
>>73652341
who? out of the loop here
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>>73652371
time 2 stop playin games
>>73652384
when ur nation is either:
A) getting invaded by a superpower
B) invading a tiny nation for some reason and needs you to fight for something you don't really understand
you draft
>Jalisco
>white
>>73652396
Those are man legs tho. It's pretty clear.
i miss texas
What's /cum/s favorite ASMRtist? I vote PPOMO ASMR
>needs you to fight for something you don't really understand
>why yes, communism IS successful
>>73652408
how did you get this picture of me
surprised I was able to find this so easily again
Real talk, my blackhawks are disappointing me so hard.
>>73652431
>>73652424
varg
>orange county misses a gay texan
cannot for the life of me say that Im surprised
>>73652421
he would sometimes scare me honestly but yeah
very complete poster
>>73652442
>borepuck
I miss Orange County
>>73652453
RIP
i miss my mom
>>73652453
I miss baja, also Dae ho lee
>>73652442
Finn goalies are elite
>>73652453
He came back, in the shape of gaycer county.
>>73652232
They're waiting till everyone over here is up
REMINDER
>>73652470
delet
>>73652461
I miss her too mijo.
>>73652476
those easter posts are so lame
я нe знaю чтo ты гoвapйш!
may he rest in peace
>varg
>>73652470
mmmm that's a lie
I miss creepshot posts.
>>73652124
No.
aside from all the actually terrible areas in America, this strikes me as one of the saddest places. it's a blue collar community that owns only a fraction of the cape, because most is owned by rich people who have summer homes, and the blue collar folk just keep the place functioning for when the next summer comes around and the only time their home isn't freezing, a billion people visit in homes they barely live in
So yeah, why dont you guys celebrate easter nor holy week?
This is like the second xmas, people here even get a 4 day vacation.
>>73652442
I fucking hate this girl
>>73652502
I remember bullying him a lot.
why can't we swap caraposter with baja
>>73652448
i miss him asking everyone for pics of their thighs
i miss his thigh collection
i miss his "sissy californians" posts
>>73652449
>very complete poster
what
>>73652453
truly a bad poster
>>73652519
Easter is a communist holiday
we worship jesus, not an easter bunny
Adam and eve, not adam and eve
god bless
>>73652453
>I miss orange county clacking my ass
Was it autism?
>>73652519
xmas is a pagan holiday
>>73652538
u know what i meen
>>73652519
Technically it is even more important than christmas. The resurrection is the base of the christian religion.
>I miss his collection of male thighs
>>73652561
I know that, i mean second xmas in the fact that families get together and shit.
>>73652565
it was a very thorough collection
>>73652557
i really dont
I miss the good washington poster.
>>73652572
true, I mean on the other hand thanks giving is a giant event in the US, at least here in germany we don't really celebrate our "Erntedankfest" on such a scale.